The Tories Are Trying To Cover Their Own Backs AGAIN | The Russell Howard Hour
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- Опубликовано: 9 дек 2021
- From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a deep dive into the latest Tory Xmas party scandal, and news of the latest Omicron variant.
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They partied while I had to watch my uncle's funeral on a RUclips live feed. Words cannot describe how angry that makes me.
My condolences on your loss during such a time of great difficulties and two-faced "leaders." It simply adds weight to your burden. I wish you and yours well.
So what whille i was going insane and was in lockdown the britsh were out there partying and didn,t give a fuck wtf man if they can,t even follow the rules why should we i like almost drove myself to sucide what the hell
I cant take this comment seriously with your profile pic lmao
My thoughts are with you
Sorry mate. I feel your pain, they partied the night I buried my brother in November 2020 lockdown too.
Last Christmas,
We kept you apart,
And the very next day,
We partied away
This year, to save my career
I'll come up with something special!
Remember guys. Hands, Face, Party at Boris' Place!
This was very creative. Love it.
Good soldiers follow orders
@@ImmortalCosmic legend
@@redpandamurphy
It's from this video
ruclips.net/video/GbFhMjPsGEI/видео.html
@@joshuahirst7218 we must recreate the Area 51 raid
Whether crime expires after a year or not doesn't matter. It's still been less than a year since that party! We've got 8 days left until it's been a year!
latest buddy cop film sounds awesome!
Follow the rough and tumble veteran and his new energetic partner as they hunt down the MP Party before the week ends!!
Crime doesnt but they don't go investigating if someone wasn't wareing a seatbelt last year if it's reported today there's no evidence
@@davidevans3223 they would if multiple witnesses, messages between the people who attended and photographic evidence exists.
@@MRmaggots1234 that there was a meeting i don't understand how it's took so long to come out there's clearly no reason you can't pass on gifts at a meeting but we'll see won't we the fact so many are assuming before there's any evidence shows it's wishful thinking from the left as the torys are untouchable at the job so wall paper and rule breaching are all the left have
@@davidevans3223 come on even you know Boris is clown.
"No snogging under the mistletoe" - did anyone tell Matt Hancock?
I don't think Therese Coffey has that much to worry about
It was the only place he didn't miss her!
@@mehmetdemir4858 That's not something I want to imagine 😂
*No "intimate oral contact" under the mistletoe
I love the wholesome way Russell makes himself laugh by his silly skits. It's kind of endearing.
That's two people laughing then.
its easy when other people write your "jokes"
@@Muttrix that’s every show like this. Dave Chapelle had writers for his show he didn’t write all the skits
You should watch him doing stand up he will start going off the top of his head
@@Grishrak If you like him thats up to you. I just dont respect him as a comedian. Please dont compare this hack to Dave lol
Somebody isn’t doing a performance for the Royals ever again! 🤣
I don't think Russell will be arsed.
"Again"? Did he actually perform for them?
'No Gods Or Kings - Only Man' ✊
I was there for this recording. One of the best evenings I’ve had this year. Love Russel
Lucky u..
Hi how can one get a chance to watch it live ? Please do let me know. Thanks
Were you the one with the excellent laugh? 😄
@@lenkacfk7155 I wish but I was sat next to a woman with an amazing laugh
I also heard about the BBC Christmas party.
The police investigating the christmas parties is bloody stupid in my opinion, Who's the first person you see when going into 10 Downing Street? A Police officer. So why weren't they breaking up the parties, they would have broke up a party if we had one in the middle of lockdown?
the MET dont serve the people they serve the tories, thats a huge issue
@@kanedNunable So true. The police, like our politics, are bought and owned by private interests. That's why there will never be progress on the wildly unjust and comically pointless 'drug war' which they have been losing for 40 odd years. New tory policies are guaranteed to make it worse, as usual.
They're the queen's service. Anything the royals or government do is completely "legal"
Thats pretty easy actually... You see, Police are a thing because the people who work need to be kept in line so they continue to work (why do you think homelessness is criminalized?) rich people? no the police aren't there to deal with rich people. Government officials? No that'd be biting the hand that feeds them. Police are just not here to police the wealthy and those in government.
Because they were at the party, obviously.
