@@nyanuwu4209 how's it unrelated? Carlin's 10 commandment piece is still very relevant as is much of his material calling out conservatives and religous nuts
1st Amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." Article 1, Sec. 8 of Louisiana State constitution - "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
The Loophole: The document you are quoting is talking about FEDERAL congress. This law was passed by a STATE congress. Still a dumb thing to spend time on, but now you know why it flies.
@TheREALJosephTurner do states not have state congresses? Was this law not passed thru their state law process? States don't have to follow the constitution?
@@TheREALJosephTurnerOkay, but that clause of the First Amendment has been incorporated down to the states even since 1947’s Everson v. Board of Education.
@TheREALJosephTurner Article 1, Sec. 8 of the Louisiana state constitution "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." So even the state constitution says this is against the rules.
You know Donnie is watching at home.... gently running his fingers over the 'beautiful letter' Kimmy sent him, years ago... when their love still had a chance.... So long ago.
Agreed, and with China and Iran in the wings the four state notation's are already bypassing western sanctions with force and threats making the effort to use non-hostile methods to deescalate nearly impossible. And with the partnership in full view western nations begin to look weak while they try to pretend that this is not happening or that their sanctions are more then words outside European Union and NATO. With such a partnership Europe and the West as a whole will need to decide where it draws the line in the sand and how willing it's leaders are to risk election losses in order to make the tough calls (Russia will gaslight the west on any action it takes so there really is no point in trying to play into Russian narratives). Yet this said, western nations have experienced peace long enough to not want to jump into a war and it's societies are in a generational transition period where the younger generations are more influenced by unregulated social media that is quickly becoming dominated by Troll's?Bots and AI generated deep fakes. The older generations are not that better as they are more keen for war but are also upset that progress is changing their ways of life and upending the energy model they based their lives around (basically the shift away from traditional energy is like a slap in the face to older people who assumed oil/gas was going to be around forever and that anyone who thought differently was insane or an progressive simpleton). The end point is I truly worry about the next few years, Europe thinks it has more time up it's sleeve to push Russia of the economic cliff and win the proxy war via finical ruin, but Russia clearly plans to escalate hostilities while it still has the means to do so and is using Western hesitation in it's favour to fully turn it's national economy into a war time economy where it can out produce cheap disposable weapons at a rate that would allow Russia to carpet bomb Europe back into WW2 levels of destruction. So let's hope the average voter across Europe thinks hard about what they want for their futures when it's politicians finally approach the question of direct action to actually enforce the sanctions against Russia/North Korea/Iran and later China.
It’s why the colonists founded America; they fled England where religion and the power of the state were in lock step making their royalty sanctified holy men ; they also could not worship any religion other than the government’s . That’s why the second founding principle is the freedom to worship within any religion .
Sadly that's not actually in the constitution. It's in a letter Jefferson sent to someone. The 1st Amend protects Xtian worship and their financial advantages made Xtianity the overwhelmingly popular religion. The SB's were able to capitalize on that because Lincoln died and Johnson was a Southern sympathizer, like Mary Todd Lincoln. Many Dem's, like me, warned against coddling religions but few listened. This is the price for not doing so.
I'm from Louisiana. I am also an early childhood educator. The Gov had also slashed 24 million from ECE. After we marched over there and tried to plead with him, he is only cutting it by 9 million now. But yeah, let's focus on the 10 commandments, Governor.
Maybe you should post one of these Ten Commandments poster at the governors house, with “thou shall not steel…from school children, curled in red…And then vote for a new governor that actually cares about …people!
I really liked Desi and Ronny working the desk together. It reminds of Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd. I think two people at the desk has a better dynamic. Maybe Ronny isn't the best choice. I think he's better in the field. Maybe pair Desi with Jon or one of the other guys?
@@EpistemicResponsibility4All I don't really care what they feel about my opinion or delivery, and either way, they (and you) are too sensitive over things that don't matter.
@@marcpeterson1092 "Yo, bro! Cindy said she was really into you, and wouldn't mind if you give her more than beads, if you get me." "Yeah, she really said that. Now, go and rizz her up."
The leaders in Baton Rouge hate Mardi Gras. New Orleans is a Democrat city (that has its own political corruption problems) surrounded by a Republican state.
