CORRECTIONS Episode 71: Week of Monday, January 30

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2023
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like not naming the writer who wrote a Wednesday joke in Surprise Inspection and showing a picture of a dairy cow while mentioning beef prices.
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  • @A.a.dub89
    @A.a.dub89 Год назад +513

    To think of all the times Surprise Inspection was mocked for having too long an intro, and then Animal Flubs waltzes in with a multi-part song structure

    • @kennislora
      @kennislora Год назад +29

      i literally couldn't breathe by the end

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 Год назад +50

      F-L-U-B-S are the five letters you use to spell flubs, animal flubs.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Год назад +24

      Song could’ve been a biiiiit longer imo 😂

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch Год назад +10

      Was there a waltz? I missed the waltz.

    • @jbstein
      @jbstein Год назад +12

      My cheeks are wet with tears

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Год назад +925

    I like how corrections is morphing into Show and Tell

  • @howlingwolf317
    @howlingwolf317 Год назад +174

    Refusing to say the writer who wrote the Wednesday joke a second time was a great bit that flew under the radar.

  • @c.w.9501
    @c.w.9501 Год назад +243

    The level of laughter at Wally being called out for tardiness to the HR training brings me happiness I can't quite articulate.

    • @wallacerose8663
      @wallacerose8663 Год назад +14

      Do your initials 'C.W.' stand for Cuecard Wally?

    • @humanperson8061
      @humanperson8061 Год назад +9

      @@wallacerose8663 Nice try, Wallace "Wally" Rose.

    • @mick7even
      @mick7even Год назад +1

      You articulated!

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Год назад +1

      Tardiness is a hostile act. It's not funny.

    • @nuttygirl83
      @nuttygirl83 Год назад +7

      @@humboldthammer Are you serious? Those with executive functioning issues find it extremely difficult to be on time. Nothing hostile or disrespectful about it. I can get up early, have everything ready, and still somehow I end up late. Though the up early part and everything ready doesn't happen very often. We struggle with it and try to improve. It isn't purposeful at all. I feel badly about it every time.

  • @Prom591
    @Prom591 Год назад +645

    At the risk of betraying the sad state of my life, Corrections is easily the best part of my week!

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Год назад +11

      Same, especially now that _Um, Actually's_ posting schedule has become more sporadic.

    • @maidenheadvideos
      @maidenheadvideos Год назад +3

      @@jb888888888 wow, i couldn’t imagine why these two shows would have any crossover in their audiences

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +7

      Jackal love is real!

    • @JoeLaFon3
      @JoeLaFon3 Год назад +1

      That's not betrayal

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell Год назад +8

      I guess my life is sad. I mean, I already knew that. I watch Corrections with anticipation and excitement.

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 Год назад +636

    That's animal flubs thing had me laughing harder than it should have

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet Год назад +18

      That is a new earworm, for sure. Thanks, Seth!

    • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
      @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Год назад +45

      Me too, the longer the song went on, the more I was laughing!

    • @caitymarie3975
      @caitymarie3975 Год назад +20

      Watching that at 420 am was like a fever dream

    • @saratuppenveloso8301
      @saratuppenveloso8301 Год назад +12

      I cried laughing. So good.

    • @brothajohn
      @brothajohn Год назад +24

      I thought for sure he was going to say “Animal Flubs!” with that Jackal Skull. 😂😂😂

  • @jevonsw1
    @jevonsw1 Год назад +227

    The fact that Seth takes time out to make custom jokes for RUclips fans and he gets to pal around with staff…award-worthy stuff. You jackals are blessed and you love the ribbings he gives you.
    Wishing continued success to Seth and the crew.

    • @LateNightwithStudBuyers
      @LateNightwithStudBuyers Год назад +13

      So would you say they're ribbed for our pleasure?

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon Год назад +6

      @@LateNightwithStudBuyers Seth is the communal Fleshlight of the jackal fan base.

    • @eric7591
      @eric7591 Год назад +1

      @@SyzygyNoon Holy crap, that comment got me!

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад

      @@eric7591 it was jackal level awesome.

  • @janey3407
    @janey3407 Год назад +155

    The 'crotch' pronunciation 'correction' was pure gold 😂😂

  • @seventennorth
    @seventennorth Год назад +366

    imagining sal gentile sweating and researching and working until the last second to put out the 14-minute thursday closer look and all along through the wall hearing the faint sound of seth meyers thoughtfully, atonally muttering “animal flubs. animal flubs” into his voice memos

  • @davidadams3408
    @davidadams3408 Год назад +666

    The fact that corrections is basically done for the enjoyment of the team, just makes it better and funnier.

    • @sparkax
      @sparkax Год назад +29

      I still think of the second or third time Seth did this, hearing Amber Ruffin scream off camera "Seth, stop!!! Don't give them what they want!!!" Or something to that effect!!!!