And imo Cresdida Dick is squashing any investigation for one reason only...she knows people in glass (party) houses, like I suspect she was, shouldn't throw stones! If she allows police to investigate no10, she will end up exposing all her met parties.... self preservation.
If Andrew's crimes get much older, he'll lose interest in them.
Lol
🤣
😂😂
No sweat!
political comedy cant beat it, showing up the liars in power. should be more of this in mainstream tele. well done russell.
Yeah, Steven Crowder is hilarious
Claiming it was a year ago is actually confirming that it happened. 🤣
Funny how so many have resigned over this "party that didn't happen" too. Isn't it?
My eyes hurt from rolling when she said GR-EGGS
As someone who currently works at a GREGGS, and deals with said stupid people all day, cannot put into words how much seeing this made me laugh!
Tories have got some great sexism going there
"Crimes are being committed because women are being equally represented"
That's some parkour level logic they got going there.
Amazing how some men still blame women for them committing crime.
Well, they aren't being equally represented in their examples. They've just come and bulldozed existing characters, since writers are too lazy to write female characters into that same universe as an equal. With The Doctor, I understand it, he becomes different people all the time, no problems there... Ghostbusters, I didn't like it enough to give a crap or have an opinion... James Bond however, wtf. Just have a new agent come in and out perform him, or be on par with him and be a woman.
@@Vortiporius_ James Bond had Bond retire before a new agent took the 007 label. I get you're looking for reasons to be offended, but do try to keep track what you're offended about.
@@paulelkin3531 spoken like a brainwashed muppet who doesn't understand the subject matter and respecting source material
And while they were having parties my mum was crying that we couldn’t see our family for Christmas
You could have, you chose not to.
Big difference.
I did. It was great.
@@ThomasCostigan How do you know they could have? You have to idea how far apart they live and whether they were allowed to travel there or not.
Other peoples lives aren't the same as yours.
@@bb-ballistics1706 Not really considering I’m a kid and couldn’t really do fuck all since our family lives in England
All you people who followed and continue to follow whatever the governments "advise" deserve everything you get.
@@philbarrett3739 I’m a fuckin kid and couldn’t really do anything about it but ok
He said " sorry" for a party he had but in boris's words didn't have.
I grew up in a small village where I had the luxury to be able to walk to school alone every day.
One morning, I noticed a dog turd tucked away under a Bush but just visible on the pavement.
I walked past that turd every single day and watched it turn from a brown poop into a white fossil over the years.
Two decades later that petrified turd is still there, fused to the pavement like concrete.
I'm probably the only person who knows it's there and it represents
a stable element to my life in such a chaotic world.
Thank you, dog when I was 6, back in the 90s.
😂😂😂
Fq🤣🤣🤣✊
That's quite beautiful.
You should publish a book.
Comedy at its best, if only everyone realises the dark truth to the jokes the message he really wants everyone to do!
Yup... they got away with it and we are worse of than ever regarding covid+restrictions.... but clap like a dickhead anyway!
Yup, this is why I was a huge fan of George Carlin
Really? You need to get out more!
@@lizmcleod2734 😂😂
The world needs Russell Howard right now.
Could you imagine a squad of Russell Howards police xD
@@layna-heyhey Better get the balloons ready as tasers! XD
Yes, the world needs Russell Howard right now...
...to stop stirring up trouble and STFU 😂
No the world needs everyone to stop complying
Russell is the stratospheric king of good humour. In less than 15 min I reconciled with the universe and with humanity...which lately has demonstrated very very very few examples of good will!! Keep going Russell! If you end up in jail democracy is dead.
I wish Russell Howard was our PM
You are obviously simple mate.
@@markstarmer3677 And the actual prime minister isn't?
@@krustytheclown8957 appropriate name you have
@@markstarmer3677 we should probably swap names then if you think Boris is a competent pm
@@krustytheclown8957 whats the alternative. Anti uk Labour. Imagine abacus Abbot in charge of finances...
Lefty woke twats
Wow, I'm loving this guy, absolutely spot on, no holds barred entertainment👏
Boris looks and though he's still recovering from that party, must have been quite a night!
Also, 'G R eggs'! 🤣🤣
……G R eggs 😂😂😂
There was a boy called George who made his own medicine. It was Marvellous.
To quote Ghostbusters on the govt following their rules: "actually it's more of a guideline than a rule"
Wasnt that captain barbossa?
