What Happens If You Dodge the Army Draft?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2019
  • So your country is going to war but you're a pacifist and believe in peace and love, but you're still going to get drafted. Unless you opt for the cowards way out and dodge the draft like there's no tomorrow. In today's video we are looking at what actually happens when you dodge the draft.
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  4 года назад +13374

    What's your excuse? 🤔

    • @mdot9999
      @mdot9999 4 года назад +1876

      Just say "NO"
      They can't force me without my consent

    • @jaka6287
      @jaka6287 4 года назад +2107

      oh I was drafted? I sexually identify as a chair

    • @Max_Proto
      @Max_Proto 4 года назад +954

      i legally cant serve cause i'm disabled.

    • @dailytact1370
      @dailytact1370 4 года назад +868

      I just claim I now self-identify as female and as such am no longer subject to the draft.

    • @BlindSniper305
      @BlindSniper305 4 года назад +317

      Bone spurs

  • @LilHuff
    @LilHuff 4 года назад +5265

    the government paid for this to go on everyone’s recommendations no cap

    • @gregjenko2938
      @gregjenko2938 4 года назад +22

      🤔

    • @tayvonrose2528
      @tayvonrose2528 4 года назад +11

      On me😂😂

    • @alexis-wq3yq
      @alexis-wq3yq 4 года назад +48

      why would they WANT people to dodge the...? nvm-

    • @dapp9983
      @dapp9983 4 года назад +57

      They just remind you about the consequences

    • @cade9173
      @cade9173 4 года назад +1

      Lil Huff facts 😂

  • @moneybaglifts1944
    @moneybaglifts1944 4 года назад +4106

    Random teen turns 18
    U.S Military: *Its Free Real Estate*

    • @socalpyrotechnics4493
      @socalpyrotechnics4493 4 года назад +41

      Im so dead.

    • @nancyanacassus6959
      @nancyanacassus6959 4 года назад +77

      I'm so glad I'm 15

    • @BryanRacks
      @BryanRacks 4 года назад +63

      Nancy BunnyBou you know if there is a war you probably will still need to go wars are about 2-10 years so when you turn 18 you might get drafted 4

    • @driedwater1022
      @driedwater1022 4 года назад +13

      Nancy BunnyBou Im so glad im 13

    • @jeromeveira1674
      @jeromeveira1674 4 года назад +22

      I turn 18 in May 😭

  • @scarumanga
    @scarumanga Год назад +494

    I will never fight a war for any politician.

    • @jacksonwhittier3646
      @jacksonwhittier3646 11 месяцев назад +67

      Same, if it's reinstated, I will flee the country!

    • @MrAndyhdz
      @MrAndyhdz 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jacksonwhittier3646leave now

    • @MrAndyhdz
      @MrAndyhdz 6 месяцев назад +9

      Say the truth you will not fight for your country

    • @erinboateng5961
      @erinboateng5961 6 месяцев назад +29

      Same. I find war to be so unfair to both all the innocent people out there and the soldiers who got drafted. Like we have lives and family, I don’t wanna waste my life fighting

    • @wildbil8914
      @wildbil8914 6 месяцев назад

      Yes you will. You mean to tell me you won't pick up arms and defend yours. Ok. We might have combat in the U.S one day soon, please do not protest peace at the end of my gun barrel. Too many pampered cowards with pampers on in this country these days. Not calling you a coward. You're telling on yourself.🧐

  • @kenj0165
    @kenj0165 6 месяцев назад +67

    Imagine getting shamed for wanting to live

    • @Clean-ql5jy
      @Clean-ql5jy 6 месяцев назад +13

      For real

    • @ledwysdelgado7304
      @ledwysdelgado7304 6 месяцев назад +11

      Or living a healthy life.

    • @johnsherman6718
      @johnsherman6718 Месяц назад +1

      ...more like being shamed by letting others die fighting
      While you stay safe at home.

    • @lui8806
      @lui8806 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@johnsherman6718
      if someone doesn't want to be forced to die in a war they never agreed to, its selfish because other people are forced to die in that same war?? how does that make any sense?

    • @Ronniejamesleo
      @Ronniejamesleo 17 дней назад

      Either here or there. That's the choices you have

  • @ricefarmer7772
    @ricefarmer7772 4 года назад +3708

    Drafted Guy: gets a broken hand
    US Army: *You will get a third arm.*

  • @uncreativename9652
    @uncreativename9652 4 года назад +1526

    *Few days after the Iranian General is killed*
    RUclips: let’s put this on everybody’s recommendation.

  • @UltimaJC
    @UltimaJC 2 года назад +97

    I ain't dying for an oil company.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 4 месяца назад +2

      My excuse is that I am Mexican and I was not even born in the us

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 месяца назад +1

      @@josem588 Male immigrants are also supposed to register for selective service.

    • @theamericanmillenium
      @theamericanmillenium 2 месяца назад +1

      @@josem588 You’re still required to serve. This country protects you, feeds you, and gives you a roof over your head.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 2 месяца назад

      @@theamericanmillenium ok

    • @googleisspyingonyou598
      @googleisspyingonyou598 2 месяца назад +7

      @@theamericanmillenium jew

  • @ceegk3071
    @ceegk3071 2 года назад +505

    Honestly, I don’t see why not giving 2 presidents gloves and have them settle it in the ring.... they’re the ones who wanted to fight

    • @FectoElfilin
      @FectoElfilin 2 года назад +27

      I've seen this same comment on a lot of different vids, but it's still true.

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 2 года назад +24

      @@haunnietv9671 thought you said nuke it out lol

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 2 года назад +1

      77th like :)

    • @killuafan3931
      @killuafan3931 2 года назад +8

      Yk honestly that’s a rlly great idea

    • @anancapcat4221
      @anancapcat4221 Год назад +18

      Because there's no elitism in that and politicians want elitism.
      Does your way seem a lot more moral, mature and functional? Yes. Is that any of what politicians want? No.
      It's up to us to not let these guys have power over anyone anymore.

