Gavin Williamson getting a Knighthood is just a slap in the face. Is he the one that told parents to report teachers to OFSTED if they were unhappy with teaching throughout the lockdowns.
He was, the brilliant thing about it was that Ofsted were inundated with thousands and thousands of comments from parents and guardians praising the work the schools had done during lockdown
Whats wrong with that? Some of my teachers claimed they "couldnt" teach online and made a half arsed attempt at it. *some* teachers took advantage of it being online and tried to do the minimum
“The sea was actually closed.” He must have been inspired by Father Dougal’s excuse for not taking Father Jack for his daily exercise, saying “the cliffs were closed.” 🙄
MPs just gave themselves a pay rise due to extra work caused by covid last year. WTF? Whilst I waited a year for cancer surgery and delays in other depts almost cost me my sight. Front line staff deserve and should be paid higher wages. Would you rather pay more tax to cover MPs wages or those that educate n medicate us?
I'd like to be able to be seen by a dentist instead of local hospital pulling the covid card backlog excuse, don't live in that big of a town, know fine well people have pulled this excuse so they can have an easier time doing next to nothing while still getting paid.
BoJo is a great example of the class of grifters, like JRM or Jordan Peterson, who use the colloquial symbology of what laypeople heuristically use to determine intelligence and education to make their laughable tosh seem impenetrable and therefore sophisticated. They're the kid on the playground who realized other kids would think them smart if they used big words where little ones would suffice. It's a very old trick, relying principally on the fact that people are reticent to admit genuine ignorance (although there's really no shame in it) by revealing that they don't grasp a concept and asking for clarification. Requests for clarity always bamboozle charlatans, because it's something they, by definition, cannot provide.
I'd say he looked like he'd been kicked in the head by a mule, but I'm pretty sure that, with that dude, such an incident could only have made him smarter.
can we give the sign language interpreter applause , for tying so hard not to give up half way and just do some very rude sign language. well done sir and lady
Fun fact in America you can be sworn in on anything. One thing that I chose to be sworn in on if I ever made it to a political position was the Denver public libraries audiobook copy of lioness rampant by Tamora Priece. Because it was my favorite audiobook and the first audiobook that I ever got to listen to as a dyslexic girl
@@chocolatecake742 And this is why neither of you @Photofreak56 and @Georgina Daniels are ever going to be sworn in to any political roll. Immaturity at its finest.
YES, A FELLOW TAMORA PIERCE FAN!!!! Kel and Sandry are my favorites of hers, but Lioness Rampant would be a badass choice for getting sworn into public office! Nothing wrong with basing your civil service career on Alanna, who knows the difference between illlegal and amoral, and has enough courage to take on whole armies without being foolish about it.
A list of the weird things BoJo said at 1:24 “What monkey glands are they applying to rebel valley?” “What royal jelly are they eating, in our wonderful nursing pool?” “Chestnuts out of that Tartarian pit core droid.” “Providence cosmonauts” “Fibre optic vermicelli” “Coagulated roundabouts.” “Cheek by jowl” And.... “Raucous squawkus from anti-AUKUS caucus”
Seriously, what the fuck is he saying half the time? People take the piss out of Trump and Biden stumbling their way through speeches but this has to be where the wooden spoon goes.
@@Monotonous-Tedium let me guess, you like to be told how it is, unless you don’t agree with what’s being said. You must agree with freedom of speech in the same way.
I heard someone say that we have a lifelong politician that became a comedian when he became PM, and Ukraine had a comedian that became a Statesman when he became PM!
The Ukrainian president proved you wrong on people not needing comedians in hard times. Also, I was very grateful for comedians during lockdown. Granted, not comedic politicians, but yes we do need comedians in a crisis
Also, in my experience, comedians often seem to be the most intelligent, progressive, humble, self-reflected and empathetic of people (except the ones that simply can't make a joke without shitting on others), so that's the kind of people you'd want around in any case. And laughter in hard times is priceless.
Boris is an incompetent clown in a crisis (and on any other day) - and a corrupt politician...well, also on any day. Zelensky used to be a Comedian and has become a politician who really stepped up in times of crisis. Might wanna go back to Cbeebies if that "subtle" joke was too much for you love?!
