Fallout 4 - Nick's Roasting Vault 81 Synth-Racists

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @josefmilly
    @josefmilly 6 лет назад +14215

    Funny if Nick was released from the Institute because he kept roasting all the scientists non-stop by the time he was made

    • @KingCobra2287-r1j
      @KingCobra2287-r1j 5 лет назад +359

      Joseph Lim what’s wrong with me, I’m not good enough to be a Synth?

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 5 лет назад +298

      New headcanon

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 лет назад +363

      I now accept this as the reason. We all know DiMA was lying.

    • @theifinapalace1786
      @theifinapalace1786 5 лет назад +134

      Roastbot 5000

    • @tuwoast
      @tuwoast 5 лет назад +114

      That could be a possibilty, if you do think about it. All of those personality resets, there's BOUND to be a few bad apples.

  • @aeterna789
    @aeterna789 6 лет назад +16182

    Nick dropping bombs like its 2077.

    • @Mrkivc
      @Mrkivc 5 лет назад +256

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 лет назад +264

      Oh damn! They need to put this in a Fallout game.

    • @underboundsans166
      @underboundsans166 5 лет назад +74

      Too soon

    • @vllnv6026
      @vllnv6026 5 лет назад +59

      o h w a i t

    • @joh253
      @joh253 5 лет назад +53

      Shit dude that's a good one

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 5 лет назад +3829

    Vault 81 residents: "Ew a synth"
    Nick: "I'm bouta ruin this man's whole career."

    • @MasonKLutz
      @MasonKLutz 4 года назад +28

      Nick: not much of a sight yourself
      (better)

    • @asswipe8062
      @asswipe8062 3 года назад +15

      Vault 81 residents: ew, a synth
      Nick: ew, a you

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад +3

      -no u
      LE EPIC KEANU BIG CHUNGUS NUCLEAR ROAST DOGE EDITION

    • @c.9900
      @c.9900 3 года назад +2

      Cringe attempt.
      0/10

    • @TheCottonCandyQueen
      @TheCottonCandyQueen 4 месяца назад

      [Nick Valentine Voice] How’s that for a vibe check

  • @Lynxx0r
    @Lynxx0r 8 лет назад +7966

    I think the Institute mostly designed Valentine to be a straight up roast master

    • @michelleroberts5447
      @michelleroberts5447 8 лет назад +44

      So true.

    • @tommyle1927
      @tommyle1927 8 лет назад +298

      pretty sure that all the institute did was implant the roast master pre-war detective's memories/ personality

    • @eight-cloudspurple5871
      @eight-cloudspurple5871 8 лет назад +185

      he and Dima roasted the institute so hard they delibratetly let them get away

    • @alexmartens2076
      @alexmartens2076 8 лет назад +6

      i just died!

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 8 лет назад +107

      I believe the power of the roast master came from OG Valentine and was transferred into the synth well all love

  • @Amadourrr
    @Amadourrr 7 лет назад +5466

    Vault 81, the brutal story of all habitants turned into ashes by a savage synth...

    • @abelcollado1711
      @abelcollado1711 6 лет назад +24

      Jean-Patrick De La Sainte-Bite thats why i always have nick as a companion
      🤣🤣

    • @ikennasmash1030
      @ikennasmash1030 6 лет назад +32

      Can't wait for Oxhorn to explain this lore.

    • @raulcerna4708
      @raulcerna4708 6 лет назад +6

      Jean-Patrick De La Sainte-Bite or by his friend when he gets pissed off

    • @jahsehbossbaby
      @jahsehbossbaby 5 лет назад +13

      @@abelcollado1711 it just really sucks that the only companion that agrees with my play style in my cutrent play through is macready

    • @cheesaliciousable
      @cheesaliciousable 4 года назад +8

      ...i somehow managed to max out curie's affinity in an in-game week, Strong is pretty easy to if you wanna go on a settlment helping run

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus 3 года назад +1979

    The Institute really are stupid, aren't they? To think... they'd just discard their *most destructive weapon* like that...

  • @raithelsolspark6058
    @raithelsolspark6058 7 лет назад +5517

    No wonder Valentine's Day is in the winter. My boy Nick is ice cold.

    • @user-mb6dh1wo7f
      @user-mb6dh1wo7f 6 лет назад +60

      Syinth lives matter just saying

    • @shriekingskeleton
      @shriekingskeleton 5 лет назад +38

      Ian Estacio are you gonna join the deathclaw persevation group too?

    • @moilar7985
      @moilar7985 5 лет назад +34

      @@shriekingskeleton I'm just curious why there are no giant vicious birds...
      Come to think of it, there are no birds except those faux-crows...

