Oh my heart. Thanks for that Seth. I know my Dad would certainly be proud of finding humour in heartbreak. I will now issue a correction on myself: it's not that he didn't have respect for you Seth!!! It's just he always felt he didn't "get" it the way he should (never stopped him from watching your show), and corrections brought it all together for him, and heightened his understanding of the brilliance that is this show, the writers, your delivery etc. icing on the cake if you will. Thanks again. For being something to look forward to 4 days a week.. but especially for the icing that is Corrections. ❤
@@Reyalta1988I was really hoping it was a genuine story and not something made up for a punchline! Thank you so much for being genuine and being you ☺️. You and your dad are what make our Corrections community the highlight of the week.
@@ashlei315 oh man, I'd give anything for it not to be true. But I'm super grateful for the jackals, the joy this community and corrections brings me is a real safe harbour in the storm these days ❤️ humour heals.
@@Reyalta1988 heartwarming & heartbreaking at the same time, but most importantly, a phenomenal joke! Wish it wasn’t true, but thank you for the heavy chortle I needed this morning while sheltering at a friend’s from the LA fires. ❤️🩹
I read the comment last week from the jackal whose Dad had passed away and recognized it as soon as Seth started reading it. Truly the best whiplash I'd read in a RUclips comment, that joke was NOT too soon Hope you find some peace with your loss, fellow jackal
Your Bill Burr is getting pretty good! He laughs at his own jokes, y’know? It’s that half-laugh, half-cough, kind of cackle. “We went all the way to Monsters! (Silence while joke bombs) heh heh heack.”
For real, I had to stop watching A Closer Look because the anxiety was too much. 😢 also stopped watching Kimmel and Colbert monologues. Yeah, it’s a real “head in sand” reaction but I’m not sure what else to do.
@@Reyalta1988I don't think that was a complaint 😂 it takes a lot to laugh to that point. Condolences for your loss, I'm sure your Dad would be proud. ❤
@@Reyalta1988 It’s okay. I just wasn’t expecting it to be so savage 😂 But I am very sorry for your loss, and sending you love and laughs (not pee ones)
One of my favorite quotes--one that has stuck with me since the moment I read it in Timequake--is by Kurt Vonnegut. It goes "“Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.’” For me, completely unexpectedly, Corrections has been that message. Even 125. Especially 125, because it's a reminder that sometimes, we all feel like we suck--and that we can all be harsher critics of ourselves than anyone else. But we're good enough.
Thanks for giving me a reason to be up at 12:30 AM. I can claim I was waiting for Corrections and not worried about the impending doom starting next week. It's gonna be a long four years jackals. Thank you for getting us through it Seth and team. Mikey the Shoe, and of course the writers... Goldich, with his posh new headshot, Baze whose jokes go down in a 'baze of glory', or Scollins - who makes me feel better about myself as a human. You're all god damn heroes.
Move. See how easy that was??? The entire planet has reached critical mass, not just the 4% of the globe that live in the states. On reflection stay in the states because the rest of the world dinnae want the whingers from the states encroaching on them.
Well looking at who you elected will be longer than 4 years. People kidding themselves if he doesn’t think he will change constitution to be a king. An evil one at that. Hard not to judge Americans as to why you voted for such evilness. Wish corrections could correct electing a felon.
Corrections 125 would not be my recommended starting point, but I still enjoyed it. It was kind like a director's cut of a failed joke. Fortunately, you have the personality to make us laugh even when the joke dies. Especially when it's Wally's fault. But honestly, you've led, and more importantly, accompanied us out of the frying pan that was the first t-rump presidency and into the fire that is his second term. Corrections was definitely born of the joy you brought from the attic, where we really got to know you and really feel like we were and have been right there with you as you've been with us. From "how's everybody doing?" to "We hope you're doing well". From suits to sweaters. From "see you next week" to "see me next week". Whatever you've got to bring to the desk in a setting without the crowd there, just trying to make your friends and crew laugh... we'll be here for it. And not to add any pressure but... we're going to need you meeting us like this... I wish you and yours all the health and peace and love needed for you to be with us through whatever is to come. You've created something truly special. It might be too niche for an award, but I hope you know you won a bunch of jackals who genuinely feel blessed to be part of such a large and ongoing inside joke. We love you, man. Keep up the great work.
