“Mein Furher, we have no fuel.” “Alright, we Sealion then Barbarossa, the Allies will be so surprised they won’t realize our tanks are running on a pipedream.”
I’m sure I’ve never seen a game where all the Mongolian mech was encircled at the start of Barb. Literally never heard of it. Straight up impossible. …that is, if he could micro the side of a barn.
Mongolia... mechanized... Something about this doesn't seem to add up. I mean, of course, Mongolia is just filled to the brim with natural resources. It's such a technologically advanced nation with huge, sprawling, cities. Yet, something still doesn't feel right.
German Supply Liaison: Our fuel reserves aren’t in the best situation, but we’ll give you much needed fuel to maintain your war effort. You’d let us know if you don’t need anymore, right? Spanish Nationalist Quartermaster: Sorry couldn’t hear you over the waterfall of excess foreign fuel we’re dumping every day. *Some Significant Time Earlier* German Officer: Italy, its time to intervene in the Spanish Civil War! Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Five more days….. just five more…. Zzzzzzz *Some Significant Time Later* German Officer: Italy, its time to invade France! Gather on the border! Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Ten more days…. The French aren’t going anywhere…. Zzzzzz
I would've loved hearing the allies explain how close they kept coming to completely annihilating your army with what would've been some awesome encirclements and continually being just barely thwarted
8:10 “We’re gonna listen to German marching music as we defeat the enemy!” I find it hilarious that he puts on the same song that plays in CoD World at War as you fight over the Reichstag
Germany: "Allright, here's another shipment. Where do you need it?" Spain: "Oh, yeah, I actually don't have room for any more oil. I'm at max capacity" Germany: "... Then why have I been sending it to you? And why am I still giving it to you??" Spain: *begins emptying the barrel into the ocean* "I was actually wondering that myself"
Wait why did this just show up in my notifications as recommended? I thought you only got notifications for like newer stuff, was excited that Bo had released another video so soon lol
German generals: Sir, we’re getting pushed by the American and British forces, we have no reserves, they’re sometimes faster than us, we are losing this war. Bokoen: The sheer will of German, Italian, Hungarian, Romanian, Bulgarian, Spanish people will push them!
Lol, Bo was larping as Hitler at the end there. He is drawing grand battle plans hoping for a final victory, meanwhile entire German divisions are being encircle and are surrendering to the Allies.
"yeah yeah yeah this is the Bulge." When did this become The Battle of The Bulge with the Panzer lied in the background, all we need now is for Germany to be pushing with modern tanks and it would be movie accurate.
Bro whats with Bo being like "Alright Naval invasion time lets dedicate the entire army and airforce" (gets fucking rolled and loses the game half an hour later)
7:55 is the start of the greatest Bo mental breakdown ever. Him, explaining how the Axis isn't going to lose the war, while listening to the German marching music made me laugh way more then it should have.
This game showed the real problem with the Hoi4/ the mod, Japan just doesn't matter much. A damn near perfect Japan game, capped India early, dumpstered the rest of the Allies in Asia, attacked the Soviets in 1942 and yet the Axis still lost.
If I remember this game correctly, the Allies were able to make such a strong DDay because Japan did well at the start, but then lost its entire navy, so Allies could ignore it, save for their land operations.
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Sorry for not uploading for like a week.
make college pay for it.
No
Not sorry😎😎
🗿
It's fine man, I honestly didn't even feel a difference.
“Mein Furher, we have no fuel.”
“Alright, we Sealion then Barbarossa, the Allies will be so surprised they won’t realize our tanks are running on a pipedream.”
The SHEER WILL of the German people keeps the tanks running
@Daedalus ...Sealion, has run out of fuel, the tank are in Birmingham and they are getting stabbed to death
@@joyu2105 *slowly twitchingly removes glasses*
@Daedalus Mein Fuhrer while we Sealioned the allies Invaded in Hannover! They intercepted the convoys.
@@B3rten Make Steiners counter attack Hannover
*German transports delivering fuel to Spain* "Last shipment right?"
*Spain dumping a barrel of oil into the ocean* "we may need more..."
"-What do you mean by more?"
"-The ocean is still blue"
"We're going to counter attack with every single German unit available"
"Okay they all died" XD
average real time length of a 1945 german offensive
There’s always a emphasis on willpower in these episodes, but what about an emphasis on the will to live?
This is Hoi4, there is no will to live
no will to live just and iron will of defence agains the material and manpower of the allies
what about will to chance
Sometimes even the will to live escapes soldiers, people become tired.
If you play hoi4, you never had a life
Germany: *Does a super late Barbarossa.*
The Allies: "I'm about to end this man's whole career.".
Germamy
Germommy
Germamma
To all who are making the jokes, you can stop. I fixed the spelling & now it's correct.
@@liladoodle germomy
I think we can all appreciate that Bo edited this after being held hostage by golden for 10 hours
Still can’t believe college pussied out at the end tho, we could have seen the longest game in history
@@snandrew6094 he started coping the moment he learned the axis had like 30 working nuclear reactors :P
@@Niylark sauce?
