And after the F-22 roasted the Gripen, I wanna see it try roasting its predecessor, the Viggen... ...which happens to be the only plane to get a lock on an SR-71, if memory serves me right. 🍷🗿
@@Roddy_ZehViggens also managed to save 1 SR-71 and escort it out to safety, sr-71 was doing its routine flight when its engine exploded in air forcing it to lower its altitude and speed which allowed viggens to catch up with it and escort it while russians scrambled Mig-25s or Mig-31s .
@@FriendlyneighborhoodC8 i got a better one: the 31 in mig 31 stands for the amounts of times it breaks the speed of sound when trying to catch a SR-71
Nah, the darkness the MiG-31 is in, is because it's flying in the shadow of an SR-71. The MiG merely adopted the darkness, the Blackbird was molded by it.
Also fun fact - it can't be produced anymore (the production capacity fell prey to the cost cuts of 90s) and existing fleet works on a limited supply of prefabricated engines. Which also can't be produced anymore. Unicorn plane, a dying breed.
Drunk Scottish MiG-31 with all weapons replaced with comically large grenade launchers and the sound of the engines (it has two of them) is replaced with bagpipes. The pilot must also own a master's degree on scottish mythology and history whilst also being able to play "scotland the brave" from memory with a bagpipe. The aircraft's missile guidance system also has a thicker scottish accent than every currently living scot combined.
Soviet jets have alcohol cooling, soviet pilots have alcohol cooling, soviet politicians have alcohol cooling, soviet citizens had alcohol cooling, soviet Russia had alcohol cooling... Only the Lada Laika skipped alcohol cooling, since it's an italian project.
He should do one where he roasts the actual Mig-25. He would have a field day. Also its funny to think the one jet that was completely ineffecitve and rendered useless was the jet that scared western intelligence into making perhaps one of the greatest jets of all time (F-15)
I mean... They confused its role. It wouldn't have been bad as a fast bomber interceptor. It was never meant as an air supperiority fighter. In its intended role, it wouldn't be bad. F-15 has a different role tho.
@@warbrain1053 you have a good point, but another problem was that the Foxbat was meant to combat the B-70 intercontinental bomber, which was meant to be a high speed and altitude bomber. However, the U.S scrapped that project to produce lower speed and lower altitude bombers (which the MiG-25 was ill-suited to deal with, considering its speed and its lack of look-down radar capabilities)
Here's a fun fact: the 31 in the Mig-31's designation, is the amount of missiles he will launch on himself before the 32nd can hit a target because he's so fast that before he even realises he finds himself in front of the missile he just launched.
You either retire your old warbirds, put them up as a museum piece, try to keep them operational for air shows for a decent amount of time or you put them down, for their own safety, the pilots and the general public, remember that incident with the Migs crashing yeah we don't want that,....unless its suicidal pilot that wants to ram Disney HQ if that is the case give him a medal
just love how when talking about the foxbats everyones recognizes its weaknesses and strongest performances without depreciating the good cration it was for tis role, instead of the general "fighting" between nations about whoom is best
Fun fact if you salvage a perfect condition MiG-31 avionics power supply unit you can over clock the shit out of a RTX 4090 + 13900KS PC build by 5000%
A proposal for how the missile could roast the Saab Viggen: F-22: "Pilot look, it's your IKEA Christmas tree from last year!" Viggen: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you over my radar lock on the SR-71!" F-22: "What?" Viggen: "What?" SR-71: "Lock me harder daddy!" Viggen: "Hey Damsel, did you know what the 22 in F-22 stands for?" F-22: "Hey that's my joke!" Viggen: "It stands for how many balloons this thing can pop before it needs to go cry in a corner!" Drops mic, flies away "riding" the SR-71. F-22: "Hello darkness, my old friend." Su-57: "Hello!"
The F-22 has been living on a vegan air-to-air diet of balloons and UFOs for FAR too long... He's starving, he needs some MEAT in his died. GIVE HIM ACTUAL PLANES!