I doubt he's doing one liners as he shoots invading Russians. The difference between Zelensky and Johnson couldn't be plainer. One rose to the occasion and is attempting to save his country, the other sank to the depths of Tory sleaze, taking his country with him, and thinks it's all just a humorous chapter in his internal life story. I wonder which country should be considered a global presence now? A large majority of the world is watching with admiration how the Ukrainians are handling the invasion. They are paying attention to Ukrainian needs and pleas and largely acting in that country's best interests. And off to the side, facing the wrong way, stands Johnson, the UK's mouthpiece. Mumbling about how it's so hard to sanction aggressors, they don't like it. There is a Russian connection between the disasters befalling the UK and Ukraine, the whole world can see it Only one of the two countries seems to be doing much about it.
It's a fair point, but people aren't turning to Zelensky for his comedic skills in this period. Just because he was a professional comedian (also has a law degree) doesn't mean everything he does is comedy. And while comedians are helpful in processing a crisis, nobody's asking for one of Stephen Colbert's (love him!) razor-sharp monologues in lieu of, say, cardiac surgery, hilarious and incisive as said monologues may be.
If anything him mentioning otters and rivers is hypocritical when the Tories approved the dumping of waste into rivers, that would be a deterrent for wildlife to go to them
That first one, with the gobsmacked greaseball on the right... I'm from Alabama, and yeah, that's all you need to know about the bulk of politicians in this state. I'm glad we can entertain the UK with the look of that dunderhead's brain going through a hard reboot.
That sign language interpreter should have just signed "I have no idea what this bozo is saying, I think we need to contact his carers because he is behaving like he has dementia and needs to be in an old folks' home." When Russell translated that one part, what I was hearing come out of BoJo's mouth made more sense, and I was hearing what I imagine drunk Dr. Seuss having a stroke would sound like.
I can put these videos on and change my whole mood around from the day, I was literally just in tears of laughter for about 20 minutes straight this geezer is too funny with his punchlines
"The sea was actually closed" - our government. Makes you proud to be British. Says every Daily Mail, Torygraph, Daily Express, Times, Sun, Daily Star, Beano, Guido Fawkes, Paul Joseph Wankstain-Watson reader and watcher. Tossers
Love Russel Howard, always have. Didin't laugh once, this is too real now they have destroyed our country. I'm ashamed of what we have become. Just look how far we have fallen since 2012.
Oh Russell, you don't attach otters to a car! You reclaim the canal system and plough majestically along the Kenet & Avon with a flotilla of the little aquatic rodents towing a barge.
@@bentaylor6995 That was the sole reason Conservatives got in last time, not because they had anything new to offer, but because Labour had Komrade Corbyn as its leader. since the conservatives got in we have had a massive explosion of homlessness, piss poor wages that dont cover rent, Zero contract Hours are destroying our youth. child poverty, food banks, declining NHS services, the proposed Breakup of the NHS into 42 Integrated Care systems which private insurance headed by Simon Stevens is poised to take over ( The NHS will be safer under us) Yeah sure Boris oh aye and Brexit farce. ( If we leave the European Union 350 Million to be diverted to health care) Tcha! this shameless party is determined to put the poor in their place just like they are in the states. Communism Never looked so good right now.
@@bentaylor6995 I mean, he's been pretty terrible. How much worse could "communism" or indeed simply whatever Jeremy Corbyn had in mind really have been? Could have been something more palatable than massive energy and fuel crises and all the austerity and the correlated corruption that has taken place since the referendum
@@nigget-tv-videos4135 Yes cloth masks are useless, you need RII standard or higher but people wouldnt want to walk around with total face coverings would they? so anything was better than nothing. Have you had Covid? I have, 2 times before the vaccinations came out 2nd time I nearly died, took 6 weeks to get over covid and another 4 months to even get to the place i was before my 2nd infection. I wouldnt even wish it on you. it is the most painful infection you are ever likely to get, EVERY organ is attacked and thats why recovery is so long after. dont talk about stuff you clearly have no knowledge of.
I feel that MPs should be a fair representation of society BUT that the ones who make it to the Cabinet, by law, should be qualified in the subject they are addressing, such as; Minister for Health… senior doctor or surgeon or nurse, minister for Transport… should be an infrastructure professional or logistics person. Chancellor of the Exchequer… a senior financial accountant! Not Dave from down the road who worked at Costco for 5 minutes during his gap year, nor anyone who went to Eton.
