...then you feed the grain to the cows and start a new crop. The cows, in turn, make cheese, and then the next harvest you grind it into flour. Set flour aside and make cheese by putting milk in a tub and letting it do it’s thing for a while. While the milk does it’s thing, it’s time to raise a tomato plant. When the milk is cheese and the tomato plant has tomatoes, you just make your pizza. And let me tell you, having tried the 3 year recipe, totally worth the effort :)
I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.
You kidding right? I am Italian, born and raised in Italy and will even die in Italy..... you guys have no idea whatsoever of what pizza is....this dude is nowhere near being Italian....not a single process/ ingredient made in the right way.... oh grandma please forgive them...they don’t know what they’re doing...mamma mia che schifo.....
That was AFTER the gluten was formed. So the flour doesn't actually get mixed in to the dough, and is only used to stretch it on the surface. It's ok, mere mortals like you wouldn't understand. *Pats head*
"I'll take a... joke with an absurd amount of time for the food" "How original" "With uhh... growing our ingredients, or creating the country" "Daring today, aren't we?"
@@mykeljones8495 I think they mean to make a 3 generation pizza, the chef's grandparents have to be born first, then eventually getting back to the chef.
This guy: "I'm italian" *litterally flattens pizza with rolling pin, cooks it in a pan basically frying it* Every italian watching for the first minute : MARCELLO, HOW YOU COOKING THE PIZZA?!
@@lucidlattes why are we gatekeeping ancestry...? he probably just has a more dominant side in his genetics. Like, I'm Italian-Irish, but I look waaay more Italian than irish
Anya Jackson I didn’t mean to be offensive I’ve just been really tired and felt like shit all day so it’s one of those days where every little detail pisses you off and I ment certain parts like the store bought pizza dough (obviously better homemade) and when he only put Parmesan cheese on one pizza. I’ll delete he comment so it doesn’t bother anyone else gets offended and possibly finds my location and kills me
To understand whether Gordon Ramsay really likes his food flooded with oil, you may like to revisit Kitchen Nightmares. 👉🏼 ruclips.net/video/RUC5c8ItLKg/видео.html
It's truly amazing how pizza has caught on and become so popular. Growing up in the 50's where I did we didn't have pizza. I didn't have pizza for the first time until I was in high school. The pizza back then was much plainer.
0:40 I respect this guy. He's one of the only chefs I've ever seen who doesn't diss store-bought products and understands that people some people don't have enough time to make their own food
they would have prepped it all before ie the dough, meat etc. They would have shot this in one day with the ingredients already been sitting for 3 days
Flat dough that's pan fried is just fried bread. Bloody delicious as long as you don't ruin it with tomato sauce. I'd just break it and top it with a bit of tzatziki
nah it'll be undercooked my man 30 BILLION YEAR pizza that'll make the base nice and crispy which means you have another eternity to set up the toppings
1:32 Guy: “Everyone has a fork. No special tools needed. Unless you don’t have a fork... then we have bigger issues we need to talk about” (or something like that) Me: *literally dead*
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No need to tell that you are Italian, That Luigi moustache did the job.
Lmao!!! Got him
ikr 🤣
Tim Evans bitch WHAT
@Tim Evans ew
Tim Evans what the fuck gay nigga? Jesus what the hell.
3 year pizza: "first we plant the wheat..."
I laughed so hard 😂😂
Lmao
Really good one!...hahahahahahahaha
top comment lol
...then you feed the grain to the cows and start a new crop. The cows, in turn, make cheese, and then the next harvest you grind it into flour. Set flour aside and make cheese by putting milk in a tub and letting it do it’s thing for a while. While the milk does it’s thing, it’s time to raise a tomato plant. When the milk is cheese and the tomato plant has tomatoes, you just make your pizza. And let me tell you, having tried the 3 year recipe, totally worth the effort :)
Chef: Makes 3 minute pizza
Also chef: Just a couple of minutes on each side
Offline the comment i searched for lol
🤔🤨
Offline this really be a bruh moment
And the dough was already made
@@sophiesterren5374 lol its store bought dough so of course it's already made
1 year pizza: first we melt the steel for the oven
Bruh this one actually makes sense yet it only has 10 likes
Underadet
I’m gonna tell all my friends about this ..so u gonna get 2 more likes
Step 2 get the other materials for the oven
Step three make the oven
30 minute pizza: “First we call domino’s...”