Seth's "Impressions Camp" Bill Burr is starting to find its voice. (There is potential there.)♡ "Oh really?! We're fine with talking monsters, but 5 and 2?! That's just unimaginable?!! Oh Jeez"
The bong comment was mine! Im fairly certain no one else mentioned it on that particular Closer Look (i scrolled quite a bit through the comments section). I did it! I got a comment trolled on Corrections! I can die in peace now 😊. Seth, i have been a huge fan of you and your team of writers for a long time, but y'all have cemented a place in my heart with Corrections. The sheer inanity of it and dedication to it, and all for our entertainment (obviously not for Emmys) is beautiful. It puts this whole show a league apart from the rest of late night shows, which in fact it already was.
Congrats! It is so great that Seth not only read your comment and liked it, but liked it enough to feature it in Corrections! You can now die knowing you have a place in history. But one thing: did you mean "inanity" or "insanity"? Because either one works.
Hey! me too! "All good things must come to an end". i was really hoping he'd drop my name to really hammer home the credibility of my statement... but still. It was suuuuuper gratifying to hear my heckle spoken out loud on the internet by a semi-prominent figure in late-night broadcast television. Dreams = fulfilled. The mainstream lives on a bit longer.
Don't stop the Bill Burr impressions! I now need them in my life like a ferret circus! Which is a sentence sentence I never thought I would say. We're waking sleeper cells left and right over here!😂
Correction: in the original episode, Seth held his ring finger in to simulate Elmo’s finger being cut off, giving an unintentional shocker. Whereas here, he held his pointer finger in instead. So no, he did not hold his finger “like this.”
I love Corrections! Every episode. There's something about Corrections that feels like secret bonus time with Seth and I'm here for every minute of it.
The “bullet” vs “ball” thing kind of grinds my gears. Because the bullet is _any_ projectile shot from a gun at high speed. We wouldn’t of course, be having this discussion at all in German, because the word for bullet: „Kugel“ _is_ the same name for „orb, ball, bullet“
When talking about the Elmo Fingers joke, you pulled in your Pointer finger. In the Closer Look, you actually used your Ring finger. I remember wondering why you were doing The Shocker. Then I realized that you were also still imitating a 10 fingered Elmo instead of 8
I know the picture for the You Tube video supposed to get peoples attention and entice them to watch, but this week it completely undercut the final spider gag. The best(?) analogy I can come up with is if the poster for Citizen Kane was just a big ass sled with the word Rosebud in bright red letters.
I really want to know what method Seth uses as he marks off corrections on the pages. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen big circles, little circles, small scribble marks at the beginning of the lines, strikethroughs, check marks a the ends of lines, and some corrections with no marks at all…it drives a small part of me crazy 😂
In the words of your friend Andy, never stop never stopping with Corrections! We need this for our mental health, no matter how much padding (omg that was hilarious btw) is necessary!
Oh Seth, I can't love you more! Laid up with a fractured clavicle, trying to laugh without moving. I jumped so hard when the spider 'dropped' on your head it hurt soooo good. Thanks!
Actually the Nighthawk IS A bomber. There are numerous reasons why we designated it a fighter and one is because of treaty obligations. It had no anti air capabilities. (They were considered) It functioned and performed a bomber role and was understood to be a bomber.
Correction on your Corrections correction: In fishing lingo, it's common to talk about "runs" of fish , meaning a migration from the ocean to fresh water for spawning. We've all seen pictures of salmon runs, although I don't think gar (or Garfunkle) ever participated.