    • @Triunity4
      @Triunity4 5 лет назад +5

      Moi Lar birds died out due to all the radiation melting their wings off or eaten. no one likes crows

    • @16Vessel
      @16Vessel 5 лет назад +2

      But he is still warm af

  • @JoaoLucasK
    @JoaoLucasK 8 лет назад +6821

    "Honestly. Are we just gonna let this monster infiltrate our home?"
    "Let you in, didn't they?"
    Apply ice to that burn

    • @kieranmolloy7687
      @kieranmolloy7687 8 лет назад +133

      João Lucas Somebody call an ambulance because this just got seriously burned

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 8 лет назад +98

      Mr Kiem3
      No amount of burn heal can help him now, that guy is dead

    • @taebby78
      @taebby78 7 лет назад +13

      that's my favorite xD

    • @yabbadabba3299
      @yabbadabba3299 7 лет назад +9

      WE SHALL RUB SALT IN HIS WOUNDS!

    • @user-nf1yw9jw1p
      @user-nf1yw9jw1p 7 лет назад +9

      He need Jesus to help him with that Burn.

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 5 лет назад +3034

    “What is that thing doing here?”
    Nick’s salt increases.
    “That what your parents say to you?”
    CRITICAL HIT!

    • @silvorthegrand6976
      @silvorthegrand6976 4 года назад +88

      *Random emotional crit*
      **dies instantly**

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 года назад +34

      @@silvorthegrand6976
      Nick Valentine, the SALT POWERED ROBOT

    • @Nigmond
      @Nigmond 2 года назад +12

      Emotional Damage

    • @unknownuser4604
      @unknownuser4604 2 года назад +4

      Nick s tier just from dialogue only

    • @corr4319
      @corr4319 2 года назад +9

      damn the mysterious stranger didnt even have to finish him

  • @spiritwolf180
    @spiritwolf180 7 лет назад +1364

    he may not have his gun on hand, but that don't stop him from firing shots

  • @Ghostface00007
    @Ghostface00007 6 лет назад +4430

    What is that thing doing here?
    That what ur parents used to say to u?
    *Watches nuclear explosion from prologue*

  • @proopmcshitlington3392
    @proopmcshitlington3392 4 года назад +1297

    Guy: "Freak"
    Nicky: "Not much of a sight yourself"
    holy shit

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад +23

      Wow, what a savage roast.

  • @prestongarvey9436
    @prestongarvey9436 6 лет назад +6483

    Super mutants are roasting settlers, literally. They need your help. I'll mark it on your map.

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 6 лет назад +282

      Another settlement needs your help. Nick roasted it into flames.

    • @SalveSandWonk
      @SalveSandWonk 5 лет назад +49

      AaAaAa another settlement I thought I killed you

    • @rodrigocardenas5464
      @rodrigocardenas5464 5 лет назад +20

      Blaxkout Studios he was probably essential

    • @SalveSandWonk
      @SalveSandWonk 5 лет назад +19

      exoticpotato77
      Not with console commands

    • @sr.slugsalad3629
      @sr.slugsalad3629 5 лет назад +8

      Haha your talking about my friend strong who helped me skin th.....

  • @caganoz949
    @caganoz949 7 лет назад +5292

    "Oh god you're here to snatch me, aren't you!"
    "Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards."
    *Slain.*

    • @MuhdAriff-kv5zn
      @MuhdAriff-kv5zn 4 года назад +162

      *Professional Have Standard*

    • @NeekoNoel
      @NeekoNoel 4 года назад +51

      Th0t B GONE

    • @Bloom0029
      @Bloom0029 4 года назад +73

      @@MuhdAriff-kv5zn Be polite, Be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet!

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 4 года назад +13

      Krillish Krillish 2 yay you got to get a nice ROAD ROLLA DA you can’t just have any oil tanker

    • @HorizonSniper__
      @HorizonSniper__ 4 года назад +17

      @@Bloom0029
      Look, dad, I am not a crazy gunman, I'm an assassin. The difference is one is a profession and the other's a mental sickness!

  • @trashcant1522
    @trashcant1522 4 года назад +598

    "...Dont worry, you can still grab the loot out of their ashes."
    - Loading screen tip

  • @shabilioness7240
    @shabilioness7240 7 лет назад +2522

    With all my respect for Hancock Nick's comebacks are twice as savage.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 4 года назад +102

      Quantity vs quality

    • @silvorthegrand6976
      @silvorthegrand6976 4 года назад +14

      You wanna try me?

    • @cringemeat9430
      @cringemeat9430 3 года назад +16

      Really? I listened to the video of his comebacks and they really don’t seem as crazy as nick’s

    • @gubbyrelle
      @gubbyrelle 3 года назад +54

      I agree. Nick roasts them with words while hancock is warning them to back off or they will be quite literally roasted lmao

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 2 года назад +9

      @@cringemeat9430 you read it backwards mate. Hes saying nicks lines are better

  • @muselikesminecraft
    @muselikesminecraft 8 лет назад +2981

    We need a mod that makes it so every time nick makes a burn, all npc's nearby start going "OOOOOOHHH"

  • @-.DIO.-
    @-.DIO.- 2 года назад +510

    "Are we just gonna let this monster infiltrate our home?"
    "Let you in, didn't they?"
    Someone get that man a stimpak

    • @faultierheart1149
      @faultierheart1149 Год назад +38

      No stimpak will heal those burns.

