Seth, please don't listen to comments about shortening corrections or that it's not fun. It is something I genuinely look forward to every single week and never fails to make me laugh!
Late Night with Seth Meyers' youtube corrections segment will be remembered and spoken of by future historians in the same breath as Roosevelt's fireside chats
I agree, they have exactly the same feeling of intimacy as well. It's like it's made just for us, after the tv people have gone home after their taping, and daddy Seth gathers his little jackals around the fire to tell a story.
I like the length, its relaxed and not hastened. This is the most human part of the talkshow. You guys were able to keep the personal touch of the pandemic with the fun of the live portions being back.
Can someone please explain the joke to me? I'm not a native speaker and google didn't help this time. I assume it means that he looks even older, but I'd be very happy to learn what the phrase refers to.
If Seth thinks Frisbee is the dumbest person he knows, that means he considers us to not be the dumbest. It’s the small victories. There again, he could consider us to not be people.
I love this segment so much. how did i accidentally get involved in a very specific and unexplainable, super intimate stand up routine? the world may never know
I can’t thank you enough Seth for Corrections. I struggle with depression and Correction gives me something to look forward to each week and always makes me laugh and smile. Keep up the awesome work. And Corrections can never be long enough by the way.
Corrections is seriously one of the best segments to grace RUclips. Feel free to pad it out as long as you want. Always gives me a really good laugh at the end of a long week.
I’ve been silent on this matter but I can’t not say it now. I love listening to these while I get ready on Fridays and honestly I would like these to be longer. Don’t listen to the people who want it to be shorter. Just do you
I can’t believe I’m doing this, but- Correction: you do not need to say “gin martini”. A martini is a gin cocktail. That would be like saying a “whiskey old fashioned”. The only reason one would need to say the name of the alcohol is if it deviated from the standard, i.e. vodka martini.
It’s because dumb bartenders don’t know that. So he probably has to order it that way. As a gin drinker… it’s so common for bartenders to not know that. It gets really annoying trying to explain it shouting over the music. So we just say gin _______. “Gin collins, gin martini, etc.”
"Whiskey old fashioned" is also a little simplistic as it's specifically rye whiskey, strictly speaking (or commonly with bourbon, which is of course not strictly whiskey). Indeed, better to specify your cocktail to an ignorant bartender than get your drink wrong, but as you say, martini, is indeed a gin cocktail.
I also love that Seth chose an even more refined version of his mom's gin/tonic. I was waiting the whole show for his glass to go flying. The upside for his mentioning the gin part of his martini is for all those who would have assumed vodka. - I can't believe I'm still thinking about this -
@@TheLittleTherese It's okay. I'm a gin drinker and I even thought it was a vodka martini because of the lemon twist. I thought it was a little tasteless considering the war, but then he said gin and I felt a lot better.
When Seth does the closer look summary and it starts with... It's been.. I always think he's going to drop the one week since you looked at me lyric. Hearing it in this video just confirmed it.
Everyone who looked up martinis in Wikipedia will now know that E.B. White called it "the elixir of quietude." This explains Seth's studied use of pauses in Corrections; nothing to do with padding.
Yo Meyers. As a bouncer at an Irish pub in the cozy little hamlet of Pawcatuck, CT, sitting down relaxing right now and enjoying CORRECTIONS, I can assure you that on St. Patrick's Day, after all the Guinness and Jameson have been washed away (sometimes literally), the boss and I sit down at the end of the night and enjoy a martini or two (vodka not gin)...maybe more twists than you have there. So sláinte to you, Frisbee, the crew, and THE SHOE.
This post is a prime example of why I can't bring myself to leave the NY metro area. I wake up, happen to check this channel, and the top post is from Mike Fleming, bouncer, who begins his response with "Yo Myers." I just wouldn't quite feel at home elsewhere. Cheers.
I can't believe how wrong my fellow jackals can sometimes be. Even if this segment were to run for an hour, I'm pretty sure it would still be entertaining AF. Thanks Seth!
I love Corrections, because it’s such a great way to end the week with a good laugh. Don’t listen to the negative comments about the length of the segment, because it’s so much fun to watch… also glad to hear that Mikey The Shoe is back, and that he’s doing well.
If you made Corrections an hour every week, I would watch every padded second of it! The freedom Corrections has from time constraints is one of it's best features. I look forward to this bit every week! 🍸
Seriously though. Corrections is the best thing on RUclips. Brings so much joy at the end of every week. It is genius and you’ll get your Emmy if there’s any justice in the world.
Pad pad pad like little Jackal paws? :) I love corrections the longer the better; I love that there isn't time restrictions so we can have lush jokes like that x
Can you just imagine if jackals padded THEIR contributions here on RUclips, the chaos that the jackal community would be sucked in to? And not to mention if we had typos, and grammatical errors and were drinking alcohol while constructing our well thought out commentary on the subject at hand. Ah yes, alcohol - that sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet nectar of good times and happy feelings - although alcohol is actually a depressant. And of course alcohol does not need to actually be sweet - many are bitter - but figuratively speaking it can be sweet. But that’s really not the point. The point is that the integrity of the jackal comment here on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” is one of utmost reproach. The responsibility to jackal appropriately should not be assumed lightly. No, a jackal would never pad the length of their, response. And furthermore... uh... hmm... no, I think that was it.
Hey Seth, been loving corrections since it started. I am a driver, usually driving 13 hour shifts, so corrections getting longer since the start is a big plus for me. I dont get to watch, but I listen to corrections. On that note, if you could make a 13 hour corrections I'd really appreciate it. Audiobook prices are piling up!
If I might make a suggestion. There's a podcast called Behind the Bastards. Each episode covers different bastards in history and current. Its very good and very funny and would be a great listen on those long shifts.
Sorry if this is weird, but I just wanted to let you know that libraries usually have a massive selection of audio books that you can listen to for free if you get a library card with them! My local library does and I LOVE it because I get migraines a lot and audio books help keep me entertained when I’m in too much pain to do anything besides lay in my pitch black bedroom haha. You said audio books were getting expensive so I figured I’d let you know, because I never knew libraries had audio books too until someone told me about it!
