I'm an 85-year-old man and this episode brings back warm memories of my youth when me and my friends would spend our summers standing on the side of the road with bowls of milk in hand just waiting for the cereal man. Thank you Sethany Meyers
After watching every Corrections and commenting on thousands of episodes of the show, I finally got a shoutout for “Arctic Char-Funkel,” of all throwaway puns lol Maybe I WILL start my own Corrections, Seth. Maybe. I. Will.
@@MeloniousThunk Congratulations! And when your series Char-ections wins the Emmy for Best Short Form Comedy/Musical/Drama, Seth will rue the day he dared you to do just that. Just like how he rues daring Donald to run for president.
I'm upset, though. In the setup, it was clear that the cereal bus requires you to shout your order; there are all kinds of different cereals onboard, and the operator can hardly just pick one at random to throw at you, now can they? Yet what do we see? Seth simply sits there, holding a bowl, and is cereal-ed. Be consistent, won't you? This ain't no cracker jack show.
All we can do is try our best to be accepting of others and their experiences, and not judge or condemn even when it goes against your moral instincts. Milk before cereal can divide opinions in a conversation, but we cannot let this divide us as a nation. As a wise philosopher once said "I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters."
🎵When you're blue and you don't know where to go to, Why don't you go where comedy sits? [In Young Frankenstein's Monster's voice] Puttin' on da Corrections!🎵 Know that you always have Jackal friends here, so hang out with us whenever you need some silliness.
Seth, "taking Corrections back to the studs" is 100% correct because this gem of a show was launched when you incorrectly referred to lego bricks as "legos," and the connecting parts between two legos are called studs. So you ARE taking the show back to the studs!
@@MeloniousThunkmaybe Fred Armisen IS the Serial/Cereal Bus Man! It's his latest business venture, reviving the Serial Bus of Seth and Shoemaker's past! No wonder he had to leave the band, this will obviously take all of his time now.
I swear this is 100% true. I was watching via the RUclips app on my Blu-Ray player which, on occasion, does lag and buffer from time to time. This video was moving along smoothly until 8:48 when it froze. Literally in the middle of the sentence "the whole staff knows they do not interrupt Corrections". Kudos, universe. Kudos.
I still love his song: 🎶Who can take some corn meal Mix in red dye number two, Stir in a pound of sugar And throw in cheap prizes for you? The Cereal Man can The Cereal Man can!
1:51 gotDAMN I love this man. That “just a sec” finger with the patch made me spit my coffee out. I thank you sir. It’s real the greatest way to wake up!
And he’s perfectly correct - the distinction *is* obvious. Now can we please get him to put desperate, unrequited _”Meeeeel? MEEEEEL!”_ calls back in his Trump impression???
I'll take the counterpoint on this one: Graphics had an obvious error this week that didn't get addressed. The sign was "Complaints Department " over the Air Force One door, but on the outside of the plane, rather than the inside. Never addressed!
@johnobrien2373 he literally addressed it in the moment as it happened, like wdym...I'm up there with the most pedantic of the jackals but this is too far 🤦🏻♂️
Having watched these for… a while, I started assuming around 10:20 that Seth would end with a pirate joke which would, In fact, be blown by the thumbnail. The ending was so much better than I could have imagined. Well played, sir.
@@ntdscherer some of us face such a grim existence a smile is like a tectonic shift. Just because you cannot fathom that perspective does not diminish my comment. That said I should not be surprised a jackal jackaled.
I listen to Corrections while driving to work on Friday morning. I can't even tell you the joy it gives me. I know I'm missing something because I can't see what's happening (I watch it later when I'm not driving) but I look forward to corrections every week. Never stop :) Thank you
This is one of the best things in life right now (I mean yeah I’m not depressed or anything and I have a loving family and friends, but) I’m thankful for Seth’s and the LN writers’ takes on the news, and Corrections is just icing on the pie.
@@MeloniousThunk Remember Seth telling us how he went to bed (banished to the guest room after day drinking) with a whole pepperoni in his hair? I think this was the more wholesome sequel.
Hi Seth, thank you for reading my comment about Bernie’s eye colour out loud! I think the raccoon/panda mutant is a remarkable addition to your weasel/ferret circus.
