I think the absolute best part of this is that apparently Zarbon isn't even aware how what he says could be taken. Even Freeza is going through so much cognitive dissonance in the reveal that he is still "CONVINCED" his girlfriend is named Chuck somehow because he couldn't possibly comprehend the idea that Zarbon is so straight, he points out what another person says as awkwardly "really gay". Thus character was rewritten so wonderfully contradictory, it's amazing XD
"we really screwed the pooch on this one!" "lord frieza vageta is really giving us a pounding! what do we do!?" "I'm coming zarbon grab my balls!" XD BEST THING EVER
“Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.” “Wait, which one was Cui?” “You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.” “Gonna have to be a little more specific.” Damn, seems everyone on Frieza Force hated Vegeta. 🤣
And they definitely did a great job at fitting almost all of his lines into that theme without those lines ever sounding out of place. Everything Zarbon said always felt natural and coherent, rather than feeling like the writing was forcing him to say those things whether or not they suited what was happening.
@davidcoyle6287 8 years old at this point, but Freezer only says he's *convinced* Zarbon's girlfriend is named Chuck, but other than that there's not much more indication of it being more than just a guess at most.
It's scary how 99% of what Zarbon says here is sexual innuendo. Not to mention that it goes out of the way to make it like he's gay, when it turns out he actually has a girlfriend. Maybe he's metrosexual. (Smile)
Agusloquillo No, Frieza was raging hard at that moment. Zarbon also seemed to take offense being called gay by Frieza and his reaction to Vegeta's statement seems odd if he was gay
I always envisioned him as Heterosexual Pan-Romantic. He seeks beauty in everything; man, woman or otherwise. That why he's so obsessed with his own appearance.
I'm sorry but for me the best quote is... Vegeta: I'm two for three and I'm Back on top. Zarbon: Well Vegeta, I hope you enjoyed being on top. Because I'm about to put you back on the bottom... Where you belong. HA HA HA!!
The thing at 3:03 isn't even totally Zarbon being Zarbon, he makes a good point. In just about every other appearance of this machine, the person inside was naked. Not just in this show either, similar machines in various other shows and movies had the occupant in their underwear or less.
Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude Appule: WHAT? Why would you think that...? Zarbon: you know.....to absorb all the healing juices
"Ginyu! Hurry up, double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! "Lord Frieza, Vegetas really giving us a pounding!" "Im coming Zarbon! quick, grab my balls!"
The ' Lord Frieza I'd like to enter' is funniest, because you could miss it and if anyone else said it there'd be nothing wrong, but you just know when its Zarbon
That's the great thing about Abridged Zarbon. The things he says are only dirty if your mind lets them be. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with a single one of his lines. In a literal sense, they're all relevant and coherent statements to what's happening, rather than being forced innuendos just to drive the joke home without coherency. It goes to show that they actually put care and thought into his lines, rather than just making him sound gay to sound gay.
@@gurvmlk Genuine question how the fuck did you find my comment lmao It has no thumbs up and is seven years old, it should be buried at the bottom of the pile
Seriously, this is masterfully all one long build up to a joke, the fact that Zarbon has a femenine kind of face, and gay stereotype voice and nearly everything he says is a gay sounding inuendo, builds up the idea of you thinking hes's gay, then eventually he mentions to Frieza about calling his girlfriend, impling he's not gay. ANd Frieza later saying "Girlfriend who I'm convinced is named CHuck." Implying that Zarbon seemed so Gay that Frieza can't mentally except the fact he might be straight. Great build up.
Ginyu get down here double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! Lord Freeza! Vegeta's really giving us a pounding! I'm coming Zarbon!, Quick, grab my balls!
For added humor, notice how the time he's talking about his girlfriend is the ONE time he doesn't make innuendoes XD
Wasnt it later revealed that his girlfriend was actually a dude named chuck🤣
@@Jebu911naah that was just freeza thinking he was gay
@@markhunter3533Lmfao
@@markhunter3533No, it’s ‘Frieza’.
@@imnimbusy2885 It is NOT. The i was a translation error. The correct spelling IS "Freeza" and for cooler its... "Coola"
Dadoria: Its raining men
Zarbon: HALELLUJAH!
lmfao
+Gody Sust laughing my freaking ass off
Gody Sust lol boii 👋🏽
THE CROW gaming funny is it June already
When it is?
"Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?"
Nice shirt.
@@KakuretakaAnd THERE it is!
@@toxicdemon1315 Yeah, it’s the kind of shirt that really screams…
HE’S COMING!
Zarbon saying he had a girlfriend was the shocker of the season. My jaw dropped and I literally shouted "What!?"
Come again?
@@YasashiNoKage if you insist
@@quesoturtle739 If anyone didn't read this comment in Zarbon's voice, then they're doing it wrong.
@@YasashiNoKage Oh i WILL
He lying to avoid suspicion
everything he says is a damn inuendo, beautiful writing
logstrain I have to admit, who ever thought of what Zarbon would say was genious. Everything was Hilarious!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Best quote has got to be:
"Alright Vegeta I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really gay...."
“Wha-“
@@jerelcheek5112 “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
"All this time I thought you were..."
"You thought I was single?"
@@spiffygonzales5899 Nooo.. I thought you were into...... You know it's literally doesn't matter!
@@JOJO_THE_PROGRAMMER well, it matters to me because frankly it sounds like you thought I was..
I think the absolute best part of this is that apparently Zarbon isn't even aware how what he says could be taken. Even Freeza is going through so much cognitive dissonance in the reveal that he is still "CONVINCED" his girlfriend is named Chuck somehow because he couldn't possibly comprehend the idea that Zarbon is so straight, he points out what another person says as awkwardly "really gay". Thus character was rewritten so wonderfully contradictory, it's amazing XD
That was a genius twist and made all he’s scene even better in retrospect.
It’s addressed in HFIL. During the sharing circle, he has to stop himself from doing it because he’s now aware of it.
2:09
"Too bad. And that Bardock was such a dashing rogue."
"...What?"
Lol 😂😂
That's my favorite
khfan4life365 he conquers planets and doesn’t afraid of anything
Wut?
@@codyburgett7962 Hmmm..doesn't afraid of anything indeed.
"we really screwed the pooch on this one!" "lord frieza vageta is really giving us a pounding! what do we do!?" "I'm coming zarbon grab my balls!" XD BEST THING EVER
XD yup
all the ginyu chuckle after frieza hangs up too lol
Ginyu Force begins laughing after Frieza hangs up
2:09
"how dare you ram into me when I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!"
Oh lawd...rofl
...Totally going to ignore that one...
yeah just gonna ignore that entirely
2:09
Later...
Goku: "My butt is flaming!"
Frieza: "I miss Zarbon."
The voice acting for Zarbon is just amazing
I can't get over how timed this part was edited.
Beast Zarbon: "Imma rape ya bitch!"
Krillin: "You drive a hard bargain."
Hes not gay... Just fabulous :D
***** hey zarbon I have a question have you met za - nevermind
Maybe he is gay or maybe stereotypes are bullshit XD
Can't argue with that!❤🔻❤
Not that there's anything wrong with that🤣
Or Space European.
It said "Dear Frieza" and picture of a butt.
Can I see it Lord Freiza?
@@jerelcheek5112 VEGEETA! DRAGON BALLS! NOOWW!!
the craziest is that he was straight
Really? I thought his girlfriend's name was Chuck!
So he's Space European.
''To absorb all the healing juices''
It depends. He can only swallow so much😂😂
Not exactly wrong
WHY do I laugh so much at 0:50 "Lord Frieza, I wish to enter"
Lol It’s the way he says it.
Honestly, TFS deserves a medal for their obvious talent in constantly cracking jokes at the same topic with so many different characters!
"You know, to absorb all the healing juices"
0:53 My favourite line, always gets me laughing.
“Well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.”
“Wait, which one was Cui?”
“You remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.”
“Gonna have to be a little more specific.”
Damn, seems everyone on Frieza Force hated Vegeta. 🤣
Zarbon is in my top 5 DBZA characters. You can either take what he says at face value or go somewhere else with it.
And they definitely did a great job at fitting almost all of his lines into that theme without those lines ever sounding out of place. Everything Zarbon said always felt natural and coherent, rather than feeling like the writing was forcing him to say those things whether or not they suited what was happening.
Zarbon and Cell would have gotten along very well.
Why does Zarbon seem so gay yet so majestic!!??