If you didn't know MiG-31 has the same thing that famous TU-22 aka "Supersonic Booze Carrier" has and is nicknamed Blinder by Russians, cus of the even bigger percentage of alcohol stored in the coolant.
No the 31 stands for the number of times it's loses a radar lock while on an intercept course with a Taiwanese civilian airliner, and for the 31 times it has to switch radio frequencies to stay with GCI ground controlled interception because god forbid a Russian makes an independent decision without a senior desk officer and two commissars approving his lunch menu
y'know it'd be funny to have the missile roast the A-4 Skyhawk but have the New Zealand A-4K come in and roast the F-16 as during Operation Cope thunder the Kiwi's were constantly sneaking past the US F-16s by flying at like 50ft with huge formation distances making them practically impossible to see
That's what I thought. Imagine calling yourself a modern air force without any jets! LOL. China would steamroll you guys without Oz and the US Navy being close by. Bro, those Maori militia groups or even the Bikies could overrun New Zealand if they wanted to. Heck, they overran Hawkes Bay during that flooding relatively recently, remember? 😁
@@jakesoros2376 i think you're missing the point of what i was saying though, i'm talking about how they used to be, not the current state they're in, no one in new zealand calls themselves a modern air force because they aren't
Hope you can roast the additional planes (I like these planes but the roasta are hilarious) Super Tucano, FA50, Air Tractor, UH-1 Huey, U-2, and Typhoon.
Imagine how the roast of MiG-31K would look like... "That's a nice opinion, just one small issue... My Kh-47M2 pocket ballistic missile is currently aiming at your clean cosy hangar. Every your step is a risky move"
What was so bad about 25? Pure interceptor maybe overall worse than multirole, but he can hit every flying thing(ICBM included), and your weapons can't catch him up 🤔
This video reminded me about Tu-22 supersonic bomber. It was nicknamed by pilots "supersonic booze carrier" because it had about 300 liters of industrial alcohol as cooling fluid in temperature regulation system. Imagine this title: "The missile roasts Tu-22.
MiG-25: “So what your saying is you want to loose a second F-18 to me? Very well. Perhaps the next time I land an R-40 on an F-15, it won’t survive like it did last time I did that. Hide your vodka.” Enlightened Military Aviation nerds: “No Foxbat, do not be quick to anger, we’ll have to replace your engines again if you go. It’s not worth it. Let the haters hate. They are not worthy of knowing how great you actually are. Martin Gilbert has lead them astray and there is no hope for them….. But seriously man, your engines aren’t cheap. Can you like not, this time? Or just keep the afterburners to a minimum?”
That poor Foxhound still has Cold War PTSD from trying to shoot down Blackbirds.
And after the F-22 roasted the Gripen, I wanna see it try roasting its predecessor, the Viggen...
...which happens to be the only plane to get a lock on an SR-71, if memory serves me right. 🍷🗿
@@Roddy_ZehViggens also managed to save 1 SR-71 and escort it out to safety, sr-71 was doing its routine flight when its engine exploded in air forcing it to lower its altitude and speed which allowed viggens to catch up with it and escort it while russians scrambled Mig-25s or Mig-31s .
@@Roddy_Zehviggen got a fire solution on the sr71 soviets got a lock many times but never actually got an oppertunity to shoot it down
But if I’m not mistaken, the commander of the mig 31s never ordered to fire upon the sr-71
@@chickenychickens07 And that's the reason why SR-71 never got shotdown.
The problem with mig 31 is that it’s so fast it outruns the light and is forever in darkness
The 31 in the MiG 31 stands for the amount of times it will wake up to a spying alert
@@FriendlyneighborhoodC8 i got a better one:
the 31 in mig 31 stands for the amounts of times it breaks the speed of sound when trying to catch a SR-71
@@Alexsejovojoskilovski YES
@@AlexsejovojoskilovskiThe 31 in MiG 31 stands for the amount of SR 71s it loses per run
Nah, the darkness the MiG-31 is in, is because it's flying in the shadow of an SR-71. The MiG merely adopted the darkness, the Blackbird was molded by it.