This is the first corrections I’ve ever commented on and I’ve been watching from the beginning *heavy sigh*. It’s become a highlight of my week and I have enjoyed seeing others share their stories of the impact that this, ridiculously niche and long winded inside, joke series has become. It transcends generations and it’s a cool community, good work Seth & team. Anyway, I was stressed for you this week. I was like damn I bet he feels pressure from this side of the internet. I felt like we may have been off (and honestly I think we ran out corrections for a sec). But. Today. Today. Was truly ‘back to the studs’. Thank you.
I started with the Jan 6 episode and just finished binging all episodes of corrections, backwards (!), in the last two weeks, and I can say that this was your best/funniest. 2nd place Emmy is on the way!
The problem with corrections winning awards is that without the context of the previous ones and of the show during the week, it looks like unhinged madness. And that's why I like it so much!
Ah, the Cereal Bus. What a golden time. It's such a tragedy that it ended when it was discovered that Cap'n Crunch was a serial killer. The body of Sugar Bear still hasn't been found.
Or a bucket of marbles. (And why did Seth and us assume he meant marbles you play with. He's into construction. Maybe he meant like the stone "marble." Let's see Seth make that come out of his mouth.)
I remember when the Cereal Bus would come, and there was that one kid whose house was out of milk, running after the bus with a bowl of water, and... and... and I was that kid!
You got me. I thought that cereal bus tangent was just a thing Seth was coming up with in the moment. The payoff was just the best thing I could have hoped for.
That reminds me of that commercial where they said that Kenny wouldn't do it; Kenny loves everyone. And Kenny said, "I bet I will!" And the crew were all, "Hey, he's doing it! He likes it! Hey, Kenny!" So they all started throwing cereal at Seth too. Yes, that's Life. Life cereal. Supposed to be good for you.
CORRECTION: look, the cereal bus bit at the end was great but you explicitly said at 10:01 that you had to yell out your favourite kind of cereal before they'd throw it to you...
A lot of Cereal Men actually served in the Korean War, so many were dealing with some life-long issues. Our Cereal Man never talked about it, but you could see it in his eyes.
I was expecting it to be more violent. Like using Cap'n Crunch instead of Froot Loops. Ol' Horatio puts out a sharp cereal that could actually cut someone!
Nobody expects the cereal to be quite so violent! Violence is the cereals chief weapon - violence and crunchiness - crunchiness and violence - TWO! The cereal's weapons are crunchiness and violence...
Phenomenal thumbnail team 🏴☠️ (Edit: I wrote this before we got to the joke about it. I literally had this conversation in my head “I wonder which joke will be spoiled by the outfit. Is it really spoiled though? Yes, and it’s frequently annoying but at the same time, they’ve got to get the best shot so I can’t blame them)
"Also, that sound was a body of water." I slow clapped at my screen before realizing I was doing it. Well played, sir. Overall, one of the best episodes of Corrections to date.
Pirate HegSeth stared into the barrel of the lens with a look that said he knew the cereal bus was coming, and they had better bring his Captain Crunch. But cereal man blew it.
What a great Corrections! The word play continues with cereal bus (instead of serial bus). And the cereal bus actually arrived. Seth was one happy kid at the end. By the way Seth, the Salmon and Gar-funkel joke was great. And we love to have fun with you on the journey to the sound of silence...
@MakarMeCrazy I was lucky enough to be at home plate at Dodger Stadium at Elton John's last concert in the US. The one that was on Disney. That was a concert of my lifetime
I appreciated the pirate gag specifically and Corrections itself in general for providing the much needed humor and distraction now that we are all living inside an article from The Onion written by Ayn Rand. 😊
Throwing all of the cereal at once more closely emulates a parallel bus. A serial bus sends bits one at a time, you know, serially. So the cereal bus should throw pieces of cereal one at a time. I was going to let this slide, but then I saw you pour the milk first.
