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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2019
  • P*ss on BNP's Nick Griffin?
    For anyone who has seen more than 5 minutes of an episode of 8 out of 10 cats or 8 out of 10 cats does countdown will understand the power of Sean Lock.
    Taken from his best-selling 2010 show Lockipedia. Sean Lock discusses growing up in the 70s, BNP's Nick Griffin and his disdain of Twitter.
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Комментарии • 498

  • @IJayAmLegend
    @IJayAmLegend 2 года назад +1317

    Life is that bit more bollocks without Sean.

    • @noi5emaker
      @noi5emaker 2 года назад +28

      He lives in our hearts and minds. Use some of his lines from time to time, and keep his laughter alive.

    • @jamestheferret
      @jamestheferret 2 года назад +20

      That sums it up so well, Sean would definitely approve

    • @mysterymaverick1982
      @mysterymaverick1982 2 года назад +8

      Have to agree 100%

    • @LilySaintSin
      @LilySaintSin 2 года назад +7

      Yup

    • @WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck
      @WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck 2 года назад +10

      You're bloody right. Can we all just find a butcher that will help us play spine in a sack? I'd far rather that than Mr Jangles or just Ron coming up the stairs to tell me to go to bed...

  • @JEEEVANJOHN
    @JEEEVANJOHN 2 года назад +386

    He was a true treasure. R. I. P.

  • @StuartRobertM
    @StuartRobertM 2 года назад +489

    "I was a lunatic, just sweating mince and squash."
    Sean Lock was the funniest British comedian by a very long way. He got me through so many panic/anxiety attacks. I'd just put on a random "8 out of 10 Cats" and within minutes he'd have calmed me down enough to stop pacing.
    He was amazing no matter what he was doing and I will miss him so much.
    Thank you, Sean.

    • @sophiecartman
      @sophiecartman 2 года назад +5

      🥺❤

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 года назад +11

      Yeah his humour has been a rock for me these last 18 months while the rest of my life has been falling apart around me. A soothing voice of silliness to give me a reason to smile.

    • @edwinromilly4645
      @edwinromilly4645 2 года назад +3

      @@Loctorak Struth mate hope your picking up now-?Make yourself happy first your the boss,your the one who's writing the script,your the star of the show,your the main player,you gotta be true to yourself first,it takes guts to be honest with yourself/-I know what your going through it can be unbearable but remember -
      You can rise up from anything you can completely recreate yourself nothing is permanent you’re not stuck you have choices you can think new thoughts you can learn something new you can create new habits all that matters if you decide today and never look back.
      🕊😉

    • @masonbrook77
      @masonbrook77 2 года назад +5

      Brother I understand exactly what you mean. Love from Australia mate

    • @Sam-bz2zy
      @Sam-bz2zy 2 года назад +1

      You should check out Bill Bailey

  • @profdracko
    @profdracko 4 года назад +894

    The sound of pushing a double mattress up a spiral staircase is easily one of the best and most accurate comparisons I've ever heard.

    • @mikehermansen8494
      @mikehermansen8494 4 года назад +48

      IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THiS

    • @edwardgilbert5803
      @edwardgilbert5803 4 года назад +6

      I cried

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 года назад +8

      Been there, done that, but not since the 70’s thank fuck.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +7

      i can't breathe 😂 😂
      best joke of the set

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 4 года назад +16

      It’s a pain in the arse to push a double mattress up a straight flight of stars, never mind a fucking spiral one, that’s an act of self hate

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 4 года назад +430

    Sean Lock is always like he´s in a best of compilation. But that´s just the show.

    • @leopoldleseigneur2233
      @leopoldleseigneur2233 3 года назад +2

      You came soo long ago.

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob 3 года назад +1

      @@leopoldleseigneur2233 but your mom just came recently

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 2 года назад

      Really? He critiques people who are (checks notes) exactly like him. Let's check off the list: celebrities (clearly), people who can't shut up (like people who go on TV or the stage to talk to thousands of people on a regular basis?), etc etc. He has zero self awareness. But even worse, we think "ah, he is so witty, so insightful". When all he is doing is talking about himself. Sure, he is funny. Clearly. But the joke is on you for not recognizing the obvious parallels.

  • @stirlo8084
    @stirlo8084 4 года назад +177

    “ Are you a doctor? “
    “ no I need a piss “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grahamoldham1155
    @grahamoldham1155 2 года назад +127

    Brought a tear to getting a notification on my phone telling me he’s died. Rest in peace Sean.

