Selling "Edibles" in School

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  • @joshuawesbroom5054
    @joshuawesbroom5054 2 года назад +1708

    You gave kids some good ass sleep, gents, you're heroes

  • @ikkihollow7273
    @ikkihollow7273 2 года назад +3259

    This shid so god damn illegal yet so entertaining 😭

    • @AresWrathh
      @AresWrathh 2 года назад +110

      cap its melatonin

    • @cubedcharizard2041
      @cubedcharizard2041 2 года назад +77

      @@AresWrathh somewhat illegal. Some states have it illegal to sell something advertised as weed like catnip or oregano

    • @brimstoner982
      @brimstoner982 2 года назад +31

      @@cubedcharizard2041 what are they gonna do tho? Tell the police? “Yes officer, I tried to buy illegal drugs from someone and they scammed me”

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 года назад +7

      Technically this one isn’t illegal

    • @kaydawg12343
      @kaydawg12343 2 года назад

      @@brimstoner982 No, but assuming they’re young they could snitch on themselves and their parents would snitch.

  • @justbespoopin7435
    @justbespoopin7435 2 года назад +678

    You gave them a good sleep schedule coming into highschool, something that made them THINK they were high while not getting anything in their system, made them happy, and made a profit, all the while doing something the school could never punish you for. You're the goat

    • @thatguyknownaswill8180
      @thatguyknownaswill8180 Год назад +13

      They probably could suspend him or get him in some sort of trouble for scamming the kids or selling “drugs” on school property, solicitation, or something. Depending on what school he was at, they would try to get him and Cole on something.

    • @brynion2117
      @brynion2117 Год назад +2

      what he did is illegal, even if he sells "drugs" that are not actually drugs. the product may be legal, but fraud is not

    • @justbespoopin7435
      @justbespoopin7435 Год назад +5

      @@brynion2117 Just because something's illegal doesn't mean that it's bad. That's why you can change the law and jury nullification is a thing

    • @brynion2117
      @brynion2117 Год назад +2

      @@justbespoopin7435 please point out where i said its bad. you cant point it out because i didnt say its bad, i said its illegal

    • @Sh0rtm3m3
      @Sh0rtm3m3 9 месяцев назад

      It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria

  • @jurajbeno2046
    @jurajbeno2046 2 года назад +711

    "so high they passed out" LOL

  • @modernartist4209
    @modernartist4209 2 года назад +3854

    tbh not giving them real edibles was the right move

    • @hmalik5232
      @hmalik5232 2 года назад +49

      nah

    • @kame__121
      @kame__121 2 года назад +113

      Edibles take like 2 hours to kick in and put you on your ass, especially as a high schooler. They are basically meant to take in moderation. I dont see the big deal

    • @Visvangmeneer
      @Visvangmeneer 2 года назад +143

      nahh bro. i would be mad. i payed for that shit

    • @scj1668
      @scj1668 2 года назад +28

      Clearly they bought it for a whole school year so they are probably still interested them

    • @XblazedGHOSTx
      @XblazedGHOSTx 2 года назад +11

      @@kame__121 they only take like 45 mins to a hour and a half

  • @paullikestacos1464
    @paullikestacos1464 2 года назад +548

    Its nice sitting down and just watching story time videos for an hour or 2

    • @BroadcasterRed
      @BroadcasterRed Год назад +1

      wanna like but that shits at 420, stay elevated bud

  • @jamessawyer9816
    @jamessawyer9816 2 года назад +354

    The high school edible market was hella profitable ngl

    • @psydish6414
      @psydish6414 2 года назад +4

      Trust me made me rich 😂

    • @forestdude5168
      @forestdude5168 Год назад +7

      i love how drug dealers decided to invade the comment section lol

  • @thomasvanzanten2898
    @thomasvanzanten2898 2 года назад +362

    While totally baked seeing that Ninye uploaded a new video 10 min ago is giving me 100x more dopamine..

