One thing I like about this over the BA equivalents is that he really tries to make every method work, no matter how ridiculous. He doesn't just take the weird methods as throwaways for video content, he gives everything a real chance.
The biggest gripe I have with food creators is that when they a joke video like this, they always end up wasting food. Even the good ones. This guy is genuinely trying to make even the most batshit hacks work in his own way.
In summary (thanks to Squatter for this list): 0:45 Pan Seared - great 1:45 Dishwasher - surprisingly good, missing a crust, basically a sous vide steak 2:39 Front Sear - great 3:13 Baked - great, missing a crust 3:51 Deep Fry - great, beautiful crust 4:49 Air Frier - not great, missing a crust, flamethrower fixes it but not the best 5:24 Caveman - unique flavour, unevenly cooked, overall great, use lump charcoal and DO NOT use briquettes 6:16 Panini - unevenly cooked, not great but fast and convenient 6:44 Boiled - awful, but can be saved with pan fry 7:34 Smoked - perfectly cooked and unique smoky flavour, missing a crust but doesn't need it 8:07 Butter - awful, waste of butter 8:55 Broiled - uneven cook, missing a crust, flamethrower saves it and makes it taste a little like charcoal 9:49 Car Engine - awful, bad taste, one side is raw 10:45 Salt Crust - not ideal because you have to guess when the steak is ready, for Guga 20 minutes = a little overdone 12:06 Chicken Fried - amazing steak, beautiful crust 13:21 Clothing Iron - surprisingly good, although you can never use that iron for clothes ever again 14:00 Microwave - not a good way to cook steak, but not as bad as it sounds - can be saved by pan frying with butter 15:03 Steamed - awful, no flavour, no crust, should be illegal, can't even be fixed with a flamethrower 15:48 Reverse Sear - beautiful steak, smoky flavour, brings out the seasoning 16:33 Salt Block - perfectly cooked, tastes good, surprisingly missing salt, beware exploding salt blocks 17:27 Skewer - very juicy, great steak 18:04 Toaster - unevenly cooked, tastes awful 18:41 Wine - awful, worst way to cook a steak, no flavour, disgusting 19:27 Sous Vide - wonderful steak, no crust (flamethrower fixes), very consistent
The first time I tried the reverse sear method on a charcoal grill... I was blown away... You have got to try it. I have a simple weber grill, just stack all the coals on one side and you're good! You're setting up the grill to be an oven, a broiler and a bit of a smoker all in one.
practice! i was never good at making steak but i picked up some tips from watching these videos and now I can make a restaurant style steak every time. there are some little tricks that u can do for example u need super high heat to get that nice sear without overcooking it.
My takeaway for my own needs: pan sear or deep fry if I have to cook indoors, skewer over open flame if camping, reverse sear if using my grill or smoker, and if I ever wanna level up I can learn to sous vide and buy a culinary torch for the crust. Awesome. Thank you, Guga!!
@Guga Foods...........I am so glad someone FINALLY said to keep flipping a steak, I have been trying to tell people this for 40 years........great video!
@@AbhishekSubbaiahthen get a college degree have degree in finance or sales agent then go to a business company go on top in employee board (trust me they pay alot for the best) and then you can buy a blow torch and 50 refills cans
In western North Dakota, they have Pitchfork Fondue. They actually use a pitchfork to skewer a steak & deep fry it in a huge cauldron of peanut oil. Delicious.
Guga, with approx 2,000 miles of rive canoe camping at my ripe age of 60. I been using what you call Caveman cooking to my steaks, chicken and pork chops and I have to say it my favorite methods. Not only the woodsy smokey flavor and crust but it is the closest link and connection method of cooking to our early ancestors. I find turning frequently and rotating aids in limiting any burn spots.
It's not very romantic, but "just keep flipping" has earned unprompted positive feedback from my family when grilling hot dogs and burgers as well. I ain't complaining. 👍
I started getting a horse sense for it after half understanding a book (OFAC) that talked about Maillard reactions and how they worked, but I still felt guilty every time.
Amiel when he failed to cook the food: yuck, disgusting, inedible, throw it away! Guga when he failed to cook the food: we could fix this. let me grab my blowtorch.