The difficulty is who decides what qualifications are sufficient. Currently ministers are supposed to know what they are doing, as decided by the government and primarily the Prime Minister. They will generally have ministerial experience, but often political factors are deemed more important than experience in the specific subject of their department. The theory is that the civil servants provide that expertese, the minister just has to give them direction. If its not the elected government that decides if someone can be a minister then someone else must hold that power. Civil servants? Judges? House of Lords? If power is abused by an elected official the people can vote them out. If its abused by an unellected person it can be a much more permanent problem.
I blame the state of American schools. Right now, they're trying to ban the teaching of nearly all American history, quite a lot of world history, and _the entirety of WWII history_ to avoid upsetting the white supremacists & conspiracy theorists. It's insane.
@@mikes5637 Yup. Kind of sad that no one in this country will vote for someone who actively has a plan to change the country. The boat is quite swiftly sinking, I don't think rocking it can make things WORSE.
@@nektekket852 Labour self-sabotaging Corbyn because they were scared of the fact he was actually left-wing and not slightly right-leaning like the rest of Labour will never not be a hilarious summary of how shit our democracy is. Similar to the US, our two choices are always "right-wing" or "diet right-wing, sugar free".
F#ck me! Russell Howard is bloody hilarious! I can't get enough of these videos! It's obvious Russell is a master comedian who is at the top of his game!
'We don't need funny people in a crisis' - To those talking about Zelenskyy you are missing the point, cracking jokes while your country is fucked is only acceptable if you are also doing something to help with the crisis. Boris talks absolute bollocks and does sod all to help, he uses his 'comedy' to distract us from how shit he is And to think we could have had Eddie Izzard as mayor of London or even PM one day
It's embarrassing how many people in our Government have never read the US Constitution. Especially the first Amendment. These guys should be drummed out of Congress and the House of Representatives.
@LB I know. I am Canadian and I live there. But I have been asked by Americans whether Canada is anywhere near the State of Toronto. And even if they know where and what Canada is many assume it's part of the USA. And I once did Google Canada and it took me to the town of Canada in Ontario, California. Which I have been to incidentally. Until the Truckers protest we were a boring country noone knew anything about or cared.
I mean, the one about mixing up [generic celebrity 1] here and [generic celebrity 2] I absolutely get. I'm a POC and I have zero idea who either of those people are, other than an awareness that Rashford plays for some football team. That said, if I were a major political figure, I'd do my goddamn homework before speaking about anyone.
Fair point and I couldn't either. However, if you were an elected member of parliament making a public comment, you'd do some fecking research, wouldn't you?!
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I feel so sorry for the sign language interpreter whenever Boris opens his mouth 😂😂
It really takes an expert.
😂 he is an absolute clown ,like John clease in reality.
Leveling up wtf, he didn't pass his 'O' LEVELS.
I know what sign I'd be making, since Boris is such a W⚓
90 percent sure he just does random hand signs
That Jimmy Carr impression is spot on 🤣
I think Russel was proud of himself in that moment 😂
Ha, ha, ha, haaa!
That's because it's piss easy to do.
But obviously not as annoying.
‘We don’t need funny people in a crisis’
Former Comedian turned President, Zelenskyy: Hold my beer
I was gonna say the same thing. Slava Ukraini!
Well, he was a comedian who become a leader.
While Johnson is a clown who become a turd
It's like comparing a turd with a gold
Hold my rifle
Johnson and Zelensky both NWO puppets
EXACTLY!!!
Russell "Ask your parents"
Innocent child, "OK, Mom what's a-"
Russell "DON'T ASK YOUR PARENTS!!!"
Dying to see full episodes again
Same
Same
Shame
me too
Me, too. Nothing and no one makes me laugh like our Russell.
Gavin Williamson getting a Knighthood is just a slap in the face.
Is he the one that told parents to report teachers to OFSTED if they were unhappy with teaching throughout the lockdowns.
He was, the brilliant thing about it was that Ofsted were inundated with thousands and thousands of comments from parents and guardians praising the work the schools had done during lockdown
Whats wrong with that? Some of my teachers claimed they "couldnt" teach online and made a half arsed attempt at it. *some* teachers took advantage of it being online and tried to do the minimum
@@aaroncousins4750 And I’m sure you’re not lying to cover for your Fascist side.
@@isabellaangeline2175 lol what?
Teachers are a woke joke
Imagine having to translate Boris' nonsense into sign language.
