I worked at a chipotle for 3 years as the main grill closer and everyday before work i would smoke a blunt. those pre work blunts were what kept me sane there
@@SugarandSpiceG_ It's actually pretty lit when working a customer service job, easier to not get mad about getting treated like shit lmao but i wont do it if I need to do things
My very first job at a local grocery store, I was baked, and some guy was asking me questions about a meat that was 2 for 5.50 and he was baked too 😂 so we were both sitting there trying to figure out how much it was for one 💀
$2.75. I'm also high as fuck but not an absolute moron. Edit: assuming the sale price can be extended to 1 item. Sometimes the price of 1 would be higher.
Stoned at work can go one of two ways. It either makes the time at work easier or it makes it a living hell that feels like it won't end. Anyways I stopped getting high before work and just started to save it for after. Made getting stoned much more enjoyable and relaxing. Left me with something to look forward to when I got off work.
This is true, but consider the following: retail managers My job is too complex, or maybe I just expect too much out of myself, to be able to get truly baked at work. But I like having gentle gummies, like 1:4 THC:CBD cause those really, really make those negative interactions a lot smoother.
@@jennikaasinen9156 look at this effort I am putting in for you kind strangers...lmao: Oxford Languages defines “elbow grease” as “hard physical work, especially vigorous polishing or cleaning”. When someone tells us to throw a little elbow grease on something, we know they're asking for a little extra effort.
The first time and the last time I got high at work was when I worked at Safeway. I got high on my lunch break like an idiot and for some reason they asked me to do cashiering that day. It was the longest most unpleasant 4 hours of my life. Everyone was staring at me, my eyes were red, my heart was racing, time stopped, 5 minutes felt like an hour, I was making mistakes left and right, customers were getting impatient and angry with me. I never came back for my next shift because the embarrassment was to great. Never again.
This reminds me of my year working at Steak and Shake. I always smoked right before my shift, and during my break once I had gotten comfortable at the job and eventually I was decent enough to train new people that showed up. This one dude I'll call Jay decided to smoke a blunt on his break on his first day, and I decided I wanted to see how that played out. I had him putting all the extra shit on burgers that night and witnessed him put two buns together with absolutely no meat or cheese, wrap it up, and try to send it out like 3 times. I've never laughed so hard in my life
I worked at steak and shake for a few years, I was obliterated every shift. My manager was a deputy in training, he fucked with me so hard. He used to kidney punch me randomly, I'd get him back every time until he wore his body armor under his manager uniform on night. Thought I'd broke my knuckles
I used to work in retail and decided to smoke a joint, I was showing a customer a microwave while telling them how good of a Washing machine it was. (when i was new to smoking, no this is not a fake story)
I'm a nail tech and once I got too high while at work, and I was bombing every convo I was having, I already suck at conversations so when I'm high I'm really bad at them. So when I could tell a client was kinda catching on, I would just say "sorry, I've been having terrible allergies, so I had to take some Benadryl, so sorry if my conversation skills are are little off right now haha" and then they'd totally buy it.
Hairdresser and i used to do the same thing 😭😭 or tell them “sorry i have unmedicated adhd” 🤣🤣🤣 my work would be boss af i just couldn’t carry the conversation to save my life.
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to Crack. Spent my whole life fighting Crack addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
YES sure of Dr.benfungi. Did straight shrooms in few days. Left me like a blank slate after words, no more addictions, pains, ptsd and depression. Shit saved my life, all thanks to Dr.benfungi
Yes he's Dr.benfungi.Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
From my experience it really works excellently! It doesnt even need to be a full hit. With potent shrooms 2-3 small ones will still make a clear difference. It will be a few hour cosy rumbling moment around rest time, but afterwards its just calm and you feel amazing and gain your freedom. Psilocybin is different dudes, its the only "treatment" I would recommend to someone who genuinely wants to get better. There is no addiction, withdrawal, or negative side effects. It's just pure healing., far more effective than any anti-depressant. You can thank me later,
There's always a fucking "Jared" no matter where you work in the customer service world. Also, the part you were looking for "elbow grease" had me in stitches!! Fucking brilliant stuff!
I work at Walmart and I rip my cart before, during, and then after work. I work in the back so it’s lower risk but my overseer also smokes (I don’t know if he knows I smoke and doesn’t say anything or if he just doesn’t know) so it’s pretty nice actually. It keeps me going throughout the day and I always get my shit done so I don’t see any harm
I'm always high so I can't get "caught". People don't know what I'm like not stoned. Just go the the interview high and drunk, they'll think that's you. I had a boss who thought I was high one day cause I was acting differently. I told him that it was the first time I'd been to work sober. This was four years into my tenure, he was floored.
