Every way to COOK A STEAK! (25 Methods) | GugaFoods

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @aheroforfun5541
    @aheroforfun5541 4 года назад +12477

    "I know it sounds weird that I deep-fried a steak"
    He says after cooking a steak in a dishwasher

    • @saltycucumber2773
      @saltycucumber2773 4 года назад +290

      Saitama what do you mean I always cook things in dish washers

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 года назад +46

      LingLing Paganini I do it too. It’s normal

    • @spaztix1757
      @spaztix1757 4 года назад +90

      Peter Piper nah, the Jacuzzi doesn’t enhance the flavor as much as the dishwasher does

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 года назад +32

      Spaztix If you want flavour than I recommend buying your steak in the ground for a year.

    • @donairechristianp
      @donairechristianp 4 года назад +19

      Peter Piper Boi, I cook my steaks in a washing machine. Gives it a pristine taste.

  • @SageMaximus
    @SageMaximus 5 лет назад +4984

    1. Pan seared steak!
    2........ DISHWASHER STEAK
    Thought my man Guga was gonna give us a smoother ride, man took us to a rollercoaster 😂

  • @pelicanchampion8629
    @pelicanchampion8629 5 лет назад +2680

    Steak without crust: *exists
    Flamethrower: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?

    • @9pathNick
      @9pathNick 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂

    • @conx3186
      @conx3186 5 лет назад +6

      Cal Castanos good spongebob meme

    • @thebastion6239
      @thebastion6239 5 лет назад +13

      The fact I recognized that spongebob quote is a problem. 🤣🤣

    • @CheatPotionMaker
      @CheatPotionMaker 5 лет назад +2

      You won the internet xD

    • @irama9605
      @irama9605 5 лет назад

      Cal Castanos lmaooooooooo from spongebob?

  • @grythm
    @grythm 3 года назад +274

    One thing I like about this over the BA equivalents is that he really tries to make every method work, no matter how ridiculous. He doesn't just take the weird methods as throwaways for video content, he gives everything a real chance.

    • @invalice1444
      @invalice1444 2 года назад +19

      thats what a man of science does. huge respect to him and to you for pointing this out.

    • @Kasser_KSR
      @Kasser_KSR Год назад +1

      Unlike that egg cooking method one lmao

    • @Furrina89
      @Furrina89 Год назад

      The biggest gripe I have with food creators is that when they a joke video like this, they always end up wasting food. Even the good ones. This guy is genuinely trying to make even the most batshit hacks work in his own way.

  • @lemuelmori5611
    @lemuelmori5611 5 лет назад +2244

    Guga's wife : How many steaks are we going to eat for this month?
    Guga : Yes

  • @JohGrufgh
    @JohGrufgh 5 лет назад +2607

    "There's no crust."
    Guga- "so anyway I started blastin".

  • @BigKettleBoy
    @BigKettleBoy 4 года назад +6052

    I love how it starts off pretty normal with pan seared, then you’re hit with a DISHWASHER right after lmao

    • @sparkle7_139
      @sparkle7_139 4 года назад +196

      things escalated real fast

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 4 года назад +127

      I turned out great though

    • @desoldier
      @desoldier 3 года назад +93

      @@ceebad8985 you did?

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 3 года назад +65

      @@desoldier nah

    • @dontmindme-v
      @dontmindme-v 3 года назад +39

      This went from 0 from 100 very fu***ng fast

  • @jallybwan3767
    @jallybwan3767 3 года назад +850

    In summary (thanks to Squatter for this list):
    0:45 Pan Seared - great
    1:45 Dishwasher - surprisingly good, missing a crust, basically a sous vide steak
    2:39 Front Sear - great
    3:13 Baked - great, missing a crust
    3:51 Deep Fry - great, beautiful crust
    4:49 Air Frier - not great, missing a crust, flamethrower fixes it but not the best
    5:24 Caveman - unique flavour, unevenly cooked, overall great, use lump charcoal and DO NOT use briquettes
    6:16 Panini - unevenly cooked, not great but fast and convenient
    6:44 Boiled - awful, but can be saved with pan fry
    7:34 Smoked - perfectly cooked and unique smoky flavour, missing a crust but doesn't need it
    8:07 Butter - awful, waste of butter
    8:55 Broiled - uneven cook, missing a crust, flamethrower saves it and makes it taste a little like charcoal
    9:49 Car Engine - awful, bad taste, one side is raw
    10:45 Salt Crust - not ideal because you have to guess when the steak is ready, for Guga 20 minutes = a little overdone
    12:06 Chicken Fried - amazing steak, beautiful crust
    13:21 Clothing Iron - surprisingly good, although you can never use that iron for clothes ever again
    14:00 Microwave - not a good way to cook steak, but not as bad as it sounds - can be saved by pan frying with butter
    15:03 Steamed - awful, no flavour, no crust, should be illegal, can't even be fixed with a flamethrower
    15:48 Reverse Sear - beautiful steak, smoky flavour, brings out the seasoning
    16:33 Salt Block - perfectly cooked, tastes good, surprisingly missing salt, beware exploding salt blocks
    17:27 Skewer - very juicy, great steak
    18:04 Toaster - unevenly cooked, tastes awful
    18:41 Wine - awful, worst way to cook a steak, no flavour, disgusting
    19:27 Sous Vide - wonderful steak, no crust (flamethrower fixes), very consistent

  • @aetu35
    @aetu35 4 года назад +1835

    This man taught me I severely lack a flamethrower in my life.