this is one of my favourite all time Corrections. I particularly enjoyed enjoying (sic - yes I meant to say that - ) was/am/will continue to be, enjoying every moment of the 'pirate' bit - no explanation, silence, putting everything on - holding up finger for 'patience' - putting everything on. then, _immediately_ taking everything off - and just carrying on - brilliant !!!! I would have be just happy, just as 'enjoyed' at my enjoyment without ANY explanation at all. *any* AT ALL - _EVER_ - now & forever - perfection. pure perfection. the cereal man bit. (milk _BEFORE_ cereal Seth ?? - what mayhem is this, still .. each to their own...) part of the joy, the bliss, the 'enjoying enjoyment' that IS Correction is savouring every moment in the "a long way to go for" - ("nothing" ) - I feel sorry for whoever wrote that, esp the "nothing" bit - I am grateful for the opportunity to appreciate the journey-destination-journey that IS Corrections. *THANK YOU* Seth 💖😽 😂🤣🐾🦊🐾🤣😂
I came back the next day to say… Can we all just agree to refer to this magnificent offering as “the pirate episode”. You know, so we are reminded right away to run get our bowls when the jingle plays. Still enjoying it way after the fact. 😂❤
Milk before cereal? What madness is this! Especially if you need to run out to the cereal bus, mother would be complaining like crazy about all the spilled milk! But at least she wouldn't cry about it, I guess.
Big moms, strong moms, tears in their eyes… tears pouring… into our country… into our country and our crunchy… crunchy cereal- we love cereal, don’t we, folks? - over spilled milk
Seth is an evil genius.. in order to understand Corrections I gotta make sure I watch every clip from every show of the week! Sure, I can _not_ do that.. but them I'd miss him being accosted with a bucket of cereal!
I was so excited when I saw the Amazon box, thinking my gift ice cream cone holster finally arrived only to realize I still don't know and 😂 godamnit Cosby! 🤷♀️
@@doccamedulla So...did cereal man come in the house to make the delivery? I was thinking like ice cream truck where you had to run it down. Seth's mom must of loved cleaning up the cereal then that is all over the kitchen. (And maybe she boxed it and fed it to him on off-cereal-man days.) Also I hate fruit loops.
I've never thought of adding milk B4 putting cereal in the bowl.. how can you run to the fricking truck with milk sloshing around.?? Typical city elite habit!!
The problem with the Salmon and Garfunkel joke is you can't do too many fish jokes in a roe.
We really had to swim upstream with that one - and then we spurned. Then we died.
This got me! I smiled, groaned, and heard the badum ching in my head all at the same time! 😂
I need you to know that I thumbs downed this for obvious reasons.
This pun smelt bad.
Solar Prestige A Gammon would seem to say otherwise.
I'm an 85-year-old man and this episode brings back warm memories of my youth when me and my friends would spend our summers standing on the side of the road with bowls of milk in hand just waiting for the cereal man. Thank you Sethany Meyers
I think you mean Hegseth Meyers ;)
After watching every Corrections and commenting on thousands of episodes of the show, I finally got a shoutout for “Arctic Char-Funkel,” of all throwaway puns lol
Maybe I WILL start my own Corrections, Seth.
Maybe. I. Will.
@@MeloniousThunk Congratulations! And when your series Char-ections wins the Emmy for Best Short Form Comedy/Musical/Drama, Seth will rue the day he dared you to do just that. Just like how he rues daring Donald to run for president.
Thousands? Has Seth been giving private viewings?
Always nice to see someone rewarded for tuna-ing in so often.
Look at you, living the dream
Omg. I am so happy for you. I’ve been called out once! It makes your day right??????
I fucking love the cereal bus bit. I just find the mental image of the whole scenario ridiculously, delightfully hilarious.
I am gonna start talking about the goodol' days of the cereal bus
It's just so wholesome.
is that why Big Cable had to change the C to S? was UCB suing (now) USB over it? I'm being super serial, you guys
Esp with his transatlantic accent
I'm upset, though. In the setup, it was clear that the cereal bus requires you to shout your order; there are all kinds of different cereals onboard, and the operator can hardly just pick one at random to throw at you, now can they? Yet what do we see? Seth simply sits there, holding a bowl, and is cereal-ed. Be consistent, won't you? This ain't no cracker jack show.
4:09 “A long way to go for nothing” is actually a pretty good slogan for Corrections
"The internet show about nothing" might be a tag line for Corrections
A long walk to a loitering charge
That almost implies resolution and isn't suffocating. Could keep the idea of change but remove satisfaction with "The next one's better"
...and yet you got baited masterfully!
Maybe the real Corrections was the friends we made along the way
Seth adding millk to the bowl before the cereal explains so much about him as a person but I think I was happier before I knew this much about him
Especially knowing cereal is about to be violently hurled into it. Think of the unnecessary splash danger!
This is something everyone should ascertain about a potential partner (romantic, business, or criminal) before getting into bed with them.