Fun fact did you know that mig31s radar is stronger than some ground-based radars It has a power output of 1 MW
It's probably way more dangerous to an F-16 than an SU-57 is.
@@LordBaldur yeah it also carries a pretty scary BVR missile
@@djyppoit is also an interceptor mainly, meaning takes off, kill, and back to base before dining.
I believe if there is one plane that can go BVR fight against the F22 or F35 and have good chances of winning it has to bie mig 31
Also fun fact - it can't be produced anymore (the production capacity fell prey to the cost cuts of 90s) and existing fleet works on a limited supply of prefabricated engines. Which also can't be produced anymore. Unicorn plane, a dying breed.
Ah yes, just what i needed. Scottish Mig 31
got me
Demoman is apparently a MIG
Demoman
Drunk Scottish MiG-31 with all weapons replaced with comically large grenade launchers and the sound of the engines (it has two of them) is replaced with bagpipes. The pilot must also own a master's degree on scottish mythology and history whilst also being able to play "scotland the brave" from memory with a bagpipe.
The aircraft's missile guidance system also has a thicker scottish accent than every currently living scot combined.
@@AlreadyTakenTag this needs to be canon
Bro turned into a hypersonic missile💀
That he carries
Well then again his engines were literally made for cruise missiles soooooo…😐
@@thatcringyplaneguy iirc that's the mig25
Now I want to see an SR-71 minding their business and then the same MiG-31 locks on him
NEED
"Oh he thinks he got a lock on me"
*blackbird goes mach 3 in 5 seconds*
@@Carnyzzle refuses to elaborate further
leaves
@@jorisstravinkas2840Sr71: *gigachad music*
@@Carnyzzle The MiG-31 is also mach 3 capable, but only in a short burst- about 5 minutes
Now I wanna see the TU-95 with Heavy's voice.
pootis
I need more bomb
F22 tries to roast the tu95
@@reehanabdullah606 but Tu-160 will still sleep, cause F-22 don`t match him
Your wish came true.
for those who don't get the joke.... MIG25 and 31 have alcohol cooling.
Don't forget the tu-22
Soviet jets have alcohol cooling, soviet pilots have alcohol cooling, soviet politicians have alcohol cooling, soviet citizens had alcohol cooling, soviet Russia had alcohol cooling... Only the Lada Laika skipped alcohol cooling, since it's an italian project.
fuckin russians man
I believe a huge amount of old Soviet jets had some kind of alcohol cooling. The MiG-21's radar was also alcohol cooled
I think some of the ground crowd used some of that alcohol to make home made vodka
Raptor: includes Sr-71
Mig-31: GOES MACH 420
He should do one where he roasts the actual Mig-25. He would have a field day.
Also its funny to think the one jet that was completely ineffecitve and rendered useless was the jet that scared western intelligence into making perhaps one of the greatest jets of all time (F-15)
Yeah lol
I mean... They confused its role. It wouldn't have been bad as a fast bomber interceptor. It was never meant as an air supperiority fighter. In its intended role, it wouldn't be bad. F-15 has a different role tho.
@@warbrain1053 you have a good point, but another problem was that the Foxbat was meant to combat the B-70 intercontinental bomber, which was meant to be a high speed and altitude bomber. However, the U.S scrapped that project to produce lower speed and lower altitude bombers (which the MiG-25 was ill-suited to deal with, considering its speed and its lack of look-down radar capabilities)
@@enclavehere.7995 yep. You too have a point. It is kind of a plane who never got a role to shine in. A right plane for a wrong situations
And that is why the Mig25 can fights back against any roast, it effectively trolled all of NATO
"There's an XB-70 Valkyrie flying to your airspace and will bomb the airfield"
nah bro woke up the entire fleet of Mig-25s with that one
Day 1 of IL-2 roasting the SU 57
As an avid MiG-31 fan I’m so happy the missile didn’t shit on it 🥲
If the missile tried any longer, the other planes would be pissed for anyone picking on that old geezer mig 31. Respect your elders and all that.
mig31 is like mike tyson he might be old but he is still unmatched@@shizzywizzy6169
F 22 secretly acknowledge that the interceptor MIG 31 could just BVR him from 300 km away
@@shizzywizzy6169 I can't believe the 31 hasn't been retired yet, but by Russia's current situation, they're gonna start pulling out the MiG-25s.