3 second pizza: Open up your pizza box with pizza inside
@@Skittles1987 3 millisecond pizza: first we eat that pizza
0.2 second pizza: open your eyes to pizza box with box open
Tyler Kendrick No, Pizza Hut 😀
Nah...
25 year old pizza: "first we wait for the pizza chef to grow up..."
@@dols.art_ *Panics in wtf*
Don't you mean the stone age?
Ummm I think i enslaved my pizza chef too much, it stopped moving
Step 1: find a date you wish to procreate with
30 y.o*
3000 year pizza: "First we create Italy..."
4000 year pizza: "First the rise of the Roman Empire..."
5000 year pizza: “First we create Europe....”
@@datcr4zyazn851 1 milion year pizza fist we discover the fire
4 billion year pizza: "First we discover earth"
Heirloom Films * republic not empire empire was way later
I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.
Measurements of ingredients please
Bro I made one of those and it was good 3 hours of my life well spent 😊😊😊
@@ridafatima03 you have to guesstimate
“Dad? When is dinner?”
“3 days son. Three days...”
💀
😔 not again
Still best dad to took pizza 😄
R.I.P the child XD
"FBI OPEN UP"
His dad gets arrested
3 Days later: *ok, so now you take the food, and praise the lord for another week, then eat.*
Me:mom when will the dinner be ready
Mom: *3 days later*
underrated
Worth it
2 days later*. It only sits for 48 hours and then you cook. Not sure why they tried to say it was 3 days.
You should always have time for moms food lol
Only 4 slices
So this is what Super Mario does when he’s not saving the princess.
Sevdelina Spasova oof
Sevdelina Spasova hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha
lol jk DUDE THATS NOT COOL
Plot twist: *he is the pizza*
YeetMaGeet XD
“3 hours is all you need “ it takes me 3 hours to pick what I want to eat
Underrated
True that
3 second pizza: "...Then peel the plastic off the lunchable"
lol
Ha
30 second pizza “...Then asseble the lunchable
Haha 😂
I commented before looking comments I kinda copied you sorry
I'm sure that even the moustache knows how to make a pizza.
👌
An awful moustache
aima eyo thats mean :(
😂😂😂
My family has 7 hungry mouths to feed what do u say🤭🤭😂
“I’m gonna show you how to make 3 minute pizza”
* cooks each side of crust for 2 minutes each
and after its done he said "and this is pizza in 30 minutes.." ? WTH?
I love how contradictory that time is
Italians are notoriously bad at telling time.
@@Indibluu The way he says 3 sounds like 30.. Or the way he says 30 sounds like 3.. At this point I don't know anymore hahaha
@Future Senator Karl Pilkington za warudo.
3 year pizza: ‘first we gotta apply for Italian citizenship..’
Put a little olive ol
This guy: *drown the pizza dough*
Gordon Ramsay: *finally, a worthy opponent*
@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins bruh it's just a joke
@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins r/wooooosshhshshshhshhshshshshshhshshsh
@@TomimokaDiyuu i guess he has no sense of humour🤣
THEIR BARRLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins ok chef Ramsey
this guy defo drinks oil with his pizza.
Dying!!!
Loool
Too much oil I don't like it
- Ads a bit of oil before every step.
Beliv me, oil is your best cooking companion
ESP you want a crunchy bite
Is no one going to point out that this is cannibalism? He's part pizza
Looool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stole my fkn comment
In that creepy note, I was your 666 like
Bruh
🤔
Successful adults: makes quality pizza with time
Broke College students: sliced bread and tomato sauce
Underrated
I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy
I eat bread with tomato sauce when I wanna eat pizza quickly but I’m not broke I’m just too lazy
I literally just finished eating this 3 minutes ago 😭
Who else is watching knowing that they won't do this at home?
Everybody. Literally everybody.
Caveat - unless they’re a RUclipsr then they’re going do this to get dem “tried it” views.
Thin NY style on a stone in our apartment grill. Because, it get hotter than my oven. Dough ferments for 3-5 days.
PoppyCorn144 I’m gonna do um, this one. Oh wait, it’s non existent
Daniel Aregay my mom is vegan so we only eat broccoli...🤣🤣🤣
Not me
Day 3 pizza hello
So the comment section has decided that he looks like Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi at the same time, epic
LMAO
well, mario and luigi looks like wario and walugi so yes
Jack. *hmm yes, this Luigi is made of green mario*
and doctor robotnik but with hair
I was actually thinking he looks like a mafia boss
His mouth says "Hi I'm Joe Sasto"
But his mustache says
"It's a me, Mario!"
