@@oaktree1628 what? Meat will give you heart disease? Sure in abundance, but 1 or 2 steaks a week isn't a big deal. My grandfather eats meat 4 or 5 times a week and he's 90
Me : *thinking of how delicious the steak is and thinking of making it* Also me : *thinking of the dishes I have to wash after eating* Me again : naaaah
“First pour yourself a glass of wine” People can’t drink: Guess I’ll starve Edit: I was referencing the drinking of the wine itself. Not cooking with it
I really loved these three recipes. I'm definitely going to try the honey soy glaze and the red wine sauce! I have a steak just waiting in the fridge for some magic to happen. I learned from my mom the best way to cook is with a glass of red wine at your side!
5 hrs is nothing. I sous vide some cuts of beef for more than a day. If you're really cheap like I am, try $2.99/lb chuck steak sous vide at 132F for 30 hrs (about 50 cents of electricity). Amazing. After slicing, most guests think I spent 4 times that. If you don't have the time, you can probably get by with 8 hours.
5 decades 50 decades 5 centuries 50 centuries 5 millenniums 50 millenniums 5 million years 50 million years 5 billion years 50 billion year steak Now that’s some good steak
Alvin's 5 hour steak: 'sou vide first' Binging with Babish: So let's start by raising the cow- Edit: People, I have seen John Weissman and Frank from epicurious. I was just typing the person who first came to my mind at 3am.
@@gigiveittome so from my experience of being a person who sucks at cooking, it can go down like this: -you burn your steak and have to restart -you mess up the cooking process and have to restart (I tried cooking my steak with butter, and it ended up looking like it was boiled. fun times) -you spend copious amounts of time rummaging in your kitchen because you have no idea where the ingredients are. this comes with a high chance of getting distracted by finding something you forgot about -you check the recipe every 5 minutes because you have no idea what you're doing and hope you're doing it right. hopefully -you find that you don't actually have some of the ingredients, and at this stage, you either a) improvise (it all goes downhill from here due to terrible replacement choices), or b) go to the store and buy it. Chances are that you choose A because you're lazy :D
Remember, for steak, as long as the exterior is cooked, you’re good. If you’re cooking small pieces, I find it’s one of the easiest meats since you don’t have to stress about it being cooked enough, and it’s delicious as long as you don’t go past medium
Thank you so much, Alvin! I watched this video a while ago, and it got me into cooking. Now I have gotten much better, and I cook for family and friends! Every time, I cook, I think of this video, and all that you have taught me, as well as how you got me into cooking!
I still haven’t watched endgame plus so many people spoiled it for me, but having an hour to spare means it can’t be the 50 minute steak, that means it’s the 5hr steak ur talking about, the thing is tho, that having 1 hour to spare means that endgame is.. 4 Hours? Dannggggggggg
I found it really sad because butter is one of the healthiest foods... though clarified butter is even better. Of course if you're getting plenty of animal fat already then butter probably won't help your health further.
Yes, hold it in until you resent them for their weight and inform them of the impending divorce. Its an english tradition which ported to the states :-p
To not tell someone how much butter you put in their food is almost criminal because of how much you are detrimentally impacting a persons arteries and contributing to their atherosclerosis.
SnugglyCatLady I’m sorry but you can argue that butter isn’t bad for you but you cannot say butter is “one of the best foods” health wise?? Bananas, avocados, oranges, broccoli? Hello?
Don't worry about the butter - the saturated fat is not fattening; rather the potatoes ARE as well as the flour! Thanks for these recipes - can't wait to try one out.
5 min steak : I'm broke
5 hours steak : _I'm_ _Broqué_
underrated.
nice
I'm french and I laughed 😂😭
lol
MG this is such a great yet underrated statement
5 minute steak: you
5 hour steak: the guy she told you not to worry about
50 minute steak: her dad
@@LNSixx-un4yu I nearly took that in a very wrong way.