@@ub8id150 their last hoi stream. I think golden was the only one streaming at that point
@@Niylark thanks so much
Btw got a link?
The dialogue from D-day until end was the actual conversations of the Furher bunker
This, some A tier meme RP-ing there including the marching music's lol
@@GundamReviver Drowns out the bombing raids
If the northern front encircle the allies army, everything will be alright
Its always a good sign when the Manchurian delegation asks mussolini to play counterstrike rather than participate in the spanish civil war.
blasting erika and then just causelly saying "i am forming the SS" was peak RP
I'll have you know that was Panzerlied being blasted at that point :)
Just have to wait for Steiner to counterattack
@@Bokoen1 Even better!
Oy vey!
Regardless of whether Bo wins or loses, you always know you'll have more fun on his side
"I've seen worse, I've definitely seen worse."
Adolf when he learns that 400,000 German soldiers just died in France.
Well, I mean it isn't UNtrue
360 000 cascualties - not great, not terrible.
I mean thats only slightly more than the historical number of a bit over 300,000
@@wouterkessel4852 The historical number was 30,000, not 300
@@personhuman2239 you mean not 300,000?
I’m sure I’ve never seen a game where all the Mongolian mech was encircled at the start of Barb. Literally never heard of it. Straight up impossible.
…that is, if he could micro the side of a barn.
huh, never seen you on one of these, nothing wrong, just odd seeing someone recognizable on a place I would least expect.
TF2 collab with Bokoen & Friends when?
He's so bad at micro, he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
Drip or drown hoi addition when?
Mongolia... mechanized...
Something about this doesn't seem to add up. I mean, of course, Mongolia is just filled to the brim with natural resources. It's such a technologically advanced nation with huge, sprawling, cities. Yet, something still doesn't feel right.
*Daddy Bo uploads*
“Sorry babe I can’t come over tonight”
Im playin games baby
German Supply Liaison: Our fuel reserves aren’t in the best situation, but we’ll give you much needed fuel to maintain your war effort. You’d let us know if you don’t need anymore, right?
Spanish Nationalist Quartermaster: Sorry couldn’t hear you over the waterfall of excess foreign fuel we’re dumping every day.
*Some Significant Time Earlier*
German Officer: Italy, its time to intervene in the Spanish Civil War!
Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Five more days….. just five more…. Zzzzzzz
*Some Significant Time Later*
German Officer: Italy, its time to invade France! Gather on the border!
Italian Officer: zzzzzz…. Ten more days…. The French aren’t going anywhere…. Zzzzzz
Bo Sealion: We never wanted to capture London, we just did special operations to distract them from our main attack
Bo Copemine 1
Future historians will explain how the Ruhr Pocket occurred due to Spanish nationalists inhaling excess German fuel.
And the generals weren’t looking
In classic Romanian style. It's a Romance Language thing.
The spaniards wanted to become aboriginals
I loved when the music kicked in and bo was going "oh no no no no.." great moment
The struggles of the BoReich continue to show itself
Thanks
That was like, the most systematically sound game for the axis just to be destroyed by the onslaught of the allies in one fell swoop
*music intensifies*
"Alright, we're forming the SS."
I about died, lol
I would've loved hearing the allies explain how close they kept coming to completely annihilating your army with what would've been some awesome encirclements and continually being just barely thwarted
this felt like the western front 1944-45 in a nutshell, from falaise to the elbe
8:10 “We’re gonna listen to German marching music as we defeat the enemy!” I find it hilarious that he puts on the same song that plays in CoD World at War as you fight over the Reichstag
So epic that history larped this encirclement.
5:38 Actual German High Command circa 1944 as the Allies invaded Normandy.
Never clicked off a Carl Wheezer ASMR video so fast......
What? The r34 guy?
You win...lmao
Germany: "Allright, here's another shipment. Where do you need it?"
Spain: "Oh, yeah, I actually don't have room for any more oil. I'm at max capacity"
Germany: "... Then why have I been sending it to you? And why am I still giving it to you??"
Spain: *begins emptying the barrel into the ocean* "I was actually wondering that myself"
"D-Day! D-Day, D-Day D-Day!"
Well, Swimmy got his long belated wish
yeah but unlike swimmy bo was able to hold his units and maneuver his units
I think Bo won he just didn’t want us to see Steiner’s great counter attack
The americans are watching, he cant risk leaking the details of the steiner counter attack
"We will hold on the Elbe and the Czech forts." The words of a winning German leader if I've ever heard them.
8:01 this suddenly turned very historical
Wait why did this just show up in my notifications as recommended? I thought you only got notifications for like newer stuff, was excited that Bo had released another video so soon lol
I can imagine Spain just pouring oil into the river saying “we’re saving it for later”
German army gets surrounded
Not to worry we are still flying half an army.
I FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED more bokoen videos and streams.
Can't wait for the game they played the other day to get turned into like 3 episodes, it was one of the greatest games they ever played
Haven’t seen this bad of an ensiege mode by bo in a long time
German generals: Sir, we’re getting pushed by the American and British forces, we have no reserves, they’re sometimes faster than us, we are losing this war.