    • @ctrlwtf
      @ctrlwtf 2 года назад +1

      literally

  • @bbnciz6776
    @bbnciz6776 2 года назад +308

    Hate to admit I fell victim to the exact same scam in school, it tasted like weed but I think they didn’t do it properly so I understand and honestly I’m not as mad cause they tried

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 2 года назад +6

      Maybe, just don't do drugs or weed in school. Then you'll never be scammed.

    • @bbnciz6776
      @bbnciz6776 2 года назад

      @@autonomousfortune753 wasn’t necessarily a scam, just inexperienced edible making cause now he actually makes them properly, those bastards send you straight to pluto

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 2 года назад +1

      @@bbnciz6776 Well I'm fine without edibles. I don't even like vape

  • @LxAxV
    @LxAxV 2 года назад +158

    By this point you should make a book, “dairy of a Stoney kid”

    • @ianandersen265
      @ianandersen265 2 года назад +1

      No, after Ryan Grantham killed his mother, telling a story about Greg or Rowley using marijuana, would be a terrible idea.

  • @coolshampoobottle
    @coolshampoobottle 2 года назад +66

    “Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me.”

  • @2Cheese
    @2Cheese 2 года назад +1020

    I love how this guy is basically telling stories of him committing crimes 😂
    Edit: holly molly this comment blew up 😮

    • @namechange2
      @namechange2 2 года назад +1

      Not basically…

    • @PuceGaming445
      @PuceGaming445 2 года назад

      hes not

    • @UltLolly
      @UltLolly 2 года назад +5

      legal crimes

    • @harronlor4345
      @harronlor4345 2 года назад +2

      Not really it depends on where you are, are you dence or ignorant

    • @benoithueber4762
      @benoithueber4762 2 года назад +23

      @@PuceGaming445 its a crime to call something a drug and sell it, even if it isn't a drug

  • @sashaborodaenko1500
    @sashaborodaenko1500 2 года назад +19

    He probably got 100/100 in english because the way he formulates the story is very interesting

    • @Theo-wg3pz
      @Theo-wg3pz Год назад

      I formulated your mums number

  • @rrvian
    @rrvian 2 года назад +196

    if you get arrested, you will need a good damn lawyer dawg

    • @shogaotoko3222
      @shogaotoko3222 2 года назад +19

      saul

    • @Blehundodostres
      @Blehundodostres 2 года назад +59

      he better call saul.

    • @jayos
      @jayos 2 года назад +22

      no proof no arrest

    • @RAND0MGUY11
      @RAND0MGUY11 2 года назад +6

      @@Blehundodostres well he should call Matt Murdock because he’s just a really good lawyer, but only if he’s really guilty or something, then that’s when he better call Saul

    • @Chiev
      @Chiev 2 года назад

      literally

  • @cornycob
    @cornycob 2 года назад +4

    this gotta be the best one yet

    • @Isophic
      @Isophic 6 дней назад

      4 likes in 2 years bro fell off😔

  • @thecountrymermaid
    @thecountrymermaid 2 года назад +107

    Now it’s a tradition for me and my gf who’s account I’m on smokes and watches these videos every time you post 😂

  • @igorgumanitarka
    @igorgumanitarka 8 месяцев назад +2

    The real edibles were the friends we made on our way.

  • @saivion
    @saivion 2 года назад +20

    Bros consistency is TOP NOTCH

  • @PoisonIvory088
    @PoisonIvory088 2 года назад +8

    4:15 that ending went from "welp that happened atleast ig they know now" to "wait wait what"

  • @clamcrewcarclub6017
    @clamcrewcarclub6017 2 года назад +41

    I remember taking a pretty strong edible in junior year one time, I had a math test that I didnt study a second for and didn’t know any of the answers. This teacher would always grade the tests in class as soon as you handed them in, and wanting to avoid a potential confrontation over getting a 0%, my blazed brain thought it would just be smarter to scribble out my name and hand it in, hoping he’d skip over it or something. Instead he asked the entire class who’s paper had the scribbled out name, and after about 1 minute narrowed it down to me and called my ass out in front of the class, lmao I kinda deserved that one