    • @kit2770
      @kit2770 Год назад +1

      Agreed

    • @KissesFromCanada
      @KissesFromCanada Год назад +12

      Sorry Seth, but I must insist on hearing the Animal Flubs soundtrack EVERY WEEK. Cuz it’s funny AF

    • @americannewsjapan
      @americannewsjapan Год назад

      Are bees animals though?

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +7

      The crew laughing makes it so very awesome.

  • @xenidus
    @xenidus Год назад +99

    That straight faced "SEVEN DAYS" was comedic perfection. And the acapella comment deserved way more laughter. That had me tearing up.

  • @MorganBoyle
    @MorganBoyle Год назад +183

    These segments make me feel like I'm sitting in a writer's room. It feels incredibly genuine

  • @kittyKatwesttt
    @kittyKatwesttt Год назад +183

    This may have been the most unhinged corrections I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

    • @carlpop2324
      @carlpop2324 Год назад +7

      I likevwhat you did there, Taylor! Well-played!

    • @squee599
      @squee599 Год назад

      Just like that jackal skull's jaw!

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 Год назад +94

    I like how well Seth knows his audience and has to explains that he knows you don’t have to say ‘baby’ when you say ‘bear cubs’.

  • @hollidayramblers7890
    @hollidayramblers7890 Год назад +72

    The 'Animal Flubs' song is honestly the absolute very best segment theme song I have EVER heard in my life. Ever. Plus, exceptional animation.
    A+ Y'all

  • @fred_fred_fred
    @fred_fred_fred Год назад +94

    Whoever came up with the Animal Flubs song deserves a raise and an award.

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 Год назад +3

      A Tony Award.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Год назад +9

      Seth, this is all Seth!

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +2

      More like they deserve some neighs and an ant horde amirite??

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Год назад +4

      The song is the reward itself.
      Also, gonna have that stuck in my head all day!

    • @ibelle42
      @ibelle42 Год назад +3

      Should be an EGOT all at once.

  • @TrevorAllen
    @TrevorAllen Год назад +157

    Somehow the subtle steady increase of inside jokes for the crew & staff especially is making Corrections funnier.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Год назад +6

      I don’t think it’s possible to increase over 100%

    • @ElonsDiamondMine
      @ElonsDiamondMine Год назад +2

      @@saar144 100% x 7 days = 700%
      then Mac Tonight induced heart failure

  • @bradford433
    @bradford433 Год назад +200

    Easily the best segment on RUclips. Every week it's tears without fail. May CORRECTIONS live on forever!

    • @KevinMeeker4L
      @KevinMeeker4L Год назад +2

      Technically it's not every week, since they do take weeks off for some reason.

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad Год назад +4

      @@KevinMeeker4L Technically correct *is* the best kind of correct.

  • @dougshaw2944
    @dougshaw2944 Год назад +52

    I laughed so hard that I cried during the "Animal Flubs" theme song.
    Thank you all for making Friday morning coffee time this much better.
    where (this = corrections)

  • @henrikhanssen6321
    @henrikhanssen6321 Год назад +35

    Corrections is, by far, the best thing to come out of lockdown. It’s like this wonderful fever dream we all get to share. Thank you Seth.

  • @PookaBazooka
    @PookaBazooka Год назад +28

    More than that, he said "Here's THE Thing." The hand character on the Addam's Family is just "Thing." "THE Thing" is a big rocky orange guy who fights with the Fantastic Four.

    • @gusstavv
      @gusstavv Год назад +3

      Crtl
      THE THING
      The thing is under control.

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges Год назад +6

      IT’S CORRECTIONIN’ TIME

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Год назад

      You're right, I will give you that, but splitting hairs that hard puts you on the same level as THE Ohio State University! Yes, Big Ten dickishness!

  • @NotoriousEmu
    @NotoriousEmu Год назад +47

    90s teen here. Every weekend we were poppin grays and listening to all the Verve bands. Thank you for the memories lol

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Год назад +14

      People would ask us how they taste and we always told them they were bittersweet, symphony, this life.
      So much better than when they made the grey froot loops. Those just tasted like standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.

    • @louiebee6745
      @louiebee6745 Год назад +3

      We were only freshmen at closing time.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n Год назад

      As I recall, things could get pretty wild when my friends and I popped those grays. I'm sure that's what Marcy Playground was singing about too...

