As a Canadian i have to say that was the most correct saying with the "What's next? Tactical nuclear moose?". And yes we did hold the engineers maple syrup.
It should be noted, the Starfighter's death toll tended to be from nations we gave it to, as it was an aircraft that was designed for pilots with experience with jet aircraft. The main issue was when pulling up out of an attack run, new pilots would, understandably, pull the stick back as far as possible. However, due to the airframe, if you pulled it back over 15 degrees at that high a speed, youd lose control. *Honestly, at that point, just make the airplane not able to pull the elevator that far in the first place.*
It should also be noted that most of those foreign nations like Canada, Japan, Tiawan, Pakistan, Italy and Spain had average to below average accident records with the starfighter, and it was primarily the Germans who caused most of the issues and complained the most (Other countries like Belgium also had high loss rates, but almost all of the memes about the Starfighter can be traced back to the Germans).
@@ANDREALEONE95well, the west german Luftwaffe was a young organization back then (the origiso it did not have institutional experience) so they did not have experience in flying an airplane with this performance.
Fun fact: Apparently it was meant to have an ejection seat that ejects downwards so the pilot doesn't hit the tail while flying at high speeds. The reason it didn't go through was because it was not only stupid but a literally death sentence if your flying at low level since it literally will turn you into the ordnance
I think early version did have the downwards ejection seat. If not, they at least prototyped it. There’s a GIF online of a dummy in a test rig ejecting downwards
Did you know that they tried to do a f-104 with larger wings and some other funny features ? it was called the cl 1200 lancer, it never flew but its a pretty funny prototype
@eternal5930 "Oh hey! Look at you, the definition of hump & pump. No, seriously, you had so little flight time between engine rebuilds, I'm surprised the engine designer didn't just give up & make your turbines out of papier mache. It'd save your pilots from getting bounced by prop fighters, & reduce the rate of snooicyde amongst the maintenance crews."
The 262 in your name stands for the amount of hours it takes, to make you air worthy after each sortie, implying you didn't get shot down on your landing approach by a Mustang.
For whatever reason, the Germans decided to use this thing as a base for their VTOL aircraft (before it was cancelled). You’d think that for an aircraft design that needs to take off and land vertically, you would want an aircraft capable of flying slower than mach 1 without immediately stalling. I want whatever the Germans were on when designing the EWR VJ 101
raptor is sad because he didnt get a chance to go to space and also practically raise astronauts. and couldn't carry chuck yeagers massive balls because if the raptor tried chucks balls would be too heavy for his poor airframe.
As a Canadian i can confirm we are working on a Tactical Nuclear Moose. And lemme get you in on a little secret….. we’re making a tactical Nuclear bottle of maple syrup
i remember "watching" a movie in class that had a F-104 in it. My teacher paused the movie and said the pilot crashed it and died and we just saw the last few minutes of that mans life
I've never seen Raptor this calm before. He either doesn't consider the F-104 cursed *enough*, or he considers it *so* cursed that it loops back around to 0 again.
The starfighter is good with a good pilot, it can retain speed very well during turns, it was the first fighter jet to get the vulcan, it was made with the suggestions of veteran korean and ww2 pilots who were the most skilled pilots of their time.
Fun fact: You can pick a F-104 and use it to build a cool land speed racer, a jet car that runs at 700 kilometers (440 miles) per hour. Purchase one decommissioned F-104, remove and dispose its wings, and add some down force producing aerodynamic trim. Why? Because it will eventually run so fast it can actually take off, and you don't want to fly in a vehicle that's not supposed to fly.
Don't forget the time an F-104 was turned into a supersonic car and crashed while attempting a land speed record, killing the female driver inside. North American Eagle, btw. That's what the car was called. And there was the NF-104 incident with Chuck Yeager that was featured in The Right Stuff.
What we should really be looking over is the amount of incidents from the Soviet Union with it's space program and military, and DONT forget the amount of times the turrets of their tanks have flown to space.
Considering the USAF was supposed to get 553 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter interceptors (153 104A & 440 104C), 18 Lockheed RF-104A Starfighter spyplanes and 130 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter trainers (26 104B and 104 104D), yeah the USAF maybe dodged a bullet
I'm surprised that F-22 even know who they are talking about whit out saying his name. I would not longer be surprised that F-22 knows all planes and their info.
