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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • 🤙Check Out My Podcast:
    / foreheadfablespodcast
    🤙Music by Jippy:
    / beat-tape-31
    🤙Starring:
    Stalltt: / @stalltt
    Bryan: / @reddragonius
    Bizzlesnaff: / @13snaff
    Merch►www.shekelscheme.com
    Twitch►www.twitch.tv/generalsam123
    Discord► / discord
    Twitter► GeneralSamSec
    Instagram►@GeneralSam123
    #greenhell

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  • @Empty-Mask
    @Empty-Mask 4 года назад +3627

    12:20 The blatant lying and accusations that Bryan is insane was top tier

    • @eric97909
      @eric97909 4 года назад +99

      And Bryan was so happy too

    • @justsumdude7437
      @justsumdude7437 4 года назад +43

      What r u talking about? He was.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +12

      Bryan was total loony tunes

    • @guyswheresthemusik258
      @guyswheresthemusik258 4 года назад +16

      this video was so fucking funny

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 4 года назад +6

      When a simple game turns into irl gaslighting...

  • @SkodzGaming
    @SkodzGaming 4 года назад +2069

    omfg almost died laughing at the stalltt part when he is hallucinating and nobody see it.

    • @asrea9704
      @asrea9704 4 года назад +51

      I lost it at shadow boxing lmao

    • @comrade614
      @comrade614 4 года назад +9

      i was eating and almost fucking choked

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 4 года назад +23

      When you pause the video but you still hear the whispers

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 4 года назад +7

      why is this comment upvoted, it isn't funny. it isn't adding anything. I hate youtube comments why am i even replying to this i hate my life

    • @griz1829
      @griz1829 4 года назад +1

      Noah Ens me too I find literally nothing funny I can’t laugh at anything I want to die

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 4 года назад +1742

    Dude so close to 1 million!!!!

    • @swedishperson9201
      @swedishperson9201 4 года назад +55

      Donut Operator how do you have 1 like in 2 months?

    • @legojokeryoda17
      @legojokeryoda17 4 года назад +19

      Swedish person this only happens on sams vids, on another vid welyn has like 4 in 3 months

    • @NewEnglandboy453
      @NewEnglandboy453 4 года назад +57

      You watch this guy? Weird to see you here

    • @danieljones3606
      @danieljones3606 4 года назад +91

      @@nighthawkviper6791 maybe he just likes the content also. Sams a funny dude. Go sniff your farts elsewhere.

    • @NightNinja540
      @NightNinja540 4 года назад +6

      Fancy seeing you here! 1 million is now achieved:)

  • @nobleneed
    @nobleneed 4 года назад +549

    Eats a poison dart frog, literally the most poisonous creature on the planet. “I think it’s fine”. Never change guys, never change

  • @mullicanman353
    @mullicanman353 4 года назад +2099

    It’s interesting how after ~7 years of being on RUclips youre the only RUclipsr I have found funny throughout all these years

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 4 года назад +110

      you're watching the wrong youtubers

    • @Kometheus
      @Kometheus 4 года назад

      Right

    • @prod_yasha
      @prod_yasha 4 года назад +15

      Nothing but quality

    • @travis7350
      @travis7350 4 года назад +15

      Mullican Man your special aren’t you buddy

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 года назад +5

      If filthy frank did gaming.

  • @astronautindisguise
    @astronautindisguise 4 года назад +600

    Unironically though, good job to Sam for losing so much weight over one year, ya did pretty damn well man.

    • @humphreybrogart8392
      @humphreybrogart8392 4 года назад +10

      I wanna know his steroid cycle

    • @mattatoBTO
      @mattatoBTO 4 года назад +14

      I did a cycle of Ligandrol earlier last year, not quite steroids and there are no negative health effects that have been found. Shit was unreal, I went from a 170 pound bench press max to 215 in less than a month, also put on almost 15 pounds of lean muscle. I haven't cycled in like 8 months and I still have all of my strength and muscle mass from the one cycle, I still work out and I've always been in good shape though.