Waiter: So how would you like your steak? Me: put it in a vacuum sealed bag, toss it in the dishwasher, flamethrower it then perfect. Waiter: ...what the fu-
"As you can see the Germans are shooting at us from their bunker, but I can fire up the flamethrower and fix that real quick. Now the Germans have a crust on them, they are juicy, so juicy."
As soon as i got my smoker set up. I started using it as my oven. And the steaks ive been doing on it have been thr best ive done so far. Usually i do 250* till internal 130* Rest for 8-10minutes While resting i get the grill hot to put a nice sear on each side with some butter to get a nice flame sear about 1.5minutes a side to get that internal to just over 135 area.
2:31 “If I blindfold you and give you this in a restaurant, you would say is a sous-vide steak.” Me, not knowing what sous-vide is or why I've been blindfolded by this random chef: *¿eeeuuuh?*
9:50 Once saw a catastrophic failure using the car engine method. It wasn't a steak, but rather, a can of chicken noodle soup. A friend placed it in an area that was thought to be secure, but it rolled off during the drive and lodged on the exhaust manifold. The heat generated was enough to blow the lid partially off of the can, and soup was covering nearly the entire engine bay.
*grabs flamethrower* Local news station: RUclips Channel "Guga food" is currently under questioning by police as to why he started a forest fire. We are told his only response was "it needed a crust".
My uncle's family has a ranch and we (I live with him) get a cow a year butchered for free. I have to say it tastes a lot better than supermarket steaks, and it has a completely different flavor that is still noticeably beef.
"I know it sounds weird that I deep-fried a steak"
He says after cooking a steak in a dishwasher
Saitama what do you mean I always cook things in dish washers
LingLing Paganini I do it too. It’s normal
Peter Piper nah, the Jacuzzi doesn’t enhance the flavor as much as the dishwasher does
Spaztix If you want flavour than I recommend buying your steak in the ground for a year.
Peter Piper Boi, I cook my steaks in a washing machine. Gives it a pristine taste.
1. Pan seared steak!
2........ DISHWASHER STEAK
Thought my man Guga was gonna give us a smoother ride, man took us to a rollercoaster 😂
hahaha I thought the same !!
I laughed, I cried, I vomited slightly
Zero to LEZZZDOIT 🤣
Justin Limpin dude he using an iron LOL
Fucked Up Steak
Steak without crust: *exists
Flamethrower: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
😂😂
Cal Castanos good spongebob meme
The fact I recognized that spongebob quote is a problem. 🤣🤣
You won the internet xD
Cal Castanos lmaooooooooo from spongebob?
One thing I like about this over the BA equivalents is that he really tries to make every method work, no matter how ridiculous. He doesn't just take the weird methods as throwaways for video content, he gives everything a real chance.
thats what a man of science does. huge respect to him and to you for pointing this out.
Unlike that egg cooking method one lmao
The biggest gripe I have with food creators is that when they a joke video like this, they always end up wasting food. Even the good ones. This guy is genuinely trying to make even the most batshit hacks work in his own way.
Guga's wife : How many steaks are we going to eat for this month?
Guga : Yes
🤣
😆👍 yes
damn Guga's child must have had a cardiac arrest before he was even born
ewww
a dead meme
@Santi12007 Please get help
"There's no crust."
Guga- "so anyway I started blastin".
Lol brother vale reference
Wow so funny
flamin
Comments is my life
The funniest comment I have ever seen honestly thank you for this laugh your the best
I love how it starts off pretty normal with pan seared, then you’re hit with a DISHWASHER right after lmao
things escalated real fast
I turned out great though
@@ceebad8985 you did?
