Pyrocynical Reacts to The Mandela Catalog! (All episodes)
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- I liked the bit with the cat and the heavy breathing
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“I am inside your home” yeah buddy me too you’re not special
I’m in your walls, living behind the fridge
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you get me a drink then
@@ididntaskverified3663 can you figure out if the lights inside the fridge actually turns off hen I close the door?
@@toeseater2855 they stay on in models Past 2014 and Sony smart fridges
This comment made me laugh way too hard
Literally bursts into laughter as soon as he sees a cat, Pyro really hasn't changed
From laughing at a disabled cat in a wheelchair to chonky walkin cat
cat????? cry of fear reference
@@oliverraistrick5174 utopia reference, but I think hes referring to the cat in the wheelchair meme lol
1:30:23
Tru
i love watching pyro laugh at a cat for 20 minutes,just like old times
Oh no that IS old times now isn’t it
@Best 🅥 no
I have no idea who makes the thumbnails for this channel, but they're doing a bang-up job.
Their Twitter is in description
@@lunamanceranimation Thanks a bunch! Can't believe I didn't notice...
@@davidwilson2916 np ^^
the way jonah screams, "shut the fuck up" when he runs away sends chills down my spine
Where
@@cactoose2 1:13:56
it reminds me of smosh for some reason
@@sharpneedle6063brain rot
The sus faces are just funny out of context but to be honest, at like 3 am shit hits different.
Exactly
The elongated pupils in a lot of the eyes always remind me of the "pie eyes" from old animated films.
Maybe I just try too hard to immerse myself in these videos because I never really find the faces explicitly funny.
@@zenixkiryu I think it has a lot to do with how you got exposed to it, if you first saw it in a meme thats supposed to be funny you are not gonna be as freaked out by it as if you watched it first on the video
Do NOT watch Jerma985 at 3AM guys!
Fun fact at 1:14:26 Juna actually dies because his hungry bars are empty. He didn't get the pizza in time mission failed.
Someone should make a “Jonah Simulator” where you just sit in a van and say stuff to Adam until your ‘hungry bar’ depletes and you get a mission failed
Mandela catalogue video game but you can circumvent the entirety of Volume 2 by getting a pizza before going
Jonah*
“Juna”
How the hell did you get “Juna”
I love how Pyro goes to the effort to record introductions to the vods.
THAT'S WHY PYRO'S THE GOAT! *THE GOAT!*
???
@@envi1108 it did it twice
The scariest part is how the creatures are so certain that Mark is going to kill himself any time now, and that nothing can save him, that they just start having a party outside his bedroom door.
Sr Pelo: Say no more. *releases* *mandela* *magazine*
@Ghosty nah b god made him allergic to cats and spawned some cats in the room
I love Jesus, this I know-
man I love Jesu-
boooooom
Yeah just the legions of hell having a casual convo outsides someones door is hilarious.
I read a comment on Wendigoon’s 2nd Mandela Catalogue video basically theorizing that even though the “woman” alternate who called Jonah and Adam didn’t sound unhinged, she still hasn’t completely mastered our language. The comment suggested that the alternate misunderstood them saying “We can come tonight” as “two nights” and then proposed that they stay three nights. It’s also implied that the alternate that called them is the same one that killed Cesar, his mom, and Mark (since the alternate and Cesar’s mom share the same voice actor, and that it used her voice to lure the two to Cesar’s old house)
I don’t understand
"Daddy didn't tuck me in. And there is a man in my closet."
I feel like there's an easy solution: just ask the spook in the closet to tuck you in.
LOL
It is actually funny as a Christian watching Pyro completely misremembering biblical characters and their stories, incredible work Pyro, keep it up.
True.
"wait, isnt jesus that guy who built the big boat?"