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад

      @@humphreybrogart8392 :)

    • @bigchonkerraccoon5046
      @bigchonkerraccoon5046 4 года назад +6

      MattyE I think you goofed up. Personally I think any drug is really cheating and defeating the purpose but that’s my opinion. But even if it doesn’t seem to have any health effects most enhancing drugs take off years of life. My dad is sixty and still competing in power lifting never took drugs. He had friends who took enhancing drugs and all of them died in there thirties. Not saying your gonna die but the stuff ain’t something to mess with.

    • @mattatoBTO
      @mattatoBTO 4 года назад +11

      @@bigchonkerraccoon5046 i wasn't the original person who posted that. Some idiot did before me so i copypasta'd it to make him look stupid.
      -45 pound bench improvement in less than a month
      -15 pounds of "lean" muscle in a month

  • @deejayaajay5621
    @deejayaajay5621 4 года назад +684

    "Kill the one with a bad hairline" be careful sam we don't want friendly fire

  • @legueu
    @legueu 4 года назад +428

    I went in the jungle in ecuador, there is so much venemous shit everywhere. Half of the guide job was pointing stuff and saying "muy peligroso".

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +934

    Sam goes for a 5 minute walk in they jungle:
    Also Sam: “I’ve seen horrors, horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face. And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends.”

    • @Souls__Like
      @Souls__Like 4 года назад +34

      The only horror around here is this stupid ass comment format every brainless six year old uses to get likes.

    • @supermanuella92
      @supermanuella92 4 года назад +1

      Marlon Brando nailed it

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +50

      @@Souls__Like It's WAY better than the "nobody:" shit that gets tacked onto the front of every comment. It's a pretty funny comment.

    • @ohnoohgod290
      @ohnoohgod290 4 года назад +5

      And the names of those horrors are Bryan, Staltt, and Bizzle.

    • @stuff3173
      @stuff3173 4 года назад

      I mean Sam is carrying the entire team as always

  • @mfchimichanga
    @mfchimichanga 4 года назад +923

    Sam should grow a mustache so he can complete the Ed Kemper look.

  • @LiquidEspionage78
    @LiquidEspionage78 4 года назад +350

    this is just "The Forest" south america edition

    • @davidm.corbin4643
      @davidm.corbin4643 4 года назад +6

      Except that game ends.

    • @grantn4898
      @grantn4898 4 года назад +7

      This game had a great story mode

    • @ericrenquist6494
      @ericrenquist6494 4 года назад +3

      Except you actually have to try and survive in the this.

    • @bulletproofchunkdion
      @bulletproofchunkdion 4 года назад

      I was just gonna say was the forest rip this off or did this rip of the forest.

    • @dakody13
      @dakody13 4 года назад +7

      @@bulletproofchunkdion forest was first

  • @ravenbadger9108
    @ravenbadger9108 4 года назад +94

    0:37 "it has snakes" Shows a hognose literally the friendliest snake species you could meet.

    • @garyfigg6468
      @garyfigg6468 3 года назад

      I was looking for this

    • @herschelschueler
      @herschelschueler 3 года назад +2

      Fuck it. Still a snake.

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 3 года назад +3

      @@herschelschueler imagine a game with passive snakes

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 3 года назад +8

      Definitely not the friendliest. That title without question belongs to ball pythons. With the exception of unique individuals they are so timid that many owners have never even heard their snakes hiss. I own several and have had to do things occasionally like pull bedding out of one’s mouth that most other snake species would bite you for doing. But are hognoses the derpiest? Yes by far they are.

    • @spoon5307
      @spoon5307 2 года назад +5

      @@clownworld4655 The ball python we have went on a hunger strike because its food bumped it on the head a little. it was a dead mouse.

  • @GaKoPop
    @GaKoPop 4 года назад +2795

    Sam is so privaleged that even during a global pandemic, he has to play a game about barely surviving in a jungle in order to have a semblance of hardship in life

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +600

    Video games doesn't cause violence, it causes friendships to be broken.

