You gave them a good sleep schedule coming into highschool, something that made them THINK they were high while not getting anything in their system, made them happy, and made a profit, all the while doing something the school could never punish you for. You're the goat
They probably could suspend him or get him in some sort of trouble for scamming the kids or selling “drugs” on school property, solicitation, or something. Depending on what school he was at, they would try to get him and Cole on something.
It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria
Edibles take like 2 hours to kick in and put you on your ass, especially as a high schooler. They are basically meant to take in moderation. I dont see the big deal
Hate to admit I fell victim to the exact same scam in school, it tasted like weed but I think they didn’t do it properly so I understand and honestly I’m not as mad cause they tried
@@autonomousfortune753 wasn’t necessarily a scam, just inexperienced edible making cause now he actually makes them properly, those bastards send you straight to pluto
“Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me.”
@@KingDKW well he should call Matt Murdock because he’s just a really good lawyer, but only if he’s really guilty or something, then that’s when he better call Saul
I remember taking a pretty strong edible in junior year one time, I had a math test that I didnt study a second for and didn’t know any of the answers. This teacher would always grade the tests in class as soon as you handed them in, and wanting to avoid a potential confrontation over getting a 0%, my blazed brain thought it would just be smarter to scribble out my name and hand it in, hoping he’d skip over it or something. Instead he asked the entire class who’s paper had the scribbled out name, and after about 1 minute narrowed it down to me and called my ass out in front of the class, lmao I kinda deserved that one
The placebo effect. You can basically trick your brain by thinking it'll get you high. They took melatonin thinking they were edibles so when they started getting drowsy they must have thought it was working and their brain probably ended up making them experience a sort of pseudo high
I wonder how many lads had mela gummies thinking it was edibles and then one day getting an actual edible and going in arrogant eating way too much haha
It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria
Ok but im all truth, melatonin used to give me some of the most intense surreal nightmares. I'll never forget how they imprinted my soul. Im more scared of melatonin nightmares and cigarette patch nightmares than i am doing actual drugs, not sure what that says.
Im a freshman right now in highschool,and I can tell you for a fact,no freshman here is falling for that,maybe it’s the fact in our school people we’re getting high by the time we were in 6th grade already but nobody now at least I don’t think would fall for that
In my 8th grade, this happened: Kid1- brought a BB gun to show off(not to use) - 4 day suspension, brought an air soft gun - 3 day suspension, brought a pocket knife 1 day suspension, Bullied kids and watched porn in class - no suspension Kid 2 - brought an edible to school, and hid it in his locker - 1 week suspension 😂
You gave kids some good ass sleep, gents, you're heroes
Something so rare is given to with appreciation
@@toasttoons come back
hello@@the_drummer_man6798
You gave them a good sleep schedule coming into highschool, something that made them THINK they were high while not getting anything in their system, made them happy, and made a profit, all the while doing something the school could never punish you for. You're the goat
They probably could suspend him or get him in some sort of trouble for scamming the kids or selling “drugs” on school property, solicitation, or something. Depending on what school he was at, they would try to get him and Cole on something.
what he did is illegal, even if he sells "drugs" that are not actually drugs. the product may be legal, but fraud is not
@@brynion2117 Just because something's illegal doesn't mean that it's bad. That's why you can change the law and jury nullification is a thing
@@justbespoopin7435 please point out where i said its bad. you cant point it out because i didnt say its bad, i said its illegal
It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria
This shid so god damn illegal yet so entertaining 😭
cap its melatonin
@@AresWrathh somewhat illegal. Some states have it illegal to sell something advertised as weed like catnip or oregano
@@cubedcharizard2041 what are they gonna do tho? Tell the police? “Yes officer, I tried to buy illegal drugs from someone and they scammed me”
Technically this one isn’t illegal
@@brimstoner982 No, but assuming they’re young they could snitch on themselves and their parents would snitch.
