Wolverines! - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2022
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
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Episode 254
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No I don’t think I will
I pooped my pants out of nostalgia (while wearing AirPods)
golden lost
BO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AMERICA BALL 💀
i wanted to post the reference so fast i didn’t even click this link i genuinely knew it was a mw2 reference i loved the remastered graphics
Imagine being a Soviet Soldier fighting Japanese troops in North Dakota in 1941
Da comrade, we come to help fight the fascist pigs!
Well, you better hold onto your officer, squad and the little primer with 3 english words for dear life;)
@@TheArklyte Better hope that officer didn't get purged earlier.
What's the line from red October? "I've always wanted to see Montana!"
@@noahpaquet8357 I've always want to see Dakota, North *dead*
I mean, the japan player did really good, he just could not handle the insane micro against 3 or 4 allies at the same time, he was dealing with the invasion against 3 players at least, and meanwhile being sacked by the dutch marines, epic match tbh.
Allies respond well with counter invasions
I mean it's a general rule that if you don't want to have to handle five or ten people at once then you shouldn't overeating yourself.
He had bitten more then he could chew
I could have been worth if he hadn’t basically lost everything he sent there with the encirclement.
@@equilintogo5378 "Japan Player did really good" this was after they took till like 39, maybe even 40 (might even have been later) to take China
Japan after the invasion: “I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye. And I blinked a lot”.
My eye, my eye, my eye
@@keirangray902 I need a coctor
@@keirangray902 that's a golden comment right here
"Tomorrow there will be a large shortage of Patriots. A large shortage of Volunteers"
imagine being a spanish convoy in 1944 and you're just avoiding all the bombers and warships like the bullet dodging scene from the matrix on your way to holstein
sounds marvelous
Touhou: chronicles of ww2
you are foretelling the future my man :D
Make a movie of it
WWII: The Last Axis Convoy
1942* THIS ALL HAPPENED IN 1942
Guys, my favorite line from this game was when Churchill said "Guys we did it, we have hearts of iron"
"We must look north and become the hearts of iron IV: waking the tiger," - Hirohito
“Yes, and only then, can we become crusader kings.”
He didn’t say that.
@@Aaronnnnnn "Only after that we can become Stellaris"
@@Ronald98 “After which we shall witness the March of the eagles”
I remember having the stream being open, but was busy doing stuff. I glance over and everything is fine. The next time I checked half of USA was under Japanese control. Next time I looked Bo was swarming across North Africa and Golden was deleting all his divisions. What a wild game.
Bo rly out did himself with the script this time!
Some teens with Thompsons fighting a Banzai charge sounds like a great movie
Yellow Dawn?
Best defensive positions are american schools
Try the tv show The Pacific
@@thebronywiking Red Dawn doesn't reference the color of Russian skin, or use a dated, slightly racist term. It references the flag and agreed-upon term for their ideology. Following that pattern, it would be either Brown Dawn (fascists are commonly associated with the color brown) or just Dawn (Japanese flag was a rising sun).
That was WWII. That happened.
I’ll admit the Comintern was a bit scared when Kat invaded California but clearly we had nothing to worry about lol
Classic Kat Japan
“OH NO KAT CREW!”
I love how you can just instinctively know that it's Golden on Italy long before his name is actually stated. Truly the only one stubborn enough to safari all the way to the cape.
4:57 can we all just take a moment to appreciate that picture of the Emperor
in Tfb Tojo takes control unless you do showa restoration, and it’s tojo in the picture.
And college has just removed that in the last patch. Oh well
I didnt see that at first LOL
Time stamp
"Italy was even more of a soft underbelly than IRL"
It's Golden isn't it
I was thinking golden or swimmy and I was half right
Golden plays Italy goes on a safari and loses a million men. It's just destiny at this point.
I love when Bo turned to the camera and said "IT'S MORBIN TIME"
He didn't say that.
IT’S MORBILIZATION TIME!
@@Sky_Guy yes he did, it was just before he morbed all over the Japanese army in the west coast
@@theunforgiven9386 I loved that reference, just like in the actual Morbius movie!
@@serenade4926 morbius copied bo
I tried my best to get you with that, so sad it failed :(
It was very close, had Golden not been busy doing nothing in Africa and invaded from the other side, you could have had me
@@Bokoen1 I like to emphasize on how Golden Lost.
