Van Helsing (2004) is Lame! - Hack The Movies

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  • @HackTheMovies
    @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +25

    Sign up for Patreon to see our review of Van Helsing The London Assignment: www.patreon.com/posts/van-helsing-56991155

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 года назад +1

      I remember that I Frankenstein review where you said people with brain problems were the only people who enjoyed this movie lol

    • @enochthewitness719
      @enochthewitness719 3 года назад +2

      @Hack The Movies, love your shows and banter. Theres a few movies i think would be interesting to review and hear your commentary on: Annihilation, and The Mist.

    • @Jaime13R
      @Jaime13R 3 года назад

      Newt is creepy af

    • @aborted4196
      @aborted4196 3 года назад

      @Arcade Kaos I know they totally copied rental reviews it wasn't like it was Justin Silverman's idea 💡

    • @terry-
      @terry- 3 года назад +1

      Why the video is so dark???

  • @antisora13
    @antisora13 3 года назад +109

    i'm here for the endless death glares that Crystal throws at Newt.

    • @_toph_
      @_toph_ 3 года назад +4

      same 😂😂😂😂

    • @bENOFFICIALMASSIVE
      @bENOFFICIALMASSIVE 3 года назад +2

      Make that another same over here!

    • @CristianGeelen
      @CristianGeelen 3 года назад +3

      I mean... He is an annoying ****...

    • @TheThrill007
      @TheThrill007 3 года назад +2

      Call me crazy, you would think that Crystal hates Newt 🤣🤣🤣

    • @benr7101
      @benr7101 2 года назад +1

      @@TheThrill007 this aged well

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 3 года назад +70

    We need to get Newt a black cowboy hat so he can complete his Jim Ross cosplay.

    • @repomanzilla
      @repomanzilla 3 года назад +2

      Omg that's what I thought too

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 3 года назад +11

      It's a slobberknocker!

    • @TheCobradragon
      @TheCobradragon 3 года назад +1

      Or Jonah Hex JK JK 🙌🏼😂

    • @apollolux
      @apollolux 3 года назад

      Oof. You get a like from me only because I used to watch a lot of WWF and understood that reference.

    • @JCIce007
      @JCIce007 3 года назад

      Crystal would cosplay as Kane if she gets to set him on fire.

  • @ToddEStewart
    @ToddEStewart 3 года назад +25

    Newt stares directly at Crystal. “I like heels.”
    The whole audience - “We all know.”

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +80

    This movie is a hot mess, but it sure is fun to watch. The opening black and white sequence alone is worth the price of admission. Felt like one of the Universal Monster Crossover sequels.

    • @dizzyparkermusic
      @dizzyparkermusic 3 года назад +4

      I LOVED the black and white callback to the classics!

    • @Genethagenius
      @Genethagenius 3 года назад +1

      Seems like a good “so bad it’s good” movie to watch with friends. Kind of like “Showgirls”.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was a pretty good movie

    • @j.p.holiday8899
      @j.p.holiday8899 2 года назад

      Nah...

    • @checkurwalls1929
      @checkurwalls1929 Год назад

      @@j.p.holiday8899 lmao you act like that changes anybody elses opinion😂😂 you can feel that way but it makes you look so stupid to just type “nah” I know for a fact you don’t have any real life friends

  • @Jack-ji8kr
    @Jack-ji8kr 3 года назад +33

    What! This movie ain’t lame. It gets silly at times but I love it for that.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад +2

      It's a great action adventure movie, I don't understand the hate

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 3 года назад +52

    I absolutely LOVE this movie, no matter how much of a mess it is 😂

    • @Elvusmiw
      @Elvusmiw 3 года назад +1

      Did you see the animated sequel

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад +3

      I really liked this movie, idg wut they're talking about

  • @Adam-yr3yg
    @Adam-yr3yg 3 года назад +16

    Super missed Newt. Talk about tapes just isn't the same without him

  • @kristiankapler1004
    @kristiankapler1004 3 года назад +40

    I love this movie to death, in fact I watch it every Halloween season. It's like if a high school put on a Universal Monsters play but the budget was 100 million dollars. I cannot even express how much I love this movie. The overacting, the sketchy effects, all of it. Probably honestly watched it over 200 times now.

    • @kristiankapler1004
      @kristiankapler1004 3 года назад +3

      I'm sorry, 150 to 170 million dollars. My mistake.