😂😂
Hahaha!!! Almost my same thought...almost
My mind said Luiggi 😂
adrianrulez06 ?
The moustache never lies
yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeh
3 minute pizza: ‘a couple of minutes on each side’
I was about to comment the same thing lmao
*_he looks like Mario but without the hat_*
I’ve seen you before 🤔😂
Namjoon ah
304 likes in 59 minutes, damn
Yea Hoooooooooooooooo
You just said he looks Italian.
30 month pizza : first we wait till the pandemic ends
lol
🤣🤣🤣
Wait more....
This aged badly.
More like 30 years
Me: looks at video
Him: I’m Italian
Me: see’s mustache
Me: of course you are
Telurik actually he is not
I literally said that
First_Levi how do you know that
This man Litterally wore the same clothes for 3 days
Frr💀
Italians take their pizza very seriously 😔
Oh god, the dedication❤️🙏🔥
He probably had the dough ready for the video
You change your clothes every day ?
3 billion year pizza: first we wait for the bacteria to evolve
Next we need some intelligent life
@@muidmk haha nice comment
@@muhammaddaniyalsaeed8794 thx
Next: we prepared for the bacteria 🦠
Plauge inc?
It’s amazing that they were able to afford to have Waluigi participate in this video
LMAO!
He just need the hat
Not even smash can afford him
You ignorant LOLOLOL I'm dying!!
@@mugensamurai is that you in your pfp? Omg😍😍😍
Three minute pizza: "Just a few minutes on each side..."
Angel Scribner OMG I was just about to comment this
They
LMFAO
Hahahaha
Angel Scribner yeahhh try again
Chef : "pizza is in my DNA"
Me: we must be long lost siblings than 😂
Mee too
This is so underrated
This guy practically deep fries his food when “lightly oiling”
Lmaoo, read my mind
Gordon ramsey?
@@eyadomar4668 *oliveoil*
What'd you expect? He's Italian xD
"We just add a little bit of oliveoil"
Chef: and now we’re gonna add a little oil
Dumps a gallon of oil on pan
It’s like the 2 shots of vodka vine
He deep fried that first pizza
reminds me of Gorden Ramsey's home cooking
a little amount of sugar is half a 2 pound gar
300 million year pizza: “First we wait for Pangea to split...”
Bro, no one here might get that Pangea is the mother of all continents...lol
@@nirmalabaral3067 I do
nirmala baral I do
who are you
@@pjvantass7155 ha
3000 year pizza: "First, we wait for Romulus to found Rome"
3 second pizza: “so you’re gonna want to unbox your Pizza Hut
Stolen joke
@@ameshneran6705 from where?
@@todensarg from this fuckung video itself
Amesh Neran why u mad
Amesh Neran Chill..
8:21 ' making pizza is easy. you just let the mixer do all the work '
*cries in no mixer*
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR don't have to be rude
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR nobody asked for your opinion
@ZOAD TAUFIQUR YOU USED YOUR bass to make a pizza no o b
These replies not understanding it's a reference to a youtuber and taking it seriously 😂
@@vimto3071 ikr lmfao
Luigi:"Good Italian Red Wine..."
*RIE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
13 billion year pizza: "First we form the universe"
"Pizza is in my dna."
And his blood is tomato sauce
And his plasma is cheese
His organs is pepperoni
His DNA Is A Penne
And his veins are basil
And his skin is pizza crust
3 minute pizza: "I'll cook it 2 minutes per side"
It's supposed to be done in 3 minutes (the entire pizza). That's what he means.
ThAtS iLlEgAl
hol- up
That 3 minute pizza takes 30 minutes minimum.
"I'm Italian"
**proceeds to cook pizza in a frying pan**
@bigchinlin ! ik
And cuts pizza with scissors
Actually that could be Pizza Fritta.
And also pizza is cut with scissors here in Italy
Zachary Eldred it’s cut with scissors in italy
@@FabianSerlik ma dove?
This man used more olive oil in 3 days than I've used in my entire life!
ikr, why did he put oil on the table just to cut the dough into 2? he could've used the pan
Not bad Tasty. You're getting people who actually know what they're doing here.