The story about the time I had a heart attack at work: Coworker and I: *smokin some blunts in the bathroom.* Coworker and I are chillin, we are vibin, livin our best lives in the big stall. THEN A CUSTOMER WALKS IN. There is more smoke in this bathroom than a twilight scene, and it STANK in there too, we mine as well be caught red handed. And that silence was so freaking tense and lasted an eternity times 10. We were shitting bricks. And then? Customer: “yo can I have a hit?”
Lol that could've been me, it would be not the first time that I walk on some workers getting high and leveraging that "lemme smoke with you or I'm gonna rat you". Of course I would never snitch on a fellow stoner, but the implicit danger was there, an they know it.
I got high the last hour of my shift when i worked at whole foods. After I clocked out I brought damn near two bags worth of snacks and ate them half way home😂
I work in retail and hospitality. And most times I turn up to work baked to high heaven it’s the only thing that keeps me sane. And the biggest issue I find half the time is the humming. Any stoner can attest once you get into the ‘zone’ someone has to repeat something to me almost 3-4x before my brain actually registers that someone is talking to me
To all you on the job floaters, I salute you. Been smoking for almost 17 years now... tried smoking twice on the job, was a total trainwreck both of the times. Never again.
I used to be a server and man there’s absolutely no way to avoid human interaction. I remember eating this edible before work thinking it was just a small dose but boy was I wrong … I ended up ordering my self $30 worth of food ( no regrets ) but the walk! To deliver the guests food …… was insane .. I was zoning out so bad but at the end I survived .
Being high at work is not for the weak. my first time smoking was at work. I was working as host for a high-ish end local restaurant on a Friday. Fridays and Saturdays are usually especially busy in food service, but that night was BUSY. I had a friend coming to eat there that night so i had to try and make things go smoothly on my end to impress them, but we also had a lot of big group walk-ins, a shit ton of small groups come in, plus the reservations. So we were PACKED. Two groups of nine came in and we couldnt fit them at all. We had a 45 minute wait, people PACKED in the foyer, and everyone coming up to the host stand to pay instead of waiting for the bill. The servers were overworked, the expo was absolutely fucked, the kitchen was a mess, and the hosts were trying not to cry. by the end of the huge 2 hour rush, i asked my co worker if i could tke a hit of her pen to try nd calm down, and she said yeah. This was my first time ever actually smoking, and i thought it took a lot more than it did to get me high. So i took a 3 second, deep hit, and then almost threw up because I was coughing so hard. I then took another hit because i was feeling brave and stepped out of the bathroom. like 10 minutes later it starts to speed up little. It hits and i feel like im walking on clouds. I thought that was it, oh boy was i wrong. This teenage kid, around the same age as i was, probably a bit older, to pay for his food. So i go to take the payment, and then it really really hits. I all of a sudden forget what im doing, and i cant see enough to make out the numbers on the debit machine. I just say "sorry excuse me for a moment", and RUN to the staff bathrooms. I choose a room, go in, lock the door and sit. Idk how long i sat there, but id say probably 10 15 minutes, but it felt like a CENTURY. I get scared ive been in there too long, and i start panicking, until i hear my saviors voice outside, accompanied by an angel's. I open the door, peak my head out and see two of my most trusted coworkers. One of them was the one who's pen i hit, and the other later became my plug (and i may or may not have had a major crush on him). Anyway, i poke my head out and quietly say "guys, im fucked rn, im so high". They ofc, are shocked asf, start questioning me and saying "wtf were you thinking", and i just go "bro idk just help me", so they tell me im acting normal, and to be calm and just work and no one will notice. i end up being kinda fine, just walkng around and taking frequent very brief breaks to splash my face with water or take cups two by two by hand so i have an excuse to shock myself with kitchen smoke. anyway my coworker friend w the dab pen goes home and leaves mr plug to babysit me, and he does his job very well bc the only time i get questioned about my eyes, they assumed i was crying in the bathroom, which my poor co worker probbly still thinks i was crying stressful night, dont recommend, but ive got a hell of a story to tell. sorry if this was long winded and doesnt make sense, im fr faded rn
Confidence always gets you. I smoke no more than one bowl at least two hours before my shift and I show up everyday with just enough THC to get me through for a while. By the time it goes away work gets more busy and I just work the rest of my shift. Working while too high is fucking stressful. Recently I’ve been trying CBD right before work and that is a pretty good strategy too.
I work at a dollar store and I have walked in high maybe like 6 times but I am a very hard worker, the problem is people. Sober I hate people and have to put on my customer service face. When high I just need to keep moving and avoid the clock but then they put me behind the register and I am like damn it and have to use 100,000% of my brain power to get through each transaction.