    • @ed_carnby3431
      @ed_carnby3431 3 года назад +3

      I watch it every halloween as well.

    • @shanester1832
      @shanester1832 3 года назад

      I was just thinking something like that. How impressive would some of the CG be if you knew 3 sophmores made it. That disintegration scene, what a triumph!!!!

    • @jediknightgeo
      @jediknightgeo 3 года назад +1

      My condolences

    • @dizzyparkermusic
      @dizzyparkermusic 3 года назад +1

      I think this is the best synopsis possible 😆 I love love this movie

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +35

    The thing this movie does right is to cement Van Helsing as a proper vampire hunter. And some of the outtakes are gold.

    • @JazziG59
      @JazziG59 3 года назад +4

      Tell that to the hammer Dracula films. Van Helsing is so cool in those movies.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      100% agree

  • @heisensaul5538
    @heisensaul5538 3 года назад +10

    Welcome back Newt! Honestly I wouldnt have known something happened if you hadn't said so. You look good man. Also Crystal is feisty in this episode.

  • @JACSLuvsNachos
    @JACSLuvsNachos 3 года назад +7

    1:07:52 The moment in time where Crystal's soul left her body. She just looks utterly defeated by this flick.

  • @robertbolden8058
    @robertbolden8058 3 года назад +8

    Glad Newt is ok. Prayers for continued healing. Didn't know anything was wrong. Poor guy is physically breaking down from carrying Hack The Movies all the time jk

  • @thatonepersonwhoisthere4431
    @thatonepersonwhoisthere4431 3 года назад +24

    It made be a bad and cheesy movie, but damn do I love it. Fun Fact: in real life, The Actress who plays the dark haired bride is married to the Actor who played Dracula.

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 3 года назад +1

      Did they get married after the movie? Or did they already know each other before?

    • @Vesohag
      @Vesohag 3 года назад +1

      @@bruhdon4748 after.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      I really liked the movie, I don't understand the hate

  • @wretchardkimball9049
    @wretchardkimball9049 3 года назад +19

    Twoface Newt is the best patreon bait yet.

  • @kristiankapler1004
    @kristiankapler1004 3 года назад +11

    Crystal got all her facts wrong about how the vampires get killed in this movie.

    • @thelivingjed9676
      @thelivingjed9676 3 года назад +3

      I kept wanting to yell 'THEY'RE CROSSBOW BOLTS, NOT ARROWS', and the carriage was full of stakes. The bride even says, "STAKES!" just before it hits the ground.
      Also, it's painful watching people argue about logic in fantasy films.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад

      I did ask the other two because I wasn't sure if I saw that wrong which is why tony asks to see the clip again

    • @kristiankapler1004
      @kristiankapler1004 3 года назад

      But your notes are usually pretty accurate. You really do seem to hate this movie's guts though.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +5

      @@kristiankapler1004 I usually pay more attention to movies but I was really tired that night and Newt and Tony were driving me crazier than usual so I might have taken it out on the movie. I can only stand so much stupidity in 24 hours.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      @@kristiankapler1004 She's a big hater

  • @Nuggtendo
    @Nuggtendo 3 года назад +8

    Newt I just heard from the video. Im glad you're back brother. Remember youre good enough, youre smart enough and dog gone it, people like you. 👍

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +8

    Great episode, I love it when you review horror movies! (this isn't what I would call an horror movie tbh, but close enough). Interestingly enough friars and priests were the pimps of medieval/renaissance Europe. They had money, fancy clothes and knew how to talk, plus they knew a little bit about medical science (what was considered medical science at the times anyway) so women went to them for counselling. We have historical trial transcripts where it turns out every women in the village was sleeping with the local priest. Btw celibacy was kind of a modern thing and not very enforced. Every priest had a wife or a woman he lived with (called the priestess)that everybody knew was his partner(and often went to her for advice instead of the priest) . After the Council of Trent things changed and became more strict, but that was in 1563 so relatively modern times

  • @johnnyanton305
    @johnnyanton305 3 года назад +9

    Jessica's notes are funny. Not used to much, not used to little. Also it seems Crystal has gotten so much more comfy doing this now. Glad newt didn't end up like Conway the machine, although that would have been sorta cool? Atleast he would have street cred. Tony is always Tony, that's not a bad thing tho....
    These 4 work very well with eachother. It's officially 5he hack the movies team, Jessica was the needed 4th wheel. I'm sure it's a better work flow so Tony isn't editing everything, also sure the whole film 18 episodes in a week thing before a long commercial like a radio station plays songs is much more manageable now.