@@Bokoen1 Love seeing new strategies and gambles in these games. Not everything should be decided on the Soviet-German front.
Even if you failed, that was a badass thrust. Way cooler than playing it straight, no matter how it ended.
Thekatdoeshisbest
*War has been going for roughly 13 seconds*
"HAIL MARY!" - The Axis
Ave Maria gratia plena
"ENDSIEG! THROW EVERYTHING WE HAVE AT THEM!"
"Sir, we just declared the wa...
"I SAID EVERYTHING GODDAMN IT! "
Hey, I love it-
Anything that spices up what normally is a pretty predictable game is nice to see.
@@TheMaleRei Oh yeah it was fucking awesome but I can't imagine it was so awesome for the Axis lol
China: Thank you, you have freed us from Japanese hands!
Allies: I wouldn’t say save, more like “under new management”
I love how Bo is being all serious business; "you get this, you get that." And then he makes a mistake and gets so mad like he's going to scribble out the plans then pull out a new map and redo all of it😂
@@warbacca1017 eh, I sympathize, I’ve created some border gore fly forgetting to select the right nation. Even in single player it can be annoying cause of how long peace deals can take
Bo: _gives very basic and very obvious strategic advice_ "Does everybody understand?"
Everybody: *deafening silence*
The absolute state of Hoi4 MP.
"I'M SEEING JAPANESE ZERO'S OVER ROUTE 101, HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH?!"
"THIS IS CALIFORNIA NATIONAL GUARD HQ, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK I SA-"
I like that no one flamed Bo for getting invaded because it wasn't a mistake on his part as much as it was the balls on the Japanese player to pull that off. Great episode
When I saw the title “Wolverines!” I knew it was a ‘Red Dawn reference, but damn, was this so much better than I expected! Bo, you deserve an Emmie for these scripts recently, mate!
OOTL, what are "scripts"? Are these games scripted or something?
@@dylanking6960 No, it's an inside joke
@@dylanking6960 No people joke that the scenarios that happen are so wild that Bo has to be "scripting" these games, but the reality is that their playgroup just has at a couple of people trying to race each other to claim the spot of "dumbest shit ever seen" because its entertaining to both play and watch.
@@IceMaverick13 thanks, I was confused
So would this be Yellow Dawn instead?
Bo at the beggining was literally "I'M LOOKING AT FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95"
Suicide strike craft over I-15
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH
"This is sergeant Morbius 75th Ranger regiment. Acting commander of hellsing 21. Do you copy over?"
@@Otterdisappointment IT'S A FUCKING ZERO OVER I-95
,,IM LOOKING AT JAPANESE CONVOYS OVER THE WEST COAST, HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH?!"
6:45 I think the south side is where the Dutch traded with isolationist Japan so the Netherlands getting southern Japan feels weirdly right in a alternative history
Yep, the Dutch traded for over 200 years on the artificial island of Dejima in Nagasaki Bay during Sakoku. Weird how the botched peace deal ended up feeling more fitting.
pearl harbour if yamamoto found a massive stash of fentanyl
So the axis had a strong showing in the beginning only to die out after 1941.
Historically accurate.
The war with Japan ended 6 months after the irl start date. I guess Yamamoto was correct tho, 6-12 months of going wild before he got his cheeks clapped.
I love how this is literally just ww2: extreme edition
Fight for North Africa? No, Italy is already all the way down to the Cape and trying to fully push the allies off the continent!
Surprise attack on Pearl Harbor bringing the US in? Nah, surprise invade the entire west coast instead!
I imagine Japanese soldiers gaurding the port of San Francisco wondering when the next supply shipment will come in, and on the horizon they see a half-sunken shrimp boat being captained by Jakku Suparō.
They forgot to protect the port.
Imagine being a transport ship. A Convoy of them. You've evaded allied raiding across the entire pacific to bring food and supplies to the troops. Pulling into port. Only to see a unit of American infantry matching into the port unopposed.
All that effort. To face the fact none of it will help anymore.
At least they aren't the poor soldiers trying to go across the Rocky Mountains or the Mojave Desert.
@@nick0875 both sides wages a campaign of war in both directions across a massive desert region
I'm just trying to imagine how to defeat the fortifications around the grand canyon. Flat tops, extreme defensive valley.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 would probably be an absolute massacre if even like 5 Japanese bombers dropped their stuff in there, would not be good
@@alinalisan3361 not in the canyon - around it. The point is that it's kind of a hard stop for an overland conquest unless you go around.