@@xanderjames8682 Not exactly but he said something similar
@@xanderjames8682 nah you’re right it was
You mean Scrooged.
We don't actually have a statute of limitations in the UK, especially for violent crimes. It doesn't go off!
This guy has been on point for years. Love it.
When a politician says something just do the opposite. That's what I took from this situation.
All you people who followed and continue to follow whatever the governments "advise" deserve everything you get.
@@philbarrett3739 fair enough
The Tories, specifically.
I feel like I'm losing braincells every time I hear a Tory MP speak
Labour mp’s don’t have any to start with
@@simonhool3073 why you gotta go to the other side both are fucked
Add Russell 'not funny' Howard to that list.
That's because you are.
@@simonhool3073 What a tool.
You make life better. 🤪😂🤣❤️✌️
Emojis in that specific way give me Facebook mom vibes and make me physically recoil
@@slabon6091 I just farted
Nama - I just shit myself.
I love his take on Boris who's a total baffoon we need new politicians because these guys are dangerous
Why do you think I haven't voted Conservative at any election ever?
You never stop making me laugh. You're the best medicine.
This guys is the right comedian at the right time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Hello darkness my ol friend” 😂😂😂😂😂
You need to talk about Tories doing drugs and how it was near bojo office and Priti Patel office. Yet bojo is doing a 10 year war on drugs. I am convinced he doing cocaine by talking nonsense and Peppa pig.
I am actually unsure if this latest ‘scandal’ wasn’t designed to take attention from the drug taking
Imagine Boris on ketamine
@@ProjectFlashlight612 what me on K imagining Boris, or him on K? I am 50, both are horrible ideas 😂😂👌
Brilliant, he has such a good way of bringing humour to the most dire of subjects.
I’m gonna have an existential crisis about ties now
Ties suck. Down with ties!
From Arizona, USA-Thanks so much for the laughs. We sure can use them.
even door number 10 of my advent calendar had traces of coke and strobe lights😭
Must have been a hell of a party at Boris's place. When you need an investigation in to whether there was a party in your house and whether you were there you know it must have been good.
Watched Russell's show when it was on BBC 3 and I missed it, so glad I can watch them again, a bit of normality
Omicron B is also an anagram of “crimbo on”🕺🎄
Where is the B from? It's just Omicron not Omicron B.
I laugh so hard watching Russell's videos that I have to keep rewinding because I miss his next few lines 🤣😂
Boris always looks like he's walking home from a party at 4 am.. no surprises here at all.
Why though when his predecessor but one David Cameron would occasionally spend over £200 on a personal barber for a quick trim? Pathological disorder is an odd way of connecting with the voters isn't it?
I don’t have any confidence in the government. If those in charge can’t stick too the rules they put in force what makes them think anyone else will all of them should be called too court and fined the maximum amount and they should also see a reduction in salary’s we the people should unite and stand against these people who clearly don’t have any respect for us
All you people who followed and continue to follow whatever the governments "advise" deserve everything you get.
@@philbarrett3739 I didn’t once follow the rules the British government introduced I carried on going too and from work opened my garage everyday at the normal trading hours even though we had no customers I still went too work we just painted and done the odd car repair when they come in. I attended illegal raves and mixed indoors with more then the rules permitted. And I have not and will not be getting the vaccine. I just questioned why they think anyone will follow rules if they have proven they won’t even follow there own rules
If you don't live by your own standards, you don't have any.
I tried not to laugh so hard but ended up rolling on the foor 🤣
Bravo, Russell! Keep doin' what you're doin'!
Boris def says ‘taking cocaine’ in that pap question scene 🤣
Oh I knew it would be pure gold for you, this Boris thing! As a Dutchman I was waiting for your reaction.... it made my day mate.
Depends on the medicine, a homemade "lemsip" is much nicer than the powdered stuff due to the lack of chemical sweetners.
That is like calling "alternative medicine" true medicing, lemsip is not true medicine.
I am not injecting anything home made into my body. Fuck that.
It might be nicer but it's missing the medicine like paracetamol
I had powdered Lemsip the other week for the first time. Never again. I'd rather suffer through a cold all year round than put that shite in my mouth.
@@melonmode4128 fair enough. Each to their own.
"The Omicron Variant" sounds like an airport thriller.