I want to know everything about him😵💫
I was going to comment about this, too, although I'm not sure if he added the milk first for the sake of the joke or if he's actually one of those.
All we can do is try our best to be accepting of others and their experiences, and not judge or condemn even when it goes against your moral instincts. Milk before cereal can divide opinions in a conversation, but we cannot let this divide us as a nation. As a wise philosopher once said "I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters."
one could argue that the safe word for corrections is “see me next week”
Correction: that is not a safe "word", but rather a safe "phrase".
@@dublinbounder Banana, banana, banana!!!
"LEGO bricks"
I'm having issues with depression and would like to share just the marbles has made me smile all week.
Altho i learned the hard way it makes my new kitten dig her claws into me. I too have depression. This guy makes it go away for a bit.
Hiatuses hit my depression so hard I sometimes need to up the dosage on one or two of my meds.
We are here for you
🎵When you're blue and you don't know where to go to,
Why don't you go where comedy sits?
[In Young Frankenstein's Monster's voice]
Puttin' on da Corrections!🎵
Know that you always have Jackal friends here, so hang out with us whenever you need some silliness.
Dream of Capybaras! best comfort animal to others, watch some vids, and a
Seth, "taking Corrections back to the studs" is 100% correct because this gem of a show was launched when you incorrectly referred to lego bricks as "legos," and the connecting parts between two legos are called studs. So you ARE taking the show back to the studs!
Great insight this needs to be higher!
You acknowledged 'legos' was incorrect and then proceeded to use it. #JackalOnJackalAction
Don't start this. NO ONE calls them Lego Bricks! "Mommy! Mommy! Can I have some Lego Bricks?" just doesn't happen. They're just Legos! Get over it!
@@rowynnecrowley1689 legit former LEGO employee here. We just called them LEGO 😂
@wrenbo4816 some people just can't seem to... Lego.
SO jealous of the Cereal Bus. Growing up in Australia we had to make do with the Venomous Snake-tion Wagon. 😭
I love that every episode of Corrections just creates a new inside joke
I love how it just keeps building and evolving.
I liked that Corrections reduced the number of inside jokes in the main show.
CORRECEPTIONS
Literally
Stay tuned for the new E Entertainment program, "Inside Inside Jokes," with your host Hegseth Meyers.
The payoff for cereal bus… possibly my favorite thing you’ve ever done. Thank you, as always, for all you do for us.
Corrections is so genuinely good please never stop
I love the whole staff of this show. You folks are doing the heavy lifting of helping me feel happy when I need it most.
"don't forget about me cereal man!" made me smile so hard
Me too
I need a new monitor, those jokes should come with a caution no drinking prior to skit
Sameeee 😆😆😆🥣
The Cereal Bus story was so Fred Armisen coded… it was like I could see him channeling direct from Fred
@@MeloniousThunkmaybe Fred Armisen IS the Serial/Cereal Bus Man! It's his latest business venture, reviving the Serial Bus of Seth and Shoemaker's past! No wonder he had to leave the band, this will obviously take all of his time now.
I swear this is 100% true. I was watching via the RUclips app on my Blu-Ray player which, on occasion, does lag and buffer from time to time. This video was moving along smoothly until 8:48 when it froze. Literally in the middle of the sentence "the whole staff knows they do not interrupt Corrections". Kudos, universe. Kudos.
CORRECTION: You did NOT shout your favourite cereal to the cereal man…
I still love his song:
🎶Who can take some corn meal
Mix in red dye number two,
Stir in a pound of sugar
And throw in cheap prizes for you?
The Cereal Man can
The Cereal Man can!
CORRECTION on the CORRECTION. Seth asked the Cereal Man not to forget him. The Cereal Man never forgot - and gave Seth his Fruit Loops.
I bet the cereal man KNEW... A regular - like Seth - the ceral man knew. Hope Shoemaker got his bowl of cereal, too!
@ Shoe got a handful of Buc Wheats tossed at him. The Cereal Man never forgets.
Um, he's famous. He doesn't need to tell him, he should already just know.
1:51 gotDAMN I love this man. That “just a sec” finger with the patch made me spit my coffee out. I thank you sir. It’s real the greatest way to wake up!
Barely 3 minutes in and this is already one of the best episodes of Corrections.
You’re late to the party then
@@sunshine3914 I'm not entirely sure what you're implying, but I have watched every episode.