  • @mattbarker97
    @mattbarker97 Год назад +54

    Corrections truly gets better and better every week. The callback to the 7 days from last week, the (what seemed to be) genuine callout to Wally showing up late, and then the absolute glee on Seth's face when he pulled out the M&Ms at the end....screw the Emmys, this is OSCAR WORTHY

  • @boomslangCA
    @boomslangCA Год назад +32

    I saw the Jim Croce joke coming inbound from a mile away and I still laughed.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Год назад +187

    If Wally is the last to arrive at meetings, that explains so much about the Zoom call
    P.S. That jackal skull was amazing. Along with the Frisbee joke. For a second, I thought Samberg was screwing with Seth again.

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 Год назад +14

      My first thought was that the Frisbee joke was a continuation of the Reillys joke, then I went to Samberg.

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden Год назад +6

      I love that Wally DGAF. More power to him!

    • @StephanieAly
      @StephanieAly Год назад +6

      For a second I thought we were FINALLY going to get Seth to pay up for losing his NBA Finals bet to Andy

    • @ghostlyamy
      @ghostlyamy Год назад +7

      I was really hoping for the letter to end with "Love Andy" or something

    • @TheLauren800
      @TheLauren800 Год назад +3

      OMG same i kept waiting for him to say "from Andy"

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 Год назад +39

    I was honestly expecting that inside the Jackal's mouth would be a skeletal Mac Tonight.

    • @rhiannablumberg4803
      @rhiannablumberg4803 Год назад +1

      that would have been awesome!!!!

    • @jillsherman9896
      @jillsherman9896 Год назад +1

      I was expecting a jump-cut and another “Seven days!” warning.

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +2

      Just wait till next week. Seth did say he reads the comments. I'll be watching. v

  • @tartra
    @tartra Год назад +9

    Animal Flubs is the single greatest thing I've ever seen. Especially the intro seamlessly incorporating all five flubbed animals.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад

      Flubs even sounds like a cute type of animal. "Flubs" are when baby animals are at their cutest.

  • @theothersmith9570
    @theothersmith9570 Год назад +28

    Last week I avoided the doll curse by sending a screen shot to my kids with no context. For obvious reasons I can’t do that this week, so I guess I’ll have to send it to my ex-wife this week.
    Probably should have started with that last week.

  • @NM-gg1qx
    @NM-gg1qx Год назад +186

    My favourite 3 things about living on the west coast:
    1. Mild climate
    2. Smell of the ocean
    3. Getting to watch Corrections on Thursday night because of the 3 hour difference

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh Год назад +19

      WEST COAST JACKALS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 Год назад +9

      Yeah. Cornwall's great.

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 Год назад +3

      Never staying up till midnight to watch any late night show or SNL

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Год назад +8

      When you get cocky like that, it makes people east of you schedule meetings for what you call "5-6A.M." I'm not telling you to not be proud, I'm suggesting you be more subtle! 😆

    • @MyAngrySanta
      @MyAngrySanta Год назад +1

      Historical note: the name arcade of roses was a big FU … er, I mean enticement to people living with inclement weather

  • @alorahkr
    @alorahkr Год назад +50

    if the jackal skull is not visible in corrections next week, you'll get corrections on letting it be the one to say "see me next week" lol

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Год назад +12

      This is one of the best #prejackaling comments I've ever read! Nice work!

    • @jsilberg
      @jsilberg Год назад +22

      @@reg2611 Premature jackalation, if you will

    • @DrAndyShick
      @DrAndyShick Год назад +5

      Technically, his saying "see me next week" is a command. Commands (like questions) do not have a truth value. Hence, there can be no correction

    • @peterg5383
      @peterg5383 Год назад +4

      @@DrAndyShick: "imperative"

    • @alorahkr
      @alorahkr Год назад +4

      @@DrAndyShick Two things:
      1) If someone invites you to see them and then is not there when you arrive, that's a logical inconsistency, which could still be categorized as a storytelling *mistake.*
      2) The phrase "See me next week," is a play on "See you next week." The latter phrase has an implied "I'll" at the beginning, and so it would follow that the former phrase has an implied "You'll" at the beginning. In that case, the full statement is "You'll see me next week," which is a statement of fact and not an imperative sentence.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Год назад +31

    😂😂 best jokes for me were The Verve/Verve Pipe ones, and how Seth still didn't name who did the Thing/Wednesday joke 😂😂
    p.s and the Animal Flubs song 🤣

  • @YarrBr0
    @YarrBr0 Год назад +40

    I love how meta this show gets

  • @lb5368
    @lb5368 Год назад +145

    😭😭🤣🤣🤣Had to pause because the Animal Flubs theme song made me cry-laugh so hard I couldn't breathe, let alone see the screen!!!! I adore your responses to our corrections, Seth! Hope you enjoy that jackal skull simmered for hours in a rich broth with root vegetables, and you'll be able to taste our snarky essence! 🐾🥣🐺🦂

    • @mjbates
      @mjbates Год назад +2

      OMG, I hope they play the whole song everytime!