I like it when alvin did it but I don't mind them getting other people
*even tho tasty has really good chefs*
That mushtash tells me he knows how to make a damn fine pizza
You kidding right? I am Italian, born and raised in Italy and will even die in Italy..... you guys have no idea whatsoever of what pizza is....this dude is nowhere near being Italian....not a single process/ ingredient made in the right way.... oh grandma please forgive them...they don’t know what they’re doing...mamma mia che schifo.....
@@sergiofasano92 Dude calm down 😂
You're talking as if he commited a sin lol
“I dont want to add any more flour”
‘3 days later’
“I like to add a little bit of flour”
😆😆😆
A lot can happen in three days
Hearing him say that as I was the comment 🤣
@@ChefJoeSasto Hey Joe
That was AFTER the gluten was formed. So the flour doesn't actually get mixed in to the dough, and is only used to stretch it on the surface. It's ok, mere mortals like you wouldn't understand. *Pats head*
how much olive oil?
Joe: yes.
😂😂😂😂😂
Oliv vol
Tubby Cat vil oloi
You mean oLiVe OiL
You came here Okay
Your looking at the comments while the video is playing or you finished the video
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE
G o r d o n r a m s e y
"I'll take a... joke with an absurd amount of time for the food"
"How original"
"With uhh... growing our ingredients, or creating the country"
"Daring today, aren't we?"
3 Decades Pizza: "First we need to find a possible mother for our son, after that we will teach him after he born how to be a farmer."
XDDXDDDDDDDDDZDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDXXXXXDDDDĎDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDDDXDXDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
DX
first we need to find you a better english teacher.
then we need you to actually learn English
If that doesn't work, get off the internet.
How to make a 3 generation pizza:
Step 1: Wait for the chef's grandparents to be born
Wait what his grandparents are grandparents lol how can they be born again
@@mykeljones8495 hahahha lol
How can their grandparents be born again
@@mykeljones8495 I think they mean to make a 3 generation pizza, the chef's grandparents have to be born first, then eventually getting back to the chef.
"We're gonna add a little bit of oil"
Proceeds to empty the oil in the entire Middle East into the pan
It's oil and water mixture ^^
Better send the troops back down there for more oil!
nitya prabhandam He can’t cook.
My god this comment is so Funny
4.5 Billion Year Pizza: "first we wait for the earth to form up"
3 MONTH PIZZA: *first i will grow myself a moustache so i look like an italian maffia boss*
@GenericGamer no.227 is it really tho?
Hahahahhaa Lmao
@GenericGamer no.227 sarcastically original?🤔🤔🤔
@GenericGamer no.227 okay...
😒😒
I know an Italian mafia boss without a mustache
This guy: "I'm italian"
*litterally flattens pizza with rolling pin, cooks it in a pan basically frying it*
Every italian watching for the first minute : MARCELLO, HOW YOU COOKING THE PIZZA?!
Every Italian watching lost peace with the world forever.
Lorenzo C just looking at him I could tell he wasn’t Italian and this video killed me
@@lucidlattes why are we gatekeeping ancestry...? he probably just has a more dominant side in his genetics. Like, I'm Italian-Irish, but I look waaay more Italian than irish
I heard your Italian accent and hand gestures with that comment 😂
Anya Jackson I didn’t mean to be offensive I’ve just been really tired and felt like shit all day so it’s one of those days where every little detail pisses you off and I ment certain parts like the store bought pizza dough (obviously better homemade) and when he only put Parmesan cheese on one pizza. I’ll delete he comment so it doesn’t bother anyone else gets offended and possibly finds my location and kills me
Tasty: how much oil do you need to make pizza
Pizza guy: YES
UwU
*salt
Army also mood
My daydream is of J-Hope ARMY!!!!
Hi fellow ARMY
3 minute pizza
Also him: Couple minutes on each side.
*puts oil on his hands*
" You have oil on your hands, good for you. Moisturize, italian way"
My dude 😂
Greeks and Romans actually did use olive oil for that.
This is how he moisturizes his chick down there 😉
Italians use olive oil to Masturbate
Ur dude - also joe mamma
3 million year pizza:
*Okay so we start by growing the bacteria for our flour...*
Holy crap thanks for likes 😁❤️
😂😂😂
Rich M23k 😂😂😂😂
no
okay so we start by growing a microscopic animal from our pizza dough..
HAHAHA
Is your ghost gonna eat that dead pizza??😂😂😂
"i'm italian"
you don't say, olive oil obsessed luigi
such insight
Well I wouldn't say it. Because he's about as Italian as my German grandma.
@@SonOfJ ur grandma has luigi moustache?