Hmmm, may be a regional thing. I would say take it back to the studs as it suggests removing laterally from paint surface to stud, whereas I'd take it down to the joists, from the flooring to that which supports it.
@@gbaker3994 I had considered that but since YT comments are so often stupid or off-base I figured I was still in an ok range. I appreciate the confirmation of the regional thing though.
Correction: In the Walking Dead, the zombies weren’t only called Walkers. That was what Rick’s group termed them, but other groups they encountered gave them different names.
I though my word association joke was good so I'm gonna repeat it: So when Seth thinks of a name for horse he comes up with "Cornflower." (Trigger is a good, common horse name: Gene Autrey. Or Silver: Lone Ranger). Cornflower....just, wow. If we said dog he'd say something silly like "Frisbee."
I feel like the way watching Late Night gives us a more digestible and entertaining delivery of the news is like Seth coming to the comment section for feedback. Both are better when you know you’re hearing from people who actually give a damn, mean well, and want to help 🥰🤪
Seth, yours is a masterclass in what the reat of the media _should_ be doing. Give the comment a side-long glance with no direct reference, and simply move on. Brilliant!
And he never mentioned "marble mouth" although he did address it. One rumor has it that NBC told him not say anything about it for fear trump will pull NBC's license. So he didn't say anything as was told.
Let's replay the mental musings of Seth as the intern presents him with a package from the Jackal P.O. box: "Wow, a box from Darryl! He sent me that lovely Buck snow globe, and some really cool Mac Tonight stuff, so I bet this offering will be great, and will kill at least 3 minutes of Corrections time! . . . Oh, there are so many of those packing peanuts that stick to everything and ruin the environment: this gift must be something exquisite, like a Ming vase with a Bird Bane image on it. Let me keep digging . . I can't feel anything . . . and now I'm down to just some foam padding . . . What gives?!? Padding!!! He psyched me?!? Oh, I am a rich and powerful man, and I shall make him pay! But it still should kill about 3 minutes of Corrections."
In the Walking Dead the grass was still getting cut in the city so I reckon if you walked around with a lawnmower the zombies would leave you alone. (Suit of armour would help too).
Mister Seth Meyers Who we all admire His Corrections was well under way Along came a spider Props didn’t try to hide her While marbles spilled out every which way
I see that your RUclips team are continuing their tradition of showing the punchline in the thumbnail. 😉 "Oh my - I wonder if Seth will call back to the empty jar..."
Oh my heart. Thanks for that Seth. I know my Dad would certainly be proud of finding humour in heartbreak.
I will now issue a correction on myself: it's not that he didn't have respect for you Seth!!! It's just he always felt he didn't "get" it the way he should (never stopped him from watching your show), and corrections brought it all together for him, and heightened his understanding of the brilliance that is this show, the writers, your delivery etc. icing on the cake if you will.
Thanks again. For being something to look forward to 4 days a week.. but especially for the icing that is Corrections. ❤
Nicely put.
Again, my condolences. A tough month.
I'm really sad to hear about your dad, but it's clear he raised a really, really wonderful human. ❤
The story really got to me. To have teary eyes and a big smile :)
So sorry to hear about your Dad. Imagine how proud he is knowing you guys made it ONTO CORRECTIONS!!!
I was so relieved to hear your father never saw episode 125. May he rest in a state of peace, those of us who live on, never will.
8:24 Always happy to help pad out an episode, Seth!
I love it! And I hope that someday Seth sends you something in return, like a cease and desist order.😉
Fantastic joke, well executed
Paaaaad it out. Pad it out.
just the best, while your father is alive.
That made me laugh so hard. The bird bane stickers ... what a set up.
Hi! Entomologist here! Theraphosid spiders are not "orb weavers" and would not descend using silk as a method of movement.
You must tell Seth. That is a funny correction!
I too, find this an unacceptable oversight.
You're jackaling right. 💪
@janm.2467 Oh, according to Seth, he reads every one of the Comments. 😆
We are slowly but surely getting closer to Seth uploading 17 minutes of an empty desk so that we can all think about what we all did.
