Texas Humor - Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 22 июн 2017
- Being a Texan, I for sure knew I could take a virtual road trip on the Internet and find some Texas humor. For sure I did. Kick back and relax to the humor, memes and the wisdom of the Texans !!
For more video collage humor, see the link below :
• Comedy and Humor
I got my old website back up again, see link below
www.TheTexasRoadRunner.Net
Equipment Used :
Sony AX100
Software :
MS Movie Maker
Music
Pre-intro -Daisy Dukes by Silent Partner
Intro - Cantina Blues by Kevin MacLeod
The Jokes/Memes - Dirt Road Traveler byAudioautix
Outro - RetroFuture Dirty by Kevin MacLeod 
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I wasn't born in Texas, but got here as quick as I could! God Bless Texas🤠
When I️ was younger I️ didn’t even realize “y’all” wasn’t something other states said.
I have noticed the same thing in my travels in other states. Thanks for stopping by.
For real
I still forget-
Same
I still say "youse", New York-style.
Proud Texan!
Same here.
2:51 actually so true it burns down here in texas
8:47 in texas if you get in that thing you literally will burn yourself thru your entire body (with plastic) BUT WHEN ITS METAL
12:14 I advise every single one of you to never walk around barefoot in the grass if Texas i've done it before and I regret it so much
13:07 You don't have to be the driver anywhere in the freaking car is literally staring into fire
Yep, you are so right !!!
Sounds about accurate
Also Me: Meanwhile In El Paso (Far West Texas)..
8:47 *cowers behind tree* my traumas are coming back
True
Proud to be a Texan
Same here. Thanks for stopping by.
It doesn’t snow it rains ice
LOL. Yes, especially in the DFW area and the panhandle. Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.
Great production!
2:44
YES let me name the seasons
January: Somewhat Chilly
Febuary: CANT MAKE UP ITS MIND IF ITS WINTER OR SPRING
March: Rain just......rain
April: Just....more rain that's it
May: FINALLY warm
June: EVERYONE IS BURNING
July:THE WORLD IS ON FIRE
August: Okay this is fine this is PERFECT
September: The frikin Green Pecan tree seeds are EVERYWHERE
October: Its actually okay it's cold and rainy but okay
November: It's cold and wet and windy we only enjoy the holiday
December: LET IT BE SPRING!!!
LOL !!! I think your right on target.
PECANS! I have two pecan trees and two fig trees and a apple tree (we use all for food btw)
As a 6th generation native Texan, I felt compelled to subscribe! Great job. Even if I’m 5 years late.
8:47 this is why I don't ride on slides. I had a whole burn mark after riding that thing.
LOL. Yep you won't see me on one either. Thanks for stopping by and take care.
If your Texan you Cringed every time they spelt "Y'all" as "Ya'll".
I feel your pain.
Y'all: A shorter way how to spell "You all."
the comma split should be Y'all and not Ya'll
As a tried and true texan, I can confirm that all of this is 110% true.
Thanks and thanks for stopping by.
Texan starter pack: Guns, Ford truck, ranch and some loud country music with a hat
LOL. Thanks for stopping by and the support.
and don't forget Whataburger
@@bellsnotredame2757 whataburger was sold to Yankees!
Silverados!!!
Texas for the win!
Thanks man !!!
I can confirm as a resident of Houston that 4:02 is true
LOL.
12:16 I Remember That Day It Sucked. Power Was Out For 3 Days In My Hometown North Of Childress.
LOL. At least we can now. Thanks for stopping by and take care.
Best Texas memes vid ever!
Person from somewhere other than Texas: oh that’s a cool bird......oh it’s snowing right now.......we’re having a heat wave tomorrow? When is the next flight home?!
Me: *theres Texas weather for ya*
LOL. That's Texas for you.
If y’all don’t like the weather just spend the night! It’ll change.
Gotta love Texas! Great video my friend!
Man, I gotta get back to Oklhoma someday. I mainly did the south central region. I had a lot of fun there.
The Texas Road Runner
It can be a lot of fun. Personally, I enjoy Texas because of the landscape. You can get a desert on one side, swamps on one, the ocean and pretty much, Oklahoma. So much variety.
I’m from Dallas Texas
I used to live in Waxahachie, south of Dallas. I used to work in Dallas.
Caden the Cucumber Saginaw boy here
As a Texan I give this a TEXAN APPROVAL STAMP
Thanks so much. Thanks for stopping by and take care.
The Texas Road Runner you too
When someone pronounces pecans as “pee-cans”
Texans: It’s pronounced... PEH-CAWNS
I concur.
A pee-can is what you keep under the bed so you don't have to stumble around to the outhouse in the middle of a cold winter night.
OMG LMFAO I love these. Sums us up in every way. Yeehaw.
Awesome video I miss TEXAS 👍🏼😎
Thanks !!! Did you use to live here or did you visit?
That was great! :D
Heading out on another Texas road trip in about an hour. So, more funnies to come.