    • @deshawnwinn9454
      @deshawnwinn9454 Год назад +9

      No amount of stimpaks will heal those third degree burns

    • @froilanflorentino1252
      @froilanflorentino1252 3 месяца назад +1

      Better yet, a plastic surgeon

    • @zaythegoat-vo6qz
      @zaythegoat-vo6qz 2 месяца назад

      A new identity

    • @poilus
      @poilus 2 месяца назад

      Bring bro to Dr. Sun he just got cooked up like Danse in the ArcJet Systems

  • @bernardolima3065
    @bernardolima3065 8 лет назад +4457

    Part time detective full time savage

    • @HAL_9069
      @HAL_9069 8 лет назад +58

      +Bernardo Lima (bennylima) Part time copier, full time paster!

    • @Daniel-vk7oh
      @Daniel-vk7oh 8 лет назад +11

      preach it

    • @bernardolima3065
      @bernardolima3065 8 лет назад +20

      Danish Guy sue me

    • @GatoSanDad
      @GatoSanDad 8 лет назад +5

      +Bernardo Lima (bennylima) He'll trademark it

    • @Nick-wj4sn
      @Nick-wj4sn 8 лет назад

      +Bernardo Lima (bennylima) 420 likes... I don't even want to like it.

  • @izzy1371
    @izzy1371 8 лет назад +590

    Nick is not a synth.
    He's a walking sass robot.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 6 лет назад +11

      Roast dispenser

    • @GhostPotato268
      @GhostPotato268 6 лет назад +1

      More like a roastbot

    • @mmazola18
      @mmazola18 6 лет назад +2

      he doesn't just roast, he makes toast. you could call him... a toaster

    • @whatsgoodnwah3032
      @whatsgoodnwah3032 6 лет назад +1

      Salt powered mahine

  • @HowDoU24
    @HowDoU24 4 года назад +898

    “Oh god, your here to snatch me arnt you?!”
    “Lucky for you, I expect the institute has standards”
    *Absolute Destruction*

  • @MazSix45
    @MazSix45 8 лет назад +3377

    "You're here to snatch me, aren't you?"
    "Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards."
    OOOOH KILL EM OOOH KILL EM

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 6 лет назад +2

      Scarface 927 Me too! XD

    • @James--Parker
      @James--Parker 6 лет назад +16

      That's fantastic news! I'm completely safe!

    • @marcobrancorsini2479
      @marcobrancorsini2479 6 лет назад +2

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

    • @KhanofGames
      @KhanofGames 6 лет назад +1

      Scarface 927 I didn't get that one. What does this one mean? 😂😂😂

    • @citatap
      @citatap 6 лет назад +34

      Khan of Games 1907 Short answer: he called him stupid.
      Long answer: having standards basically means that the institute doesn't just capture anyone they see. If you've played through the story with the institute, you learn that the institute often captures intelligent people that are good in science to help with their projects. So by saying that he doesn't need to worry, that means the institute won't capture him because he is too stupid.

  • @channelabandoned1244
    @channelabandoned1244 7 лет назад +904

    “Is that what your parents used to say to you?"
    Somebody relocate me to vault 111

    • @valikoest7981
      @valikoest7981 4 года назад +77

      why? need a couple of years being frozen after that sick burn?

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад

      Wow, a “no u” response. Cringe.

    • @A_Man_The_Man
      @A_Man_The_Man 3 года назад +1

      @@max7971 nick valentine would like to speak to you about that

  • @Play-rt7qt
    @Play-rt7qt 5 лет назад +570

    I will personally slap anyone who is mean to Nick.

    • @cres3249
      @cres3249 4 года назад +2

      I slaughtered most of vault 81 after they started to insult nick and after holt and that scientist girl started being a dick to me

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад +3

      What a bunch of psychopaths, glad you’ll never go outside.

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 3 года назад +13

      slap 'em with power armor on

    • @OfficialBulldozerStudios
      @OfficialBulldozerStudios 3 года назад +13

      @@zefanyalt5944 Oh, wait. Excuse me while I get my Power Fist.
      If your gonna slap someone, may as well go big or go home.

    • @DrKira1812
      @DrKira1812 3 года назад +3

      I think its hurting em alot more to even talk to nick

  • @MurdauDumaw
    @MurdauDumaw 8 лет назад +5267

    "Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards"
    "Let you in, didn't they?"
    I can just hear a crowd of people going "OHHH!"

    • @gambucino1260
      @gambucino1260 8 лет назад +80

      I literally went OOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOT HHIIIEE3EEEEEEEEM!!!

    • @H00st0n
      @H00st0n 8 лет назад +60

      +Stormtrooper MK-97 apply water to burnt area

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 8 лет назад +95

      +Stormtrooper MK-97 Or this: "What the hell is that thing doing here?"
      "That what your parents used to say to you?"

    • @gambucino1260
      @gambucino1260 8 лет назад +21

      +Jakomi of the Rose air horns where playing in my heart

    • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
      @xXSilentAgent47Xx 8 лет назад +6

      +Stormtrooper MK-97 Or "My father gave me small loan of a milion dollars".