Exactly, libraries offer billions of free audiobooks, and there are free audiobooks and free podcasts (using podcast apps) with different apps, all free! Free free freeee. Don't pay for an audiobook if you can't afford it. But checking it out from the library supports the author (and publisher, and library!)
I have nothing to correct. just wanted to say that watching Corrections every Friday is such a bright spot in my week. Thank you for literally making me laugh out loud! I’m excited about the murch!! Lol
I'm pretty sure NBC will only offer it at their store on 30 Rock (if anywhere), and maybe only you guys in the US will be able to get it via mail, so I guess I should be setting up my own bootlegging jackal murch business over here in Brazil, so I can cover the entire Latin American jackal market. You see, piracy is a cultural thing over here.
Correction: not to be pedantic but when Seth said “Rock and Roll,” he did the ASL sign for I Love You 🤟, not the devil horns which are associated with rock music 🤘
Seth seems like one of the most genuine people. He can laugh at himself, builds other people up, loves AND respects his wife and is a wonderful father to his children. An all around fabulous human being. 🌟💙
I've read the biographies of both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. If I remember correctly, both of them say that exact thing! That he is a nice, genuine guy to work with.
Gosh y'all don't know about his "little problem"😋 it's ok he is figuring it out. Seth we love and support you! You are not alone! Thank God we didn't lose him to the 27 club. I pray for you Seth. Let's all see the end of 2022 together!
@@momomalicious it means you’ve possibly had a hard life and are perhaps looking older than you are! 🤣 Another way of saying it is, ‘Ooft they’ve had a hard paper round’. 😆😉
Whoever told you that you don’t say the T in Leitmotiv was trolling you. It’s German, and you do absolutely say the T. (And because German has fortition of coda sounds in the last syllable of a word, the /v/ in “Motiv” turns into a [f] when spoken. This is the cause of the spelling “leitmotif” in English. However, in the German plural: ⟨Leitmotive⟩, the /v/ stays lenis: [ˈlaɪ̯tˌmoˈtiːvə]. And yes it’s fortition, not devoicing. The German lenis/fortis distinction just happens to line up with voiced/unvoiced in the standard dialect.)
I cannot tell you how delighted this Canadian is to hear Barenaked Ladies lyrics referenced two weeks in a row! I shall tell all my countrymen of your most excellent taste in music!
Seth and team, I love corrections SO much that I purposely held back from watching it Friday morning, holding back like treasure. Seth, you are incredibly good looking, whatever your age. Thank you for making me bubble over with laughter every night and taking hits from jackals every Thursday.
Corrections! So glad Shoemaker is back 😉!! Absolutely love this segment! Also, love 20min Corrections; it's like getting A Closer Look on Friday mornings!!! Love you and the writers, Seth! ❤️
@@jessshepherd1843 Not at all, the mistake was him writing the second “correction” letter, and in true E.B. White fashion, he didn’t sign it. Let me explain: As many E.B. White scholars will tell you (myself being one of the top two White scholars in the world), Mr. White was obsessed by the concept of “plausible deniability” and the concept in literature known as “noble intent” or “noble intention”. White was absolutely paranoid putting his signature on letters and documents. He knew that because of noble intent, once he committed his signature to something, he would have to own whatever the consequences were of signing his name (good or bad). Because of noble intent or intention, E.B. knew he would have to accept the credit society would attribute to his work (good or bad), whether he intended to write what he wrote or if he intended something else entirely. Regardless if it was accolades or condemnation, if he put his signature to something, he now was not only legally responsible, but culturally responsible for signing his name to something. Seth having one signed and one unsigned letter, is absolutely White’s brand. In my expert opinion, I have absolutely no reason to doubt the authenticity of either of those letters. Although it should be noted, that he is only responsible grammatically or otherwise for the signed letter Seth has. Make no mistake, this type of debate over his letters would tickle E.B. to no end, because he never signed anything that he wasn’t 100% sure was the correct decision.
CORRECTION: 2 weeks ago you quoted a jackal as saying “eggs would be bursting from her thorax” in reference to Charlotte the spider. Spiders do not have a thorax, they have a cephalothorax where the head is fused to the thoracic segment. Secondly, the cephalothorax is where the legs connect to the body. If a spider’s eggs were going to be bursting from anywhere it’d be the abdomen. As an entomologist and a jackal I demand this be corrected. Stop running from this one Seth, you coward.
@@ericminch There is no mistake too old for a Jackal to dig up and throw in his face. Besides, I made this correction last week and was ignored which has only enhanced my ravenous Jackal instincts.
@@Valdagast Yes, entomology technically refers to the study of insects but since the study of certain arthropods such as arachnids and myriapods is generally pretty small, the study of those animals is usually done in entomology courses as well. Also, the same people who are passionate enough about insects to make a career out of them generally extend that passion to arachnids and myriapods as well. So in any group of entomologists or in an entomology class, there’s a lot of spider talk as well.
I love corrections and now I can finally contribute! Lol Correction: If you're saying that letter was taken from an archival collection, an archive doesn't let people check out archival documents. You can receive a scanned copy, but you'd never be allowed to leave with the physical document. That's a huge security risk. The letter should have been a copy of the original if you got it from an archive.
With complete sincerity, Corrections is a highlight of my Friday. I love the banter with the writers, love the inside jokes and recurring gags. And knowing that you kept it with just the crew for us means so much to me because they got to feel like family during quarantine. Love y'all! 💜
I've never sat through a whole episode of the Late night show, but I crave every moment of corrections, please don't stop giving us your load of genius.
@@laci_lulu7805 E.B. White absolutely used shorthand in things like personal letters to people. *fun fact* The first use of OMG was in a 1917 letter to Winston Churchill.
Isn't it more because there are other types of fish rather than other types of tuna? Like you wouldn't say cow beef or pig ham but there's a lot of fish available. Still seems redundant sure but I get it
The cactus (commonly known as) Prickly Pear fruits and they are called tunas. They are wonderful fresh, floral and fruity, and can also be lovely all year round if made into syrup or candy.