I think if I were a teacher, I would make a point of prominently displaying the 10C along with a very simple 10-point explanation of why we never had it up before and why it’s up now. 😂😂😂
Thou shalt not make or worship any graven images, kids. Unless it's a gold life-size blow-up doll of Trump, in which case you can bow to and dance around it like fruitcakes.
Technically the Sabbath is Saturday. Not sure why Christians worship on Sundays, but the Ten Commandments is still very much apart of the Jewish faith, and it’s sundown on Friday to sundown on Saturday.
@@AZDfox Sunday isn’t the new Sabbath for Christians, it’s still Saturday. But yes, most Christians worship on Sunday to coincide with Christ’s resurrection. Seventh Day Adventists, however worship on Saturdays.
Desi and Ronny together just makes me laugh before they’ve even started! Love their styles mixed together! Thanks for this brilliant segment! I could watch them comment on anything in the news and giggle!
Buddy, we are. Our parents are the ones hellbent on ensuring we have nothing left but vitriol & misery in our futures. And maybe starting WWIII & dooming the human race. So…I don’t know. But we aren’t unconcerned.
To be frank, the impoverished military of russia or north korea are a joke compared to, say, the US, that out spends them by billions of dollars with militaries that out performs them on scales of magnitudes greater. If you want militaries, you have to fund them, and there are no militaries in the world better funded than the US by a very, very long shot. We out perform every other military in the world combined. It's a paper tiger. It's theater and bluster. It's a problem for Ukraine or other allies, it's a problem for dissenters in russia or north korea, it's not a problem for the US militaries.
I don't think it's desperate for nations of mutual interest (one which I despise) to have top level meetings and be mutually supportive. This signals a ramping up of nuclear aggression against nations who oppose them. Putin's got some stuff to sell.
@@Smethells2023 True. There are different levels of desperate. - Running low on troops (Somewhat Desperate) - Using prisoners as soldiers (desperate) - Conscription (Very desperate) - Begging North Korea for weapons (Very desperate) - Begging North Korea for weapons AGAIN ("Wow" level of desperate)
Some people find socializing exhausting. Not everyone has the energy to always be out in the community. Whenever they need to go mingle they find themselves stalling. Just prefer that the help avoids eye contact while they go change the lenins. It's best for everyone tho, marx my words... Uh.... Ummmmmm..... 😺
A man came up to me, a big man, a strong man, tears streaming down his face. He said "sir, I've put together a list of commandments for others to live by."
@@MidwstMakr & remember when they *were never for a moment anything but a dictatorship* china & russia have never been communist & it irks me that people would even *consider* misdiagnosing tyranny as communism. remember folks: by *defintion* in a communist state there can be NO government.
Which bit is being dismantled? Seriously, go read it, then come back and explain how a *state* legislature is dismantling the 1st Amendment. The problem with America isn't just that the Constitution is full of loopholes, it's that y'all don't even realise it is.
@@Gabriel_H77 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Aka separation of church and state…And public school are run by the state aka the country aka the government.
You know, you can recite facts without putting out spoilers. Btw, even those of us who haven't watched Megan knew he was in it. That movie was big when it came out. Besides, he also mentioned it on TDS.
@@blahco4tt That the robot killed people isn't a spoiler, that's just the premise of the movie, and the content of all of the trailers... I'm saying this as someone who hasn't even watched the movie
My favorite part is that those yay-hooos don't even know kids well enough to know that they don't read the inspo posters in their classrooms already, why would they all of a sudden stop and read a super lengthy chore list hanging in the classroom.
The principal announced to the student we must read & follow the ten rules on the chalkboard. A student raises a hand questioning why should we follow these rules the formar didn't!😂
At first I thought Michael Kosta was kinda mid in his delivery... but the dude has become a top flight correspondent. His joke timing was perfect there.
Putin: Kim, I like you. Lets be friends. Kim: Ok. Trump: can I join in? Putin: who are you? Kim: And how did you get in my room? Trump: It's me...Trump. Your best friend in the whole wide world. Putin and Kim: never heard of him.
