CORRECTIONS Episode 126: Week of Monday, January 13

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @Reyalta1988
    @Reyalta1988 9 часов назад +548

    Oh my heart. Thanks for that Seth. I know my Dad would certainly be proud of finding humour in heartbreak.
    I will now issue a correction on myself: it's not that he didn't have respect for you Seth!!! It's just he always felt he didn't "get" it the way he should (never stopped him from watching your show), and corrections brought it all together for him, and heightened his understanding of the brilliance that is this show, the writers, your delivery etc. icing on the cake if you will.
    Thanks again. For being something to look forward to 4 days a week.. but especially for the icing that is Corrections. ❤

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад +32

      Nicely put.
      Again, my condolences. A tough month.

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 9 часов назад +43

      I'm really sad to hear about your dad, but it's clear he raised a really, really wonderful human. ❤

    • @chrismintoff
      @chrismintoff 7 часов назад +23

      The story really got to me. To have teary eyes and a big smile :)

    • @SunniSparks
      @SunniSparks 7 часов назад +35

      So sorry to hear about your Dad. Imagine how proud he is knowing you guys made it ONTO CORRECTIONS!!!

    • @Noah_Entropy
      @Noah_Entropy 7 часов назад +18

      I was so relieved to hear your father never saw episode 125. May he rest in a state of peace, those of us who live on, never will.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 10 часов назад +465

    8:24 Always happy to help pad out an episode, Seth!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 10 часов назад +56

      I love it! And I hope that someday Seth sends you something in return, like a cease and desist order.😉

    • @spacechickenawareness
      @spacechickenawareness 10 часов назад +26

      Fantastic joke, well executed

    • @kmonkeytee
      @kmonkeytee 10 часов назад +18

      Paaaaad it out. Pad it out.

    • @OldManBears
      @OldManBears 10 часов назад +8

      just the best, while your father is alive.

    • @Reyalta1988
      @Reyalta1988 9 часов назад +19

      That made me laugh so hard. The bird bane stickers ... what a set up.

  • @Quake210
    @Quake210 5 часов назад +74

    Hi! Entomologist here! Theraphosid spiders are not "orb weavers" and would not descend using silk as a method of movement.

    • @janm.2467
      @janm.2467 3 часа назад +3

      You must tell Seth. That is a funny correction!

    • @CutleryDuck
      @CutleryDuck 22 минуты назад +1

      I too, find this an unacceptable oversight.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 21 минуту назад

      You're jackaling right. 💪

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 12 минут назад

      @janm.2467 Oh, according to Seth, he reads every one of the Comments. 😆

  • @Robin0928
    @Robin0928 10 часов назад +495

    We are slowly but surely getting closer to Seth uploading 17 minutes of an empty desk so that we can all think about what we all did.

  • @kmonkeytee
    @kmonkeytee 10 часов назад +237

    Condolences to the jackal who lost his dad. And thanks for that joke because was the best thing about this episode. 😂

    • @Reyalta1988
      @Reyalta1988 9 часов назад +62

      ♥️ that was me, and thank you so much. I just laughed myself to tears having Seth read that out, and I know my dad would be so proud.

    • @ashlei315
      @ashlei315 9 часов назад +13

      @@Reyalta1988I was really hoping it was a genuine story and not something made up for a punchline! Thank you so much for being genuine and being you ☺️. You and your dad are what make our Corrections community the highlight of the week.

    • @Reyalta1988
      @Reyalta1988 8 часов назад +23

      ​@@ashlei315 oh man, I'd give anything for it not to be true. But I'm super grateful for the jackals, the joy this community and corrections brings me is a real safe harbour in the storm these days ❤️ humour heals.

    • @essiebessie661
      @essiebessie661 4 часа назад +1

      Absolutely gold.

    • @ShartinScorsese
      @ShartinScorsese Час назад +1

      @@Reyalta1988 heartwarming & heartbreaking at the same time, but most importantly, a phenomenal joke! Wish it wasn’t true, but thank you for the heavy chortle I needed this morning while sheltering at a friend’s from the LA fires. ❤️‍🩹

  • @ultimus616
    @ultimus616 4 часа назад +22

    I read the comment last week from the jackal whose Dad had passed away and recognized it as soon as Seth started reading it. Truly the best whiplash I'd read in a RUclips comment, that joke was NOT too soon
    Hope you find some peace with your loss, fellow jackal

  • @shifttheshaman
    @shifttheshaman 7 часов назад +87

    okay, that 'padding' mail joke was golden.