Bokoen: The sheer will of German, Italian, Hungarian, Romanian, Bulgarian, Spanish people will push them!
And finnish! Can't forget the finnish XD
I always love these desperate defenses with the continued hope rather than a steam roll on either side or a pure stalemate, great vid
The constant fall back lines was hilarious, this was a great video
How this episode started so badly, then went well for a bit, there was some hope, and then the ending happened
You know why the Axis lost?
Because Swimmy wasn’t around with the Elite Spirit.
It’s not enough to have the will, you need the spirit too.
Glad to see historical accuracy ever so slightly increase.
Im Glad that the channel has not changed since like at least 2 years ago it keeps some of the still good content remaining on RUclips
Lol, Bo was larping as Hitler at the end there. He is drawing grand battle plans hoping for a final victory, meanwhile entire German divisions are being encircle and are surrendering to the Allies.
That moment that Boh just says screw it and starts Larping and helping the allies win by larping with him.
"yeah yeah yeah this is the Bulge." When did this become The Battle of The Bulge with the Panzer lied in the background, all we need now is for Germany to be pushing with modern tanks and it would be movie accurate.
All of my Mongolian mech… gone in the blink of an eye 😢
Bro whats with Bo being like "Alright Naval invasion time lets dedicate the entire army and airforce" (gets fucking rolled and loses the game half an hour later)
Microoo instead of zooming in and out hellooo
3:28 "My fucking heart is beating"
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.
Great video btw :)))
I love how nothing really changes in terms of Italy and German, as in Italy being inept and Germany trying to help its allies I was laughing
This is a perfect representation of German high command
7:55 is the start of the greatest Bo mental breakdown ever. Him, explaining how the Axis isn't going to lose the war, while listening to the German marching music made me laugh way more then it should have.
Industrial levels of copium
@@Trint3e Industrial levels, indeed.
This is what I imagine your future cooking steam will feel like.
Germany: So, how is the Italian Front?
*hears incoherent crying in Italian*
Germany: So they're doing okay...
German Marching music playing as the Axis is getting it's shit beaten out of it is a form of comedy i didn't even know existed
The Japanese counter attack didn't have enough force.
Germany: *Getting reinforce memed and losing its entire tank corps in the Ruhr*
Und Das Heisst: *ERIKA*
The worst thing is that golden tasted the feel of victory
Golden don't win he just loses on another direction
Let’s go the king uploaded
Are we sure that College is playing Italy and not Swimmy?
The late war axis delusion role play was spot on
"We will hold on the Czech forts" is not something you want to hear.
Bo fully larping moustache man in this one. I'd like to think he was also laugh/crying in his bunker to the last.
i never thought i'd see the day where Germany would retreat faster than France
Daddy Bo: Babe, it's time for your 4 am HoI4 MP in a nutshell :)
Me: okay Daddy Bo
Can't wait for the next video. It will be the best one of the year for sure.
Finally competent allies in a Bo game. xD
The fact that Romania dude really did make some marines and helped the sealion is cursed a f 🤣
Bo asking College to micro is like asking a kangaroo to micro a side of a barn.
The music made this 10x better lmao
I have an addiction to Bo
This game showed the real problem with the Hoi4/ the mod, Japan just doesn't matter much. A damn near perfect Japan game, capped India early, dumpstered the rest of the Allies in Asia, attacked the Soviets in 1942 and yet the Axis still lost.
Getting pocketed while still drawing the frontline -- Very historical RP 👍
“Time to abandon ship”- Erich von Manstein leaving Great Britain (circa 1941)
If I remember this game correctly, the Allies were able to make such a strong DDay because Japan did well at the start, but then lost its entire navy, so Allies could ignore it, save for their land operations.
You have to root for the Axis, just for the pure LARP in these videos lmao
With the Steiner offensive things should go back as planned
The black Mannerheim always gets me 🤪
Tsk, tsk, tsk
You should have used the Romanian death trap, with Rommel's sex force
”The north is kinda fucked”
”No it’s not I just deployed the Volksturm”
-German high command in 1945
"Alright. We're forming the SS."
"WHAT?!"
Fucking died there.
"My fucking heart's beating"
Isn't this the game where japan completely steamrolled the allies and then got stalingraded
Everybody gangster until the axis does a late barb
Dankus memecus> Throwkoen1
It’s ok Steiner’s counterattack will save the game
The title should have been you're POV Axis during ww2
Lmao College/Italy throwing it per usual
In the newst update the Axis are quite weak in 1941-42. They cannot deal with the USSR and the Allies simultaniously.
Gets Ruhr pocketed*
In Southern Germany...
Das ist ein Befehl!
EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE bokoen more like throatkoen
I hear that German marching music and it reminds me of that scene from Indiana Jones the last crusade when Hitler signs Indy’s father’s diary.
I was wondering why Bos country ball had a money sign in the center. By 0:49 when I see the swastika I figure it out lol
If the Allies are D-Daying in 1942, somebody's screwed up, badly.
Nice to see an entertaining Bo loss