  • @adonizzthetitan
    @adonizzthetitan 6 лет назад +2296

    "Don't try anything funny, synth..."
    "Why? Because you wouldn't understand why everyone is laughting again?"
    *OHHHHHHOHHHOHHHHOHHHHOHHH*

    • @HeliosSoI
      @HeliosSoI 4 года назад +4

      That's not what he said

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +15

      @@HeliosSoI 0:31 says otherwise

    • @HeliosSoI
      @HeliosSoI 4 года назад +44

      @@IamaPERSON Notice you said "would". He said "wouldn't".
      You messed up the joke

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 года назад +2

      @@HeliosSoI sorry

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 4 года назад +13

      @@HeliosSoI its been 1 year do you really want him to edit it now

  • @whater7788
    @whater7788 5 лет назад +533

    “Friendliest Vault in The Commonwealth”

    • @LNWF-vd6fb
      @LNWF-vd6fb 4 года назад +14

      "Bloodiest beef in the reach!" Hehe

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 4 года назад +17

      Cuz they don't shoot on sight

    • @Ricardo_Rick
      @Ricardo_Rick 3 года назад +9

      tbf we have one with a lot of fridges, one with raiders, one with gunners and one with a mafia, so.....

    • @VINCE-pp3es
      @VINCE-pp3es 3 года назад +3

      @@Ricardo_Rick ill take the one with pre packed meals in large freezers

    • @Ricardo_Rick
      @Ricardo_Rick 3 года назад +3

      @@VINCE-pp3es "Strong like that"

  • @Grimson13
    @Grimson13 8 лет назад +711

    Resident: "Oh god! You're here to snatch me, aren't you!
    Valentine: "Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards."
    Preston: "But you are unlucky that it's not raining, that burn is gonna hurt a lot."

    • @dantefettman354
      @dantefettman354 8 лет назад +31

      +Molten Grimm Double kill!

    • @natethahgr8931
      @natethahgr8931 8 лет назад +19

      +Molten Grimm Oh damn, that is pure as f***cking Hell solid gold right there. Genius.

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 8 лет назад +27

      +Molten Grimm Nah preston is like "Well that burn seems to be manageable but you know what you can't manage right now? not helping this settlement here I'll mark it on your map"

    • @namelessfaceinthecrowd2459
      @namelessfaceinthecrowd2459 8 лет назад +1

      Im about to die from laughing. XD

    • @Ouchimoo
      @Ouchimoo 8 лет назад +1

      why can't I like your comment? !

  • @quantras2673
    @quantras2673 8 лет назад +730

    "what the hell is that thing doing here?"
    "that what your parent's used to say to you?"
    Damn nick! that was savage!

    • @aarontena
      @aarontena 8 лет назад +3

      +Quantras Nick wins. Fatality

    • @Phildermaster
      @Phildermaster 8 лет назад +9

      MY NIGGA U JUST GOT ROASTED

    • @prestongarvey1947
      @prestongarvey1947 8 лет назад

      +Kazuhira Miller ehm I think you are in the wrong game...m

    • @andrewsievertson7998
      @andrewsievertson7998 8 лет назад +2

      +Preston Garvey another settlement needs you help I'll mark it on your map see I did it to him 😃

    • @Kaiser721
      @Kaiser721 7 лет назад +2

      Quantras MOM GET THE CAMERA

  • @sirchilicheese4934
    @sirchilicheese4934 4 года назад +445

    "What the hell is that thing doing here?"
    "Is that what your parents used to say to you?"
    Dude he was burnt harder then Australia

  • @erikstewart3892
    @erikstewart3892 8 лет назад +1406

    Dweller: are they really gonna let these monsters infiltrate us
    nick: they let you in, didn't they?
    DAAMMN MA BOI NICK DESTROYING THESE PEOPLE'S WILLS TO LIVE

  • @masonashworth927
    @masonashworth927 8 лет назад +2816

    "Is that what your parents used to say to you?" 😂😂ded

    • @justcindy1387
      @justcindy1387 8 лет назад +7

      same😂😂😂

    • @pewdiepieisanazi7790
      @pewdiepieisanazi7790 8 лет назад +18

      Just Cindy Nick is a badass.

    • @jakestavinsky3480
      @jakestavinsky3480 8 лет назад +6

      +The gaming Assasin I used to hate him in my old play through but these videos are making me think I should give him a second chance

    • @seancummins1472
      @seancummins1472 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @kieran4417
      @kieran4417 7 лет назад +19

      Jake Stavinsky I didn't care about any companies (except for dogmeat) but since far harbour I've had nick for the story and he's a pretty cool guy

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 5 лет назад +216

    0:21 what the hell was that? He put so much emphasis on “around” he sounded like he just had a stroke xD

    • @mtndewskii8788
      @mtndewskii8788 5 лет назад +26

      Lol he probably did though

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome 4 месяца назад +1

      just wALK aROUND here

  • @cocoabean6180
    @cocoabean6180 8 лет назад +2550

    Who's ever idea was it to make Nick a savage toward synth racists deserves a huge raise and a fully paid two week vacation of his/her choice.