I work at Jamba Juice and man whenever we aren’t busy I go and smoke and just come back and it’s always so fun to make the drinks I feel like I’m better at it while high haha
The only time I’ve gotten high at work was a disaster. I worked at a furniture store in the warehouse so on occasion I got the privilege to go out and move furniture into peoples houses. This time around I got paired with the absolute goat that had been working there for two years and was basically the reason the store was still open. On the way back from the delivery he offers me a couple of hits of his pen and me being the dumbass I am accept thinking that the work day is almost over. He didn’t inform that it was 92% thc and the rest of that shift I was a paranoid mess but it could’ve ended fine if there was not a fucking meeting at the end. Im so high I don’t even know I’m smiling and my boss notices and questions me. Me being the genius I am explain that on that night I was going to see Batman in theaters with my girlfriend. He didn’t buy it but my manager saved me because he was kind of the homie. Moral of the store is fuck furniture stores and don’t smoke at work if you can’t handle it.
Nothing makes me happier than the fact I work alone in my job as a forklift driver so I can be on anything I want as long as I get those pallets on the trucks correctly
I been smoking for a long long time at this point. Early on in it, I always smoked while doing various types of yard work. So I actually work better high. It probably helps that I don't get as high as the narrator
I'm a structural welder and fitter and have zero problems with being stoned at work. I work 10 hours a day, work from blueprints, don't eat lunch, and blaze on every break. Handle your shit.
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I worked at Kroger for 3 years in Highschool so I know exactly how this feels, but my worst high was when I worked at Subway. I kept dozing off while making sandwiches and I thought I was about to faceplant into someone’s spicy turkey wrap
Worked night shift in a small town hotel(I would be the only employee workin at these hours). Most nights I could smoke and never have to interact with anybody, it was awesome. But every once in a while I would have to attend to guests RIGHT after having some tokes and that was never fun. The paranoia always makes the situation seem worse than it is and then comes the small mistakes, the doubts and the confusion, handling money while high is hell. Luckily these situations were rare and mostly I would just be paid to smoke weed, watch movies and play games in my laptop until 6AM. My employer was also a very cool older gentleman that always treated me with respect and kindness(made me feel a little guilty for smoking during work hours, but hey, addiction right?).
My rule from the beginning of my first time is: I will never go high at work. Only in the morning my alarm wakes me up at 4:00 at 4:20 I take one bong hit and go to my bus stop at 4:50 and when my shift at 6 starts only the mood buff is still there.
I can't go to my convenience store job high. No paranoia or mistakes when checking out customers or anything, I just constantly forget what I was going to clean/restock every time I walk more than 20 feet.
I used to work at a New York Fries over ten years ago. I was 17-18 and a huge pothead, so tolerance was through the roof. What I'd do in the last few hours of my night shifts before the mall closed (and I was alone) is I'd create an apple bong aaaand then smoke from it in behind where you'd cut the potatoes (and nobody in the mall could see) aaaand then hold it, walk over to the frier, drop a basket of fries into the oil and then blow the smoke out along with the steam from the fries. It all went right up into the big overhead vent, smoke was hidden, no smell, good to go! I'd never consider this when it was BUSY or anything, that's for sure! Oh yeah, and cute animation :) I giggled.
I took a hit off of a coworkers pen with about 5 hours left of work. I guess I hit it too damn hard cuz I started coughing like crazy for what felt like five or maybe even 10 minutes, Finally when I stopped coughing everything shifted. I was seeing things through static and I couldn’t remember what anything looks like especially people’s faces. I was working at a fast food restaurant as a shift leader too. I was freaking out since I was absolutely zooted. Luckily since I have been working there for two years everything was muscle memory but interacting with customers was the worst part since it felt like I would get found out at any moment. I had to drive home in this state too, I was so paranoid lmao
I used to get high at work a job were we constantly moved packages atleast 15 lbs + but there were tons of heavy ones and 40 lb ones and after moving non stop it takes a toll on you, getting high from weed made the job feel like it was forever and I’d be so relaxed the packages felt even heavier then usual so I just never went to work high again
Getting high before work sucks, sobering up at lunchtime and facing the whole afternoon before another hit is like staring down a long dark tunnel. Having a job (gas truck driver?) where u're alone & can smoke all day is perfect 🌴
Used to pick perishable pallets 5am-5pm weekends and I’d go through 1 dab cart for the two shifts. Only thing that made it possible for me to deal with the physical pain 😂
I used to work 14 hour shifts as thai ice cream roll guy in a buisy spot, not a lot of day offs, for 1.5 years, pretty physical job. First half of that period I was working sober, but than I tried working high and continued doing so ever since. Wake up - smoke up - ride a bike really pushing the pace, get late, smoke a couple times later in a day, using double coffees, half a can of monster drink and eye drops to function and look normal. No one could understand how I manage to do it or why I do it to myself. My boss knew whats up, but I looked pretty normal, so he let it slide. He also couldn't understand why would I smoke up before a grueling run/a bike ride. I was kinda respected for being such a psycho. Was an enthusiast at my job too, pushing new recepies and perfecting and adapting old ones
The first time I ever got high was at work lol. My manager told my coworker and I it was cool if we smoked a bowl. I felt like a floating head while cooking pizza
The only time I have not been absolutely stoney bologna at work was when I did not have a car and could not get anymore bud. I dont condone smoking at work if you do not know yourself well but if you do most jobs can be fun while stoned. You just gotta not over shoot it. haha
The first time I got high at work was at Home Depot. I was on lunch and my friend let me chill in his car and let me smoke in there. It was coming up on my last hour there so I decided to just chill in the break room & eat some snacks.