  • @Coco-ei9cs
    @Coco-ei9cs 4 года назад +4804

    I literally thought this was made like a day ago because of current events

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 года назад +121

      Coco Kee faccs first thing everyone did was check the update month lolllll

    • @k7ky0
      @k7ky0 4 года назад +8

      Coco Kee i thought its 1 day ago

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 года назад +40

      No RUclips algorithm is helping us my dude

    • @yungactivist
      @yungactivist 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @corvetteracing4
      @corvetteracing4 4 года назад +2

      Millennials 😂🤣

  • @nonanimeprofilepic
    @nonanimeprofilepic 4 года назад +1943

    *sees school shooter in the frontline*
    “When i asked for reinforcements, I didn’t think they’d send a spartan.”

    • @dittotech3878
      @dittotech3878 4 года назад +13

      Haunted Astolfo Beantown plushie I love your pfp and username xD Astolfo is best ummmm boy?

    • @Cjhssgjbkhfuu
      @Cjhssgjbkhfuu 4 года назад +3

      😳😳

    • @angelbryan98
      @angelbryan98 4 года назад +6

      Hey look, a Mark Five!

    • @martinbladowski1312
      @martinbladowski1312 4 года назад +3

      666 likes

    • @ulisesacosta2359
      @ulisesacosta2359 4 года назад +7

      I got black air forces and people are calling me school shooter

  • @faros6090
    @faros6090 2 года назад +286

    “Older men start wars, but younger men fight them. ” - Albert Einstein

    • @59master60
      @59master60 7 месяцев назад +8

      I accidentally read it as Star Wars

    • @Hg-vl6fk
      @Hg-vl6fk 6 месяцев назад +3

      - jew

    • @SuitedGhost
      @SuitedGhost 6 месяцев назад +2

      I got a better one, "If WW3 is fought with nukes, WW4 will be fought with bows and arrows."

    • @tureytayno3154
      @tureytayno3154 6 месяцев назад

      @@SuitedGhost He didn't say: "Bows and arrows", he said: " Sticks a stones".

    • @wildbil8914
      @wildbil8914 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@SuitedGhost it won't be fought if WE all are gone.

  • @YTAccount82825
    @YTAccount82825 2 года назад +631

    I’ll 100% leave the country if the draft is ever reinstated

    • @diamondgoldsilver9899
      @diamondgoldsilver9899 2 года назад +88

      Same, no matter the cost I'd do that

    • @lightghost7524
      @lightghost7524 2 года назад +169

      I'll identify as a woman, or I'd clown them and insist they draft women as well. Half the population has enjoyed superior life quality and quantity for too long.

    • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777
      @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 2 года назад +16

      @@lightghost7524 Just say your some random gender and you'll dodge it.

    • @joshmichaels9282
      @joshmichaels9282 2 года назад +21

      I doubt there will ever be one again the us army reserve is huge and will just keep growing

    • @Nedak2003
      @Nedak2003 2 года назад +59

      @@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 But don't identify as an attack helicopter. They'll defenitly want you then.

  • @yomommasdaddy5961
    @yomommasdaddy5961 4 года назад +1901

    "My momma said i cant go until she meets your momma"

    • @methodofguy700
      @methodofguy700 4 года назад +4

      rickey clay 🤔😭🤣😂

    • @robertlopez936
      @robertlopez936 4 года назад +10

      my mom didnt want to give me money for the trip 😭😭😭😭

    • @opolobot
      @opolobot 4 года назад

      oh

  • @mozzz991
    @mozzz991 4 года назад +5643

    Gov: Do you wanna join the army?
    Me: my mom said no

    • @5tris
      @5tris 4 года назад +103

      Hahahahaha, I'm literally crying bro, that was so funny 😐😐😐

    • @noelly89
      @noelly89 4 года назад +31

      For your sake I sincerely hope you are not drafted in the event WW3 occurs.

    • @swagturtle6156
      @swagturtle6156 4 года назад +71

      u got the whole squad laughing

    • @torismund2100
      @torismund2100 4 года назад +37

      @@noelly89 when ww3 comes I don't want to be drafted. I want to go as a volunteer

    • @riggedfootball103
      @riggedfootball103 4 года назад +7

      same bro so funny I forgot to laugh

  • @HacksignKT
    @HacksignKT Год назад +94

    I'm not dying for this country.

    • @rojka-_-
      @rojka-_- Год назад +4

      True

    • @kingkhalif
      @kingkhalif Год назад

      Can we talk wh3n is 3:13 the country above nigeria is ....

    • @josem588
      @josem588 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@rojka-_- specially people like me that is not even American

    • @burvy
      @burvy 6 месяцев назад

      What if your country falls and you fall under socialist oppression by the chinese?

    • @evanreiter747
      @evanreiter747 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same.

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird 2 года назад +86

    I signed up for "selective service" just because, yeah, penalties for not doing so weren't things I could afford. My parents had no money for college, so I needed federal loans, etc. My mom used to tell me if it ever actually went into effect I should declare myself a "conscientious objector", though I have no idea if that would actually do anything if the draft were implemented. In any case, I had just turned 18 in May of 2001 which of course was followed just a few months later with 9/11, and immediately I figured "welp, US is going to war, draft is coming"... but obviously it didn't and I've long aged out now, but there was a time I thought I had really drawn that unlucky deck.

    • @norbertsiewert3917
      @norbertsiewert3917 Год назад +2

      It was different in the Vietnam era. If you were young, healthy, poor with no connections, registered with the local draft board, and finished high school or dropped out, it was almost certain you would be involuntarily inducted into military service!

    • @norbertsiewert3917
      @norbertsiewert3917 Год назад

      I must be honest about one thing: It seems that most draftees never saw duty in Vietnam. It depended on your MOS.