@@Splox5Best ones were removed due to copyright infringement. Eminem was the one to top
@@sunshine3914 I thought it was pretty funny how they handled it for revised versions.
For Emmy consideration
Love the DISTINCTION, the time, analysis, & care that goes into things distinguishing & explaining between Bill Burr and Ray Romano❤ 6:39
And he’s perfectly correct - the distinction *is* obvious. Now can we please get him to put desperate, unrequited _”Meeeeel? MEEEEEL!”_ calls back in his Trump impression???
I can't believe you missed: "USB stands for Universal Sock Battery."
Let the man have his childhood nostalgia
I love corrections so much, and I equally love reading the comments. This feels like a safe space
I've haven't missed an episode of Late Night or Corrections since the first Corrections, and you know what? Perfection. No notes.
...well, _maybe_ just a *few* 🤓
True fans watched Corrections: Seths Version
I full-heartedly agree! 9/10 performance!
I'll take the counterpoint on this one: Graphics had an obvious error this week that didn't get addressed. The sign was "Complaints Department " over the Air Force One door, but on the outside of the plane, rather than the inside. Never addressed!
@johnobrien2373 he literally addressed it in the moment as it happened, like wdym...I'm up there with the most pedantic of the jackals but this is too far 🤦🏻♂️
I'm a huge fan of the Salmon and Garfunkel hit "Like a stream under troubled bridges"
OMG the blast of that Cereal at the end 10 out of 10
I would like to see who it was off camera that got to pelt Seth with cereal. I'm betting Shumacher wanted the honor on this one.
It made me wonder what you’d get if you loaded a T-shirt gun with cereal (and adequate gasket/wadding to enable it to work)
The best part about this bit is that you hear the crew bursting out laughing long before we the audience see the actual joke. Somehow it elevates it.
I greatly appreciate the Sea Captain's silent brother, the Pirate that Didn't Happen. Huzzah!
Pocket Weasel Circus sounds like the perfect nickname for Trump's billionaire buddies.
You mean President Musk.
@Tao_Tology That would be the pocket muskrat circus.
@@Reyalta1988 That sounds a bit cramped. Notta lotta space for those salutes if you're stuck in a pocket.
Henceforth that is what we should call them😅
Trump and Company are like teletubbies
Having watched these for… a while, I started assuming around 10:20 that Seth would end with a pirate joke which would, In fact, be blown by the thumbnail.
The ending was so much better than I could have imagined. Well played, sir.
CORRECTION: But he did, he ended with an "Aaarrrr!".
How ever the week is going, Corrections is going to make me smile.
We’re going to need Seth & Corrections & our pack of Jackals.
Damning with faint praise?
@@ntdscherer naw just acknowledging the value of absurdist humor in absurd times.
@@ambershadedlens I mean a real compliment would be that it made you laugh.
@@ntdscherer some of us face such a grim existence a smile is like a tectonic shift. Just because you cannot fathom that perspective does not diminish my comment. That said I should not be surprised a jackal jackaled.
The cereal damn near killed me laughing. Seth was nearly a cereal killer.
... I'll show myself out.
When it’s time to choose an episode for the Emmy’s you won’t even have to consider any other episodes.
Agreed - this episode will be the one to top this year!
@@MariaVosaI with you Maria ❤ !
Ummm, weasels though?
The throwing of the Fruit (sp?) Loops at the end was
Came here to say this. This one’s the winner.
I listen to Corrections while driving to work on Friday morning. I can't even tell you the joy it gives me. I know I'm missing something because I can't see what's happening (I watch it later when I'm not driving) but I look forward to corrections every week. Never stop :) Thank you
The unhingedness of this is just right.
This is one of the best things in life right now (I mean yeah I’m not depressed or anything and I have a loving family and friends, but) I’m thankful for Seth’s and the LN writers’ takes on the news, and Corrections is just icing on the pie.
Cake
Yeah, who puts icing on a pie?
I loved the corrections for Bernard's operator license.
The Fruit Loops in the opening of Seth's shirt...I swear I'll still be laughing next week
It’s the one green one on top of his head for me
@@MeloniousThunk Remember Seth telling us how he went to bed (banished to the guest room after day drinking) with a whole pepperoni in his hair?
I think this was the more wholesome sequel.
Hi Seth, thank you for reading my comment about Bernie’s eye colour out loud! I think the raccoon/panda mutant is a remarkable addition to your weasel/ferret circus.