@@baldurvintheretardedtard8166 That was my favorite biblical story, titled: "Hey uh remember the time Jesus built the big boat?"
super late but reminds me of:
“who did you learn about”
“martin luther king jr”
“and what did he do”
“he died for our sins”
@@yaya.cor.1218 Never too late to pass-on a funny
Pyro actually got disappointed about the fact that he couldn’t watch the Mandela catalog in 1080p 60fps
Bro why muh analguo horor not 4k
unkown1246whoosh
Thanks to pyro, my humour keeps devolving from well structured jokes to MLG to now analog horror self awareness memes
I think it’s really interesting how at the beginning it says the alters use psychological war and you see that come up over and over my favorite example is when they taunt Jonah for running away and you can tell it’s actually working
I cant watch this without laughing
I like the world building and atmosphere,but the funny faces are getting me
Thats the thing about horror, the best horror has a really thin line of being absolutely terrifying to some and hilarious to others, the hole end of hereditary is one of those examples too, it was honestly one of the scariest things Ive seen in a movie, but I also read that some think its funny, or shining is also an example of it.
@@deadshot0908 Yeah the faces has genuinely given me nightmares. I hate Uncanny Valley bullshit and this hits right home.
Watch it in the dark with surround sound speakers
the pyro starterpack:
binge an entire horror series
get scared at a donation
True
Me and chat had the same thought when I kept watching Pyro looking at his other monitor lol. It was like trying to watch a show with someone else who keeps looking away and ignoring the show.
Then it turned out he was looking at the OBS view because he was scared.
I become ever more happier the days Pyro uploads his vods.
i find it cool how some people watch this and find it hilarious but then there’s people like me who are absolutely terrified
Def it it conceptually horrifying. I can understand bothsides
Apparently it basically boils down to if you're religious then it's scary if you're not religious then it's funny haha moment
@@shadow-lord9176 I'm not even religious i don't know why but that face 5:37 is just creepy it makes me feel very uncomfortable
@@shadow-lord9176bruh I mock God/Jesus every time I can and this shit legit gets me feeling a sense of dread and makes my hurt sound in all of the room.
The most terrifying for me specially is the one where the baby is crying, disappears, and then the mom suicides, it just horrifies me (And the rest are very unsettling too, but I can tell why people make fun of/laugh of the faces)
@@shadow-lord9176 the Sus faces are funny everything else is unsettling and not religious
Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's Mandela Catalog
Haha American psycho funny
@@k_dub0257 facts though, so true my friend
@@anusaukko6792 👍
How has one innocent game ruined the entire internet permanently? These are the questions we should be asking.
Because it became popular during a critical moment in the globes history, the pandemic, when most people were ordered to stay inside.
With people staying inside, and the game being free on phones, everyone who missed their friends started playing it with them.
Then it died because people realized that all it had to offer was "you're sus, and maybe my other friend is sus"
But since it was so popular so quick, everyone remembers it, even if it died quick from it's simple premise.
Basically TLDR; game got popular during pandemic, smash hit, died super quick, small game big impact.
@@citizenvulpes4562 I was asking more rhetorically, but yeah, unfortunate timing
"cry of fear acting" is so fucking true lmao
To be fair, a lot of the stilted and awkward feeling in the dialog is entirely deliberate; it's meant to show that the speaker is already an alternate. That particular scene doesn't have that excuse, but a lot of the rest does.
I thing i really like is that apparently Noah was visited by the “angel” and was scared, not because of the angel but that he knew…
that it was not an angel.
Watching pyro not taking the first volume seriously has the same vibe as you showing your favorite shoe to your friend and he has he same face all he while watching it lmao
Bro i was so confused what you meant by showing your friend your favorite shoe until i realized you meant show
@@hautoa1513bro thank you I was so lost reading this comment
29:44 Couldn't help but notice something was missing here...
Too disturbing? (Distraught by the sight of her missing infant.)
Iirc the mother hangs herself in that scene, so I can see why he cut it from the vod on YT. Probably what got the original age restricted in the first place
@@endermaniac9877 still pissed as someone who doesnt have twitch,
@@Joa7_7 take it up with RUclips lmfao
Man I really wanna see more of these things, the tension is fucking amazing
Was watching this and the smoke alarm started blaring halfway through, scared me like nothing before
shitted pants alarm went off and became real
The creator creating his own official parody is brilliant.
