This Is The Only Game WORSE With Friends
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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12:20 The blatant lying and accusations that Bryan is insane was top tier
And Bryan was so happy too
What r u talking about? He was.
Bryan was total loony tunes
this video was so fucking funny
When a simple game turns into irl gaslighting...
omfg almost died laughing at the stalltt part when he is hallucinating and nobody see it.
I lost it at shadow boxing lmao
i was eating and almost fucking choked
When you pause the video but you still hear the whispers
why is this comment upvoted, it isn't funny. it isn't adding anything. I hate youtube comments why am i even replying to this i hate my life
Noah Ens me too I find literally nothing funny I can’t laugh at anything I want to die
Dude so close to 1 million!!!!
Donut Operator how do you have 1 like in 2 months?
Swedish person this only happens on sams vids, on another vid welyn has like 4 in 3 months
You watch this guy? Weird to see you here
@@nighthawkviper6791 maybe he just likes the content also. Sams a funny dude. Go sniff your farts elsewhere.
Fancy seeing you here! 1 million is now achieved:)
Eats a poison dart frog, literally the most poisonous creature on the planet. “I think it’s fine”. Never change guys, never change
It’s interesting how after ~7 years of being on RUclips youre the only RUclipsr I have found funny throughout all these years
you're watching the wrong youtubers
Right
Nothing but quality
Mullican Man your special aren’t you buddy
If filthy frank did gaming.
Unironically though, good job to Sam for losing so much weight over one year, ya did pretty damn well man.
I wanna know his steroid cycle
I did a cycle of Ligandrol earlier last year, not quite steroids and there are no negative health effects that have been found. Shit was unreal, I went from a 170 pound bench press max to 215 in less than a month, also put on almost 15 pounds of lean muscle. I haven't cycled in like 8 months and I still have all of my strength and muscle mass from the one cycle, I still work out and I've always been in good shape though.
@@humphreybrogart8392 :)
MattyE I think you goofed up. Personally I think any drug is really cheating and defeating the purpose but that’s my opinion. But even if it doesn’t seem to have any health effects most enhancing drugs take off years of life. My dad is sixty and still competing in power lifting never took drugs. He had friends who took enhancing drugs and all of them died in there thirties. Not saying your gonna die but the stuff ain’t something to mess with.
@@bigchonkerraccoon5046 i wasn't the original person who posted that. Some idiot did before me so i copypasta'd it to make him look stupid.
-45 pound bench improvement in less than a month
-15 pounds of "lean" muscle in a month
"Kill the one with a bad hairline" be careful sam we don't want friendly fire
I went in the jungle in ecuador, there is so much venemous shit everywhere. Half of the guide job was pointing stuff and saying "muy peligroso".
Muy peligroso
Muy peligroso
Muy peligroso
cuidado esto es muy peligroso
legueu Muy Peligroso
Sam goes for a 5 minute walk in they jungle:
Also Sam: “I’ve seen horrors, horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face. And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends.”
The only horror around here is this stupid ass comment format every brainless six year old uses to get likes.
Marlon Brando nailed it
@@Souls__Like It's WAY better than the "nobody:" shit that gets tacked onto the front of every comment. It's a pretty funny comment.
And the names of those horrors are Bryan, Staltt, and Bizzle.
I mean Sam is carrying the entire team as always
Sam should grow a mustache so he can complete the Ed Kemper look.
Shit, can't see unsee it now.
Dude i was thinking about it
It explains why he hates his wife and women in general
Like Sam could grow a mustache
Naaaaa, sam is tiny
this is just "The Forest" south america edition
Except that game ends.
This game had a great story mode
Except you actually have to try and survive in the this.
I was just gonna say was the forest rip this off or did this rip of the forest.
@@bulletproofchunkdion forest was first
0:37 "it has snakes" Shows a hognose literally the friendliest snake species you could meet.
I was looking for this
Fuck it. Still a snake.
@@herschelschueler imagine a game with passive snakes
Definitely not the friendliest. That title without question belongs to ball pythons. With the exception of unique individuals they are so timid that many owners have never even heard their snakes hiss. I own several and have had to do things occasionally like pull bedding out of one’s mouth that most other snake species would bite you for doing. But are hognoses the derpiest? Yes by far they are.