"so high they passed out" LOL
😂
Its nice sitting down and just watching story time videos for an hour or 2
wanna like but that shits at 420, stay elevated bud
tbh not giving them real edibles was the right move
nah
Edibles take like 2 hours to kick in and put you on your ass, especially as a high schooler. They are basically meant to take in moderation. I dont see the big deal
nahh bro. i would be mad. i payed for that shit
Clearly they bought it for a whole school year so they are probably still interested them
@@kame__121 they only take like 45 mins to a hour and a half
The high school edible market was hella profitable ngl
Trust me made me rich 😂
i love how drug dealers decided to invade the comment section lol
Hate to admit I fell victim to the exact same scam in school, it tasted like weed but I think they didn’t do it properly so I understand and honestly I’m not as mad cause they tried
Maybe, just don't do drugs or weed in school. Then you'll never be scammed.
@@autonomousfortune753 wasn’t necessarily a scam, just inexperienced edible making cause now he actually makes them properly, those bastards send you straight to pluto
@@bbnciz6776 Well I'm fine without edibles. I don't even like vape
While totally baked seeing that Ninye uploaded a new video 10 min ago is giving me 100x more dopamine..
literally
By this point you should make a book, “dairy of a Stoney kid”
No, after Ryan Grantham killed his mother, telling a story about Greg or Rowley using marijuana, would be a terrible idea.
I love how this guy is basically telling stories of him committing crimes 😂
Edit: holly molly this comment blew up 😮
Not basically…
hes not
legal crimes
Not really it depends on where you are, are you dence or ignorant
@@PuceGaming445 its a crime to call something a drug and sell it, even if it isn't a drug
Now it’s a tradition for me and my gf who’s account I’m on smokes and watches these videos every time you post 😂
“Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me.”
Walter
if you get arrested, you will need a good damn lawyer dawg
saul
he better call saul.
no proof no arrest
@@KingDKW well he should call Matt Murdock because he’s just a really good lawyer, but only if he’s really guilty or something, then that’s when he better call Saul
literally
He probably got 100/100 in english because the way he formulates the story is very interesting
I formulated your mums number
this gotta be the best one yet
Just so you know selling fake drugs comes with the same charges as selling real ones😂
yup he talks about it in the beggining as if it was legal
but its not drugs so how can it be like real ones... stop the cap
I remember taking a pretty strong edible in junior year one time, I had a math test that I didnt study a second for and didn’t know any of the answers. This teacher would always grade the tests in class as soon as you handed them in, and wanting to avoid a potential confrontation over getting a 0%, my blazed brain thought it would just be smarter to scribble out my name and hand it in, hoping he’d skip over it or something. Instead he asked the entire class who’s paper had the scribbled out name, and after about 1 minute narrowed it down to me and called my ass out in front of the class, lmao I kinda deserved that one
My step dad said he would give these kids at his church a hit of real weed and then sell them rosemary lol
4:15 that ending went from "welp that happened atleast ig they know now" to "wait wait what"
I recently just started watching this type of videos. like I've started like 4 days ago and already watched all ur vids. love it! keep it up man!
Always a good day when ninye posts
I take melatonin for sleep and I have never seen anyone claim it can get you high except for teenaged boys, which I find hilarious.
Ikr
The placebo effect. You can basically trick your brain by thinking it'll get you high. They took melatonin thinking they were edibles so when they started getting drowsy they must have thought it was working and their brain probably ended up making them experience a sort of pseudo high
I took 4 once and it can make you soo tired that you feel high. But that also may be because I am neurodivergent and feel high most of the time so 🤔
Bros consistency is TOP NOTCH
imagine when those kids try to go to sleep normally but their circadian rhythm is absolutely fucked by the melatonin.
Repeat customers, good for business
Imagine he actually told the truth and told the kid a grade below to continue his business as a secret?
You're the channel I'm most excited to see videos from and I'm so glad every time you upload a banger ♡
You know those kids were like "yeah bro, I take edibles a lot. I can handle my shit" to their new plug
The real edibles were the friends we made on our way.
bro went down right mischievous for the bag fr
Their first trip is gonna be a real surprise 💀💀
Lmaooooo I’ve done this in school ahh man nostalgia congratulations you just earned yourself a new sub
nowadays i’m the freshmen selling real eddibles 💀
I wonder how many lads had mela gummies thinking it was edibles and then one day getting an actual edible and going in arrogant eating way too much haha
BRO IS THE GOAT LOVE U MAN
No homo
"then we layed down on our SEPERATE!! beds.. " halerious 😂😂
Providing youth with good sleep in their growing years. What a good couple of fellows.