@@desoldier nah
This went from 0 from 100 very fu***ng fast
In summary (thanks to Squatter for this list):
0:45 Pan Seared - great
1:45 Dishwasher - surprisingly good, missing a crust, basically a sous vide steak
2:39 Front Sear - great
3:13 Baked - great, missing a crust
3:51 Deep Fry - great, beautiful crust
4:49 Air Frier - not great, missing a crust, flamethrower fixes it but not the best
5:24 Caveman - unique flavour, unevenly cooked, overall great, use lump charcoal and DO NOT use briquettes
6:16 Panini - unevenly cooked, not great but fast and convenient
6:44 Boiled - awful, but can be saved with pan fry
7:34 Smoked - perfectly cooked and unique smoky flavour, missing a crust but doesn't need it
8:07 Butter - awful, waste of butter
8:55 Broiled - uneven cook, missing a crust, flamethrower saves it and makes it taste a little like charcoal
9:49 Car Engine - awful, bad taste, one side is raw
10:45 Salt Crust - not ideal because you have to guess when the steak is ready, for Guga 20 minutes = a little overdone
12:06 Chicken Fried - amazing steak, beautiful crust
13:21 Clothing Iron - surprisingly good, although you can never use that iron for clothes ever again
14:00 Microwave - not a good way to cook steak, but not as bad as it sounds - can be saved by pan frying with butter
15:03 Steamed - awful, no flavour, no crust, should be illegal, can't even be fixed with a flamethrower
15:48 Reverse Sear - beautiful steak, smoky flavour, brings out the seasoning
16:33 Salt Block - perfectly cooked, tastes good, surprisingly missing salt, beware exploding salt blocks
17:27 Skewer - very juicy, great steak
18:04 Toaster - unevenly cooked, tastes awful
18:41 Wine - awful, worst way to cook a steak, no flavour, disgusting
19:27 Sous Vide - wonderful steak, no crust (flamethrower fixes), very consistent
Thx
Nice bro
@@jinovijigeorge glad it could help ^^
@@jallybwan3767 :D
Lap top steak
This man taught me I severely lack a flamethrower in my life.
burn your problems away
to put a crust on them
I actually bought one after watching this video.
F
Me to sadly where i live o can get one
Cop: Sir, what is this suspicious looking package in your engine.
Me: Dinner
Joe Blow Underrated comment
*Opens the package and splits a steak dinner with the police*
Who said they only like bacon ;D
(It’s a joke y’all don’t eviscerate me pls)
brilliant comment, finally someone not screaming about the flamethrower
This comment deserves more recognition, haha. And believe me, I don't say that often
Damn, that game tonight though :( Zach Smith is not the answer. Never thought I'd see another Tulsa fan on youtube lol
Guga: “This steak has no crust”
Flamethrower: *happiness noise*
Steak: It's getting *HAWT* over here, flamethrower! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@loop5720 "Use me daddy!"
What we learned is that a flamethrower makes the best steak
The first time I tried the reverse sear method on a charcoal grill... I was blown away... You have got to try it. I have a simple weber grill, just stack all the coals on one side and you're good! You're setting up the grill to be an oven, a broiler and a bit of a smoker all in one.
Car: *doesn’t start*
Guga: *grabs blowtorch* “let’s fix it by adding a crust”
Ronnie Dodson thanks for the chuckle
Im the 666 like
Ronnie Dodson , we can fix that
Xanthophobic that’s not nice
Xanthophobic we’ll fix YOU by adding a crust
Waiter: How would you like your steak?
Me: See that car in the parking lot?
Waiter: Say no more
Guilherme pestana LMAOO
Ken Taro LoL 😂
No, not the mustang, the blue toyota
Thanks for the laugh 😂
Lmao hahahahaha
Chef Guga' Daughter: "Dad my boyfriend just cheated on me."
Chef Guga: "So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work."
ItsRoskull lol
Miss Ann Thrope Jesus your channels giving me mixed signals
oh yeah much better
@Miss Ann Thrope Is that Moonlight Cookie as a human?
Lol
This man took 2 years of his life expectancy for eating that engine steak
Mad respects my guy
death speedrun
@@username_7642 great strategy, definitely would rank it above smoking cigarettes in the strategy tier list
Gordon Ramsay: “ The steak is fookin raw!”
Chef Guga: * grabs flamethrower* “Let’s see if we can fix that.”
*Lets dew et**
Shit's still bloody.
I had a Gordon Ramsey ad lol
*rock music starts playing*
guga really seems to enjoy his steak raw
This mans mastery of steak-cooking amazes me. Every steak he makes looks incredible, I don’t know how he does it.
Bot Ski I don’t think you saw the boiled steak lol
practice! i was never good at making steak but i picked up some tips from watching these videos and now I can make a restaurant style steak every time. there are some little tricks that u can do for example u need super high heat to get that nice sear without overcooking it.