@@clownworld4655 The ball python we have went on a hunger strike because its food bumped it on the head a little. it was a dead mouse.
Sam is so privaleged that even during a global pandemic, he has to play a game about barely surviving in a jungle in order to have a semblance of hardship in life
truth
Privalleged checked.
He's not privileged. He's chosen.
@Sightless_Seeker the fuck
@@manictiger oy vey
Video games doesn't cause violence, it causes friendships to be broken.
@Phimosis Jones spicy
You are like an anime Justin Y.
no thats uno man
It causes insanity absolute reeturd
Phimosis Jones Wait what happened
i just realised that everytime Sam plays a game, he demotes himself from General to Captain, i think there is some kind of symbolism in this, not sure what.
He has to descend from his higher plane of existence in order for us to comprehend his level of thought. This isn't necessary on RUclips as it is one of the few platforms that may contain his power so he stays as General
Anyone actually read the post card at 3:50? That shit was hilarious 😂
sam specifically brought his friends into the jungle to watch them die a painful death.
That's a conspiracy dingus
@Sightless_Seeker As a RAT, when is looting someone's body NOT because of an "emergency situation"? :)
sam is a true chaotic evil
666th like
911
Dang I didn’t even realize general sam lost all that weight over all those years.
He said a year ago lol
It actually went all to his forehead
he has abs stronger then my skull
watch one of his vids from a couple years ago, man used to hav some chuunk
he’s skinnier than he’s ever been on yt
Alright let's get this settled, his daughter is slowly draining his life essence till he turns to a husk, this is only the beginning. He'll soon be looking like Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
“The overwhelming majority of the population is still human.”
Should I be relieved or concerned by that statement?
Dont worry about it fellow human person everything is normal
*blinks vertically* yes normal
@@ihatetacocasa you mean horizontally mate.
@@herschelschueler no
Featuring a game with a dauntingly visceral (perfectly executed) sanity mechanic, and ending with clips of John McAfee
Sam you are a genius
Sounds like this game was executive produced by Werner Herzog. “Do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence?"
I like the subtitle at 11:16 that just says “c” really adds to the experience
Taylor Martinez?
@@rodgerza2 yeah i don't really see it either?.
Losing your sanity bud
I think it’s supposed to be the 👌
It's sad to think that one day we won't have a new General Sam video. His kid is gonna grow up and he's gonna put his focus on raising his daughter. So let's appreciate the laughs and enjoyment he's given us, before it's too late
This game: *one person dies within 6 minutes of starting causing the entire team to go insane*
Me: *Flashbacks to "That's XCOM Baby!"*
I find that Russian roulette is another game that tends to be worse with friends. Much better when it’s less personal.
Better to watch than to play.
@@danielbateman6518 Speak for yourself
@@danielbateman6518 Boy back in my day i survived 6 rounds of that haha!
And im 57 now.
@@daquan6213 good for you patrick
Just laughed like a maniac at Mcafee. My sanity level tanked.
Put him in the LIST
@@dude2273 rip
LMFAO in the middle of the chaos at 14:50 "What a time to be passed out"
Bryan, with tears in his eyes: it's a real man, I have a bow. I'm not insane
I liked the game better when you were ethnically cleansing natives.
@Adventure Inc SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!
Yeah it Was more Fun without the story because then it seems like you have a goal and all the tension and confusion disparata because of tutorials
Snap stallts leg and run away while he gets overcome by red people
Woah cool it, we don't call them that these days.
Casino Americans
@@user-fg8ux8zo6w Kemosabi
Ok Columbus
They have a name and it's Ronald McDonald.
"But if you haven't clicked away yet, make sure to check out my podcast..."
Ah yes thanks for reminding me.
Happy resurrection day Jesus Christ well nearly
I’m concerned that it took way to short of a time for you to start living out lord of the flies.
Sam: Welcome to the jungle.
Trees: *sway with malicious intent
I internally scream "YESSSSSSS!!!" everytime I see you've made a video. Your style of commentary is perfect, and Ive never been disappointed. You can never have too much of a good thing, because the perfect amount is infinite. Daily uploads, hourly uploads. Livestream your life my dude, I'll throw money at it disregarding my own well being.