Wherever you're from, multi-potent Desi Lydic, they sure made you right! You have to be my co-favorite, alongside your incorrigible co-host over there in tv-land where every day is Friday and only your talent is enough to pull that sleepy sun from its nagging slumber, me thinks.
Stonehenge stunt wasn't paint it was like cornstarch which will wash off in rain. It was to draw attention to their fundraiser and it worked. I thought everyone knew this.
it was, but i don’t think they said anything about what pigment they used? effective activism should affect the organisations you’re protesting more than everybody else…
The 'thou' pronoun joke was gold.
Worth its weight in frankincense and myrrh
It was a well crafted bit that paid off perfectly with it.
What was the joke?
@@anju5124 Republicans generally don't like the gender pronoun stuff.
@@Terra_Lopez gender pronoun stuff like what? 😂
10 rules for thee, but not for me! - _Every Republican ever_
To be honest and fair, every POLITICIAN ever. Remember, there was a former DEM president that also cheated, lied about it, and faced impeachment.
EXACTLY
...and establishment Dems, don't kid yourself. They ensure we keep getting these Reps...
@@sheridan140 How? Democrats arent the ones spreading crazy conspiracy theories which republicans eat up.
Thee is also a pronoun! 😁
The breakdown of the 10 commandments... BRILLIANT!!! 🏆
A nice tweak of George Carlin's breakdown.
@@rainmanjr2007 Completely unrelated.
@@nyanuwu4209 how's it unrelated? Carlin's 10 commandment piece is still very relevant as is much of his material calling out conservatives and religous nuts
It also shows exactly what will happen too displays in classrooms. They will be defaced by students.
@@dennisheyes4561this generation is creative- I am thinking they are going to more than just cross them out.
1st Amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
Article 1, Sec. 8 of Louisiana State constitution - "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Rs don't care about that old piece of paper.
The Loophole: The document you are quoting is talking about FEDERAL congress. This law was passed by a STATE congress. Still a dumb thing to spend time on, but now you know why it flies.
@TheREALJosephTurner do states not have state congresses? Was this law not passed thru their state law process? States don't have to follow the constitution?
@@TheREALJosephTurnerOkay, but that clause of the First Amendment has been incorporated down to the states even since 1947’s Everson v. Board of Education.
@TheREALJosephTurner Article 1, Sec. 8 of the Louisiana state constitution "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
So even the state constitution says this is against the rules.
You know Donnie is watching at home.... gently running his fingers over the 'beautiful letter' Kimmy sent him, years ago... when their love still had a chance.... So long ago.
He hesitated on reaching in and giving Kim a kiss… he regrets it to this day and many of the TOP HISTORIANS say it’s linked to his cognitive decline.
They were so close to sharing a kiss.
Kimmy committing adultery, while trump covets Putin's new lover
"Faded photograph
Covered now with lines and creases
Tickets torn in half
Memories in bits and pieces" -- Classics IV 😅
@@dannmarceau No love lost as donvict is already a friend of Putin.
I forgot or didn't know Desi was from my home state! She's right, we do read gooder.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I know, I'm going to look up and see what city she's from. I'm sure she's not from Eastern Kentucky.😅
That's grammatical wrong, it's pronounced gooderer
Not only do we read gooder, we right gooder to!
This is Michael Kosta's best segment!
IDK, I think the Tucker Carlson’s face coach skit was up there.
Dudes always cracks me up when he's on 😂
Jokes aside, these 2 made it official to fight together is the clearest sign of ultimate concern
China would likely be forced to defend NK and, therefore, Putin has checked Xi's reluctance to supply his war in Ukraine.
If it helps you out , keep mine .
Agreed, and with China and Iran in the wings the four state notation's are already bypassing western sanctions with force and threats making the effort to use non-hostile methods to deescalate nearly impossible.
And with the partnership in full view western nations begin to look weak while they try to pretend that this is not happening or that their sanctions are more then words outside European Union and NATO.
With such a partnership Europe and the West as a whole will need to decide where it draws the line in the sand and how willing it's leaders are to risk election losses in order to make the tough calls (Russia will gaslight the west on any action it takes so there really is no point in trying to play into Russian narratives).