Damn chains really improved his animation qualify
DAAMNN BRO YOU WERE THEY GUY THE ONE FRESHMAN SWORE WASNT BOOF😭
Bro idk how someone makes a stick figure animation so good, props to you 🎉🎉
these stories are so wild sometimes wonder if he got so fried that he just comes up with them and the somehow sound so believable
Nah you gave us some fucking melatonin that's wild bruh
ive been watching your vdeos so often where im to the point of getting the drug awareness ads
Profiting of the placebo effect is honestly genius
0:37 *financial insecurity* 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨💀 it’s cold world out here
Broooo your vids are awesome I watch them as soon as they come out keep the work up❤
ninye better call saul cuz after this vid the gov is gonna be on his ass😭
Ninye became the Plug 🔥
Those freshman now are seniors wild
Bros a menace
W mans
You better find those freshman and give em they're edibles😭
Bro your videos are the best back ground sound
bro i always get super high and love your videos love you man
Bro could of had a life changing experience but got put to bed before they could 😂😂😂
this is my new fav youtuber fr
It was the emphasis on "SEPERATE BEDS" for me ? hahah
He was lacing the kids with melatonin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ive never had weed but i've taken melatonin and it def does not make me feel what I imagine being high feels like
youre right it doesnt
Holy shit this is such a good idea im gonna make bank
Bro i need melatonin 2 sleep and yall sellin it 😂😂
I SWEAR WHEN I TAKE MELATONIN I FEEL HIGH THEN FEEL TIRED AFFFF
Welp, flying internationally and I guess melatonin gummies will be my pretend edibles lol
Power of placebo
It does make you some what euphoric as it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels, causing slight feelings of euphoria
The Ed, Edd, and Eddy reboot lookin good
So many layers of lies in one story
Anyone who been around the za are literally the most philosophical people ever
My unspeakable path is working as a janitor and getting high after work. 😂😂😂
Bro’s just admitting to crimes at this point
hes just exercising the first amendment dawg
That's right, THE BIG MAN.
i love these types if videos on youtube
The way he said SEPARATE beds is so funny to me
Like saying i swear im not gay, we just homies
bro the xc2 ost hits hard
this is actually so genius
if you got arrested you need a better lawyer than saul goodman
Yo you should make a “best anime’s to watch while high”
In the seventh grade we crushed, chopped and sold breath mints for people to snort in history in exchange for pencils
definition of business
That’s why high school called high school
That one kid: *goes to pharmacy* why is there so much flavours of mints
Ok but im all truth, melatonin used to give me some of the most intense surreal nightmares. I'll never forget how they imprinted my soul. Im more scared of melatonin nightmares and cigarette patch nightmares than i am doing actual drugs, not sure what that says.
it prevents serotonin being converted into melatonin, therefore increasing serotonin levels. This causes vivid dreams
The placebo affect
I fucking love the xenoblade 2 music choice for the end of the video
They're seniors now
Im a freshman right now in highschool,and I can tell you for a fact,no freshman here is falling for that,maybe it’s the fact in our school people we’re getting high by the time we were in 6th grade already but nobody now at least I don’t think would fall for that
Don’t die plz I love ur videos I’m so sad rn laughing god bless u mane w more words and story’s to tell
In my 8th grade, this happened:
Kid1- brought a BB gun to show off(not to use) - 4 day suspension, brought an air soft gun - 3 day suspension, brought a pocket knife 1 day suspension,
Bullied kids and watched porn in class - no suspension
Kid 2 - brought an edible to school, and hid it in his locker - 1 week suspension 😂
This guy is my dream stone circle
that is so foul 😭
this is an absolute classic
eat your cereal
"I'm a good person, trust me." - The scamming high school drug dealer
Nothin like someone confessing to their crimes on RUclips!
Bro build a false empire 😂😂
ty for the nice side hustle
1:05 got me dead
This sounds like a villain origin story💀💀
Slippin Jimmy
The only thing you are selling on instagram is your dignity
i can just imagine one of those freshmen listen to this like "No way."
make them take a little nap, i'm sure they'll wake up
Some kid at my middle school did this and never go caught