    • @thereeceforbes
      @thereeceforbes 4 месяца назад

      Nah if u gdt dragted u should go no questions asks and dont make escsues about continuous objector f that

  • @iamatoaster2871
    @iamatoaster2871 4 года назад +3125

    The entire army at my house: “Do you wanna join the army?”
    Me: My mom’s not home

    • @yara-wl3bv
      @yara-wl3bv 4 года назад +18

      I am a Toaster why does it have 193 likes with no comments

    • @asakhekwinana8459
      @asakhekwinana8459 4 года назад +5

      why does it have 340 with 2 comment

    • @Dailyinfo345
      @Dailyinfo345 4 года назад +3

      Why does it have 411 likes with 4 comments

    • @tragiic4900
      @tragiic4900 4 года назад +1

      Why does it have 420 with 5 comment

    • @babyrival4304
      @babyrival4304 4 года назад +2

      Why does it have 456 with 7 comment

  • @shanetyler3228
    @shanetyler3228 4 года назад +1718

    RUclips: Recommends how to escape the draft
    Me: so it begins

  • @focus45554
    @focus45554 10 месяцев назад +26

    People intentionally failing their physicals had me on the floor🤣. I would so do that.

  • @nickblack7910
    @nickblack7910 2 года назад +45

    I don't understand why draft dodging is seen as dishonorable...

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 года назад +4

      Depends. Those who dodged the Vietnam draft were not seen that way and a number of them became President, Clinton, Trump, Biden. More Universities hired draft dodgers over vets.

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 года назад +3

      True. But this video is about the United States and the liklihood of someone invading militarily is slim as it is easier to control economically and not risk a nuclear reprisal via an invasion.

    • @burvy
      @burvy 6 месяцев назад

      Its refusing to defend the country that has protected your rights for so long, because of cowardice.

    • @AndreiPopescu
      @AndreiPopescu 5 месяцев назад

      @@burvy Vietnam is not part of the United States, so how exactly were the people fighting there defending their country? Come to think of it, it was actually the anti war protesters who were actually defending their drafted countrymen from the politicians who were sending them to their deaths in order to make money from weapon sales.

    • @Route-037
      @Route-037 4 месяца назад +22

      ​@@burvy what rights are they protecting? If anything they are taking them away. Not to late to delete this bud. You sound like a prisoner fighting to stay in jail.

  • @bruddaman32491
    @bruddaman32491 4 года назад +3928

    Me: “Sry my mom said no, I really wanna go but maybe next time”
    Military: “can’t argue with that”

  • @frankbourassa2456
    @frankbourassa2456 4 года назад +9300

    Sometimes you gotta like your own comment just to get the ball rolling

    • @deathwish598
      @deathwish598 4 года назад +41

      no cap it saved me bro

    • @fiakes7488
      @fiakes7488 4 года назад +29

      Just use claymores and camp in corners with a 725

    • @adamreyes6816
      @adamreyes6816 4 года назад +1

      I know we landed here with a math calculation

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 года назад +1

      It is now helpful

    • @oofoof1316
      @oofoof1316 4 года назад

      @@fiakes7488 lol

  • @garyw9108
    @garyw9108 2 года назад +29

    Every wealthy person or government official that has dodged the draft: "I'm Wealthy and or work in the government therefore I am exempt from risking my life unlike the rest of these peasants.
    I'm a vet that severed while a certain draft dodger was in office. This is exactly the thought that went through my mind while he made his speech about how brave we were for risking our lives for this country

  • @johnfrancis0063
    @johnfrancis0063 2 года назад +56

    I enlisted in the US Navy at the age of 17 and spent 4 years active duty. I held blue collar jobs after that. When I was 51 my mother passed away and I decided I wanted a college degree. I was denied loans cause I never signed up for the Selected Service Program. What a fight that was to get a waiver. Got my AA degree now and working on my BA.

    • @janefelix3821
      @janefelix3821 2 года назад +5

      Problem is there is no way to prove or disprove someone registered Selective Service can always claim someone registered when they didn't and likewise claim they did not register when they did. Some claim President Obama did not register, currently he is the only President to have been subject to registration who was not subject to the actual draft. Unfortunately the only validation is with Selective Service, and who knows how honest they are.

    • @c.f.okonta8815
      @c.f.okonta8815 6 месяцев назад

      Instead of joining the navy at 17 you should have gone to university instead

    • @johnfrancis0063
      @johnfrancis0063 6 месяцев назад

      @@c.f.okonta8815 yeah and be 200k in debt.

    • @rongendron8705
      @rongendron8705 3 месяца назад

      I joined the Nat'l Guard at 17, but when I got out of my active duty portion at 18, I went to register
      at the Draft Board! Didn't you think of going there, on your leave? (Served 1963-1969)!

  • @4Bryce
    @4Bryce 4 года назад +3298

    Mum I got drafted can I go
    Mum: I don’t know who is going to be there so no

    • @wyldegi
      @wyldegi 4 года назад +34

      Lush999 haha this got me

    • @alexbrighton5246
      @alexbrighton5246 4 года назад +37

      Well the whole country of Iran..

    • @user-zg5hc8mi1i
      @user-zg5hc8mi1i 4 года назад +6

      If James Charles and Ninja will be there , where her child will be, this s mom will ensure this child will never serve there, I feel.

    • @eduardoalvarenga2991
      @eduardoalvarenga2991 4 года назад +2

      Белянцев Николай bahaha

    • @Schnappss
      @Schnappss 4 года назад +29

      ''sorry guys my mom said i couldn't go''

  • @lovell8983
    @lovell8983 4 года назад +737

    1 month ago: "ugh why I even watch this?"
    now: "Oh yeah! It's all coming together"

  • @victorialynnstruble
    @victorialynnstruble 6 месяцев назад +9

    No one should be supporting or condoning the draft.
    No one should be signing up for it.

  • @Lip_Blart29
    @Lip_Blart29 6 месяцев назад +20

    That's why we lost the Vietnam war. Sending people over there that weren't built to fight for the army. It's like taking people who don't play sports and having them suit up. Makes no sense

    • @SapuTaro-nr5bl
      @SapuTaro-nr5bl 4 месяца назад +1

      Ask the white man!