  • @Paratroopersteark
    @Paratroopersteark 4 года назад +102

    i just realised that everytime Sam plays a game, he demotes himself from General to Captain, i think there is some kind of symbolism in this, not sure what.

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 4 года назад +31

      He has to descend from his higher plane of existence in order for us to comprehend his level of thought. This isn't necessary on RUclips as it is one of the few platforms that may contain his power so he stays as General

  • @binglybongly
    @binglybongly 4 года назад +61

    Anyone actually read the post card at 3:50? That shit was hilarious 😂

  • @gamerdude3204
    @gamerdude3204 4 года назад +999

    sam specifically brought his friends into the jungle to watch them die a painful death.

  • @SOV257
    @SOV257 4 года назад +1561

    Dang I didn’t even realize general sam lost all that weight over all those years.

    • @phadedbrand
      @phadedbrand 4 года назад +23

      He said a year ago lol

    • @everlastiny
      @everlastiny 4 года назад +218

      It actually went all to his forehead

    • @derpstey5031
      @derpstey5031 4 года назад +6

      he has abs stronger then my skull

    • @paxtonhayes7822
      @paxtonhayes7822 4 года назад +28

      watch one of his vids from a couple years ago, man used to hav some chuunk
      he’s skinnier than he’s ever been on yt

    • @freddymcgee6762
      @freddymcgee6762 4 года назад +24

      Alright let's get this settled, his daughter is slowly draining his life essence till he turns to a husk, this is only the beginning. He'll soon be looking like Brain from Pinky and the Brain.

  • @mikegarcia528
    @mikegarcia528 4 года назад +123

    “The overwhelming majority of the population is still human.”
    Should I be relieved or concerned by that statement?

    • @anormalhumanuwu
      @anormalhumanuwu 4 года назад +27

      Dont worry about it fellow human person everything is normal

    • @ihatetacocasa
      @ihatetacocasa 4 года назад +23

      *blinks vertically* yes normal

    • @herschelschueler
      @herschelschueler 3 года назад +2

      @@ihatetacocasa you mean horizontally mate.

    • @megamushroom
      @megamushroom 2 года назад +2

      @@herschelschueler no

  • @Bald_Monkey
    @Bald_Monkey 3 года назад +7

    Featuring a game with a dauntingly visceral (perfectly executed) sanity mechanic, and ending with clips of John McAfee
    Sam you are a genius

  • @darlantro
    @darlantro 4 года назад +413

    Sounds like this game was executive produced by Werner Herzog. “Do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence?"

  • @theillegaltaco6
    @theillegaltaco6 4 года назад +212

    I like the subtitle at 11:16 that just says “c” really adds to the experience

    • @rodgerza2
      @rodgerza2 4 года назад +2

      Taylor Martinez?

    • @MemeDogger
      @MemeDogger 4 года назад +2

      @@rodgerza2 yeah i don't really see it either?.

    • @sau_of_lkwd
      @sau_of_lkwd 4 года назад +1

      Losing your sanity bud

    • @rayrd3927
      @rayrd3927 3 года назад

      I think it’s supposed to be the 👌

  • @thelastfrondeur7970
    @thelastfrondeur7970 4 года назад +8

    It's sad to think that one day we won't have a new General Sam video. His kid is gonna grow up and he's gonna put his focus on raising his daughter. So let's appreciate the laughs and enjoyment he's given us, before it's too late

  • @kappinr-m80s23
    @kappinr-m80s23 4 года назад +25

    This game: *one person dies within 6 minutes of starting causing the entire team to go insane*
    Me: *Flashbacks to "That's XCOM Baby!"*

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 года назад +324

    I find that Russian roulette is another game that tends to be worse with friends. Much better when it’s less personal.

    • @danielbateman6518
      @danielbateman6518 4 года назад +14

      Better to watch than to play.

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 4 года назад +17

      @@danielbateman6518 Speak for yourself

    • @daquan6213
      @daquan6213 4 года назад +9

      @@danielbateman6518 Boy back in my day i survived 6 rounds of that haha!

    • @daquan6213
      @daquan6213 4 года назад +6

      And im 57 now.