    • @darkknightxxmlgproxx4990
      @darkknightxxmlgproxx4990 8 лет назад +29

      synth is not A race

    • @timkiller8887
      @timkiller8887 8 лет назад +184

      +dark knight xxmlgproxx Neither is fugly, but we don't hold it against you.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 8 лет назад +76

      Whoa, easy there, you don't wanna kill the guy

    • @oaa-ff8zj
      @oaa-ff8zj 7 лет назад +49

      The only good writer on the F4 team.

    • @ieshareath1191
      @ieshareath1191 7 лет назад +9

      timkiller 888 HAHAHAHA

  • @wholelifeahead
    @wholelifeahead 8 лет назад +574

    "Let you in didnt they?"
    Hold it down hold it down im not a rapper

  • @medic9092
    @medic9092 5 лет назад +250

    Nick is a straight up savage and I am so god damn proud of him. That's my homie right there

  • @Sony_08
    @Sony_08 8 лет назад +606

    "Oh god you're here to snatch me, aren't you!"
    "Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards."
    *Savage.*

    • @aaronclark2710
      @aaronclark2710 8 лет назад +34

      The one about the guy not understanding why everyone's laughing is pretty good too

    • @UnholyTingz
      @UnholyTingz 7 лет назад +1

      Death tbh I don't get the joke xD

    • @bigdad5713
      @bigdad5713 7 лет назад

      Death I laughed so hard to that

  • @TTF1997
    @TTF1997 8 лет назад +732

    Nick's lines dropped harder than Fat Man

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 6 лет назад +94

    Now I know why Nick never gets hot or overheats, the shade he throws keeps him cool.

  • @TheToygangster
    @TheToygangster 8 лет назад +499

    Nick Valentine: Salt Powered Robot

  • @trinityprothro1598
    @trinityprothro1598 8 лет назад +2319

    When I first heard the racists remarks towards Nick and Hancock I was about to shoot up the whole vault. Ain't nobody gonna disrespect my homies like that.

    • @trinityprothro1598
      @trinityprothro1598 8 лет назад +23

      Do you get some kind of thrill annoying people?

    • @blackbomber72
      @blackbomber72 8 лет назад +1

      TrollingWithReason wth

    • @elannn
      @elannn 8 лет назад +9

      Pedo Peter Parker yeah.Should have probally ignored.

    • @buttersamuri3536
      @buttersamuri3536 7 лет назад +9

      Trinity Prothro SSSSSAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE

    • @PoopShitz
      @PoopShitz 7 лет назад +58

      Trinity Prothro hahah that's where you quicksave and unleash your anger on every one of them bastards for a bit and then load back into the save as if nothing ever happened

  • @mikamustdie633
    @mikamustdie633 5 лет назад +284

    I like how they all just walk away after Nick roasted them.

    • @elizabethmiller7918
      @elizabethmiller7918 Год назад +2

      Agree. some of "thems are fighingwords", given that Nick is a synth and would receive no sympathy form security and if there was a fight everyone except Nora would gang up on him shows he likes to "live" dangerously.

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 Год назад +3

      Gonna need some stimpacks to heal the emotional damage lmao

    • @felinusfeline5559
      @felinusfeline5559 5 месяцев назад +1

      If there's a fight between a human and a synth, my money is on the guy with artificial muscles and likely increased strength and durability compared to a human

  • @williamheayn3760
    @williamheayn3760 8 лет назад +563

    so when do we get a Nick Valentine diss track against the Commonwealth?

    • @p03t4
      @p03t4 6 лет назад +2

      William Heayn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrbruh2689
      @mrbruh2689 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 6 лет назад +19

      It already exists what did you think nuked the Commonwealth?

    • @flyinglack
      @flyinglack 6 лет назад +4

      nick valentine must have been bored to drop those nukes (*nuke the commonwealth*).

  • @LuckofLucien6
    @LuckofLucien6 7 лет назад +394

    "Here too snatch me aren't you.."
    Nick: Lucky for you I expect the institute to have standards
    That girl needs to jump into an ice filled pool

    • @08_cpimping95
      @08_cpimping95 7 лет назад +28

      Division0Luke Not even that would cool the burn

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 6 лет назад +124

    Nick is the most human of all of them. How ironic XD

    • @datguy8460
      @datguy8460 2 года назад +1

      well it seems to me nick has no fear so maybe not

    • @penitentpotato1344
      @penitentpotato1344 2 года назад

      @@datguy8460 I believe Nick specifically says he does have fears, just didn't say what they were

    • @datguy8460
      @datguy8460 2 года назад +1

      @@penitentpotato1344 hes programmed to have "fears"

    • @penitentpotato1344
      @penitentpotato1344 2 года назад +1

      @@datguy8460 so? Fears are fears

    • @datguy8460
      @datguy8460 2 года назад

      @@penitentpotato1344 yeah that's not how psychology works

  • @sadmeatshield939
    @sadmeatshield939 8 лет назад +248

    HOO LORDY. BOY THROWING MORE SHADE THAN A SOLAR ECLIPSE.