Seth and Crew, legit when I see that corrections are over 14, 15 minutes I am super happy!!!!! I’m like yes!! Those who don’t like it can ummmm, NOT WATCH. Corrections are so pure and non-television perfection that they are utter perfection. Chef’s mf kiss 💋!!!
Spring Chinese Chicken had me laughing out loud! I'm 45. Corrections is perfect and I genuinely look forward to it every week. I'm glad Shoemaker is on the mend.
Hi Seth! I remember when you said "the given" in a recent Corrections and claimed it was a math concept; I'd thought to myself that "a given" is a philosophical turn of phrase but didn't correct you since I don't know much about math. However, after seeing the Corrections from yesterday I am here with my first correction! While "given" can mean many things to many people, I'd say that given (lol) the context you used, it would be philosophical in nature since you are speaking about what one knows or ought to know, which is the philosophical field of epistemology. You might be interested in some epistemological readings about how we know what we know, the "myth of the given" expressed by some philosophers of the mind (I'm reading Sellars' Empiricism and the Philosophy of the Mind & McDowell's Mind and World for a seminar right now), and what we mean by "the given" (i.e., knowledge that is given without needing other internal or external conceptual knowledge, experience, etc). (And yes, if I were speaking to you I would have said "that is" and not "i.e." but once I had someone say the actual Latin "id est" to me...I took two years of college Latin and knew what they meant, but even I thought that was a move worthy of the most jackalest of jackals). Love Corrections, love the show, and love you! 💕
I love 19-minute Corrections. Heck, I'd love to have some more writing table videos so we can see the writers at work. They're hilarious. More is more.
This is absolute gold 💯💯 Every🔥Damn🔥Week🔥Thank you & well done, you guys! (Seth, the writers, the crew, the graphics dept, the jackals.. just everyone who's involved) 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
the tuna thing was a good joke i've been anticipating, but "omakase" translates as "i leave it up to you", it's chef's choice, it would be an omakase meal with no menu. we love you even though you hate us. more booze on corrections! for everyone
Ohh AngrySanta, I grant that Seth doesn't love us as much as we love him and his team, but he doesn't *hate* us! He appreciates wit and precision, and enjoys good nimble jackal notes.
I think Seth is one of those people who likes attention, even negative attention, so he's glad we correct him because it means we're paying attention to him. Good job with your correction! 👍
I've been keeping up with Corrections since the beginning, but I never jump into the fray, however it's bothering me: items that are on sale are often placed at the front of the store right at the entrance, so if tuna were on sale it would be one of the first things you'd see. Jackals didn't pick up on this because, like Seth, they also never go to the grocery store, or anywhere else for that matter, in person.
I go to the grocery store. I don't see tuna on sale. Can goods usually comes in deals already like 5 for 5 or something like that. So you probably wouldn't see it at the front in most stores
@@danilyman5873 _If the area has local canned tuna it could potentially be there._ Right. It's _artisanal_ canned tuna, hand-picked from the finest local tuna and lovingly coaxed into a can, voluntarily, to preserve the flavor. :)
When Seth set the jackals up with a Barenaked Ladies lyric knowing their response would be he laughed and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."
I've had a pretty shitty day but this gave me a couple laughs. I love Corrections. Also love how the comment section is giving Seth his flowers. He doesn't have to do these but he does, and this Uni kid all the way from Kenya appreciates it😊
Hope things take a turn for the better, my friend. I agree; I appreciate that Seth makes time for this every week even though it's not part of the main show. It's such a respite!
I love how we get enough exposure to the inside jokes of the show so that we can enjoy them as much as the crew does. That "Wally in an HR meeting vibe" joke was really funny and it's fun to laugh along with the crew. Heeey, I'm one of the boys over here!
MURCH MADNESS!!! I look forward to corrections every Friday morning! Seth is so refreshing and genuine. Thank you. PS… continue padding, we don’t mind.
The correction needs to be you getting that tattoo removed 🤣 I'm kidding... I've got a few regretable ones myself and I appreciate the reminders of bad decisions.
Actually! There are two Ritz-Carltons in Puerto Rico. The one in San Juan is indeed under renovation (has been for several years), but the one in Dorado Beach is open and fancy as heck and includes a plantation lol
I'm only halfway through, but I had to pause to say that this has got to be the funniest "Corrections" yet! Every one a zinger, dammit! I haven't shaken my paw at the screen once, I've been so entertained!
Please seek some elder abuse counseling I find it disturbing that you're violently shaking your father with his body thrashing back and forth hitting the television screen you brute you should be in prison
Had you asked me prior to this episode, I would have told you that "Day Drinking With Seth Meyers and..." and "Corrections" are segments that cannot be topped. "Day Drinking Corrections with Seth Meyers" proves me wrong. This is perfection.
Finally! A nice, long Corrections! I can’t get enough of these and my heart fills with joy whenever I see a new one in my queue. Ten minutes is too short! I’m sad when it ends. I love Corrections because the timing is so good. I hang on every word, and the pace is perfection. Usually Seth is reading at 100 mph (which is cool too), so it’s nice to see this side of him as well. And he looks like a young 45. PS, We got your book and my girls love it!
Seth, please don't listen to comments about shortening corrections or that it's not fun. It is something I genuinely look forward to every single week and never fails to make me laugh!
Yes!
Ditto 🙌🏽 keep it going 😂
Some people have no attention span.
I cannot comprehend why TF people who don’t like Corrections sit through the whole thing. It… boggles my mind.
Maybe they're trying reverse psychology. Ever since he's mentioned it they've stayed long, probably out of spite. 😂
Late Night with Seth Meyers' youtube corrections segment will be remembered and spoken of by future historians in the same breath as Roosevelt's fireside chats
For sure!😃🤗🤭😄😉
Wwwwwwwoa there cowboy. Historians speak about the fireside chats as entertaining, informative, and personal.
I rest my case.