    • @iameternalsunshine
      @iameternalsunshine 4 года назад +1

      @@daquan6213 good for you patrick

  • @TitusAzzurro
    @TitusAzzurro 4 года назад +282

    Just laughed like a maniac at Mcafee. My sanity level tanked.

    • @dude2273
      @dude2273 3 года назад +10

      Put him in the LIST

    • @r0sol277
      @r0sol277 3 года назад +8

      @@dude2273 rip

  • @Jesse-ot8uk
    @Jesse-ot8uk 4 года назад +3

    LMFAO in the middle of the chaos at 14:50 "What a time to be passed out"

  • @opossumlord
    @opossumlord 4 года назад +6

    Bryan, with tears in his eyes: it's a real man, I have a bow. I'm not insane

  • @ou14shogduce45
    @ou14shogduce45 4 года назад +781

    I liked the game better when you were ethnically cleansing natives.

    • @MaggotAddict21
      @MaggotAddict21 4 года назад +7

      @Adventure Inc SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 3 года назад +1

      Yeah it Was more Fun without the story because then it seems like you have a goal and all the tension and confusion disparata because of tutorials

  • @crowsarecool3544
    @crowsarecool3544 4 года назад +283

    Snap stallts leg and run away while he gets overcome by red people

  • @jesuschrist2373
    @jesuschrist2373 4 года назад +13

    "But if you haven't clicked away yet, make sure to check out my podcast..."
    Ah yes thanks for reminding me.

    • @bitemashite1534
      @bitemashite1534 4 года назад +1

      Happy resurrection day Jesus Christ well nearly

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 4 года назад +22

    I’m concerned that it took way to short of a time for you to start living out lord of the flies.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +223

    Sam: Welcome to the jungle.
    Trees: *sway with malicious intent

  • @craigcrawford3368
    @craigcrawford3368 4 года назад +39

    I internally scream "YESSSSSSS!!!" everytime I see you've made a video. Your style of commentary is perfect, and Ive never been disappointed. You can never have too much of a good thing, because the perfect amount is infinite. Daily uploads, hourly uploads. Livestream your life my dude, I'll throw money at it disregarding my own well being.

    • @_wayward_494
      @_wayward_494 4 года назад +6

      @cybiko6 dont tell jesus to chill out.

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale1 4 года назад +8

    "Gaslighting your Friends" with General Sam

  • @mikoro88
    @mikoro88 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm not insane! I'm _not_ insane! Maybe you're insane!!?"

  • @meepmeep3397
    @meepmeep3397 4 года назад +227

    Green hecc with friends just sounds like the forest but tropical

    • @averylongley8584
      @averylongley8584 4 года назад +7

      It honestly seems to be exactly that, but also with a sanity feature and less mutants

    • @joecriado105
      @joecriado105 4 года назад +6

      Avery Longley the only thing that’s similar about it is the idea and some of the building aspects. It’s actually very in-depth especially if you got a buddy to play with.

    • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
      @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 4 года назад +1

      @@averylongley8584 I thought there was a sanity feature in The Forest? Or some sort of mechanic like it, all I remember is a certain stat would be affected when I would cannibalize the mutants

    • @averylongley8584
      @averylongley8584 4 года назад +1

      @@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 There might have been, and its been a while since Ive seen anything of it, but not on the scale of this game. Also, I think the reason you didn't want to cannibalize in that game was because it would make you sick as well

    • @eternity_complex
      @eternity_complex 4 года назад +5

      It's very similar, but it has a more in depth nutrition feature, and it's a LOT harder. Literally everything will kill you.

  • @swivelskittle3926
    @swivelskittle3926 4 года назад +13

    Glad to see a return to this classic, first vid was a treat but i love the added twist of having 4 people playing together who collectively have the social skills of a goblin shark

  • @kr0naa
    @kr0naa 4 года назад +3

    dude ive been subbed for like forever and i still look forward to your every new shit and i laugh so hard with ofc obligatory blunt on the side. podcast is great too! greetings from croatia ;)

  • @NightKnight527
    @NightKnight527 4 года назад +1

    I’ve been subbed to General Sam since he had around 16k subs. From then to now, he has been skinny, gotten fat as fuck, then became skinny again, and stayed just as funny the whole time.