  • @venomviper09
    @venomviper09 2 года назад +42

    Just so you know selling fake drugs comes with the same charges as selling real ones😂

    • @s.c.product
      @s.c.product 2 года назад +2

      yup he talks about it in the beggining as if it was legal

    • @assassin9339
      @assassin9339 Год назад

      but its not drugs so how can it be like real ones... stop the cap

  • @Angieldrop
    @Angieldrop 2 года назад +12

    My step dad said he would give these kids at his church a hit of real weed and then sell them rosemary lol

  • @Vman420
    @Vman420 2 года назад +6

    Always a good day when ninye posts

  • @LoneE.
    @LoneE. 2 года назад +2

    W mans

  • @jacksonbrown1830
    @jacksonbrown1830 2 года назад +9

    imagine when those kids try to go to sleep normally but their circadian rhythm is absolutely fucked by the melatonin.

    • @Spaghetti742
      @Spaghetti742 Год назад

      Repeat customers, good for business

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul 2 года назад +38

    I take melatonin for sleep and I have never seen anyone claim it can get you high except for teenaged boys, which I find hilarious.

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Год назад

      Ikr

    • @akihikosakurai4013
      @akihikosakurai4013 Год назад

      The placebo effect. You can basically trick your brain by thinking it'll get you high. They took melatonin thinking they were edibles so when they started getting drowsy they must have thought it was working and their brain probably ended up making them experience a sort of pseudo high

    • @Jenny-it9iz
      @Jenny-it9iz Год назад

      I took 4 once and it can make you soo tired that you feel high. But that also may be because I am neurodivergent and feel high most of the time so 🤔

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 5 дней назад

      Melatonin can give you a good relaxed euphoric feeling kinda of high . If I happen to come across some Melatonin I use it in the evening to relax and enjoy dinner and watch something.

  • @bobachii
    @bobachii 2 года назад +13

    You're the channel I'm most excited to see videos from and I'm so glad every time you upload a banger ♡

  • @deowy1866
    @deowy1866 Год назад +3

    nowadays i’m the freshmen selling real eddibles 💀

  • @kwubi
    @kwubi 2 года назад +3

    bro went down right mischievous for the bag fr

  • @mrcurls23
    @mrcurls23 2 года назад +6

    Their first trip is gonna be a real surprise 💀💀

  • @lydia..pizza0
    @lydia..pizza0 Год назад +1

    ive been watching your vdeos so often where im to the point of getting the drug awareness ads

  • @HarleyQuinn-tz9cb
    @HarleyQuinn-tz9cb Год назад +3

    "then we layed down on our SEPERATE!! beds.. " halerious 😂😂

  • @theemiilgshow9685
    @theemiilgshow9685 2 года назад +32

    Imagine he actually told the truth and told the kid a grade below to continue his business as a secret?

  • @TyronNash
    @TyronNash 2 года назад +16

    Bro idk how someone makes a stick figure animation so good, props to you 🎉🎉

  • @theshloibrois4062
    @theshloibrois4062 2 года назад +1

    BRO IS THE GOAT LOVE U MAN

  • @AndIWonderIf
    @AndIWonderIf Год назад +1

    Power of placebo

    • @Sh0rtm3m3
      @Sh0rtm3m3 9 месяцев назад +1

      It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria

  • @Kaiyats
    @Kaiyats 2 года назад +1

    Profiting of the placebo effect is honestly genius

  • @iWonchan
    @iWonchan 10 месяцев назад

    Providing youth with good sleep in their growing years. What a good couple of fellows.