    • @andrassbb
      @andrassbb 4 года назад +37

      burn your problems away

    • @CODzombiePS3
      @CODzombiePS3 4 года назад +27

      to put a crust on them

    • @DavidMedic447
      @DavidMedic447 4 года назад +15

      I actually bought one after watching this video.

    • @zylo8000
      @zylo8000 4 года назад

      F

    • @whitewolfneely
      @whitewolfneely 4 года назад

      Me to sadly where i live o can get one

  • @mydogisfred7528
    @mydogisfred7528 5 лет назад +2701

    Cop: Sir, what is this suspicious looking package in your engine.
    Me: Dinner

    • @hisokasgummu
      @hisokasgummu 5 лет назад +36

      Joe Blow Underrated comment

    • @jackstoutamore8541
      @jackstoutamore8541 5 лет назад +24

      *Opens the package and splits a steak dinner with the police*
      Who said they only like bacon ;D
      (It’s a joke y’all don’t eviscerate me pls)

    • @chiyun2b2b2t9
      @chiyun2b2b2t9 5 лет назад +9

      brilliant comment, finally someone not screaming about the flamethrower

    • @iolychan811
      @iolychan811 5 лет назад +4

      This comment deserves more recognition, haha. And believe me, I don't say that often

    • @BimmerMatt
      @BimmerMatt 5 лет назад +1

      Damn, that game tonight though :( Zach Smith is not the answer. Never thought I'd see another Tulsa fan on youtube lol

  • @bluebearninja-562
    @bluebearninja-562 5 лет назад +779

    Guga: “This steak has no crust”
    Flamethrower: *happiness noise*

    • @loop5720
      @loop5720 5 лет назад +7

      Steak: It's getting *HAWT* over here, flamethrower! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shireenakter4409
      @shireenakter4409 5 лет назад +2

      @@loop5720 "Use me daddy!"

    • @lanceyoungblood9267
      @lanceyoungblood9267 4 года назад

      What we learned is that a flamethrower makes the best steak

  • @dominickruiz1240
    @dominickruiz1240 2 года назад +41

    The first time I tried the reverse sear method on a charcoal grill... I was blown away... You have got to try it. I have a simple weber grill, just stack all the coals on one side and you're good! You're setting up the grill to be an oven, a broiler and a bit of a smoker all in one.

  • @Ls3_Ron
    @Ls3_Ron 5 лет назад +4508

    Car: *doesn’t start*
    Guga: *grabs blowtorch* “let’s fix it by adding a crust”

  • @guilhermepestana8927
    @guilhermepestana8927 4 года назад +2794

    Waiter: How would you like your steak?
    Me: See that car in the parking lot?
    Waiter: Say no more

  • @itsroskull6327
    @itsroskull6327 5 лет назад +5577

    Chef Guga' Daughter: "Dad my boyfriend just cheated on me."
    Chef Guga: "So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work."

  • @TheOriginalIBT
    @TheOriginalIBT 2 года назад +315

    This man took 2 years of his life expectancy for eating that engine steak
    Mad respects my guy

    • @username_7642
      @username_7642 2 года назад +6

      death speedrun

    • @forcers5k
      @forcers5k Год назад +6

      @@username_7642 great strategy, definitely would rank it above smoking cigarettes in the strategy tier list

  • @tylerrocha1084
    @tylerrocha1084 5 лет назад +2686

    Gordon Ramsay: “ The steak is fookin raw!”
    Chef Guga: * grabs flamethrower* “Let’s see if we can fix that.”

  • @botski8611
    @botski8611 4 года назад +1176

    This mans mastery of steak-cooking amazes me. Every steak he makes looks incredible, I don’t know how he does it.

    • @fletchedfps
      @fletchedfps 4 года назад +47

      Bot Ski I don’t think you saw the boiled steak lol

    • @trollingfortruth5039
      @trollingfortruth5039 4 года назад +21

      practice! i was never good at making steak but i picked up some tips from watching these videos and now I can make a restaurant style steak every time. there are some little tricks that u can do for example u need super high heat to get that nice sear without overcooking it.

    • @botski8611
      @botski8611 4 года назад +1

      Fletched true lol

    • @miguelstella2
      @miguelstella2 4 года назад +7

      Use a flamethrower

    • @JetKid215
      @JetKid215 4 года назад +6

      Flamethrower

  • @jr4_leonides92
    @jr4_leonides92 4 года назад +1760

    Daughter: Dad my boyfriend cheated on me!!!
    Guga: So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work

    • @legatelanius9172
      @legatelanius9172 4 года назад +92

      Put a crust on that cheating boyfriend

    • @prds25386
      @prds25386 4 года назад +109

      @@legatelanius9172 Guga: As soon i sliced it up, it is a good way to cook a cheating boyfriend

    • @UnbilledCaesar
      @UnbilledCaesar 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ritaayvette4395
      @ritaayvette4395 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😆

    • @vincent2491
      @vincent2491 4 года назад +8

      Bruh my gf has a twin sister and they share the same bed next day i got the sister pregnant so i ran away

  • @SomethingsStinky
    @SomethingsStinky 3 года назад +22

    Even though I’m sick and it’s 1:23am I’m still here. Dizzy and starving watching guga cook steak

    • @mckylea.7342
      @mckylea.7342 Год назад

      Literally me right now, at the exact time 💀

  • @jaredgann7206
    @jaredgann7206 5 лет назад +542

    Man that boiled steak brought tears to my eyes. That was one of the saddest looking steaks.

    • @hyperfruit541
      @hyperfruit541 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @warthoggunner
      @warthoggunner 5 лет назад +29

      Needs to be boiled hard in milk and served with jelly beans. Only way to do it.