I work at a fastfood joint. My plug works there aswell. One day, he decided to just bring a bunch of hash to work, to then mix it with chocolate milk to make drinkables. Everyone at work got a cup and we all got very high. It was awesome.
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I worked at a chipotle for 3 years as the main grill closer and everyday before work i would smoke a blunt. those pre work blunts were what kept me sane there
Nha i be working construction and smoking asf even when i was a mcdonald
Same but with kfc and mcdonald's
I work in fast food and use to rip a few bowls before work, now I’m a supervisor so I can’t smoke before work anymore
@@astroidyeti2169 why tho
@@SugarandSpiceG_ It's actually pretty lit when working a customer service job, easier to not get mad about getting treated like shit lmao but i wont do it if I need to do things
My very first job at a local grocery store, I was baked, and some guy was asking me questions about a meat that was 2 for 5.50 and he was baked too 😂 so we were both sitting there trying to figure out how much it was for one 💀
That sounds absolutely amazing and hilarious!
😭😭😭☠️☠️
$2.75. I'm also high as fuck but not an absolute moron.
Edit: assuming the sale price can be extended to 1 item. Sometimes the price of 1 would be higher.
@@petedawg111 bro how did you think of that edit part while being baked lol
@@emilesagot6992 maybe he need some sammich meat
Stoned at work can go one of two ways. It either makes the time at work easier or it makes it a living hell that feels like it won't end. Anyways I stopped getting high before work and just started to save it for after. Made getting stoned much more enjoyable and relaxing. Left me with something to look forward to when I got off work.
Bingo
This is true, but consider the following: retail managers
My job is too complex, or maybe I just expect too much out of myself, to be able to get truly baked at work. But I like having gentle gummies, like 1:4 THC:CBD cause those really, really make those negative interactions a lot smoother.
the elbow grease misunderstanding got me 🤣 hilarious
had me dying that ahahahaha
I’m not from America, what does that mean?
@@jennikaasinen9156 idk brotha
@@jennikaasinen9156 look at this effort I am putting in for you kind strangers...lmao:
Oxford Languages defines “elbow grease” as “hard physical work, especially vigorous polishing or cleaning”. When someone tells us to throw a little elbow grease on something, we know they're asking for a little extra effort.
@@SonyaMayaPsychology Thank you kind stranger. You have saved me an entire 10 seconds and I will be forever thankful.
The first time and the last time I got high at work was when I worked at Safeway. I got high on my lunch break like an idiot and for some reason they asked me to do cashiering that day. It was the longest most unpleasant 4 hours of my life. Everyone was staring at me, my eyes were red, my heart was racing, time stopped, 5 minutes felt like an hour, I was making mistakes left and right, customers were getting impatient and angry with me. I never came back for my next shift because the embarrassment was to great. Never again.
I feel that lol
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That’s how I feel at McDonald’s sometimes
for the first time I'd suggest doing it with the homies or by yourself
This reminds me of my year working at Steak and Shake. I always smoked right before my shift, and during my break once I had gotten comfortable at the job and eventually I was decent enough to train new people that showed up. This one dude I'll call Jay decided to smoke a blunt on his break on his first day, and I decided I wanted to see how that played out. I had him putting all the extra shit on burgers that night and witnessed him put two buns together with absolutely no meat or cheese, wrap it up, and try to send it out like 3 times. I've never laughed so hard in my life
Bro I’m dying laughing! 😂 that’s freaking gold
your an absolute monster.