Shernee Pencil im your 200th liker
@@jdapoet3138 and im the 400th
BROKEN woah that was fast
The Amount of times ive come back to watch a guy cook steaks for 13 minutes is amazing
same i watched this vid like 10000000 times LMAO
Herobrine 145 YT sameeeeeeeeee
I only do it at like 4 am when I get so hungry but can’t get anything
Sameeeeeeeeee
Omg sameeee
5min: I’m lazy but I want to cook fancy
50min: I wants decent steak that’s noice
5hrs: I’m Gordon Ramsey
this is underrated
Lol
@MUFC 😵💫😵💫
no gordon ramsey knows how to cook a steak you don’t BOIL. he would make a beef Wellington and would put shorlots in the red wine sauce
@@hdgamer2105 it was suvee
RUclips are really starting to get brave with these double ads.
Finally someone who understands
Next year x10 ads. before video starts.
You have that too? That's really annoying 😡
Oh shit now im pissed
And if you dont skip that first one that second one is gonna be a 3min minimum.
Every masterchef ever - "I want you to replicate this 5 hour steak dish. Perfectly in 25 minutes"
flamethrowers exist for a reason.
@@datpisidukmv2819 Fair enough
Not too difficult to do with the reverse sear method really. Mashed potatoes and the sauce would take a bit longer though.
@@datpisidukmv2819 why use a flame thrower instead put it in that flammable thing (i forgot what its called) and put it on fire
@@demented_azox1221 petroleum? gasoline maybe?
5 minute steak: when im hungry but want a simple steak
50 minute steak: when family is over
5 hour steak: quarantine...
so true
You have to start cooking at 1pm for dinner at 6pm
When you're so bored you just spend your whole afternoon cooking you dinner.
Done eating lunch? Time to prepare for dinner
옥수수튀김 u righttt
..
“this pan is super hot, but i’m not a rapper,” got me laughing so hard bro 🤣😂🤣
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
That reference was a real throwback 🤣
69 likes as of me writing this 😳
@@trvm1What the sigma 🤤🤤🤤😁😁😁
5 second steak: "Ok, so I'm gonna yeet this into an active volcano."
Logan Chick *AHEM*
5 second steak: **walks into restaurant and robs their steak**
@@nvk0 YES
Logan Chick patched u still have to buy it
5 second steak ok now you have your steak and there you go eat it raw lmao
1 million year steak: *so first we need to discover fire*
Step2: we have to make metal to create a knife
Step 3: we must scavenge for a source of meat.
Step 4: Discover Wheat
step 5: next we have to learn agriculture
Step7: Discover lettuce
1:07
that guy : use what ever greens you want
snoop dog :
@All Weebs Are Pedos Snoopy Dawg*
This is so underated
Ligma Balls Lol😂😂.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
..........420 blaze it my dudes
when i am having a bad day, alvin just makes it so much better. he's always so happy and wholesome with his cooking and i love it
"this pan is.. y'know. supa hot."
"but i'm not a rapper."
😂😂right im looking for this hahaha
Got some reference😂
Hello trip just wanted to mention
i hate your wife
Melons
this man is a guy of a culture as well
I like this guys camera presence. Fun but professional.
Thanks for recommending this video YT lol.
@Kyree Cann I have no idea but thanks for saying something. I didn't notice I had any likes!
J's play same !
J's play ur welcome jk
I honestly have no complaints for this video. Dude did a really good job.
Roneified well I wasn’t dissecting to that point. Just checking out the recipes.
Jeff May he does not know how to cook
@@roneified4405 it is cast iron, says staub on the side as well
Sure, no complaints if you don’t care about developing heart disease.
@@oaktree1628 what? Meat will give you heart disease? Sure in abundance, but 1 or 2 steaks a week isn't a big deal. My grandfather eats meat 4 or 5 times a week and he's 90
Me : *thinking of how delicious the steak is and thinking of making it*
Also me : *thinking of the dishes I have to wash after eating*
Me again : naaaah
Also the cost
this joke is stupidity
@@awashy3341 your comment is stupidity
@@mufc383 ok but who asked
@@mufc383 also are there even 240 countries in the first place
“More butter is more better”
-Alvin 2019
im ur 69th like
@@Gr8Imres nice
@@Michael-cq7cx nice
Nice
Nice
Even if i got 5 hours to cook, I would cook a ton of those 5 minutes steak
Shadowbl4de *cooks 60 steaks individually like a boss*
Or you could cook em at the same time
Super spark kinda difficult to cook 60 steaks at once with like a minute and a half on each side by yourself.
@@bentice5911 maybe only 5 at once?