  • @thedeepstriker
    @thedeepstriker 3 года назад +3

    I'm not really sure how to feel about Crystal freaking out when Newt started singing. On one hand I'm like "He's just singing a song from the movie. I know it's your favorite movie, but it's just a movie. Chilllllllllll yo" but then I remember how I felt when I was a kid when people would do the same thing with the stuff I was into at the time (although they were doing it to make fun of me) and I felt the EXACT same way

  • @Kira-bo2lq
    @Kira-bo2lq 3 года назад +17

    The actor that played Dracula is married to one of the brides in real life lol the dark haired one if I remember

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  3 года назад +10

      That was a great fact! You should come on the show one day!

  • @andrewbrito9096
    @andrewbrito9096 Год назад +2

    This was the best movie ever made and it’s trailer released on the superbowl where Janet Jackson had her nip slip

  • @Kann1balX
    @Kann1balX 3 года назад +6

    Jeez, I'd like to apologize to Newt. I'm pretty sure I wished that on him. Sorry dude.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 3 года назад +7

    Trisha AND Crystal in the same video!
    Magnifica!!
    44:38

  • @JazziG59
    @JazziG59 3 года назад +12

    Newt, I missed you being in videos! Welcome back sir. I hope you’re doing well, or at least feeling better.

  • @theunknowncommenter725
    @theunknowncommenter725 2 года назад +2

    You guys are straight up wrong. Van Helsing is AWESOME!
    I'll do my best to counteract your criticisms of some of the things you found "lame".
    "horribly dated CGI" I like to think that the CGI on the monsters (not everything else) is "bad" on purpose because they are trying to emulate everything about the old monster movies, including the special effects. Granted, they were not best CGI that was possible in the early 2000s, but it certainly was much better than the effects they had in the 40s or 70s.
    "the forgettable monsters" Nope, that is completely wrong. I've often seen that the monsters most people remember from this film are the werewolves and the brides. The werewolves have the most unique transformation sequences because they burst OUT of human skin rather than the hair growing out, to symbolize the beast within. And the brides, need I say more?
    "the poor attempts at action and comedy" Again, wrong! The action and comedy in this movie are amazing. Most of the comedy delivered by the everyman Friar Carl was very funny and lovable, and the action scenes are incredibly fast and exciting. The Attacking Brides and Transylvanian Horses sequences are standout favorites.
    I love this movie because it seemed like for the first time I found a vampire film were the hunters seem like actual adults that kept a cool head, pure faith, and a clean vocabulary throughout; as opposed to other films I had heard of at that time that did the opposite. (there maybe others that fit the description I gave, but this is the first one I heard about)
    I really love this movie and the titular character and I wish that Universal would have been more forgiving to let this film expand into a series.

  • @Thecatdrums3
    @Thecatdrums3 3 года назад +22

    This film is literally every single special effect marvel reuses to death.
    Stop lying to yourselves this film slaps harder than daddy.

  • @pacojerte2085
    @pacojerte2085 3 года назад +7

    I love now Newt flips a coin now to decide what to do and think. Solid new persona

  • @bradentwidwell7955
    @bradentwidwell7955 3 года назад +3

    Crystal to answer the whole arrows not killing them and then ends up at the chase killing one. The way the arrows impacted the 1st bride that got killed at first was aimed at the wings, stomach and shoulder. Then when he dipped it right in holy water then begin shooting straight at her chest (specifically at the heart) and the wings. He kept missing them while firing the Crossbow. Just thought I'd help

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 года назад +10

    Ill defend this movie

  • @radicalgoodspeed16
    @radicalgoodspeed16 3 года назад +3

    they missed the part where they explained that the Werewolves only need the light of the full moon once as the transformation is permanent

  • @markula_4040
    @markula_4040 3 года назад +6

    Gotta correct Newt. Hugh Jackman did the voice of Wolverine in the Origins game. Mark Hamill had done the voice of Wolverine in the X2 game (and possibly others)

  • @dizzyparkermusic
    @dizzyparkermusic 3 года назад +4

    I watched this movie SO many times in 9th grade and I still love it to this day-except the Frankenstein monster.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      There's so many people in the comments that really liked the movie, you're not alone. I don't understand the hate???