    • @icop7519
      @icop7519 5 лет назад +12

      @@warthoggunner yeah it goes well with pickle cereal

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 5 лет назад +2

      How to ruin a perfect steak 101

    • @jack-gf6jw
      @jack-gf6jw 5 лет назад +1

      @@warthoggunner God I hate Europe

  • @saucerthansauce3611
    @saucerthansauce3611 5 лет назад +6186

    Ganas de comer kk

  • @thebigbroeyjoey
    @thebigbroeyjoey 4 года назад +3292

    Gugas little kid: I cut my leg
    Guga: **grabs flame thrower** let’s fix that with a little crust

    • @---ld9qk
      @---ld9qk 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂👍

    • @zevxyz040
      @zevxyz040 4 года назад +139

      As you can see it is really tender and all the juice is comin’ out. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

    • @torresnguyen851
      @torresnguyen851 4 года назад +54

      Kevin Khang BROOOOOOOOOOO
      Did you add sauce

    • @oofed7734
      @oofed7734 4 года назад +10

      Crust is life

    • @thebigbroeyjoey
      @thebigbroeyjoey 4 года назад +9

      @@torresnguyen851 of course

  • @jeremiahtree-dweller7370
    @jeremiahtree-dweller7370 2 года назад +21

    My takeaway for my own needs: pan sear or deep fry if I have to cook indoors, skewer over open flame if camping, reverse sear if using my grill or smoker, and if I ever wanna level up I can learn to sous vide and buy a culinary torch for the crust. Awesome. Thank you, Guga!!

    • @kurticeberg4566
      @kurticeberg4566 2 года назад +1

      Bro, you can sousvide on the stove, and buy a propane landscape torch from Harbor Freight. Go get em!

  • @tanteidaiko
    @tanteidaiko 5 лет назад +1376

    0:43 - Pan Seared
    1:44 - Dishwasher
    2:38 - Front Sear
    3:12 - Baked
    3:50 - Deep Fry
    4:48 - Air Fryer
    5:23 - Caveman
    6:16 - Panini
    6:44 - Boiled
    7:34 - Smoked
    8:07 - Butter
    8:56 - Broiled
    9:49 - Car Engine
    10:45 - Salt Crust
    12:07 - Chicken Fried
    13:22 - Iron
    14:00 - Microwave
    15:03 - Steamed
    15:48 - Reverse Sear
    16:33 - Salt Block
    17:27 - Skewer
    18:05 - Toaster
    18:41 - Wine
    19:28 - The Guga Method

  • @navaryn2938
    @navaryn2938 4 года назад +1227

    "man, why is there an iron in the kitchen?"
    "Oh, that's my _meat iron_ "

  • @violetviruss
    @violetviruss 5 лет назад +1890

    "How would you like your steak, ma'am?"
    *"Dishwasher."*

  • @Steven_Olson
    @Steven_Olson 3 года назад +22

    It's great that you are actually trying to make each of these work giving each method a fair chance. All too many similar videos don't even try.

  • @pyion1565
    @pyion1565 5 лет назад +2237

    Damn, Imagine the amount of effort given to this video

    • @GugaFoods
      @GugaFoods  5 лет назад +194

      You have no idea.

    • @bigd7861
      @bigd7861 5 лет назад +26

      Imagine the effort to try to choke down a few of those methods... 😲

    • @djuell01
      @djuell01 5 лет назад +5

      @@GugaFoods Yes, but I am sure the struggle is worth it! Rough testing LOLOLOL

    • @brodyboi659
      @brodyboi659 5 лет назад +1

      Damn imagine the people eating the steak

    • @redbloodedamerican0523
      @redbloodedamerican0523 5 лет назад +2

      And money

  • @quatific4017
    @quatific4017 5 лет назад +870

    Me:Why is there so much traffic?
    Police:Some guy is flipping his steak.

    • @midnightchaos4311
      @midnightchaos4311 5 лет назад

      Quatific 😂

    • @smacksdaily7307
      @smacksdaily7307 5 лет назад

      Quatific 😂😂😂

    • @quatific4017
      @quatific4017 5 лет назад +7

      It's not a joke! You need to get the crust too.
      Grab your flamethrower and put it to work guys!

    • @BtotheDon12
      @BtotheDon12 5 лет назад

      I was pretty confused by the comment when I scrolled down before that part of the video lol.

    • @quatific4017
      @quatific4017 5 лет назад

      @@BtotheDon12 lul

  • @marcelgunadi2429
    @marcelgunadi2429 5 лет назад +878

    Me: this steak doesn’t taste good
    Guga: lets soak it in 4 tbsp of butter and torch it. Fixed.

    • @brennnanrodriguez1588
      @brennnanrodriguez1588 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂

    • @boi5940
      @boi5940 5 лет назад +3

      And if you don’t get the butter flavor just poor some diabetic blood in there quicker then eating 90% butter and10% steak

  • @xbigshot1
    @xbigshot1 2 года назад +3

    @Guga Foods...........I am so glad someone FINALLY said to keep flipping a steak, I have been trying to tell people this for 40 years........great video!

  • @spartanseventyeight8673
    @spartanseventyeight8673 3 года назад +1355

    Guga: "It's not a great steak."
    Steak: "Oh yeah? Well what're you gonna do about-"
    Guga: "So I got my flamethrower."