Fletched true lol
Use a flamethrower
Flamethrower
Daughter: Dad my boyfriend cheated on me!!!
Guga: So I grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work
Put a crust on that cheating boyfriend
@@legatelanius9172 Guga: As soon i sliced it up, it is a good way to cook a cheating boyfriend
lol
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😆
Bruh my gf has a twin sister and they share the same bed next day i got the sister pregnant so i ran away
Even though I’m sick and it’s 1:23am I’m still here. Dizzy and starving watching guga cook steak
Literally me right now, at the exact time 💀
Man that boiled steak brought tears to my eyes. That was one of the saddest looking steaks.
Same
Needs to be boiled hard in milk and served with jelly beans. Only way to do it.
@@warthoggunner yeah it goes well with pickle cereal
How to ruin a perfect steak 101
@@warthoggunner God I hate Europe
Ganas de comer kk
this can mean 2 different things
Ahahah
Saucerthansauce lol
Guga: let’s fix this *adds crust*
these first 2 comment seem like tumblr posts
Gugas little kid: I cut my leg
Guga: **grabs flame thrower** let’s fix that with a little crust
😂😂😂👍
As you can see it is really tender and all the juice is comin’ out. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
Kevin Khang BROOOOOOOOOOO
Did you add sauce
Crust is life
@@torresnguyen851 of course
My takeaway for my own needs: pan sear or deep fry if I have to cook indoors, skewer over open flame if camping, reverse sear if using my grill or smoker, and if I ever wanna level up I can learn to sous vide and buy a culinary torch for the crust. Awesome. Thank you, Guga!!
Bro, you can sousvide on the stove, and buy a propane landscape torch from Harbor Freight. Go get em!
0:43 - Pan Seared
1:44 - Dishwasher
2:38 - Front Sear
3:12 - Baked
3:50 - Deep Fry
4:48 - Air Fryer
5:23 - Caveman
6:16 - Panini
6:44 - Boiled
7:34 - Smoked
8:07 - Butter
8:56 - Broiled
9:49 - Car Engine
10:45 - Salt Crust
12:07 - Chicken Fried
13:22 - Iron
14:00 - Microwave
15:03 - Steamed
15:48 - Reverse Sear
16:33 - Salt Block
17:27 - Skewer
18:05 - Toaster
18:41 - Wine
19:28 - The Guga Method
Thank you
This needs to be the top comment guys, do your part and like it.
" The Guga Method "
Sous Vide
Alfred Wong your horny
"man, why is there an iron in the kitchen?"
"Oh, that's my _meat iron_ "
54 likes no reply :/
I would marry her in a heartbeat.
"Wait till you see my cooking v12"
Oh, that's for ironing my meat
Yosua Mokalu :(
"How would you like your steak, ma'am?"
*"Dishwasher."*
lol
Car engine when I’m feelin fancy.
@@robertandrews8422 lol
With a touch of flame thrower
I REALLY want to try this!
It's great that you are actually trying to make each of these work giving each method a fair chance. All too many similar videos don't even try.
Damn, Imagine the amount of effort given to this video
You have no idea.
Imagine the effort to try to choke down a few of those methods... 😲
@@GugaFoods Yes, but I am sure the struggle is worth it! Rough testing LOLOLOL
Damn imagine the people eating the steak
And money
Me:Why is there so much traffic?
Police:Some guy is flipping his steak.
Quatific 😂
Quatific 😂😂😂
It's not a joke! You need to get the crust too.
Grab your flamethrower and put it to work guys!
I was pretty confused by the comment when I scrolled down before that part of the video lol.
@@BtotheDon12 lul
Me: this steak doesn’t taste good
Guga: lets soak it in 4 tbsp of butter and torch it. Fixed.
😂😂
And if you don’t get the butter flavor just poor some diabetic blood in there quicker then eating 90% butter and10% steak
@Guga Foods...........I am so glad someone FINALLY said to keep flipping a steak, I have been trying to tell people this for 40 years........great video!
Guga: "It's not a great steak."
Steak: "Oh yeah? Well what're you gonna do about-"
Guga: "So I got my flamethrower."
Steak:oh no not that thing
Anyway i started blasting
Ooooh burn
😂😂
And it tastes absolutely delicious
Most importantly, I learned that my life is severely missing a flamethrower.
