"Stay home and play video games, dont worry about anything else, any problem that you have today, will still be a problem tomorrow, but if its a problem tomorrow, you dont have to worry about it for today."
@@themattissue the problem is not being able to see how to solve the problem even a little day by day, every action you take creates problems of their own or even worse nothing at all, like fighting fog...
Lmao I literally said this to someone the other day. For the mentally ill or autistic, we have always been excluded from society (not by choice). Normies are freaking out, but the rest of us lmao have been doing it for years.
Same. I'm an autistic, shut-in, NEET with OCD so when Quarantine started I just thought, "Now you're in my world, bitch! I've been here for years!". And truly, nothing changed for me beyond having to wear a mask for when I absolutely had to leave (Doctor's appointments and the like)
"any problem you have today, is still gonna be a problem tomorrow, and if it's a problem tomorrow you dont have to worry about it today every single day and eventually those problems will go away" -asmongold-
As another wise man once said, sometimes you write in your journal, sometimes you go to the park and walk your dog on a Monday morning with your cup of venti sized mocha frappe then come home and play some WoW after you pay the phone bill and catch the latest Boku No Hero Academia while eating salmon and rice in the living room while wearing your bath robe.
I have been a NEET for half a decade now, and when I've finally picked up the strength and resolve to actually make some changes in my life, the fucking Corona quarantine happens. Fate really is a cruel mistress.
You left out the part about peeing in discarded water bottles to save yourself trips to the bathroom, stowing food away in case your parents have guests over, and only walking when you need to go and get more snacks as a countermeasure to dying from DVT.
Probably ironic. He was in college and employed at the IRS for several years while in school. Now he's a multi-millionaire. He's never really been a NEET.
I think its both tbh aswell x its very esay to just sit back, relax and not give a shit about washing and personal grooming when there are far more fun things to do etc. Joking about it makes it more acceptable. Thats just my guess, since i do the same thing sometimes myself.
When you are forced into isolation because of Corona virus, but that just makes your life better because now you have the world's best excuse to play games all day. *shrugs*
at first i didnt worry too much but the people in my circle keep worrying so much and hearing that people die to corona too made me a little paranoid lately. idk if i'm worrying too much i mean i stay at home most of the time anyway but what if i got infected a few weeks ago when schools hadn't closed yet? 🤔 man fuck corona, stay safe everyone
@@rrrrr0_ people die to something stupid like cough or cold aswell... You'll never die to corona unless you're old or extremely weak. People just overreact and panic.
REJOICE as gamers we have prepared for this moment from years of playing 15 hours a day on the computer! Now is the time to RISE UP (sit down) and use our techniques we have been honing for many years.... Finally being antisocial is paying off! We shall conquer this epidemic with sheer determination and commitment.
Until y'all have to leave your mother's basement to get taco bell or Wendys, or to the store for more microwavable pizza bites. Then you guys are screwed.
i must say i have watched you for alot of years, and sorry for my spelling since i have dyslexia and im swedish. but anyway iam 26y/o today. and ive been looking at you for over the past 5+ years, i love you >Zack. never stop beeing who you are. thats what inspiers me to always be me. love from just another dude in his room.
chad richards stfu u obvously have to low iq to get what he really was saying, the qualities asmon has, his confidence and forcoming personality im pretty sure he meant that..
@@namiraofthehunt2606 My ex had half her hair red and the other green, it was key to her anti social skills. When you look bat shit Harley Quinn crazy, people tend to avoid you naturally, lmao
Thank you for this important update. I cannot explain how happy seeing your face in my recommendations made me. This is vital, critical news that you are bringing to the nation and goddamn it's good to see your face in these trying times, soldier.