  • @AbhishekSubbaiah
    @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 года назад +1357

    Most importantly, I learned that my life is severely missing a flamethrower.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 года назад +10

      Just buy a blow torch and 50 refill cans

    • @AbhishekSubbaiah
      @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 года назад +1

      @@snifey7694 Man, I don't think I can just buy it off Amazon here :S

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 года назад +2

      @@AbhishekSubbaiahthen get a college degree have degree in finance or sales agent then go to a business company go on top in employee board (trust me they pay alot for the best) and then you can buy a blow torch and 50 refills cans

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 года назад +1

      Also better have pills on ya or not you go in a stress coma

    • @AbhishekSubbaiah
      @AbhishekSubbaiah 4 года назад +4

      @@snifey7694 Erm, yeah; I have all of the above. I was talking about availability, not cost.
      In either case, a joke; good day to you.

  • @karrebu4514
    @karrebu4514 5 лет назад +2982

    Waiter: how would you like your steak
    Me: *I think I would like it ironed*

  • @heyboost
    @heyboost 3 года назад +11

    That deep fried steak looks heavenly oh my god

  • @ifeng9199
    @ifeng9199 5 лет назад +1451

    Steak: *lacks crust*
    Flamethrower: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @ZU85
      @ZU85 5 лет назад +4

      allow me to introduce myself too...
      quick chat though, I broke your no-reply comment with likes...

    • @xyulel3922
      @xyulel3922 5 лет назад

      LMFAO

    • @tylerprivette6036
      @tylerprivette6036 5 лет назад +5

      Flamethrower: My Name is HOV!

    • @jim-df7sx
      @jim-df7sx 5 лет назад

      Oh, yeah! It's fixed. It is *much* better!

    • @godchrist970
      @godchrist970 5 лет назад

      Love your pfp

  • @donkeymilos6246
    @donkeymilos6246 5 лет назад +873

    *makes multiple amzing juicy ,grilled,cooked and fried steaks*
    feeds family microwaved steak

    • @boi5940
      @boi5940 5 лет назад +1

      Look at all these juices: blood from steak not cooked all the way

    • @gruwithagun5462
      @gruwithagun5462 5 лет назад

      Your profile pic turned me gay

    • @hvtc9364
      @hvtc9364 5 лет назад

      @@gruwithagun5462 are you 12?

    • @donkeymilos6246
      @donkeymilos6246 5 лет назад

      @@gruwithagun5462 😂

    • @gruwithagun5462
      @gruwithagun5462 5 лет назад

      @@hvtc9364
      Nope

  • @kennethapalisok8764
    @kennethapalisok8764 4 года назад +1210

    "So how would you like your steak done?"
    "Dishwasher"
    "What?"
    "YOU HEARD ME"

    • @Nate1The1Great1
      @Nate1The1Great1 3 года назад +21

      Ngl, looks perfect for a bachelor that ran out of coals

    • @blackout295
      @blackout295 3 года назад +10

      I'm more impressed it worked moreso than the fact he did it.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 3 года назад +4

      "I did, and I was hoping I didn't."

    • @Phnx-ps4kd
      @Phnx-ps4kd 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @50thdollar61
      @50thdollar61 3 года назад +3

      “Rarity?”
      “Soap”

  • @darthgbc363
    @darthgbc363 2 года назад +7

    In western North Dakota, they have Pitchfork Fondue. They actually use a pitchfork to skewer a steak & deep fry it in a huge cauldron of peanut oil. Delicious.

    • @Steve-mn7bq
      @Steve-mn7bq 2 года назад

      Great memories there

    • @EstebanGilChillington
      @EstebanGilChillington Год назад

      I would commit an unknown amount of crimes to have that

    • @KarlHerzog
      @KarlHerzog Год назад

      ​@@EstebanGilChillington why commit crimes, just buy the stuff and try it out yourself

  • @random-b-i2480
    @random-b-i2480 4 года назад +2853

    "Dad, why you name my sister rose?"
    "because your mom loves roses"
    "anyway, i love you dad"
    "i love you too crust"

    • @mihaicred
      @mihaicred 4 года назад +43

      BRUHH LMAO 💀

    • @kortojoz
      @kortojoz 4 года назад +81

      Crust is a good name ngl

    • @joshuafrank2020
      @joshuafrank2020 4 года назад +7

      100

    • @Arengeesus
      @Arengeesus 4 года назад +34

      @@kortojoz, the name crusty exists lol

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 года назад +14

      Crustian

  • @orion_jaaj6723
    @orion_jaaj6723 5 лет назад +546

    I never met a guy who talks so passionately about steaks...
    Until now

    • @PauloArara
      @PauloArara 5 лет назад

      Guga is brazilian. We love food and i mean REAL food not that fast food you guys have its our way

    • @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311
      @steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 5 лет назад +3

      Check out Adam ragusea and that outlook will change.

    • @sapphlol
      @sapphlol 5 лет назад +7

      Paulo Braga common stereo type that all americans like fast food poggers

    • @5minutecrap883
      @5minutecrap883 5 лет назад

      @@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 Yup I watch him he is what RUclipsrs should talk like tbh

    • @deadman7798
      @deadman7798 5 лет назад

      Sssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @m0cheen
    @m0cheen 5 лет назад +2202

    "It's missing something...
    ... So I took out my flamethrower!"

    • @pink2211
      @pink2211 5 лет назад +34

      Ryan Douangphachanh my girlfriend was missing something so I took out a flame thrower

    • @muhammadnajeeb9336
      @muhammadnajeeb9336 5 лет назад +10

      My mom missing something...
      .... So i took out my flamethrower!

    • @daysuuki8004
      @daysuuki8004 5 лет назад +21

      i missed class
      .... so i took out my flamethrower

    • @sumoinbush
      @sumoinbush 5 лет назад +5

      This gon be a meme i know it

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye 5 лет назад +18

      my room mate felt cold
      so i took out a flamethrower
      now hes got a nice crust
      but hes not moving

  • @FrogSniffer9000
    @FrogSniffer9000 2 года назад

    honestly, every shot of the grill made my mouth water. there is NOTHING quite like a grilled steak.