  • @Nunyabizi1100
    @Nunyabizi1100 6 часов назад +42

    If this episode doesn’t get award nominations, I’m going to be livid. This was moving, hilarious, and beautiful-it deserves recognition.

  • @49dashwoodproductions26
    @49dashwoodproductions26 9 часов назад +39

    "YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH, AND DOG GONE IT PEOPLE LIKE YOU" my dear Seth.

  • @ocho611
    @ocho611 6 часов назад +27

    Hegseth Meyers. god damn gold. and the spider legitimately startled me

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 4 часа назад +2

      Even though it was spoiled in the thumbnail?

    • @ocho611
      @ocho611 3 часа назад

      ​@@ProudPapaJDyup. I didn't even see it there until you said it

  • @maranathaschraag5757
    @maranathaschraag5757 5 часов назад +11

    The guy who sent padding through the mail is King of the Jackels.

  • @seanennsplays
    @seanennsplays 9 часов назад +69

    Your Bill Burr is getting pretty good! He laughs at his own jokes, y’know? It’s that half-laugh, half-cough, kind of cackle. “We went all the way to Monsters! (Silence while joke bombs) heh heh heack.”

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 10 часов назад +146

    Corrections is the on the thing that’s going to get me through the next four years. God bless you Seth.

    • @joshw6449
      @joshw6449 10 часов назад +9

      And the one thing, so that makes two.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 7 часов назад +2

      Correction - food, water, and oxygen are going to get you through the next four years. Corrections will help make the next four years bearable.

    • @LusheRenRen
      @LusheRenRen 7 часов назад +4

      If only Seth could go back in time,
      and correct the mistake of poking the Orangutan,
      at the 2011 WHCD. 😓

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 2 часа назад +1

      For real, I had to stop watching A Closer Look because the anxiety was too much. 😢 also stopped watching Kimmel and Colbert monologues. Yeah, it’s a real “head in sand” reaction but I’m not sure what else to do.

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 2 часа назад +1

      5:36 real Conan energy! 😂

  • @francesinez126
    @francesinez126 8 часов назад +24

    I got nuthin but love for this episode of Corrections. Seth, you are one heckuva charmer. Long may you reign.

  • @dougborntrager2418
    @dougborntrager2418 8 часов назад +51

    Can’t wait to hear more Salmon and Garfunkel! It’s the Animal Flubs/Cicada Cicada mashup you never knew you needed!

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 9 часов назад +32

    That dad joke was brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I wish you comfort in his loss.❤. Jackals loving jackals.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад

      They're here, username is reyalta

  • @busylawbee
    @busylawbee 9 часов назад +96

    “My only solace is that he didn’t live long enough to see this episode.”
    I peed. I literally peed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Reyalta1988
      @Reyalta1988 9 часов назад +8

      😂 apologies for the leak

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell 8 часов назад +8

      ​@@Reyalta1988I don't think that was a complaint 😂 it takes a lot to laugh to that point. Condolences for your loss, I'm sure your Dad would be proud. ❤

    • @busylawbee
      @busylawbee 6 часов назад +4

      @@Reyalta1988 It’s okay. I just wasn’t expecting it to be so savage 😂 But I am very sorry for your loss, and sending you love and laughs (not pee ones)

  • @CharlesWeinroth
    @CharlesWeinroth 5 часов назад +12

    One of my favorite quotes--one that has stuck with me since the moment I read it in Timequake--is by Kurt Vonnegut. It goes "“Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.’”
    For me, completely unexpectedly, Corrections has been that message. Even 125. Especially 125, because it's a reminder that sometimes, we all feel like we suck--and that we can all be harsher critics of ourselves than anyone else. But we're good enough.