👎👎🤏👎🖕🖕🖕🖕
Or English.
Ha! I'm hearing some Cockney rhyming slang and gibberish. I suppose _he_ thinks he's clever and it makes him relatable.
Deaf people must be looking at the interpreter like 'okay, they need to get a new guy, this one clearly is just making shit up'
@@Canadian_Zac best comment of the year, or as Boris would say a spenliferous utterance being our comprehension,
“The sea was actually closed.” He must have been inspired by Father Dougal’s excuse for not taking Father Jack for his daily exercise, saying “the cliffs were closed.” 🙄
"How can the sea be closed, Dominic?"
"Ok no, it wasn't that. It was gone"
"The sea was gone? How can it just disappear?"
"Evaporation"
Guess he's no Noah. 😆
if he defended himself saying that he was on vacation and entitled to take it without having to worry about work, it wouldve been a better defense.
MPs just gave themselves a pay rise due to extra work caused by covid last year. WTF? Whilst I waited a year for cancer surgery and delays in other depts almost cost me my sight. Front line staff deserve and should be paid higher wages. Would you rather pay more tax to cover MPs wages or those that educate n medicate us?
They didn’t tbf.
It’s an independent decision but they should refuse it.
Front line staff could do with it, the nhs is an absolute shambles
Y'all keep voting for them. They appear to be taking that as encouragement... You might not have done. Tell your neighbours I guess😣
You are thick.
I'd like to be able to be seen by a dentist instead of local hospital pulling the covid card backlog excuse, don't live in that big of a town, know fine well people have pulled this excuse so they can have an easier time doing next to nothing while still getting paid.
Russel is a fantastic "Boris Johnson to English" translator.
BoJo is a great example of the class of grifters, like JRM or Jordan Peterson, who use the colloquial symbology of what laypeople heuristically use to determine intelligence and education to make their laughable tosh seem impenetrable and therefore sophisticated. They're the kid on the playground who realized other kids would think them smart if they used big words where little ones would suffice.
It's a very old trick, relying principally on the fact that people are reticent to admit genuine ignorance (although there's really no shame in it) by revealing that they don't grasp a concept and asking for clarification. Requests for clarity always bamboozle charlatans, because it's something they, by definition, cannot provide.
@@michaelccozens I see what you did there!
Russell Howard I love your brain....it's funny, irreverent and sensible all at once. You're a legend dude. Much love from Australia.
Russell's awesome. Hes the one man version of The Chaser.
Russell Howard possibly one of the funniest comedians and a great social commentator. Thanks Russell, we so very much appreciate you
Really!!!
Jesus christ Vieta, have you heard of Carlin, stewart lee etc. Russell is dog shit compared to them.
A bit too generous there Vieta
@@rob-890 I absolutely love Carlin but there's always room for other great comedians who tell it like it is.
@@rob-890 Jesus Christ? Really 😂😂👌
First guys face was absolutely priceless lmao
I'd say he looked like he'd been kicked in the head by a mule, but I'm pretty sure that, with that dude, such an incident could only have made him smarter.
@@michaelccozens hahahahahhahaha yeah
His inner monologue be like;
" ... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ..."
Incompetent or racist? Well he's from Alibaba so yes. Lol
Ignorance and religion, it's a match made in heaven. 🤣
Only discovered this bloke cpl weeks ago and I've been binging after a smoke and absolutely in tears..id go see him if ever did a show in Australia
He regularly appears on mock the week (also clips on RUclips)
Please watch the clip of him with the make a wish kid. Absolutely incredible
He came to Au & NZ last year (after doing quarantine).
@@frolickinglions only found this guy 2weeks ago if that
Try jon richarson they're good mates
can we give the sign language interpreter applause , for tying so hard not to give up half way and just do some very rude sign language. well done sir and lady
Yes but do you know? The otters are back.
@@andreaskarlsson5251 😁😁😁🥰yeah otters!!
it's always great watching content by russell howard. he always cheers me up.
Full episodes. Agree! We need to see more of his talent, lazy eye and brilliant humour 😂
Love when he takes on Boris “otter” Johnson 🤣
Takes on randy Andy and it's mum the best TBF 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😁
How is showing videos from the Internet talented?