  • @Mike28625
    @Mike28625 3 года назад +6

    I enjoyed Van Helsing. I had hoped that there would be sequels. They might have gotten even better as they went along.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +4

    1:38:40 No, Dracula was Judas Iscariot in Dracula 2000. It's no less dumb, though.

  • @jeffmartin540
    @jeffmartin540 3 года назад +11

    The DVD had something in the code that would brick your [OG] Xbox if it had an xecuter 2 mod chip in it

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 3 года назад +7

    I agree with Crystal, the concept seems great but the manner on how it was executed was not good

  • @PopCultureAnticSS
    @PopCultureAnticSS 3 года назад +7

    Omg Newt you crack me up.I laughed when you plugged in randomly talk about games hahaha but that’s awesome lol.Definitely an enjoyable person lol.Please put hack the movies on blu ray !

  • @TVsMrNeil
    @TVsMrNeil 3 года назад +3

    26:03 Um, ackshully.... "Rewind" is an anachronism and refers to the act of winding magnetic tape in reverse in order to repeat the experience of an audio or video production. we don't need to be splitting hairs over "rewound" and "rewinded". It should be "reverse" or "back-up".
    Crystal's glasses are pretty.

  • @kamenrangerzeo8251
    @kamenrangerzeo8251 3 года назад +4

    1:14 Tony gets an early scare from newt. 1:26 Tony reminds Newt and Crystal about their werewolf problem. Me: "but Tony if you want to solve that then it's a simple solution just give them a silver bullet some Coors Light."
    Compared to other monster movies of the current year, Van Helsing still sticks out as one of the best ways to do a proper crossover film featuring some of the universal monsters, outside of Monster Squad of course.
    In my opinion I still love Van Helsing of how they made him the younger brother to Abraham Van Helsing but it turns out that he's really the archangel Gabriel, the left hand of God, and that this film despite his quirky CGI, despite some of the acting that Tony will say it has, outside of Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale, I still love this movie for what it was back in 2004.

  • @joshua2814
    @joshua2814 3 года назад +2

    If I had to guess (and I'm not sure), I'd say it was the Hammer horror series that introduced the idea of Van Helsing (and his descendants) being a vampire/monster hunter.

  • @haroonabassi1821
    @haroonabassi1821 3 года назад +5

    Alright this is the point where i have to say to get your dopamine and serotonin levels checked. And its only because i love you guys lol

  • @JCIce007
    @JCIce007 3 года назад +2

    I think it was Hammer who started the idea of Van Helsing being a professional vampire hunter. Peter Cushing's verauon was going after Dracula from his first scene.

  • @ed_carnby3431
    @ed_carnby3431 3 года назад +10

    The movie isn't great, but it's fun in my opinion. The video game however is waaaay better. I was 14 when my sister took me to see it. It's a silly blockbuster with special effects. It does have some good stuff in it. Just not enough. It's a guilty pleasure in my book. If I had a choice to either watch this or Wolverine Origins. I'm choosing this.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад +1

      It's a good movie, I don't get the hate

  • @THEShoky
    @THEShoky 3 года назад +4

    Wait. I thought Van Helsing was the Angel Gabriel. Did I trip out and imagine that? Dracula explained it to him.

  • @thatguybehindtheglass
    @thatguybehindtheglass 3 года назад +6

    Tony Jay plays the villain in the Disney Hunchback movie. That *automatically* makes it great.

    • @dylansmith5206
      @dylansmith5206 3 года назад +2

      Tony Jay isn't even in Van Helsing. I don't get why you said that........... Unless you meant to talk about a completely different film.
      Also. Speaking Of Hunchback. Tony, Crystal, And Newt should really see about reviewing the Disney version of Hunchback at some point.
      Given how amazing and super underrated the 96 Animated film is (Tony, if you read this, trust me man, you won't regret it).

    • @thatguybehindtheglass
      @thatguybehindtheglass 3 года назад

      @@dylansmith5206 Because Tony bad mouths the Disney Hunchback movie during this review. I'd give you a time code, but I really just don't care to watch the entire review to find it.

  • @jayash6108
    @jayash6108 3 года назад +5

    Crystal looks like she could get offended by her own farts!!!!