God will not judge you lightly for saying “Sussy Christ” 💀
It's the anti christ, "sussy christ=anti christ"
2 corinthians 10-41 "Whoever welcomes a prophet as a prophet will receive a prophet’s reward,"
this is what you get if you put the soccer score along with the extra one into google with 2 corinthians, he do be a bit of a baddy prophet tho.
tbh when he laugh at the cat walking towards the camera I found it quite wholesome and cute
I think the 10-4 was meant to be 10-41 which means someone's going into active duty which I think is referring to chapter 3 being the first time we see Davis
I love and hate how he is missing everything because of the donations and subscriptions, whilst he constantly looks at chat.
ngl I do find the among us faces scary I'm sorry for being the problem
I do genuinely find the series really interesting though, especially having a religious background it really messes with me. It's flawed, but then, everything we like is.
rule of 3's thing is a big pitfall and something that these kinds of series need to stop doing though I completely agree.
Same, absolutely terrifying, love it sm
"The letter Haych"
Legit thought you were Alex Kister
@@BritishRailClass47 Lmaoo yeah, I kind of did a little copying
@@kitelonga8408 We do a little bit of intruding.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink We do a little bit of alternating.
19:30
Pov: what the last Pringle in the can sees
Love the latest videos on analog horror, hope you are enjoyng it as well.
@JJ Shorts 🅥 holy cr*p really?!? It's finally here?!?
@@machine_toaster202 yes
@@machine_toaster202 bro what the h#ck ive been waiting for for evr!!!1!1
@JJ Shorts 🅥 you know what else is here?? Your mom
Imagine using computers all ur life but still clicking the refresh button w your mouse
19:03
Man really just exploded into blood so much blood.
It even went through the screen,
hope hes not overworking himself, happy with the content.
If he says monka 1 more time im gonna set myself on fire
I know its been months since this came out, but the real ringer that the lady calling about the cat spirit is an alternate is when she thinks Adam asked if "two nights" was okay when he asked if tonight was okay, and asked if they could do "three nights".
I don’t know why, but upon that realization, I thought that was hilarious.
He should do monument mythos, genuinely the best analog series out there
What I would guess, is that the Police does not help callers to help with an Alternate as the caller themselves could be Alternates and as Mark tried to shoot the Alternate with a Deagle, we can safely say that regular Police Standard Issue weaponry will have no effect on Alternates so there would be no reason to risk officers lives with Alternate encounters.
This, along with the fact that in the first one after just being in the same house as someone it was able to track them all the way to their house, I imagine if this happened to a police officer and they followed them home, assimilated(?) them and pretended to still be an officer they could potentially destroy the entire police department. Another thing could be the police officers are already alternates at this point and just want themselves to spread more.
Mark killed himself, not the alternate.
@@thegoddesscarolyn8317 But we can safely assume, that he tried to kill the Alternate first. And only killed himself as a last resort.
@@thegoddesscarolyn8317 alternates make you go insane so you kill yourself, that's their whole method
pyro tell the person that makes your thumbnails that they do a GREAT job
My new kitty loves the little pyro on the bottom of the screen, is there a bigger version of the gif?
I was watching the vod on my phone and he kept tapping it lol
@@UwU-sp9be That's pretty cute, ngl. Does your kitty have a name?
@@UwU-sp9be tell us your cat's name and tell him we love him
Been waiting for this Vod Keep it up man
Honestly alternates be getting mad clips like they got so many kills without even laying a hand on anyone
I put this vod on late one night, and I was falling asleep. My name is Joseph so as I half asleep, all I hear is "wake up Joseph. Wake up wake up wake up..." and I literally shat my pants. Did not sleep after that
this is faker than any ask reddit response
@@andoy_ common redditor moment
@@glowstone6448 i doubt you shit your pants
i like the part where the intruder intrudred everywhere
48:40 kept laughing at it the whole video
48:46 "I appreciate it more than you can think" is a chilling statement knowing the context.
I love how pyro just got slowly and slowly more scared
Mandela's been real quiet since Scrimblo dropped
Take a shot everytime he says monker
Pyro tries not to mention cry of fear in his stream (Impossible)
It's hard to be scared, when your devil's voice is literally one of the text-to-speech options from Mac OS. (if you're wondering which one, it's called 'Whisper')
The alternates can only communicate through technology unless you have M.A.D. it is intentional.
@@ssgoko88
Love when people criticize the story without knowing the story.