    • @schandler79
      @schandler79 2 года назад +5

      Even watching him makes me sad now such a loss to comedy

    • @Tiger-Baby
      @Tiger-Baby Год назад

      Gutted it was my 47th birthday 😔

  • @adelia988
    @adelia988 4 года назад +279

    One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with the change 😂

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 2 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding 2 года назад +2

      Ancient definition of cross-eyed. But I love it!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 2 года назад +3

      One eye looking at you, the other eye looking for you.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 года назад +2

      One of the best lines I've ever heard bar none.

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 4 года назад +188

    I watched this a while back and thought "how amusing". Not until I had to haul a double matress up 2 flights of stairs on my own...... I couldn't do it! Simply because I was pissing myself, thinking of this sketch! Damn you Lock! I had to sleep on the floor that night!

  • @LennyJohnson5
    @LennyJohnson5 2 года назад +70

    Thank God for RUclips - we can get a dose of Sean whenever we need. RIP.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 2 года назад +1

      @Lenny Johnson which
      gIBBERISH
      oBVIOUSLY
      dELUSIONAL
      arrogant
      misogynistic
      erroneous
      nonsense
      Is your particular
      gROTESQUE
      oPPRESSIVE
      dESPOT
      ?

  • @noi5emaker
    @noi5emaker 2 года назад +157

    Absolutely gutted…RIP Sean. Thank you for being unique. After all the laughs we’ve shared I’d love to think of you as a friend, as I’m sure everyone else here would.

  • @brianlopez8855
    @brianlopez8855 2 года назад +16

    "I'm on me own, don't like it, thoughts are coming...!"

  • @michaelmueller8772
    @michaelmueller8772 2 года назад +20

    A double mattress up a spiral staircase. Literally in tears of laughter. Christ, he was a funny man.

  • @lindacullen2786
    @lindacullen2786 2 года назад +41

    I’m so sorry for his family and for the lovely man himself. You were the best. ❤️from NZ

  • @paulwilliams8999
    @paulwilliams8999 2 года назад +49

    What a geinus,never to be matched,but very much missed...Seeing Claudia winkleman asking Sean to stop whilst he was retaughting his best achievement joke,and then seeing Jimmy carr,crying in laughter will forever stay in my memoirs...

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding 2 года назад +2

      retaughting???

    • @denisgratton5676
      @denisgratton5676 2 года назад +5

      Then there was the time I went seal clubbing, hilarious.

  • @PM_82
    @PM_82 2 года назад +57

    RIP Sean, thanks for all the jokes and laughters

  • @jayt8124
    @jayt8124 3 года назад +23

    His bird whistles sounded uncannily like the Clangers 😂

  • @alexhornby5995
    @alexhornby5995 4 года назад +42

    5:46 my dad after he walks into my room and turns my tv off for no reason

  • @tkimaginestudio
    @tkimaginestudio 4 года назад +32

    "They are not very funny birds." 😂

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 4 года назад +74

    "Sweating mince" is a phrase I'm going to endeavour to work into as many conversations as possible.

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 4 года назад

      You're both gonna sound like a pair of nobs

    • @raphaelambrosiuscostco
      @raphaelambrosiuscostco 3 года назад +1

      This guy, this guy - he’s got it. He gets it. He’s into it fully. The gist has been grasped completely. The concept has been meticulously analysed and evaluated over an infinitesimally long span of time, and my god -

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb 3 года назад

      @@raphaelambrosiuscostco who's material is that? I'm assuming it's not yours, as it's quite funny.

    • @raphaelambrosiuscostco
      @raphaelambrosiuscostco 3 года назад +2

      john smith It’s reassuring that you liked it.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 года назад

      I'll sub it in instead of "shitting bricks"

  • @eviebrajo
    @eviebrajo 2 года назад +22

    Love you Sean ,sadly I will never get the pleasure to meet you in person now . You have given me untold amounts of belly filled laughs . Condolences to your family , may they smile in remembering the joy you brought to the planet .
    RIP I will miss you ❤️

  • @kevcox5585
    @kevcox5585 2 года назад +96

    I've not heard one person ever say they didn't like Sean Lock as a comic. He was universally funny. We will all miss you matey. A comedy genius taken far too young. The world seems a much less funny place now..🥲