  • @MusicVersa
    @MusicVersa 3 года назад +3

    I love that these New Jersey folk say "werewoof". It's very endearing.

  • @tokkafan4life
    @tokkafan4life 3 года назад +5

    Take a Shot/Drink for every “YEEEEEEEESS!” in the Review.

    • @Igorgetyou95
      @Igorgetyou95 3 года назад +3

      More like take a shot for every “I HATE...” from that chick who I forgot was there.

  • @patient_6925
    @patient_6925 3 года назад +4

    man they are trying so hard to justify hating this movie. its dumb fun, like brandon fraser's the mummy

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  3 года назад

      I think I make it clear I don't actually hate it. I think I even say that...it is pretty lame though.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 года назад +1

      @@HackTheMovies not as lame as Swamp Zombies 2

  • @kevinthecollector818
    @kevinthecollector818 3 года назад +5

    watched van helsing and the mummy with Brendon Frasier so much on tv

  • @VSMOKE1
    @VSMOKE1 3 года назад +2

    1:15 Just say no to the JAB Sorry I had to🤣

  • @jaycutty8697
    @jaycutty8697 2 года назад +1

    I guess I'm in the minority on this review because I love this movie. I was 14 when this film came out and this was like my movie of the year.

    • @naylimsanchez3864
      @naylimsanchez3864 Год назад

      I feel like this movie is my movie of the year every year lol. I don't think it's bad at all. People say it's cheesy and whatnot, but it's werewolves and vampires ffs 😂. Like what do people want.

  • @rubbersidedown1356
    @rubbersidedown1356 3 года назад +1

    1:17 there’s like 2-3 faces made in this one second and each one of them is incredible.

  • @oriontaylor2578
    @oriontaylor2578 3 года назад +5

    Okay, it's time for some Neil Breen reviews Tony!

  • @crush41gb
    @crush41gb 3 года назад +8

    They did have Faramir playing "Q" in this film so more LOTR connections *insert maniacal laughter here* ;)

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar 3 года назад +4

    Oh Hi Van Helsing -Tommy WiDracula

  • @audiooddities9982
    @audiooddities9982 3 года назад +5

    Not gonna lie, I really like Van Helsing.. its stupid cheese fun!
    Also, I have the little busts that came with the original movies too!

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      It was a good movie, I don't get the haters

  • @Goku9691
    @Goku9691 3 года назад +4

    Oh Newt you sweet summer child I’ve missed the things you say 😂😂😂

  • @thomaseverette1658
    @thomaseverette1658 3 года назад +4

    I like how all of them are experts on movies and cgi. Wow sooo good. Also newt has been to Transylvania say what?

  • @Not_4uoo
    @Not_4uoo 3 года назад +25

    Newt is the best part of hack the movies

  • @gregevigan
    @gregevigan 3 года назад +9

    Rhona Mitra WAS Lara Croft, she was the first model to portray the character in promo for the first game. DO your research,

    • @rubberghost8566
      @rubberghost8566 3 года назад +1

      Nathalie Cook was first, Rhona second.

    • @jesseslack2089
      @jesseslack2089 3 года назад +1

      @@rubberghost8566 She was the first that I remember, and yes Rhona did as well but that was after.

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 2 года назад

      yeah she was second but DEFINITELY the best one and the one that was able to sustain a lucrative career off it

  • @SpiderS2099
    @SpiderS2099 3 года назад +3

    I def had fun with that movie in my childhood, but now I’m afraid to check it, still this movie has most accurate Shelly’s Frankenstein.

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      It's a good movie, I don't get the hate???

  • @colinellis8222
    @colinellis8222 3 года назад +4

    The more Newt and Crystal fight the better 😄

  • @tommyd4271
    @tommyd4271 3 года назад +3

    So is this Newts last episode?

  • @RidleyCinema
    @RidleyCinema 3 года назад +5

    Me and my girlfriend riffed Van Helsing once, we talked over the movie so much we ended up making our own narrative to the film. Val Helsing was trying to stop the Werewolf guy from trying to have an incestuous relationship with his sister. The reason Van Helsing and Dracula were at each other was cause they had a gay fling with each other when they were kids at summer camp and it didnt end well.

    • @thomaseverette1658
      @thomaseverette1658 3 года назад +1

      Lame

    • @1sliiver
      @1sliiver 3 года назад

      @@thomaseverette1658 That you are. This is a WAY better plotline to this movie.