    • @erinball7781
      @erinball7781 Год назад +3

      @@mjbates i was hoping for an extended version

    • @lykander9906
      @lykander9906 Год назад +2

      @@erinball7781 Yes, we need an hour-long Animal Flubs Lo-Fi to study to.

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 Год назад +2

      @@erinball7781 Maybe a remix by Amber Ruffin and Tarik Davis?

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Год назад +3

      Taste our snarky essence. 🤣

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Год назад +136

    JACKALS UNITE!

  • @a24396
    @a24396 Год назад +17

    The joy that Seth exudes here is the best part... It's just 100% inside jokes and written/presented for the crew. It makes it such an amazing thing to watch... Thanks so much for posting!

  • @tamaraandersson2532
    @tamaraandersson2532 Год назад +13

    Words cannot express how much I love the Animal Flubs intro! I snorted white wine up my nose and it hurt A LOT, and it was still great.

    • @arijones09
      @arijones09 Год назад

      I spat mine out

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +3

      So many people talk about having breakfast while watching Seth's show, so I'm going to pretend you drink white wine for breakfast 🍷

  • @YT-Lucas
    @YT-Lucas Год назад +40

    16:10 - the moment we learn Seth spent 1997 huffing paint out of m&m bags.

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 Год назад

      They say the real grey ones are priceless and rare.
      I dare say Seth tried to paint them grey. Why?
      To mess with us.
      So you may be right!

  • @eejaypea
    @eejaypea Год назад +35

    The Animal Flubs jingle is perfect.

    • @ruthmarland835
      @ruthmarland835 Год назад

      Nooo, the jingle is too long.

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 Год назад

      And koala babies aren't called cubs.

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Год назад

      @@nomadpurple6154 Well, he said... sang... whatever, that he had to cut corners with the rhymes because he was ordered to write a song even though he should work on a closer look

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer Год назад +20

    Actually, you were totally allowed to eat the gray M&M and still win the prize. It was the wrapper with the "you win" label on the inside that you needed to get the money.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +3

      I bet they're regretting that fact now!

    • @ltdangelo
      @ltdangelo Год назад +4

      Yes but the "you win" ink was even harder stuff

    • @rharri04
      @rharri04 Год назад +1

      You haven’t lived until you’ve licked some ‘you win’ wrapper ink.

  • @emmaloser642
    @emmaloser642 Год назад +5

    Seth saying The Verve Pipe lyrics has me HOWLING!!!!! I love you sir

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +171

    Aww, it’s really cute that Seth thinks it’s mainly 20-somethings here instead of those of us in our 30-pluses (;

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Год назад +39

      Think the joke is he knows his audience is more likely Gen X than Millennials - to the despair of the marketing department... 🙃

    • @djradost6524
      @djradost6524 Год назад +32

      @@MariaVosa i mean, that whole bit with the verve/verve pipe was clearly aimed at the 90s kids among us - i'm sure i'm not the only one!

    • @noellerose3453
      @noellerose3453 Год назад +8

      @@djradost6524 his quote of the freshman song was like going in a time machine to high school in 97. That God awful song was everywhere all the time.

    • @LE-te9vx
      @LE-te9vx Год назад +4

      I feel like I remember being a child and seeing ads for those clapping lights on TV…??? Memory unlocked that I didn’t know I had

    • @maryheitert3569
      @maryheitert3569 Год назад +23

      I'm 70. Representing Baby Boomers everywhere.

  • @atanaskirov8137
    @atanaskirov8137 Год назад +54

    At this point, I keep coming back not so much for the corrections, but for the lore. Just sitting here, wondering to myself what else could there be to the Reilly story arc.

    • @cryptozoolibrarian
      @cryptozoolibrarian Год назад +9

      I hope it goes as long as the E.B. White saga at least

  • @danielhalverson2742
    @danielhalverson2742 Год назад +16

    I love that animal flubs intro song, how it goes on and on for like 10 minutes. All my favorite late night jokes are seth f'ing with audience expectations

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo Год назад +16

    *CORRECTION:*
    If five animals were singing the same song together, you'd hear more than one animal...and the Koala would have an Australian accent.

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess Год назад +4

      Ooh, I hope he sees this one and gives them all unique voices next time.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +2

      CORRECTION: animals don't talk, so it doesn't matter. Who's to say that five different species, if they learned to speak and sing English, wouldn't sound exactly like the two vocal cords in Seth's voice?

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Год назад +1

      Pretty sure it’s like a grade school chorus class where one person is singing, and the rest of the group is just mouthing the words.