Yet this said, western nations have experienced peace long enough to not want to jump into a war and it's societies are in a generational transition period where the younger generations are more influenced by unregulated social media that is quickly becoming dominated by Troll's?Bots and AI generated deep fakes. The older generations are not that better as they are more keen for war but are also upset that progress is changing their ways of life and upending the energy model they based their lives around (basically the shift away from traditional energy is like a slap in the face to older people who assumed oil/gas was going to be around forever and that anyone who thought differently was insane or an progressive simpleton).
The end point is I truly worry about the next few years, Europe thinks it has more time up it's sleeve to push Russia of the economic cliff and win the proxy war via finical ruin, but Russia clearly plans to escalate hostilities while it still has the means to do so and is using Western hesitation in it's favour to fully turn it's national economy into a war time economy where it can out produce cheap disposable weapons at a rate that would allow Russia to carpet bomb Europe back into WW2 levels of destruction.
So let's hope the average voter across Europe thinks hard about what they want for their futures when it's politicians finally approach the question of direct action to actually enforce the sanctions against Russia/North Korea/Iran and later China.
Wasn't just to protect each if attacked though? (defense)
@@pickettfurythese 2 both have nukes, would be within expectations if they also go on offense as counter measure.
No Ronny, Trump, Putin, & Kim are best friends forever!! I bet Trump feels sad that he was left out!! 😭😭
ya, i was gonna ask where's the beef?.. er aaa bone spurs.. eats alot like Kim.
prob no diaper service./ they don't like his oppressive smell.
@@petethetaper, LOL!! 🤣🤣
@@Prof.RenanAraujo As a convicted felon awaiting sentencing he's not allowed to leave States Of America.
I can't believe old orangy wasn't invited to the sleepover, LOL!
As a convicted felon he won't be able to visit those friends legally?
They really could've pounded on Giuliani with the "bearing false witness" charge.
Or Trumps 34 bearing false witness convictions
or the whole of maga with the worshiping false gods/idols.
i dont think there is a politician on the planet who follows that one.
Isn’t there supposed to be SEPARATION between church and state?
Yeah, but that requires reading, and that's a tall order for certain constituents...
Apparently, it depends on which church too 🤨
It’s why the colonists founded America; they fled England where religion and the power of the state were in lock step making their royalty sanctified holy men ; they also could not worship any religion other than the government’s . That’s why the second founding principle is the freedom to worship within any religion .
According to Heritage Foundations Paul Weyrich "America is a Christian Nation"
The original big lie that started this mess.
Sadly that's not actually in the constitution. It's in a letter Jefferson sent to someone. The 1st Amend protects Xtian worship and their financial advantages made Xtianity the overwhelmingly popular religion. The SB's were able to capitalize on that because Lincoln died and Johnson was a Southern sympathizer, like Mary Todd Lincoln. Many Dem's, like me, warned against coddling religions but few listened. This is the price for not doing so.
I'm from Louisiana. I am also an early childhood educator. The Gov had also slashed 24 million from ECE. After we marched over there and tried to plead with him, he is only cutting it by 9 million now. But yeah, let's focus on the 10 commandments, Governor.
Should put up the equivalent from several other religions, force them to admit they only consider their religion valid.
Thou shall not steal…from children. Maybe you should post the ten commandments at the Governor’s house, with this one circled in red.
Maybe you should post one of these Ten Commandments poster at the governors house, with “thou shall not steel…from school children, curled in red…And then vote for a new governor that actually cares about …people!
I really liked Desi and Ronny working the desk together. It reminds of Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd. I think two people at the desk has a better dynamic. Maybe Ronny isn't the best choice. I think he's better in the field. Maybe pair Desi with Jon or one of the other guys?
Oh, my. Ronny is woefully untalented. It is so awkward and forced.
@kcbh24 you sound like you have a grudge against him since 3rd grade
@@kmick8108 sounds like you're sensitive about people's opinions about celebrities, which is weird.
@kmick isn't questioning your opinion, merely your delivery😂 @@kcbh24
@@EpistemicResponsibility4All I don't really care what they feel about my opinion or delivery, and either way, they (and you) are too sensitive over things that don't matter.
I just see these two crazy kids together❤️ If these two love-struck dictators can't make their love work, what hope do the rest of us have?
To really enjoy Mardi Gras you would have to break all 10 Commandments.