Or a decepticon
It sounds like a marijuana strain
If its movie, tho. We can't go casting women, or men will commit crimes...
You’ve made me smile this morning… thank you…
I've only ever seen this bloke on tv, where he's about as funny as a visit to the clap clinic! Until now I thought he'd had a comedy bypass but this is hilarious! Converted 🤣
The tie bit is perfect.
I would love be in the audience for a episode I missed out on chance see Russell in 2015 as I was battling cancer
O my goodness, I hope your feeling better and no longer battling cancer. Good luck to you.
Did you die?
@@one-seventh no I am still there just haven’t had time or money sort tickets
I was there for this recording. Was amazing
I'd love to go one day. Last time I went to a TV show recording was back in the 90s, for an episode of the Brian Connoly show. They're a great laugh as you get to see more than what makes it into the show :)
Everyone who struggles with how to say Omicron just prove they've never watched Futurama before.
Anyone who grew up watching that show can say Omicron without any trouble at all. Lerr made sure we always knew how to say it
Ah, glad I’m not the only one that keeps thinking Omicron Persei 8… 🤣
This was literally my first thought when I heard about it. Now every time I watch the news I just hear "I AM LRRR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. How do I shut this off Ndnde?"
But.... For us fans, it feels extremely disorienting to say Omicron without finishing with Persei 8!
My 13 year old brought that up the other day 😂
I will destroy you 😂
It's somewhat reassuring to see that there are mad people in every country 😭 though sad at the same time
"wearing a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers" ... Ok then, would you rather a fart in your face, with or without trousers?
You win.
Actually, the IFLS-site posted an article about how it is more sanitary to sleep in pyjamas, because a scientist actually self-tested farting directly into Petri dish, and farting through cloth. The results clearly showed that cloth keeps the worst from spreading...
@@lenkacfk7155 no shit?
@@Alucard-gt1zf - no, just less shit. Lol.
@@Alucard-gt1zf ^^ What he said! 😂 I wish we could post external links here, then I would post it for you.
So so good!! Loved your interview with Steven Bartlett as well xx
I just had a mental breakdown over that American saying G R EGGS
As an American, I'm shaking my head and rolling my eyes. Like, why would she think that? There are no spaces or periods (excuse me... full stops) after the G and R... she's a special kind of dumb and I apologize.
Not laughed that much in a while 😂
I watched the new Doctor Who once. Now I'm involved in organized crime. Love being one of the Tories now.
Crimes the least of your worries the new Dr Who rots your braincells
🤣🤣🤣👍dirt wasn't he?!!
I think the point he was making is that all the positive male characters are being transitioned to female leading only the negatives as role models.
He is trying to make out gender bending is the same argument they use about black people having only negative role models in music and media
Think you should have been a lot more critical, Russ, to be fair. On the night of the party (Oh and there have been a few more that have come to light as well ) over 400 people passed away, think about those poor souls and their families. How do you think they (the bereaved families )must be feeling after hearing that ??? Boris and his Govt have taken the piss. We all stood by the rules....while they shoved two fingers up at all of us.
It's sad that people now only hate the tories because of the Christmas party, yet ignore anti-refugee and other horrible stuff the tories have done
Yeah like slaughter innocent Iraqi children during an illegal war? Oh no wait that was Labour, not to mention the Savile cover up, led by Keir Starmer.
@@anangrycat86 fax
Tm they’re tryna pass a law to deport British citizens born and raised to our ethic homes
Refugees from France?
I wish I lived there myself.
@@Kankerpatient123 if you are born in a stable it doesn't make you a horse.
Good evening Mr. Howard. We've been expecting you
It's worrying that people that are professionals in communications can not say Omicron
They should watch ‘Futurama’, then they’ll understand.
Persei 8.
The Stewart Lee 4th wall break was quality!!!
Is it just me that's wondering how mark Hamil feels being called a woman, cause he wasn't replaced as Luke, he definitely was still Luke in all the films 🤣
If mark wants to be a woman. Yea. Sure. Why not xD.
He probably meant about how he got replaced by Rey
@@lonewolf9578 you don't say🤣
Thank goodness for Russell!!