I'd probably watch it to the end.
That'd win the emmy
Then we can all correct the skyline in the background.
Still a better script than 125.
lmao
Condolences to the jackal who lost his dad. And thanks for that joke because was the best thing about this episode. 😂
♥️ that was me, and thank you so much. I just laughed myself to tears having Seth read that out, and I know my dad would be so proud.
@@Reyalta1988I was really hoping it was a genuine story and not something made up for a punchline! Thank you so much for being genuine and being you ☺️. You and your dad are what make our Corrections community the highlight of the week.
@@ashlei315 oh man, I'd give anything for it not to be true. But I'm super grateful for the jackals, the joy this community and corrections brings me is a real safe harbour in the storm these days ❤️ humour heals.
Absolutely gold.
@@Reyalta1988 heartwarming & heartbreaking at the same time, but most importantly, a phenomenal joke! Wish it wasn’t true, but thank you for the heavy chortle I needed this morning while sheltering at a friend’s from the LA fires. ❤️🩹
I read the comment last week from the jackal whose Dad had passed away and recognized it as soon as Seth started reading it. Truly the best whiplash I'd read in a RUclips comment, that joke was NOT too soon
Hope you find some peace with your loss, fellow jackal
okay, that 'padding' mail joke was golden.
If this episode doesn’t get award nominations, I’m going to be livid. This was moving, hilarious, and beautiful-it deserves recognition.
"YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH, AND DOG GONE IT PEOPLE LIKE YOU" my dear Seth.
Hegseth Meyers. god damn gold. and the spider legitimately startled me
Even though it was spoiled in the thumbnail?
@@ProudPapaJDyup. I didn't even see it there until you said it
The guy who sent padding through the mail is King of the Jackels.
Your Bill Burr is getting pretty good! He laughs at his own jokes, y’know? It’s that half-laugh, half-cough, kind of cackle. “We went all the way to Monsters! (Silence while joke bombs) heh heh heack.”
😂
Corrections is the on the thing that’s going to get me through the next four years. God bless you Seth.
And the one thing, so that makes two.
Correction - food, water, and oxygen are going to get you through the next four years. Corrections will help make the next four years bearable.
If only Seth could go back in time,
and correct the mistake of poking the Orangutan,
at the 2011 WHCD. 😓
For real, I had to stop watching A Closer Look because the anxiety was too much. 😢 also stopped watching Kimmel and Colbert monologues. Yeah, it’s a real “head in sand” reaction but I’m not sure what else to do.
5:36 real Conan energy! 😂
I got nuthin but love for this episode of Corrections. Seth, you are one heckuva charmer. Long may you reign.
Can’t wait to hear more Salmon and Garfunkel! It’s the Animal Flubs/Cicada Cicada mashup you never knew you needed!
I second that! More Animal Flubs with salmon!
Garr-funkel lol
That dad joke was brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I wish you comfort in his loss.❤. Jackals loving jackals.
They're here, username is reyalta
“My only solace is that he didn’t live long enough to see this episode.”
I peed. I literally peed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 apologies for the leak
@@Reyalta1988I don't think that was a complaint 😂 it takes a lot to laugh to that point. Condolences for your loss, I'm sure your Dad would be proud. ❤
@@Reyalta1988 It’s okay. I just wasn’t expecting it to be so savage 😂 But I am very sorry for your loss, and sending you love and laughs (not pee ones)
One of my favorite quotes--one that has stuck with me since the moment I read it in Timequake--is by Kurt Vonnegut. It goes "“Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.’”
For me, completely unexpectedly, Corrections has been that message. Even 125. Especially 125, because it's a reminder that sometimes, we all feel like we suck--and that we can all be harsher critics of ourselves than anyone else. But we're good enough.