About the answering phone calls and texting back, I have a remark.It's always best to ignore those messages and reply to them around midnight, that way the person calling won't be upset that you ignored him for too long, but it will also be too late for him to invite you or pressure you into going to his event which has mostly likely passed or is the next day, but since you knew about too late you have no time to "prepare" and wont be attending
creativelogic9 Hmm I am not sure what it is neither but obviously a lot of people love him so I will take that answer. Cool man glad y’all have someone y’all like watching. 👍
I was starting to forget why I loved watching asmon so much until I got 45 seconds into this video. I know this is probably just another comment lost in the void but whatever. I've been in situations where I've had to take two steps back, shut everything down for abit and reflect. I hope you're able to make the changes you want and I'm looking forward to see where the stream goes when you get back. Twitch ain't been the same without you bud.
@@valdranne No, that's definitely "The Last Starfighter" Asmon is talking about. WarGames is the one with the government nuclear missile defense program that likes to play chess with people.
LOVE THIS LOL... keep up the great content.. i saw you're 42 min vid on twit .. take all the time you need.. do it for you...you deserve it man... the true followers and supporters will understand and support you on that... i hope to see you back soon and can't wait for the REAL zac.... kayfabe asmongold .... it's gonna be great!
Here we are. Years and years of training to cope with social anxiety has left us with the tools to survive the apocalypse. The last lifeform on earth wont be cockroaches. It will be people who look and smell like shit.
Im pretty sure that any virus that enters his room just immediately dies.
The Virus' vs. Mold vs. Bacteria.. microscopic Sci-fi Wardom
His immune system is trained to handle corona like it is nothing...
Anything besides Zach that enters his lair dies immediately. Even his mom and girlfriend have much trouble being there for any length of time
Holdin McGroin bs he is immune to all he goes away and this happens mmmhmmm he cleaned his room WE WARNED YOU
Corona enters Asmons Lair
JOJO theme starts playing
Quarantine day 4: I've been in my room for 7 months now
best internet comment for today
That's true for me believe it or not XD
@@ThePussyDestroyer69. you haven't left in months? Are you ok
Im the 1 thousanth like...thank me later.
Shut up normie
"Stay home and play video games, dont worry about anything else, any problem that you have today, will still be a problem tomorrow, but if its a problem tomorrow, you dont have to worry about it for today."
My survival guide ever since Burning Crusade released
@@amblyn8254 I stalked your profile for Burning Cursade videos, came away with a dank r&b playlist and peped memes. I regret nothing
@@chewy3141 lol im sorry for you having to witness it
@Dirt that's a sad fucking life.
@@Vertex-nm3ug It's literally true, dumbass. If you don't live by this, what do you live by?
ok gamers...we all trained for this moment to shine!
Or rather... hide the shine indoors
Too bad I need money and had to get a job
"Every problem you have today will be a problem tomorrow, and if it's a problem for tomorrow you don't have to worry about it today."
This is deep.
U high af
Kekk.93 Eh. You’re brain dead
There is a huge fallacy is his reasoning though: Problems get solved every day. It won't be a problem tomorrow if you actually try to solve it.
It is a fancy way of saying "I procrastinate a lot"
@@themattissue the problem is not being able to see how to solve the problem even a little day by day, every action you take creates problems of their own or even worse nothing at all, like fighting fog...
He was destined for this. He never knew it, but all his life was leading up to this one moment.
He no. WE!
He was "distanced" for this.
BIG TRUE
i can really relate too never partied in my whole life and im 28
i think the same
Lmao I literally said this to someone the other day. For the mentally ill or autistic, we have always been excluded from society (not by choice). Normies are freaking out, but the rest of us lmao have been doing it for years.
Same. I'm an autistic, shut-in, NEET with OCD so when Quarantine started I just thought, "Now you're in my world, bitch! I've been here for years!". And truly, nothing changed for me beyond having to wear a mask for when I absolutely had to leave (Doctor's appointments and the like)
Extroverts:
Introverts: YOU’RE IN MY DOMAIN NOW.
Extroverts getting so desperate for attention they are licking toilet seats.
Imagine being an extrovert LOL.