    • @ok523
      @ok523 6 лет назад +4

      How is this joke so good

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 лет назад +3

      Bam _boozeld maybe because his profile pic fit with his comment

  • @AstroManX100
    @AstroManX100 7 лет назад +187

    "Nick Valentine?"
    "Yeah?"
    "I'm placing you under arrest."
    "For what?"
    "Arson!"

  • @IAmEmmet
    @IAmEmmet 4 года назад +41

    I love his lightning quick responses, its sad because it means hes used to it but at the same time. Hes causing fires with those burns

  • @hunksonly5402
    @hunksonly5402 8 лет назад +647

    Damn, Nick is spittin some fire.

    • @romanmendo
      @romanmendo 8 лет назад +26

      I lended him my mixtape

    • @Dazzman123
      @Dazzman123 8 лет назад +4

      +Bill Nye, The Science Guy Drop some potassium on that mixtape, Bill Nye.

    • @James-cl4ym
      @James-cl4ym 8 лет назад

      But he's not a rapper.

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 8 лет назад

      +Gara .Doolah - Trying*

    • @James-cl4ym
      @James-cl4ym 8 лет назад

      Gara .Doolah​ Clearly you're new to the internet.

  • @Elisaron1
    @Elisaron1 8 лет назад +583

    I mean to be fair if you lived underground for all your life and a creepy robotic thing with a fucked up face walked in there you would be a bit concerned

    • @Elisaron1
      @Elisaron1 8 лет назад +91

      especially after hearing rumours about synths abducting people from the above ground

    • @diegojimenez466
      @diegojimenez466 8 лет назад +2

      but with your profile face things will get sexualy dank.

    • @Elisaron1
      @Elisaron1 8 лет назад +1

      Diego Jimenez dank memes?

    • @diegojimenez466
      @diegojimenez466 8 лет назад +6

      Sexualy (GONE SEXUAL SOCIAL EXPERIMENT )

    • @Elisaron1
      @Elisaron1 8 лет назад +9

      Diego Jimenez RAPE PRANK ( GONE SEXUAL ) ( IN THE HOOD ) ( GONE WRONG ) ( IN PRISON )

  • @cringefest7351
    @cringefest7351 4 года назад +32

    R: What the hell is that thing doing here?”
    Nick: “That what your parents say to you?”
    Apply medicine to burned area

  • @JuggerKnight717
    @JuggerKnight717 8 лет назад +249

    Teach me how to burn, Sensei Valentine

  • @RJ_Owlby
    @RJ_Owlby 8 лет назад +273

    "What the hell is that thing doing here?"
    "Is that what your parents use to say to you?"
    OHH, HE NEED SOME MILK!

  • @decoydamsel
    @decoydamsel 3 года назад +30

    I love that getting compared to a Protectron is what really got him.

  • @androendiel
    @androendiel 8 лет назад +47

    "what the hell is there thing doing here". "that what your parents say to you?". nukes have been fired

  • @Ilikecerealbased
    @Ilikecerealbased 8 лет назад +213

    I'm glad the institute didn't remove nick's roasting abilities.

    • @Afghmnvids
      @Afghmnvids 8 лет назад +70

      Roasting processors online

    • @aarontena
      @aarontena 8 лет назад +3

      +Ilikecerealbased Now, that means I can toast bread using him?

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 8 лет назад +17

      WARNING: Roasting processors at 112% capacity.

    • @mutilator97
      @mutilator97 8 лет назад +1

      +Jordan Last Name Oh, good. He turned them down since this video.

  • @lucas-xf7rc
    @lucas-xf7rc 5 лет назад +48

    " What the hell is that thing doing here "
    " is that what your parents used to say to you "
    OMG😂😂😂😂 nick is a BEAST

  • @celineplspaymytuition1746
    @celineplspaymytuition1746 6 лет назад +82

    “How they can let those things WALK arOUUUND here” just love the way this guy talks

    • @Matkingos
      @Matkingos 2 года назад

      Yeah Garrus is pretty great

  • @fluffykitten077
    @fluffykitten077 8 лет назад +65

    And just like that, Nick has earned the Legendary★ title.

  • @billcipher147
    @billcipher147 6 лет назад +35

    "Why? Because you wouldn't understand why everyone's laughing again?"
    _Yikes._

  • @edn6275
    @edn6275 8 лет назад +136

    Part time detective,full time savage

    • @soloren2328
      @soloren2328 8 лет назад +17

      Private Eye Nick Roastertine at your service

    • @Speedd701
      @Speedd701 8 лет назад +2

      +Scorpion Expo Dangerous levels of unoriginality radiating from this comment.
      Everyone, put on your suits.

    • @danielnevarez3888
      @danielnevarez3888 8 лет назад +1

      +Speedd701 naaww ill use Radaway and rad-x

  • @trueskyloss
    @trueskyloss 6 лет назад +83

    "What the hell are you doing here?"
    "Thats what your parents used to say to you?"
    Nick is savage confirmed

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 5 лет назад +51

    Vault 81 resident: What the hell is that thing doing here?
    Nick valentine: that what your parents used to say to you?
    *DESTRUCTION 100*

  • @DatsRandom
    @DatsRandom 8 лет назад +28

    I always wondered why Nicks primary weapon is a measly pipe pistol. Now I realize that it's for balancing purpose since his roast game does too much damage.