    • @user-fq7nd7fh5e
      @user-fq7nd7fh5e Месяц назад

      The reason we lost the Vietnam war was because of politics, not because of the men that were drafted. We won every battle that we fought but the rules were against us, take a hill then leave and the VC would go back. Couldn’t bomb there ports cause the Russian ships were in there ports.

  • @qhiou
    @qhiou 4 года назад +2286

    Me: “My mom says she has to talk to your mom first.”
    Military: i-

    • @michaelpulido8569
      @michaelpulido8569 4 года назад +46

      Oh no.... oh no no no nooooo.....

    • @qhiou
      @qhiou 4 года назад +16

      Michael Pulido ? Did I miss something lol 😂

    • @michaelpulido8569
      @michaelpulido8569 4 года назад +11

      jisoo no... OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @tgr4raccoon94
      @tgr4raccoon94 4 года назад +4

      jisoo BIG OH NO NO

    • @qhiou
      @qhiou 4 года назад +9

      TGR4 Raccoon why are you saying that??! 😭😭

  • @sushii1432
    @sushii1432 4 года назад +1500

    WWI: Oh no
    WWII: Oh no, not again
    WWIII: mE aN Da bOiS iN IrAn aT 3 Am

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 года назад +73

      France: I got a plan guys
      *France exe has surrendered* 🏳

    • @ltsFaited
      @ltsFaited 4 года назад +5

      Really underrated comment

    • @norfleet2942
      @norfleet2942 4 года назад +9

      LoOKiNg for BeAnS

    • @maya-rz9wy
      @maya-rz9wy 4 года назад +1

      @@norfleet2942 💀

    • @Mandu4
      @Mandu4 4 года назад +5

      Us KiDs WhEn IrAn StArTs AtTaCkInG

  • @victorialynnstruble
    @victorialynnstruble 6 месяцев назад +9

    Go full Malcom x. If they insist on drafting you, then fight them when you get there

  • @proninjaelite7347
    @proninjaelite7347 Год назад +18

    I would rather fight my own government then fight for them

    • @ScornedScallopes
      @ScornedScallopes 11 месяцев назад +14

      I'm with ya, they're the real enemies

    • @brizzybones7377
      @brizzybones7377 День назад

      Exactly cuz we arnt fighting for our country. We are fighting for bad decisions from our politicians.. the country is the people and “the people” arnt being attacked. I’ll fight when the fight comes to us

  • @Mr-wr2id
    @Mr-wr2id 4 года назад +1829

    “Gets drafted”
    Me: “sorry,My mom is not home”

  • @iamreal51
    @iamreal51 4 года назад +3608

    Nobody:
    RUclips: let’s help them out for once

    • @_gqt
      @_gqt 4 года назад +60

      Coppa: *You weren't supposed to do that*

    • @yourmother-he9uj
      @yourmother-he9uj 4 года назад +22

      Iran:argues with America and wants to go on war
      Japan:don’t do that
      Iran:why?
      Japan:because I know a thing or to because I’ve seen a thing or to

    • @mistake1197
      @mistake1197 4 года назад +6

      @@_gqt this is not how your supposed to play the game

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization 4 года назад +3

      Japan had no international support and attempted to do everything on their own. That's not the case with Iran, and nuclear bombs were just a rumour back then.

    • @b__c7538
      @b__c7538 4 года назад

      @@Manganization But Iran doesn't have nukes

  • @kingdomofme3681
    @kingdomofme3681 Год назад +14

    If I ever get drafted, I'm out this country and the continent all together.

  • @INDIGODEATH
    @INDIGODEATH 6 месяцев назад +7

    When I turned 18, I didn’t fully know about the selective service. I thought it was optional until about 6 months later I got a letter in the mail telling me was I required to sign up for it. Kind of ridiculous, how going to war at 18 could be mandatory but doing anything else is still illegal or prohibited because they think we’re still too young.

  • @alanaguina6753
    @alanaguina6753 4 года назад +1417

    Army: *You’re being drafted*
    Me: nah my mom said that she doesn’t know anyone who will be there so I can’t bruh

    • @T1tanWasTaken
      @T1tanWasTaken 4 года назад +24

      I have a Mexican mom so I have to leave really early to come home and prepare some carne asada or make rice or something, they always find a way for you to leave early

    • @tristanviso9468
      @tristanviso9468 4 года назад +1

      TitanPlayz12 I can relate 🇲🇽

    • @T1tanWasTaken
      @T1tanWasTaken 4 года назад +6

      @@tristanviso9468 ive missed 60% of every party because with mexican parents, you show up half an hour to an hour late or more, and you leave after like 2-3 hours when your tios, tias, and cousins stay longer and have more fuj

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 4 года назад +2

      The entire Army: She didn't say that when I was banging her last night

    • @DontknowSina
      @DontknowSina 4 года назад +4

      @@beenieweenie1986 ..... no.

  • @KhaliVFX
    @KhaliVFX 4 года назад +632

    I'll see you guys when this gets recommended during WW4

    • @sajpar9765
      @sajpar9765 4 года назад +6

      *Say sike right now!*

    • @nekotranslates
      @nekotranslates 4 года назад +27

      but remember the famous quote by Einstein?
      "I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks n stones".
      Unless you know how to fight like a caveman, then you'd stand no chance - and that is assuming you actually survive WW3 anyway.

    • @randomnibba2823
      @randomnibba2823 4 года назад +17

      bold of you to assume you are going to survive WW3

    • @jesusrevolledo3129
      @jesusrevolledo3129 4 года назад +3

      @@nekotranslates I literally came to the comments of this comment to see someone comment this quote

    • @ACR_Legends
      @ACR_Legends 4 года назад

      😶

  • @GenuineTaco
    @GenuineTaco 2 года назад +5

    really needed this rn

  • @malachiduncan6104
    @malachiduncan6104 2 года назад +95

    POV: You're here after Russia vs Ukraine

  • @cebuwulfkiba2495
    @cebuwulfkiba2495 4 года назад +2051

    “What would you do to dodge the draft?”
    Nice try, FBI

    • @ultimonx9152
      @ultimonx9152 4 года назад +41

      Not tOdDay CIA

    • @pinheadlarry2506
      @pinheadlarry2506 4 года назад +17

      Central Intelligence Agency Sir I believe he said “Not today,CIA” meaning you will not catch him today Mr.CIA SIR

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 года назад +1

      @Central Intelligence Agency Bullock is that you?