Thanks for giving me a reason to be up at 12:30 AM. I can claim I was waiting for Corrections and not worried about the impending doom starting next week. It's gonna be a long four years jackals. Thank you for getting us through it Seth and team. Mikey the Shoe, and of course the writers... Goldich, with his posh new headshot, Baze whose jokes go down in a 'baze of glory', or Scollins - who makes me feel better about myself as a human. You're all god damn heroes.
Move.
See how easy that was???
The entire planet has reached critical mass, not just the 4% of the globe that live in the states.
On reflection stay in the states because the rest of the world dinnae want the whingers from the states encroaching on them.
So say we all!
Well looking at who you elected will be longer than 4 years. People kidding themselves if he doesn’t think he will change constitution to be a king. An evil one at that. Hard not to judge Americans as to why you voted for such evilness. Wish corrections could correct electing a felon.
Corrections 125 would not be my recommended starting point, but I still enjoyed it. It was kind like a director's cut of a failed joke. Fortunately, you have the personality to make us laugh even when the joke dies. Especially when it's Wally's fault.
But honestly, you've led, and more importantly, accompanied us out of the frying pan that was the first t-rump presidency and into the fire that is his second term. Corrections was definitely born of the joy you brought from the attic, where we really got to know you and really feel like we were and have been right there with you as you've been with us. From "how's everybody doing?" to "We hope you're doing well". From suits to sweaters. From "see you next week" to "see me next week". Whatever you've got to bring to the desk in a setting without the crowd there, just trying to make your friends and crew laugh... we'll be here for it. And not to add any pressure but... we're going to need you meeting us like this... I wish you and yours all the health and peace and love needed for you to be with us through whatever is to come. You've created something truly special. It might be too niche for an award, but I hope you know you won a bunch of jackals who genuinely feel blessed to be part of such a large and ongoing inside joke. We love you, man. Keep up the great work.
Aww man 🥲
Well said and I agree 💯‼️
Seth's "Impressions Camp" Bill Burr is starting to find its voice. (There is potential there.)♡
"Oh really?! We're fine with talking monsters, but 5 and 2?! That's just unimaginable?!! Oh Jeez"
7:44 Seth randomly channeling Bill Burr 😆
It might be his best impression!
Not random. It's a call back. A few weeks ago he did "bill burr talking about sesame street. It was great. I hope we see more.
You're Kenough, Seth! You offer joy to those who want it, and heckling ammo for those who are looking for more.
You are Sethnough
Salmon & Garfunkle 😂
CORRECTION: it’s Salmon and Garfunkel
Don't we mean Salmon and Garrfunkel?
Salmon and Garrrfunkle's "Bridge Under Troubled Water" is a favorite.
It's pronounced Gar-Fin-kle.
@@joshw6449 Yes...thank you
Seth, your spider 'hat' would be called a fascinator.😂
Put a "CORRECTION" in front of that, jackal!
Is that because it would remain on his head as long as it could fascinate legs in his hair?
The bong comment was mine! Im fairly certain no one else mentioned it on that particular Closer Look (i scrolled quite a bit through the comments section). I did it! I got a comment trolled on Corrections! I can die in peace now 😊.
Seth, i have been a huge fan of you and your team of writers for a long time, but y'all have cemented a place in my heart with Corrections. The sheer inanity of it and dedication to it, and all for our entertainment (obviously not for Emmys) is beautiful. It puts this whole show a league apart from the rest of late night shows, which in fact it already was.
Congrats! It is so great that Seth not only read your comment and liked it, but liked it enough to feature it in Corrections! You can now die knowing you have a place in history.
But one thing: did you mean "inanity" or "insanity"? Because either one works.
I’m so jealous.
@sherinameless1618 you're right, either works
Been there, done that. Congrats!
Hey! me too! "All good things must come to an end". i was really hoping he'd drop my name to really hammer home the credibility of my statement... but still. It was suuuuuper gratifying to hear my heckle spoken out loud on the internet by a semi-prominent figure in late-night broadcast television. Dreams = fulfilled. The mainstream lives on a bit longer.