Super spark 300 steaks can be cooked in an hour then
5 hour steak: asparagus
5 min steak: *random bush*
Thts rosemary honey
Alvin: *Casually pulls off random weeds out of his garden*
Alvin: LeTs PuT tHiS rAnDoM wEeD i FoUnD iN mY gArDeN
@@Shaya_0511 umm it's arugula
@@Shaya_0511 *bitch that's arugula* , *he even said it*
@@Shaya_0511 r/ihavereddit
“First pour yourself a glass of wine”
People can’t drink: Guess I’ll starve
Edit: I was referencing the drinking of the wine itself. Not cooking with it
joke is stupidity
joke is stupidity
joke is stupidity
joke is stupidity
joke is stupidity
“This pan is supa hot, but I’m not a rapper”
I see you’re a man of culture as well.
Had to look for the comment
No u
You know you’re a living meme when
But that food is fire tho.
hahaha
Why is no one talking about the cheesy garlic bread It needs more appreciation
That CRUNCH when he cuts through it just activates excitement mode
Definitely , did you hear that crunch if I could just sniff it just alittle 😅
I make it regularly. It just tastes like bread with cheese. But its easy to make so I recommend
Looks good
I KNOW RIGHT
alvin: i need some butter for a video
tasty: how much?
alvin: *yes*
yes butter or ghee, vegetable oil is gross
NOT *TASTY*
I don't understand these YES comments can someone explain to me?
iKenzo so basically you have no sense of humour
Natalie Rojas you forgot SALT AND PEPPER
20 year steak:
so first we are going to raise a cow
and then we are going to take it to the slaughterhouse
and then we are gonna get a tomahawk steak
And then get the seasoning
then season your steak very generously with salt, were gonna do pepper later
Then cook it
**watching a video about how to cook a perfect steak, learns how to make a perfect garlic bread**
kim JungUwU Its a 1 in 2!!
K3nnyZ3r0 yeah lol
*the smoothest mashed potatoes i have ever witnessed*
😂
@@hiiambarney4489 I was a little upset about it! Chunky or nothin.
"This pan is SUPA HOT... but I'm not a rapper" Great reference there dude
OOOOOHHHHHHH
Oscar Fariña I was hoping I wasn’t the only one to get that reference 😂
What.
I don’t get it
Anna .H look up “The Rap Battle, (original) (parody)” and you’ll understand
50 year steak: now we need to get concrete to build the slaughterhouse
and then drown the cow
Lol
Ibinabo Jack it won't be funny when the i drown you
@@adlibyeah was he talking to you?
@@adlibyeah It wont be funny when I drown YOU
alvin: "piece for me"
also alvin: *continues to eat the rest of the steak
this guy deadass looks like the kid from the lorax
How did u even see that lol
Oh my
I can't unsee it now
Ethan Elia damn it now that’s all I see
Ethan Elia yo ur hella right
this video made me hungry in 73 different laguages
Ha ha ha funny
👌 Ich habe hunger
Noob
Oh no someone saying noob
Ayesha Ahmed at what?😂
Really digging Alvin's energy, it's so natural and nice to watch. Hope to see more content with him!
Rikhwan Fitri - this guy cooks like he doesn’t care about clogging his arteries and yours.
@@oaktree1628 LMAOOO SPILLED ALL MY DRINK ON MY NEW CLOTHES😂😂😂
Wow, I'm watching this even though I'm Hindu and can't eat beef.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s steak
@@ADAM-1505 same thing
@@ADAM-1505 Yeah, but steak is made of beef
Well im hindu and I’m eating beef 😅🤣🤣🤣
50 second steak: “Honey grab the blowtorch”
3 sec steak: *carpachio*
3 millisecond steak “honey grab the teleporter to the sun”
0 sec steak: *eat it raw*
Honey grab the flamethrower
Meeting you again haha, i'm alex from grinders club, i haven't been playing gta v lately though, i've been playing rocket league
“How much butter do u want?”
Alvin: “yes”
Wont have a healty life if he keeps using so much butter. But its his choise
alvin's gift reciver : tastes like _diabetes_
*D I A B E T E S*
@@henrickhansel We're here for a good time, not a long time, bud. 👌🏾😂🥳
More like how much diabetes
*_"steak is something you can enjoy at hone no matter what"_*
Me: **laughs in broke**
Me: *laughs in no kitchen*
*laughs in asking my mom to buy me steak to cook in my dorm*
About to eat some steak. Bought at Walmart. 2 pack or ny strip. Just under 13$.