I agree, they have exactly the same feeling of intimacy as well. It's like it's made just for us, after the tv people have gone home after their taping, and daddy Seth gathers his little jackals around the fire to tell a story.
_in the same breath as Roosevelt's fireside chats_
Well,... maybe. Face it, though. Roosevelt wasn't this funny. :)
Roosevelt who?
Why are people saying they want Corrections to be shorter, why are they trying to take away my one source of serotonin
If anything it could be longer ;)
Trick question? Obviously, they're NOT a Jackal. v
Obviously some double agent trying to undermine FREEDOM on behalf of some jealous competitor. Or Putin.
I like the length, its relaxed and not hastened. This is the most human part of the talkshow. You guys were able to keep the personal touch of the pandemic with the fun of the live portions being back.
First sentence - 'that's what she said'
@@stephenhough4957 yesssssss!! Never gets old
That "Scottish 30" joke literally had me falling out of my chair, so good.
The disrespect is real but it went totally over Seth's head.
Can someone please explain the joke to me? I'm not a native speaker and google didn't help this time. I assume it means that he looks even older, but I'd be very happy to learn what the phrase refers to.
@@ElisaW914 it's a joke that Scottish people look rough for their age, but it's more of a backhanded compliment to Seth in this context.
If Seth thinks Frisbee is the dumbest person he knows, that means he considers us to not be the dumbest. It’s the small victories.
There again, he could consider us to not be people.
Maybe it's Andy Samberg in a Seth Meyers mask...
Yeah, we're not people. We're jackals
He’s dumb, cause Seth calls him he never comes back… if he did he’d be called boomerang.
Frisbee is prettier than me, for sure.
*Then again
I love this segment so much. how did i accidentally get involved in a very specific and unexplainable, super intimate stand up routine? the world may never know
Well, us Jackals need to know!
It's not stand up if he's sitting
I call it "our private nerd time with Seth"
@@tguerraew LMAO!!!!!!
@@tguerraew also not stand up if it's not funny. Just public speaking at that point.
Today's monologue was epic, and also that the people wanting it shorter are not true Corrections fans
Yes. Pad all you see fit Seth.
The more padding the better.
My absolute favourite segment of all segments.
Totally agree!
Those are hyenas not jackals.
Jackals have pads on their paws. If anything, that joke on padding that was so drawn out was absolutely perfection.
No true 30-year-old Scotsman...
Listen, if corrections was going to be an hour I would be here for the whole damn thing!! I love these oh so much!!!!
I love how much of Corrections is just Seth claiming that he was initially right all along.
The "cocked your head to the side and said you're angry" joke was underappreciated by the crew. That was hilarious
Better yet, he started with "It's been one week"....🤣❤
I just pictured Amber saying that
Don’t forget, “Chinese chicken.” 😂
Loved it!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦
It really does was 😂😂😂
I can’t thank you enough Seth for Corrections. I struggle with depression and Correction gives me something to look forward to each week and always makes me laugh and smile. Keep up the awesome work. And Corrections can never be long enough by the way.
Hey! Great comment, it also makes me so happy just seeing another one up there! Guaranteed laughs…And a nice little nit- picky community!
I was gonna write the same thing 🥰
It’s cool, right? It’s a weird but necessary part of my life. Thanks Seth.
Cool and true coment! , seth save lifes! ;)
So true!
Corrections is seriously one of the best segments to grace RUclips. Feel free to pad it out as long as you want. Always gives me a really good laugh at the end of a long week.
Yeah i laughed right through the ads at the end now 😅
Well well-earned
The "pad it out" killed me. My gf gives me a hard time for my long-winded stories so I'm for sure using this one on her.
especially how long his indignant pauses were .
I’ve been silent on this matter but I can’t not say it now. I love listening to these while I get ready on Fridays and honestly I would like these to be longer. Don’t listen to the people who want it to be shorter. Just do you
Yes, it's literally the best thing on TV.
I can’t believe I’m doing this, but-
Correction: you do not need to say “gin martini”. A martini is a gin cocktail. That would be like saying a “whiskey old fashioned”. The only reason one would need to say the name of the alcohol is if it deviated from the standard, i.e. vodka martini.
It’s because dumb bartenders don’t know that. So he probably has to order it that way.
As a gin drinker… it’s so common for bartenders to not know that. It gets really annoying trying to explain it shouting over the music.
So we just say gin _______. “Gin collins, gin martini, etc.”
"Whiskey old fashioned" is also a little simplistic as it's specifically rye whiskey, strictly speaking (or commonly with bourbon, which is of course not strictly whiskey). Indeed, better to specify your cocktail to an ignorant bartender than get your drink wrong, but as you say, martini, is indeed a gin cocktail.
I also love that Seth chose an even more refined version of his mom's gin/tonic. I was waiting the whole show for his glass to go flying. The upside for his mentioning the gin part of his martini is for all those who would have assumed vodka. - I can't believe I'm still thinking about this -
I believe the term is “a proper martini”
@@TheLittleTherese It's okay. I'm a gin drinker and I even thought it was a vodka martini because of the lemon twist. I thought it was a little tasteless considering the war, but then he said gin and I felt a lot better.
I watch A Closer Look to stay informed, I watch Corrections to feel part of the group.
I watch A Closer Look to understand Corrections.
When Seth does the closer look summary and it starts with... It's been.. I always think he's going to drop the one week since you looked at me lyric. Hearing it in this video just confirmed it.
I read the comments to feel morally superior 😁
So I guess the statement there means that the rest of the comments are morally depraved? I'm confused.
I watch a closer look to have an easier time to find corrections.
What did we learn today? We learned that Seth Meyers and his crew are huge trolls and we love them for it. ❤️
Seth breaks the 4th wall so many times he's basically Late Night Deadpool at this point
"That's why they never caught Jack the Ripper" this one killed me 😭
They actually DID catch him - on tax evasion. Go figure. 🤷♂️
@@stephen3164 I thought right away Seth was going to need to correct that later.
"I've got a thing..."
Yes, he (he, I'm certain), is caught on English soil, and won't get free.