"Impressions Camp" is paying off.
Seth: "I told them I wanted to grow up and be a comedian. Well, they're not laughin now!"
This is the first corrections I’ve ever commented on and I’ve been watching from the beginning *heavy sigh*. It’s become a highlight of my week and I have enjoyed seeing others share their stories of the impact that this, ridiculously niche and long winded inside, joke series has become. It transcends generations and it’s a cool community, good work Seth & team. Anyway, I was stressed for you this week. I was like damn I bet he feels pressure from this side of the internet. I felt like we may have been off (and honestly I think we ran out corrections for a sec). But. Today. Today. Was truly ‘back to the studs’. Thank you.
Same!
I'm addicted to corrections
Help me?!
Both Seth’s Ray Romano and Bill Burr sound like Peter from Family Guy.
Seth has said in various interviews/talks that Corrections is one of his favourites as well. Maybe I can find a clip of it.
Found it
ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxYCL0AmMD6kAU2N6zRe_XVOUaOeBzBURZ
I started with the Jan 6 episode and just finished binging all episodes of corrections, backwards (!), in the last two weeks, and I can say that this was your best/funniest. 2nd place Emmy is on the way!
The accidental garnish in the Negroni at the end really threw me for a loop.
a fruit loop
@@richardastley1168 correction: froot loop
It throo yoo for a loop
I love the one that’s just on his head
The problem with corrections winning awards is that without the context of the previous ones and of the show during the week, it looks like unhinged madness. And that's why I like it so much!
Ah, the Cereal Bus. What a golden time. It's such a tragedy that it ended when it was discovered that Cap'n Crunch was a serial killer. The body of Sugar Bear still hasn't been found.
The real tragedy is that Cap’n Crunch was framed for the crime by the REAL cereal killer: Toucan, Son of Sam.
And the real reason Sugar Bear was never found is because RFK Jr. picked up his body at the side of the road and dumped it Central Park!
@@razzledazzyl Very good. But Sam was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Yes, the Coco Puffs defense.
Don't forget about froot loops the toucan on lsd who served in the cereal wars with snap crackle and pop
Grape Nuts.
That was my comment about your bill burr sounding like ray romano. You’re right. Your bill Burr is on point. 🤘
I'm glad Corrections Props didn't confuse last week and this week, and toss a bucket of spiders at Seth!
Ooo that'd be great bit for next week though!
Or a bucket of marbles. (And why did Seth and us assume he meant marbles you play with. He's into construction. Maybe he meant like the stone "marble." Let's see Seth make that come out of his mouth.)
I remember when the Cereal Bus would come, and there was that one kid whose house was out of milk, running after the bus with a bowl of water, and... and... and I was that kid!
You got me. I thought that cereal bus tangent was just a thing Seth was coming up with in the moment. The payoff was just the best thing I could have hoped for.
13:31 I’m calling it now: That just HAD to be Kenny who chucked all that cereal at Seth! 🥣🥣🥣
That reminds me of that commercial where they said that Kenny wouldn't do it; Kenny loves everyone. And Kenny said, "I bet I will!" And the crew were all, "Hey, he's doing it! He likes it! Hey, Kenny!" So they all started throwing cereal at Seth too. Yes, that's Life. Life cereal. Supposed to be good for you.
I find joy in you Seth. You're my weasel/ferret.
CORRECTION: look, the cereal bus bit at the end was great but you explicitly said at 10:01 that you had to yell out your favourite kind of cereal before they'd throw it to you...
That was true back then, but maybe the modern cereal bus has an app?
These days it's like a bullshit speakeasy; you don't order, they just look at you and then give you something and then you like it.™️
13:27 - OMG, that was the Ultimate long journey joke payoff!
Very well done Sir.👏🙌👍👍
"...there is no safeword for corrections!"
"Yeahhhhhh brah!"
-Three male studs.
The guy on the left looks suspiciously like Andrew Dismukes
three sad virgins was taken?
“There is NO safeword for corrections” is the new “You do not talk about Fight Club”.
I was not expecting the cereal to be quite so violent 😆
You know that came out of a bucket thrown by a guy who just had a poor performance review.
A lot of Cereal Men actually served in the Korean War, so many were dealing with some life-long issues. Our Cereal Man never talked about it, but you could see it in his eyes.