I worked at steak and shake for a few years, I was obliterated every shift. My manager was a deputy in training, he fucked with me so hard. He used to kidney punch me randomly, I'd get him back every time until he wore his body armor under his manager uniform on night. Thought I'd broke my knuckles
Some people just built different 😂
Wow 💀
Literally cried laughing picturing Jared'a face when he said he couldn't find the elbow grease LMAO
I can't either
this new generation of weed storytime youtubers is amazing
I used to work in retail and decided to smoke a joint, I was showing a customer a microwave while telling them how good of a Washing machine it was. (when i was new to smoking, no this is not a fake story)
Utter bullshit.
XD
Presses *popcorn* “and your clothes are clean in minutes”
U must have the strongest shit on the planet
Liar
I'm a nail tech and once I got too high while at work, and I was bombing every convo I was having, I already suck at conversations so when I'm high I'm really bad at them. So when I could tell a client was kinda catching on, I would just say "sorry, I've been having terrible allergies, so I had to take some Benadryl, so sorry if my conversation skills are are little off right now haha" and then they'd totally buy it.
haha holyshit im a nail tech and i’m baked at work rn😭
Hairdresser and i used to do the same thing 😭😭 or tell them “sorry i have unmedicated adhd” 🤣🤣🤣 my work would be boss af i just couldn’t carry the conversation to save my life.
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to Crack. Spent my whole life fighting Crack addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
YES sure of Dr.benfungi. Did straight shrooms in few days. Left me like a blank slate after words, no more addictions, pains, ptsd and depression. Shit saved my life, all thanks to Dr.benfungi
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
Yes he's Dr.benfungi.Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used mushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.
From my experience it really works excellently! It doesnt even need to be a full hit. With potent shrooms 2-3 small ones will still make a clear difference. It will be a few hour cosy rumbling moment around rest time, but afterwards its just calm and you feel amazing and gain your freedom. Psilocybin is different dudes, its the only "treatment" I would recommend to someone who genuinely wants to get better. There is no addiction, withdrawal, or negative side effects. It's just pure healing., far more effective than any anti-depressant. You can thank me later,
There's always a fucking "Jared" no matter where you work in the customer service world. Also, the part you were looking for "elbow grease" had me in stitches!! Fucking brilliant stuff!
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@@raynscut Damn right, it's better to be trans than a "Jared" anyday.
Cringe pfp
@@bobbuild2417 why, because it’s inclusive? Awfully discriminatory of you
@@ayezz2811 because its glorifying a mental disorder; no i will not elaborate further.
The elbow grease cleaning product had me cackling
Was high at school today, followed a class that wasn't even mine. Sat in the back and found a comic. It was mad fun. I was sad when the class was over
The way the manager approached made me laugh straight for 10 mins
I work at Walmart and I rip my cart before, during, and then after work. I work in the back so it’s lower risk but my overseer also smokes (I don’t know if he knows I smoke and doesn’t say anything or if he just doesn’t know) so it’s pretty nice actually. It keeps me going throughout the day and I always get my shit done so I don’t see any harm
I'm always high so I can't get "caught". People don't know what I'm like not stoned. Just go the the interview high and drunk, they'll think that's you. I had a boss who thought I was high one day cause I was acting differently. I told him that it was the first time I'd been to work sober. This was four years into my tenure, he was floored.
that's my secret
The story about the time I had a heart attack at work:
Coworker and I: *smokin some blunts in the bathroom.* Coworker and I are chillin, we are vibin, livin our best lives in the big stall. THEN A CUSTOMER WALKS IN.
There is more smoke in this bathroom than a twilight scene, and it STANK in there too, we mine as well be caught red handed. And that silence was so freaking tense and lasted an eternity times 10. We were shitting bricks. And then?
Customer: “yo can I have a hit?”
loooool
you gotta take the opportunity when it presents itself, this man is my spirit animal from now on.
@@gandalf_thegrey imagine it was the store manager lmao
Lol that could've been me, it would be not the first time that I walk on some workers getting high and leveraging that "lemme smoke with you or I'm gonna rat you". Of course I would never snitch on a fellow stoner, but the implicit danger was there, an they know it.
@@Simulacrum1310 dick move bruh
your artstyle may not be the crispiest but I much prefer this than waiting months for one video like many other RUclipsrs do, keep up the good work.