  • @generalpotato9140
    @generalpotato9140 3 года назад +5

    One of my favorite Guilty pleasures

  • @aler0506
    @aler0506 3 года назад +1

    Glad to see Newt back. I would like you guys to review 1984 Dune. I am sure Newt will have a cool story from when he was working as a projectionist.

  • @Beavis-ej3ny
    @Beavis-ej3ny 3 года назад +1

    Van Helsing came out around the same time as The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's one of those twin films, where 2 similar movies come out around the same time, in this case it was a coincidence, but they're both about famous literary/horror characters coming together, and they both have a Jekyll And Hyde character who's like the hulk.

    • @mr.exposition
      @mr.exposition 3 года назад +1

      I always thought they were connected because of the giant Mr Hyde lol

  • @LegacyFable
    @LegacyFable Год назад +1

    I still love this movie yes it's so stupid and its bad but I just love this movie

  • @trekadam30
    @trekadam30 3 года назад

    1. The vampire in the Subspecies movies was called Radu.
    2. List of Subspecies movies:
    Subspecies (1991)
    Bloodstone: Subspecies 2 (1993)
    Bloodlust: Subspecies 3 (1994)
    Vampire Journals (1997) [This was a spin-off of Subspecies & therefore not technically a sequel]
    Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm (1998)

  • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
    @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 3 года назад +1

    Missed opportunity to get Newt in a Phantom of the Opera mask

  • @bloodprince86
    @bloodprince86 3 года назад +4

    I might be in the minority but I actually enjoyed this movie I know it's not perfect but it was pretty good for it's time

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад +1

      Look in the comment section, you're apart of the majority that liked it. There's a lot of weird haters for it

    • @bloodprince86
      @bloodprince86 2 года назад

      @@worldserpent731 I agree 100% with you good sir

  • @ikedogman1
    @ikedogman1 Год назад

    When I saw Van Helsing in the theater because the person I was with refused to see Mean Girls, the film caught on fire and melted and then we sat in the dark for 15 minutes until the next reel was started up. It made the movie better though because there was less of it.

  • @_alexsummerz_
    @_alexsummerz_ 3 года назад +4

    didn't know Newt wasn't well..glad he's good - he's the best part of the show tbh

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 2 года назад

    35:02 The Holey guy in Red is another Summers Actor from The Brendon Fraser Mummy.

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 2 года назад

    I went to see this with a bunch of friends, right when the Mr Hyde scene finished my friend leaned over and said “this is awesome!“ and it was all downhill from there. I fell asleep and two friends left and would rather wait in the lobby and play House of the Dead than sit through Van Helsing

  • @Shintigercurl
    @Shintigercurl 3 года назад +1

    yes, the movie is jank but i, and apparently a ton of other people, love it. that's the mark of true fandom: to be able to love something, even knowing how bad it is. kind of like drax's message to mantis.

  • @patrickcharles6983
    @patrickcharles6983 3 года назад +2

    The Tom Cruise version of the Mummy or Van Helsing, which attempt at bringing back the universal monsters botched it more? 🤔

    • @Thecatdrums3
      @Thecatdrums3 3 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @spideyfan1990
      @spideyfan1990 3 года назад +1

      I’ve seen both in theaters over the years. At least with this, I remember enjoying “q” and Kate Beckensale

    • @shanester1832
      @shanester1832 3 года назад +2

      Definitely the Cruise Mummy. This at least has fun stuff and is a cool general idea.
      The Mummy was just a drag. "Ooh the Creature's hand!" That was the peak moment of that movie for me, 2 seconds of a taxidermied hand.

  • @CheefChaos
    @CheefChaos 3 года назад +4

    Went to universal randomly in LA back in the 2000's and they had an exhibit of a bunch of the props from the movie, always avoided it for years, just never saw it and didn't want to watch with commericals, finally caught it last year, it was way better than I thought it would be

  • @robertsaul234
    @robertsaul234 2 года назад

    One of Dracula's wives, Elena Anaya, was the lead in Pedro Almodovar's The Skin I Live In, which is a modern retelling of the Frankenstein story.

  • @KingLizard616
    @KingLizard616 3 года назад +9

    Newt is back, yeah!