I kinda was and was not disappointed 😂
I was expecting it to be more violent. Like using Cap'n Crunch instead of Froot Loops. Ol' Horatio puts out a sharp cereal that could actually cut someone!
Nobody expects the cereal to be quite so violent! Violence is the cereals chief weapon - violence and crunchiness - crunchiness and violence - TWO! The cereal's weapons are crunchiness and violence...
Corrections really does make the insanity of the week easier to deal with. Thank you, everyone at Late Night.
Phenomenal thumbnail team 🏴☠️
(Edit: I wrote this before we got to the joke about it. I literally had this conversation in my head “I wonder which joke will be spoiled by the outfit. Is it really spoiled though? Yes, and it’s frequently annoying but at the same time, they’ve got to get the best shot so I can’t blame them)
The worst part about the cereal bus bit was finding out that Seth put his milk in the bowl before the cereal.
I have a feeling that this is going to get more and more unhinged during the next four years 😂
Why should it be different from the rest of us?
"Also, that sound was a body of water." I slow clapped at my screen before realizing I was doing it. Well played, sir.
Overall, one of the best episodes of Corrections to date.
The pocket weasel circus is really cute but that's for sure a raccoon
I think it's actually a ferret.
Looked more pandish to me.
I'm thinking Panda, too 🐼
100% Panda, imo!
Thank you, this brought so much stupid joy in a miserably stupid week.
"THERE IS NO SAFEWORD FOR CORRECTIONS!" is so very 2025.
Pirate HegSeth stared into the barrel of the lens with a look that said he knew the cereal bus was coming, and they had better bring his Captain Crunch.
But cereal man blew it.
Gotta love the staff member that aimed the cereal right at his face. Some pent up resentment there.
The joy! The light in your eyes when you heard the Cereal Bus! We (of a certain age) all felt it!
(of a silent sound)🙉
Fantastic deep cut on Adrien Brody on SNL doing a “Jamaican accent” 😂 FYC for The Brutalist 😂
I understood that reference!
I completely missed it, good catch!
13:10 That the music come an goes makes it perfect for the joke. Laughed even harder the 2nd time, that was awesome. 👍
What a great Corrections! The word play continues with cereal bus (instead of serial bus). And the cereal bus actually arrived. Seth was one happy kid at the end. By the way Seth, the Salmon and Gar-funkel joke was great. And we love to have fun with you on the journey to the sound of silence...
i didn't even notice the serial/cereal thing!! i was just going along with the SB in USB being cereal bus LMAO
“Takin’ it back to the studs” references the extensive history with Lego products on this show.
Random comment because i feel like you all are family, seeing Simon and Garfunkel live was one of my two favorite concerts. ❤
S & G made up for all the shitty music in the world.
What was the other? Don’t leave us hanging!
I would have loved that 😅 I've seen some good ones but never those guys. And now you have to be a millionaire to see Paul Simon 😂
@MakarMeCrazy I was lucky enough to be at home plate at Dodger Stadium at Elton John's last concert in the US. The one that was on Disney. That was a concert of my lifetime
We are your family. Canidae. ❤
I will NEVER TIRE of corrections!!!! Thank you very much for putting this together!!! It is a highlight every time!!!! 😊
Ah the Cereal Man, the Milk Man's wingman. Seth's mom's favourite time of day too!
I appreciated the pirate gag specifically and Corrections itself in general for providing the much needed humor and distraction now that we are all living inside an article from The Onion written by Ayn Rand. 😊
Corrections really hitting a groove these last 2 eps have been tight.
Throwing all of the cereal at once more closely emulates a parallel bus. A serial bus sends bits one at a time, you know, serially. So the cereal bus should throw pieces of cereal one at a time.
I was going to let this slide, but then I saw you pour the milk first.
😆
Salmon and Barnacle is *right there*.
Ummm. I think this would be a "joke that didn't make corrections".
Barnacles are crustaceans though, and a fish wouldn't partner with a crustacean for a musical act.
But a Gar is a fish. Salmon and Gar-funkle is a great joke. Everything after, not so much.
I love you joker jackal 🐾 😂
“Nah nah, don’t sift the dust out of the cereal, his eyes will love that.
Use this episode for your Emmy nomination video!! So funny! Laughed, 'till we cried, wiped our tears, then laughed 'till we cried again!
So, big guys, tough guys, tears in their eyes, came to us and said, "Sirs - that is, Sirs and madams - we found this episode rather funny."