@@merritt2014 imagine being out there and thinking that everyone wants to f with you and make fun of you, looser
@@MC-kk8wx Tf you talking about
*dark souls music starts*
The unkept hair. The Grease. The blanket. He's returned
our lord .. the one and only :D
be nice to our lord or he will hiatus us more
How does the hair get like that? Is it sweat? Or grease from not showering?
@@ahdasick From not showering.
He is the one as chosen by the prophecy. Humanity will be saved.
Finally a TED Talk worth a damn.
Bill Gates has entered the chat.
Big Lumbo Haha he funded it
I mean, James Veitch was good.
"any problem you have today, is still gonna be a problem tomorrow, and if it's a problem tomorrow you dont have to worry about it today every single day and eventually those problems will go away" -asmongold-
Golden quote
Words of foolishness
this is so weird that everything he said is actually accurate.
It's almost as if hes speaking from experience
@@dogman5791 he almost fully is.
@@seashore0015 really?
@@dogman5791 oh oh oh my man, if you knew
What he says gets realer for the US each day
I don't understand why so many people are "practicing" social distancing. World of Warcraft gamers have has this skill mastered for years
The normies shall never know the taste of true power! 💪💪
Agreed. Plus, i think gaming is the answer to cure or stop spreading the virus rofl.
As a swede you are born with it. Kinda sad tho hahaha
@@xenomorph6-_gaming If im gonna look like this id rather put a bullet in my head and end it myself.
Mastered since 2007
As a wise man once said, "Sometimes you get it, sometimes you get got."
Vyces *sometimes you get and sometimes you get got*
Game of thrones wasn’t that bad...
sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't.
As another wise man once said, sometimes you write in your journal, sometimes you go to the park and walk your dog on a Monday morning with your cup of venti sized mocha frappe then come home and play some WoW after you pay the phone bill and catch the latest Boku No Hero Academia while eating salmon and rice in the living room while wearing your bath robe.
and in this case, you might get both at the same time
While they were out practicing premarital sex, we were learning of the blade. And now that the demons are in the streets, they come and ask for help.
We condition our immune system through not showering
never picking up the phone and responding 24-72 hours later is what ive been doing for years
how the tables have tabled
How the turntables
how the turns have tabled
How the selbat have tabled
Corona enters Asmons Lair
Corona also wondering why boss music has started playing
Corona uses infect bloodstream
It's not very effective
Foolish Corona, you cannot fight this dungeon without a full raid.
Asmon immune to all Corona abilities
Corona enteres asmongold house.
"Why do i hear boss music?"
LOL Corona was trying to Solo Raid......
I have been a NEET for half a decade now, and when I've finally picked up the strength and resolve to actually make some changes in my life, the fucking Corona quarantine happens. Fate really is a cruel mistress.
Fate isn't a Mistress, it's a Monster.
I feel like this video has potential to get recomended in 5-10 years so i’ll be waiting for that with these tips
If the algorithm more or less stay the same, even your children will see
bump
Stiff twix bitch 😎
People will think its 100% serious lmaoo
4 months later I already got this on my recommended
Ima tell my kids this is Jordan Peterson
I exhaled slightly more air out of my nose than usual.
lmao
Erik Gustafsson But this is actually Jordan Peterson right?
"Whatever you do, don't clean your room"
Hahaha
"Maybe almost in your thirties." Oh, how naive.
You left out the part about peeing in discarded water bottles to save yourself trips to the bathroom, stowing food away in case your parents have guests over, and only walking when you need to go and get more snacks as a countermeasure to dying from DVT.
I have not reached such a state
StickMantid i have. It is awesome.
You also forgot one should stock up on weed.
I resonate with this comment.
@@trollzynisaacjohan1793 weed is so cool btw haHAA
I'm not even sure if he is being ironic or just being himself at this point.
I think himself :)
He's a master of being ambiguous whether he's serious or joking about pretty much everything he's saying, hence the ammount of hating redditors
tdof mate it's ambiguous
Probably ironic. He was in college and employed at the IRS for several years while in school. Now he's a multi-millionaire. He's never really been a NEET.