Hey he has a girlfriend
***** Who according to Frieza is named Chuck. Doesn't matter though, he's still fabulously hilarious.
Average Jojo character
@davidcoyle6287 8 years old at this point, but Freezer only says he's *convinced* Zarbon's girlfriend is named Chuck, but other than that there's not much more indication of it being more than just a guess at most.
oh no that minion died, couldve gone and fix that we'll continue this conversation never
BonkHazard 😂😂😂
3:29 is my favorite part....I can't stop laughing at it!!!!
🤣🤣
It's scary how 99% of what Zarbon says here is sexual innuendo. Not to mention that it goes out of the way to make it like he's gay, when it turns out he actually has a girlfriend. Maybe he's metrosexual. (Smile)
Remember what Frieza said.
"...girlfriend, WHO I'M CONVICED IS NAMED "CHUCK"!"
He IS gay.
Agusloquillo No, Frieza was raging hard at that moment. Zarbon also seemed to take offense being called gay by Frieza and his reaction to Vegeta's statement seems odd if he was gay
The whole point of the joke is taht he looks gay, acts gay but ISN'T gay. He even called Vegeta out on saying gay stuff ffs.
I always envisioned him as Heterosexual Pan-Romantic. He seeks beauty in everything; man, woman or otherwise. That why he's so obsessed with his own appearance.
Chad Marden ......That was really deep
I'm sorry but for me the best quote is...
Vegeta: I'm two for three and I'm Back on top.
Zarbon: Well Vegeta, I hope you enjoyed being on top. Because I'm about to put you back on the bottom... Where you belong.
HA HA HA!!
Innuendo, Innuendo everywhere!
I miss Zarbon...
I best to get back to Lord Frieza. If I take to long he will really lay into me.......Crying XD
Can I see it, lord Frieza?
Vegeta.... DRAGONBALLS!!... NOW!!
The thing at 3:03 isn't even totally Zarbon being Zarbon, he makes a good point.
In just about every other appearance of this machine, the person inside was naked. Not just in this show either, similar machines in various other shows and movies had the occupant in their underwear or less.
Bros profile picture got me giggling and cackling 🗿🗿🗿
@@Fugitive685 What about it?
@@TBustah it looks mischievous
Lets get you back to lord frieza, I need to... probe you for the information.
freaky alien genotype
what about the "oh mys" those were hilarious
I love those XD but those were suppose to be George Takei
Miso_Soup!Go "oh my!" lol :D
babloo1666 xD
Miso_Soup!Go My friends say that I can do the ''Oh my'' So perfectly xD
Snuzuk I do it all the time xD
you know... to absorb all the healing juices... LMFAOOOO
The amount of times Archer can say "Um, phrasing?" is through the roof. XD
HEY PHRASING!!! DAMNIT MOTHER!
IKR 😂🤣
Great transition from Zarbon's line after transformation, to Krillin saying that he drives a hard bargain.
I didn't hear "Doesn't afraid of anything" in there
Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude
Appule: WHAT? Why would you think that...?
Zarbon: you know.....to absorb all the healing juices
Zarbon is easiely one of my favorite abridged characters.
"too bad that Bardok was a dashing rogue"
..."What?"
haahaha I love that
omg..its almost 2 am and i got to 0:57 and just started laughing really loudly..
I miss this scene:
Krillin: Quack!
Frieza: What the hell was that Zarbon?
Zarbon: I believe that was the spaceduck sir
"It's raining men!"
"HALLELUJAH!"
“We’ll finish this conversation nevah.”
SENT ME
Just don't play the Zarbon sexual innuendo drinking game because you will die from alcohol poisoning.
“Are you going to come quietly? *Or do I have to make you Scream* “
“Luckily we….what?” Lmao Appule was so shook 😂
"Ginyu! Hurry up, double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one! "Lord Frieza, Vegetas really giving us a pounding!" "Im coming Zarbon! quick, grab my balls!"
Lol
I'm just seeing this!!! 2024! This shit is hilarious with Zarbon's zesty arse! 😂😂😂
"It's raining men!" "Hallelujah!"
I lost it.