Also to be the R presidential candidate.
Which neighbor do you have to bear false witness against?
@@marcpeterson1092 "Yo, bro! Cindy said she was really into you, and wouldn't mind if you give her more than beads, if you get me."
"Yeah, she really said that. Now, go and rizz her up."
@@derekstein6193 Lying is always optional.
The leaders in Baton Rouge hate Mardi Gras. New Orleans is a Democrat city (that has its own political corruption problems) surrounded by a Republican state.
Costa's segment was brilliant! Love you guys! ✌❤
I think if I were a teacher, I would make a point of prominently displaying the 10C along with a very simple 10-point explanation of why we never had it up before and why it’s up now. 😂😂😂
Would that violate the "Craven image" thing from the Commandments? Oh who am I kidding, the Republicans will declare it as such even if it isn't. 😑
@Vesta_the_Lesser Which is exactly why it would enrage Republicans and ask that teacher be removed if they don't take down the explanation.
@@DracoMagniusThe teacher would be in violation of Project 2025.
Thou shalt not make or worship any graven images, kids.
Unless it's a gold life-size blow-up doll of Trump, in which case you can bow to and dance around it like fruitcakes.
@@craigb8228 We'll all be in violation of Project 2025.
"First they came for the trade unionists, ..."
This will be a valuable lesson for the children in how hypocritical their government is.
Technically the Sabbath is Saturday. Not sure why Christians worship on Sundays, but the Ten Commandments is still very much apart of the Jewish faith, and it’s sundown on Friday to sundown on Saturday.
christians, traditionally, are not sticklers for details.
They only do that to show how meaningless it all is .
Christians made Sundays the new Sabbath because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday
@@AZDfox Sunday isn’t the new Sabbath for Christians, it’s still Saturday. But yes, most Christians worship on Sunday to coincide with Christ’s resurrection. Seventh Day Adventists, however worship on Saturdays.
Catholics changed the Sabbath to Sunday. Do your research people.
I’m loving this new format of The Daily Show. And the hosts they have are truly funny.
The 10 Commandment segment was brilliant 😂!
Desi and Ronny together just makes me laugh before they’ve even started! Love their styles mixed together! Thanks for this brilliant segment! I could watch them comment on anything in the news and giggle!
Laugh now crying later! America needs to be concerned!
Buddy, we are. Our parents are the ones hellbent on ensuring we have nothing left but vitriol & misery in our futures. And maybe starting WWIII & dooming the human race. So…I don’t know. But we aren’t unconcerned.
@Vesta_the_Lesser we need to be concerned about it all not one over the other.
Really, it's about the US agression the world IS concerned about. 🤑🇮🇱☠️@@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
To be frank, the impoverished military of russia or north korea are a joke compared to, say, the US, that out spends them by billions of dollars with militaries that out performs them on scales of magnitudes greater.
If you want militaries, you have to fund them, and there are no militaries in the world better funded than the US by a very, very long shot. We out perform every other military in the world combined.
It's a paper tiger. It's theater and bluster. It's a problem for Ukraine or other allies, it's a problem for dissenters in russia or north korea, it's not a problem for the US militaries.
That ten commandments piece was absolutely perfect.
Soooo, now the kids can more easily point out all our leaders faults in the world right?!!🕯️☯️🕯️
That’s Right, Trump has Broken all Ten
@@joancooney7724 And then some.
It's like Jimmy Kimmel said...how else are we going to keep those 3rd Graders from committing adultery?
Remember: This is the SECOND meeting of Kim and Putin in less than a year! Putin is getting desperate!
He wishes Xi greeted him like that. 😂
I don't think it's desperate for nations of mutual interest (one which I despise) to have top level meetings and be mutually supportive. This signals a ramping up of nuclear aggression against nations who oppose them. Putin's got some stuff to sell.
@@Smethells2023 just wait for the -summer- -winter- -summer- -winter- -summer- winter offensive Ukraine's been stockpiling munitions for
@@Smethells2023 True. There are different levels of desperate.
- Running low on troops (Somewhat Desperate)
- Using prisoners as soldiers (desperate)
- Conscription (Very desperate)
- Begging North Korea for weapons (Very desperate)
- Begging North Korea for weapons AGAIN ("Wow" level of desperate)
@@titantim That's being kind of optimistic about how that war is going for Ukraine.