  • @unusedaccount6200
    @unusedaccount6200 10 часов назад +82

    Thanks for giving me a reason to be up at 12:30 AM. I can claim I was waiting for Corrections and not worried about the impending doom starting next week. It's gonna be a long four years jackals. Thank you for getting us through it Seth and team. Mikey the Shoe, and of course the writers... Goldich, with his posh new headshot, Baze whose jokes go down in a 'baze of glory', or Scollins - who makes me feel better about myself as a human. You're all god damn heroes.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 9 часов назад

      Move.
      See how easy that was???
      The entire planet has reached critical mass, not just the 4% of the globe that live in the states.
      On reflection stay in the states because the rest of the world dinnae want the whingers from the states encroaching on them.

    • @Noah_Entropy
      @Noah_Entropy 7 часов назад +2

      So say we all!

    • @leeoffshore9859
      @leeoffshore9859 48 минут назад

      Well looking at who you elected will be longer than 4 years. People kidding themselves if he doesn’t think he will change constitution to be a king. An evil one at that. Hard not to judge Americans as to why you voted for such evilness. Wish corrections could correct electing a felon.

  • @JAMinerViews
    @JAMinerViews 9 часов назад +37

    Corrections 125 would not be my recommended starting point, but I still enjoyed it. It was kind like a director's cut of a failed joke. Fortunately, you have the personality to make us laugh even when the joke dies. Especially when it's Wally's fault.
    But honestly, you've led, and more importantly, accompanied us out of the frying pan that was the first t-rump presidency and into the fire that is his second term. Corrections was definitely born of the joy you brought from the attic, where we really got to know you and really feel like we were and have been right there with you as you've been with us. From "how's everybody doing?" to "We hope you're doing well". From suits to sweaters. From "see you next week" to "see me next week". Whatever you've got to bring to the desk in a setting without the crowd there, just trying to make your friends and crew laugh... we'll be here for it. And not to add any pressure but... we're going to need you meeting us like this... I wish you and yours all the health and peace and love needed for you to be with us through whatever is to come. You've created something truly special. It might be too niche for an award, but I hope you know you won a bunch of jackals who genuinely feel blessed to be part of such a large and ongoing inside joke. We love you, man. Keep up the great work.

    • @nicolepsy
      @nicolepsy 7 часов назад +4

      Aww man 🥲
      Well said and I agree 💯‼️

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 7 часов назад +20

    Seth's "Impressions Camp" Bill Burr is starting to find its voice. (There is potential there.)♡
    "Oh really?! We're fine with talking monsters, but 5 and 2?! That's just unimaginable?!! Oh Jeez"

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 10 часов назад +51

    7:44 Seth randomly channeling Bill Burr 😆

    • @ghilemaer
      @ghilemaer 9 часов назад +3

      It might be his best impression!

    • @Tamales21
      @Tamales21 8 часов назад +7

      Not random. It's a call back. A few weeks ago he did "bill burr talking about sesame street. It was great. I hope we see more.

  • @natalieking2497
    @natalieking2497 10 часов назад +32

    You're Kenough, Seth! You offer joy to those who want it, and heckling ammo for those who are looking for more.

  • @Heyuliveaday2147
    @Heyuliveaday2147 10 часов назад +172

    Salmon & Garfunkle 😂

    • @daniellederer293
      @daniellederer293 10 часов назад +7

      CORRECTION: it’s Salmon and Garfunkel

    • @joshw6449
      @joshw6449 10 часов назад +8

      Don't we mean Salmon and Garrfunkel?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 10 часов назад +6

      Salmon and Garrrfunkle's "Bridge Under Troubled Water" is a favorite.

    • @Jarikith
      @Jarikith 7 часов назад +2

      It's pronounced Gar-Fin-kle.

    • @Lu_Woods
      @Lu_Woods 7 часов назад

      @@joshw6449 Yes...thank you

  • @Angelicus-p5p
    @Angelicus-p5p 10 часов назад +51

    Seth, your spider 'hat' would be called a fascinator.😂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад

      Put a "CORRECTION" in front of that, jackal!

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 Час назад

      Is that because it would remain on his head as long as it could fascinate legs in his hair?