How do you make the voice from the "The missile knows where it its" say all this? Was there something you dropped the original MP3 file into to make the voice?
If you want to own a Starfighter, here's what you do, buy a piece of land by the base, and wait.
The 104 in F-104 stands for the amount of seconds it will take till you get your own F-104.. with some repairs needed of course.
@@deadboy9955 nah it's the amount of wives who lost their husband because of the F-104 Starfighter
@@JetBlastPone The Germans lost a total of 116 F-104 pilots to accidents, so that's actually pretty spot on
As a Canadian i have to say that was the most correct saying with the "What's next? Tactical nuclear moose?". And yes we did hold the engineers maple syrup.
So I take it, you have tactical nuclear moose.😅
Yes
@@isaiahcromarty5134 🤣🤣 How do you prevent people from hunting your tactical nuclear moose?🤣
@@nitro8678 they are called the Canadian naval air and army force for a reason: geese
As a MiG-21 player, I see this as an absolute win
Oh yes, the flying lawn dart that only won by the sheer fact that the F-4 was a fat piece of shit alone, let's see you joust a damn F-15
@@FishbedFivecoughing baby vs hydrogen bomb all over again
@@FishbedFiveah yes Aircraft from 1976 vs 1959 oh I wonder who wins, what a fair comparison
Catch me if you can
F-5: Yo
Finally he roasted the widowmaker.
Starfighter
@@W1ldfire-wm5meit made wives widows
Now he needs to roast the actual Widow plane (The YF-23 Black Widow)
@@Axolotl_2347 I thought he did
@@ShadoWolf9339Idk I don’t remember
"Do not misuse this product for your own safety."
The Luftwaffe:
*"I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that..."*
Didn’t they use it as a ground attack aircraft?
The whistleblower part got me.
Oh they're about to get you alright
The supersonic pencil...
It should be noted, the Starfighter's death toll tended to be from nations we gave it to, as it was an aircraft that was designed for pilots with experience with jet aircraft.
The main issue was when pulling up out of an attack run, new pilots would, understandably, pull the stick back as far as possible.
However, due to the airframe, if you pulled it back over 15 degrees at that high a speed, youd lose control.
*Honestly, at that point, just make the airplane not able to pull the elevator that far in the first place.*
It should also be noted that most of those foreign nations like Canada, Japan, Tiawan, Pakistan, Italy and Spain had average to below average accident records with the starfighter, and it was primarily the Germans who caused most of the issues and complained the most (Other countries like Belgium also had high loss rates, but almost all of the memes about the Starfighter can be traced back to the Germans).
@@thehighground7732 and IIRC it was beacuse the use F-104 improperly exactly as they did with their Me-262
germans tried to use it as a ground attack craft, which it most definitely was not designed for
@@ANDREALEONE95well, the west german Luftwaffe was a young organization back then (the origiso it did not have institutional experience) so they did not have experience in flying an airplane with this performance.
Yeah
The Statfighter seems to be a very successful ace. It brought down 269 german aircraft.
So was the MiG-27. It destroyed at least one plane every single time it fired its cannon.
The only difference between an old school lawn dart and an F-104 is the F-104 is supersonic.
And it still has a higher enemy kill count than the F-22 hangar queen.
The F-22 has a 100% success ratio in air-to-air combat, with 1 kill in 1 sortie. I’d say that’s pretty impressive!
@@jasonalbert6251 Against Mao's birthday balloon!
Fun fact: Apparently it was meant to have an ejection seat that ejects downwards so the pilot doesn't hit the tail while flying at high speeds. The reason it didn't go through was because it was not only stupid but a literally death sentence if your flying at low level since it literally will turn you into the ordnance
I think early version did have the downwards ejection seat. If not, they at least prototyped it. There’s a GIF online of a dummy in a test rig ejecting downwards
@@mistertagnan also, the downward ejection seat idea was reused on the B-52 for I think the crew manning the planes weapons
Idea: The Raptor roast his older brother YF-22A.
It's like him having an awkward cringe at looking back at his old highschool photos
@@otakurt1149
Or like having to look at nekker babby photos in front of a girl. Poor plane would combust from embarrassment.
@@TrollOfReason "Oh, Monsieur. How adorable..."
**demonic screeching**
Oooh, that has some potential.