Samantha Johnson ONLY 13 dollars from one steak
@@jerry8835 nope 2 steaks.
who else loves this guy because he basically teaches us how to make the food he makes?
Mad respect uses 5 hrs and 55 minutes of his time for one video plus a day of editing and working what a savage
And a really good entertainer
And he earns money for it
Elijah Hahm wasn’t really proven that he actually spent 5 hours on the last one
@@kenzieark8286 yeah i mean the majority of the 5 hours was just the steak actually cooking
LanceHasPants yeah that’s true
Veggies according to Tasty >>
5 hours steak - Asparagus
50 minutes steak - Rosemary
5 minutes steak - Random Bush
Rucola is delicious tho
Rosemary is not veggies
@@vrnc8 exactly
Arugula is bland af i agree lmaoo
5 minutes was called rocket.
*Me: Looks delicious*
*My money: No.*
under appreciated comment
Fikri Bahri hangers are about 6 pounds for 2
@@rizahki but he has 0 dollars
Your money be like No❤
mä poltan tupakkaaäaaaaaa well in that case, rob lol
I really loved these three recipes. I'm definitely going to try the honey soy glaze and the red wine sauce! I have a steak just waiting in the fridge for some magic to happen. I learned from my mom the best way to cook is with a glass of red wine at your side!
Not even trying to exaggerate but that 5 min steak looked **freaking bomb**
Worrd
He cooked it too much for my taste. I prefer blue rare.
Daek Muffin yall nasty. that shit raw
Beat me up bitch beat me up sis
@xaesthetic_potato i like mine medium rare. It is good to have it a little pink and juicy cause having a dry stake is just nasty
This man just taught every guy the perfect stay at home dinner date
Dustin Moffre don’t think i ain’t gone try it either
Or you could get a girl who can cook. I know, it's rare these days...
Michal Valta Or you could be a decent human being and treat your girl to dinner and keep this gender biasing out of the equation.
@@michalvalta5231 I really hope you dont live alone or you're gonna starve
@@michalvalta5231 or you can be a normal, functioning human being and cook for ya self.
Kid: mom can we eat dinner now?
Mom: 5 hours left sweetie :)
@Santi12007 that's the point of the joke
@Santi12007 it was never meant to be funny
If my mom was making something that took 5 hours (which she has) it would be for dinner the next night and we’d have to eat something else that night.
in portugal we cook meat for hours.
5 hrs is nothing. I sous vide some cuts of beef for more than a day. If you're really cheap like I am, try $2.99/lb chuck steak sous vide at 132F for 30 hrs (about 50 cents of electricity). Amazing. After slicing, most guests think I spent 4 times that. If you don't have the time, you can probably get by with 8 hours.
10 billion year steak: okay let's discover what a steak is and it's source
"This pan is supa hot, but im not a rapper"
~Alvin
You actually thought that was funny? I cringed really hard
You even know the reference?
It's from Supah Hot fire and he is not a rapper
R T B it’s a reference to a cringy 2013 video
@@austinbevis4266 Its fucking iconic
So no ball torture? Bro.......that's kinda cringe
Some people can cook
Some people can dance
And I can sometimes balance the light switch between off and on.
hussein sabrie wait that’s illegal
😂
WAIT WHAT
HOW I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR 3 YEARS
Now the question is what's happening to the bulb...
I love how genuinely happy Alvin gets about steak
1st comment after 427 likes
I actually love seasoning my steak with garlic and onion powder, it taste so good like that.
If u have a few months, dry age your steak
If you have a few years, raise your own cow
Maddiline Kathryn lolll
Not really something you can do at home
Gordon Cheuk i mean all you need is a vacuum bag and a vacuum sealer. (Assuming u have a fridge)
@@paragon1168 he doesnt need a fridge he can just buy the ingridience fresh XD
RUclips loves recommending these videos when I’m starving
Right 😂
Same but WHY!!!???!?!!?!???!!
Imagine when you’re fasting...
