the red scene of jude murray hanging is what was actually supposed to happen, however it was his wife who did it while he tried to escape. explaining the "it was supposed to be you" message.
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
I’ve said it before but I’ll repeat it. The scariest thing about Mandela Catalogue is how early in human history the Alternates infiltrated humanity. Our downfall was long coming in that universe.
That final bit of N (the half faced alternate) distorting his face while Jude watched in horror was freaky. Alex has come a long way from big eyed Jesus to…this
theory. The lamb is actually the first alternate. We see the lamb has died and Gabriel brings it back but the shepherd keeps saying it's acting weirdly or different. Then in the scene at the farmer's house, the lamb changes and disfigured. Maybe the first alternates took a while to posses the body of the thing they killed, or maybe Gabriel was waiting for the right moment to create it.
I love how I keep getting the slightest glimpse of information about the slop subject of the day in the thumbnail, and the most vague video title ever and I still click.
the alternates not speaking normally was always one of the creepiest parts, the glitching and pitch changing weren't just on video, they genuinely sound like that...yet now we hear an example of alternates sounding TOO normal with not-thatcher here, it's even creepier in my opinion since we the viewers know, they don't...at least with the glitchy ones you can tell it's wrong
I was scared that mandela catalogue fell off, glad people are noticing it now. When vol. 333 came out everyone went crazy over it so I got a bad feeling.
the sheep is on refrence to adam, the girl was his wife who died and then juda was the guy watching the sheep grow up and thinking something was off, again tbe woman said fhe sheep was perfect showing that adams mother was blind to ehat was happening and in deneil
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts. Also, hair bad
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
Well yea he was manipulating cosplayers to send him ludes and dress like his favorite characters and then ghosting them/verbally abusing them. My friend was one of them I've seen all of the screenshots the dude seems like a bit of a manipulative sociopath tbh. but he wasn't touching kids so honestly not being cancelled is fine w me, the allegations aren't wild tho
Yea, absolutely adore how there are cuts every few seconds, especially where they are not needed. I get it, people with short attention span wouldn't be able to watch silence for more than 2 seconds, but there are cuts where they are not needed at all.
About Mandela that is. I mean, I get some cuts, to make viewer be curious to check out Mandela themselves, if they want to see all of it. But most of those cuts, just cut out few seconds of silence, which drives me nuts to see cuts every single time character takes a pause, even if just for a second. Plus some interesting moments were cut out. For example - the moment where N (the Alternate that appears at the end) enters the house. It is a rather disturbing silent moment, slowness of which - made on purpose, to be more tense. But here we have cuts here and there, absolutely ruining Alex's and his team jobs, just cause being silent is not viable I suppose.
9:12 Why is there a subtitle that says "Machinery" when she never even said that word LOL. Also, interesting different spellings there is it "Ferazapam" according to the ad or is it "Farzam"? I love having two choices. What is XR tablets? Is it an acronym for "Xtreme Rectum" meaning these will be giant pills to put up your pie hole? Kind of looks like a clay-mation MoistCritical. I guess it was only a matter of time until that happened.
I'm glad the allegations against Alex Kister got sorted out and he isn't some kind of predator.
I'm surprised more commentary channels didn't talk about the allegations. This is the first time I'm hearing about Alex's response
So what happened? I kind of got lost in the sauce and stopped paying attention.
At least he didnt pull a dr disrespect 😭🙏
I watched a video on the whole thing, the accuser is an absolute scumbag honestly. I'm glad Alex cleared his name
Really glad… I actually believed it though.
funny how pyro is not shy to appear in stream wearing boxers in a chat full of gooners but then be shy about showing his feet
Nah, he just knows that there is someone crazy enough to pay him 1k to do it
the maid dress stream probably caused that
moses parted that hair
this is an amazing comment
I agree
Stolen joke rip jojo
Still funny
@@mintboy460least funny joke
the red scene of jude murray hanging is what was actually supposed to happen, however it was his wife who did it while he tried to escape. explaining the "it was supposed to be you" message.
Oh wow that’s crazy
Crazy Mandela situation
Arriba España
Viva España
@@obliqua7169 entre reales me encuentro
@@obliqua7169 entre reales me encuentro
craziest alternate ever eats sand
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
Nahh, Imma do my own thing
It’s funny, keep going
@@RandomX708 "Its worse than the uttp" Good one bro
@@RandomX708 yeah yeah I know, youre quite the jokester, you totally meme'd it RandomX708!
Man. Replying to myself feels very weird.
I’ve said it before but I’ll repeat it. The scariest thing about Mandela Catalogue is how early in human history the Alternates infiltrated humanity. Our downfall was long coming in that universe.