    • @shelco9673
      @shelco9673 4 года назад +11

      Nice attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security

    • @billrussell4832
      @billrussell4832 4 года назад +4

      @Central Intelligence Agency now y'all gotta catch me, I ain't going nowhere

  • @idrisahmed5094
    @idrisahmed5094 4 года назад +8177

    I think we all know why everyone's getting this on their reccomended

  • @Wysteria
    @Wysteria 2 года назад +1

    thanks for the tips gangy 🤞🏾

  • @jakeyounglol
    @jakeyounglol 2 года назад +90

    "banning women from the draft is unconstitutional" the draft itself is unconstitutional.

    • @jamsum7215
      @jamsum7215 2 года назад +5

      For one, the Preamble of the Constitution says that it’s made to “provide for the common defense”, but besides that, Article I, Section 8 states much about what Congress can do to raise an army:
      Section 12: Raise and support armies
      Section 13: Provide and maintain a Navy
      Section 15: Call forth militia to suppress rebellions and repel invasions
      Section 16: Organize, lead and discipline all federal militia, state militia will be left up to the states
      So the Constitution clearly says that Congress has the power to raise an army, no restrictions on how. This has been upheld in several court cases with one conclusion stating “the power … to classify and conscript manpower for military service is beyond question.”

    • @Artyom_K.
      @Artyom_K. 6 месяцев назад +8

      When it comes to draft all feminists have a tendency to forget about equality they asked before

    • @CoolSkeleton-nk7dk
      @CoolSkeleton-nk7dk 13 дней назад

      @@Artyom_K. I want equality of not getting drafted

  • @christopherconner7854
    @christopherconner7854 4 года назад +1971

    Army recruiter: hey kid you want a dodge charger?
    Me: 😐

  • @aviatorgamer3057
    @aviatorgamer3057 4 года назад +4083

    US Government: You’re being called to duty.
    Soldier returning home looking for help to avoid being homeless
    US Government: I don’t even know who you are

    • @jonsnipe5484
      @jonsnipe5484 3 года назад +166

      Sounds bout right😂😂

    • @how_doyouridebikesagain7325
      @how_doyouridebikesagain7325 3 года назад +87

      this is true...

    • @johnyoung9822
      @johnyoung9822 3 года назад +136

      Sadly the same thing happened in the UK there is quite a few homeless x services people left in need of help from the governments if they served in the forces so are people can be safe then we can atleast help them out with housing .

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 3 года назад +21

      Do soldiers not get some pensions as police, firemen, teachers, nurses, etc?

    • @aviatorgamer3057
      @aviatorgamer3057 3 года назад +72

      Pink Lady some do but make the mistake of getting married before leaving for service, so the wife deserts him and she gets the pension.

  • @nakedholerat
    @nakedholerat Год назад +17

    The draft is actually SICK

  • @Thesalt233
    @Thesalt233 День назад +5

    Got this recommended after defense bill for draft got passed

  • @qamberhamza9371
    @qamberhamza9371 4 года назад +1965

    How to avoid getting drafted:
    “Bro my mom said I can’t go”

    • @ruewhiting1081
      @ruewhiting1081 4 года назад +8

      Qamber Hamza hahaha

    • @troll-rw3tb
      @troll-rw3tb 4 года назад +8

      Lets see you use that solution when getting drafted, whatever happens is your problem.

    • @soupremenoodlez
      @soupremenoodlez 4 года назад +81

      “My mom didn’t sign my permission slip bro...”

    • @syprdevil
      @syprdevil 4 года назад +8

      In my country the parents permission is more important

    • @pillermen2339
      @pillermen2339 4 года назад +24

      @@troll-rw3tb bruh its just a joke... dont take it so seriously

  • @sky1018
    @sky1018 4 года назад +1890

    Drafts:
    Me: Hippity Hoppity im now Canadian Property
    Edit: english is not my first language, thanks for correcting me.

    • @troll-rw3tb
      @troll-rw3tb 4 года назад +13

      Canadian did not rhyme, no effort.

    • @ronsonjames8462
      @ronsonjames8462 4 года назад +33

      This actually made me laugh

    • @gabe2646
      @gabe2646 4 года назад +4

      Ill go south then

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 4 года назад +3

      Finda out that Canada is a NATO country

    • @levilyas
      @levilyas 4 года назад +1

      Saw this from Fitz, you just changed it a bit, grammar broke too

  • @INeedAPrenupSorry
    @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 года назад +10

    I'm definitely not fighting for a country that's full of bs

    • @cripbk2147
      @cripbk2147 2 года назад +2

      Fax

    • @Kazuma_Kiryu247
      @Kazuma_Kiryu247 2 года назад

      Define BS

    • @INeedAPrenupSorry
      @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 года назад +1

      @@Kazuma_Kiryu247 our country is mainly off greed & being selfish & hatred for one another instead peace & unity

    • @INeedAPrenupSorry
      @INeedAPrenupSorry 2 года назад

      @@Kazuma_Kiryu247 trying to sum it up as best as I can

    • @Leaf4825
      @Leaf4825 2 года назад +1

      @@INeedAPrenupSorry blame these politics that divide us

  • @jorge9142011
    @jorge9142011 2 года назад +14

    I would rather be locked up in jail or worse than fight for a war that NOBODY wante.

  • @milo9647
    @milo9647 4 года назад +2676

    Old people: declares war
    Young people: the one who fights

    • @GamingBlizzardA
      @GamingBlizzardA 4 года назад +220

      Inner Peace I mean it’s not our war

    • @lordXguru
      @lordXguru 4 года назад +145

      @Inner Peace I dont think you watched the video or fully understand what a "draft" is.