Nobody can shit on a legend
the MiG-31 pretty much being Demoman is pure comedy gold
I took that SR-71 very personally.
*Western fighters in proximity *
Foxhound: I sleep
*Western spy at border *
Foxhound: Real shit??
The 31 ignored him because it never knew he was even there
He knew 💀
well being drunk makes you lose your senses
Mirage: *snorts in french*
"Gentlemen"
I Smell something French
That Mirage is a spy!
@@thesoftwarenerd9055the migs will gangbang her if they realise she's a girl
Here's a fun fact: the 31 in the Mig-31's designation, is the amount of missiles he will launch on himself before the 32nd can hit a target because he's so fast that before he even realises he finds himself in front of the missile he just launched.
And I thought the F-11 Tiger was the only plane that could get an air-to-air kill on itself 😂
Fun fact: the MiG-25 used cruise missiles for engines. Yes you read that right, cruise missiles (just the rocket part)
Doesn't that also make the engine a nightmare to maintain since cruise missiles are usually disposable so they are not made with reusability in mind ?
@@quakethedoombringer that’s was actually even one of the issues
@@quakethedoombringer yes it does
TF2 and missile roasts coming together is an unexpected but welcome mix
"Haha, i can shoot him in the ass with my mi-"
"Target no longer in range."
"Fuh"
0:38
MIG-25: *wakes up* SPY! *turns into a Hypersonic Missile the instant he taxied*
SK-282D-22M: I'm just gonna leave
Maybe the mig-31 could outrun the missile
missile can go faster
@@Cadenkellner23depends on the missile
It can. It's one of the tricks Soviet pilots liked to do.
@@tetatet5035 it's not outrunning a mach 4+ missile
@@Cadenkellner23 depends on the distance
You either retire your old warbirds, put them up as a museum piece, try to keep them operational for air shows for a decent amount of time or you put them down, for their own safety, the pilots and the general public, remember that incident with the Migs crashing yeah we don't want that,....unless its suicidal pilot that wants to ram Disney HQ if that is the case give him a medal
Both nations use old aircrafts
@@F.O.U.N.D.E.R So far no F14 has ever crashed during an air show, yet more then 1 Mig has exploded for "Reasons"
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 remember what happened in iran ?
MiG-9 would like to know your location@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
@@F.O.U.N.D.E.R that is Iranians fault for performing an animal sacrifice to Vulkan, god of the war machines to make it work
This is what happens when you literally power the radar with vodka.
Can't roast someone who already can't give a shit to most fighter jets xD
just love how when talking about the foxbats everyones recognizes its weaknesses and strongest performances without depreciating the good cration it was for tis role, instead of the general "fighting" between nations about whoom is best
Fun fact if you salvage a perfect condition MiG-31 avionics power supply unit you can over clock the shit out of a RTX 4090 + 13900KS PC build by 5000%
Wait really?
@@kainathmasud2540the mig 31 has a 1 MW power output RADAR. Thats stronger then some groundbased RADARs.
accurate representation of what a tf2 player does when he here's a French man is about
That Raptor's a bloodeh spy!
It would have been funny if the missile said "Wait, what is that on my radar? OH NO!"
Who would have thought that the voice of a black Scottish man would fit the breakneck nature of the MiG-31.
A 31 took out a ukie Fencer landing at his home base from 180 km away. Apparently a world record.