Pyro: My palms are sweaty. My knees weak. My arms are heavy.
This series terrified me and still is spooky. However with all the reactions and explanations I do feel better.
1:30:26 oh pyro never change please 😂
Finally, a RUclipsr that actually made this less scary lmao
Judas was the one who betrayed Jesus. Gabriel was an archangel so I really don't think he would've betrayed Jesus. Also that excerpt after the goofy ahh face was an excerpt from Dante's Inferno from The Divine Comedy. That excerpt is from whenever Dante sees the Devil.
4:27 pyro calling Jospeh “baby” is so funny 💀😭
I wonder if people would've took the faces a bit more seriously if the sus meme wasn't a thing
Watching these makes me realise how op sociopaths could be against alternates.
You cant fear anything if you dont have emotions in the first place.
Do you actually know what a sociopath is?
@@lewiswood9154 pyrocynical
@@lewiswood9154 Jake Paul 💀
@Ghosty Pyrocynical
Sociopaths have emotions, psychopaths don't.
I little too scary for me at 1:30 AM in a pitch black room, so pyrotechnics is helping me out.
Ah yes sleeping material
im going to close my closet before i sleep because of this
19:00 bro's room turned red💀
49:25 - one comment in the original pointed this out actually. The woman, clearly an alternate, asked if they could do 3 nights when the victim said "tonight", misinterpreting it as "2 night"
While the alternates can comprehend language, they can't fully understand it thus why they get confused sometimes
55:59 Pyro casually being 1000 iq
31:17 secret ending tier
33:15 The moment that he realises his foolishness.
Every time Pyro says "Monka" I lose a year of life.
7:41 Pyro literally spitting facts about himself
I love how the first clipped he used of jerma being mandelalized was made by the creator of the mandela catalog
Me getting mad at chat for interrupting the speaking parts
12:12 when you’re playing a ranked match and run out of insults for the enemy team.
there are three sub classes of alternates (i know this is over a year old) there are intruders who try to get to the human realm and then there are doppelgängers who try to imitate humans and get them to commit slip and slide so they can take their place and then there is a third type witch i forgot about but at the top is the angel who is the first alternate (i think) that deceived the humans to believe that it is god and corrupted all the world religions, that's why the warning said not to practice religion
Im addicted to this series i love it so much
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!!!
I read the " daddy didn't tuck me in" wrong,
I read tuck as the word fuck, I'm scared for my mentality
Has anyone noticed the creator subscribing? 25:58
17:56 that tuba sounding noice made me laugh
This is something for the SCP foundation to look into.
They would be very interested in a case like this, someone should call them
Item #: SCP-9012
Object Class: Euclid, reclassification to Keter pending
Special Containment Procedures:
A armed perimeter around Containment Zone 6427 Zeta, formerly known as Mandela County must be established at all times. The area is to be surveyed with armed drones equipped with infared cameras every day. MTF Nu-7, designated 'Hammer Down', accompanied by MTF Epsilon-6, designated 'The Village Idiots' and other specialists from Mu-13 and Eta-11 must be stationed around the perimeter. Any Civilians outside of the Perimeter are to be denied acsess and turned around under a Cover Story yet to be made up. Until a solid cover story is made up, civilians are to be detained and amnesticized. Civilians trying to exit the perimeter are to be ordered to turn back under the threat of termination. Said threat is to be carried out after non compliance. Any humanoid with biologically impossible features trying to leave the perimeter are to be contained and moved to provisional Research Site-9012 immediately.
Description:
SCP-9012 is a vast collection of entities presumably seeking to replace ordinary humans. This phenomenon has been successfully limited to the town of Mandela County due to the quick thinking of Foundation Field Agents embedded in the local Police Department. SCP-9012 instances, hereby referred to as SCP-9012-1 through 3 can be identified through mere observation.
SCP-9012-1 can be identified when 2 Humans look identical to each other.
SCP-9012-2 can be identified as an Angel like figure.
SCP-9012-3 can be identified when a human shows Biologically impossible features, like a too Lage head or too long limbs.