  • @unmeshl.6708
    @unmeshl.6708 7 часов назад +35

    The bong comment was mine! Im fairly certain no one else mentioned it on that particular Closer Look (i scrolled quite a bit through the comments section). I did it! I got a comment trolled on Corrections! I can die in peace now 😊.
    Seth, i have been a huge fan of you and your team of writers for a long time, but y'all have cemented a place in my heart with Corrections. The sheer inanity of it and dedication to it, and all for our entertainment (obviously not for Emmys) is beautiful. It puts this whole show a league apart from the rest of late night shows, which in fact it already was.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 7 часов назад +9

      Congrats! It is so great that Seth not only read your comment and liked it, but liked it enough to feature it in Corrections! You can now die knowing you have a place in history.
      But one thing: did you mean "inanity" or "insanity"? Because either one works.

    • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
      @ThestuffthatSaralikes 6 часов назад +3

      I’m so jealous.

    • @unmeshl.6708
      @unmeshl.6708 5 часов назад +1

      @sherinameless1618 you're right, either works

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 3 часа назад +3

      Been there, done that. Congrats!

    • @BoogerDad
      @BoogerDad 2 часа назад +2

      Hey! me too! "All good things must come to an end". i was really hoping he'd drop my name to really hammer home the credibility of my statement... but still. It was suuuuuper gratifying to hear my heckle spoken out loud on the internet by a semi-prominent figure in late-night broadcast television. Dreams = fulfilled. The mainstream lives on a bit longer.

  • @alexstewart839
    @alexstewart839 9 часов назад +20

    Seth's spider jar didn't have any air holes. The spider escaped to save its own life.

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 6 часов назад +2

      The open hole at the top is the jar was the single air hole.

  • @sunshine3914
    @sunshine3914 10 часов назад +30

    9:39 omg… I read that comment last week, & now realize that I was crying too hard to catch the end. 😂

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 8 часов назад +35

    I love how Seth’s Lorne impression always reminds us that Dr. Evil was borne out of Mike Meyers’ impression of Lorne 😂😂

    • @nowionlywantatriumph
      @nowionlywantatriumph 2 часа назад +5

      It’s actually based on Mike Myers’ impression of Dana Carvey’s impression of Lorne.

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 4 часа назад +4

    Don't stop the Bill Burr impressions! I now need them in my life like a ferret circus! Which is a sentence sentence I never thought I would say. We're waking sleeper cells left and right over here!😂

  • @SantaCruz007
    @SantaCruz007 7 часов назад +7

    One of your best corrections! Loved the Johnny Carson.

  • @johnroyal2549
    @johnroyal2549 10 часов назад +34

    Seth might need to change his name back to Hegseth after his Mom disowns him for the photo of her with her morning gin and tonic.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад

      I though it was Megseth but Schumacher cut it because it was too much and didn't match.

  • @Unmannedperson
    @Unmannedperson 8 часов назад +19

    Correction: in the original episode, Seth held his ring finger in to simulate Elmo’s finger being cut off, giving an unintentional shocker. Whereas here, he held his pointer finger in instead. So no, he did not hold his finger “like this.”

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 2 часа назад +2

      As the writer of the comment he's responding to (#HumbleBrag): He held his finger "like" that, not "identical to" that.

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 10 часов назад +80

    The foam padding! 😂

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 10 часов назад +37

      What can I say? I do what I can to help get the episodes to an adequately Emmy nominatable length!

    • @kirkw1740
      @kirkw1740 10 часов назад +13

      @@razzledazzyl Not going to lie, was fully expecting it to have been cut into a Mac Tonight silhouette.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 9 часов назад +19

      ⁠@@kirkw1740 I did consider doing something like that, but ultimately decided that a low effort episode deserved a low effort response!

    • @baslerraindrop4158
      @baslerraindrop4158 8 часов назад +6

      @razzledazzyl It was perfect. Cracked me up. Nice move.

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 Час назад

      @@razzledazzylAdding the packing peanuts to protect foam was top tier 😂

  • @mitze888
    @mitze888 3 часа назад +1

    I love Corrections! Every episode. There's something about Corrections that feels like secret bonus time with Seth and I'm here for every minute of it.

  • @peterp2626
    @peterp2626 10 часов назад +49

    4:48 It shows how old you are that you literally took a photo of the screen instead of a screencap.

    • @melwin7777
      @melwin7777 9 часов назад +15

      And then printed it out 😂

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly 4 часа назад +2

      And I'm so old that I didn't even notice.