  • @Anuhak_Oceanwalker
    @Anuhak_Oceanwalker 3 года назад +39

    1:13 I like how nick kinda lets this one slide, the only callout with more than a second of thought behind it.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +6

      I think he has all insults he has ever been called stored and a comeback for each one at the ready

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 Год назад +11

      Because that dude didn’t seem to be trying to be a jerk. I think he was genuinely dumb enough to think Nick was some kind of Protectron, and so Nick was just taken aback by the stupidity lol.

    • @TheLurkerFox
      @TheLurkerFox 3 месяца назад

      TBH I saw it as a "Okay, yep, that's new, how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that-"
      Like he has heard every insult there ever is towards a synth, he knows whats coming when they run their yap.
      And this one? Like he said "That's a new one" - coz someone tried to be racist and just said the dumbest insult he has ever heard and just stood there like ???
      Like if someone called you a "Toe-picker" like-- How does one deconstruct that?

  • @dualdeathlucario4535
    @dualdeathlucario4535 8 лет назад +64

    Grab my Phone
    "Hello Savagery Department, I would like to file a claim"

  • @lordmaniac9775
    @lordmaniac9775 8 лет назад +35

    Resident: Oh god! you're here to snatch me, aren't you?
    Nick: Lucky for you, i expect the Institute has standards.
    This one slayed me XD

  • @AlexWithington
    @AlexWithington 3 года назад +15

    I love how Nick cares about the player despite most of the insults being towards him if one is towards both of them he is just like don't listen to them

  • @jphang2950
    @jphang2950 8 лет назад +27

    Kidnapped you? Sister, you ain't even worth the institute's time, get over yourself.

    • @TheAtroxious
      @TheAtroxious 8 лет назад +10

      That does it. Nick deserves all the likes. Unfortunately I don't have enough thumbs for this, so I'm going to have to contact RUclips and ask them to rescind all the likes I've ever given and redistribute them all here.

  • @MannyIsTHEGamer
    @MannyIsTHEGamer 8 лет назад +77

    Nick Valentine: Part Time De- why am I typing this. People have heard this joke waay too many times to count.

    • @yukitonaka1710
      @yukitonaka1710 8 лет назад +7

      keep typing,i have only heard it twice

    • @yukitonaka1710
      @yukitonaka1710 8 лет назад +5

      ***** noice

    • @HxzusuTV
      @HxzusuTV 8 лет назад

      +MannyIsTHEbeast I like your taste in art man. That picture is my wallpaper.

    • @HxzusuTV
      @HxzusuTV 8 лет назад

      +MannyIsTHEbeast I like your taste in art man. That picture is my wallpaper.

    • @MannyIsTHEGamer
      @MannyIsTHEGamer 8 лет назад

      +Blacky Sensei Thanks man, thought I was the only one.

  • @Dervraka
    @Dervraka 4 года назад +11

    Nick was my favorite character in Fallout 4 (and maybe any Fallout game). I hope he makes a return in a future Fallout someday. I loved the whole hardboiled detective Humphrey Bogart thing he had going, and the voice actor was one of the best, he nailed Nick.

  • @hubba6478
    @hubba6478 8 лет назад +18

    If you think of it, this is kind of what Nick Valentine (The cop) acted like. Sooooo, now I love an unreal officer.
    You'll have dig into lore, to get this.

  • @devinmcguire3982
    @devinmcguire3982 8 лет назад +29

    Damn! Nick's comebacks are even more harsh than Hancock's!

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 6 лет назад +3

      Flower Angel more like
      Hancock spills gasoline
      Nick lights it with fire

  • @kieza5064
    @kieza5064 4 года назад +10

    0:38
    relax nick
    we don't go nuclear on first time

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 8 лет назад +70

    Aaaand he just became my favorite companion. Fucking A+.

  • @seansantora8263
    @seansantora8263 8 лет назад +72

    1:21 did they just use the wrong form of hear

    • @Tristan1062
      @Tristan1062 5 лет назад

      Sean Santora SHIT you shit

    • @themartianVA87
      @themartianVA87 5 лет назад

      Yeah, I've noticed a bunch of subtitle typos throughout 4. I mean, I got some problems with that game, but those typos are almost charming after a while.

    • @TheRandomRager
      @TheRandomRager Год назад

      Oh yeah

  • @skyblivious3755
    @skyblivious3755 2 года назад +5

    I love how everyone just walks away after Nicks roast. They’re so defeated by it that they just walk away

  • @CornoAttavo
    @CornoAttavo 8 лет назад +14

    The apocalypse didn't happen because of nukes.
    It happened because his roasts were too fucking fire.

  • @nou8257
    @nou8257 8 лет назад +16

    If nick doesn't have a mix tape he needs one.