Fun fact in America you can be sworn in on anything. One thing that I chose to be sworn in on if I ever made it to a political position was the Denver public libraries audiobook copy of lioness rampant by Tamora Priece. Because it was my favorite audiobook and the first audiobook that I ever got to listen to as a dyslexic girl
That is so wholesome thank u for sharing that!! If I had to swear in on a book I’d probably use the five people you meet in heaven by Mitch albom ⭐️
@@chocolatecake742 And this is why neither of you @Photofreak56 and @Georgina Daniels are ever going to be sworn in to any political roll. Immaturity at its finest.
@@anonp2958 looooool ok babe x
YES, A FELLOW TAMORA PIERCE FAN!!!! Kel and Sandry are my favorites of hers, but Lioness Rampant would be a badass choice for getting sworn into public office! Nothing wrong with basing your civil service career on Alanna, who knows the difference between illlegal and amoral, and has enough courage to take on whole armies without being foolish about it.
What if you don't believe in fairytales.
A list of the weird things BoJo said at 1:24
“What monkey glands are they applying to rebel valley?”
“What royal jelly are they eating, in our wonderful nursing pool?”
“Chestnuts out of that Tartarian pit core droid.”
“Providence cosmonauts”
“Fibre optic vermicelli”
“Coagulated roundabouts.”
“Cheek by jowl”
And....
“Raucous squawkus from anti-AUKUS caucus”
'raucous squawkus from anti-AUKUS caucus' is actually what he said
@@drewsmith2325 Oh ok, thank you. I was going off what the auto generated subtitles said, and I know those aren’t always accurate!
@@peacefulleopard8016 it still had me laughing though hahaha
Seriously, what the fuck is he saying half the time? People take the piss out of Trump and Biden stumbling their way through speeches but this has to be where the wooden spoon goes.
I was looking at the sign language translator, trying to see what they would make of it. 😂
Russell Howard is absolutely hilarious! More, please.
No thanks
@@Monotonous-Tedium let me guess, you like to be told how it is, unless you don’t agree with what’s being said. You must agree with freedom of speech in the same way.
@@sarangistudent8614 At this point in time I disagree with everything you just said
"Oh PISS OFF, you moany toad!"
Dude I'm finding a way to use that one today!
I need to know if you succeeded in your mission lol.
Soon I hope!
Find a place where most grouches go. Maybe a pub or a warehouse
I read your comment exactly the moment that Russell was saying that in the video. Interactive viewing, that!
RIP 😁
The only way that Tapper interview could've been better would be if someone off-camera started throwing Cheetos into Gomer's open mouth...
I will not get this picture out of my head 🤣😂😂😂😂
As an Alabamian, I can say this with confidence... Cheetos won't cut it. Fling Little Debbie cakes into that chasm.
Or they started playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune
@@TheFerretLives That's *always* a plus!
The Cheeto in Charge is what I called him while he was 'in office' or ermm 'on the golf course'.
I heard someone say that we have a lifelong politician that became a comedian when he became PM, and Ukraine had a comedian that became a Statesman when he became PM!
"Raucus caucus sausage porkus" sounds like the magic word of an inexplicably butcher-themed children's part magician
Is he trying to cast a spell?
Russell Howard's politics giggles never get old for me!
Master craftsman! Genuine & nothing sugar-coated, great stuff 👍🏽
The Ukrainian president proved you wrong on people not needing comedians in hard times. Also, I was very grateful for comedians during lockdown. Granted, not comedic politicians, but yes we do need comedians in a crisis
I think you know exactly what he meant
Also, in my experience, comedians often seem to be the most intelligent, progressive, humble, self-reflected and empathetic of people (except the ones that simply can't make a joke without shitting on others), so that's the kind of people you'd want around in any case. And laughter in hard times is priceless.
Boris is an incompetent clown in a crisis (and on any other day) - and a corrupt politician...well, also on any day.
Zelensky used to be a Comedian and has become a politician who really stepped up in times of crisis.
Might wanna go back to Cbeebies if that "subtle" joke was too much for you love?!
I doubt he's doing one liners as he shoots invading Russians. The difference between Zelensky and Johnson couldn't be plainer. One rose to the occasion and is attempting to save his country, the other sank to the depths of Tory sleaze, taking his country with him, and thinks it's all just a humorous chapter in his internal life story.