Man I miss these characters in TFS. The Frieza saga had so much comedy gold. :'D
3:28 gets me Every Time
"Quick Zarbon, grab my balls!" LMFAO! Oh fuck, i lost it there. LMAO
Omg, the "Lord Frieza I wish to enter" didnt sound gay till it was by itself like that, friggin hilarious. TFS Zarbon is my fav
when zarbon says "this is sounding really gay" just, really throws everyone off
The ' Lord Frieza I'd like to enter' is funniest, because you could miss it and if anyone else said it there'd be nothing wrong, but you just know when its Zarbon
2:48
Zarbon being a good ally 😂
"Oh, no! That minion died! Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never!"
ROFLMAO!!!
Your editing on the "absorb all the healing juices" part is unforgivable.
You know... to absorb all the... healing juices. ............................. XD
The last joke was effing hilarious!!! " you thought I was single?"
"MY BUTT IS FLAMING!!!!!!!!"
"...I miss Zarbon"
The best of Zarbon. Every scene he's in.
hahaha just noticed that the note Veteta left has an 'i' crossed out like he couldn't decide how to spell it
Zarbon: Lohd Frieza! Vegeta is really giving us a pounding!
Frieza: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick! Grab my balls!
lmfao thanks for makin this! been waiting for one xD
I love how they managed to give EVERYTHING he says a second, normal meaning.
That's the great thing about Abridged Zarbon. The things he says are only dirty if your mind lets them be. Otherwise there's nothing wrong with a single one of his lines. In a literal sense, they're all relevant and coherent statements to what's happening, rather than being forced innuendos just to drive the joke home without coherency. It goes to show that they actually put care and thought into his lines, rather than just making him sound gay to sound gay.
@@gurvmlk Genuine question how the fuck did you find my comment lmao
It has no thumbs up and is seven years old, it should be buried at the bottom of the pile
"Oh no that minion died, could you go fix that, we'll continue this conversation never."
"you drive a hard bargain." "who drives it hard now."
@Reaper6913 The part after that was funnier.
Vegeta: "You haven't really changed that much. You're just a lot less subtle--oh god!"
Seriously, this is masterfully all one long build up to a joke, the fact that Zarbon has a femenine kind of face, and gay stereotype voice and nearly everything he says is a gay sounding inuendo, builds up the idea of you thinking hes's gay, then eventually he mentions to Frieza about calling his girlfriend, impling he's not gay. ANd Frieza later saying "Girlfriend who I'm convinced is named CHuck." Implying that Zarbon seemed so Gay that Frieza can't mentally except the fact he might be straight. Great build up.
Holy shit, I love when Kaiserneko gets monstrous. They need an excuse for him to be that wicked sounding again.
All of zarbon's moments are the best 😅
I miss him
Came here for healing juices. Feeling better already
why does zarbon look like James from Pokemon?
+aiko doering Family traits?
Space James.
Space James, ROFL!!
Actually DBZ came first so James looks like Zarbon lol
Zarbon, Mr. Popo and Super Kami Guru are the secret MVPs of this series.
NAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAIL. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL !!
Well that means that every moment of Zarbon was his best
Dadoria: It's raining men!
Zarbon: hallelujah!
After11 yrs😊
Doesn’t afraid of anything indeed
"It just says dear frieza, and its a picture of a butt"
😂😂😂
+Charles Quartz (EpicSaiyan) "no" 😡😁
"Ginyu! Hurry up, double timing. Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one"
D'doria: It's rainin' men!
Zarbon: Hallelujah!
Goku: ah my butt is on flaming!
Freiza: man I miss zarbon...
Dodoria: "It's raining men!"
ZarbonL "Hallelujah!"
XD
“It just says ‘dear Frieza’ and it’s a picture of a butt”
The Pink guy(girl?): "It's raining men..."
Zarbon: "Hallejuyah!"
I'd couldn't breath XD
When Dodoria goes “What?” always killed me lmao
Ginyu get down here double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one!
Lord Freeza! Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!
I'm coming Zarbon!, Quick, grab my balls!
zarbon is badass and he dosent afraid of anything
Doesn't afraid of anything indeed
Zarbon: Too bad, and that Bardock was such a dashing rogue..
Dodoria:.......What?
3:42 JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER! That's Longmont Potion Castle's success sound! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
I thoght it was
"and that Bardock wears such a dashing robe"
.."what"
Zarbon: Too badd, that Bardock was such a dashing rogue..
Dodoria:..............what
one of my FAVORITE jokes of the series
"It's raining men"
"Hallelujah"
... same Zarbon, same... I wish.
loolll XD
Zarbon does have a point about the healing tank.