@@cgd07 yes of course!
For 45 billion years pizza first we need to generate Earth
100 years pizza: first we will invent microwave/oven
His mustache is more Italian than his pizza's.
He's about to jump down a pipe.
Vincent Zhou and about to kill an oversized turtle
Maybe even eat a red mushroom that makes him taller.
@@Rqket or maybe a green one that gives him an extra life
@@cade.l-q6d Or maybe a little mushroom that makes him shorter.
I like that he hasn't chenged his clothes in e days
Mr. Aristotle they make it previously and he just remakes the steps
im being sarcastic
bruh i don’t change my clothes for an entire week
Lol
@@beghelalphaplus 😂😂😂
He is the Italian Gordon Ramsay. “Too much oil doesn’t exist”
To understand whether Gordon Ramsay really likes his food flooded with oil, you may like to revisit Kitchen Nightmares.
👉🏼 ruclips.net/video/RUC5c8ItLKg/видео.html
GREASY-
he's not that Italian
America has invaded this comment
It's truly amazing how pizza has caught on and become so popular. Growing up in the 50's where I did we didn't have pizza. I didn't have pizza for the first time until I was in high school. The pizza back then was much plainer.
Me: mom when will the pizza be done
Mom: in 3 days
Me:😒
Korey flipz I died when I read this 😂😂
Disappointed noises intensifies
I want to like but there’s a perfect 500 likes...
@@spiderpig1421 now u can like
Muid Mumtaz lmao my heart
GUYS he's not Mario OR Luigi. see his shirt?
*WALUIGI*
wah
Lmao
Lmfao
So true
WAH HA HA
0:40 I respect this guy. He's one of the only chefs I've ever seen who doesn't diss store-bought products and understands that people some people don't have enough time to make their own food
Finishes the 3 minute pizza
Joe: If you have a little more time there’s a 3 HOUR Pizza
Chef :
starts poking pizza with a fork:
Italian:
Left the chat
Chef:
starts putting sausage on pizza
Italian:
Left the chat
@@fynnhensel2397 We actually put (Italian) sausage on pizza. Like in salsiccia e patate (sausage and baked potatoes).
Italian here... I never entered the chat.......
Simone Gastaldon Simone ma che schifezze fa sto chef?
Joe Fasano la prime pizza non mi piace
I like how he actually explains why you do something and what the ingredients do instead of just showing how to make it
300 year pizza: "First we wait for Europe to discover America to get tomatoes..."
Tristan Fong i honestly did not know tomatoes come from America.
300 trillion year pizza: First we wait for a suitable universe to form in order for a planet to emerge that we can plant wheat on..."
@@cloerosa9414 you know like American tomatoes?..
Crezy boy
Pizza Bianca anyone?
(Looks at video) "I dunno... how do I know I can trust whoever they have cooking these pizzas?"
(sees the glorious moustache)
"Yup. This is legit"
Mario has entered the chat.
Son: when is dinner ready
Mom: just 3 more days honey
Edit: Thx for all the likes never got this many
Lmao
😂
Ok boomer
3 days later, the mom only eat alone
@@kekw6068 the joke doesn't work unless it's an actual Boomer, Gen-z.
3:00 minute pizza:
“a couple minutes on each side”
Store brought dough to reduce time
I love how he didn't even change his shirt on the 3-day pizza to keep the video clean
💀😭
My theory is that they had the fermented dough ready so they didn’t have to come back later
they would have prepped it all before ie the dough, meat etc. They would have shot this in one day with the ingredients already been sitting for 3 days
@@nathannendza378 but they got a different stand mixer :0
30 min pizza: "One pepperoni pizza from Domino's"
I think gordon ramsay
Will like him because he uses a lot of olive oil
But no LAMB SAUCE
@@raymeth yup
He has olive oil in his veins
Gordon Ramsay :good oil NOT ENOFF FOCKING SALT YOU DONKEYY
A *touch* of olive oil.
*pours the entire bottle*
this reminds me of the 3 levels of chefs- amateur, homecook, and expert- video
Except rolled into 1
@@cayla-jordanmccutcheon525 true that
Sruthi S is that Tae in you pfp? So cute
@@MTaraV army's United lol
@@sruthis541 soo cute pic
30 minute pizza:
"Hello, is this Pizza Hut?"
Nice
At first he was like "3 minute pizza!"
And then he was like "a couple minutes each side"
"so whats your favorite drink?"