Seth's spider jar didn't have any air holes. The spider escaped to save its own life.
The open hole at the top is the jar was the single air hole.
9:39 omg… I read that comment last week, & now realize that I was crying too hard to catch the end. 😂
I love how Seth’s Lorne impression always reminds us that Dr. Evil was borne out of Mike Meyers’ impression of Lorne 😂😂
It’s actually based on Mike Myers’ impression of Dana Carvey’s impression of Lorne.
Don't stop the Bill Burr impressions! I now need them in my life like a ferret circus! Which is a sentence sentence I never thought I would say. We're waking sleeper cells left and right over here!😂
One of your best corrections! Loved the Johnny Carson.
Seth might need to change his name back to Hegseth after his Mom disowns him for the photo of her with her morning gin and tonic.
I though it was Megseth but Schumacher cut it because it was too much and didn't match.
Correction: in the original episode, Seth held his ring finger in to simulate Elmo’s finger being cut off, giving an unintentional shocker. Whereas here, he held his pointer finger in instead. So no, he did not hold his finger “like this.”
As the writer of the comment he's responding to (#HumbleBrag): He held his finger "like" that, not "identical to" that.
The foam padding! 😂
What can I say? I do what I can to help get the episodes to an adequately Emmy nominatable length!
@@razzledazzyl Not going to lie, was fully expecting it to have been cut into a Mac Tonight silhouette.
@@kirkw1740 I did consider doing something like that, but ultimately decided that a low effort episode deserved a low effort response!
@razzledazzyl It was perfect. Cracked me up. Nice move.
@@razzledazzylAdding the packing peanuts to protect foam was top tier 😂
I love Corrections! Every episode. There's something about Corrections that feels like secret bonus time with Seth and I'm here for every minute of it.
4:48 It shows how old you are that you literally took a photo of the screen instead of a screencap.
And then printed it out 😂
And I'm so old that I didn't even notice.
Corrections is my favorite segment and it’s Emmy Award winning material. Go Seth 2025 🎉
5:40 The subtitles/CC say that you’re using a “Know-it-all tone” and I love it! To me, though, it was more Mr. Peabody-esque.
The subtitle at one point said "snide tone" and it felt so old school corrections when he really had it with us jackals!
Sometimes, when the Bill Burr slips, it slips into a pretty credible "Angry Ray Romano", which I also enjoy.
With a touch of Dennis
The “bullet” vs “ball” thing kind of grinds my gears. Because the bullet is _any_ projectile shot from a gun at high speed. We wouldn’t of course, be having this discussion at all in German, because the word for bullet: „Kugel“ _is_ the same name for „orb, ball, bullet“
Also, it
I really, really want Seth-channelling-Trump to pick up this tangent 😅
When talking about the Elmo Fingers joke, you pulled in your Pointer finger. In the Closer Look, you actually used your Ring finger. I remember wondering why you were doing The Shocker. Then I realized that you were also still imitating a 10 fingered Elmo instead of 8
I noticed the different finger too!!!!!!
"...can't get those stains out" - is that why it's called the Red Sea?
"Ellen said I wouldn't be able to feel it" that's what she said
😅😅so bad it's good
I know the picture for the You Tube video supposed to get peoples attention and entice them to watch, but this week it completely undercut the final spider gag. The best(?) analogy I can come up with is if the poster for Citizen Kane was just a big ass sled with the word Rosebud in bright red letters.
Yeahhh I was disappointed about that, too 😔. Thankfully the dad story/joke stole the show and made one of the best Corrections moments ever 🥲.
Time it was and what a time it was, it was...a time of innocence, a time of corrections
Salmon and Garfunkel? I'm more of a Clearwater fan.
So not a fan of Purple Rain.
🎶Oh, black water keep on running
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me.🎶
Trout Mask Replica
#SpoilerAlert: Mannnnnnnn the Thumbnail is a total Spoiler😱
I love this colour on Seth
Spotted a brit
Or a Canadian.