I love the length and pacing of Corrections. I have the attention span of a hyperactive squirrel, but somehow I'm captivated by this segment.
This is the most attention I've been able to pay to anything all week.
Same!
Everyone who looked up martinis in Wikipedia will now know that E.B. White called it "the elixir of quietude."
This explains Seth's studied use of pauses in Corrections; nothing to do with padding.
Excellent!!
Of course not he's pausing because Wally is over there fumbling around with the damn cards
@@crazywayne7051 HAHAHHAHAHHA
Yo Meyers. As a bouncer at an Irish pub in the cozy little hamlet of Pawcatuck, CT, sitting down relaxing right now and enjoying CORRECTIONS, I can assure you that on St. Patrick's Day, after all the Guinness and Jameson have been washed away (sometimes literally), the boss and I sit down at the end of the night and enjoy a martini or two (vodka not gin)...maybe more twists than you have there. So sláinte to you, Frisbee, the crew, and THE SHOE.
As an Irish Bartender myself, it was hard to be quiet about the gin martini joke, it felt like a trap...
And Frisbee!!!
Is that a slice of potato?
I did not know how to spell that and I am too old too google….thank you for the education
This post is a prime example of why I can't bring myself to leave the NY metro area. I wake up, happen to check this channel, and the top post is from Mike Fleming, bouncer, who begins his response with "Yo Myers." I just wouldn't quite feel at home elsewhere. Cheers.
I can't believe how wrong my fellow jackals can sometimes be. Even if this segment were to run for an hour, I'm pretty sure it would still be entertaining AF. Thanks Seth!
Those aren’t true jackals
I wish it was an hour lol
@@christophero3869 correct
They're the unetiquettated
shameful repost, had a typo in the first.
I loooooovvvveee corrections. Please never stop them. I've never seen anything like it and want to until you retire
I love Corrections, because it’s such a great way to end the week with a good laugh. Don’t listen to the negative comments about the length of the segment, because it’s so much fun to watch… also glad to hear that Mikey The Shoe is back, and that he’s doing well.
We need a shirt or mug with Wally barely peeking from the bottom.
Deffo a mug, with Wally barely peeking from the inside bottom of it. Like a prize!
@@S.Pociecha I think I like your idea better. 👌
"Corrections" is already too short. Set the corrections free. Give us an hour of corrections, and then your murch will fly off the shelves
*shulves
If you made Corrections an hour every week, I would watch every padded second of it! The freedom Corrections has from time constraints is one of it's best features. I look forward to this bit every week! 🍸
I second this!!
Me three!
I'm 4 it!
Seriously though. Corrections is the best thing on RUclips. Brings so much joy at the end of every week. It is genius and you’ll get your Emmy if there’s any justice in the world.
I love having this back
welcome back to youtube episode 40!
As a Canadian, I’m always here for the BNL references 🇨🇦
Also, typewriters don’t have buttons, they have keys.
I’m so glad you mentioned that!
I'm in my 40's and in high school I took a Keyboarding class where we learned to type on typewriters (not computers). ASDF JKL: forever.
Same, I was just sitting there before I heard Seth just say: it’s been one week. And my brain just instantly started the song up.
Nice .. correcting corrections.
Double word score!
Pad pad pad like little Jackal paws? :)
I love corrections the longer the better; I love that there isn't time restrictions so we can have lush jokes like that x
Great reply. I was howling.
This is a 2 seed mug for sure
Can you just imagine if jackals padded THEIR contributions here on RUclips, the chaos that the jackal community would be sucked in to? And not to mention if we had typos, and grammatical errors and were drinking alcohol while constructing our well thought out commentary on the subject at hand. Ah yes, alcohol - that sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet nectar of good times and happy feelings - although alcohol is actually a depressant. And of course alcohol does not need to actually be sweet - many are bitter - but figuratively speaking it can be sweet. But that’s really not the point. The point is that the integrity of the jackal comment here on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” is one of utmost reproach. The responsibility to jackal appropriately should not be assumed lightly. No, a jackal would never pad the length of their, response. And furthermore... uh... hmm... no, I think that was it.
Hey Seth, been loving corrections since it started. I am a driver, usually driving 13 hour shifts, so corrections getting longer since the start is a big plus for me. I dont get to watch, but I listen to corrections. On that note, if you could make a 13 hour corrections I'd really appreciate it. Audiobook prices are piling up!
I hope you get the chance to actually watch some episodes, it doubles the joy ;) so many small hints and jokes here and there.
Drive save 👍
🐺💖🐺💖🎉
If I might make a suggestion. There's a podcast called Behind the Bastards. Each episode covers different bastards in history and current. Its very good and very funny and would be a great listen on those long shifts.
Sorry if this is weird, but I just wanted to let you know that libraries usually have a massive selection of audio books that you can listen to for free if you get a library card with them! My local library does and I LOVE it because I get migraines a lot and audio books help keep me entertained when I’m in too much pain to do anything besides lay in my pitch black bedroom haha. You said audio books were getting expensive so I figured I’d let you know, because I never knew libraries had audio books too until someone told me about it!
Exactly, libraries offer billions of free audiobooks, and there are free audiobooks and free podcasts (using podcast apps) with different apps, all free! Free free freeee. Don't pay for an audiobook if you can't afford it. But checking it out from the library supports the author (and publisher, and library!)
I love how, in response to complaints about the videos being too long, the team only makes them LONGER.
Don't listen to the haters Seth. Correction is for the jackals, partially by the jackals, and we are here for you.
I have nothing to correct. just wanted to say that watching Corrections every Friday is such a bright spot in my week. Thank you for literally making me laugh out loud! I’m excited about the murch!! Lol
Thank you, omg, i couldnt figure out which letter was being replaces with a u
I'm pretty sure NBC will only offer it at their store on 30 Rock (if anywhere), and maybe only you guys in the US will be able to get it via mail, so I guess I should be setting up my own bootlegging jackal murch business over here in Brazil, so I can cover the entire Latin American jackal market. You see, piracy is a cultural thing over here.