Just buy a blow torch and 50 refill cans
@@snifey7694 Man, I don't think I can just buy it off Amazon here :S
@@AbhishekSubbaiahthen get a college degree have degree in finance or sales agent then go to a business company go on top in employee board (trust me they pay alot for the best) and then you can buy a blow torch and 50 refills cans
Also better have pills on ya or not you go in a stress coma
@@snifey7694 Erm, yeah; I have all of the above. I was talking about availability, not cost.
In either case, a joke; good day to you.
Waiter: how would you like your steak
Me: *I think I would like it ironed*
Me too
Ya I'll get the same too
Ryan Lewis how about u stop being a salty ass bitch cause ur jealous
'Dishwashered'
Ryan Lewis Waiter: How would you like your comment?
Ryan Lewis: Very salty
That deep fried steak looks heavenly oh my god
Steak: *lacks crust*
Flamethrower: *Allow me to introduce myself*
allow me to introduce myself too...
quick chat though, I broke your no-reply comment with likes...
LMFAO
Flamethrower: My Name is HOV!
Oh, yeah! It's fixed. It is *much* better!
Love your pfp
*makes multiple amzing juicy ,grilled,cooked and fried steaks*
feeds family microwaved steak
Look at all these juices: blood from steak not cooked all the way
Your profile pic turned me gay
@@gruwithagun5462 are you 12?
@@gruwithagun5462 😂
@@hvtc9364
Nope
"So how would you like your steak done?"
"Dishwasher"
"What?"
"YOU HEARD ME"
Ngl, looks perfect for a bachelor that ran out of coals
I'm more impressed it worked moreso than the fact he did it.
"I did, and I was hoping I didn't."
Lol
“Rarity?”
“Soap”
In western North Dakota, they have Pitchfork Fondue. They actually use a pitchfork to skewer a steak & deep fry it in a huge cauldron of peanut oil. Delicious.
Great memories there
I would commit an unknown amount of crimes to have that
@@EstebanGilChillington why commit crimes, just buy the stuff and try it out yourself
"Dad, why you name my sister rose?"
"because your mom loves roses"
"anyway, i love you dad"
"i love you too crust"
BRUHH LMAO 💀
Crust is a good name ngl
100
@@kortojoz, the name crusty exists lol
Crustian
I never met a guy who talks so passionately about steaks...
Until now
Guga is brazilian. We love food and i mean REAL food not that fast food you guys have its our way
Check out Adam ragusea and that outlook will change.
Paulo Braga common stereo type that all americans like fast food poggers
@@steelywheeleyautomobiley8311 Yup I watch him he is what RUclipsrs should talk like tbh
Sssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"It's missing something...
... So I took out my flamethrower!"
Ryan Douangphachanh my girlfriend was missing something so I took out a flame thrower
My mom missing something...
.... So i took out my flamethrower!
i missed class
.... so i took out my flamethrower
This gon be a meme i know it
my room mate felt cold
so i took out a flamethrower
now hes got a nice crust
but hes not moving
honestly, every shot of the grill made my mouth water. there is NOTHING quite like a grilled steak.
He is secretly flexing his knives on us.
Nah, he’s flexing his blowtorch.
Indeed
Naa he's flexing his different types of grills
he flexed his car
You can buy them he put all the equipment he used in the description. He’s a cool guy like that
“Dad my back hurts”
-“Don’t worry I’ll fix it”
**puts a crust on it**
No more likes, it's perfect
“I know your back doesn’t feel good right now.. BUT WATCH THIS!”
ha 😕
You forgot the step where he grabbed the flame thrower
Zturtt Games **online clases posture mode**
😐: “Bro, why did you put steak in a dishwasher”
😤: *“How dare you call my sous vide maker a dishwasher!”*
Step bro why are u in the dishwasher?!?!
So he puts his steak in the dish washer..AND he shouts at him. Yea he’s definitely the one to be mad
@@justakidcooking2926 oh god...
@Pewdiepie
@@justakidcooking2926 👁👁 uh oh
Guga, with approx 2,000 miles of rive canoe camping at my ripe age of 60. I been using what you call Caveman cooking to my steaks, chicken and pork chops and I have to say it my favorite methods. Not only the woodsy smokey flavor and crust but it is the closest link and connection method of cooking to our early ancestors. I find turning frequently and rotating aids in limiting any burn spots.