I love it when he wears a collar shirt under his sweater🔥🔥🔥
@@bulldoggeryor an Australian
I really want to know what method Seth uses as he marks off corrections on the pages. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen big circles, little circles, small scribble marks at the beginning of the lines, strikethroughs, check marks a the ends of lines, and some corrections with no marks at all…it drives a small part of me crazy 😂
100% with you on this!
When he did news on SNL, wasn't there always a pencil toss?
The new one
Jon Stewart does the same, but in a more frenzied manner.
Given Paul Simon's history with SNL, there's a nonzero chance you get get him to put on a salmon outfit.
In the words of your friend Andy, never stop never stopping with Corrections! We need this for our mental health, no matter how much padding (omg that was hilarious btw) is necessary!
Oh Seth, I can't love you more! Laid up with a fractured clavicle, trying to laugh without moving. I jumped so hard when the spider 'dropped' on your head it hurt soooo good. Thanks!
Lol we still love you Hegseth Meyers 😂❤
Omg. I can't believe it took seeing it spelled out for me to get the Hegseth name joke. Thank you for your service.
@@francesinez126 Maybe it was Megseth and Meth just spelled it wrong.
@ 😛
@@francesinez126I first thought Seth Hegseth and said wait that can’t be right 😭 Happy to be of service 🫡😅
Actually the Nighthawk IS A bomber. There are numerous reasons why we designated it a fighter and one is because of treaty obligations. It had no anti air capabilities. (They were considered)
It functioned and performed a bomber role and was understood to be a bomber.
Yes, but it was never known as "the stealth bomber".
5:39 fantastic Conan impression
Omg I was gonna say that.
Started at 4:26, leaned into it at 5
That's exactly what I thought! Hahahahaha!
Correction on correction: Smelt don't run in shallow water, they swim.
I want to say, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it," even though it makes no sense as a reply to your comment.
I think you have a run in your stockings
Does this qualify as an Animal Flub?
Correction on your Corrections correction: In fishing lingo, it's common to talk about "runs" of fish , meaning a migration from the ocean to fresh water for spawning.
We've all seen pictures of salmon runs, although I don't think gar (or Garfunkle) ever participated.
@@TheOldHippiebillyRe: smelt runs: Beat me to it. I guess you saved me some typing. Thanks.
To quote SNL- even when it’s the worst, it’s the best.
YES! FINALLY…the crossover we’ve been waiting for: Day Drinking + Corrections.
Correction: it's 'take it down to the studs', not 'back to the studs.' Look, I'm just trying to contribute.
Hmmm, may be a regional thing. I would say take it back to the studs as it suggests removing laterally from paint surface to stud, whereas I'd take it down to the joists, from the flooring to that which supports it.
@@gbaker3994 I had considered that but since YT comments are so often stupid or off-base I figured I was still in an ok range. I appreciate the confirmation of the regional thing though.
Correction: In the Walking Dead, the zombies weren’t only called Walkers. That was what Rick’s group termed them, but other groups they encountered gave them different names.
Is the implication that corrections had quality control on the jokes prior to this?
Yes that scares me, what have we been missing out? We're not here for quality!
And Celebrity Baby Teeth had previously passed through those quality control mechanisms?
I though my word association joke was good so I'm gonna repeat it:
So when Seth thinks of a name for horse he comes up with "Cornflower." (Trigger is a good, common horse name: Gene Autrey. Or Silver: Lone Ranger). Cornflower....just, wow. If we said dog he'd say something silly like "Frisbee."
Seths Lorne impression sounds like Dr Evil 😂😂😂
Mike Myers was partially inspired by Lorne when creating Dr Evil (allegedly)
@ really?? That’s hilarious 😆
Actually,Dr.Evil is based on Lorne,so Dr.Evil sounds like him...
This might be my favorite Corrections.