  • @OGWhinnyBaby29
    @OGWhinnyBaby29 4 года назад +64

    Oh snap. I didnt notice how much weight Sam has lost. I know he did, but damn. Seeing it side-by-side reveals it. Good job, Sam!

  • @ticticB00M
    @ticticB00M 4 года назад +39

    the postcard he wrote to Bryans mom..."stay tight"

  • @mattalex543
    @mattalex543 4 года назад +6

    Those poop bricks reminded me of that South Park episode where Randy takes the worlds biggest crap.

  • @vanillatography1544
    @vanillatography1544 4 года назад +1

    3:50, that postcard was unbelievably hilarious, especially the ending!

  • @Techquo
    @Techquo 4 года назад +82

    Sam: this game is not fun my friend died in 6 min
    said friend: *eats a bunch of mushrooms and drinks mud water*

    • @perplexedcats7687
      @perplexedcats7687 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, but when someone obviously doesn't care about what happens to them in-game, or does something stupid for laughs, it's probably because they're just bored. Not to say that the game isn't good, it's just not for them.

    • @Techquo
      @Techquo 4 года назад +4

      @@perplexedcats7687 i know i just point that out

  • @ChristopherHari
    @ChristopherHari 4 года назад +7

    It's a fact that the longer you look at Sam's face, the more his glasses and nose start to look like a disguise

  • @magicalframe9441
    @magicalframe9441 4 года назад +2

    I've got Covid so 20 minutes of you and the boys fucking around is what I need

  • @duffinthemuffin5792
    @duffinthemuffin5792 4 года назад +1

    I laughed pretty hard when someone said "stupid peice of shit" like really agressively

  • @khill4491
    @khill4491 4 года назад +53

    Imagine taking a General Sam video serious.

  • @Drag0nFire360
    @Drag0nFire360 4 года назад +3

    11:16 a letter c pops up for a second.

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  4 года назад +8

      It was supposed to say POOPHOUSE

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +2

    "I'm getying slowly sane. I think the screaming stoped"

  • @tourguide8864
    @tourguide8864 4 года назад +1

    “I think the screaming stopped” 🤣🤣🤣.
    Keep up the amazing content!!!!! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

  • @rheemyrheemington8961
    @rheemyrheemington8961 4 года назад +87

    Sam doing the responsible thing during a viral pandemic by using his platform to host a podcast with renowned anti-virus expert John McAfee
    Mcafee: Put him on the list
    Looking forward to seeing the sequel to schlinder's where Sam dodges a bunch of ovens.

    • @oscarjames2004
      @oscarjames2004 4 года назад +1

      If you've seen the official podcast (which Sam was on) interview him I'd imagine it will be quite similar (btw, he is reallyyyy not a fan of what mcaffee is now, and of everything he is he shouldn't be known as an expert in antivirus)

    • @rheemyrheemington8961
      @rheemyrheemington8961 4 года назад +6

      @@oscarjames2004 what are you talking about, dude's been fighting viruses since 87, im sure he still knows a thing or two

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 4 года назад +2

      @@rheemyrheemington8961 atm McAfee is basically malware itself and offers very little actual protection. John McAfee is a super shady and totally insane dude look it up bro

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 2 года назад +2

      mcafee didn't uninstall himself

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +22

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees want to kill you.

  • @KAIIRU.
    @KAIIRU. 4 года назад +2

    16:19 random leech on bizzle's arm and you just casually ignore it as it kills him. classic.

    • @KAIIRU.
      @KAIIRU. 4 года назад

      Also tell that mcafee asshole on your podcast to stop including invasive pop ups begging me to renew my subscription with my prebuilt pc. I'm not doing it. Every time I see a pop up my hate is reinforced.