Friend: “Bro this steak is amazing, how’d you make it?”
Me: “... Dish washer?”
"Perfectly cooked", there's still blood in it how the hell can you eat that?
Charro Chacallo i dunno man, it's as if it was raw before
Charro Chacallo and well-done steaks just taste disgusting, it's so hard to swallow
@@dvorak826 But atleast I aint eating any pink meat.
I love my steak very rare , the blood makes it better in my opinion
Supplier: Why are you buying 25 steaks?
Guga: My goals are beyond your understanding.
Ethan Parks “Honey, I gotta get through social distancing somehow”
idk man is this a flash reference?
Supplier wouldn't be suprised by someone ordering 25 pieces of steak.
inSane yeah reverse flash said it
JamTheJam i thought ao
The moral of the story is that if you have a problem add a crust to it
Reddude256 *picks up a bully at school to put him in dads barbeque and give him a crust*
@@blurr5148 what else are you supposed to do?
Unless it's an STD
:))))
Justin Vaughn *crusty*
I’m blown away about how good that dishwasher steak looks
I must say, the "Just keep flipping" technique is awesome, I've got the most consistent results with it so far and my family loves it
I cant believe i been cooking steaks wrong, and thing is my fam loves my cooking. Well....wait till i learn this.
It's not very romantic, but "just keep flipping" has earned unprompted positive feedback from my family when grilling hot dogs and burgers as well. I ain't complaining. 👍
I started getting a horse sense for it after half understanding a book (OFAC) that talked about Maillard reactions and how they worked, but I still felt guilty every time.
Amiel when he failed to cook the food: yuck, disgusting, inedible, throw it away!
Guga when he failed to cook the food: we could fix this. let me grab my blowtorch.
I like that Guga seasons his food
Amiel only used salt and called that seasoning 🤦♀️
If you think I'm gonna sit there and watch a 20 min video of a guy cooking steak...
*you're damn right*
I knew it
LoL 😂 I did👍🏽
Esse Hache especially at 3am with school tommorow
Justin Racine e x a c t l y
@@bruhb6427 culinary school?
I watched one of his videos today for the first time and now I’m hooked! He’s such a likable dude and amazing chef!
What I have learnt today!
A good steak is a crust 👏
All you need is flametrower.
"It's not a great way to cook a steak...but don't worry!"
*Pulls out handy dandy Flame Thrower
"This is now a good steak."
Waiter: So how would you like your steak?
Me: put it in a vacuum sealed bag, toss it in the dishwasher, flamethrower it then perfect.
Waiter: ...what the fu-
Lol
I want to do that now
Umithe8bitneko hahahaha
Umithe8bitneko
News: restaurant burns down due to flamethrower.
It look tasty tho lmao
I gotta try the deep fried steak! I will say, the pan seared steak I’d recommend to anyone. It’s always been my tried and true method! Never fails me
Guga *puts a steak in low orbit over the sun*
"Oh yeah, this is definitely a good way to cook a steak, but still needs a good crust"
The heat of the sun would already give it a crust though.
@@f3p but still needs a better crust
Grab a blow torch
@@pshmps1836 lol
Now thats phenomenal
Waiter: how would you like ur steak cooked?
Me: go ahead and throw it in the dishwasher please and thank you
stick it in the waffle iron please
stick it in a car engine please
mr.shotgun throw it in a flamethrower please
@@jyn1253 waiter, can you also throw this in the flamethrower?
* takes out ice age baby*
Damnit ice age baby you’re everywhere
*WW2 Exists*
Chef Great-grandpa Guga: "So I just grabbed my flamethrower and put it to work"
Lord Akira
Guga: lets fix WW2 by putting a crust on it with my flamethrower
"As you can see the Germans are shooting at us from their bunker, but I can fire up the flamethrower and fix that real quick. Now the Germans have a crust on them, they are juicy, so juicy."
J. Jonah Jameson wait wtf I just finished marvels spider man on PS4
Japanese barbeque!