The demo man dub for mig-31 being ptsd’d💀
And then F-22 just realized
Mig-31 speed is double the F-22
A proposal for how the missile could roast the Saab Viggen:
F-22: "Pilot look, it's your IKEA Christmas tree from last year!"
Viggen: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you over my radar lock on the SR-71!"
F-22: "What?"
Viggen: "What?"
SR-71: "Lock me harder daddy!"
Viggen: "Hey Damsel, did you know what the 22 in F-22 stands for?"
F-22: "Hey that's my joke!"
Viggen: "It stands for how many balloons this thing can pop before it needs to go cry in a corner!" Drops mic, flies away "riding" the SR-71.
F-22: "Hello darkness, my old friend."
Su-57: "Hello!"
The F-22 has been living on a vegan air-to-air diet of balloons and UFOs for FAR too long... He's starving, he needs some MEAT in his died. GIVE HIM ACTUAL PLANES!
Sir the sr 71 is male
@@ace74909 As is the Su-75 :P
@@tacitus7698 then it should be yes mommy
@@ace74909 Who said the Viggen is female?
"THAT RADAR PING's A BLOODEH SPY" -Mig 31 probably
0:39 so the MIG-31 is basically the jet version of demoman except he screams like heavy
Augh, spy!
I NEED more tf2 classes as planes
What would the soldier be?
0:40 “Hey Fox, that woke him up!”
Poor Mikoyan. He's just trying to catch the pretty girl in the black dress with the really fancy camera, so he can ask her out on a date.
Bro forget carrying hypersonic missiles, he BECAME A HYEPRSONIC MISSILE
If you didn't know MiG-31 has the same thing that famous TU-22 aka "Supersonic Booze Carrier" has and is nicknamed Blinder by Russians, cus of the even bigger percentage of alcohol stored in the coolant.
Blinder is the NATO recognition codename
No the 31 stands for the number of times it's loses a radar lock while on an intercept course with a Taiwanese civilian airliner, and for the 31 times it has to switch radio frequencies to stay with GCI ground controlled interception because god forbid a Russian makes an independent decision without a senior desk officer and two commissars approving his lunch menu
@@Sim6dot9 Yes we cope in AIR SUPERIORITY
man had to fish for anything to try and shit on the MiG-31 for... and failed
i didnt know i needed to see jets taking off sped up with demo-man screaming until now
The demo voice was so perfect for this
demoman as a mig31 is something i would have never thought i needed in life
MY SLEEPY ASS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO COMMENT WITH A TYPO THAT ABERRANT
I feel you 100%
@@Isol545damn I thought you're drunk
The SR-71: **radar lock warning** “Ugh, him again?”
This wasnt what I expected but it was even better
Lol DeMiG-31 "Manhound"
Great one! Now it's the Mig-25's turn.
*Broski Regret that with no hesitation*
F-16:sleeps
F-15:Sleeps
SR-71:AH, A SPY,
"Proceeds to launch into the sky while screaming like a TF2 heavy"
I feel like the raptor triggered the Mig-31's PTSD, causing the 31 to fly off that quicky
The missile breaks a 4th wall while I said " Try the SR-71" and immediately just said that.
SR-71 BLACKBIRD!!!!!!!! *moves to mach 2.83 in a minute *
Omg i would absolutely love to listen to the missle roast the Mi-24 Hind
bro makes the funniest video man i love your videos they get me ever time
I'm so curious how bro picks these personalities for these aircraft.
Voice to Jet match *smooch* NICE!
very funny, as per usual, your video's never disapoint!