It’s weird in north Texas because near Dallas and it’s northern suburbs nobody has an accent but they all pronounce/say things Texans say but around places like Lewisville, Mesquite, Prosper, And Pilot Point it feels like a while new place
I used to live in the Waxahachie area. Those women speak like they are from the deep South. LOL.
So y'all remaber that thing called fall it bailed on us this year
Not sure what you are talking about? Could you elaborate more?
@@ftkiefel it was 30 yesterday in Livingston Texas
Dang !!!! I think we got down to 34 degrees. At least the sun is out again and warming all of us up.
That huge road runner in the beginning is actually in Las Cruces, NM.
Great edit!!
Thanks soooo much !!!
Me as a Texan 1:15
this is 100% true
You just can't make this stuff up. LOL.
1:36 as a native texan i can confirm this
And yes the open carry law in texas is minimal
But so is the rest
Because i can own a tankgehwer if i can own a semi-auto rifle.
At 11:05 i can direct you to one of them its down in a park/beach/port out by the bay and a bit off of Galveston where theres a sunken ship and that oil rig i think the beach is called Quintana but i might be off but its in the park building or outside of it.
LOL. You just can't make this stuff up. Thanks for stopping by and take care.
Who else loves Buc-ee's?
I'm sure all of Texas loves Buc-ee's. The very first store is just 3 blocks from my house. It is kind of small when compared to the newer ones.
Jeevan Jacob i don’t love i love love buc-ee’s
they have icees there so obviously I love it
I'm from the city of Houston Texas
Thanks for stopping by and be safe out there.
10:51 xD I get that all the time like I look forward THANOS IS COMING TO TOWN. turn around Y’ALL JESUS IS BACK :D
I blew I rabbit up with a 12. Gauge slug from 12 briskets away down in waxahache
Heck, I used to live in a country neighborhood just north of Waxahachie. Good times there. I miss it.
Nice video you put together, my favorite one was the one at 2:21
Thanks !!! Yea, that one was pretty funny.
11:10. I actually do that. Texan here, Duh. When I was going overseas people would ask where I was from. I would say Texas. Ah, an American. No, I'm a Texan....True story.
I'm in south texas so I get lots of rain. And I dont say pecan I say puh-kawn
Thanks for stopping by and stay safe out there.
Your welcome and I will try.
2:04 why did you have to remind me of those horrible times
Fort Worth, Texas here
Great !!! Thanks for stopping by.
Awesome video as always buddy 👍
Thanks as always !!
Great video
I’m from Texas and I went to Florida and Louisiana(Louisiana is next to my State so it takes 1 gore or 40 minutes to get there(have a uncle and A aunt that lives in Louisiana!
I hope you enjoyed the video and thanks for stopping by. Take care.
The Texas Road Runner thank you!
Keep the work up man!
Thanks man !!!
As a Texan, the humor makes SO MuCH SEnSE.
Yep, it sure does.
This is correct
LOL. Thanks for stopping by. Take care.
9:25 that is Henrietta my home town
Glad you saw it and thanks for stopping by.
10:47 happens to me every day
Same here. You must live in Texas. Hey, thanks for stopping by and have a great New Year !!!
Thank you, you also have a great new year!
I never really thought about it before, but whenever we are out of the country and people ask where we’re from, I say Texas. Do people from other states say The United States?
Nice 👍🏻
You really kinda blew it for me at the last photo… ALL Texans DO Not Cuss!!!
I have a gun case that fits 64 guns at the best, still need another.
LOL !!!
* texan noise*
Yea, there is a lot noise in Texas. Ha ha ha. Take care.
Texans Road Runners comment haha haha
WOW
Yup that's us
I was waiting for h.e.b 4:56
Yes, Thank God we have one in out little town. But the most awesome H.E.B.'s I have been to were in Waco, San Antonio and Pearland Texas. Hey, thanks for visiting and take care.
I luvv texaas ye
For those who don't understand 2:25 most say peecans we say it like pacons
Yes, I have noticed that also. Thanks for stopping by.
Loved pee cans!
i aint gonna lie this is accurate
There are some funny ones in there.
texas for life y’all
Amen !!!
The Texas Road Runner what part of texas you from again cause i come from houston
I am in the Brazosport area south of Houston.
now that’s a beautiful place
Thanks !!!
Not a bad video, once I turned the sound off.
1:32 so true
LOL. I had to review that.
Great video except for one meme @ 9:47
Wait, kolaches are just in Texas?
OMG and LOL. They are everywhere. We have two just down the road from our home.
I'm in the west side so most are iralivent
I’m from Cali
I have family in Cali.
Nice 🙂
Hisssssss don't cali my Texas.
no offense but he kinda reminds me of Ron from gta5. brings back memories
No offense taken.
That road runner is not in Texas it’s in Las Cruces New Mexico. Why are you calling it the Texas road runner it’s very misleading?
Not a bad video, once I turned the sound off.