  • @MaxCeltigar
    @MaxCeltigar 5 лет назад +3737

    He is secretly flexing his knives on us.

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 лет назад +237

      Nah, he’s flexing his blowtorch.

    • @memegrenade-wu1ft
      @memegrenade-wu1ft 5 лет назад +14

      Indeed

    • @fortnitexd3957
      @fortnitexd3957 5 лет назад +18

      Naa he's flexing his different types of grills

    • @friedchicken8094
      @friedchicken8094 5 лет назад +3

      he flexed his car

    • @victorma9355
      @victorma9355 5 лет назад +5

      You can buy them he put all the equipment he used in the description. He’s a cool guy like that

  • @restrictingnbinging8309
    @restrictingnbinging8309 4 года назад +3881

    “Dad my back hurts”
    -“Don’t worry I’ll fix it”
    **puts a crust on it**

  • @MrSkateAndWatch
    @MrSkateAndWatch 4 года назад +841

    😐: “Bro, why did you put steak in a dishwasher”
    😤: *“How dare you call my sous vide maker a dishwasher!”*

  • @nearlynativenursery8638
    @nearlynativenursery8638 2 года назад +1

    Guga, with approx 2,000 miles of rive canoe camping at my ripe age of 60. I been using what you call Caveman cooking to my steaks, chicken and pork chops and I have to say it my favorite methods. Not only the woodsy smokey flavor and crust but it is the closest link and connection method of cooking to our early ancestors. I find turning frequently and rotating aids in limiting any burn spots.

  • @birubu
    @birubu 4 года назад +899

    Friend: “Bro this steak is amazing, how’d you make it?”
    Me: “... Dish washer?”

    • @charrochacallo3074
      @charrochacallo3074 4 года назад +15

      "Perfectly cooked", there's still blood in it how the hell can you eat that?

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 4 года назад +24

      Charro Chacallo i dunno man, it's as if it was raw before

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 4 года назад +21

      Charro Chacallo and well-done steaks just taste disgusting, it's so hard to swallow

    • @BenjamintYT
      @BenjamintYT 4 года назад +4

      @@dvorak826 But atleast I aint eating any pink meat.

    • @joshuabrackenbury5357
      @joshuabrackenbury5357 4 года назад +12

      I love my steak very rare , the blood makes it better in my opinion

  • @tusk8230
    @tusk8230 4 года назад +305

    Supplier: Why are you buying 25 steaks?
    Guga: My goals are beyond your understanding.

    • @mhoran21
      @mhoran21 4 года назад

      Ethan Parks “Honey, I gotta get through social distancing somehow”

    • @SaneTheBro
      @SaneTheBro 4 года назад +1

      idk man is this a flash reference?

    • @72vince27
      @72vince27 4 года назад +4

      Supplier wouldn't be suprised by someone ordering 25 pieces of steak.

    • @Jamarvious_
      @Jamarvious_ 4 года назад +1

      inSane yeah reverse flash said it

    • @SaneTheBro
      @SaneTheBro 4 года назад

      JamTheJam i thought ao

  • @LegendaryNuggets
    @LegendaryNuggets 5 лет назад +731

    The moral of the story is that if you have a problem add a crust to it

    • @blurr5148
      @blurr5148 5 лет назад +30

      Reddude256 *picks up a bully at school to put him in dads barbeque and give him a crust*

    • @Matt-xl8jo
      @Matt-xl8jo 5 лет назад +3

      @@blurr5148 what else are you supposed to do?

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 лет назад +2

      Unless it's an STD

    • @otilialefey8514
      @otilialefey8514 5 лет назад

      :))))

    • @jacobarquiza4961
      @jacobarquiza4961 5 лет назад

      Justin Vaughn *crusty*

  • @Hempflakes
    @Hempflakes 2 года назад +3

    I’m blown away about how good that dishwasher steak looks

  • @Anonymoose62
    @Anonymoose62 3 года назад +208

    I must say, the "Just keep flipping" technique is awesome, I've got the most consistent results with it so far and my family loves it

    • @Silvers24
      @Silvers24 3 года назад +15

      I cant believe i been cooking steaks wrong, and thing is my fam loves my cooking. Well....wait till i learn this.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +5

      It's not very romantic, but "just keep flipping" has earned unprompted positive feedback from my family when grilling hot dogs and burgers as well. I ain't complaining. 👍

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 Год назад

      I started getting a horse sense for it after half understanding a book (OFAC) that talked about Maillard reactions and how they worked, but I still felt guilty every time.

  • @azizabdul8914
    @azizabdul8914 4 года назад +300

    Amiel when he failed to cook the food: yuck, disgusting, inedible, throw it away!
    Guga when he failed to cook the food: we could fix this. let me grab my blowtorch.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 4 года назад +13

      I like that Guga seasons his food
      Amiel only used salt and called that seasoning 🤦‍♀️

  • @essehache4090
    @essehache4090 5 лет назад +1096

    If you think I'm gonna sit there and watch a 20 min video of a guy cooking steak...
    *you're damn right*

  • @TWILL-wn8om
    @TWILL-wn8om 2 года назад

    I watched one of his videos today for the first time and now I’m hooked! He’s such a likable dude and amazing chef!

  • @freshprince5633
    @freshprince5633 5 лет назад +276

    What I have learnt today!
    A good steak is a crust 👏

    • @ondrapakr
      @ondrapakr 5 лет назад +2

      All you need is flametrower.