You know, in real life, carving up China like that is just going to give all the powers who got a slice such a freaking head-ache later on.
Much like actual Africa but 1000% worse
Bo: *Is Playing the USA.*
The East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere: "It took us 3 months to get here, we are not staying on the ships!".
"I see Japanese troops landing at different ports all over the Pacific coast, HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH"
"Where's the damn Navy?!?"
“Where’s the Air Force”?
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!
*TOO* *LATEEEEEEEE*
Not that I dislike your other vids bo. But Hoi 4 is my favorite by far, and the recent scripts have been some of the best writing I've seen. Keep it up!
The recent hoi 4 videos have been gold
This is scripted?
@@Jrookus No but its a joke they keep making
@@Jrookus It's an inside joke.
@@Jrookus why else would Italy have no troops on the mainland
"I'm looking at fighter planes over I-5! How the hell did they get through?" -American soldier, 1941.
Really a good script when the US can go from being on its knees at an overwhelming Japanese inavsion to completely overwhelming both Japan AND Italy in multiple theatres in less than an ingame year.
Truly this deserves a spot at the Oscars, Bo 🙂
That's what happens when you completely overextend yourself. The other side just plows into your undefended flank and then you're entire army gets cut off.
This reminded me of the World in Conflict campaign. Except instead of Soviets, it's the Axis.
Just casually pulling into ports across the west coast with ships full of military units. Launching a full scale invasion before anyone even knew what was going on.
That's awesome.
That voice Bo does when he's smug is disgusting but I love it.
The Japanese player went all in on knocking the US out of the war, we must admit he had guts and a plan, if it wasn't because everyone had troops to spare and rushed to knock Japan out, he would have gotten away with it.
Eisenhower - do you see anything
California guard - There EVERY Where(banzai in background )
Eisenhower - repeat
California guards - I AM LOOKING AT A6M Zero
I like to imagine all those disbanded Italian divisions in South Africa just diffused into the local population, spawning yet another subculture of European origin to South Africa
LMAO
"Poking the bear" has never been more appropriate.
Again, this is another episode where I would pay everything, just to hear the Axis comms. They must have been *so* cancerous and full of mald lol
Especially Golden...
Well lucky for you, Dankus was Hungary and uploaded his POV
@@glanlotiel7471 link?
@@vitrify2762 Should be this one ruclips.net/video/TzxzRhrCuEc/видео.html
4:35 I love the Aus player here "You're insane... Give me a moment"
The most truly kino version of the war we could ever have seen. Just needs a fistfight between FDR and Hitler on the moon and it'd be perfect!
"italy was even more of a soft underbelly"
Meanwhile Italy conquers most of Africa and only loses after Japan.
“If we just stabilize it” one minute later Japanese troops in Omaha
That silence at 2:08 after telling them how bad it is and needing help! XD Cracked me up than it should have lol.
A Red Dawn-style movie about a Japanese invasion would unironically be pretty cool.
I love Bo not having a clue what his co-op is doing the whole game but only ever being pleasantly surprised with the results.
Alternate title: the most incompetent axis 105
I was watching the stream, this is the biggest throw I've ever witnessed
The biggest “I put everything on red” moment in hoi4 history
And they lost their pants, their shoes, and their teeth doing it!
@@crysisrevelation6132 the japanese player should've joined Squid Games to rebuild his army with the money
Wdym
I love the 1984 Red Dawn title reference, one of the best films I've seen!
Same! Glad to see someone appreciate a classsic.
the scripts just keep getting better and better! great writing bo!
"The -Russians- Japanese have everything -east- west of -I--95- I-205! My sector's gonna fall within the hour!" -25th 'Tropic Lightning' Division Commander Tim "Bridge" Larson.
* I-5
"I'm seeing Zeroes over the PCH! How the Hell did they get through?!"
Holy smokes, this game was awesome. Literally like grand allied battleplans trying to liberate the world. Plus- surprise Vic 2 cameo with Chinese colonies! :D
Chiang- What the fuck, we're on the same side
The axis really decided to play Ave Maria and then afk when it inevitably didn't work
I wish Bo listed the original date of these streams, so we could go to the Twitch archive (or RUclips's user Bokoen1StreamArchive) and watch the full episode.