The "manager approaching" animation sent me 😂😂😂
the elbow grease part got me dead lol😭😭😭
I find the combo of getting stoned n podcasts effectively alleviates all my adhd symptoms
Honestly getting stoned and then listening to music or something helps me so much like it's actually insane-
I love these stories, only RUclipsr who does real ones that are funny
ChainsFR better
I got high the last hour of my shift when i worked at whole foods. After I clocked out I brought damn near two bags worth of snacks and ate them half way home😂
My parents pantry cabinets were never safe when I got home at night back in the dayz
Nah, I’ve eaten edibles working overnights on Black Friday at Target and it’s the most chill thing ever! It’s tradition, 5 years running
Occasionally I'll be toasted at work and even when it's light the anxiety of responsibilities and mistakes always gets to me
I work in retail and hospitality. And most times I turn up to work baked to high heaven it’s the only thing that keeps me sane. And the biggest issue I find half the time is the humming. Any stoner can attest once you get into the ‘zone’ someone has to repeat something to me almost 3-4x before my brain actually registers that someone is talking to me
Screw you jared 🤣 Elbow grease got me cryinn
To all you on the job floaters, I salute you. Been smoking for almost 17 years now... tried smoking twice on the job, was a total trainwreck both of the times. Never again.
I used to be a server and man there’s absolutely no way to avoid human interaction.
I remember eating this edible before work thinking it was just a small dose but boy was I wrong … I ended up ordering my self $30 worth of food ( no regrets ) but the walk! To deliver the guests food …… was insane .. I was zoning out so bad but at the end I survived .
The primaal rage thing took me tf out
Dude you almost killed me! As I was eating, the elbow grease part nearly made me choke on my food 🤣
Being high at work is not for the weak. my first time smoking was at work. I was working as host for a high-ish end local restaurant on a Friday. Fridays and Saturdays are usually especially busy in food service, but that night was BUSY. I had a friend coming to eat there that night so i had to try and make things go smoothly on my end to impress them, but we also had a lot of big group walk-ins, a shit ton of small groups come in, plus the reservations. So we were PACKED. Two groups of nine came in and we couldnt fit them at all. We had a 45 minute wait, people PACKED in the foyer, and everyone coming up to the host stand to pay instead of waiting for the bill. The servers were overworked, the expo was absolutely fucked, the kitchen was a mess, and the hosts were trying not to cry. by the end of the huge 2 hour rush, i asked my co worker if i could tke a hit of her pen to try nd calm down, and she said yeah. This was my first time ever actually smoking, and i thought it took a lot more than it did to get me high. So i took a 3 second, deep hit, and then almost threw up because I was coughing so hard. I then took another hit because i was feeling brave and stepped out of the bathroom. like 10 minutes later it starts to speed up little. It hits and i feel like im walking on clouds. I thought that was it, oh boy was i wrong. This teenage kid, around the same age as i was, probably a bit older, to pay for his food. So i go to take the payment, and then it really really hits. I all of a sudden forget what im doing, and i cant see enough to make out the numbers on the debit machine. I just say "sorry excuse me for a moment", and RUN to the staff bathrooms. I choose a room, go in, lock the door and sit. Idk how long i sat there, but id say probably 10 15 minutes, but it felt like a CENTURY. I get scared ive been in there too long, and i start panicking, until i hear my saviors voice outside, accompanied by an angel's. I open the door, peak my head out and see two of my most trusted coworkers. One of them was the one who's pen i hit, and the other later became my plug (and i may or may not have had a major crush on him). Anyway, i poke my head out and quietly say "guys, im fucked rn, im so high". They ofc, are shocked asf, start questioning me and saying "wtf were you thinking", and i just go "bro idk just help me", so they tell me im acting normal, and to be calm and just work and no one will notice. i end up being kinda fine, just walkng around and taking frequent very brief breaks to splash my face with water or take cups two by two by hand so i have an excuse to shock myself with kitchen smoke.
anyway my coworker friend w the dab pen goes home and leaves mr plug to babysit me, and he does his job very well bc the only time i get questioned about my eyes, they assumed i was crying in the bathroom, which my poor co worker probbly still thinks i was crying
stressful night, dont recommend, but ive got a hell of a story to tell.
sorry if this was long winded and doesnt make sense, im fr faded rn
The “I had to watch Jared teach me how to clean a toilet” made me cackle so hard
Confidence always gets you. I smoke no more than one bowl at least two hours before my shift and I show up everyday with just enough THC to get me through for a while. By the time it goes away work gets more busy and I just work the rest of my shift. Working while too high is fucking stressful. Recently I’ve been trying CBD right before work and that is a pretty good strategy too.
There's new pick-me-up pills now too. My dispensary sells them.
I woke up to watch this video and i dont regret it
"I can't find the elbow grease." Ninye
perfect timing. Am baked as hell rn
👁🫦👁 “I can’t find the Elbow Grease”
this guy is like regular show without restraints irl. i love it
Bruh get some variety
I love people who get too high at work. It’s funny as hell because I do the same but don’t feel it’s as obvious
I work at a dollar store and I have walked in high maybe like 6 times but I am a very hard worker, the problem is people. Sober I hate people and have to put on my customer service face. When high I just need to keep moving and avoid the clock but then they put me behind the register and I am like damn it and have to use 100,000% of my brain power to get through each transaction.