Addendum: *Exploration Log 1*
*Operatives from MTF Epsilon-6, accompanied by Operatives of MTF Nu-7 are tasked with exploring several houses with confirmed civilian encounters with SCP-9012.*
*[BEGIN LOG]*
*E6-1: Fools to Command, approaching the target building, over.*
*Command: Command to Fools, 10-4. Proceed with caution.*
*Operatives stack on the back entrance of Building 1. Breaching and clearing of the building commenced.*
*E6-1: Squad, regroup on the Ground Floor.*
*All Operatives report back to E6-1 except E6-6. E6-1 sends E6-4 and E6-2 to look for E6-6. After several minutes, several gunshots were heard in the Basement. The Operatives rush to the Basement to find E6-6, 4 and 2 lying dead on the floor with self inflicted Gunshot wounds. E6-5 claims to have heard something before unholstering his Sidearm and shooting himself. 6 of the former 10 men squad request exfil which is granted by command.*
*[END LOG]*
Addendum:
*"Due to us already having lost 4 Operatives during the first expedition, I will halt all future operations inside of the Perimeter until the Field Technicians finally get off their [EXPLICIT REMOVED] and do their jobs."*
*-Director Odrey*
@@delayanimation423 someone green light this immediatly!
@@4T3hM4kr0n Unfortunately, I am not really a big fan of turning other franchises into SCP's, however, connecting them with SCP's is always good.
@@delayanimation423 dunno of this is an actual scp file off the wiki or not. Well done of it isn't! It's really good
"What's a digital mirror?"
I see someone's never used the front camera on their phone to check their hair or face while out of the house.
"I bet that number works, as well."
Fun fact: If a phone number has a segment of straight 5s (like the 555 in the middle there), it's fake.
smh, didn't catch that the 'ghost viewing' video showed the inside of the woman with the cat's house. catflap on the right-hand door!!
the “kill yourself” legitimately made me laugh so hard. actual gen z humour btw
I love the autotune kinda shitty voice over that Faith: Unholy Trinity also uses. it is so weird, uncanny and funny all at the same time. An unholy trinity of feelings.
I think the reason why the police don't help is because they don't know if the person calling is an alternate or not
That, or the video was sabotaged by the alternates to keep their victims isolated.
It makes it SO MUCH BETTER after playing ULTRA KILL.
I keep myself knowledgeable of this man because of his amazing background noise
I'm waiting for him to react to volume 333 and every day gets brighter
17:59 no matter how hard I try, I can never escape it
I kind of wonder what would've happened to the series if the creator wasn't so adamant on interacting directly with his fanbase. It was a good and bad thing, I think.
Good, certainly, because it set him apart from many other analog horror creators in that respect. And his self-awareness in the Scrimblo Catalogue added a layer of relatability and content to enjoy for reasons other than what we arrived for.
But the way he interacts with his fans seems almost to detract from the original horror content we enjoyed, I don't know how to explain it. Like if he is putting his energy now into making an unnecessary brand ("the 19 year old creator of Mandela Catalogue"), making parodies of his own content, shilling plushies... the energy somehow feels misdirected because he's enjoying the attention he gets or something, I don't know lmao
I don't remember seeing much unnecessary shit related to like... Gemini Home Entertainment, the series just speaks really well for itself, ya know? You see and feel that all its energy is in.. itself. Even if Mandela couldn't be better if he didn't do the extra shit on the side, the extra shit just changes the receipt of the main course *for me.* But he wouldn't have been as viral if he didn't handle it this way, so good on him for getting what he got!
theres good and bad to it, but i personally believe theres an overall benefit
It's probably to cope with his feelings about the series since it's usually the creator who is the most scared of his monster. Unless he's a Chad who has no fear of his series
@@Themountain6197
Which is true, one of the main reasons purple guy gets stuffed into a bonnie costume and is later called springtrap, is because Scott Cawthon was working on his game and got terrified of Bonny.
So he decided to make the main monster a bonny basically.
Tbh the entire time he was talking about expecting a jumpscare I was exacting the tf2 soldier to suddenly appear and say 'BOOOOO!'
Pyro loses his mind with cat memes
who here after da allegations💀
?
Allegations were cleared up by Alex Kister.
"Can you make this more sfw Alex we gotta make some money bro" 😂 omfg