  • @andrewmaae8820
    @andrewmaae8820 5 лет назад +484

    "It's not a great way to cook a steak...but don't worry!"
    *Pulls out handy dandy Flame Thrower

  • @KRM_FLLNHRT
    @KRM_FLLNHRT 5 лет назад +3394

    Waiter: So how would you like your steak?
    Me: put it in a vacuum sealed bag, toss it in the dishwasher, flamethrower it then perfect.
    Waiter: ...what the fu-

    • @minsan6696
      @minsan6696 5 лет назад +15

      Lol

    • @utrash4559
      @utrash4559 5 лет назад +12

      I want to do that now

    • @brandonjohnson1805
      @brandonjohnson1805 5 лет назад +2

      Umithe8bitneko hahahaha

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 5 лет назад +28

      Umithe8bitneko
      News: restaurant burns down due to flamethrower.

    • @ohyeayea9937
      @ohyeayea9937 5 лет назад +2

      It look tasty tho lmao

  • @theamateurfurry4735
    @theamateurfurry4735 Год назад +1

    I gotta try the deep fried steak! I will say, the pan seared steak I’d recommend to anyone. It’s always been my tried and true method! Never fails me

  • @mauricioparra407
    @mauricioparra407 4 года назад +270

    Guga *puts a steak in low orbit over the sun*
    "Oh yeah, this is definitely a good way to cook a steak, but still needs a good crust"

    • @f3p
      @f3p 4 года назад

      The heat of the sun would already give it a crust though.

    • @mauricioparra407
      @mauricioparra407 4 года назад +8

      @@f3p but still needs a better crust

    • @pshmps1836
      @pshmps1836 4 года назад

      Grab a blow torch

    • @zylo8000
      @zylo8000 4 года назад

      @@pshmps1836 lol

    • @dendiepie1547
      @dendiepie1547 4 года назад +2

      Now thats phenomenal

  • @butterflyman33
    @butterflyman33 4 года назад +728

    Waiter: how would you like ur steak cooked?
    Me: go ahead and throw it in the dishwasher please and thank you

    • @kyuu_09
      @kyuu_09 4 года назад +13

      stick it in the waffle iron please

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 4 года назад +9

      stick it in a car engine please

    • @jyn1253
      @jyn1253 4 года назад +4

      mr.shotgun throw it in a flamethrower please

    • @TheTroll10
      @TheTroll10 4 года назад +7

      @@jyn1253 waiter, can you also throw this in the flamethrower?
      * takes out ice age baby*

    • @goonisepic
      @goonisepic 4 года назад +2

      Damnit ice age baby you’re everywhere

  • @legodude666
    @legodude666 5 лет назад +350

    *WW2 Exists*
    Chef Great-grandpa Guga: "So I just grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work"

    • @Sorai_
      @Sorai_ 5 лет назад +9

      Lord Akira
      Guga: lets fix WW2 by putting a crust on it with my flamethrower

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 5 лет назад +16

      "As you can see the Germans are shooting at us from their bunker, but I can fire up the flamethrower and fix that real quick. Now the Germans have a crust on them, they are juicy, so juicy."

    • @Sorai_
      @Sorai_ 5 лет назад

      J. Jonah Jameson wait wtf I just finished marvels spider man on PS4

    • @Carkshark
      @Carkshark 5 лет назад

      Japanese barbeque!

    • @lucacocozza
      @lucacocozza 5 лет назад

      @@CCK-jd8nc its just a german bbq then wtf

  • @CKxperience
    @CKxperience 11 месяцев назад

    The quality here so much better than celebrity chefs. Good Food program

  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer 5 лет назад +5545

    I literally winced when you said “boiled steak.” 😧

    • @hmemcpy5807
      @hmemcpy5807 5 лет назад +84

      Oh hi LPL!

    • @Erdinhooz
      @Erdinhooz 4 года назад +109

      In my country we boil meat

    • @flix8743
      @flix8743 4 года назад +31

      Rekt Erdi wait u eat it like a steak or use it in stews

    • @R3XoXo
      @R3XoXo 4 года назад +67

      He literally cooked steak with an iron and a dishwasher and you winced at boiled steak 😂

    • @WhyAreAllTheHandlesTaken415
      @WhyAreAllTheHandlesTaken415 4 года назад +5

      Oh hi LockPickingLawyer... Btw what is winced?

  • @dannynelson5236
    @dannynelson5236 5 лет назад +581

    Friends: "Where are you going"
    Me: "I gotta flip the steak in my car engine"

    • @Not_blossomoffical
      @Not_blossomoffical 5 лет назад +1

      Cousin Eddie on meat!

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 лет назад +3

      Friends: “Why not a dishwasher?”

    • @unanimated7084
      @unanimated7084 5 лет назад +2

      SF3L I live in a car for god sakes David and I just wanna spoil myself a little tonight.

    • @absolute757
      @absolute757 5 лет назад +7

      Friends: "What's this wonderful caramel glaze?"
      Me: "oh, that's motor oil"

    • @belo9083
      @belo9083 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like something Dwight would do.

  • @mynameskid
    @mynameskid 4 года назад +535

    *Guga sees a steak without a crust.*
    guga with a a flamethrower:
    So anyways a started blasting.

  • @beartickler499
    @beartickler499 3 года назад +1

    Man, he got right to the point.
    An incredibly admirable thing to do

  • @killerican7123
    @killerican7123 5 лет назад +399

    Guga: “season with anything you want but salt, you’re cooking on a salt block dude”
    Also Guga: “steak is lacking salt”

  • @theskunk589
    @theskunk589 5 лет назад +21175

    My parents are getting a divorce.
    Let’s see if we can save their marriage by putting a crust on it.