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 Год назад +10

    >Seth starts talking with a skeleton
    Me: Oh, now I miss Geoff from Craig Ferguson's show.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen Год назад

      That's what is missing from late night television these days

  • @thompsonnoel
    @thompsonnoel Год назад +87

    That animal flubs intro is the funniest thing I've ever seen on corrections 😂😂

    • @ThatLeBelKid
      @ThatLeBelKid Год назад +7

      F! L! U! B! S!

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- Год назад +2

      Im crying over here 😂🤣😂

    • @leighcolby
      @leighcolby Год назад +2

      I was crying!

    • @kicsms_science3729
      @kicsms_science3729 Год назад +2

      Same!

    • @johnd5931
      @johnd5931 Год назад +1

      @@ThatLeBelKid ...are the five letters...you use...to spell flubs!

  • @LittleBitVic
    @LittleBitVic Год назад +13

    How I fervently wish the rest of the show would be filmed in this format. Only staff as the audience, no edits, Seth chilling with a drink -- a well-appreciated atmosphere first developed near quarantine's end. Corrections has really refined the vibe to comedic perfection for RUclips viewers. It's a shame cable holds back progress for a funnier Late Night because it needs to fit an old medium's restrictions, but I wonder what percentage of their revenue comes from streaming these days.

  • @gwenbrubaker592
    @gwenbrubaker592 Год назад +6

    Not in the "lion's share- I will be 70 this year. Seth, you're my favorite late show comedian. My cat, Henry and I watch you every morning. Thanks for being there for us.

    • @balmond
      @balmond Год назад +2

      I'm 67 and I have breakfast with Seth every morning when I watch the show recorded the previous night.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +1

      I love that you think your cat is watching this with you. Cats watch Seth's show on their own. You're simply "allowed" to be there.

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 Год назад +140

    never ever stop doing this segment!!! I cannot express how much jot it brings to my life each week! ty all!!!!

    • @papamaniac2410
      @papamaniac2410 Год назад +6

      Need to add to corrections, it is 'joy' not 'jot'.

    • @bitchenboutique6953
      @bitchenboutique6953 Год назад +9

      :pushes glasses up nose with paw: It matters not a jot.
      :laughs in jackal:

    • @TimmyRiordan
      @TimmyRiordan Год назад +6

      ​@@papamaniac2410 I think it's short-paw for getting to jot down so many additional corrections throughout the segment.

    • @yesloow
      @yesloow Год назад +4

      so much jot!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Год назад +5

      @@TimmyRiordan short-paw, nice 😂🐾

  • @gracefulwretch
    @gracefulwretch Год назад +73

    The frisbee joke had me laughing out loud so hard 😂

  • @steviei
    @steviei Год назад +9

    Second time I've jumped at the 7 days bit. Had my coworker wondering if I was ok.
    Told them I have 7 days.
    Then of course had to show them this video to survive.

  • @virginiatyree6705
    @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +9

    I'm a jackal, & I approve of this Corrections! Too 🤣😂🤣 Thanks Seth & Co.

  • @jenfold
    @jenfold Год назад +14

    I have to assume that by untaping the jackal skull and opening it's jaws Seth just released an ancient curse.

    • @jadedragoness2736
      @jadedragoness2736 Год назад +1

      Yeah, he'll never be rid of the jackals now! 😁

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 Год назад

      He already is cursed by us jackals, what could possibly be worse :D

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +104

    That doll jumpscare is the reason why I tuned in to this segment week after week. Bless you, Seth and co! Bless you!

    • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
      @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Год назад +7

      And the screech along with it. got me both times.

    • @casinomann
      @casinomann Год назад +5

      But it started last week?

    • @TimmyRiordan
      @TimmyRiordan Год назад +6

      @@casinomann They tuned in last week, and this week: week after week.

    • @GiantTinyBalls
      @GiantTinyBalls Год назад +9

      7 days

    • @---l---
      @---l--- Год назад +2

      It happened right after I read this. Dang it Jackels!

  • @deanmoulton8994
    @deanmoulton8994 Год назад +3

    15:51 That is why Wally wears sun glasses inside!

  • @braxtonwalker1296
    @braxtonwalker1296 Год назад +84

    Yoooooo, that The Ring style 7 days warning after the doll head jump scare TRULY SENT ME!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 It literally just made me double over in laughter... Seth please never stop, we jackals, need this DESPERATELY! 🧡

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Год назад +2

      It was so unexpected! Happy to report that I did live another week though.

    • @nedim_guitar
      @nedim_guitar Год назад +1

      Did you see the one last week?

    • @braxtonwalker1296
      @braxtonwalker1296 Год назад +1

      @Nedim K (nedomedo) I had only watched halfway through, I literally stopped at the part midway where he mentioned the Mac Tonight reference about showing it to someone else....ahahahahahaha!!! THIS JUST GOT INFINITELY MORE FUNNY!!! But now that I watched to the end, I'm crying all over again! Thanks, fellow jackal 😂😂😂 what a way to start the day....

