What If Germany Was Defeatist In 1939 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 334
Mods: TFB
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Hearts of Iron 4 Theme
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Intro: The only good bit was Spain
Bo: Is Spain
The modest snake of Denmark
Of where? Never heard of that place
@@SaucyJack97 it's one of the seven kingdoms of westeros
He does this often tbf
@@raven-dq6ox Yea cuz hes a SNAKE
"It seems my superiority has led to some controversy"
Germany: *Everythings keeps going wrong, begins acting as a defeatist.*
The Allies: "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far".
Meanwhile, Italy pulling a 'Mad Jack' Churchill: "Alright, who's next!?".
What if Hitler and Chamberlain swapped minds in 1938?
Makes no sense sorry bro better luck next time 😂
@@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl It kinda does mirror the allies bro. Extensive Interwar Plans, stalled offensive in the Rhine, not really getting anywhere until 1943.
@@Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor I was thinking along the lines is allies appeased the axis didn’t the axis did have extensive plans but they went out the window quick I can kinda see your point on the Rhine and in 43 that’s where I’m coming from there’s a lot that didn’t hit than things that did hit it would have made sense if it wasn’t chamberlain as he was gone very early into the war
@@Mumbos_Trusted_Advisor Germany was the one with the plan you saw it at the start how can they be the allies you’re just wrong and all the people liking your comment agreeing with you are wrong too 😂
@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl it does, better luck next time
Explains and deploys a spain strategy that is damn near idiot proof whilst marshalling the whole team which is akin to herding cats. Somehow fails to kill France by 41, seems legitimate.
Imagine having to play as Germany and Spain at the same time duing early-game, while also serving as a secondhand advisor to every other European Axis member on the team.
Even if he'd finished doing what needed to be done to get the Spanish Civil War under control prior to it starting, he still had to PLAY Germany at a competitive level against the Alliesbros during that and afterwards, AKA he was pulling double-duty. Any time I've ever attempted competitive-whatever and someone had to handhold somebody else, that's usually when things start to fall apart, you can't think 2 thoughts at the same time/play 2 characters at once and be at 100%.
Nonetheless, big L in the chat for the Germany guest. He tried, but then his morale totally caved when he should have kept playing to win against a team that was likely to make at least a couple of costly blunders.
Also, I can't tell if Golden was being especially crappy this match or if the edits just make it look that way, but wow, bro still shit-talks after playing a god-awful Japan. During a match when somebody was willing to be patient and keep the Spanish Civil War from exploding again. I'd hate to play with this guy.
@@Supercohboy Golden and Braun are the most consistently toxic players, Braun especially makes some of the videos unwatchable with his incessant whining. Swimmy makes absolutely terrible decisions really often but ends up creating hilarious content, and doesn't try to blame others or getting super salty about it. That's a lot more fun to watch than someone just having a meltdown and going "You suck, you suck" and screeching autistically at the team.
@@Astral_Alchemist Jesus, that Warno vid from a few weeks ago where Braun was one of the Comintern players was legit hard to watch. Just constantly shit-talking Cheese, his own teammate, because they weren't doing as well as they wanted, but then the stats showed Cheese was actually carrying the team lmao. I felt sorry for Cheese. I'd hate to be on Braun's team.
@@Supercohboy funny, for me it's the German player i wouldn't want to play with
“I’ll just hold the east. I don’t mind dying to the Allies.”
Didn’t know this guy was a passionate LARPer
Lol that line killed me
It's Seemops, he's german so might be genetic.
He's even got Himmler as leader
He got that Karl Donitz DNA
HOI:
1939 - no, it's over already
IRL:
1945 - no, we still got this, Steiner's going to counter attack
It’a all about the mindset, right?
"Mein, Fuhrer,...Steiner..."🤓😎
@@joshuacowling2237 *_"STEINER COULDN'T MUSTER ENOUGH FORCE, THE ATTACK DIDN'T TAKE PLACE"_*
Any Day now
Tbh I felt bad for Germany player in the beginning of the video. Their attitude felt like they've felt like they already threw the game and didn't want to drag enjoyment of other people down with them. Usually german players immediately demand everyone to drop everything and die for them, but here it was like "yeah, everything on fire, but please don't get involved, I don't want you to lose your desert tiles in NA because of me".