With that hairstyle, Pyro is prob an alternate
no way is any alternate going to copy that hair
Pyro looks like he wants to mimic Thatcher
25:22 is when the video ends incase anyone wants to skip it.
Thanks, i needed this
God, you're a life saver thx
thanks had trouble skipping
W
thx soo much rlly needed this :D
I like to imagine that all that time stream was turned off and Pyro is jus being schizo by talking to himself
What stream
@REvoLverj98 is this true ?
@@TheFalseShepphard probably just a joke, the only "farm" about him is the horribly sowed field on his head
@@TheFalseShepphardaint no way you're that dumb lol
Who else up Mandeling their Catalogue rn?
Dude I Alex kistered all over the place
so cool when adam said: "i'm the mandela catalogue" and catalogued every alternate
@@Daiyamaruu 💀💀
That final bit of N (the half faced alternate) distorting his face while Jude watched in horror was freaky. Alex has come a long way from big eyed Jesus to…this
"the mandela catalogue situtation is crazy"
Pyro Inflation plush when
I'd buy a Pyro balloon ngl
Is the inflation thing a real fetish of his
I'd love to get one.
I need something to punch when I gamer rage
@@ANormalHuman1220 👁👄👁
a full body pillow of him when he recently dressed like a woman, i’d buy 🥶
Pyro not showing his feet is proof he is an alternate. You see, they are unnatural and disproportionate, so he’s hiding them so we don’t notice
Pyro's back to drain the horror of another analog horror content
Having to watch pyro content is scary enough
theory. The lamb is actually the first alternate. We see the lamb has died and Gabriel brings it back but the shepherd keeps saying it's acting weirdly or different. Then in the scene at the farmer's house, the lamb changes and disfigured. Maybe the first alternates took a while to posses the body of the thing they killed, or maybe Gabriel was waiting for the right moment to create it.
13:05 that looks like the scene from the Sopranos where Tony has a dream about his mother staring at him from the stairs
Imagime if gabriel from ultrakill was canon in mandela catalog
I love claymation tomar being in the Mandela catalogue
hello fellow tomar abuse survivor
Careful if tomar sees this there will be hell to pay
Tomar was the shepherd and Jaxxy was the farmer
Adam Murray - Adam
Eveline - Eve
Jude Murray - Judas
See the symbols connecting with the clay animation and mandela?
I love how I keep getting the slightest glimpse of information about the slop subject of the day in the thumbnail, and the most vague video title ever and I still click.
gabriel did the nicest thing in whole series
YOU INSIGN
NIFICANT F
UCK
! THIS IS NOT OVER
tf are you guys saying
12 Smagle dobs in 3 Minutes? Throw up
Fly at 0:13
Probably the best installment yet
Ong
the alternates not speaking normally was always one of the creepiest parts, the glitching and pitch changing weren't just on video, they genuinely sound like that...yet now we hear an example of alternates sounding TOO normal with not-thatcher here, it's even creepier in my opinion since we the viewers know, they don't...at least with the glitchy ones you can tell it's wrong
4 views in 41 hairlines + 4 product placements.. so pyro
so pyro, we did it, we reached 4 views
He oils up and get 2m
*Guido Mista would like to know your location*
The New Mandela County situation is Crazy
9:35 Age of Empires 4 sheep sound. My immersion is shattered
Wake up the old man pyro we need more podcasts
guys, i stubbed my toe, this is so much more important than the video and i hope people will support me.
Fuck man did you get to the hospital in time :(
I just Mandelad all over my catalogue inside my kister
Can you pixel all over my Kane in the backrooms? I'm very lonely
I have unknow my ingly With the man in the suit
The Minnesota bit scared me more than any scare this series has had so far
feed me more daily slop pyro
some of the animation is made by teenage disaster/thorne baker who was also a cameo in the cruelty squad video
I wasnt expecting to see solid JJ in a mandela catalogue
The highway number is actually a reference to Pyro. It’s the weight of the skinniest character he’s ever commissioned
I can’t lie it’s crazy that this video is shorter than the one he’s reacting to, he wasn’t a tangent Timmy with this one
1 minute is crazy work
Self oof is the best thing so far this week
I was scared that mandela catalogue fell off, glad people are noticing it now. When vol. 333 came out everyone went crazy over it so I got a bad feeling.
the sheep is on refrence to adam, the girl was his wife who died and then juda was the guy watching the sheep grow up and thinking something was off, again tbe woman said fhe sheep was perfect showing that adams mother was blind to ehat was happening and in deneil
"Begin anew" *(has flashbacks to CH/SS)*
hotdog shirt
multiple glizzies on his body 🫦
this is the type of game that if you play it high you'll literally understand nothing and remember it as a fever dream, that's IF you remember
This is literally not a game lmfao
skibidi slop yes yes!