Christopher Cole 😂😂
@@TheMrMandau i'm fasting now 😂
"This pan is Supa Hot. But I'm not a rapper." LMAO
That's when i realized that guy is my fucking dude
Got me dead
im gonna end this steaks whole career
goodlooksmcgee they call me a madlad
So... *Pan's not hot?*
“This pan is supa hot... but I’m not a rapper” nah 😂 you not boutta get away with that 😂 ima tell on you for that one lol 😂
Finally alvin u make normal sized food after a while
Rafa Alghazali first comment after 383 like
Seconded comment after 600 likes
Growtopia?!?!? Is that game still alive?
*5 mins*
*50 mins*
*5 hours*
*50 hours*
*5 Days*
*50 Days*
*5 Weeks*
*50 Weeks*
*5 Months*
*50 Months*
*5 Years*
*50 Years*
*"That's some tasty steak!"*
Aged steak..
50 day steak is just beef jerkey
5 decades 50 decades
5 centuries 50 centuries
5 millenniums 50 millenniums
5 million years 50 million years
5 billion years 50 billion year steak
Now that’s some good steak
@@mousumimahapatra8870 Tasty Atom*
I believe there's a 5 millions year old steak from prehistoric time waiting for you.
I appreciate the “I’m not a rapper.” Noice.
Supa hot
Underated comment
S t o p r a p p I n g a t m e
Bro who says noice anymore
@@kennethcooper6346 you are not
R
A
D
I wish I could just sit in a pool and have a giant sous vide machine pour cool water on me on a hot summer day. That'd be awesome
Pro tip: don't use regular (storage) Ziploc for sous vide, use the freezer bags instead; they're much less likely to break open during cooking.
I use glade gallon size bags. Never had a problem
Been using the regular ones for a few years now with no issues, even with 24hr+ cooks
And you can submerge that in water to take all the air out and have a vacuum sealed bag :P
I use Hefty bin liners
@@joeymama4666 Walmart plastic bags works just as well too
"This may seem like a lot of butter, because.............. it is" Best line eva! Great vid.
9:53
“Ever had garlic bread with too much bread and not enough garlic”
“I’m here to tell you that you can do what you want”
*Proceeds to deplete the worlds supply of garlic*
Good one
Bruh Alvin said that right when i looked at your comment.
Alvin has such an “ it” factor. Love watching this guy
Alvin's 5 hour steak: 'sou vide first'
Binging with Babish: So let's start by raising the cow-
Edit: People, I have seen John Weissman and Frank from epicurious. I was just typing the person who first came to my mind at 3am.
You haven’t seen Joshua Weissman.
original where
swok and Nyxian_Wolfi3X you guys obviously haven’t seen Level 3 Chef Frank from Epicurious on the 4 Levels
@@shadedj3592 Dude, of course i have. Babish just came to my mind. Note that I did this late at night
Nyxian_Wolfi3X why tf you get so mad at that statement
"This pan is super Hot
But I'm not a rapper"
Cringe
@@jackbintrippin4906 you love that word don't you?
I love that video where the dude makes everyone go mental around him
Excellent and not dated reference that I was happy I picked up on.
I love this vid just for that
5 minute steak!
Except it ends up being 40 minutes
because I can’t cook 😭😭😅
i just wanna know HOW you could mess that up
@@gigiveittome so from my experience of being a person who sucks at cooking, it can go down like this:
-you burn your steak and have to restart
-you mess up the cooking process and have to restart (I tried cooking my steak with butter, and it ended up looking like it was boiled. fun times)
-you spend copious amounts of time rummaging in your kitchen because you have no idea where the ingredients are. this comes with a high chance of getting distracted by finding something you forgot about
-you check the recipe every 5 minutes because you have no idea what you're doing and hope you're doing it right. hopefully
-you find that you don't actually have some of the ingredients, and at this stage, you either a) improvise (it all goes downhill from here due to terrible replacement choices), or b) go to the store and buy it. Chances are that you choose A because you're lazy :D
Remember, for steak, as long as the exterior is cooked, you’re good. If you’re cooking small pieces, I find it’s one of the easiest meats since you don’t have to stress about it being cooked enough, and it’s delicious as long as you don’t go past medium
Then that means the 5 hours steak will take you 40 hours to make!
kat - corky beebo 😂😂 my smaller steak gets hard. I just don’t know how to fry steak.
Every time I'm hungry -- I come back to this video.
Imagine cooking your steak for 5 hours, and then burning it in the pan.