@@CCK-jd8nc its just a german bbq then wtf
The quality here so much better than celebrity chefs. Good Food program
I literally winced when you said “boiled steak.” 😧
Oh hi LPL!
In my country we boil meat
Rekt Erdi wait u eat it like a steak or use it in stews
He literally cooked steak with an iron and a dishwasher and you winced at boiled steak 😂
Oh hi LockPickingLawyer... Btw what is winced?
Friends: "Where are you going"
Me: "I gotta flip the steak in my car engine"
Cousin Eddie on meat!
Friends: “Why not a dishwasher?”
SF3L I live in a car for god sakes David and I just wanna spoil myself a little tonight.
Friends: "What's this wonderful caramel glaze?"
Me: "oh, that's motor oil"
Sounds like something Dwight would do.
*Guga sees a steak without a crust.*
guga with a a flamethrower:
So anyways a started blasting.
Haha funny meme
Lol
Man, he got right to the point.
An incredibly admirable thing to do
Guga: “season with anything you want but salt, you’re cooking on a salt block dude”
Also Guga: “steak is lacking salt”
We all make mistakes
- . -..-..--.-..-.-.-.-.-..-.--.--.-
Thanks
My parents are getting a divorce.
Let’s see if we can save their marriage by putting a crust on it.
I hope you are just joking
@@Arwandy_ bruh
*Get's Flamethrower*
Tell me if it works
MMMMMMM CRISPY
75% of the video : there's no crust
*Gets flamethrower*
🤣🤣🤣
Pyro's side job
Lmao
Lul
As soon as i got my smoker set up. I started using it as my oven. And the steaks ive been doing on it have been thr best ive done so far. Usually i do 250* till internal 130*
Rest for 8-10minutes
While resting i get the grill hot to put a nice sear on each side with some butter to get a nice flame sear about 1.5minutes a side to get that internal to just over 135 area.
Son: dad why are having steak for 25 days
Dad: you wouldn’t get it
😅🤣
wat
My Goals are beyond your understanding
Ah yes, I English difficult yes.
I wouldn’t complain
Waiter: how would you like your steak?
Guga: A crust
Only. The crust.
And. just the crust.
Steak: Not crusty
Guga and his blowtorch: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Lol
Someone: *breaks into Guga’s house*
Guga: **grabs flamethrower** let’s fix that with a little crust
I like how is he explaining how to make a boiled steak like someone is gonna try it
TheDiamond ذا دايموند just for become the steak eating challenge
Don’t you just love your steak extra watery? /j
My mum does this 😰I hate it of course
@@tomauromoutostring You sure she's not trying to kill you?
He used way too much water. One quarter of a glass is enough.
2:31 “If I blindfold you and give you this in a restaurant, you would say is a sous-vide steak.”
Me, not knowing what sous-vide is or why I've been blindfolded by this random chef: *¿eeeuuuh?*
Funnily enough "sous-vide" is french for "under vacuum" , so the dishwasher method was actually sous-vide with extra steps :)
@Seamus Chase sous vide isn't making the crust, it's just cooking it edge to edge.
@@ham856 isn't that what he said lol
@@milesprower3957 I know, but I said it isn't making a crust aswell
*surrounds steak in hand warmers*
“This is an amazing way to cook a steak”
Lol
The commit 😅
This comment is too underrated 🤣
This deserves an award
Eewww so good🤢🤮🤢
The best video on cooking steak.
Therapist: you’ll be fine without it
Guga: I NEED MY FLAMETHROWER
A therapist wouldn't say that
Underrated
Bubble Bass it’s a joke buddy...
Bubble Bass r/wooosh
Doctor: Im sorry to inform you the cancer has spread, and your odds of recovering are slim.
Guga Foods: Lets try to put a crust on it.
. . .
Ok 👍
I’m going to reply again in 5 days
The Gunslinger Ok cya then👍
Oh hi
*microwave steak*
GORDON RAMSEY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Lol
Gord’s gonna fockin kill’im mate
Sarcalogos Tortolero LMFAOOOOO
@@Avaxar haha very Original
@@Avaxar haha wut
9:50 Once saw a catastrophic failure using the car engine method. It wasn't a steak, but rather, a can of chicken noodle soup. A friend placed it in an area that was thought to be secure, but it rolled off during the drive and lodged on the exhaust manifold. The heat generated was enough to blow the lid partially off of the can, and soup was covering nearly the entire engine bay.