Anybody who votes Tory should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
I agree but do you think labour are the same . Tories are doing extreme things labour wants more extreme
@@harrysmith5353 Why does everyone bring up labour automatically? Point is, Tories are in charge and they're fucking disgusting
@Peepoopoggers so the tories have done bad. Example tories say lock the country down and labour go lock the country down for longer and harder then you have . So what im saying is the tories make a move and labour say there weak. On the basis of that labour would of made the situation far more worse .
Thats not a cop out there both self serving and dont represent the people in anyway now . There is no politics as there is no oppostion if you cannot see that my freind then you will soon relise when its to late.
Corbyn needs to come back and tell the you know who's to F off. So what, he exposes their bs in Palestine, but that doesn't make him anti Jew'ish'.
Palestinians are semitic too, but Palestinians don't count. Only the you know who's can be poor little "Victims", but they can do whatever to whoever. Even trying to blow up the USS Liberty to make the yanks retaliate onto the Egyptians was allowed. Those poor "Victims" 🥱
@@cattman987yeah because it's always gone so well when Labour have been in charge! Remember the end of the 70's, what a dire time that was! Fuck eyed Brown nearly bankrupt the country, oh and speaking of the 70's, the Labour government before Maggie Thatcher, closed more pits than she did, but the left don't like that mentioning! So they are no better
Love this guy ❤️
The "No Crimbo" thing is funny as heck
More I see of Russell more I'm impressed 👍
One of the best so far (hard to beat with your stand ups)
was waiting for this😂
I was waiting for Russell to talk about this. Gold😍
Love you Russel ❤🙏🙏🙏😇 great show :)
I’ll never understand Boris and his team…
Stick to sesame street
@silverfoxeater nope I moved on but some people don't understand that voting Tory is the only sane thing to do and they should probably start again
@@davidevans3223 Really?
Wow what a surprise 😮 I caaaant believe it
Brilliant
At this point, I'd rather have ANY of the Prime Ministers from the RTD era of Doctor Who...
Fun fact: Boris actually does exist in the Whoniverse. He is an Auton (one of those living manekin). And the text he is popping up in, the novelisation of Rose, suggests, that him becoming PM is part of a Nestine plan to take over Britain
@@larseich5796 yeah, heard about that and hope RTD incorporates it into his next series... there's also "BIG Boris Johnson" with Nigel Farage here (around 6:50): ruclips.net/video/VYdIPOiWr0M/видео.html
@@larseich5796 Are you sure? I always thought of him as the Abzorbaloff.
@@WandG_Fan how prominent was Boris in 2004/5 because I could easily picture him as one of the Slitheen in 'Aliens in London' if they had been named after real MPs at the time.
I'm pretty sure everyone will be voting Saxon in the next election.
How are these people our leaders 😩
“At least it’s not labour” nonsense
This is what happens when you drawn in by a fraud. Unfortunately Boris's promise of giving the electorate an oven ready brexit deal was the same as his lie about £350 million a day.
Russell, I love you. Happy Christmas from the other side of the pond!
"Everything is going to be okay juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts
Thanks 4 the funny. Job well done. Txs 🇨🇦
I needed this.
If crimes have a expiry date after a year, it would explain why I never found out who stole my dog 1 year ago.
He's funny, because all he's saying is right on.
You are Fn great lad. Love your stuff. 1 of the best out there
Very good stuff. Very good
I'm sure there wasn't any marmite in that homemade medicine, we don't have that stuff here 😅
my greek ass is laughing hysterically by the way they mispronounce omicron
I like gyro
That's the best one yet, you're the king!
Top stuff Russ!!
Absolute legend you make valid points and also very funny
New conspiracy theory:
Russell Howard is actually an anagram for "Walrus Holders". Dude probably goes to the sea park to hold them walruses.
The truth is out ! I've seen Russell many a time holding aloft a walrus at Sea World
Love you man
This is amazing
Gotta love the transformers robots in disguise joke at 8:33
I wonder how many of the audience clapping at the jokes about the Tories voted Tory in 2019 and will do so again? Some people just have zero self awareness.
That's why they deliver bad news through satire and comedy. Because people don't make the connection. It's funny, it can't be real.
We wanted Brexit, remember?
@@helenholdsworth6407 not all of us, sweetie
@@pastlesandfish But too many of you
@@Seveq England and Wales did. Scotland and Northern Ireland voted to remain.