I feel like the way watching Late Night gives us a more digestible and entertaining delivery of the news is like Seth coming to the comment section for feedback. Both are better when you know you’re hearing from people who actually give a damn, mean well, and want to help 🥰🤪
Seth dinnae read the comments.
Some intern reads the comments and I feel so much empathy for the poor interns subjected to reading the whinging.
Seth, yours is a masterclass in what the reat of the media _should_ be doing. Give the comment a side-long glance with no direct reference, and simply move on. Brilliant!
Seth’s nerd impression is an awful lot like Conan’s nerd character 🧐
That spider is too big to fit in that jar
CORRECTION: 100% chance youtube is censoring the word Luigi if the comment is not worded perfectly.
Appropriate Jackal card for the spider content this week. Can’t wait to see marbles outro tag.
GARfunkel 😄! For real Shoemaker, gar or alligator gar, wild lookin things like prehistoric.
This is an instant all-timer.
Your commitment to corrections is palpable.
...love that !! ; )
whatever it is, he got it back
Correction: Luigi didn’t have .45 he had a 3d printed Nine.
Salmon & Garfunkel.
Genius.
I thought it was a good catch by all of us.
Zombie: Texas Ranger sounds amazing, Chuck Norris would be perfect for it too!
How about a _Supernatural_ and _Walker_ crossover?
Or, "The Lone Ranger: Texas Zombie."
The first time Corrections made me cry and laugh out loud at the same time.
OMG… best corrections ever. New process rules!
And he never mentioned "marble mouth" although he did address it. One rumor has it that NBC told him not say anything about it for fear trump will pull NBC's license. So he didn't say anything as was told.
Let's replay the mental musings of Seth as the intern presents him with a package from the Jackal P.O. box:
"Wow, a box from Darryl! He sent me that lovely Buck snow globe, and some really cool Mac Tonight stuff, so I bet this offering will be great, and will kill at least 3 minutes of Corrections time! . . . Oh, there are so many of those packing peanuts that stick to everything and ruin the environment: this gift must be something exquisite, like a Ming vase with a Bird Bane image on it. Let me keep digging . . I can't feel anything . . . and now I'm down to just some foam padding . . . What gives?!? Padding!!! He psyched me?!? Oh, I am a rich and powerful man, and I shall make him pay! But it still should kill about 3 minutes of Corrections."
Nice sneaky Life With/As Luigi joke.
When Jackals are more qualified than Cabinet appointments, we're in trouble
Kip Adotta would have LOVED “Salmon and Garrfunkel”.
In the Walking Dead the grass was still getting cut in the city so I reckon if you walked around with a lawnmower the zombies would leave you alone. (Suit of armour would help too).
See Peter Jackson's Dead Alive to see what a lawnmower can do to zombies.
So now were correcting other TV shows mentioned in corrections. This is starting to get existential.
Yes! You're good enough!
You're good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people like you.
Keep shining light on the ridiculousness of being human. You are more than a talk show host, you are a beacon of hope.
@Seth - That was a pretty good Bill Burr impression in today's show.
Mister Seth Meyers
Who we all admire
His Corrections was well under way
Along came a spider
Props didn’t try to hide her
While marbles spilled out every which way
Big love to everyone
The Village People didn't have to stay at the YMCA, it was just fun to.
Also, it's a great place to meet young men.
Literally was saying in my head “ha. Gar is also a fish” right when he said it.
Love Corrections, Seth!
Bill Burr imitation is dead on!
I see that your RUclips team are continuing their tradition of showing the punchline in the thumbnail. 😉
"Oh my - I wonder if Seth will call back to the empty jar..."
Damn that was a good ep. Gotta remember this one for Emmy time
Yes, you’re doing the marble mouth and didn’t choke on any!
Don't try this at home.
If Bill Burr and Larry David had a lovechild, he would sound like that impression. 😂
Stayed up for this!
11:12 OMG you have the best jackals 😅😅😅
Scrolling and not seeing it, but I'm waiting for the first chucklehead to write a "Seth list his marbles" comment 😂
Correction: lost