Italians:
*olive.Oil.*
I once drank olive oil
I disliked it
What do you expect
@@lemondigit7309 mate- take a joke
@@pollon4277 ik smh
@@lemondigit7309 then why are u acting like a smartass ❤️
@UCmdUnjQiW6zt3lyfRn-SeVQ yes luv I can speak two ❤️
Joe : *makes a 3 day pizza*
Gordon Ramsay: This is raw!
That's because snooty ass Gordon Ramsay has never heard of a medium rare pizza... And I thought he was experienced.
who's joe 👽
I read that as “this is awesome” cuz raw is slang for good ya feel?
Lol
🤣
“Alright it’s been 24 hours.”
Me: “but you’re wearing the same shirt?”
Dude maybe had dough ready from the day before, that way they save money and time in the process of recording all the show.
He stayed there for 24 hours
He did the 24 hour challenge in the kitchen
@AlexRC That’s how professionals work.
He just stared quietly at the pizza for 24 hours
3 year pizza: first we grow the tomatoes and the parsley....
Nah, parsley and tomatoes can harvest in 3 months. 3 years if you buy the plot lol
*3 YEAR PIZZA* We first start by growing our wheat, tomato and herbs.
Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nusrat Hoque 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾
No italian ever: "lets take our pizza dough and fry it in oil"
ruclips.net/video/UUz9S7Btb6o/видео.html Get your facts straight if you wanna act tough
Nino Jakic oh shit 😂
@@NinoMr12 that's not a pizza, that's a calzone. pizza has never been fried dude
@@angusfigra3499 ruclips.net/video/-iL_8pmEN3c/видео.html no pizza you say?
Flat dough that's pan fried is just fried bread. Bloody delicious as long as you don't ruin it with tomato sauce. I'd just break it and top it with a bit of tzatziki
3000 year pizza: “So first we discover agriculture..”
Underrated
A W r/whoooooosh
Copied
@@broski7088 never gonna let you down
@@mathijsvandenberg6734 Over*
I was really nervous that he was gonna say "and on day three... thats when you get a pineapple and....."
"A little bit of"
>pours in half the bottle
"Add two shots of vodka"
*Pours half the bottle*
The mixer looks like the bottle but isnt
Marco Pierre-White would be proud
Me : *sees his mustache*
Him : I'm Italian.
Me : Oh wow.
"It's a me Mario."
20 billion year pizza:
“So first we wait for the Big Bang”
How do you wait if time hasn't come into existence yet?
nah it'll be undercooked my man 30 BILLION YEAR pizza that'll make the base nice and crispy which means you have another eternity to set up the toppings
Should’ve said 30 billion years with all these 3 going in
see more butts good point🤣
14 million :3
3 year pizza: first we hunt down ratatouille
Chef Parmesan cheese is the king of cheese.
Also chef: Doesn't add any parmesan to the 2 other pizzas.
Parmesan isn't that good if you bake it.
It’s only good For pasta,Here in Italy they Add Mozzarella,Not Parmesan
Parmesan is nasty too me
Whenever I make pizza I use mozzarella, not to mention the 2nd pizza was pizza margherita, so that would of had mozzarella anyways.
just because its the best doesnt mean it works on everything...
"let's imagine you have a little more time on ur hands"
oh boy you have no clue what's gonna happen yet do you
School is starting again rip
1:32
Guy: “Everyone has a fork. No special tools needed. Unless you don’t have a fork... then we have bigger issues we need to talk about” (or something like that)
Me: *literally dead*
Awesome Gia it's not posible to die from a sentence
@@simenbjerkeli6685 if we could post memes on youtube, you would see Superman with the joke flying over his head probably.
Simen Bjerkeli r/whoooosh
LouTube i'm dead
"3 minute pizza"
*one minute later*
"just let the pizza dough cook for a few minutes on each side"
The only thing Italian about him is his moustache.
Belive me.. not even that.
@@josephjuanaliagavalenzuela2345 😂 I believe you
Amina Zaman 😂😂😂😂😂
Just focus it’s fake
As an Italian I can say he is the justin bieber of Italians
Me:
All comments section: *”3 year pizza”*
Epic no everybody is saying 3 million year old pizza
11:10 "Sooomebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
Peppa pig has lodged a complaint.
@@natalkumar6132 lmao what version is this?
Ya ain’t the sharpest tool in the sheeeeddddddddddd
"Pizza's in my DNA"
**shows Deep Dish**
You started out on weird note there, my guy.