I’ve dreamed of watching the show live for years, it’s been part of my bucket list. Today i got confirmation that i can attend a recording. 💃
Congratulations! We'll expect a recap of the entire experience!
this is one of my favourite all time Corrections. I particularly enjoyed enjoying (sic - yes I meant to say that - ) was/am/will continue to be, enjoying every moment of the 'pirate' bit -
no explanation, silence, putting everything on - holding up finger for 'patience' - putting everything on. then, _immediately_ taking everything off - and just carrying on - brilliant !!!!
I would have be just happy, just as 'enjoyed' at my enjoyment without ANY explanation at all.
*any* AT ALL - _EVER_ - now & forever - perfection. pure perfection.
the cereal man bit. (milk _BEFORE_ cereal Seth ?? - what mayhem is this, still .. each to their own...)
part of the joy, the bliss, the 'enjoying enjoyment' that IS Correction is savouring every moment in the "a long way to go for" - ("nothing" ) - I feel sorry for whoever wrote that, esp the "nothing" bit - I am grateful for the opportunity to appreciate the journey-destination-journey that IS Corrections. *THANK YOU* Seth 💖😽
😂🤣🐾🦊🐾🤣😂
I felt this exact way. Thank you for writing it so well! I too wanted NO explanation, it just happens.
The lone green cereal piece that landed in your drink 😂😂
So … if you cross Bill Burr with Ray Romano you get Fozzie Bear?
Blast your eyeballs back into the right shape etc
I liked the way Seth grabbed for the wrong eye at first, when he went to take off the eyepatch. : )
13:32 "That really hurt, cereal man!" ~Seth's eyes
Kids back then were tough and didn’t wear proper eye protection.
@@jamesbernald2850 he didn’t have enough time to get milk and also put the eye patch back on
A. This was hilarious.
B. I am here for all Beez McKeever namechecks. .
CHIEF!
@@BlueManIanMcCloud!
It's not a great measure of his show, but I like to rank Seth on how well he matches his desk and/or drink. Today was pretty high up there!!!
5:59 Honestly if someone started doing a Corrections of Corrections that would be pretty peak RUclips content
Thanks Corrections. The Cereal Man bit made me laugh. (I needed that!)
Corrections is like your circus ferret toy, to me. It just makes me happy.
Thank you!😊
Shoemaker didn't already have a tab open for 'three male studs'?
I came back the next day to say…
Can we all just agree to refer to this magnificent offering as “the pirate episode”. You know, so we are reminded right away to run get our bowls when the jingle plays.
Still enjoying it way after the fact. 😂❤
Milk before cereal? What madness is this! Especially if you need to run out to the cereal bus, mother would be complaining like crazy about all the spilled milk! But at least she wouldn't cry about it, I guess.
Big moms, strong moms, tears in their eyes… tears pouring… into our country… into our country and our crunchy… crunchy cereal- we love cereal, don’t we, folks? - over spilled milk
Note to self: sneak onto the set for corrections only to leave with a rose when seth starts singing opera
it doesn’t matter what i’m doing at 1230 on thursday nights i will be dropping everything to watch corrections
Seth is an evil genius.. in order to understand Corrections I gotta make sure I watch every clip from every show of the week! Sure, I can _not_ do that.. but them I'd miss him being accosted with a bucket of cereal!
I was so excited when I saw the Amazon box, thinking my gift ice cream cone holster finally arrived only to realize I still don't know and 😂 godamnit Cosby! 🤷♀️
Stop it! Your Burr/ Romano impressions are driving my seagulls crazy!
Lots of shows are presenting good sketches.
Seth and Co. are going the extra mile. And sometimes never coming back.
Talk about dedication for a bit, priceless! Standing ovation! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Milk before cereal... I knew Seth was a lil' freak.
So it doesn't bounce out when the cereal man throws it at your face and bowl
@@doccamedulla So...did cereal man come in the house to make the delivery? I was thinking like ice cream truck where you had to run it down. Seth's mom must of loved cleaning up the cereal then that is all over the kitchen. (And maybe she boxed it and fed it to him on off-cereal-man days.)
Also I hate fruit loops.
I've never thought of adding milk B4 putting cereal in the bowl.. how can you run to the fricking truck with milk sloshing around.?? Typical city elite habit!!
@@rabbit251 Correction: *must have or *must've. "MUST OF" IS AN ABOMINATION!