I wonder which country should be considered a global presence now? A large majority of the world is watching with admiration how the Ukrainians are handling the invasion. They are paying attention to Ukrainian needs and pleas and largely acting in that country's best interests. And off to the side, facing the wrong way, stands Johnson, the UK's mouthpiece. Mumbling about how it's so hard to sanction aggressors, they don't like it.
There is a Russian connection between the disasters befalling the UK and Ukraine, the whole world can see it Only one of the two countries seems to be doing much about it.
It's a fair point, but people aren't turning to Zelensky for his comedic skills in this period. Just because he was a professional comedian (also has a law degree) doesn't mean everything he does is comedy.
And while comedians are helpful in processing a crisis, nobody's asking for one of Stephen Colbert's (love him!) razor-sharp monologues in lieu of, say, cardiac surgery, hilarious and incisive as said monologues may be.
Russell Howard and Russell Brand literally speak my mind….. thank you! Life would be so much harder without you both.
The subtitles for the bit about the Downing Street parties was excellent "Crime doesn't have a cell by date"
If anything him mentioning otters and rivers is hypocritical when the Tories approved the dumping of waste into rivers, that would be a deterrent for wildlife to go to them
Im working in FarEast away from UK and this sort of stuff keeps me awake and mentally sane. Nothing beats British Humour.
“The sea was closed.” Lmao from Shanghai
That first one, with the gobsmacked greaseball on the right... I'm from Alabama, and yeah, that's all you need to know about the bulk of politicians in this state. I'm glad we can entertain the UK with the look of that dunderhead's brain going through a hard reboot.
Fantastic. I'm splitting my sides at you, Russell. Brilliant mimicry. ..great accents. Genius.
That sign language interpreter should have just signed "I have no idea what this bozo is saying, I think we need to contact his carers because he is behaving like he has dementia and needs to be in an old folks' home."
When Russell translated that one part, what I was hearing come out of BoJo's mouth made more sense, and I was hearing what I imagine drunk Dr. Seuss having a stroke would sound like.
I can put these videos on and change my whole mood around from the day, I was literally just in tears of laughter for about 20 minutes straight this geezer is too funny with his punchlines
I need to stop drinking while watching Russel. Too many times I almost do a spit take all over my monitor... :D
"The sea was actually closed" - our government. Makes you proud to be British.
Says every Daily Mail, Torygraph, Daily Express, Times, Sun, Daily Star, Beano, Guido Fawkes, Paul Joseph Wankstain-Watson reader and watcher.
Tossers
4:59
"If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
Don't panic
Call me, and I'll tell you a joke"
Love Russell, always on point with his criticism👍🏻😂
1:21 An award needs to be given to the sign language interpreters who've never had to translate such language 🤣
Love Russel Howard, always have. Didin't laugh once, this is too real now they have destroyed our country. I'm ashamed of what we have become. Just look how far we have fallen since 2012.
Russell Howard is hands down my favourite comedian being watching him for years and he always makes me laugh thank you 😊
Oh Russell, you don't attach otters to a car! You reclaim the canal system and plough majestically along the Kenet & Avon with a flotilla of the little aquatic rodents towing a barge.
Narrowboat
@@magikjoe3789 I know there's a difference but I can never remember the distinction between the two (Please don't explain!)
Otters aren't rodents.
@@sainjawoof3506 Doesn't surprise me. I couldn't remember if they were or not and it was late, I couldn't be bothered to check.
you guys posted this before!
and you keep doing it
1:23 i bet deaf people thought the sign language guy was on a mad one
I trust people will remember the sheer idiocy of this man come the next election
Boris still not as bad as anyone labour has to offer
@@bentaylor6995 That was the sole reason Conservatives got in last time, not because they had anything new to offer, but because Labour had Komrade Corbyn as its leader.
since the conservatives got in we have had a massive explosion of homlessness, piss poor wages that dont cover rent, Zero contract Hours are destroying our youth. child poverty, food banks, declining NHS services, the proposed Breakup of the NHS into 42 Integrated Care systems which private insurance headed by Simon Stevens is poised to take over ( The NHS will be safer under us) Yeah sure Boris oh aye and Brexit farce. ( If we leave the European Union 350 Million to be diverted to health care) Tcha! this shameless party is determined to put the poor in their place just like they are in the states.