@cybiko6 dont tell jesus to chill out.
"Gaslighting your Friends" with General Sam
"I'm not insane! I'm _not_ insane! Maybe you're insane!!?"
Green hecc with friends just sounds like the forest but tropical
It honestly seems to be exactly that, but also with a sanity feature and less mutants
Avery Longley the only thing that’s similar about it is the idea and some of the building aspects. It’s actually very in-depth especially if you got a buddy to play with.
@@averylongley8584 I thought there was a sanity feature in The Forest? Or some sort of mechanic like it, all I remember is a certain stat would be affected when I would cannibalize the mutants
@@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 There might have been, and its been a while since Ive seen anything of it, but not on the scale of this game. Also, I think the reason you didn't want to cannibalize in that game was because it would make you sick as well
It's very similar, but it has a more in depth nutrition feature, and it's a LOT harder. Literally everything will kill you.
Glad to see a return to this classic, first vid was a treat but i love the added twist of having 4 people playing together who collectively have the social skills of a goblin shark
dude ive been subbed for like forever and i still look forward to your every new shit and i laugh so hard with ofc obligatory blunt on the side. podcast is great too! greetings from croatia ;)
I’ve been subbed to General Sam since he had around 16k subs. From then to now, he has been skinny, gotten fat as fuck, then became skinny again, and stayed just as funny the whole time.
Oh snap. I didnt notice how much weight Sam has lost. I know he did, but damn. Seeing it side-by-side reveals it. Good job, Sam!
Same!
Fr tho!! Good shit Sam!
the postcard he wrote to Bryans mom..."stay tight"
Those poop bricks reminded me of that South Park episode where Randy takes the worlds biggest crap.
3:50, that postcard was unbelievably hilarious, especially the ending!
Sam: this game is not fun my friend died in 6 min
said friend: *eats a bunch of mushrooms and drinks mud water*
Yeah, but when someone obviously doesn't care about what happens to them in-game, or does something stupid for laughs, it's probably because they're just bored. Not to say that the game isn't good, it's just not for them.
@@perplexedcats7687 i know i just point that out
It's a fact that the longer you look at Sam's face, the more his glasses and nose start to look like a disguise
I've got Covid so 20 minutes of you and the boys fucking around is what I need
I laughed pretty hard when someone said "stupid peice of shit" like really agressively
Imagine taking a General Sam video serious.
Ikr
11:16 a letter c pops up for a second.
It was supposed to say POOPHOUSE
"I'm getying slowly sane. I think the screaming stoped"
“I think the screaming stopped” 🤣🤣🤣.
Keep up the amazing content!!!!! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
Sam doing the responsible thing during a viral pandemic by using his platform to host a podcast with renowned anti-virus expert John McAfee
Mcafee: Put him on the list
Looking forward to seeing the sequel to schlinder's where Sam dodges a bunch of ovens.
If you've seen the official podcast (which Sam was on) interview him I'd imagine it will be quite similar (btw, he is reallyyyy not a fan of what mcaffee is now, and of everything he is he shouldn't be known as an expert in antivirus)
@@oscarjames2004 what are you talking about, dude's been fighting viruses since 87, im sure he still knows a thing or two
@@rheemyrheemington8961 atm McAfee is basically malware itself and offers very little actual protection. John McAfee is a super shady and totally insane dude look it up bro
mcafee didn't uninstall himself
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees want to kill you.
@@ue4archive Bạn đã chết.
16:19 random leech on bizzle's arm and you just casually ignore it as it kills him. classic.
Also tell that mcafee asshole on your podcast to stop including invasive pop ups begging me to renew my subscription with my prebuilt pc. I'm not doing it. Every time I see a pop up my hate is reinforced.
2:17 you know a comments gonna be good when you see "I remember talking to people like you on the forums"
"The Amazon n shit, sounds like a death trap..don't understand why scientist try save it"
Oxygen: am I joke to you?