  • @ttf4now
    @ttf4now 4 часа назад +6

    Corrections is my favorite segment and it’s Emmy Award winning material. Go Seth 2025 🎉

  • @lynnhettrick7588
    @lynnhettrick7588 9 часов назад +12

    5:40 The subtitles/CC say that you’re using a “Know-it-all tone” and I love it! To me, though, it was more Mr. Peabody-esque.

    • @snoopstheboss994
      @snoopstheboss994 7 часов назад +3

      The subtitle at one point said "snide tone" and it felt so old school corrections when he really had it with us jackals!

  • @tomoconnor4903
    @tomoconnor4903 9 часов назад +13

    Sometimes, when the Bill Burr slips, it slips into a pretty credible "Angry Ray Romano", which I also enjoy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад

      With a touch of Dennis

  • @puellanivis
    @puellanivis 5 часов назад +6

    The “bullet” vs “ball” thing kind of grinds my gears. Because the bullet is _any_ projectile shot from a gun at high speed. We wouldn’t of course, be having this discussion at all in German, because the word for bullet: „Kugel“ _is_ the same name for „orb, ball, bullet“

    • @laughingstar14
      @laughingstar14 3 часа назад

      Also, it

    • @laughingstar14
      @laughingstar14 3 часа назад

      I really, really want Seth-channelling-Trump to pick up this tangent 😅

  • @RyanDouglas-p2x
    @RyanDouglas-p2x 9 часов назад +13

    When talking about the Elmo Fingers joke, you pulled in your Pointer finger. In the Closer Look, you actually used your Ring finger. I remember wondering why you were doing The Shocker. Then I realized that you were also still imitating a 10 fingered Elmo instead of 8

    • @SunniSparks
      @SunniSparks 7 часов назад

      I noticed the different finger too!!!!!!

  • @TadhghR
    @TadhghR 8 часов назад +11

    "...can't get those stains out" - is that why it's called the Red Sea?

  • @rsalbreiter
    @rsalbreiter 10 часов назад +19

    "Ellen said I wouldn't be able to feel it" that's what she said

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад

      😅😅so bad it's good

  • @jmSavidge-p6c
    @jmSavidge-p6c 10 часов назад +20

    I know the picture for the You Tube video supposed to get peoples attention and entice them to watch, but this week it completely undercut the final spider gag. The best(?) analogy I can come up with is if the poster for Citizen Kane was just a big ass sled with the word Rosebud in bright red letters.

    • @ashlei315
      @ashlei315 8 часов назад +7

      Yeahhh I was disappointed about that, too 😔. Thankfully the dad story/joke stole the show and made one of the best Corrections moments ever 🥲.

  • @sderoski1
    @sderoski1 5 часов назад +4

    Time it was and what a time it was, it was...a time of innocence, a time of corrections

  • @robertwilcox9566
    @robertwilcox9566 10 часов назад +40

    Salmon and Garfunkel? I'm more of a Clearwater fan.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад +1

      So not a fan of Purple Rain.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 часов назад +1

      🎶Oh, black water keep on running
      Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me.🎶

    • @sderoski1
      @sderoski1 5 часов назад +1

      Trout Mask Replica

  • @winner_joiner
    @winner_joiner 10 часов назад +25

    #SpoilerAlert: Mannnnnnnn the Thumbnail is a total Spoiler😱

  • @ernestwinata7908
    @ernestwinata7908 10 часов назад +21

    I love this colour on Seth

    • @spacemachete
      @spacemachete 10 часов назад +1

      Spotted a brit

    • @bulldoggery
      @bulldoggery 10 часов назад

      Or a Canadian.

    • @beutfam
      @beutfam 10 часов назад +3

      I love it when he wears a collar shirt under his sweater🔥🔥🔥

    • @bettyspag_
      @bettyspag_ 9 часов назад +1

      ​@@bulldoggeryor an Australian

  • @joblotwix6045
    @joblotwix6045 10 часов назад +24

    I really want to know what method Seth uses as he marks off corrections on the pages. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen big circles, little circles, small scribble marks at the beginning of the lines, strikethroughs, check marks a the ends of lines, and some corrections with no marks at all…it drives a small part of me crazy 😂

    • @claescarlstrom6925
      @claescarlstrom6925 10 часов назад +2

      100% with you on this!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад +1

      When he did news on SNL, wasn't there always a pencil toss?