  • @stogyonwheels819
    @stogyonwheels819 3 года назад +3

    Do "The Monster Squad"

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 3 года назад

    There is an animated movie called Igor which is basically very much if Tim Burton did a movie in CGI. Josie Moran was the vampiress in the Backstreet Boys 'Everybody' music video.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 года назад +1

    Dr. Jekyll was always a bad guy. This is something ever adaptation of the Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde gets wrong. It's not about the dichotomy of good vs evil. Jekyll is already evil. The character himself THINKS it's about the dichotomy of good vs evil because Henry Jekyll is a psychopath who can't distinguish good from social regard. This is why he creates the Hyde DISGUISE. It's not a separate personality, it a mask. That's why his name is HIDE. It's so he can engage in his terrible impulses without risk to his reputation.

  • @John.Kramer
    @John.Kramer 3 года назад +1

    Let's goooo, Taking about tape! 💪🏻🇺🇸

  • @ashleyp3662
    @ashleyp3662 3 года назад +4

    Hey i love this dumb movie

  • @sledgemofo1898
    @sledgemofo1898 3 года назад +1

    “I’m going to paralyze the other side of your face.”

  • @patneder6719
    @patneder6719 3 года назад +2

    Yo that beat in the beginning was dope asf 🔥

  • @alexanderkantakusiniii8411
    @alexanderkantakusiniii8411 3 года назад +1

    Good kate beckinshit movie...last days of disco, and she is pretty good in it as well...her character is ripe and cunty...

  • @cthulhupthagn5771
    @cthulhupthagn5771 3 года назад +2

    I thought that this was a fairly good film. It has flaws, mainly that they tried to cram way too much (kind of like Green Lantern) into its run time, instead of building over several films.

  • @controlZchannel
    @controlZchannel 3 года назад

    Plot twist: that was a plague village that they raided so the vampires were inadvertently killing themselves anyway

  • @jond5830
    @jond5830 3 года назад

    For what it's worth, Mark Hamill did indeed perform the voice for Wolverine, but he had played the character in "X2: Wolverine's Revenge" (a pretty good game). But Hugh Jackman voiced his character in "X-men Origins: Wolverine" (another good game). Still, though, y'all are right. Mark Hamill has done a lot of voice work.

  • @MutaScale
    @MutaScale 3 года назад +1

    HD did not do this movie any favors as me and my dad found out when watching it on... either Starz or HBO, like the last ten minutes of "Children of The Corn 3". (That's a film that's gotta be covered on here) The effects were bad already, but they were ten times worse when watching it in 1080p. XD

  • @MrJackTheRippah
    @MrJackTheRippah 2 года назад +1

    Seems to be Newt's last episode, what happened?

    • @HackTheMovies
      @HackTheMovies  2 года назад +1

      He got fired.

    • @MrDink-po9hr
      @MrDink-po9hr 2 года назад

      He's not doing anything related to ScreenWave because he was the cause of the plagiarism controversy regarding last year's Monster Madness.

  • @kingcaesar3693
    @kingcaesar3693 3 года назад +2

    At least the game was fun. As someone who loves all of the DMC games it was neat to play.

  • @R.J.Godzilla81
    @R.J.Godzilla81 3 года назад

    My Top 12 Favorite Universal Monster movies:
    #01) The Wolfman
    #02) Bride of Frankenstein
    #03) Frankenstein meets The Wolfman
    #04) Creature From The Black Lagoon
    #05) The Invisible Man
    #06) The Invisible Man Returns
    #07) Dracula
    #08) Ghost of Frankenstein
    #09) Revenge of The Creature
    #10) The Mummy’s Hand
    #11) Frankenstein
    #12) Dracula’s Daughter

  • @JessHull
    @JessHull 3 года назад +7

    Where did Crystal get those eye glasses? I really like them. I need new frames and those look great.

    • @Crystalquin
      @Crystalquin 3 года назад +3

      I'm addicted to eyebuydirect I have tons of different pairs!

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 года назад

    Peter Cushing played Van Helsing as a vampire hunter in old Hammer movies for a long time.

  • @wfkernea
    @wfkernea 3 года назад +3

    Well dang guys I liked this movie

    • @worldserpent731
      @worldserpent731 2 года назад

      A lot of people did, they have an unpopular view. I don't understand the hate???

    • @wfkernea
      @wfkernea 2 года назад

      @@worldserpent731 yes same here I think the movie was pretty good