Pocket doughnut is wild
i work at weis and this is basically my everyday story lmfaoo and you did the managers voice perfectly
I be high at my job all the time and the high helps me with the work 😂
Bro has been high everywhere now 🤣
So I'm the only one watching this smoking????
Im always high at work and I’m a cashier at a liquor store
I couldn't imagine not being high at work, that must really suck
I've tried it. Don't do it. Work's always easier and better when high.
@@ANDROLOMA For me, I am able to deal with people easier and more talkative which helps the time go by easier
@@johnnyslokes2712 Been helping me cope for the past 45 years.
Haha
As someone who starts puffing even before I wake up, this is me SOBER at work.
when i was stoned at work some guy came in and stole a bunch of stuff
I refuse to watch any other channel with their “while high” videos… ur the best OMFG
i get stoned af and watch this guy for about an hour videos on reply been a sub since 17k subs keep it up
I have to smoke at work to get though work makes the day better
I work at Jamba Juice and man whenever we aren’t busy I go and smoke and just come back and it’s always so fun to make the drinks I feel like I’m better at it while high haha
“Cleaning like a king”. If you think about it, a king probably sucks at cleaning. “Cleaning like a slave” might be more accurate
The only time I’ve gotten high at work was a disaster. I worked at a furniture store in the warehouse so on occasion I got the privilege to go out and move furniture into peoples houses. This time around I got paired with the absolute goat that had been working there for two years and was basically the reason the store was still open. On the way back from the delivery he offers me a couple of hits of his pen and me being the dumbass I am accept thinking that the work day is almost over. He didn’t inform that it was 92% thc and the rest of that shift I was a paranoid mess but it could’ve ended fine if there was not a fucking meeting at the end. Im so high I don’t even know I’m smiling and my boss notices and questions me. Me being the genius I am explain that on that night I was going to see Batman in theaters with my girlfriend. He didn’t buy it but my manager saved me because he was kind of the homie. Moral of the store is fuck furniture stores and don’t smoke at work if you can’t handle it.
You're so right about the 9-5, in medieval Europe people worked 4 hours a day, 150 days a year to make ends meet. The modern world is messed up.
7pm every night shift is smoke time 💀
For me it’s 8:30 and 1
Nothing makes me happier than the fact I work alone in my job as a forklift driver so I can be on anything I want as long as I get those pallets on the trucks correctly
I been smoking for a long long time at this point. Early on in it, I always smoked while doing various types of yard work. So I actually work better high. It probably helps that I don't get as high as the narrator
stock breakroom photo is literally LOWESSSS hhahahaha
Smoking before work is the only reason I’m still at acme
I'm a structural welder and fitter and have zero problems with being stoned at work. I work 10 hours a day, work from blueprints, don't eat lunch, and blaze on every break. Handle your shit.
Immediately i was like "no not really" 😆 i get high at work often. Its called knowing your rhythm. But no one is perfect
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I worked at Kroger for 3 years in Highschool so I know exactly how this feels, but my worst high was when I worked at Subway. I kept dozing off while making sandwiches and I thought I was about to faceplant into someone’s spicy turkey wrap
Bro…subway sucks, can’t get through a shift without being high.
So your the woman from the video in subway with the person nodding out onto the sandwhich 🤣🤣
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working at krogers while blazed was amazing untill it wore off
Worked night shift in a small town hotel(I would be the only employee workin at these hours). Most nights I could smoke and never have to interact with anybody, it was awesome. But every once in a while I would have to attend to guests RIGHT after having some tokes and that was never fun. The paranoia always makes the situation seem worse than it is and then comes the small mistakes, the doubts and the confusion, handling money while high is hell. Luckily these situations were rare and mostly I would just be paid to smoke weed, watch movies and play games in my laptop until 6AM. My employer was also a very cool older gentleman that always treated me with respect and kindness(made me feel a little guilty for smoking during work hours, but hey, addiction right?).
I just got fired from a job a month ago for smoking pot outside it was a blessing really now i got an amazing job i should be thankful
the elbow grease got me lmao
My rule from the beginning of my first time is: I will never go high at work.
Only in the morning my alarm wakes me up at 4:00 at 4:20 I take one bong hit and go to my bus stop at 4:50 and when my shift at 6 starts only the mood buff is still there.
I can't go to my convenience store job high. No paranoia or mistakes when checking out customers or anything, I just constantly forget what I was going to clean/restock every time I walk more than 20 feet.