All I have to go off of is this was post-Morbius, so it was sometime after April 2022, but there's like three months of streams to search through
😢
6th of june
❤
If anyone else wants the direct link: www.twitch.tv/videos/1496589195
America struggling early just to get going and steamroll everyone at the end is the best feeling ever
This was a absolutely outstanding script Bo, you just keep getting better and better at writing theese, maybe one day you may write a real hollywood movie!
This is like watching a game of Risk where everybody’s troops are right on the frontline with no one to garrison anything else
I do like the fact you've added new varients to the Countryballs. I know they take awhile but damn is it worth it.
"We can get our navies in there and get gangsta on them."- Some guy from a country that doesn't exist, 2022
You don't even know how many times did I watch all of the previous videos couple of times, I can't wait for more of Victoria 2 videos and u should really do Hoi3 again lool
Imagine being American during this time almost losing the entire country then completely turning around and destroying Japan. Then completely destroy the axis. Within that time
“I’m looking at fighter jets over I-95! How the hell did they get through?” Bo as US Central command in this video
It’s nice and refreshing to see the allies win
Dude the 2A in this America would be insane. Machine guns, Grenades to the average man.
"A gun behind every blade of grass"
Poor Golden. He must have been SO proud capturing ALL of Africa, only to lose it the second everyone started paying him attention.
Man its like Dankus said in one of his recent videos with Bo, Golden always has some big brain Monkey strat. It either makes him look like a god or he looks like the worst player in the history of HOI4.
This is the biggest golden lost moment there is. Couldn't take Paris and now he can't get home.
The reason why I like your 10 minute video is I can actually do my 10 minute ab workout and when your video ends my workout is done
Craziest episode in a while, awesome game!
My favorite games from Bo are when his team is the Allies. Its either a complete and total sweep on the game or it's fun and quick action and thinking games like this one.
Wolverines?! ADAMANTIUM RAGE
Very good episode ISP can't wait for the next episode
It's Morbing time
"tanks in Denver?!" *zooms in on california*
Imagine being on a Hoi4 Multi-player server and seeing Golden is playing a Major. On your Team.
me: comes home from a midnight shift and slumps on the couch tired as hell
bo: hey yeah i dropped a new vid
me: what a great time to be alive
Unbelly of Europe?
THEY GOT ZEROS OVER THE SAN FRANSICO BAY! HOW HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH???
Roller coaster of emotions
Finally a decent film for the franchise! I cannot believe how typical the scripts of the previous episodes had been, but this, this is something fresh!
Having driven throughout most of the United States I am curious how the Japanese are managing this invasion they pull off in this game. The Western parts of the US are both expansive and mountainous.
America is massively nerfed in HOI4 to make Axis victory even vaguely possible. Industry, civilian resistance levels, everything is a proportional fraction of what it was or would have been irl.
Even with massively nerfed America, it's still quite difficult to cap them.
@@ethanyeung6216 Not really. Even with the great depression, america STILL has like 90 civs building at the start of the game. Once the depression's over they you only have about a year to beat them. I have only beaten them twice after 1941 and in the first time they lost their entire army defending britain's colonies (not to mention the soviets and germans didnt go to war until after the war).
@@mappingshaman5280 kaiserreich US is even more powerful. They start with around 180 civs. Although there's a civil war to deal with.
@@mappingshaman5280 If the industry proportions followed irl proportions, then America would start with something like hundreds of civs.
Like I said, it's hard enough to fight America as is.
@@ethanyeung6216 no because america irl suffered from the great depression until the war, where the stimulus of arms production killed the effects. So the fact you can't really end the great depression until the war begins stimullates realism.
One of the fastest collapses of the axis, not in year, but just the time it took to switch it up on em and kill em
What a great script, you truly outdid yourself this time.
Keep making these
This was amazing.
Now that was a wild ride
Another great vid😄
My Bo senses started tingling a minute ago, I knew that there was a new video
This one was amazing, fr! Some serious 4D chess shit going on!
actually loved listening to the cracked comms this game
certified Golden moment yet again
Noice new vid just after i got home
This was a good one.
I'am starting to develop a spider sense for bokoens videos like as soon as he uploaded I thought "he should upload tonight "
Not going to lie, that was a interesting situation on multiple fronts. South Africa, US, even Russia lost Kyiv. That was a crazy game to watch.
What a crazy game, can't believe I missed this
Fantastic video