Nice pfp
erm.... What the slop
Yeaaaa No Wonder God Left Us.
pfp would
When petscope 2 Pyro
thumbnail with tiltle looks like pyro is happy hes being haunted again
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
Also, hair bad
its fucking 4 am for me bro and then this drops
Booker hasn't been looking great since Bioshock Infinite.
At least he's an agent now
Pyro aren't you the one who killed a family of 4 between a hit and run that shit still gives me the giggle after all these year's.
Pyro, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.
You should link the video you are watching in the description
It’s the Mandela catalogue bro, it ain’t that niche
Sorry i didn't mean to click on this
The fact that her watched the relocation services bit withought making a breaking bad refrence is crazy to me.
You know we haven't seen pyro and Alex in the same room before could be the same person
Didn’t they try to cancel the guy who made Mandela? Absolutely wild
Well yea he was manipulating cosplayers to send him ludes and dress like his favorite characters and then ghosting them/verbally abusing them. My friend was one of them I've seen all of the screenshots the dude seems like a bit of a manipulative sociopath tbh. but he wasn't touching kids so honestly not being cancelled is fine w me, the allegations aren't wild tho
@@14ryman me when i lie
@@14rymanwasn’t he proven innocent
@@14rymanI think my bulls**t detector is going off
@@14ryman Hes lying everyone. the allegations have been cleared
Biltema korv drip goes crazy
we are so back
5:10 PYRO UNDERWEAR PYRO UNDERWEAR
15:38 Please don't self-harm! ❤
🕊️RIP PYRO FLY HIGH🕊️
You should sell character balloons, no particular reason why.
came here just hoping he would say how much the shot at 8:23 looks like Philip Carvel lol
Pyro managed to make the video not reach the 30 yappin' minutes mark. Congrats
Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real
im watching this at 3 am and i am terrified for the first time watching something with mr. in le head
Thank you for the delicious Mandela reaction slop pyro
Shoutout to the bug flying around in the background at the start
4:12 no they aren’t, all the videos are filmed from pyro’s height. All the alternates are just average height.
Why does Pyro's hair look like every Karen hair ever
it doesnt matter if he fell off or not, i still will not be watching pyro
20:31 Its that sheep that got up.
sorry Pyro bro, I'm not watching this video until daddy Wendy makes one
Ah the steamer job must be nice... No pants kinda day
new pyro mansion reveal
there is a dmz in your hair
HELL YEAH PYRO YOU DA GOAT
everytime his room changes his hair gets worse
If you don’t stop pausing every ten seconds istg im leaking timestamps of every slur on the main channel don’t test me pyro
We’ve already seen them, no one cares
10:21 that ''you are the holy spirit'' guy sounds like english dub Gojo
4 views in 50 seconds bro has normal viewership
Only pyrocynical fans would see protein as a bad thing
The Bully background music is so good 🤓👇😀🙏🏻😄😚
It's just me noticing that his hair kinda looks like thatcher's.
Pyro, if you want to go frame by frame use the keys
20:30 that thing was hus lamb but distorted
The Hairline Catalogue
I think the Claymation part was actually done in blender
Never trust auto-generated captions
A fact that Pyro will never learn due to him constantly using them and relying on them
did hiremepyro edit this
Pyro looks like he could use some protein
Ugandan knuckles in 2024..... Cringe
The stop motions parts are awesome but jesus these green screen moments are goofy
Fr
3k views in 7 minutes, bros making a comeback
would love pyro to watch alex bales spongebob theorys
Yea, absolutely adore how there are cuts every few seconds, especially where they are not needed. I get it, people with short attention span wouldn't be able to watch silence for more than 2 seconds, but there are cuts where they are not needed at all.
Mandela or pyrocynical? Which one are you talking about?
About Mandela that is. I mean, I get some cuts, to make viewer be curious to check out Mandela themselves, if they want to see all of it. But most of those cuts, just cut out few seconds of silence, which drives me nuts to see cuts every single time character takes a pause, even if just for a second. Plus some interesting moments were cut out. For example - the moment where N (the Alternate that appears at the end) enters the house. It is a rather disturbing silent moment, slowness of which - made on purpose, to be more tense. But here we have cuts here and there, absolutely ruining Alex's and his team jobs, just cause being silent is not viable I suppose.
9:12 Why is there a subtitle that says "Machinery" when she never even said that word LOL. Also, interesting different spellings there is it "Ferazapam" according to the ad or is it "Farzam"? I love having two choices. What is XR tablets? Is it an acronym for "Xtreme Rectum" meaning these will be giant pills to put up your pie hole? Kind of looks like a clay-mation MoistCritical. I guess it was only a matter of time until that happened.
Automatic subtitles on youtube are a creation of the devil.
Under 10 minutes and on my front page woahhh