    • @nedim_guitar
      @nedim_guitar Год назад +2

      @@braxtonwalker1296 It's the highlight of the week for many of us, and that's not sad in any way! 😂

    • @braxtonwalker1296
      @braxtonwalker1296 Год назад

      @Nedim K (nedomedo) *laughs in painful understanding of that statement* 😆

  • @nomadpurple6154
    @nomadpurple6154 Год назад +6

    Misread the title as Animal Fluids and didn't flinch a second, sounded reasonable that Seth would talk on this subject.

    • @bluejay5045
      @bluejay5045 Год назад

      Technically he did with the drinking your own pee bit.

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays Год назад +7

    This was hilarious. I'm so glad I watch corrections. Not kidding I laughed out loud many times.

  • @abi188
    @abi188 Год назад +7

    I love corrections but at this point I don’t think I can even attempt to explain it to any friends. There’s too much lore lol

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +1

      But so much lore starts fresh with each episode! They may not get the jackal skull (for example) if they start next week, but they'll get whatever new thing appears.

  • @farhan_jiwani
    @farhan_jiwani Год назад +9

    Goddammit you got me again with that doll again while I was high AF!
    I was feeling so blissful after Animal Flubs too... 😭

    • @dannynysus
      @dannynysus Год назад +1

      While you were high Animal Flubs?

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Год назад +37

    Animal Flubs better be a recurring segment Seth!

    • @silviastanziola659
      @silviastanziola659 Год назад

      Well, they do owe us an a capella version.

    • @bluejay5045
      @bluejay5045 Год назад

      They make enough animal flubs for it.

    • @silviastanziola659
      @silviastanziola659 Год назад

      @@bluejay5045 have they offended you personally?

    • @bluejay5045
      @bluejay5045 Год назад +1

      @@silviastanziola659 nope. I enjoy them because then we get more Animal Flubs.

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- Год назад

      Well, with the amount of animal flubs they make each week, I'd imagine it's quite likely!

  • @williamameden9095
    @williamameden9095 Год назад +3

    This flying farmer from northern VT loves corrections! Thanks for sharing laughter with the jackals of the world.

  • @Neverender28
    @Neverender28 Год назад +2

    I think this one needs to be submitted for award consideration. That animal flubs intro is THE BEST.

  • @seanys
    @seanys Год назад +145

    As a West Aussie, part of me died when Seth mispronounced quokka.

    • @lennychurch
      @lennychurch Год назад +16

      As a Victorian who once visited Rottnest Island, same here.

    • @christopheroconnor7659
      @christopheroconnor7659 Год назад +25

      @@samkubs3703 there are a fair few us I’d say going by the E-Mew vs. E-Moo issue.

    • @cecilias.5887
      @cecilias.5887 Год назад +1

      Yup

    • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
      @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Год назад +15

      Is it e-mew or e-moo? Asking for a friend. And for me.

    • @UpstateMediaNY
      @UpstateMediaNY Год назад +10

      @@samkubs3703 Would they be jackals or "Jackos" named after the Aussie guy who used to do those Energizer commercials?

  • @schempgirl1
    @schempgirl1 Год назад +180

    Hey Seth and fellow jackals, I just wanted to let everyone know that this week I did a lot better. I hope you all have a great weekend.

    • @Hav3nMaina
      @Hav3nMaina Год назад +23

      Hey I'm proud of you

    • @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556
      @canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 Год назад +21

      Good stuff! You deserve a good next week also!

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 Год назад +20

      Yay jackal! Proud of you

    • @carterfamily3890
      @carterfamily3890 Год назад +18

      Good to hear! Have a wonderful weekend too!

    • @noamfinnegan8663
      @noamfinnegan8663 Год назад +14

      Ditto
      And everyone flourishes in the breathtaking-awe of all that we've touched, loved and saw.
      ☘️💚🍀
      🇮🇪💞🇺🇲

  • @ODUBlue
    @ODUBlue Год назад +2

    The "Animal Flubs" song could pass for a vintage Conan bit. Chef's kiss.

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 Год назад +2

    It's been a week since I saw that horrifying picture the first time and am still alive but I still wouldn't want it to be a recurrence.

  • @kaylasolomon9578
    @kaylasolomon9578 Год назад +24

    love the manic energy corrections has. truly wonderful

  • @erukaseven
    @erukaseven Год назад +29

    Love the way he informed us that someone pointed out he said crocheted wrong. Brilliant tbh.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Год назад +7

      As if he hasn't mispronounced it completely on purpose to begin with....

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- Год назад +2

      He'll get Patty on his back again!