I think its both tbh aswell x its very esay to just sit back, relax and not give a shit about washing and personal grooming when there are far more fun things to do etc. Joking about it makes it more acceptable. Thats just my guess, since i do the same thing sometimes myself.
This is literally like that episode of Spongebob where he decides to stay indoors and becomes friends with a napkin, a chip and a penny.
Matthew Létourneau hahaha nice
Nice profile pic lol, thats my old one.
Accurate lmao
The gang's all here
Used* napkin
"Any problem that you have today will still be a problem tomorrow, and if it's a problem for tomorrow you don't have to think about it today."
"Hunger that you have today will still be a hunger tomorrow, and if it's a hunger for tomorrow you don't have to eat today."
This guy should start a World of Warcraft live-stream.
Search "Asmongold" on twitch
@@defendersofthevalley6845 its a joke
@@defendersofthevalley6845 HAHHAHA
Defenders of The Valley god have mercy on your soul
@@defendersofthevalley6845 Do we hit him with the whoosh tho
"THE NEETS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH" -Asmongold
@Dingle Stingle You do realize he is rich right? He supports his parents.
what’s a neet?
@@BrandonRKD i dont think he understand what it means to have 50k + on your stream every day and 100k+ occasionally
@Dingle Stingle bro he already looks the part. LOL
"The neet shall inherit the Earth", works better, that way it's direct echo of Sean Bean's famous quote from 3600BC.
Coronavirus put on 3 week quarantine after entering Asmon's Lair.
The Last Starfighter! I remember that movie!
i think it was more like, "ill be back to streaming in about 7-10 days," - Asmongold 3 weeks ago.
This was a superb guide!
You just turned my lifes issues into a craft
@Morrorwind Woah
Now mine it.
The legend himself
"I do actually, I'm gonna eat some after this" That smile lmfao
Leave asmonhaired alone!
@@KackfeeLP that was a compliment though
The almost 30 part hit hard. Gonna have to postpone thinking about that til tomorrow.
Same.
That problem will resolve itself tomorrow, or eventually. Once you hit 50
He didn’t even mention lower 30’s 😐
@@torrok01 0:21 he made a "joke" about it at the start of the vid.
Why? it's a non-issue
Here before Asmongold reacts to this.
When you are forced into isolation because of Corona virus, but that just makes your life better because now you have the world's best excuse to play games all day. *shrugs*
I already went through Corona, but it´s annoying that it tires you out and you can´t play 24/7 :D
@@josefplacek4200 jeez, I hope you're okay. How bad was it?
@@darkmatterpancake9824 ofc? Its just a flu. Just slightly high temperature and cough... the tiredness was the worst part.
at first i didnt worry too much but the people in my circle keep worrying so much and hearing that people die to corona too made me a little paranoid lately. idk if i'm worrying too much i mean i stay at home most of the time anyway but what if i got infected a few weeks ago when schools hadn't closed yet? 🤔 man fuck corona, stay safe everyone
@@rrrrr0_ people die to something stupid like cough or cold aswell... You'll never die to corona unless you're old or extremely weak. People just overreact and panic.
This actually inspired me to improve myself. Thank you, Zack.
This is the wierdest motivational video i ever watched.
Im amazed how he can record all of this with a single take / no edits.
It's because it's from heart.
The literal god strikes at his best. Best dude on the internet.
REJOICE as gamers we have prepared for this moment from years of playing 15 hours a day on the computer! Now is the time to RISE UP (sit down) and use our techniques we have been honing for many years.... Finally being antisocial is paying off! We shall conquer this epidemic with sheer determination and commitment.
But don't ever forget POSTURE CHECK
In the end only the gamers will remain.
The so much desired apocalypse its happening fellow gamers after 10+ years of waiting. Our dream came true !!! Gl Hf
Virgin simp... smh
Until y'all have to leave your mother's basement to get taco bell or Wendys, or to the store for more microwavable pizza bites. Then you guys are screwed.
The NEETs shall inherit the earth!