  • @wowdude5056
    @wowdude5056 4 года назад +2

    2:17 you know a comments gonna be good when you see "I remember talking to people like you on the forums"

  • @Liam_Grey
    @Liam_Grey 4 года назад +6

    "The Amazon n shit, sounds like a death trap..don't understand why scientist try save it"
    Oxygen: am I joke to you?

    • @charge2025
      @charge2025 4 года назад +2

      Ain't no oxygen in there. Phytoplankton is where it's at

    • @devin19222
      @devin19222 4 года назад

      Yea the amazon makes like 40% of the oxygen on earth produced on land. But its less than 4% when you include all the phytoplankton and pther life in the pcean producing oxygen. Burn the whole amazon down, fuck it.

  • @rockm.6227
    @rockm.6227 4 года назад +14

    Just finished rewatching the Shekelstein Saga and was surprised with another video, epic

  • @Pebphiz
    @Pebphiz 4 года назад +1

    Sam + Bryan + Staltt is the perfect dynamic trio. Every video with these three is guaranteed to be top-tier.

    • @nick3777
      @nick3777 2 года назад

      Don't forget Bizzle ☝️

  • @Jesse-ot8uk
    @Jesse-ot8uk 4 года назад

    God damn, General Sam is truly an underrated RUclipsr.
    Not only is he so damn witty and constantly scheming but I just love his vast knowledge of random stuff that he uses to crack random ass jokes
    "They're walking like an angry 1950's street-gang in an alleyway snapping their fingers"

  • @owenshepard5475
    @owenshepard5475 4 года назад +29

    Alternate ending line: “unfortunately there was no closure to the war in Vietnam, that horrid jungle, that place of hell, there was no end. We came there and killed the natives, what else could you want?

  • @frostytrooper5695
    @frostytrooper5695 4 года назад +26

    I see Sam is taking care of his daughter during the pandemic by playing games epic Chad

    • @bigjizz6997
      @bigjizz6997 4 года назад +3

      he doesn't take care of her. they throw her in the back yard to fend for her self

    • @Raphael_Bizmann
      @Raphael_Bizmann 4 года назад +5

      Taking care of a daughter is peak SIMPdom.

    • @bobbmarcus5555
      @bobbmarcus5555 4 года назад

      What

    • @ericmoreno7471
      @ericmoreno7471 4 года назад

      That's what we call a pro gamer move rite there...

  • @god47398
    @god47398 4 года назад +2

    back at it again with the vibrant subtitles in an obscure font, the meaty man taught you well proud of you

  • @adalwolf12
    @adalwolf12 4 года назад +2

    4:55 *Darkest Dungeon Nam flashbacks intensify*

  • @wimpydouche
    @wimpydouche 4 года назад +3

    "Bracket Clean, know what I'm saying"

  • @robp4616
    @robp4616 4 года назад +3

    10:20 --- Uhhhh...those are parentheses...

  • @buket7855
    @buket7855 4 года назад +1

    1:26 a summary of General Sams Appalachian hike

  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 4 года назад +2

    20:26 Napoleon the millisecond he stepped onto the shores of North America

  • @blacksatin73
    @blacksatin73 4 года назад +7

    17:03 is when they all start losing it

    • @BigRedBird
      @BigRedBird 4 года назад

      No same had full sanity

  • @StarkPT1
    @StarkPT1 4 года назад +4

    Everyone 'I wouldnt eat it,its poison'
    The chinese 'iT's eXOtIc fOoD'

  • @Bishop1664
    @Bishop1664 13 дней назад

    10:29 the killer butterflies cracked me up

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 4 года назад +2

    15:20 they should make the sanity meter false sometimes. Sam accusing Stalt of insanity is fucking gold

  • @ItsVeX
    @ItsVeX 4 года назад +3

    thanks for making my shits more satisfying, sam!

  • @me-qn6bh
    @me-qn6bh 4 года назад +18

    Wow, after you pointed it out, i really see you have lost a lot of weight sam. Congratulations!