“Or another whistleblower?”💀💀💀💀💀💀 0:14
Did you know that they tried to do a f-104 with larger wings and some other funny features ? it was called the cl 1200 lancer, it never flew but its a pretty funny prototype
Good one, now I will again ask about Me-262 or/and gloster meteor
Roasting the Me262 would be amazing
@eternal5930
"Oh hey! Look at you, the definition of hump & pump. No, seriously, you had so little flight time between engine rebuilds, I'm surprised the engine designer didn't just give up & make your turbines out of papier mache. It'd save your pilots from getting bounced by prop fighters, & reduce the rate of snooicyde amongst the maintenance crews."
The 262 in your name stands for the amount of hours it takes, to make you air worthy after each sortie, implying you didn't get shot down on your landing approach by a Mustang.
Hmm, nobody here roasted the meteor. Probably because of how easy and reliable it was to fly and maintain
Good idea
The Raptor would have a field day with the CF-105, but not the CF-100, that thing would counterattack.
For whatever reason, the Germans decided to use this thing as a base for their VTOL aircraft (before it was cancelled). You’d think that for an aircraft design that needs to take off and land vertically, you would want an aircraft capable of flying slower than mach 1 without immediately stalling.
I want whatever the Germans were on when designing the EWR VJ 101
The reason we used the Starfighter at all was corruption, our back than defense ministre got several undocumented "gifts" from lockheed...
the tatical lawn dart💀💀
At least the Widowmaker have something that the Raptor don’t.
Air-to-air kills.
Though most of them were suicide- air to ground kills...
Wistle blower?
Ahem! I'm looking at you Boeing...
Ah yes, the fin-stabilized pencil
raptor is sad because he didnt get a chance to go to space and also practically raise astronauts. and couldn't carry chuck yeagers massive balls because if the raptor tried chucks balls would be too heavy for his poor airframe.
I love my supersonic pencil. I used to hate it but now I'm in love with it.
I need me a Starfighter bodypillow.
“Be careful, it’s a jet for advanced pilots and here is the safety manua-“
Meanwhile the Luftwaffe:
Tactical nuclear moose… Sounds like a good idea to me
1:25 they straped a what?!?!
Yep.they strapped nuke to it
F-22: "I don't get paid enough for this." RAF Typhoon: "You guys get paid?"
"What's next? Tactical Nuclear Moose?"
Well now that you gave me the idea, yes
Ah, a good F-22 roast video. Been a minute since we've had one of these.
How about The Raptor roasting the F-117 Nighthawk, AKA the Hopeless Diamond
I'm not sure the Raptor's winning that one. The Australians know how to show what aggressive manoeuvres looks like with the thing.
@@hallowedbeyourdays the USAF is the only Air Force to ever use F-117s, I don't know what you're talking about.
Probably one of the funniest roast channels ive seen in my opinion better than no pack god 🗿
Dat crashing scene when eurobeat gets it's speed changed from 5x to 0.25x is just so funny :D
The F-104 was a fantastic Kelly Johnson design.
Say what you want about her, but the Oh Four is the most beautiful thing to ever fall out of the sky
Hahaha! And that's why you don't keep the afterburners going constantly during flight!
Reasons why this is better than the last 2 F-104 roast videos.
- Eurobeat
- That’s it.
Ah yeah, the best italian interceptor ever
If I remember correctly, the Starfighter was an interceptor, not a fighter. All it needed to be was fast, so small wings.
As a Canadian i can confirm we are working on a Tactical Nuclear Moose. And lemme get you in on a little secret….. we’re making a tactical Nuclear bottle of maple syrup
Bro the new mighty machines episode is wild
you know, when the 104 crashed, I half-expected a cartoonish _DOING_ noise instead of the crunch we got
Should’ve mentioned that because of West Germany’s reliance on it, they cancelled all their awesome VTOL projects.
Spain who didn't lose any: skill issue
Because they used it in the only way it was safe, kept in the hangar
@@tudorflorianstoica6076 tell that to nasa
i remember "watching" a movie in class that had a F-104 in it. My teacher paused the movie and said the pilot crashed it and died and we just saw the last few minutes of that mans life
I, going back to my hangar i dont get paid enough to deal with this😂😂😂😂
I've never seen Raptor this calm before. He either doesn't consider the F-104 cursed *enough*, or he considers it *so* cursed that it loops back around to 0 again.
When he said "you mean the aircraft thats more unstable than someone in solitary confinement" i half expected a picture of Col. McKinsey to appear.