I would rage
Oh, no, that would be horrible!
A C lol
Did Something happen?
Been there. Aarrgh.
Alvin: Supa Hot!
Alvin: *I'm not a rapper*
Glasses jacket shirt man
Glad to see that someone got the reference.
I wish they made more...
Best meme ever
Naps... I take that!!! OHHHHHH!!!!
Alvin: butter
Rie: wine
Ramsay: olive oil
Babish: kosher salt
Hotel:trivago
Adam Ragusea: White wine
Channel: Tasty
Pierre-White: beef stockpot
Guga: freshly ground black pepper
Steak: this isn’t even my final form yet.
Consumer of steak: it’s over 9000!
I like when people make dragon ball refrences in videos like these
as far as i’m concerned, the video should be 5 hours and 55 minutes long.
Kia Hosseini 😭
Kia Hosseini Yes we would love to watch a steak cook for 5 hours in water. *Outstanding move*
@@radmanparvez6851 Yeah, we would.
*k*
Kia Hosseini and 5 seconds for the intro
"Now this may seem like a lot of butter, and the reason for that is because... it is" 😂😂😂
THE CALORIES DON'T COUNT IF U DON'T SEE ALL THE SUGAR AND FAT GOING INTO IT
Alvin: "Whether you are super busy or super lazy"
Me: Both
U go many likes
BuSy BeINg LaZy
how??
@@TheeCK1357 I was about to say that
@@matthewv.g7594 By Having lots of things to do and you're feeling SUPER lazy, I mean SUPER SUPER lazy.
I ate a steak that took 2 months to make, and i felt like i was eating food from heaven.
I wish i was you
@@SG2048-meta it was free cus my dads friend made it so if you want a stealk that took 2 months to make, make sure ur dad has friends
most likely he dry aged it, i have no idea how you could cook a steak for 2 months
Cook steak for an hour...
Eat steak in 2 mins.
and try to eat it in 10 mints ends up eating it in 10 seconds
It's just like live for 100 years
Dies in one day.
if it take longer to cook and less time to eat
its not good
thats why you eat instant noodles
Me and my dad do it for 6 hours it’s smoked obviously and it’s gone in 5 minutes it’s worth it though
Those are some damn good 2 minutes.
Makes 5 kilograms of wine sauce
*Uses 1 table spoon of it*
Yeah, and what was he planning to do with all the rest of those potatoes?
Cook more steaks 👀
relax its just 1 dish
Well just make less if you decide to make this, or save it in the fridge. Im, sure there are more uses for it.
Every time he makes steak, he makes extra sauce to pour on himself, I assume. Everyone has their fetishes, you should be more inclusive.
“This pan is supaaaaa hot fire, but I’m not a rapper”
his chef name: supa hot fryer
Daaammmmmmmnnnnnn that's a creative mind lol but ya it was funny
halfutuber ty lol
@@empiresdp265 welcome dude
Btw that joke was really funny lol not gonna lie🤣🤣😂😂
Haha lol nice joke
Ty
I liked how he said,"Pan is supa hot,I'm not a rapper "🤣🤣
Dude that mince garlic with salt in the cutting board is something new for me!
Thanks
😂
the cutting board has nothing to do with it and that isnt a new trick lol
@@DaveTugwell he was talking about the salt though, not the cutting board
you dont now what he was talking about @@bibsybiboy5054
@@DaveTugwell so do you
Man spends 5 hours in a steak
Gordan Ramsay: the steak is raw.
Zeenatara Bagom haha funny, I laughed
It’s RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Cooper Nolan what??
It's Ramsay not Ramsey
@@ethanshawnpascua6262 sry autocorrect errors u know
Ughhh🙄🙄
Who else just keeps finding themselves coming back
To this video? I know I’m not alone here.
@@zheaddy who's the other guy?
Me
@@eliteshakir7814 its me
@@shinSenkaii Well no one was here before
@@eliteshakir7814 oh well...
Thank you so much, Alvin! I watched this video a while ago, and it got me into cooking. Now I have gotten much better, and I cook for family and friends! Every time, I cook, I think of this video, and all that you have taught me, as well as how you got me into cooking!