@@brenobacci kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Correction: not to be pedantic but when Seth said “Rock and Roll,” he did the ASL sign for I Love You 🤟, not the devil horns which are associated with rock music 🤘
Maybe he was saying he loves rock and roll?
Which is exactly how your stepmom Debbie would probably do it.
Maybe he just loves us?
@@RubyDoobieScoo 100% you are correct. It was definitely a purposeful hidden message to the audience
@@maryjanerx Put another dime in the jukebox, that's gotta be it!
Seth seems like one of the most genuine people. He can laugh at himself, builds other people up, loves AND respects his wife and is a wonderful father to his children. An all around fabulous human being. 🌟💙
I've read the biographies of both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. If I remember correctly, both of them say that exact thing! That he is a nice, genuine guy to work with.
Well and he humanizes Frisbee which is what we jackals fight for at Friends of Frisbee.
Gosh y'all don't know about his "little problem"😋 it's ok he is figuring it out.
Seth we love and support you! You are not alone! Thank God we didn't lose him to the 27 club. I pray for you Seth. Let's all see the end of 2022 together!
My stepmom is named Debbie and LOVES Alice Cooper. The research this crew does is beyond reproach.
I loved the crew laughter at the "Wally in an H.R. meeting vibe"! You can tell that they've seen that vibe a few times! Their laughter made me laugh!
‘A Scottish 30’ as a scot I understood that reference and laughed so hard I woke the dog! Well done! 👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does it mean?
@@momomalicious it means you’ve possibly had a hard life and are perhaps looking older than you are! 🤣 Another way of saying it is, ‘Ooft they’ve had a hard paper round’. 😆😉
I used to date a scot who drank & snorted enough to make him look 10+ yrs older
@@MadAboutBrows I’m not sure that’s exclusive to Scottish people! 🤣🤣 Glad you’ve said ‘used to’, ain’t nobody got time for that! 😬😆🤣
A Scottish 30 in dog years
Whoever told you that you don’t say the T in Leitmotiv was trolling you. It’s German, and you do absolutely say the T. (And because German has fortition of coda sounds in the last syllable of a word, the /v/ in “Motiv” turns into a [f] when spoken. This is the cause of the spelling “leitmotif” in English. However, in the German plural: ⟨Leitmotive⟩, the /v/ stays lenis: [ˈlaɪ̯tˌmoˈtiːvə]. And yes it’s fortition, not devoicing. The German lenis/fortis distinction just happens to line up with voiced/unvoiced in the standard dialect.)
Whoever said the 't' is silent is probably Bri'ish.
@@dominikbeitat4450, then it would be a glo''al stop, which isn't exactly silent, is it.
Listen to your German Schakale, Seth!
🥰👏🏼❤️
@@S.Pociecha True, but give it some time and it'll disappear completely, just like every vowel eventually turns into a -crab- "ɘ".
I cannot tell you how delighted this Canadian is to hear Barenaked Ladies lyrics referenced two weeks in a row! I shall tell all my countrymen of your most excellent taste in music!
Yessss!!!
This fellow Canadian concurs. We must tell them all!
Yes! Loving the CanCon Seth.
I don't recall a mention last week, i thought the BNL references run stopped at One Week......stop groaning!
Seth and team, I love corrections SO much that I purposely held back from watching it Friday morning, holding back like treasure. Seth, you are incredibly good looking, whatever your age. Thank you for making me bubble over with laughter every night and taking hits from jackals every Thursday.
Corrections! So glad Shoemaker is back 😉!! Absolutely love this segment! Also, love 20min Corrections; it's like getting A Closer Look on Friday mornings!!! Love you and the writers, Seth! ❤️
Seth doubling down on the E.B. White humor made me so happy.
Also, White was the co- author of "The Elements of Style" which touches on good grammar.
Save it for the Semantics Dome
@@dielaughing73 why isn't this an actual thing though?!?!
The fact that he edited The Elements of Style just explains why he was so embarrassed by typos that he had to write a follow up letter, right? 🙂
@@jessshepherd1843 Not at all, the mistake was him writing the second “correction” letter, and in true E.B. White fashion, he didn’t sign it. Let me explain:
As many E.B. White scholars will tell you (myself being one of the top two White scholars in the world), Mr. White was obsessed by the concept of “plausible deniability” and the concept in literature known as “noble intent” or “noble intention”. White was absolutely paranoid putting his signature on letters and documents. He knew that because of noble intent, once he committed his signature to something, he would have to own whatever the consequences were of signing his name (good or bad). Because of noble intent or intention, E.B. knew he would have to accept the credit society would attribute to his work (good or bad), whether he intended to write what he wrote or if he intended something else entirely. Regardless if it was accolades or condemnation, if he put his signature to something, he now was not only legally responsible, but culturally responsible for signing his name to something.
Seth having one signed and one unsigned letter, is absolutely White’s brand. In my expert opinion, I have absolutely no reason to doubt the authenticity of either of those letters. Although it should be noted, that he is only responsible grammatically or otherwise for the signed letter Seth has. Make no mistake, this type of debate over his letters would tickle E.B. to no end, because he never signed anything that he wasn’t 100% sure was the correct decision.
CORRECTION: 2 weeks ago you quoted a jackal as saying “eggs would be bursting from her thorax” in reference to Charlotte the spider. Spiders do not have a thorax, they have a cephalothorax where the head is fused to the thoracic segment. Secondly, the cephalothorax is where the legs connect to the body. If a spider’s eggs were going to be bursting from anywhere it’d be the abdomen.
As an entomologist and a jackal I demand this be corrected. Stop running from this one Seth, you coward.
I concur. You can't dodge this one Seth.
Sorry, statute of limitations for Corrections is one week; you've missed the deadline.
@@ericminch There is no mistake too old for a Jackal to dig up and throw in his face. Besides, I made this correction last week and was ignored which has only enhanced my ravenous Jackal instincts.
Don't entomologists study insects? Spiders are not insects.