  • @lMegumemesl
    @lMegumemesl 6 лет назад +20

    "Vault 81,friendliest vault in the commonwealth,because here they dont shoot on sight"
    Too bad they going to shoot on sight now because nick just went in their and commited a quincy massacre on them

  • @notmyname3487
    @notmyname3487 8 лет назад +27

    I named my vault in Fallout Shelter Vault 81, before I played the game; I'm more ashamed of these ones than I was of them; Everyone kept getting injured and depressed almost on purpose, the first evaluation, happiness levels were at 81; Fitting; then they rapidly plummeted as I tried to fix it by making everyone sleep together with random people; only problem was the overcrowding, and none of them had any skills that could really help us; So I did what every overseer should do; I sent the bastards out to search for supplies and changed the lock on the door once they all left, I never invited them back in, pretty soon they got to Deathclaw Territory, ouch! Then Someone new had shown up, so at least we had one functioning light bulb before the radroaches formed an alliance with the raiders and I had to get rid of rooms a lot.

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 8 лет назад

      Just to clarify, by 'The Game' I meant Fallout 4, because it hadn't been released at the time, the ones I'm ashamed of were Vault 81, not Vault 81 and did I mention that when I sent them out; I didn't give them any weapons or armor? like hell they were going to keep it.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  8 лет назад

      +Not my name Ahahaha Vault-Tec would be so proud! :D

    • @notmyname3487
      @notmyname3487 8 лет назад +1

      +FluffyNinjaLlama Lol, felt like I was the Overseer of the Decade

    • @auspiciousapple8373
      @auspiciousapple8373 8 лет назад +1

      What about me, I force them to work 24/7
      All my vault inhabitants have raider gear and pipe weapons except for one with flamers and one with a Victory Rifle(special variant of sniper rifle)

  • @Apparently_I_am_everywhere
    @Apparently_I_am_everywhere 4 года назад +7

    "Oh god, you're here to snatch me, aren't you?"
    *Lucky for you, I expect the Institute has standards.*

  • @PugLords
    @PugLords 8 лет назад +247

    MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
    YAAAAAAA

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 8 лет назад +317

    Nick Valentine, part time detective, full time savage.

  • @_Peremalfait
    @_Peremalfait 3 года назад +1

    My favorite:
    Resident "Are we gonna just let this monster infiltrate our home?"
    Nick "Let you in didn't they?"

  • @Stillmedicated
    @Stillmedicated 8 лет назад +27

    Nick is the burn master of fallout 4

  • @DiscoDevil197
    @DiscoDevil197 8 лет назад +44

    he is so savage wtf

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules 6 лет назад

      i mean, he WAS being insulted.

  • @Jason97
    @Jason97 5 лет назад +6

    If I'm ever out in the Artic Wasteland, I can use Nick's roasts to keep me warm.

  • @gxdcudix9291
    @gxdcudix9291 8 лет назад +100

    Thanks too all peeps who think I am the best companion

    • @yajomar4556
      @yajomar4556 8 лет назад +2

      Nick Valentine you are bro

    • @shishaceo5204
      @shishaceo5204 8 лет назад +8

      Nick Valentine you might be the best if you have 4 paws and your name is dogmeat

    • @ep1633
      @ep1633 7 лет назад +46

      The great poop You're literally a pile of shit

    • @_Scarlet1
      @_Scarlet1 7 лет назад

      Wireless Camels xD

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 6 лет назад +7

      Man, I sure loved roaming the wasteland with DefendedBerry16.

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 7 лет назад +12

    Some Vault 88 scrub: "Oh God, he's hideous!"
    My FSS: "Yeah? Your old lady didn't seem to mind!"
    Too far, sorry.

  • @makthemaniac1
    @makthemaniac1 5 месяцев назад +1

    this is why i love nick so much
    he doesnt take anyones shit, if you insult him, expect to get the biggest clapback in history

  • @phxy6588
    @phxy6588 7 лет назад +8

    'Hey I can see this protectorons brain!'
    He shoulda said 'at least I got one'.

    • @zaniatnik
      @zaniatnik 2 года назад +1

      Guess he was too surprised by that one.

  • @cjt354
    @cjt354 2 года назад +1

    "Keep your synth on a tight leash."
    Woah now, Valentine and I aren't together like that.

  • @bigpappi5894
    @bigpappi5894 6 лет назад +19

    0:16 Jesus Christ get that man some ice for that burn 😂😂

  • @ghastlybespoke9541
    @ghastlybespoke9541 8 лет назад +15

    CALL THE PARAMEDICS SOME VAULT DWELLERS JUST GOT BURNED REALLY BAD

  • @mattc7420
    @mattc7420 11 месяцев назад +1

    He's also in System Shock 2, so I just imagine Xerxes being an absolute savage.

  • @democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836
    @democratsshoulddowhatpeped7836 8 лет назад +34

    0:46 savage

  • @bossfight1
    @bossfight1 7 лет назад +8

    I like to imagine Nick's Synth designation was X2-14, since 2/14 is Valentine's Day.

  • @AgentUltimate7
    @AgentUltimate7 2 года назад +1

    If words cut like a sword, then Nick is the sharpest of them all.

  • @smooth395
    @smooth395 8 лет назад +12

    Nick has so much sass and I love it.

    • @bsinky
      @bsinky 8 лет назад

      +smooth395 Yeah he does! It's awesome!