  • @andrei_savinn
    @andrei_savinn 2 года назад +3

    Damn chains really improved his animation qualify

  • @Zeltron_1804
    @Zeltron_1804 Год назад

    Lmaooooo I’ve done this in school ahh man nostalgia congratulations you just earned yourself a new sub

  • @malaquiasquiroz6279
    @malaquiasquiroz6279 2 года назад +2

    DAAMNN BRO YOU WERE THEY GUY THE ONE FRESHMAN SWORE WASNT BOOF😭

  • @trxxblx-wxs-hxrx
    @trxxblx-wxs-hxrx 2 года назад +1

    0:37 *financial insecurity* 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨💀 it’s cold world out here

  • @zacbot1297
    @zacbot1297 Год назад

    Those freshman now are seniors wild

  • @dhdhddhdhd4331
    @dhdhddhdhd4331 2 года назад +10

    Broooo your vids are awesome I watch them as soon as they come out keep the work up❤

  • @dim3nsionn
    @dim3nsionn Год назад +2

    these stories are so wild sometimes wonder if he got so fried that he just comes up with them and the somehow sound so believable

  • @OppDoc
    @OppDoc Год назад +10

    You know those kids were like "yeah bro, I take edibles a lot. I can handle my shit" to their new plug

  • @mansionoflostspiritsrecords
    @mansionoflostspiritsrecords Год назад +12

    I wonder how many lads had mela gummies thinking it was edibles and then one day getting an actual edible and going in arrogant eating way too much haha

  • @acrylies8126
    @acrylies8126 2 года назад +1

    Bros a menace

  • @öoööäoööä
    @öoööäoööä 2 года назад +2

    Slippin Jimmy

    • @öoööäoööä
      @öoööäoööä 2 года назад +1

      The only thing you are selling on instagram is your dignity

  • @gametest862
    @gametest862 2 года назад +1

    Bro’s just admitting to crimes at this point

    • @YeetMaster5678
      @YeetMaster5678 2 года назад +2

      hes just exercising the first amendment dawg

  • @mrclean3050
    @mrclean3050 Год назад +3

    Nah you gave us some fucking melatonin that's wild bruh

  • @banditsfooty
    @banditsfooty 2 года назад +2

    It was the emphasis on "SEPERATE BEDS" for me ? hahah

  • @starstarr3739
    @starstarr3739 2 года назад +1

    He was lacing the kids with melatonin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gaskat2746
    @gaskat2746 7 месяцев назад

    Anyone who been around the za are literally the most philosophical people ever

  • @zizzzpe3122
    @zizzzpe3122 2 года назад +1

    ninye better call saul cuz after this vid the gov is gonna be on his ass😭

  • @ColeV
    @ColeV 2 года назад

    That's right, THE BIG MAN.

  • @SuitGames
    @SuitGames Год назад

    this is actually so genius

  • @ayoutubeuser8383
    @ayoutubeuser8383 10 месяцев назад

    Ninye became the Plug 🔥

  • @emainis
    @emainis 2 года назад +1

    if you got arrested you need a better lawyer than saul goodman

  • @siwudhsosiheudisusu
    @siwudhsosiheudisusu 2 года назад +1

    You better find those freshman and give em they're edibles😭

  • @thatguyknownaswill8180
    @thatguyknownaswill8180 Год назад

    The Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot lookin good

  • @LOW_TITS
    @LOW_TITS 2 года назад +1

    Bro could of had a life changing experience but got put to bed before they could 😂😂😂

  • @cora8223
    @cora8223 Год назад

    The placebo affect

  • @g4y420
    @g4y420 2 года назад

    this is my new fav youtuber fr

  • @derekknight8261
    @derekknight8261 2 года назад

    So many layers of lies in one story

  • @benamisai-kham5892
    @benamisai-kham5892 Год назад +1

    Ok but im all truth, melatonin used to give me some of the most intense surreal nightmares. I'll never forget how they imprinted my soul. Im more scared of melatonin nightmares and cigarette patch nightmares than i am doing actual drugs, not sure what that says.

    • @Sh0rtm3m3
      @Sh0rtm3m3 9 месяцев назад +1

      it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels. This causes vivid dreams

  • @tmtmtg
    @tmtmtg 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit this is such a good idea im gonna make bank

  • @vabbuvaloisa
    @vabbuvaloisa 2 года назад

    The way he said SEPARATE beds is so funny to me
    Like saying i swear im not gay, we just homies

  • @skylerlambert2124
    @skylerlambert2124 Год назад

    Bro your videos are the best back ground sound

  • @foxainrust
    @foxainrust 2 года назад

    definition of business

  • @elijah_williams
    @elijah_williams 2 года назад +3

    I SWEAR WHEN I TAKE MELATONIN I FEEL HIGH THEN FEEL TIRED AFFFF

  • @cultcaine.
    @cultcaine. 2 года назад +3

    1:05 got me dead

  • @StonedDucky
    @StonedDucky 2 года назад +1

    i can just imagine one of those freshmen listen to this like "No way."