"Find a videogame you want to play all day, and all night, and do it"
i must say i have watched you for alot of years, and sorry for my spelling since i have dyslexia and im swedish. but anyway iam 26y/o today. and ive been looking at you for over the past 5+ years, i love you >Zack. never stop beeing who you are. thats what inspiers me to always be me. love from just another dude in his room.
I'm sorry you are swedish
jesus christ your life sucks if you inspire to be like this dude lol
@@chadrichards8930 aspire
@@chadrichards8930 I just told another Chad about how his name is overused, and look here, another fucking idiot named Chad.
chad richards stfu u obvously have to low iq to get what he really was saying, the qualities asmon has, his confidence and forcoming personality im pretty sure he meant that..
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"calling somebody, is an act of dominance"
Haha!!!
That is why my phone is on mute in the next room LOLZ
"We didn't realise we were making memories. We just know we were having fun." - Winnie the Pooh
Dude you’re so funny, thank you for this, you have made my day.
catsual Taco he’s joking, but not, at the same time
When Asmingold gets Covid 19 "the virus has self isolated"
Zack you made me laugh and really feel better about myself when I most needed it. Keep being you man, we appreciate it.
I'm glad to see you are in high enough spirits to make a video. I hope you and your family manage to stay safe during the outbreak.
I've been living like this for the past few years myself so i guess we win then. Very informative video Zack keep it up
as i sit here and watch this, i'm thinking : weather or not ye take this at face value or with a grain of salt, down the middle, this guy's a genius!
NEETS together strong! NEETS alone survive..
Goodluck my goodmen
See you on the other side!
You’re such a genuine person, it’s refreshing
HOW THE TURNTABLES
"Maybe almost in your thirties!" you are too kind xD
This man is actually the king of comedy
my sides are in orbit. love all of your videos, keep em up bro!
I've been training for this moment my entire life.
Namira of the Hunt judging by your pfp you’re not doing a very good job. makeup is a no go in these times of professional social distancing
@@dominic2196 I dissagre. I used to dye hair, and if you still doing all of other points it will work fine. Worked fine for me.
@@dominic2196 I'm in IT. No need to be around people. ;)
@@namiraofthehunt2606 My ex had half her hair red and the other green, it was key to her anti social skills.
When you look bat shit Harley Quinn crazy, people tend to avoid you naturally, lmao
@@samymasta ha! You're not wrong!
I feel honored that you are passing the art of being a manchild down to me, Grandmaster Asmonbald.
Thank you for this important update. I cannot explain how happy seeing your face in my recommendations made me. This is vital, critical news that you are bringing to the nation and goddamn it's good to see your face in these trying times, soldier.
This is the best video i have ever watched in my entire life.
Coronavirus: takes advantage of social interaction
Asmongold: *Im bout to end this mans whole career*
Can't wait for this garbage meme to die
Corona is neuter, heck it's not even living, so the meme makes no sense
The Chad Cruzaider thank you for ruining my fun :)
@@ablunt7176 It's an overused meme anyway, so eh
@@thechadcruzaider7864 And Chad is an overused name, does that make you worthless?
If only there was a STREAM i could watch while in social isolation.
2021: If only there was a STREAM i could watch while in social isolation
@@milhindor TRUE
About the answering phone calls and texting back, I have a remark.It's always best to ignore those messages and reply to them around midnight, that way the person calling won't be upset that you ignored him for too long, but it will also be too late for him to invite you or pressure you into going to his event which has mostly likely passed or is the next day, but since you knew about too late you have no time to "prepare" and wont be attending
lol.
I use the art of mute
@Bence Nagy that is an act of a functional human being. We don't do that.
"Sorry! Just now seeing this!"
the fucked up part is, sometime it really happens....and then other times it doesn't and you say fuck it lmao
Yo for real this has been the best video all year on RUclips. Can't wait for more content like this asmon
Gov: Stay home, practice social distancing.