@@Valdagast Yes, entomology technically refers to the study of insects but since the study of certain arthropods such as arachnids and myriapods is generally pretty small, the study of those animals is usually done in entomology courses as well. Also, the same people who are passionate enough about insects to make a career out of them generally extend that passion to arachnids and myriapods as well. So in any group of entomologists or in an entomology class, there’s a lot of spider talk as well.
I love corrections and now I can finally contribute! Lol
Correction: If you're saying that letter was taken from an archival collection, an archive doesn't let people check out archival documents. You can receive a scanned copy, but you'd never be allowed to leave with the physical document. That's a huge security risk. The letter should have been a copy of the original if you got it from an archive.
Excellent correction! 👍
@@xzonia1 Agreed.
Mostly they're afraid that you might dip it into the tea too long. So yeah, a copy is all you'll get.
That's some great jackaling! We gotta go deep on this E.B. White ordeal. Something smells fishy about it.
And before he says he stole it: you can’t bring in pens, let alone bags!
The more I watch these, the more I love them.
I love the low key simmering comedy and sarcasm here.Both The Jackals and the Show should be proud!
So funny! "If this letter looks older than the last one, it's because I dipped it in tea" was my favorite part.
With complete sincerity, Corrections is a highlight of my Friday. I love the banter with the writers, love the inside jokes and recurring gags. And knowing that you kept it with just the crew for us means so much to me because they got to feel like family during quarantine. Love y'all! 💜
Same 💜
Dont shortening never stop
This is incredible content, Seth is at his best when he’s allowed to improvise
I've never sat through a whole episode of the Late night show, but I crave every moment of corrections, please don't stop giving us your load of genius.
if corrections was an hour long I'd still happily watch it every week
I genuinely laughed out loud for like 3 minutes at EB White’s frustrations at his typewriter.
This whole thing is just *mwah, chefs kiss*
Didn't know EB White knew "OMG" back then. 🤣🤣
@@laci_lulu7805 E.B. White absolutely used shorthand in things like personal letters to people. *fun fact* The first use of OMG was in a 1917 letter to Winston Churchill.
You know what grinds my gears, calling it Tuna fish. Like another kind of Tuna exists. Like tuna cow. Wouldn't want to mix those up
Sea gull
Isn't it more because there are other types of fish rather than other types of tuna? Like you wouldn't say cow beef or pig ham but there's a lot of fish available. Still seems redundant sure but I get it
The cactus (commonly known as) Prickly Pear fruits and they are called tunas. They are wonderful fresh, floral and fruity, and can also be lovely all year round if made into syrup or candy.
To distinguish it from a piano tuner.
Pad away, Seth. Pad away. I'm here to listen to you ramble. And to witness your continuing descent into madness.
Love, a Jackal.
Seth and Crew, legit when I see that corrections are over 14, 15 minutes I am super happy!!!!! I’m like yes!! Those who don’t like it can ummmm, NOT WATCH. Corrections are so pure and non-television perfection that they are utter perfection. Chef’s mf kiss 💋!!!
This is my weekly laugh-out-loud. Thanks Seth. Thanks Jackals.
"tell a friend"
Correction: we're jackals, we don't have friends.
Excellent. That's gotta make it in.
Not even in the same pack?😁
@@danielgregory3295 Jackals generally live and hunt in monogamous pairs rather than packs.
Oh that was good !!!! HAHHAHA
@@RubyDoobieScoo 👍🦊
Seth explaining a dumb joke after the fact is on my list of favorite things.
Spring Chinese Chicken had me laughing out loud! I'm 45. Corrections is perfect and I genuinely look forward to it every week. I'm glad Shoemaker is on the mend.
A couple of deep BNL cuts.
Speaking as a Canadian, I caught each BNL lyrical reference as it was spoken and I was very happy you made them. Keep up the good work, eh?
Lol yep, agreed. And his comment about "They get this in Canada right? Gonna kill there." So fucking accurate haha
Hi Seth! I remember when you said "the given" in a recent Corrections and claimed it was a math concept; I'd thought to myself that "a given" is a philosophical turn of phrase but didn't correct you since I don't know much about math. However, after seeing the Corrections from yesterday I am here with my first correction!
While "given" can mean many things to many people, I'd say that given (lol) the context you used, it would be philosophical in nature since you are speaking about what one knows or ought to know, which is the philosophical field of epistemology. You might be interested in some epistemological readings about how we know what we know, the "myth of the given" expressed by some philosophers of the mind (I'm reading Sellars' Empiricism and the Philosophy of the Mind & McDowell's Mind and World for a seminar right now), and what we mean by "the given" (i.e., knowledge that is given without needing other internal or external conceptual knowledge, experience, etc). (And yes, if I were speaking to you I would have said "that is" and not "i.e." but once I had someone say the actual Latin "id est" to me...I took two years of college Latin and knew what they meant, but even I thought that was a move worthy of the most jackalest of jackals). Love Corrections, love the show, and love you! 💕
So this is what it means to have a college education! Well done. I hope that response was worth 40% of your grade😄
“I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion is a light in the fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean” Edie Brickell © 1988
I love 19-minute Corrections. Heck, I'd love to have some more writing table videos so we can see the writers at work. They're hilarious. More is more.
Where are these writing table videos!! How did I miss them😂 I’ll go on a search after this
Thank goodness he didn't pad THIS one out. Right to the point as always by telling us 5 corrections in 19 min.
Even more to the point if you play it back at 1.5 or 1.75 speed.
Seth Meyers out here correcting folk while drinking gin is a whole mood.
*being corrected by folk - but yes :)
I love the E.B. White letters. Great touch 👌 I hope more come out of the archive in the future to clear up other discrepancies.
This is absolute gold 💯💯 Every🔥Damn🔥Week🔥Thank you & well done, you guys! (Seth, the writers, the crew, the graphics dept, the jackals.. just everyone who's involved) 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"No wait what did I do?" makes me so happy because it just shows how very little you prepare for Corrections.
Hey, he forgot what he was looking for. Too many martinis.
Credit where credit is due: "Merch Madness" is pretty great.