Communism Never looked so good right now.
the sheer idiocy of wearing masks, proved cloth masks useless, but i bet u were fuming GB told truth
@@bentaylor6995 I mean, he's been pretty terrible. How much worse could "communism" or indeed simply whatever Jeremy Corbyn had in mind really have been? Could have been something more palatable than massive energy and fuel crises and all the austerity and the correlated corruption that has taken place since the referendum
@@nigget-tv-videos4135 Yes cloth masks are useless, you need RII standard or higher but people wouldnt want to walk around with total face coverings would they? so anything was better than nothing.
Have you had Covid?
I have, 2 times before the vaccinations came out 2nd time I nearly died, took 6 weeks to get over covid and another 4 months to even get to the place i was before my 2nd infection. I wouldnt even wish it on you. it is the most painful infection you are ever likely to get, EVERY organ is attacked and thats why recovery is so long after. dont talk about stuff you clearly have no knowledge of.
Is nobody else gonna talk about how good that Jimmy Carr impression was?
It was. I absolutely hate his fake laugh, it's right up there with Elaine Paige's. prefer nails down a blackboard.
I love your banter Russell it's really cool ..hope you never stop producing this supercilious kind of humour, it's dociously delightful 😊
"Quick someone get me a comedian" that line has aged well.
Russell doing Jimmy Carr’s laugh fucking destroyed me. Holy -shit-
I would swear on a science book.
I feel that MPs should be a fair representation of society BUT that the ones who make it to the Cabinet, by law, should be qualified in the subject they are addressing, such as; Minister for Health… senior doctor or surgeon or nurse, minister for Transport… should be an infrastructure professional or logistics person. Chancellor of the Exchequer… a senior financial accountant! Not Dave from down the road who worked at Costco for 5 minutes during his gap year, nor anyone who went to Eton.
LOL, I see people online going on about the entitlement of the artist formally known as Prince (Harry). They don't understand....he went to Eton.
The difficulty is who decides what qualifications are sufficient. Currently ministers are supposed to know what they are doing, as decided by the government and primarily the Prime Minister. They will generally have ministerial experience, but often political factors are deemed more important than experience in the specific subject of their department. The theory is that the civil servants provide that expertese, the minister just has to give them direction.
If its not the elected government that decides if someone can be a minister then someone else must hold that power. Civil servants? Judges? House of Lords? If power is abused by an elected official the people can vote them out. If its abused by an unellected person it can be a much more permanent problem.
A Health Secretary does NOT need to understand eg how cancer treatments work!
They need to know how to reduce waiting list times!!
It's all about who you know rather than what you know
@@petermills542 nobody said they needed a specialist subject. Just that they should show experience in the field of delivering health, for e.g.!
It always makes me laugh that foreigners know more about American law than Americans who should know better.
I blame the state of American schools.
Right now, they're trying to ban the teaching of nearly all American history, quite a lot of world history, and _the entirety of WWII history_ to avoid upsetting the white supremacists & conspiracy theorists.
It's insane.
Because Americans are taught that they're the best and everything else is irrelevant
What American knows anything?
Just found this guy, my new fav channel for sure, freakin hilarious 😆
1:53
YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER, NOT DOCTOR SEUSS
This is the best roast of Boris on YT.
Exposed him and so funny at the same time 😂😂
I could watch Russ all day...absolute funny bloke xx
If Boris Johnson ever becomes your English teacher, you're in BIG, BIG trouble.
Boris is trying to make funny jokes, but when it's something serious his job is not to... he's basically a nincompoop.
That Jimmy Carr impersonation killed me! XD
Something seriously went wrong in the turkish ancestrol genepoole when Boris was an embryo lol
Boris Johnson: That is upper British public schoolboy humour
at least Boris wasn't talking about the mating habits of Otters- the last thing we need is for him to be talking Otter Bollocks
LOL!
Bloody BRILLIANT !!! Thanks Russ!! x
Giggling at the thought of an interpreter trying to work with Boris.. sure University didn't teach students the French for Boris language
lol 😂 That Boris BLOODY JOHNSON IS TALKING BARE BULLOCKS AGAIN LOL 😂
this is amusing and all but it's also depressing if you think about it, no matter what they do you know the tories will always remain in power
Because Labour is such a shite choice under Starmer. And Boris won in 2019 by not being Corbyn.
@@mikes5637 Yup. Kind of sad that no one in this country will vote for someone who actively has a plan to change the country. The boat is quite swiftly sinking, I don't think rocking it can make things WORSE.