That Louisiana thing made me instantly ill.
Clearly, the dance at the limo door was " I'm not turning my back on you, little assassin. No offense but your reputation proceeds you."
Aww
Poor trump
His two besties are having fun without him
10. Thou shall not covet.
“… these two have blown up a lotta cars.” That one slays me.
Just an FYI, that orange paint is simply custard powder, it will wash off.
One of the best segments. Even more so with the ridiculously large amount of truth in it.
It really looked like Kim took a sigh of relief when he turned around and walk away from the plane. 😂
Kim is a very unpleasant guy. Putin seems cool if you don't criticize his laws he's friendly 🤷🤷
@@Shmuk-bn7ef FRIENDLY? I've got some land in Florida...
Some people find socializing exhausting. Not everyone has the energy to always be out in the community. Whenever they need to go mingle they find themselves stalling. Just prefer that the help avoids eye contact while they go change the lenins. It's best for everyone tho, marx my words... Uh.... Ummmmmm..... 😺
The 10…. no wait, the 5…uhhh… The Commandment : Thou
Oh no!😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man came up to me, a big man, a strong man, tears streaming down his face. He said "sir, I've put together a list of commandments for others to live by."
The 10 Commandments bit was brilliant!
That 10 commandments bit was pretty frikin funny
The 10 commandments skit was BRILLIANT!! Kudos guys!! 👏👏👏👏
Chieng kills me.
Desi, what can I say. Everyman's fave.
Kosta has a Bill Murray thing going on.
Thanks for the sanity.
Grateful for you guys!
Putin and Kim “They hate us because they ain’t us” 🏀 The Interview (2014) 🍿
Desi and Ronnie. Sum is greater than the parts 😊
Desi and Ronney is the new Trevor. Just let them host everyday!
No, thank you.
not even close
Ten commandment segment is so well written! I found it spot on. The “thou” pronoun part was the cherry on top
😂😂😂😂. They're outta their minds. Too funny. She said ," I'm from Kentucky, we read gooder" lol
I've been waiting for a ten commandments skit, lol. Can we make this into a 30 second commercial?
3 secs for every commandment?
both of them sitting at a table pushing a tea cup back and forth...here have some tea....nooo you have some tea...
Costa is brilliant!!❤❤😂😂
"Two communists in a car.. getting coffee" making me laugh.
Neither of them is a Communist. American mass media should stop referring to American geopolitical foes as Communists.
putin is a lot of things, but he ain’t no communist!
Awww, the sharpie monster totally missed out on this BFF gathering.
Absolutely brilliant. Brilliant. Thank you!
2 communists in cars getting coffee. 😂😂😂
They met Barack Hussein so ultimately it was 3😅😅😅
i get why people might call them that but it's the wrong word: they are *tyrants*
Russia hasn't been communist in a while. Remember the fall of the Soviet Union, and where they brought markets without any regulations?
@@MidwstMakr & remember when they *were never for a moment anything but a dictatorship*
china & russia have never been communist & it irks me that people would even *consider* misdiagnosing tyranny as communism. remember folks: by *defintion* in a communist state there can be NO government.
@@MidwstMakr Yep, more like despot dictatorships.
So we are just dismantling the 1st amendment of the bill of rights due to people’s feelings?
The first amendment applies to FEDERAL congress, not state congresses. That's how they get away with it. It's still wrong though.
It's only TX rn. LA & I think it was TN that are next.
Which bit is being dismantled? Seriously, go read it, then come back and explain how a *state* legislature is dismantling the 1st Amendment.
The problem with America isn't just that the Constitution is full of loopholes, it's that y'all don't even realise it is.
@@Gabriel_H77 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Aka separation of church and state…And public school are run by the state aka the country aka the government.
Not “feelings” but votes, that's what this circus is about.
The Daily Show has hit gold with Desi and Ronny sharing the hosting duties. They make a great team and are super funny together.
DESI 2024!!!
The ten commandments one 😂😂😂
Kosta is legend.