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 Год назад +3

    *spoiler* that calm ass “seven days” after the jump scare killed me 😂

  • @hughpatrick8029
    @hughpatrick8029 Год назад +6

    Ok guys I needed to write this to let you all know….. that animal flub jingle almost killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimfeddema6302
    @kimfeddema6302 Год назад +22

    the thing here is that you're still WAY OFF with the radioactive capsule animal flub. Quokkas (pronounced KWOCK-ahs with 'ock' as in lock) are still about 740 miles away from where the radioactive capsule was found. Really you should have used either dingoes or perenties (pur-ENT-ees - an already massive lizard that would basically become Godzilla)

    • @amberhale2410
      @amberhale2410 Год назад +2

      But a giant quokka would be so cute - and that would be funny. Although hearing Seth say dingo would also be funny.

    • @kimfeddema6302
      @kimfeddema6302 Год назад

      @@amberhale2410 if its a Quokka from down near Albany (5 hours drive even further south than rottnest) then it might be cute, but the Rottnest ones are suuuuuuper inbred and diseased and totally unafraid of humans because they get fed all the time so you know they'd be gross

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Год назад

      And this whole story is way off what Cesium-137 would do to a mammal body in such a low dosage. There's no chance of "Spider-Man" super powers, you would just get sick.

    • @noodle_fc
      @noodle_fc Год назад

      @@johnobrien2373 The way this is phrased it sounds like you're saying Spider-Man super powers are in play if the dosage is high enough.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Год назад

      @@noodle_fc Valid point! My bad.

  • @drew3030
    @drew3030 Год назад +31

    Haha Seth made an animal flub in the animal flubs section with the pronunciation of "quokka". It's kwok-ah, not kwoak-ah. I love how long the intro was, that was funnier than the segment 😀

    • @leighcolby
      @leighcolby Год назад +7

      I believe that's a sub flub.

    • @specialkali
      @specialkali Год назад +1

      I was gonna say the same thing lol

    • @chasingcarly
      @chasingcarly Год назад +4

      and also having a koala refer to its baby as a cub was a flub, as it's a joey. So that was a sub cub flub.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Год назад +1

      Not to be confused with a cloaca.

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 Год назад

      @@chasingcarly isn't that a baby kangaroo?

  • @mainemade73
    @mainemade73 Год назад +2

    OK I was one of the people who commented on this Wednesday/Thing joke. You're a total Bratamis Prime Mr. Meyers... And I'm here for it. Signed, one of your loving Jackals 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +9

    WAIT!!!!! I have spent the last two minutes laughing so hard that my chest hurts!!!!! @3:00, when Seth says people complained about him not saying who wrote the funny jokes (The *Wednesday "here's The Thing" was HILARIOUS* ), then he moved on without tell us Who Wrote That Joke, OMG, iDied laughing! *We love you, Seth!!!* 😅🤣😂😅😂 #TheJackals

  • @carterfamily3890
    @carterfamily3890 Год назад +6

    "For the life of me, I cannot remember...." killed me!! LOL-going to be singing that for DAYS now!

  • @imsteamboat9774
    @imsteamboat9774 Год назад +17

    I told myself at the beginning of the year my resolution was to watch every corrections.. so far it’s been worth it

  • @LarsPeterA
    @LarsPeterA Год назад +2

    If the Animal Flubs theme song was just a little longer it would be perfect!

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 Год назад +20

    Good Morning Everyone!!!!!! Happy Friday!!!! Yay Corrections!!!!!!! Great start to my work day!!!! Love this segment! Seth and the Crew are wonderful!!! 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️

    • @bettysmith4641
      @bettysmith4641 Год назад +3

      Good morning Eunice! Hope you have a great weekend 🙂

  • @ntdscherer
    @ntdscherer Год назад +26

    To whoever said that, "I stand corrected" has nothing to do with actually standing up while one says it. Hopefully you were kidding, and failing that hopefully Seth knew you were wrong.

    • @EquinoxZephyr
      @EquinoxZephyr Год назад

      @@ESL-O.G. You misunderstand what Nate means. He's saying "stand" in the phrase is a different use of the word (it has other definitions) than the one suggested by the 'correction'.

  • @sergiodbd
    @sergiodbd Год назад +14

    Well, I for one, hope Animal Flubs becomes a recurring segment 😂😂

    • @mrgabgutierrez
      @mrgabgutierrez Год назад +3

      and the theme song gets longer each time

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac Год назад +10

    The evolution of Corrections has been so fun to see. It is the perfect almost-the-weekend energy to get me through my day! Thank you foe keeping this going!!

  • @magdalenas000
    @magdalenas000 Год назад +1

    ‘But they’re both delicious’ - the dryness of this segment is amazing:)

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +11

    There isn't enough tape in the world to keep our mouths shut, Seth.