Yeah, I feel bad for him also. He sounds like he's experienced and knows the game well but either he had a bad build or the Allies just had a perfect game. I hope he gets a chance to redeem himself.
@@b1indmailman Seemops is as far as i have seen a pretty chill guy, he's usually pretty quiet tho
seemops is the biggest yapper and shit talker lol. He shit talks basically everyone if you play with him
Ive seen live plays of Seemops and yeah, hes very doomer. Which is a sad problem of his, cause hes incredibly good
Bo: "It's March '40 Germany. Once we hit '41, then we can start worrying."
*Timeskips to October 1940*
Bulgaria: "No, this is bad! Go back across the river!"
*Axis lose 6 tanks*
At Minute one, he said "Cordoba", a city in southern Spain
I can't believe ICBM was replaced for that.
Mappies are here
Someone is always happy for Mappies
@@hti5795 you best believe it!
I can’t tell if you mean pedos or ppl who like map games
I'VE WAITED A WEEK FOR MAPPIES AND NOW ITS RUINED
The end is like a bunch of gangsters climbing over each other to get the best plea deal from a judge.
So just the IRL Nuremberg Trials
After several episodes of complaining about the incompetency of Spain, Bo takes matters into his own hands...and watches as the rest of the Axis fall on their face. A little self indulgent with script today, hmm?
Also if one only watched the first minute and twenty seconds they’d assume that the Germany player was the best team player of all time.
Seriously. The underlying command of his voice is overwhelming
Bro has a mortal flaw
Spanish Civil War Expert, Elite Commander Of The Spanish Volunteers
Honestly seemed like he would’ve been a pro, just needs more practice he’s pretty good at giving orders in the most chaotic lobby when it’s a small front lol
@@tmo_117 If this were a larp game he'd be great for Germany: Competent management; understands when he's beaten; Negotiates a favourable peace with the Allies.
@@Balsiefen So the complete opposite of the actual Germany in WW2
"It's only 40, if we get to 41 we'll have a problem"
(immediately jump-cuts to an unchanged frontline in mid-October '40)
Is he defeatist because he learned that the west has fallen?
West…
Has fallen...
le hecking west...
"So in this game, the Axis had a fantastic Spanish Civil War. Thats it"
Oh boy oh boy, when you read something as ominous as that, you know that this is an episode that requires seatbelts and popcorn.
Especially when it isnt one of the usual suspects like Swimmy or Golden on Germany lmao
Bo wasn't even a part of the peace deal so he would have goten away with extra land
I literally had the widest grin ever after I saw “48 seconds ago”
Where Hoi4 MLP in a nutshell?
I may be wrong, but wasn't tactic on Spain with 2 provinces and CAS was already been explained before by Bo to some other Spain player? That game plan didn't go well due to Germany's dementia. But why does Bo acting as if this was first time he heard that strat? Is that old footage?
This was the first time I was taught it. Videos aren’t necessarily chronological
1:19 if that statement was targeted directly while talking with Flowjoe, Lennard or Dankus, the idiot proof would no longer be idiot proof anymore
It was so funny! 😂
Man if one of these videos actually ended with a conditional peace and Operation Unthinkable, I would coom bricks
EAW nuttshel when ?
He did it already, he has like 8 episodes of it
I wanna see a golden and swimmy duo fumble as the changelings
@@stumpe9662I think he meant equestria at war
"I am retaking Marsaille"
*skip frame*
*allies outside Barcelona*
Classic ratkoen moment
5:56 that's the German equivalent of the Wilhelm scream
Idk man i thought that this script was really good, something new and refreshing!
This mod is so Axis bias it’s insane, Packer and BOBG should all show their google chrome history smh (yes, it’s filled with germany bias)
Defeatist was the one word you know won't apply to Swimmy and Golden
How did we go from Germany being a Pep Guardiola in the Spanish Civil War to Doomer Post almost instantly?
damn ratkoen do more meme games it's like super interesting to see some actual geopolitics between players who are "good" at this game:D
The Seamops doomer game. I remember the insanity that was this mess
Hoi 4 is fun to watch, not play
I can't believe we didn't get ICBM.