You can’t pray out loud in school, but you can have the 10 Commandments? How does that make sense? The 10 commandments section was so accurate! 😂
Fun IMDB fact: Ronny Chieng was one of the dudes that the evil girl robot Megan chased down and killed in the movie
You know, you can recite facts without putting out spoilers.
Btw, even those of us who haven't watched Megan knew he was in it. That movie was big when it came out.
Besides, he also mentioned it on TDS.
@@blahco4tt Sorry Fact Police guy
@@blahco4tt The movie is approaching 2 years old. Most of the people who would have watched it, already has.
@@blahco4tt That the robot killed people isn't a spoiler, that's just the premise of the movie, and the content of all of the trailers... I'm saying this as someone who hasn't even watched the movie
True friendship ❤👍
I think Putin and Jong-un were practicing the "Lollipop Guild" welcomes you song, at the Limo.
Love these two together...Desi and Ronny!
The Sabbath day is really Saturday
In Judaism and Orthodox christianity. The Catholic church changed it to Sunday, which was carried on by protestant branches.
And to the Seventh Day Adventists
That marker squeak!
My favorite part is that those yay-hooos don't even know kids well enough to know that they don't read the inspo posters in their classrooms already, why would they all of a sudden stop and read a super lengthy chore list hanging in the classroom.
Love to the Daily Show 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
The principal announced to the student we must read & follow the ten rules on the chalkboard. A student raises a hand questioning why should we follow these rules the formar didn't!😂
This could be Kostas greatest piece without a doubt
I love when they both refused to drink the champagne 😂😂😂
That 10 commandments bit was perfect.
Vlady and Kimmy have a play date. I am almost terrified. 😮
Dug this video up to watch it from the short. Solid gold 🌟
Desi, Ronnie, Michael and Josh are the dream team. 💯
We read gooder. Was a great line
Can't get enough Desi!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
Yep! can't say you're wrong
Dude I gotta say the writing and comedic timing is on point. You guys rock!
I think George Carlin would be proud of M.Costa's break down of the ten commandments
Ronnie was BRILLIANT!
Stonehenge was attacked with.. custard powder! (not paint)
Michael Kosta is so hilarious!
Very well done. Great episode!
Ronny & Desi killing it together. 😂😂😂😂😂
Kosta's segment was great !
At first I thought Michael Kosta was kinda mid in his delivery... but the dude has become a top flight correspondent. His joke timing was perfect there.
Hey guys, great teamwork and really funny.
Commandment 11- Thou shall not make squeaky sounds when writing with a sharpie the wrong way.
😅😂😅😂
You guys are the funniest on the internet.
I wonder if this is one of the reasons they made draft registration automatic?
That 10 Commandments bit was exceedingly witty
Putin: Kim, I like you. Lets be friends.
Kim: Ok.
Trump: can I join in?
Putin: who are you?
Kim: And how did you get in my room?
Trump: It's me...Trump. Your best friend in the whole wide world.
Putin and Kim: never heard of him.
Bwahahaha 😂
Your comment just made trump, & his maga’s cry those orange maga tears!! 😭🤣
They're all in cahoots. Dictators anonymous.
I like this pairing of hosts❤
That bit with Kosta! 😂😂😂
Wherever you're from, multi-potent Desi Lydic, they sure made you right! You have to be my co-favorite, alongside your incorrigible co-host over there in tv-land where every day is Friday and only your talent is enough to pull that sleepy sun from its nagging slumber, me thinks.
Looks like asylum negotiations are tiring. 🤣
Ha. This is so nice. Glad they get on - happy for both them and thier countries
They turned the joke from Arrested Development into real life.
It makes you cry😢
New pronouns! LOL Costa's the greatest! The whole DS gang is amazing :)
Desi is a stunner❤
Stonehenge stunt wasn't paint it was like cornstarch which will wash off in rain. It was to draw attention to their fundraiser and it worked. I thought everyone knew this.
it was, but i don’t think they said anything about what pigment they used? effective activism should affect the organisations you’re protesting more than everybody else…
I hadn't read that it was corn starch. I read that it wasn't damaged & the solstice event is going to happen. v
Where did you get your info from? I haven't come across this
Fits with them only attacking paintings that are under glass.
I watched a clip from the Rational National here on youtube who did a deep dive into the incident.