Wife: Honey, why is the dishwasher runnung the whole day? And why are both cars running in the garage.
Me: Where's the iron?
Any steak + FLAMETHROWER = a WONDERFUL way to cook a steak!
Enjoy your boiled / microwaved steak. You disgust me......
Except steamed
Doctor: Sir You Have Cancer
Guga: I can fix it *grabs flamethrower*
A permanent cure
Needs some crust to my cancer
Doctor : Are you ready to begin chemo?
Gaga : lets dew et
Kills doctor
omfg YES FINALLY THE VERY FIRST METHOD IS MY PATENTED ONE! GUGA WORSHIPS MY METHOD!
@PersonWithAKnife sorry i been doing that since before that mofo was born shut ya mouth clown
If he becomes a vegan.. this broccoli could do with some crust
LOL, underrated.
*grabs flamethrower*
Local news station: RUclips Channel "Guga food" is currently under questioning by police as to why he started a forest fire. We are told his only response was "it needed a crust".
James Webb haha
*Drinks water *
Chef Guga: there's no crust grabs *flamethrower*
This deserves more likes😂🤣
There's no crust grabs
Dony Swervo this is a great way to cook a steak
Needs some Napalm
"NOW WE ARE TALKING"
This guy can’t live without a flame thrower
Hes a burner guy
And the downside of that is, like what?
Actually, it is VERY useful instrument on a professional kitchen. Some of my collegues even done some desinsection after the end of workday with it.
@@geraldcreager4432 1
It’s not a flame thrower lol it’s a blow torch.
My uncle's family has a ranch and we (I live with him) get a cow a year butchered for free. I have to say it tastes a lot better than supermarket steaks, and it has a completely different flavor that is still noticeably beef.
pan seared 0:44
dishwasher 1:44
front sear 2:38
baked 3:12
deep fried 3:49
air fried 4:47
caveman 5:23
panini 6:16
boiled 6:44
smoked 7:34
butter 8:07
broiled 8:55
car engine 9:47
salt crust 10:45
chicken fried 12:06
clothing iron 13:21
microwave 13:58
steamed 15:03
reversed seared 15:46
salt block 16:33
skewer 17:26
toaster 18:03
wine 18:41
sous vide 19:27
🥩
You will go down as a hero, my friend.
@@ericscreeper youre welcome 😃
You put boiled twice you know. You meant broiled right?
@@DeathBYDesign666 changed that, thx
No problem! Easy mistake to make though!
*goes from pan seared steak to dishwasher steak*
that escalated quickly
Appropriate profile pic
@AAAnt M it's similar to sous vide since it uses hot water. The water is heated and sprayed throughout the washer which in turn cooks the steak.
Breckin Brees-roach hehe
From sear-o to dishwasher
@AAAnt M They have a heated drying cycle after blasting it with hot water for several minutes.
My personal favorites jet engine and magnifying glass were missing but still a great video
😭😭
How do you not like _Earth Core Steak?_
What about lava
What about exploding gunpowder
What about the Big Bang?
I like this, it actually provides info on how you can make it work with many various tools, I dig it. :)
0:45 Pan Seared
1:45 Dishwasher
2:39 Front Sear
3:13 Baked
3:51 Deep Fry
4:49 Air Frier
5:24 Caveman
6:16 Panini
6:44 Boiled
7:34 Smoked
8:07 Butter
8:55 Broiled
9:49 Car Engine
10:45 Salt Crust
12:06 Chicken Fried
13:21 Clothing Iron
14:00 Microwave
15:03 Steamed
15:48 Reverse Sear
16:33 Salt Block
17:27 Skewer
18:04 Toaster
18:41 Wine
19:27 Sous Vide
Thank you so much
Thank you
Thanks bro
You deserve more likes bro
Thanks 😊
Cooks steak in a different way
Guga: Its missing a crust
Flamethrower: Ah here we go again
Kudos to u for watching ur profanity
Our man Guga didn't have to go this hard for us BUT HE DID
Jonathan Lammey for real. He’s the man we need but don’t deserve
He ddnt have to but he did it for us
I don't ever drool but this channel manages to make me with every video