Nerds + Cave dwellers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's more like
Nerds + Cave dwellers: Business as usual
If your actually happy about having to stay home because of a viral outbreak, I'm afraid you live a very sad life 😰
@@scrubfive9239 but we aren't sad, but happy!
@@scrubfive9239 who tf doesnt want to stay home? lol
@@amp4105 I personally, get bored af staying home. It's nice once in a while but I fail to understand the allure of being home 24 7
The apocalyptic Buddha.
Wise words from a veteran, Really needed in these sad times.
been utilizing these tips for around 3 years now and it has greatly boosted my ego in the gaming world
Damn I love to see you. I watched your other most recent video earlier today, and it made me miss you
" For the loser now will be later to win " - Bob Dylan
Reminds me of the tortoise and the hare aswell a little x
Thanx for making me/us laugh Zack, it was really needed. Hope you and yours are doing good. See you on the flipside
Kinda sad how this is probably the most comforting video on RUclips right now.
Asmon needs to do his part for humanity and start producing content again. This is gonna be a long 6+ months trapped inside.
I have never understood why anyone watched this guy. What is it about him that is appealing? Serious question so don’t get butt hurt.
creativelogic9 Hmm I am not sure what it is neither but obviously a lot of people love him so I will take that answer. Cool man glad y’all have someone y’all like watching. 👍
Mat Shepherd Hes relatable to some people idk
@@matshepherd118 says someone commenting on his obscure channel?
Skillful Cybernaut Yeah I don’t know neither.
I swear this is the cleanest part of his room i've ever seen.
Since he stopped playing wow his baldness decreased and his hygiene increased.
He probably put all the drinks and his left-overs at the corner and tricked you with the camera angles.
I was starting to forget why I loved watching asmon so much until I got 45 seconds into this video.
I know this is probably just another comment lost in the void but whatever. I've been in situations where I've had to take two steps back, shut everything down for abit and reflect. I hope you're able to make the changes you want and I'm looking forward to see where the stream goes when you get back. Twitch ain't been the same without you bud.
This man is saving lives.
That was the most relatable intro ever.
ASMON I NEED UR STREAMS TO COPE WITH THIS DX
good to see you going back to your roots and doing guides again
one of your funniest so far !
I’ve been practicing for this moment my whole life.
One of the greatest thinkers of our time.
I forgot how hilarious you are bro, much love can't wait for you to come back
my wife said you're her spirit animal, keep up the good work
"that 80's movie with the kid who played video games..." The Last Starfighter.
I thought he was talking about War Games
@@valdranne No, that's definitely "The Last Starfighter" Asmon is talking about. WarGames is the one with the government nuclear missile defense program that likes to play chess with people.
This is the time for you to stream, come back, the people need you
LOVE THIS LOL... keep up the great content.. i saw you're 42 min vid on twit .. take all the time you need.. do it for you...you deserve it man... the true followers and supporters will understand and support you on that... i hope to see you back soon and can't wait for the REAL zac.... kayfabe asmongold .... it's gonna be great!
The blanket is just fuckin perfect xD
I am so happy you are back, and more importantly back on track
Compared to me, he's such a rookie at this. Texts? Phone calls? huh? You're doing it wrong if you still get those!
I dont even receive snapstreak messages anymore.
If you're not suspected dead you are not a neet
@@don_keydiq If you don't suspect yourself to be a ghost, you're not a NEET
I'm just at the intro and it's already amazing
My goal is to get a remote position so I never have to leave the house again
Asmonorris has been representing for all of us introverted neckbeards for a long time, Glad your making videos on other great topics man!!
I have always called it "going Yoda" leave me alone on my own Dagobah for years and I will be fine.
Here we are.
Years and years of training to cope with social anxiety has left us with the tools to survive the apocalypse. The last lifeform on earth wont be cockroaches. It will be people who look and smell like shit.
HAHAHHAHAHHA
Priceless tips. Thank you master.
The legend that Salzman once foretold of has returned! The one true wielder of Classic's Sword of a Thousand Truths. 🤺