"Murch"
@@peter_meyer came here to say the same thing. ✋
MERCHandise.
@@IAmJustR murch'nd'ice
@@IAmJustR
You must have missed the joke about the website? And the sight gag on his desk?
Shout to all the people staying up to catch this segment once it's uploaded.
"Busted Ash Ketchum" still makes me lol. Apt.
Corrections is one of my favorite relaxing times on RUclips!
the tuna thing was a good joke i've been anticipating, but "omakase" translates as "i leave it up to you", it's chef's choice, it would be an omakase meal with no menu. we love you even though you hate us. more booze on corrections! for everyone
Thank you! Came to the comments to make sure some jackal pointed this out.
Ohh AngrySanta, I grant that Seth doesn't love us as much as we love him and his team, but he doesn't *hate* us! He appreciates wit and precision, and enjoys good nimble jackal notes.
I think Seth is one of those people who likes attention, even negative attention, so he's glad we correct him because it means we're paying attention to him. Good job with your correction! 👍
I've been keeping up with Corrections since the beginning, but I never jump into the fray, however it's bothering me: items that are on sale are often placed at the front of the store right at the entrance, so if tuna were on sale it would be one of the first things you'd see. Jackals didn't pick up on this because, like Seth, they also never go to the grocery store, or anywhere else for that matter, in person.
I go to the grocery store. I don't see tuna on sale. Can goods usually comes in deals already like 5 for 5 or something like that. So you probably wouldn't see it at the front in most stores
Also, some grocery stores have a "Buy Local" section at the very front (mine does). If the area has local canned tuna it could potentially be there.
you got me !
@@danilyman5873
_If the area has local canned tuna it could potentially be there._
Right. It's _artisanal_ canned tuna, hand-picked from the finest local tuna and lovingly coaxed into a can, voluntarily, to preserve the flavor. :)
My grocery store has fresh tuna for sale at the seafood counter. Just sayin
i LOVE this segment - i don't care how much longer it stretches - go for it Seth!!!
I mean there is a limit - I’m thinking 3 hours max.
Omg I love this. Seth please don’t stop corrections!!! 💖🧜🏽♀️
Pad it out, Seth! I click to watch you and the crew. A good 20 minutes is a great break for your grateful watchers. Keep it up, y'all!
When Seth set the jackals up with a Barenaked Ladies lyric knowing their response would be he laughed and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."
I've had a pretty shitty day but this gave me a couple laughs. I love Corrections. Also love how the comment section is giving Seth his flowers. He doesn't have to do these but he does, and this Uni kid all the way from Kenya appreciates it😊
Hope things take a turn for the better, my friend. I agree; I appreciate that Seth makes time for this every week even though it's not part of the main show. It's such a respite!
Just a couple???
I would love for correction to be longer! I actually watch it twice because I love it so much
I'm so glad to find someone else who watched it twice!
I just put it on 0.50 speed, makes him sound even more drunk
For the murch options, I think a 'pad-it-out' notepad/journal or similar would be nice.
Oh that is nice!
I love how we get enough exposure to the inside jokes of the show so that we can enjoy them as much as the crew does. That "Wally in an HR meeting vibe" joke was really funny and it's fun to laugh along with the crew. Heeey, I'm one of the boys over here!
MURCH MADNESS!!! I look forward to corrections every Friday morning! Seth is so refreshing and genuine. Thank you.
PS… continue padding, we don’t mind.
As someone with a BNL tattoo, this corrections running gag is perfect
The correction needs to be you getting that tattoo removed 🤣 I'm kidding... I've got a few regretable ones myself and I appreciate the reminders of bad decisions.
Amen. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Just saw Steven Page perform a few days ago. His two most recent albums are just really damn fine.
Actually! There are two Ritz-Carltons in Puerto Rico. The one in San Juan is indeed under renovation (has been for several years), but the one in Dorado Beach is open and fancy as heck and includes a plantation lol
I laugh SO HARD at Corrections. Like, can't breathe laughing. This is 100% my kind of comedy. Thank you.
Seth didn’t have to spell “Murch Madness” with a U, but he did. For US.
I'm only halfway through, but I had to pause to say that this has got to be the funniest "Corrections" yet! Every one a zinger, dammit! I haven't shaken my paw at the screen once, I've been so entertained!
Please seek some elder abuse counseling I find it disturbing that you're violently shaking your father with his body thrashing back and forth hitting the television screen you brute you should be in prison
@@crazywayne7051 better watch out, she'll be hitting you with her grand paw
I like the length of Corrections. It’s nice to have a longer RUclips video to watch. And yes, your BNL jokes are killing it up here!
BNL? Baturday Night Live?
@@AdrianColley Barenaked Ladies
@@kathrinmunro1105 Thanks!
@@AdrianColley :)
Watching Seth get just a little bit drunk was a great way to start my day. :)
To all the people saying corrections is too long - I raise you that it is not long enough. Make it a full hour.
Had you asked me prior to this episode, I would have told you that "Day Drinking With Seth Meyers and..." and "Corrections" are segments that cannot be topped.
"Day Drinking Corrections with Seth Meyers" proves me wrong.
This is perfection.
The longer the better, we need more corrections in our life.
That’s what SHE said!
CORRECTION: They’re not called buttons on a typewriter, they’re called keys.
E.B. White was not very bright.
Beat me to it.
He'll have to circle back on that one.
Like the keys on a regular keyboard? 😉
I thought they were called "pushy things." :)
Please never stop making Corrections!!! ...it is my favourite segment from all the late night shows that I get here in the UK (via RUclips).
Thank you for this meaningless yet, pure joy. After a mega long and grueling day at work, this was super necessary and hella loverly.
Finally! A nice, long Corrections! I can’t get enough of these and my heart fills with joy whenever I see a new one in my queue. Ten minutes is too short! I’m sad when it ends.
I love Corrections because the timing is so good. I hang on every word, and the pace is perfection. Usually Seth is reading at 100 mph (which is cool too), so it’s nice to see this side of him as well. And he looks like a young 45.
PS,
We got your book and my girls love it!