  • @andrewb3060
    @andrewb3060 4 года назад +1

    The second half of the video (starting at the infinite sticks) has me dying of laughter at every clip

  • @DodoDecalogist
    @DodoDecalogist 4 года назад +1

    I love watching Sam gaslight his friends. It relaxes me

  • @cody548
    @cody548 4 года назад +3

    sam: We came there and killed the natives what do you want from me?
    *Great Britain has entered the chat*

  • @barodrinksbeer7484
    @barodrinksbeer7484 4 года назад +4

    1:45 Did having a kid really make you lose so much weight, I had no idea switching monitors to the baby cam required so much effort.

  • @oofowmybones5759
    @oofowmybones5759 4 года назад +1

    Bro this may be cringe but you lost weight right along side me and seeing you get slimmer, seeing that you were having a blast with your friends and seeing how much fun PC was made me not only loose 100 pounds but I linked up with Homies and got us in PC gaming I really appreciate your content bro keep it up!

  • @jleo1
    @jleo1 4 года назад +1

    5:44 i might be wrong but i think that laser on the whiteboard is its own infared light reflected... neat

  • @chrisbumface2990
    @chrisbumface2990 4 года назад +3

    Serious talk Sam. You looking mighty fine with you losing weight and getting healthy. Remember the golden rule: The thiccer, the better. All the best dude.

  • @20twin10
    @20twin10 4 года назад +3

    Sam has a wife, gradually loses sanity an imagines he has a brand new baby to look after

  • @codecrazed7745
    @codecrazed7745 4 года назад +1

    "Thankfully on the 5th day he had the goddamn decency to die"
    That shit killed me

  • @jetaddict420
    @jetaddict420 4 года назад +1

    as someone hailing from south america this is a 100% accurate representation of the amazone rainforest

  • @logan_wolf
    @logan_wolf 4 года назад +3

    3:30 Is it just my computer, or is the video shaking? It hurts my eyes.

  • @riffybandit9898
    @riffybandit9898 4 года назад +3

    “Brian died within 7 mins” definitely not because he ate all the floor plants

  • @DeimosPC
    @DeimosPC 4 года назад +1

    Sam, you’re genuinely the only entertaining gaming person left on YT. Shit is funny

  • @crytex991
    @crytex991 4 года назад +1

    3:00 violent screen shaking was legitimately giving me anxiety

  • @jamesgames2013
    @jamesgames2013 4 года назад +9

    Sam you beautiful smooth skin you’re just what I needed today

  • @theyoung1wolf181
    @theyoung1wolf181 4 года назад +13

    Last time I was this early my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That has nothing to do with being early but it happened why sarah why did you do this to me

  • @joewilly2238
    @joewilly2238 3 года назад

    Idk what your putting in these videos but I can't get enough of them

  • @sakethmahesh3844
    @sakethmahesh3844 4 года назад +1

    Yo just wanted to say that your actually the funniest dude I've seen on youtube and I can't wait till you hit 1 million subs. Your only going up from here bro keep up the good work

  • @Mrkipousa97
    @Mrkipousa97 4 года назад +21

    Why, when he's monologuing in front of the green screen, the entire video is vibrating.

  • @obeseraccoon843
    @obeseraccoon843 4 года назад +7

    The editing of this video makes it seem like I have Parkinson's.

  • @xamazingxethanx
    @xamazingxethanx 4 года назад

    Sam that post card is comedy gold. Youve honed your craft sir.

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 4 года назад

    It’s all fun and games until your friend is shadow boxing with demons that they can only see

  • @rorokhorosho
    @rorokhorosho 4 года назад +5

    you consider trying rimworld, samuel? i recommend multiplayer mod

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  4 года назад +15

      Sorry bro I ain't playing a game bout eating buttholes

  • @punkdrunkmonk824
    @punkdrunkmonk824 4 года назад +3

    The internet will bring humanity closer and smarter in the future.
    Future:

    • @ProtoPropski
      @ProtoPropski 4 года назад

      This Game: Enters the Lobby.

  • @serkif1
    @serkif1 4 года назад +2

    I loved that "c" at "poop house" moment

  • @jesushimself4267
    @jesushimself4267 4 года назад +1

    9:10 Killed by thrust 🤣