Ain't no oxygen in there. Phytoplankton is where it's at
Yea the amazon makes like 40% of the oxygen on earth produced on land. But its less than 4% when you include all the phytoplankton and pther life in the pcean producing oxygen. Burn the whole amazon down, fuck it.
Just finished rewatching the Shekelstein Saga and was surprised with another video, epic
Sam + Bryan + Staltt is the perfect dynamic trio. Every video with these three is guaranteed to be top-tier.
Don't forget Bizzle ☝️
God damn, General Sam is truly an underrated RUclipsr.
Not only is he so damn witty and constantly scheming but I just love his vast knowledge of random stuff that he uses to crack random ass jokes
"They're walking like an angry 1950's street-gang in an alleyway snapping their fingers"
Alternate ending line: “unfortunately there was no closure to the war in Vietnam, that horrid jungle, that place of hell, there was no end. We came there and killed the natives, what else could you want?
I see Sam is taking care of his daughter during the pandemic by playing games epic Chad
he doesn't take care of her. they throw her in the back yard to fend for her self
Taking care of a daughter is peak SIMPdom.
What
That's what we call a pro gamer move rite there...
back at it again with the vibrant subtitles in an obscure font, the meaty man taught you well proud of you
4:55 *Darkest Dungeon Nam flashbacks intensify*
"Bracket Clean, know what I'm saying"
10:20 --- Uhhhh...those are parentheses...
1:26 a summary of General Sams Appalachian hike
20:26 Napoleon the millisecond he stepped onto the shores of North America
17:03 is when they all start losing it
No same had full sanity
Everyone 'I wouldnt eat it,its poison'
The chinese 'iT's eXOtIc fOoD'
10:29 the killer butterflies cracked me up
15:20 they should make the sanity meter false sometimes. Sam accusing Stalt of insanity is fucking gold
thanks for making my shits more satisfying, sam!
Wow, after you pointed it out, i really see you have lost a lot of weight sam. Congratulations!
The second half of the video (starting at the infinite sticks) has me dying of laughter at every clip
I love watching Sam gaslight his friends. It relaxes me
sam: We came there and killed the natives what do you want from me?
*Great Britain has entered the chat*
1:45 Did having a kid really make you lose so much weight, I had no idea switching monitors to the baby cam required so much effort.
Bro this may be cringe but you lost weight right along side me and seeing you get slimmer, seeing that you were having a blast with your friends and seeing how much fun PC was made me not only loose 100 pounds but I linked up with Homies and got us in PC gaming I really appreciate your content bro keep it up!
5:44 i might be wrong but i think that laser on the whiteboard is its own infared light reflected... neat
Serious talk Sam. You looking mighty fine with you losing weight and getting healthy. Remember the golden rule: The thiccer, the better. All the best dude.
Sam has a wife, gradually loses sanity an imagines he has a brand new baby to look after
"Thankfully on the 5th day he had the goddamn decency to die"
That shit killed me
as someone hailing from south america this is a 100% accurate representation of the amazone rainforest
3:30 Is it just my computer, or is the video shaking? It hurts my eyes.
“Brian died within 7 mins” definitely not because he ate all the floor plants
Sam, you’re genuinely the only entertaining gaming person left on YT. Shit is funny
3:00 violent screen shaking was legitimately giving me anxiety
Sam you beautiful smooth skin you’re just what I needed today
Last time I was this early my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That has nothing to do with being early but it happened why sarah why did you do this to me
Idk what your putting in these videos but I can't get enough of them
Yo just wanted to say that your actually the funniest dude I've seen on youtube and I can't wait till you hit 1 million subs. Your only going up from here bro keep up the good work
Why, when he's monologuing in front of the green screen, the entire video is vibrating.
Bass in his coice
its either cuz of LSD or the washing machine
The editing of this video makes it seem like I have Parkinson's.
Sam that post card is comedy gold. Youve honed your craft sir.
It’s all fun and games until your friend is shadow boxing with demons that they can only see
you consider trying rimworld, samuel? i recommend multiplayer mod
Sorry bro I ain't playing a game bout eating buttholes
The internet will bring humanity closer and smarter in the future.
Future:
This Game: Enters the Lobby.
I loved that "c" at "poop house" moment
9:10 Killed by thrust 🤣