Somehow by the title alone I know Swimmy is on Germany
A failed Axis that didn't feature a Swimmy or Golden Germany? Impossible.
this is the equivalent of mastering chess openings and nothing else
the spanish civil war wasnt a war, just a coup
Golden talking to Germany about not being a total bitch is like. Verbatim what I was thinking lol
I was thinking I never saw Bo play Spain
Now what about China?
Why wasnt i surprised seemups was being defeatist
0:56 Germany said Cordoba.
8:37 I have never seen a Germany player doing a conditional surrender!
God what a skill issue sadly : (
If was funny though not gonna lie 😂
German player going full historical larp at the end there
This is basically how the allies thought the war would go at the start there
If only swimmy was playing it would of been of a easy win
Classic ratkoen ratting out his allies
"You can do x, if you have the time." Is way too polite for these scripts.
Video starts with Bo getting mentored on how to win Spanish Civil War...oddly heartwarming by the channel's standards. :)
But that ending was...a surprise twist.
Lore of What If Germany Was Defeatist In 1939 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell momentum 100
can i pls have a bokoen axis game where you guys actually win and don't lose due to shenanigans?
There’s several ones from this year
The mod is just unbalanced, the Axis can have insane games and still lose.
Lord bokoen bring back empire at war
Intro:The only good was the Spanish Civil War and then the video starts and it’s Bo on the Spanish 🗿
how did germany fuck up that bad, for a template their tanks didn't look half bad, did they not do their doctrines? not enough air support for their tanks?
It looks like a few mistakes here and there broke them. Plus the allies seemed like they had slightly more tanks than the axis, or used them where necessary.
Looks like College came in clutch with his B2 build. With those, the Germans really can not pierce the B2 unless the German went heavy with anti-gun build.
Therefore, the B2 were just able to smash the Axis frontline and encircle entire divisions.
Whoever is Japan in this game...which ever team he's on always sucks big time...pretty sure he's throwing the game
when was the last time Spain actually worked out for the axis?
the alt hist where Italy is the competent one lol
The bokoen try not to post a losing game challenge:
Jk love u man
and of course seemops is germany when the video includes the words germany and defeatist
Can someone make a playlist of all the videos the guy whos playing japan is malding at the game/other people
Japan with that accent is unexpectedly hilarious.
Braun doesn't know where Cordoba is?
Next script: what if Hitler was a sigma male
When will we get EAW edit?
Bo could you make your video 2k? I would love that
What mods are you using?
did we ever find out why the german tanks were ass?
I think at 0:56 he meant “Cordoba”
Yup
Equestria at War when? It's a genuinely good mod.
What's it take to get on the Bokoen script writer team
This Germany just needs to become the Golden of Spain and become a special advisory to any Spanish civil war
2:22
I KNEW IT WAS A GOLDEN JAPAN XDXDXD
Maybe new style for countryballs? like wound or smth idk
Start of the video is such shock! A competent germany!? On this channel?
bokoen's daycare?
I was hoping to see the peace deal
*Japan joined in 1943*
~immediately knew it was a golden Japan~
Mega campaign when
That script sucked ass
That script sucked ass
It was really funny to see the video cut to the French already at the Rhine.
I'm with golden, this script blew ass
Swimmy Legion Rally Here!
😂
0:55 Córdoba. A Spanish city.
Amazing german accent on german player though
Honestly I love how in these "Everything goes wrong for the axis scripts" Its never Japan dying early, its always japan going late war
Golden unlike seemops is not defeatist in the slightest, and is very delusional, and often competent
Love it.
cordoba ???
Neat
0:55 That "???" is "Cordoba," fyi.
This is so much more interesting than normal games the only issue being how whiny Germany was so instead of having fun everyone had to be all supportive. That being said I’d watch that again over the same thing practically every time where the game win/loss is whether or not allies can successfully D-Day before Germany kills the Soviets. It’s the same thing every time and the most interesting games are when it’s not.
Play The Battle of Sealow heights mod
0:56 He says Cordoba.
this is going to be a fun episode, I can tell.
bokoen stream archive water mark at the start?
When in doubt, blame it on Golden.
If you hear a German voice as a player for the Axis you KNOW the Allies will wipe them off the map
Another axis L, sadge