    • @vincenttrudeau8935
      @vincenttrudeau8935 9 часов назад

      The new one

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 8 часов назад +2

      Jon Stewart does the same, but in a more frenzied manner.

  • @wgrandbois
    @wgrandbois 10 часов назад +16

    Given Paul Simon's history with SNL, there's a nonzero chance you get get him to put on a salmon outfit.

  • @ghilemaer
    @ghilemaer 9 часов назад +9

    In the words of your friend Andy, never stop never stopping with Corrections! We need this for our mental health, no matter how much padding (omg that was hilarious btw) is necessary!

  • @SandySalathe
    @SandySalathe 7 часов назад +1

    Oh Seth, I can't love you more! Laid up with a fractured clavicle, trying to laugh without moving. I jumped so hard when the spider 'dropped' on your head it hurt soooo good. Thanks!

  • @EdensEarth
    @EdensEarth 9 часов назад +7

    Lol we still love you Hegseth Meyers 😂❤

    • @francesinez126
      @francesinez126 7 часов назад +2

      Omg. I can't believe it took seeing it spelled out for me to get the Hegseth name joke. Thank you for your service.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад +1

      @@francesinez126 Maybe it was Megseth and Meth just spelled it wrong.

    • @francesinez126
      @francesinez126 6 часов назад

      @ 😛

    • @EdensEarth
      @EdensEarth 2 часа назад

      @@francesinez126I first thought Seth Hegseth and said wait that can’t be right 😭 Happy to be of service 🫡😅

  • @Ceratisa
    @Ceratisa 9 часов назад +11

    Actually the Nighthawk IS A bomber. There are numerous reasons why we designated it a fighter and one is because of treaty obligations. It had no anti air capabilities. (They were considered)
    It functioned and performed a bomber role and was understood to be a bomber.

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 28 минут назад

      Yes, but it was never known as "the stealth bomber".

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic 10 часов назад +25

    5:39 fantastic Conan impression

    • @gariklaw
      @gariklaw 9 часов назад +2

      Omg I was gonna say that.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 9 часов назад

      Started at 4:26, leaned into it at 5

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 9 часов назад +2

      That's exactly what I thought! Hahahahaha!

  • @eminenbabbe5743
    @eminenbabbe5743 7 часов назад +15

    Correction on correction: Smelt don't run in shallow water, they swim.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 часов назад +2

      I want to say, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it," even though it makes no sense as a reply to your comment.

    • @sderoski1
      @sderoski1 5 часов назад

      I think you have a run in your stockings

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 5 часов назад +2

      Does this qualify as an Animal Flub?

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly 4 часа назад +5

      Correction on your Corrections correction: In fishing lingo, it's common to talk about "runs" of fish , meaning a migration from the ocean to fresh water for spawning.
      We've all seen pictures of salmon runs, although I don't think gar (or Garfunkle) ever participated.

    • @davidallen111
      @davidallen111 3 часа назад +1

      @@TheOldHippiebillyRe: smelt runs: Beat me to it. I guess you saved me some typing. Thanks.

  • @beutfam
    @beutfam 10 часов назад +11

    To quote SNL- even when it’s the worst, it’s the best.

  • @heathereastmanfitness3151
    @heathereastmanfitness3151 10 часов назад +12

    YES! FINALLY…the crossover we’ve been waiting for: Day Drinking + Corrections.

  • @CupOfJav
    @CupOfJav 9 часов назад +9

    Correction: it's 'take it down to the studs', not 'back to the studs.' Look, I'm just trying to contribute.

    • @gbaker3994
      @gbaker3994 4 часа назад

      Hmmm, may be a regional thing. I would say take it back to the studs as it suggests removing laterally from paint surface to stud, whereas I'd take it down to the joists, from the flooring to that which supports it.

    • @CupOfJav
      @CupOfJav 29 минут назад

      @@gbaker3994 I had considered that but since YT comments are so often stupid or off-base I figured I was still in an ok range. I appreciate the confirmation of the regional thing though.

  • @joels5150
    @joels5150 8 часов назад +6

    Correction: In the Walking Dead, the zombies weren’t only called Walkers. That was what Rick’s group termed them, but other groups they encountered gave them different names.