  • @melaineterry3912
    @melaineterry3912 5 лет назад +1267

    75% of the video : there's no crust
    *Gets flamethrower*

  • @34pimpdog
    @34pimpdog 2 года назад +2

    As soon as i got my smoker set up. I started using it as my oven. And the steaks ive been doing on it have been thr best ive done so far. Usually i do 250* till internal 130*
    Rest for 8-10minutes
    While resting i get the grill hot to put a nice sear on each side with some butter to get a nice flame sear about 1.5minutes a side to get that internal to just over 135 area.

  • @lucif3r692
    @lucif3r692 4 года назад +1352

    Son: dad why are having steak for 25 days
    Dad: you wouldn’t get it

    • @Alysaa96
      @Alysaa96 4 года назад +1

      😅🤣

    • @DeathIsHere
      @DeathIsHere 4 года назад +1

      wat

    • @altin.ademi01
      @altin.ademi01 4 года назад +15

      My Goals are beyond your understanding

    • @scsi2707
      @scsi2707 4 года назад +8

      Ah yes, I English difficult yes.

    • @jackhabben887
      @jackhabben887 4 года назад +2

      I wouldn’t complain

  • @mike5796
    @mike5796 4 года назад +311

    Waiter: how would you like your steak?
    Guga: A crust

  • @Mkrbpl
    @Mkrbpl 5 лет назад +424

    Steak: Not crusty
    Guga and his blowtorch: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 3 года назад +13

    Someone: *breaks into Guga’s house*
    Guga: **grabs flamethrower** let’s fix that with a little crust

  • @TheDiamondMc88
    @TheDiamondMc88 3 года назад +4572

    I like how is he explaining how to make a boiled steak like someone is gonna try it

    • @copongcoponginc
      @copongcoponginc 3 года назад +47

      TheDiamond ذا دايموند just for become the steak eating challenge

    • @DullSpectrum
      @DullSpectrum 3 года назад +157

      Don’t you just love your steak extra watery? /j

    • @tomauromoutostring
      @tomauromoutostring 3 года назад +109

      My mum does this 😰I hate it of course

    • @DullSpectrum
      @DullSpectrum 3 года назад +158

      @@tomauromoutostring You sure she's not trying to kill you?

    • @kabruzoeldanto8671
      @kabruzoeldanto8671 3 года назад +29

      He used way too much water. One quarter of a glass is enough.

  • @ggd2192
    @ggd2192 4 года назад +542

    2:31 “If I blindfold you and give you this in a restaurant, you would say is a sous-vide steak.”
    Me, not knowing what sous-vide is or why I've been blindfolded by this random chef: *¿eeeuuuh?*

    • @Siwena
      @Siwena 4 года назад +10

      Funnily enough "sous-vide" is french for "under vacuum" , so the dishwasher method was actually sous-vide with extra steps :)

    • @ham856
      @ham856 4 года назад

      @Seamus Chase sous vide isn't making the crust, it's just cooking it edge to edge.

    • @milesprower3957
      @milesprower3957 4 года назад

      @@ham856 isn't that what he said lol

    • @ham856
      @ham856 4 года назад

      @@milesprower3957 I know, but I said it isn't making a crust aswell

  • @dannydeleto8535
    @dannydeleto8535 5 лет назад +617

    *surrounds steak in hand warmers*
    “This is an amazing way to cook a steak”

  • @kevinhill135
    @kevinhill135 3 года назад

    The best video on cooking steak.

  • @nbkartillery9536
    @nbkartillery9536 5 лет назад +441

    Therapist: you’ll be fine without it
    Guga: I NEED MY FLAMETHROWER

  • @user-lq9uh2gz3e
    @user-lq9uh2gz3e 5 лет назад +759

    Doctor: Im sorry to inform you the cancer has spread, and your odds of recovering are slim.
    Guga Foods: Lets try to put a crust on it.

  • @ninjaslash52_98
    @ninjaslash52_98 5 лет назад +2234

    *microwave steak*
    GORDON RAMSEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @dullahan7677
    @dullahan7677 2 года назад

    9:50 Once saw a catastrophic failure using the car engine method. It wasn't a steak, but rather, a can of chicken noodle soup. A friend placed it in an area that was thought to be secure, but it rolled off during the drive and lodged on the exhaust manifold. The heat generated was enough to blow the lid partially off of the can, and soup was covering nearly the entire engine bay.

  • @jothings1171
    @jothings1171 4 года назад +333

    Wife: Honey, why is the dishwasher runnung the whole day? And why are both cars running in the garage.
    Me: Where's the iron?

  • @williamatkinson16
    @williamatkinson16 5 лет назад +133

    Any steak + FLAMETHROWER = a WONDERFUL way to cook a steak!

    • @chiyun2b2b2t9
      @chiyun2b2b2t9 5 лет назад +1

      Enjoy your boiled / microwaved steak. You disgust me......

    • @zUltra3D
      @zUltra3D 5 лет назад

      Except steamed

  • @vidadeunmexicano
    @vidadeunmexicano 5 лет назад +592

    Doctor: Sir You Have Cancer
    Guga: I can fix it *grabs flamethrower*

  • @ibeatyoutubecircumventingy6344

    omfg YES FINALLY THE VERY FIRST METHOD IS MY PATENTED ONE! GUGA WORSHIPS MY METHOD!

  • @Fillybilly95
    @Fillybilly95 5 лет назад +830

    If he becomes a vegan.. this broccoli could do with some crust

    • @Os-vr6qc
      @Os-vr6qc 5 лет назад +3

      LOL, underrated.