    • @Filmsimulation
      @Filmsimulation 4 года назад +268

      Should be president vs president. 1v1 brawl

    • @garfsexual6999
      @garfsexual6999 4 года назад +9

      @Inner Peace yes.

    • @phlemtaco6623
      @phlemtaco6623 4 года назад +16

      The old people would fight but they kinda can't.

  • @footballmoments7351
    @footballmoments7351 4 года назад +2519

    Everyone: The Simpson’s are the best at predictions.
    *The infographics show has joined the chat*

    • @rotaruciprian4355
      @rotaruciprian4355 4 года назад

      1,000 subs with one livestream i don't know what to reply

    • @blackchicken4922
      @blackchicken4922 4 года назад

      Where is the stream

    • @jaketamayao5110
      @jaketamayao5110 4 года назад +1

      simpsons are more likely a conspiracy

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 года назад

      You have over 500 subs so stream

    • @footballmoments7351
      @footballmoments7351 4 года назад

      Burning Flame I wasn’t prepared to get subs this quickly

  • @Goyarxrd
    @Goyarxrd День назад +3

    I just turned 18 and I been signed up for Selective service with out me knowing I will not go

  • @tj8132
    @tj8132 Год назад +8

    This feels like a violation of human rights

  • @opalander
    @opalander 4 года назад +1268

    *In jail*
    "I killed a man, you?"
    "I wanted to live."

    • @gabe8697
      @gabe8697 4 года назад +25

      optical wolve ....That’s not cool bro....

    • @jgloco2668
      @jgloco2668 4 года назад +3

      @@gabe8697 how do u know 😉😉😉

    • @gianieatpunani
      @gianieatpunani 4 года назад +1

      @@gabe8697 maybe if he said he eats ni**as

    • @bricks4469
      @bricks4469 4 года назад

      @@jgloco2668 nice

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 4 года назад

      You mean prison

  • @ramongolding4076
    @ramongolding4076 4 года назад +888

    Drafted guy: what about my wife and kids ?
    Army: we didnt issue them to you so you dont need them.

  • @DenTehSand
    @DenTehSand 2 года назад +10

    The algorithm has a sick sense of humour

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 года назад

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @doggo7708
    @doggo7708 4 года назад +5045

    Some guy: women should be drafted too
    Feminists: aight imma head out

  • @lemonadelemon1960
    @lemonadelemon1960 4 года назад +2381

    Interviewer: it says here you have a felony
    “Yes”
    Interviewer” what for?”
    “I didn’t want to die”

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 года назад +38

      US Military is the safest to serve in as of 2019.

    • @kanyewest_vevo
      @kanyewest_vevo 4 года назад +103

      Spartan_0f_rom3 that would be the swiss

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 года назад +26

      @@kanyewest_vevo bruh we arent deployed in combat zones rn, we pulled out of iraq and Afghanistan

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 года назад +6

      @Phillip S there hasnt been a draft since the 70's

    • @PointofNoReturn-pt7yl
      @PointofNoReturn-pt7yl 4 года назад +15

      @Phillip S and either be shot as a suspected spy or shot for treason.

  • @NotoriousConor
    @NotoriousConor 2 года назад +2

    Great time to get this video recommended 😃

  • @Conor_gillen6685
    @Conor_gillen6685 2 года назад +4

    Gonna need this soon

  • @chelz7373
    @chelz7373 4 года назад +1077

    me: clicks on this video
    my FBI agent: 👀

    • @tysone1254
      @tysone1254 4 года назад +1

      Ya Girl C u have an FBI agent??!!

    • @seamoney8807
      @seamoney8807 4 года назад +22

      Everyone has an FBI agent smart one even you

    • @tysone1254
      @tysone1254 4 года назад +3

      Lemongenez ooh nice

    • @stunks9975
      @stunks9975 4 года назад +4

      FBI Agent:*Starts breathing hard*

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 4 года назад +1

      @@seamoney8807 yeah no doubt, half the people in America are FBI agents watching the other half 😂

  • @pokerio6162
    @pokerio6162 4 года назад +2857

    The solution here is to say
    “I’m pregnant” even tho I’m a guy

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 4 года назад +99

      Just say your a transgender

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 года назад +35

      Raito Dante bro it’s the internet nobody cares about grammar

    • @yahirfrommusescore8959
      @yahirfrommusescore8959 4 года назад +4

      @@mikeyadams Tell that to the English teachers that are online.

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 года назад +4

      YSAS this is our domain. I don’t have to explain squat

    • @mikeyadams
      @mikeyadams 4 года назад +17

      SSJaye gender equality 👌🏻

  • @fuqinpan6334
    @fuqinpan6334 6 месяцев назад +7

    I will say no to war

  • @billd7453
    @billd7453 7 месяцев назад +4

    Last time we had a drafted military! It didn't work out so well!

  • @JonnyLin7
    @JonnyLin7 4 года назад +3133

    Infographics: “That means less than 2% of draft dodgers were significantly punished”
    Me: “I like those odds.”

    • @ashtonbrush9246
      @ashtonbrush9246 4 года назад +109

      Jon Dunn with my luck, I’d get charged

    • @aurorab4553
      @aurorab4553 4 года назад +36

      Never tell me the odds

    • @sealv2518
      @sealv2518 4 года назад +110

      “I like those odds”
      *Goes into the 2%*

    • @wrenvan4783
      @wrenvan4783 4 года назад +19

      I think that today’s technology would enable a very high prosecution rate of a felony crime! But go ahead and enjoy this country and it’s freedom and let someone else take your place!