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg 2 года назад +2

      you hit the wrong note - just a tad too maudlin and sentimental

    • @kevcox5585
      @kevcox5585 2 года назад +13

      @@cahillgreg Leave your own reply under the main post if you so wish, but stop trolling other people's replies on this thread mate, It's not the time or the place. Don't lecture me either, I'm not a kid.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 2 года назад

      @@cahillgreg If you are sexually frustrated just get a hooker. No need to be walking around so moody

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 2 года назад

      @@kevcox5585 in fairness, now it's not surprising you haven't heard anyone say they disliked him. His passing isn't really the time to come out with that opinion

    • @kevcox5585
      @kevcox5585 2 года назад +2

      @@CS0723 No I mean while he was alive in the 15 odd years I've been watching him on TV, going to see his stand up etc. Most people I ever spoke to agreed that he was hilarious.

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 4 года назад +63

    "I was a lunatic just sweating mice and sqash." 🤣🤣

  • @stevec6427
    @stevec6427 2 года назад +26

    I wish I was watching this after Nick Griffin's death and Sean was still with us

  • @GaiaCarney
    @GaiaCarney 2 года назад +22

    I’ve just learned of Sean Lock & have been ‘bingeing’ on YT vids of his many appearances. Brilliant! This man is ETERNALLY hilarious, raw & lovely 💐 what a legacy 💫

  • @mattede8744
    @mattede8744 2 года назад +9

    I really need to get some adult nappies on before I watch Sean. The Nick Griffin eye bit nearly made me wet myself. He was a very funny man.

  • @mojitomaker
    @mojitomaker Год назад +2

    “One eye going down the shops, the other one coming back with the change” 😂😂😂

  • @DD-101
    @DD-101 3 года назад +40

    One of the best comedians of our time.

  • @ld-zj1bn
    @ld-zj1bn 2 года назад +11

    I'm p.....d off with this loss. 😢😢. So unfair. His family must be absolutely devastated. 😢

  • @plausible_dinosaur
    @plausible_dinosaur 2 года назад +15

    I had no idea that he was that good at stand up until Harry Hill mentioned that other stand ups admired him.

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 3 года назад +54

    Imagine if you could only follow one person. A lot of people would realize their opinion isn't all that important.

  • @MrChrisgilbert1977
    @MrChrisgilbert1977 2 года назад +11

    I will miss you forever mate. What ever is out there when we pass, I know you will be with the good energy. I hope to see you again one day mate x

  • @bitchoflivingblah
    @bitchoflivingblah 4 года назад +53

    A friend of mine's mother is a community midwife in North Wales and just happens to be black. She was called to a home birth and when she knocked on the door of a cottage, who answered the door, Nick Griffin. Griffin then proceeded to ask for an alternative midwife to which my friend's mum replied 'It's either me or you, love." Griffin then reluctantly opened the door.
    Oh the irony. But fuck me did we laugh for what seemed an eternity.

    • @briscoethecollie1510
      @briscoethecollie1510 4 года назад +23

      I mean seriously, what an utter bell end, respect to your Mums friend, couldn't have been an easy situation but all credit to her.

    • @drwhatson
      @drwhatson Год назад

      Bulls**t..

  • @iimiboy
    @iimiboy 2 года назад +8

    Nick griffin's bit had me in tears and struggling to breathe 🤣

  • @danielwilson3671
    @danielwilson3671 2 года назад +9

    Twitter should definitely be renamed 'Bollocks!' RIP, Sean! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @beth6314
    @beth6314 2 года назад +18

    i am alone in my room absolutely laughing my head off

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 2 года назад +15

    I hope he got to do all of those things before he passed away. RIP Sean.

  • @clivemcquire7686
    @clivemcquire7686 2 года назад +17

    Just pure brilliance!! I’m gonna miss you Seán.

  • @jelkehuisman
    @jelkehuisman 4 года назад +43

    The part about the 70's is hands down the best comedy I have seen in a year XD

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад +1

      70's father Christmas was a real piece of work....

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 4 года назад +151

    Being that the twitter logo is composed entirely of segments of circles, changing it to bollocks would take very little effort.

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 2 года назад +9

    Frist time I"ve watched his stand up, love it, miss him.

  • @g-man4522
    @g-man4522 2 года назад +8

    Rest in peace comedy genius.. you brightened my day many times with your amazing humour and quick wit.