I used to work at a New York Fries over ten years ago. I was 17-18 and a huge pothead, so tolerance was through the roof. What I'd do in the last few hours of my night shifts before the mall closed (and I was alone) is I'd create an apple bong aaaand then smoke from it in behind where you'd cut the potatoes (and nobody in the mall could see) aaaand then hold it, walk over to the frier, drop a basket of fries into the oil and then blow the smoke out along with the steam from the fries. It all went right up into the big overhead vent, smoke was hidden, no smell, good to go! I'd never consider this when it was BUSY or anything, that's for sure!
Oh yeah, and cute animation :) I giggled.
I took a hit off of a coworkers pen with about 5 hours left of work. I guess I hit it too damn hard cuz I started coughing like crazy for what felt like five or maybe even 10 minutes, Finally when I stopped coughing everything shifted. I was seeing things through static and I couldn’t remember what anything looks like especially people’s faces. I was working at a fast food restaurant as a shift leader too. I was freaking out since I was absolutely zooted. Luckily since I have been working there for two years everything was muscle memory but interacting with customers was the worst part since it felt like I would get found out at any moment. I had to drive home in this state too, I was so paranoid lmao
Being a Safeway courtesy clerk is the worst
I used to get high at work a job were we constantly moved packages atleast 15 lbs + but there were tons of heavy ones and 40 lb ones and after moving non stop it takes a toll on you, getting high from weed made the job feel like it was forever and I’d be so relaxed the packages felt even heavier then usual so I just never went to work high again
i like watching these baked af
As a current minimum wage sla…I mean employee, I can attest to retail being a soul sucking nightmare. I wouldn’t survive without smoking lol
A rule of thumb for both retail and restaurants, the employees either smoke, drink, are compulsive liars and also smoke and drink, or are truly insane
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Getting high before work sucks, sobering up at lunchtime and facing the whole afternoon before another hit is like staring down a long dark tunnel.
Having a job (gas truck driver?) where u're alone & can smoke all day is perfect 🌴
Used to pick perishable pallets 5am-5pm weekends and I’d go through 1 dab cart for the two shifts. Only thing that made it possible for me to deal with the physical pain 😂
Bro picking. This is a true test of your character 😂
I used to work 14 hour shifts as thai ice cream roll guy in a buisy spot, not a lot of day offs, for 1.5 years, pretty physical job. First half of that period I was working sober, but than I tried working high and continued doing so ever since. Wake up - smoke up - ride a bike really pushing the pace, get late, smoke a couple times later in a day, using double coffees, half a can of monster drink and eye drops to function and look normal. No one could understand how I manage to do it or why I do it to myself.
My boss knew whats up, but I looked pretty normal, so he let it slide.
He also couldn't understand why would I smoke up before a grueling run/a bike ride. I was kinda respected for being such a psycho. Was an enthusiast at my job too, pushing new recepies and perfecting and adapting old ones
Thanks for the new vid im dying of laughter. Already crossed of my „high at school“ entry on my bucket list it was fun ;D
Bro I love watching these every morning for school bc I just love them so much!❤
The first time I ever got high was at work lol. My manager told my coworker and I it was cool if we smoked a bowl. I felt like a floating head while cooking pizza
I watch ur vids high while im takin a shit while im cleaning and while im going sleep u are a legend my g “keep calm and stay blazed “
The only time I have not been absolutely stoney bologna at work was when I did not have a car and could not get anymore bud. I dont condone smoking at work if you do not know yourself well but if you do most jobs can be fun while stoned. You just gotta not over shoot it. haha
I’m glad you popped up on my feed 😂 subbed to this man
Bro I love your vids this shit has me dying every day
"She knows about the donut too!" killllled me
Watching this while getting high at work 😂😅
I'm blazed at work and I work at a mental hospital bahahaha
Getting high at work just sounds like the next level up from school. It’s an experience I will probably go through but hopefully not 😂
dont do if if u got a lot to do at work
Stoned watching this, HILARIOUS
No matter how much I smoke, I never get that high. I never have even been that high. Damn body chemistry fighting the THC. Psh.
2:07 this man just walked out of a woman’s bathroom 🫡
i used to work at this pizzeria and i would get zooted every shift and i had to roll the pizzas, bro that shit was so much more fun high
Jared is definitely like the nurse who got me fired such a narc
The first time I got high at work was at Home Depot. I was on lunch and my friend let me chill in his car and let me smoke in there. It was coming up on my last hour there so I decided to just chill in the break room & eat some snacks.
Currently watching while high at a retail job
Lol so high you forget that elbow grease is not a thing xD... nice.
I work at a fastfood joint. My plug works there aswell. One day, he decided to just bring a bunch of hash to work, to then mix it with chocolate milk to make drinkables. Everyone at work got a cup and we all got very high. It was awesome.