    • @katocs
      @katocs 4 года назад +97

      @@wrenvan4783 If youre forced to risk your life just to live in freedom, its not really a great country

  • @Aneuo
    @Aneuo 4 года назад +2146

    *let’s just act like this getting recommended is not a coincidence*

    • @gymsserver2970
      @gymsserver2970 4 года назад +27

      It cuz more people are searching it up and causing traffic on this vid. So yt's algorithm recommends it

    • @micaharnett00
      @micaharnett00 4 года назад +7

      Seriously that's what I was thinking

    • @starry_impression
      @starry_impression 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, I'm not even American and still got it recommended.

    • @therealesj
      @therealesj 4 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @mrsharpe267
      @mrsharpe267 4 года назад +2

      Yo, that’s scary

  • @Batron99
    @Batron99 2 года назад +2

    So I got this in my recommendations huh. perfect timing

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 6 месяцев назад +5

    My uncle dodged the army draft for the Vietnam war by taking the draft papers to the Air Force and asking if they could take him instead.
    He still flew medial choppers, but at least he wasn’t infantry

  • @somsproductions2089
    @somsproductions2089 4 года назад +1232

    If I’m not old enough to buy cigarettes or alcohol then I’m not old enough to serve.

    • @junjunjamore7735
      @junjunjamore7735 4 года назад +167

      That's how 18 became the age for voting. Lots of young Boombers going "If we're old enough to die in war, we're old enough to vote."

    • @Gultiere
      @Gultiere 4 года назад +67

      If you’re in the military, you can buy tobacco at 18.

    • @spook1371
      @spook1371 4 года назад +6

      SOMS Productions thats bs how they passed that law😂

    • @calebchancey5127
      @calebchancey5127 4 года назад +44

      Kinda sad to die before atleast trying a drink

    • @PhilVillagerOffical
      @PhilVillagerOffical 4 года назад

      Faxts

  • @flaminghotcheetos4628
    @flaminghotcheetos4628 4 года назад +1481

    Me: mom I got drafted can I go?
    Mom: I need to talk to their parents first!

    • @clickbait3545
      @clickbait3545 4 года назад +1

      Pizza Boy It what I call a joke

    • @zyrus3080
      @zyrus3080 4 года назад +6

      @@clickbait3545 lol he deleted his reply i think

    • @clickbait3545
      @clickbait3545 4 года назад

      KZypher yeah lol

    • @sheshshesh2875
      @sheshshesh2875 4 года назад +6

      KZypher lol he has small pp thats why he deleted it

    • @shiooorii
      @shiooorii 4 года назад +2

      Is your mom named Karen?

  • @user-et8dh9yw4z
    @user-et8dh9yw4z 4 месяца назад +4

    Imagine being forced to back someone else’s beef💀

  • @lukesewell1312
    @lukesewell1312 2 года назад +2

    My Grandfather was drafted along with his brother in Vietnam, my Grandpa came back his brother didnt, years later he moved to Canada and met a draft dodger, my Grandpa never had a good thing to say about him and always looked down on him.

  • @randalftheblack2572
    @randalftheblack2572 4 года назад +765

    Didn't know Elvis was blonde and his parents were black..
    Learn something new every day..

    • @aronmcevoy8450
      @aronmcevoy8450 3 года назад +88

      Well he was naturally blonde but his parents definitely weren’t black

    • @jacknasty6940
      @jacknasty6940 3 года назад +2

      😂 😂 😂

    • @kazuki3146
      @kazuki3146 3 года назад +10

      @@aronmcevoy8450 cap

    • @aronmcevoy8450
      @aronmcevoy8450 3 года назад +8

      @@kazuki3146 look it up

    • @yeetteet3739
      @yeetteet3739 3 года назад +13

      @@kazuki3146 he’s about the whitest person I’ve seen in a while, his parents are 100 percent not black

  • @hellothere-xz7kf
    @hellothere-xz7kf 4 года назад +1084

    So like umm
    *is this a sign?*

    • @issy785
      @issy785 4 года назад +2

      Boi Test me read the comments and tell me what u think

    • @Allelujah.Haptism
      @Allelujah.Haptism 4 года назад +1

      I hope not

    • @sledner5738
      @sledner5738 4 года назад

      Idk bro

    • @spiderninja0614
      @spiderninja0614 4 года назад +3

      Its unlikely, we have 1.3 million active duty, and 800k reserve, so I doubt it, only time we would if we lost lots and lots and lots of troops, but the only way the draft will be active if all the government officials agree which last time it was brought up it was a 71% no

    • @seasoned8273
      @seasoned8273 4 года назад +2

      Si cuh

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 2 года назад +1

    I got a letter saying I had to register for Selective Service (I already had.) Kicker was I got it WHILE serving in the US Navy, and it was addressed to me “Onboard USS ________” I gave it to my XO who laughed and said he’d take care of it. Never had a problem after that…..

  • @Craterfist
    @Craterfist 2 года назад +13

    Why would I fight and die for a corporatist government that doesn't represent me?

  • @flackomar2333
    @flackomar2333 4 года назад +672

    U.S: War tensions
    RUclips: *Recommendations Intensifies*

  • @justzedd8430
    @justzedd8430 4 года назад +821

    Army: Y'all wanna join the army?
    Me: Nah fam, im grounded

    • @passivegiant2708
      @passivegiant2708 4 года назад +46

      Air Force: Not for long!

    • @ECnations
      @ECnations 4 года назад +3

      @@passivegiant2708 😂👏🏾

    • @omarbarrios3420
      @omarbarrios3420 4 года назад +5

      Nah I got a bone spur

    • @Lude5
      @Lude5 4 года назад +1

      Well after you join it you might get grounded

    • @SaucyTrashh
      @SaucyTrashh 4 года назад +3

      I’m not 18🕺🏾

  • @dbond0018
    @dbond0018 7 месяцев назад +7

    I have all respect for veterans and those who sacrified when this country was worth it. It isnt any longer.