I like Sentry as a recurring character , hes nice
Yo Glitch, I'm hungry, throw some beans in yo basement
The starfighter is good with a good pilot, it can retain speed very well during turns, it was the first fighter jet to get the vulcan, it was made with the suggestions of veteran korean and ww2 pilots who were the most skilled pilots of their time.
Raptor also tried to roast the Avro Arrow... But nobody came
Finally an aircraft I actually know something about
First it was the missile, then it was Raptor AND missile, and now we've gone on to accept that it's purely the Raptor who's talking
0:21 starfighter is shaking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tactical Nuclear Moose…HOLD MY SYRUP
Fun fact: You can pick a F-104 and use it to build a cool land speed racer, a jet car that runs at 700 kilometers (440 miles) per hour. Purchase one decommissioned F-104, remove and dispose its wings, and add some down force producing aerodynamic trim. Why? Because it will eventually run so fast it can actually take off, and you don't want to fly in a vehicle that's not supposed to fly.
wait till bro hears about the CF-105
YOU GET PAID +$37 MILLION DOLLARS I THINK YOU GET PAID WELL ENOUGH!
He pays a lot, too
ngl a tactical nuclear moose sounds like a genius idea
We need CF-105 now.
Fun fact: the original concept for the starfighter was drawn on the back of a napkin
So was the P-51 and P-47.
Good idea 1:35
"WHISTLEBLOWER" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Raptor even hates felon outside filming
This feels wierdly higher quality than previous ones nice
Aluminum death tube moment
I love how the Raptor is scared to death of the Rafale. XD
Canada’s best weapon is geese
0:49 lawn dart 💀
Me 262 vs F-22, First Wunderwaffe vs Modern Wunderwaffe
I've always thought that the f22 raptor would say nah i'd win.
Between a Starfighter and a Marut, I'd take the Marut. Kurt Tank knew what he was doing. It's a shame it never got the engines it needed.
Is anybody else wondering what Eurobeat song the 104 was listening to?
PS: I just figured it out it's Gas Gas Gas. I had to slow it's down to 0.25×
We need the raptor to roast the B-52
Now roast the Boeing 707-385C Phalcon! The plane with a big nose!
it can smell a penny from 15 clicks away with that massive schnozz
Don't forget the time an F-104 was turned into a supersonic car and crashed while attempting a land speed record, killing the female driver inside.
North American Eagle, btw. That's what the car was called.
And there was the NF-104 incident with Chuck Yeager that was featured in The Right Stuff.
I hope one day you do the blackburn buccaneer or English electric lightning
"I already dont like the French because of how crazy they can be", I know how that feels.
This was the most disrespectful thing ever! The Starfighter is his uncle!
Idea: Raptor roasts the Me262 or Ho 229
I really like the writing on this one
Idea: Raptor roasts Delta Airlines, American Airlines, and United Airlines.
0:33 - Very deceptive choice of words there Felon...
**cough*Tu-22*cough**
What we should really be looking over is the amount of incidents from the Soviet Union with it's space program and military, and DONT forget the amount of times the turrets of their tanks have flown to space.
as a French i confirm that we are crazy
A ROAST VID YIPPIE
Considering the USAF was supposed to get 553 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter interceptors (153 104A & 440 104C), 18 Lockheed RF-104A Starfighter spyplanes and 130 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter trainers (26 104B and 104 104D), yeah the USAF maybe dodged a bullet
I'm surprised that F-22 even know who they are talking about whit out saying his name.
I would not longer be surprised that F-22 knows all planes and their info.
Im sure the F-104 endure more time in the air if stop playing Eurobeat 24/7
Wdym, that's the only thing keeping it from falling into the ground after barely taking off, most of the time...
Don't mind it is probably Avril testing her dragster
How do you make the voice from the "The missile knows where it its" say all this? Was there something you dropped the original MP3 file into to make the voice?
Can we have the fA18/CF18 roast please?
The rapter gets paid alot tho xd
1:29 best words to be spoken
Raptor keeps a wary eye on France and French-speaking nations after that 'date' with Mlle. Rafale D'Assault.
0:34 I think more like su-57 is having a break I’m guessing
ah good timing i just connected my laptop to my new wifi for the first time and need to test it
Woah woah, slow down F-22 your back
HELL YEAH, NEW PLANE DESIGN!