I love how the mig 31 has demoman's voice
MiG-31s when they hear the sound of a jet engine that isn’t made in the Soviet Union: 😡
They're like that one officer in Project Wingman who recognizes that you're a mercenary because of the engine noise
If the Demoman from TF2 was a fighter jet:
Hey AIM-9 Sidewinder, Try "There's an XB-70 bombing the kremlin"
I've been a long time subscriber and audience of you, and I forgot that I had a thought at the back of my mind that the Foxhound is Heavy
Ok to trigger a foxhound say "there is a sr 71 spying on your base
The MiG-31 didn't even care about F-22 until SR-71 being mentioned 🤣
Tgis might be my favorite one yet
y'know it'd be funny to have the missile roast the A-4 Skyhawk but have the New Zealand A-4K come in and roast the F-16 as during Operation Cope thunder the Kiwi's were constantly sneaking past the US F-16s by flying at like 50ft with huge formation distances making them practically impossible to see
as a kiwi that would make my world
I'm sorry, where are those jets again?
@@jakesoros2376 unfortunately most of the new zealand A-4K got sold off to other nations with a good amount being sold to Draken International
That's what I thought.
Imagine calling yourself a modern air force without any jets! LOL.
China would steamroll you guys without Oz and the US Navy being close by.
Bro, those Maori militia groups or even the Bikies could overrun New Zealand if they wanted to. Heck, they overran Hawkes Bay during that flooding relatively recently, remember? 😁
@@jakesoros2376 i think you're missing the point of what i was saying though, i'm talking about how they used to be, not the current state they're in, no one in new zealand calls themselves a modern air force because they aren't
Hope you can roast the additional planes (I like these planes but the roasta are hilarious) Super Tucano, FA50, Air Tractor, UH-1 Huey, U-2, and Typhoon.
he became a demoman and became heavy after
The way he screamed though
demoman get to be an VC of the mig is brilliant idea
the missile was geniuely scared
Thank you for using demoman voice. Made my day
The end was the funniest part
Put 2x speed to make the mig 31 hypersonic
That MIG-25 was Demoman from TF2
This was funny keep it up my man
You should do P-51 roasts WW2 aircraft
the P-51 is a WW2 aircraft...
@@inserthandleherelol So?
@@parsananmon that would mean the P-51 would have to roast itself or be roasted
why is the ending actually funny
and do you have to put disclaimer so youtube dosent obliterate you
The voice is the demoman from tf2, and demo is allways hella drunk
Russia looked at the mig 25 and said "Another one!"
Imagine how the roast of MiG-31K would look like... "That's a nice opinion, just one small issue... My Kh-47M2 pocket ballistic missile is currently aiming at your clean cosy hangar. Every your step is a risky move"
The mig 31 destroy f 16 tho 😂
Team Fortress Heavy getting woken up by SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE
is he so drunk even the f22 is afraid of him
Day one of asking the missile to roast the p-51 mustang or at least try to
What was so bad about 25? Pure interceptor maybe overall worse than multirole, but he can hit every flying thing(ICBM included), and your weapons can't catch him up 🤔
the raptor is a spy!
The mig-31, then has an engine malfunction 2 minutes into the flight, and thus the missile catches up.
we need more sr-71
That sped-up takeoff got me.
GODDAMMIT
The Blackbird is still there you gotta find it man!
Didn’t know the mig-31 was a drunk Scottish demolition man with a shield
This video reminded me about Tu-22 supersonic bomber. It was nicknamed by pilots "supersonic booze carrier" because it had about 300 liters of industrial alcohol as cooling fluid in temperature regulation system. Imagine this title: "The missile roasts Tu-22.
Make an vid of missile roasts the a-29 and the brazilian version of the gripen
The TF2 crossover we never knew we needed.
MiG-25: “So what your saying is you want to loose a second F-18 to me? Very well. Perhaps the next time I land an R-40 on an F-15, it won’t survive like it did last time I did that. Hide your vodka.”
Enlightened Military Aviation nerds: “No Foxbat, do not be quick to anger, we’ll have to replace your engines again if you go. It’s not worth it. Let the haters hate. They are not worthy of knowing how great you actually are. Martin Gilbert has lead them astray and there is no hope for them….. But seriously man, your engines aren’t cheap. Can you like not, this time? Or just keep the afterburners to a minimum?”