  • @dogguyful
    @dogguyful 2 года назад

    Cool videos, thanks👌👌👍👍🙏🙏

  • @justlight.
    @justlight. 4 года назад +579

    "Recommended for you"
    Me: Ahhhhh perfect timing

    • @2lbs
      @2lbs 4 года назад

      “Lil lump on his head” that’s lil pumps cousin

  • @lock1down__294
    @lock1down__294 4 года назад +2098

    Me -has a 0.8 gpa
    -USA army allow me to introduce myself

    • @CouldBeSleep1577
      @CouldBeSleep1577 4 года назад +123

      US Marines: What's your favorite flavor crayon J NINJA we have all you can eat.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 4 года назад +30

      @@CouldBeSleep1577 the ASVAB standards are higher for the USMC....but we sure do like our crayons. So what does that say about soldiers.

    • @ramarblood7697
      @ramarblood7697 4 года назад +18

      More like Marine corps, they would consider you a genius.

    • @strunchshag6129
      @strunchshag6129 4 года назад +7

      So a high GPA means no military?

    • @_Abjuranax_
      @_Abjuranax_ 4 года назад +42

      People with high GPA's in the military are called Officers.

  • @eyeofthescar6890
    @eyeofthescar6890 6 месяцев назад +1

    My dad made go to the post office as soon as I turned 18 to do it. Kind of a proud moment from him because he worked there.

  • @dakotacalder9642
    @dakotacalder9642 2 года назад +2

    My grandpa was drafted into the Vietnam war and fought cancer for a long part of his life until he died December, 24th 2020. which was 7 days before his birthday

  • @triizzyahboi9640
    @triizzyahboi9640 4 года назад +342

    *person going into the US army* :
    “If ww3 starts, I’m dodging the draft”
    *RUclips Recommendations* :

    • @bensenboi9882
      @bensenboi9882 4 года назад +12

      You don't need to get drafted if you're already in the military

  • @mattbierly914
    @mattbierly914 4 года назад +530

    Persons who’s been drafted: *kills themselves to avoid dying in war*
    Government: hm, wasn’t expecting that one

    • @Deusemais526
      @Deusemais526 4 года назад +12

      Gen z And millenials in nuts

    • @alicem7656
      @alicem7656 4 года назад +15

      Being suicidal is considered mentally. Ill that would disqualify for military service, But also the person loses some rights like the right to bear arms

    • @Magma09
      @Magma09 4 года назад

      what's the difference?

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +1

      Bug brain time

    • @suspiciousguy2974
      @suspiciousguy2974 4 года назад

      huh... what a suprise

  • @Non-ToxicGeekery-eo5ws
    @Non-ToxicGeekery-eo5ws 6 месяцев назад +4

    I'm in the military but I believe it should always and forever be a personal choice to join no matter what. I will support anyone who wants to dodge.

  • @regretchoices
    @regretchoices День назад +5

    gg’s im turning 21 this monday and i think i’ll get drafted sometime later

  • @ijay4207
    @ijay4207 4 года назад +1555

    When the war starts and then the announcer said:
    “Shut up, clock in, and load up.”
    Edit: thx for the spelling mistake

    • @neezee8726
      @neezee8726 4 года назад +4

      Angry* not Angery lol😂

    • @anime-kun9231
      @anime-kun9231 4 года назад +9

      Angery Emoji ima trick shot them

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 4 года назад +8

      @@neezee8726 You forgot to put a period at the end of your sentence.

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 4 года назад +4

      @@neezee8726 I think you mean laugh out loud idiot.

    • @zapwag
      @zapwag 4 года назад +8

      When you drop in Iran and hear "rangers, lead the way"

  • @masterjar1691
    @masterjar1691 4 года назад +2355

    Im pretty sure everyone is here for the same reason after today’s news 🤣

    • @angryapeyeet2906
      @angryapeyeet2906 4 года назад

      Master Jar what news

    • @steinsbarry9490
      @steinsbarry9490 4 года назад +15

      @@angryapeyeet2906 ww3

    • @AmauriXI59
      @AmauriXI59 4 года назад +6

      Nah im one of the few that saw this a month prior lol

    • @_baki-hanma_
      @_baki-hanma_ 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @mellow9700
      @mellow9700 4 года назад

      Yay I might be going to war but idk cuz I'm pretty young

  • @ralphghost820
    @ralphghost820 2 года назад

    Well the new challenge shown is quite good one

  • @taxi7942
    @taxi7942 2 года назад +14

    sooo we all here?

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 4 года назад +2648

    Dodging the draft: DEAD
    Answering the draft: DEAD

    • @RatChad
      @RatChad 4 года назад +18

      Mark as read😉

    • @aelitah6558
      @aelitah6558 4 года назад +4

      Novella I’ve seen your most recent and I’ve learnt a lot especially since my topic is WW1-WW2

    • @why-hf6gc
      @why-hf6gc 4 года назад

      @@Novella1 it's okay

    • @Novella1
      @Novella1 4 года назад +3

      exbella Nice! Thanks for watching! :)

    • @aelitah6558
      @aelitah6558 4 года назад +2

      Novella UwU no problem (new subscriber) ,Can’t wait to see you grow!

  • @hemifoo4427
    @hemifoo4427 4 года назад +979

    Got a letter in the mail:
    Letter: Go to WAR or go to JAIL

    • @JoseGonzalez-lt9kr
      @JoseGonzalez-lt9kr 4 года назад +69

      Jail

    • @0Ploxx
      @0Ploxx 4 года назад +21

      Gulagamo bay

    • @muiscnight
      @muiscnight 4 года назад +7

      That has to be in a song

    • @deltasquadleader1580
      @deltasquadleader1580 4 года назад +6

      Simple, I didn't get the letter🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @normansyarif
      @normansyarif 4 года назад +46

      You have a higher possibility to stay alive if you decide to go to jail instead of war

  • @larryspiller6633
    @larryspiller6633 Год назад +1

    Dodging the draft was almost a national pastime for many. Most just went along with it or found ways to get in a uniform and type of duty they wanted. Guard, reserves and other ways. Go 2 counties over and join the Air force instead of getting drafted into the Army for Vietnam. Might have had to enlist for longer but you were punching your own ticket. For the most part enough served where and when needed.