    • @jameswebb2759
      @jameswebb2759 5 лет назад +37

      *grabs flamethrower*
      Local news station: RUclips Channel "Guga food" is currently under questioning by police as to why he started a forest fire. We are told his only response was "it needed a crust".

    • @Fillybilly95
      @Fillybilly95 5 лет назад +2

      James Webb haha

  • @vernitusdonwidny7505
    @vernitusdonwidny7505 5 лет назад +444

    *Drinks water *
    Chef Guga: there's no crust grabs *flamethrower*

    • @foxsins314
      @foxsins314 5 лет назад +3

      This deserves more likes😂🤣

    • @hunzhurte
      @hunzhurte 5 лет назад +2

      There's no crust grabs

    • @trevlinjones4924
      @trevlinjones4924 5 лет назад +1

      Dony Swervo this is a great way to cook a steak

    • @polygorg
      @polygorg 5 лет назад

      Needs some Napalm

    • @gean2054
      @gean2054 5 лет назад

      "NOW WE ARE TALKING"

  • @andyofogo
    @andyofogo 4 года назад +2799

    This guy can’t live without a flame thrower

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 4 года назад +10

      Hes a burner guy

    • @geraldcreager4432
      @geraldcreager4432 4 года назад +17

      And the downside of that is, like what?

    • @hushpool3915
      @hushpool3915 4 года назад +11

      Actually, it is VERY useful instrument on a professional kitchen. Some of my collegues even done some desinsection after the end of workday with it.

    • @masonmcvey1579
      @masonmcvey1579 4 года назад +1

      @@geraldcreager4432 1

    • @andyjang5048
      @andyjang5048 4 года назад +7

      It’s not a flame thrower lol it’s a blow torch.

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 2 года назад +6

    My uncle's family has a ranch and we (I live with him) get a cow a year butchered for free. I have to say it tastes a lot better than supermarket steaks, and it has a completely different flavor that is still noticeably beef.

  • @denns0r
    @denns0r 5 лет назад +156

    pan seared 0:44
    dishwasher 1:44
    front sear 2:38
    baked 3:12
    deep fried 3:49
    air fried 4:47
    caveman 5:23
    panini 6:16
    boiled 6:44
    smoked 7:34
    butter 8:07
    broiled 8:55
    car engine 9:47
    salt crust 10:45
    chicken fried 12:06
    clothing iron 13:21
    microwave 13:58
    steamed 15:03
    reversed seared 15:46
    salt block 16:33
    skewer 17:26
    toaster 18:03
    wine 18:41
    sous vide 19:27
    🥩

    • @ericscreeper
      @ericscreeper 5 лет назад +6

      You will go down as a hero, my friend.

    • @denns0r
      @denns0r 5 лет назад

      @@ericscreeper youre welcome 😃

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад +1

      You put boiled twice you know. You meant broiled right?

    • @denns0r
      @denns0r 5 лет назад

      @@DeathBYDesign666 changed that, thx

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад

      No problem! Easy mistake to make though!

  • @avacarlson4670
    @avacarlson4670 5 лет назад +1318

    *goes from pan seared steak to dishwasher steak*
    that escalated quickly

    • @thoren907
      @thoren907 5 лет назад +14

      Appropriate profile pic

    • @codymarabante7122
      @codymarabante7122 5 лет назад +8

      @AAAnt M it's similar to sous vide since it uses hot water. The water is heated and sprayed throughout the washer which in turn cooks the steak.

    • @avacarlson4670
      @avacarlson4670 5 лет назад +1

      Breckin Brees-roach hehe

    • @warthoggunner
      @warthoggunner 5 лет назад +1

      From sear-o to dishwasher

    • @bryanst.martin7134
      @bryanst.martin7134 5 лет назад +2

      @AAAnt M They have a heated drying cycle after blasting it with hot water for several minutes.

  • @Nixha98
    @Nixha98 5 лет назад +358

    My personal favorites jet engine and magnifying glass were missing but still a great video

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 2 года назад +1

    I like this, it actually provides info on how you can make it work with many various tools, I dig it. :)

  • @squatter5002
    @squatter5002 4 года назад +532

    0:45 Pan Seared
    1:45 Dishwasher
    2:39 Front Sear
    3:13 Baked
    3:51 Deep Fry
    4:49 Air Frier
    5:24 Caveman
    6:16 Panini
    6:44 Boiled
    7:34 Smoked
    8:07 Butter
    8:55 Broiled
    9:49 Car Engine
    10:45 Salt Crust
    12:06 Chicken Fried
    13:21 Clothing Iron
    14:00 Microwave
    15:03 Steamed
    15:48 Reverse Sear
    16:33 Salt Block
    17:27 Skewer
    18:04 Toaster
    18:41 Wine
    19:27 Sous Vide

  • @reinborja
    @reinborja 5 лет назад +203

    Cooks steak in a different way
    Guga: Its missing a crust
    Flamethrower: Ah here we go again

    • @joedelorra1016
      @joedelorra1016 5 лет назад +3

      Kudos to u for watching ur profanity

  • @NoThisIsPatrick94
    @NoThisIsPatrick94 5 лет назад +309

    Our man Guga didn't have to go this hard for us BUT HE DID

    • @IfYouAintFirstYerLast
      @IfYouAintFirstYerLast 5 лет назад +3

      Jonathan Lammey for real. He’s the man we need but don’t deserve

    • @monkpumperify
      @monkpumperify 5 лет назад +1

      He ddnt have to but he did it for us

  • @QuakerB0y
    @QuakerB0y 3 года назад

    I don't ever drool but this channel manages to make me with every video