Nonsense, Johnson won with the help of corrupt media smearing a decent man.
@@nektekket852 Labour self-sabotaging Corbyn because they were scared of the fact he was actually left-wing and not slightly right-leaning like the rest of Labour will never not be a hilarious summary of how shit our democracy is. Similar to the US, our two choices are always "right-wing" or "diet right-wing, sugar free".
Not if you don’t vote for him
Russell you are a gem luv. Thanks for the laughs.
I feel for the sign language interpreters at 1:21
This man is brilliant, subscribed!
On the first bit. Didn't one guy try to swear on a captain america shield once?
No, but that would be AWESOME.
@Glitches Galore Hydra?!
Yes, a California Councilman called Lan Diep did. Epic 🤣
@Glitches Galore Except DC.
@Glitches Galore we don't talk about D... C...
"The sea was actually closed that day" 💀
It wasn't Amity then
In the NEWS: Three times elected official turned into a goldfish - in the News
The cut to Rishi’s face at 1:31 is pure comedic timing 😅👏
Why do they keeping showing new cuts of old news ?!? When and where is new stuff ;(
Russel is on tour in the US
Russell you're an Otter.... My Otter, you've come back to my RUclips and are amusing me again....❤️❤️❤️
Boris Johnson's speech must've been written by the BFG
Diane Abbott confusing Croatia with Ukraine was funnier.
This guy's hilarious, such brilliant delivery and comic timing
He really isn't
4:59 "If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic. Call me and I'll tell you a joke"
It's still too fresh to laugh at Boris Johnson laughing at us while the country suffered.
F#ck me! Russell Howard is bloody hilarious! I can't get enough of these videos! It's obvious Russell is a master comedian who is at the top of his game!
'We don't need funny people in a crisis' - To those talking about Zelenskyy you are missing the point, cracking jokes while your country is fucked is only acceptable if you are also doing something to help with the crisis. Boris talks absolute bollocks and does sod all to help, he uses his 'comedy' to distract us from how shit he is
And to think we could have had Eddie Izzard as mayor of London or even PM one day
5:09 That was damn near perfect 👌
"Crime doesn't have a sell by date"
Unless you're in the US
Or Spain 🇪🇸.
Oh.. It seems I need to take my drug dealing career elsewhere then. 😂 Need to make me some cash 😎
I'm making some assumptions here, but thank you, Brits from taking this Boris guy away from us.
Hi from New York, USA
You're welcome. Take him bloody back.
@@thatboredaroace No Backsies
@@echognomecal6742 nooo!! I don't want to have to deal with the piggy wanker anymore!
It's embarrassing how many people in our Government have never read the US Constitution. Especially the first Amendment. These guys should be drummed out of Congress and the House of Representatives.
"the sea was closed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would love to see a segment on Canada
Everyon knows that Canada is a small town in the county of Ontario in California. But is that where the Truckers went or is there another one?
@LB r/wooosh 🤣
@LB I know. I am Canadian and I live there. But I have been asked by Americans whether Canada is anywhere near the State of Toronto. And even if they know where and what Canada is many assume it's part of the USA. And I once did Google Canada and it took me to the town of Canada in Ontario, California. Which I have been to incidentally. Until the Truckers protest we were a boring country noone knew anything about or cared.
14:00 that's Sir Williamson for you. 😭🤣
I mean, the one about mixing up [generic celebrity 1] here and [generic celebrity 2] I absolutely get. I'm a POC and I have zero idea who either of those people are, other than an awareness that Rashford plays for some football team.
That said, if I were a major political figure, I'd do my goddamn homework before speaking about anyone.
oh god i just love this video, probably my favorite ever.
Those poor sign-language interpreters during Boris' speach.
Boris, the mini Trump...🤣😅🤭 ,but just as crazy 🤣😂😅
Why the need to swear an oath, they all lie anyway ...
5:02
if you wake up in a house that's full of smoke dont panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
I don't know either of those footballers because I don't watch sport, so I couldn't tell them apart either
Fair point and I couldn't either. However, if you were an elected member of parliament making a public comment, you'd do some fecking research, wouldn't you?!
@@decodolly1535 To be honest, if I were a member of Parliament I would be the next Alan B'stard 😉
Don't try and drink a coffee whilst watching this, spluttering 😂
Its sad that UK citizen blinded by this Ukrain war and forgot boris still prime minister :D