  • @dailytzeentch1664
    @dailytzeentch1664 Год назад

    Breaking bad remake is looking good

  • @CrispysGaming
    @CrispysGaming 2 года назад

    "I'm a good person, trust me." - The scamming high school drug dealer

  • @Pwvtdk
    @Pwvtdk 2 года назад

    This guy is my dream stone circle

  • @Mozu10
    @Mozu10 Год назад +1

    BRO THOSE WERE MELETONIN BRUH💀

    • @Mozu10
      @Mozu10 Год назад

      I fell for fat shi

  • @owenlinares6445
    @owenlinares6445 2 года назад

    Nothin like someone confessing to their crimes on RUclips!

  • @frostysolis
    @frostysolis Год назад

    I fucking love the xenoblade 2 music choice for the end of the video

  • @creepynoob123a6
    @creepynoob123a6 2 года назад

    i love these types if videos on youtube

  • @iamnotbrucewayne-r9v
    @iamnotbrucewayne-r9v Год назад

    In the seventh grade we crushed, chopped and sold breath mints for people to snort in history in exchange for pencils

  • @puffythepuffwump
    @puffythepuffwump Год назад

    make them take a little nap, i'm sure they'll wake up

  • @Lemon50
    @Lemon50 2 года назад

    That one kid: *goes to pharmacy* why is there so much flavours of mints

  • @lunarlight7170
    @lunarlight7170 2 года назад

    That’s why high school called high school

  • @albingarsztka9042
    @albingarsztka9042 2 года назад

    This sounds like a villain origin story💀💀

  • @inauz9226
    @inauz9226 Год назад

    bro the xc2 ost hits hard

  • @vinsemi9734
    @vinsemi9734 Год назад

    My unspeakable path is working as a janitor and getting high after work. 😂😂😂

  • @kandd2591
    @kandd2591 2 года назад +1

    Some kid at my middle school did this and never go caught

  • @jakedansker4538
    @jakedansker4538 2 года назад +2

    that is so foul 😭

  • @lucid7058
    @lucid7058 2 года назад

    PLACEBO EFFECTTTTTT LMAOOOOO

  • @jutty.genetics
    @jutty.genetics 2 года назад +1

    Yo you should make a “best anime’s to watch while high”

  • @vaseleenmaween449
    @vaseleenmaween449 2 года назад

    They're seniors now

  • @joshjohnson6997
    @joshjohnson6997 2 года назад

    Bro I woulda felt no remorse those fools bought them that’s bread for u my g

  • @chris-ey6tu
    @chris-ey6tu 2 года назад

    people spend millons on their videos and yours are still better, now thats good content

  • @Shuttle_turtle
    @Shuttle_turtle 11 месяцев назад

    Bro i need melatonin 2 sleep and yall sellin it 😂😂

  • @dbt5110
    @dbt5110 2 года назад +1

    The placebo and actual effects of the melatonin prob got them a decent high so I mean if they come back for more I don’t thinks it’s ethically too bad

  • @rylyngabrielli848
    @rylyngabrielli848 2 года назад

    bro i always get super high and love your videos love you man

  • @destroyuhh8001
    @destroyuhh8001 Год назад

    Im a freshman right now in highschool,and I can tell you for a fact,no freshman here is falling for that,maybe it’s the fact in our school people we’re getting high by the time we were in 6th grade already but nobody now at least I don’t think would fall for that

  • @niels7425
    @niels7425 2 года назад

    Dog you are the best podhead ok RUclips

  • @jessenunez7205
    @jessenunez7205 2 года назад

    Man really sold lies lmao