  • @Chanur2394
    @Chanur2394 10 часов назад +19

    Is the implication that corrections had quality control on the jokes prior to this?

    • @claescarlstrom6925
      @claescarlstrom6925 10 часов назад +3

      Yes that scares me, what have we been missing out? We're not here for quality!

    • @alexstewart839
      @alexstewart839 8 часов назад +6

      And Celebrity Baby Teeth had previously passed through those quality control mechanisms?

  • @rabbit251
    @rabbit251 7 часов назад +6

    I though my word association joke was good so I'm gonna repeat it:
    So when Seth thinks of a name for horse he comes up with "Cornflower." (Trigger is a good, common horse name: Gene Autrey. Or Silver: Lone Ranger). Cornflower....just, wow. If we said dog he'd say something silly like "Frisbee."

  • @sopranoxpiano3855
    @sopranoxpiano3855 10 часов назад +12

    Seths Lorne impression sounds like Dr Evil 😂😂😂

    • @jasonezzell6901
      @jasonezzell6901 10 часов назад +8

      Mike Myers was partially inspired by Lorne when creating Dr Evil (allegedly)

    • @sopranoxpiano3855
      @sopranoxpiano3855 10 часов назад

      @ really?? That’s hilarious 😆

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 9 часов назад

      Actually,Dr.Evil is based on Lorne,so Dr.Evil sounds like him...

  • @mikeimbrogno4150
    @mikeimbrogno4150 10 часов назад +9

    This might be my favorite Corrections.

  • @deltatango6793
    @deltatango6793 10 часов назад +19

    I feel like the way watching Late Night gives us a more digestible and entertaining delivery of the news is like Seth coming to the comment section for feedback. Both are better when you know you’re hearing from people who actually give a damn, mean well, and want to help 🥰🤪

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 9 часов назад

      Seth dinnae read the comments.
      Some intern reads the comments and I feel so much empathy for the poor interns subjected to reading the whinging.

  • @gbaker3994
    @gbaker3994 4 часа назад +1

    Seth, yours is a masterclass in what the reat of the media _should_ be doing. Give the comment a side-long glance with no direct reference, and simply move on. Brilliant!

  • @kadeewhaley4429
    @kadeewhaley4429 10 часов назад +11

    Seth’s nerd impression is an awful lot like Conan’s nerd character 🧐

  • @terrywasieleski7978
    @terrywasieleski7978 9 часов назад +7

    That spider is too big to fit in that jar

  • @DiggySoze
    @DiggySoze 7 часов назад +4

    CORRECTION: 100% chance youtube is censoring the word Luigi if the comment is not worded perfectly.

  • @seriouslysighs
    @seriouslysighs 9 часов назад +4

    Appropriate Jackal card for the spider content this week. Can’t wait to see marbles outro tag.

  • @pollyester6627
    @pollyester6627 10 часов назад +8

    GARfunkel 😄! For real Shoemaker, gar or alligator gar, wild lookin things like prehistoric.

  • @MiniMe943
    @MiniMe943 9 часов назад +5

    This is an instant all-timer.

  • @Lu_Woods
    @Lu_Woods 4 часа назад +1

    Your commitment to corrections is palpable.
    ...love that !! ; )

  • @wal-de-mart
    @wal-de-mart 9 часов назад +7

    whatever it is, he got it back

  • @DiggySoze
    @DiggySoze 7 часов назад +3

    Correction: Luigi didn’t have .45 he had a 3d printed Nine.

  • @wickedpissa25
    @wickedpissa25 7 часов назад +4

    Salmon & Garfunkel.
    Genius.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад +1

      I thought it was a good catch by all of us.

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf 10 часов назад +11

    Zombie: Texas Ranger sounds amazing, Chuck Norris would be perfect for it too!

    • @LadyAleena
      @LadyAleena 10 часов назад

      How about a _Supernatural_ and _Walker_ crossover?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 часов назад

      Or, "The Lone Ranger: Texas Zombie."

  • @TeaPelkonen
    @TeaPelkonen 9 часов назад +3

    The first time Corrections made me cry and laugh out loud at the same time.

  • @drneildurrant
    @drneildurrant 8 часов назад +4

    OMG… best corrections ever. New process rules!