5 Hours: *cooking of steak*
5 Minutes: *eat the steak*
50 minutes: *cleaning of plates*
After: *cry cause you’re broke now*
😂😂
I am Your Anxiety
Bold of you to assume I wasn't broke before the steak
👏👏exactly
*After the steak comes out the water* THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
AceDestruction xddddddd
@@thatlagirl_3477
R/woooooooosh
@@feehmaximo what? You just wrongly used r/wooosh smh
@@luka98 nop,
Enzo Maximo why would u “r/wooosh” that?
it's times like these when you remember the people at tasty are bona fide chefs
Still Just-Me r/boneappletea
5 min steak: My mom needs the kitchen
50 min steak: I need to share with my whole family
5 hour: When I don't have homework
You could literally watch Endgame while your steak cooks and still have about an hour to spare
I still haven’t watched endgame plus so many people spoiled it for me, but having an hour to spare means it can’t be the 50 minute steak, that means it’s the 5hr steak ur talking about, the thing is tho, that having 1 hour to spare means that endgame is.. 4 Hours? Dannggggggggg
Mr Orange It’s 3 hours, the last 10 minutes are just credits
HowKidsBecomeKids I waited till the end credits scene...
Mr Orange lotr return of the king I did the math it is 7 hours long
WaTeR LeMoN p
This guy is so likeable lol. Also finally, someone who (unnecessarily) loves butter as much as I do.
Every one loves' butter but they want to live long enough to enjoy it too!
14 billion years steak: Let's start off by creating the Universe
Step 1: Wait about 5 billion years for life to exist on earth
Me: watching this at night
Brain: Hungry mode on
I watched it at 5:00 am
Me: Watches a delicious steak 🥩 video
Me: Makes a top ramen 🍜
😂
Cup noodle
Beef flavor at least?
The Bed Doctor you mean chicken
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t o p ramen :)
The "Supa hot, but I'm not a rapper" joke should be more appreciated.
indeed, a legend
mmmno
thank u!
Mmmno
Exactly
“If your making this for a special someone, do not tell them how much butter you put in it” LMAO 😭😭😭😭
I found it really sad because butter is one of the healthiest foods... though clarified butter is even better. Of course if you're getting plenty of animal fat already then butter probably won't help your health further.
Yes, hold it in until you resent them for their weight and inform them of the impending divorce. Its an english tradition which ported to the states :-p
To not tell someone how much butter you put in their food is almost criminal because of how much you are detrimentally impacting a persons arteries and contributing to their atherosclerosis.
SnugglyCatLady I’m sorry but you can argue that butter isn’t bad for you but you cannot say butter is “one of the best foods” health wise??
Bananas, avocados, oranges, broccoli? Hello?
Butter is good
“ im not a rapper “ 1:10 😂
things i know about Alvin:
he lOvEsS BUTTER
he's not a rapper
And he didn't get the best head
and his most said word i the history of ever is "Whoo"
di his grandmas chinese
5-decade steak: "OK, lets start by choosing a high quality calf embryo."
weak. try millenniums. make your own universe.
"millenniums"
c4 ?
Correct plural form is "millennia," was trying to correct.
c4 you know this is RUclips not school
Tasty: gives you BOMB recipes
Also tasty: doesn’t include the measurements
What's your mouth for?
Lol sooooooo true
TBG Jesus especially the eating part lol
Just eyeball it
And also they need you to go to their website for the recipe
This is and has been one of the best RUclips videos ever made
1 million year steak : so first let's overuse this joke.
Yea
@@myce4607 ...... i don’t know if i should r / woosh u or not
@@user-ow3yd5fh9z i’ll do it
@@myce4607 r/whoosh
@@angela-qu4co r/whoosh
Me: watches steak video doesn’t make steak.
Also me: watches steak video and makes garlic bread.
HAHAHA thats so true i thought of making the bread
Who is betosky?
Well I’m vegan
Lol
@@krispygabu stfu
"The pan is super hot. (im not a rapper)" Is way too underappreciated
:D:D:D:D:D:DD:::D:D:D:DD
Mr. Darkdoc SupaHotFire
2:15 the rhyme tho
Duddddeeeee, I KNOW!
No it's not, yall are late, when i first got here it was the only thing in the comments, but then it drowned into the sea of comments
Don't worry about the butter - the saturated fat is not fattening; rather the potatoes ARE as well as the flour! Thanks for these recipes - can't wait to try one out.