  • @wakingcharade
    @wakingcharade Год назад +17

    First jackal correction to be featured! I've made it to the big leagues! Sounds like a lot of people made it, but still!
    Seth's desk would be less crowded if he removed all the items he already ate

  • @lightningwingdragon973
    @lightningwingdragon973 Год назад +2

    Working on that Mac tonight Faberge egg, waiting on the Mac tonight parts.

  • @matiastrevino7066
    @matiastrevino7066 Год назад +2

    You should submit “Animal Snubs” for Grammy consideration !!

  • @michellehenry3597
    @michellehenry3597 Год назад +6

    The Animal Flubs song brought me TO. TEARS. I LOVE IT. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeloniousThunk
    @MeloniousThunk Год назад +7

    Animal Flubs theme song is my favorite thing of 2023 to date

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Год назад +2

    That Freshman lyrics reference... dude. Was that on the fly? Perfection either way, but impressive AF if improv'd.

  • @devonlockwood1477
    @devonlockwood1477 Год назад +8

    This is one of the best corrections ever.
    They are all good but this one made my day ❤️
    As soon as he said "I remember when"
    😀

  • @camilag2959
    @camilag2959 Год назад +31

    seth a important question!
    for the next anniversary of corrections will you bring distinguished guests like mac tonight and mike scollins in the same room? 🤣

    • @reg2611
      @reg2611 Год назад +5

      Oh GAWD no! Mac Tonight AND Scollins in the same room! That's how the apocalypse starts...or is it like a #Batman and Bruce Wayne never in the same room kind of situation? Hmmmm, perhaps you have uncovered a new conspiracy theory...it's not Seth/Mac but Scollins/Mac!

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi Год назад +1

      do you have seth meyers tattoos?

    • @camilag2959
      @camilag2959 Год назад +1

      @@cBodhi yes!

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi Год назад +3

      dang, that's some jackal pride right there

    • @camilag2959
      @camilag2959 Год назад +1

      @@cBodhi yes ahahah and i have jackal paws tattooed with seth's initials, corrections changed my life in fact it changes lives ahahah

  • @janetjasven9808
    @janetjasven9808 Год назад +20

    I always feel like I’m in the room with you, like being with my brother and cracking each other up 😂🥰

  • @Sad7Statue
    @Sad7Statue Год назад +3

    Goddamn it, I'm going to have Animal Flubs stuck in my head for the foreseeable future.

  • @rosadelctorres2405
    @rosadelctorres2405 Год назад +3

    Got me with "seven Days"". Couldn't stop laughing!! Keep it up.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CalamityCannon
    @CalamityCannon Год назад +6

    "it's pronounced 'crotche'" 😂😂😂

  • @redofthewolves
    @redofthewolves Год назад +4

    Hi! I sent the skull. I'm fascinated by the fact that Seth read the note I wrote for the crew, and not the one I wrote for Corrections. Bonkers.

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl Год назад

      💀👍 Where (or how) does one acquire a jackal skull? And what did the note for Corrections say?

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +1

      How cool is that? VERY! I was wondering if you'd comment. Fun jackal, your are....v

  • @neebatron
    @neebatron Год назад +6

    This better win the Emmy this year

  • @ghostlyamy
    @ghostlyamy Год назад +2

    Western Australian here! Three corrections for you:
    - First, quokka is pronounced qwo-ka,
    - Second, quokkas are incredibly friendly animals so would never attack humans, and
    - Third, they're pretty much only found on Rottnest Island (small island ~11 miles off the coast) and the truck that lost the radioactive capsule did not leave the mainland so a quokka would have no access. One of those really muscly kangaroos would have been a better animal to choose.
    I also can confirm the capsule has been found!

    • @lono285
      @lono285 Год назад

      Actually, there are some quokkas somewhere north-ish in WA. Afraid I am too lazy to look where, but I hear they’re heaps less fun than the Rotto quokkas, so what’s the point?

    • @ghostlyamy
      @ghostlyamy Год назад +1

      @@lono285 yeah there’s some in the perth hills as well i think but they’re few in number and, like you said, not has fun as the rotto quokkas anyway

  • @drbosommd
    @drbosommd Год назад +19

    Can’t believe they didn’t show a Quokka . They are cute little critters.

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Год назад +3

      Thank you for pointing that out to us. Now I looked them up: so sweet!😊

    • @nomadpurple6154
      @nomadpurple6154 Год назад +3

      That's graphics department for ya...no perverse pleasure in something cute.
      Although if they knew that the mothers dump their babies to escape predators they might have searched for a photo.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +1

      Chris Hemsworth did an IG photo and video with one, and people made a big deal of it

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 Год назад +2

      Maybe, they'll show a quokka next week, maybe; hope so! v