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад

      And he never mentioned "marble mouth" although he did address it. One rumor has it that NBC told him not say anything about it for fear trump will pull NBC's license. So he didn't say anything as was told.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 8 часов назад +3

    Let's replay the mental musings of Seth as the intern presents him with a package from the Jackal P.O. box:
    "Wow, a box from Darryl! He sent me that lovely Buck snow globe, and some really cool Mac Tonight stuff, so I bet this offering will be great, and will kill at least 3 minutes of Corrections time! . . . Oh, there are so many of those packing peanuts that stick to everything and ruin the environment: this gift must be something exquisite, like a Ming vase with a Bird Bane image on it. Let me keep digging . . I can't feel anything . . . and now I'm down to just some foam padding . . . What gives?!? Padding!!! He psyched me?!? Oh, I am a rich and powerful man, and I shall make him pay! But it still should kill about 3 minutes of Corrections."

  • @adamfysh1387
    @adamfysh1387 5 часов назад +2

    Nice sneaky Life With/As Luigi joke.

  • @spiceyhotpot
    @spiceyhotpot 5 часов назад +2

    When Jackals are more qualified than Cabinet appointments, we're in trouble

  • @AndyLurie37
    @AndyLurie37 9 часов назад +4

    Kip Adotta would have LOVED “Salmon and Garrfunkel”.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 10 часов назад +9

    In the Walking Dead the grass was still getting cut in the city so I reckon if you walked around with a lawnmower the zombies would leave you alone. (Suit of armour would help too).

    • @KimSincox-gs4xz
      @KimSincox-gs4xz 9 часов назад

      See Peter Jackson's Dead Alive to see what a lawnmower can do to zombies.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 7 часов назад

      So now were correcting other TV shows mentioned in corrections. This is starting to get existential.

  • @NeverLetOff
    @NeverLetOff 10 часов назад +10

    Yes! You're good enough!

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 10 часов назад +3

      You're good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like you.

  • @NickiCaldwell-qj9gk
    @NickiCaldwell-qj9gk 51 минуту назад

    Keep shining light on the ridiculousness of being human. You are more than a talk show host, you are a beacon of hope.

  • @ymeynot0405
    @ymeynot0405 9 часов назад +4

    @Seth - That was a pretty good Bill Burr impression in today's show.

  • @russellsmith1605
    @russellsmith1605 4 часа назад +2

    Mister Seth Meyers
    Who we all admire
    His Corrections was well under way
    Along came a spider
    Props didn’t try to hide her
    While marbles spilled out every which way

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 7 часов назад +3

    Big love to everyone

  • @ryandrew-tv7bg
    @ryandrew-tv7bg 8 часов назад +4

    The Village People didn't have to stay at the YMCA, it was just fun to.

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret 5 часов назад

      Also, it's a great place to meet young men.

  • @xavierrobinson9126
    @xavierrobinson9126 6 часов назад +1

    Literally was saying in my head “ha. Gar is also a fish” right when he said it.

  • @kfeldinAZ
    @kfeldinAZ 10 часов назад +5

    Love Corrections, Seth!

  • @joelh.cooper5276
    @joelh.cooper5276 6 часов назад +2

    Bill Burr imitation is dead on!

  • @Epicurus341
    @Epicurus341 9 часов назад +4

    I see that your RUclips team are continuing their tradition of showing the punchline in the thumbnail. 😉
    "Oh my - I wonder if Seth will call back to the empty jar..."

  • @xenidus
    @xenidus 7 часов назад +2

    Damn that was a good ep. Gotta remember this one for Emmy time

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 10 часов назад +8

    Yes, you’re doing the marble mouth and didn’t choke on any!

  • @Gabriel_H77
    @Gabriel_H77 6 часов назад +1

    If Bill Burr and Larry David had a lovechild, he would sound like that impression. 😂

  • @BrendanWeinhold
    @BrendanWeinhold 10 часов назад +4

    Stayed up for this!

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 5 часов назад +1

    11:12 OMG you have the best jackals 😅😅😅

  • @Gutol
    @Gutol 6 часов назад +1

    Scrolling and not seeing it, but I'm waiting for the first chucklehead to write a "Seth list his marbles" comment 😂