  • @davidr5964
    @davidr5964 3 года назад +17

    Open-top mince made me laugh out loud! I fucking love this bloke.

  • @cyrusshellard3905
    @cyrusshellard3905 2 года назад +8

    Fuckin love him, what a waste with him gone. RIP brother

  • @johnbee7729
    @johnbee7729 Год назад +1

    Quite an interesting description of Twitter - celebrities whose heads are leaking out. Too funny. Luv Sean

  • @fredhamar9367
    @fredhamar9367 2 года назад +243

    The world just seems a little bit less funny now. Truly gutted. Rip.

  • @godismysaviour3949
    @godismysaviour3949 2 года назад +7

    Wish id got to see him live. What a comedian he is.

  • @macstorm3432
    @macstorm3432 2 года назад +4

    Has there ever been a more natural comedian? The guy is a national treasure!

  • @brianlopez8855
    @brianlopez8855 3 года назад +8

    "Bollocks" ! Priceless Shaun Lock

  • @johngoard8272
    @johngoard8272 2 года назад +9

    One of a kind and will be sadly missed.:(

  • @TarikZedi
    @TarikZedi 4 года назад +9

    ‘IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS’
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colinbatchford8007
    @colinbatchford8007 3 года назад +18

    This had me crying with laughter a fantastic performance from Sean

  • @userfindingself
    @userfindingself 3 года назад +8

    Probably the most chaotic comic lmao

  • @sonny9493
    @sonny9493 2 года назад +12

    Legend. RIP. Also loving all the pissed of comments from the Nick Griffin fan club

  • @artfilm4605
    @artfilm4605 2 года назад +12

    RIP legend!

  • @cannasthenixuk3976
    @cannasthenixuk3976 2 года назад +3

    RIP AN OG COMEDY LEGEND.

  • @louiseparker1915
    @louiseparker1915 2 года назад +4

    The man was a comedy genius 🤣

  • @michaellaxton9381
    @michaellaxton9381 2 года назад +5

    What a absolute legendary man

  • @POPSKI-82
    @POPSKI-82 2 года назад +6

    I hope he got some of them ticked off the list! RIP you genius, you.

  • @JoeyCbr
    @JoeyCbr Год назад +1

    Can watch again, and again, and again. I hope Sean becomes a timeless legend for generations.

  • @yeahman147
    @yeahman147 2 года назад +2

    The mattress up the spiral staircase ong some funny shii

  • @haroldgarrett2932
    @haroldgarrett2932 2 года назад +2

    his twitter bit is one of the funniest things ive ever heard. i cried laughing. RIP

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 2 года назад +1

    A brilliant comedian who left me in stitches......the wonderful Sean Lock.

  • @darenwright1071
    @darenwright1071 2 года назад +8

    So very funny, and absolutely original.

  • @GS01010
    @GS01010 2 года назад +2

    The leg kick gets me every time!

  • @VideoColServices
    @VideoColServices Год назад

    One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with change 😂😂😂

  • @noi5emaker
    @noi5emaker 3 года назад +5

    I had to stop this because I was laughing so much my face hurt!

  • @ciaran4579
    @ciaran4579 4 года назад +58

    1 of the funniest people I've ever seen

  • @bekindandmerciful5145
    @bekindandmerciful5145 Год назад +1

    a true legend. such a loss to the world as he brought so much happiness to many.

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky 2 года назад +13

    Rest in peace Sean.. I still can't really believe it!

  • @laburnibyboone3435
    @laburnibyboone3435 2 года назад +8

    I feel so sorry for his family, as he wasn't just an ordinary person.
    I visualise family life with him was great.

  • @jodiemarie9901
    @jodiemarie9901 4 года назад +7

    He was obviously on form that night😂😂

  • @edwinromilly4645
    @edwinromilly4645 2 года назад +3

    Luv sean lock,so Random..He looks like A manager in a supermarket,but certainly squeezed the chuckles out of LIFE.lol.
    The More I live the more I realise humour is the saving sense!!!🤪
    RIP

  • @DUARTE99
    @DUARTE99 Год назад +1

    Sean Lock forever!!!

  • @rodmac8358
    @rodmac8358 3 года назад +6

    @11:35 Those are the most hilarious sounds I've ever heard in my life.

  • @mdiz4564
    @mdiz4564 2 года назад +3

    One of the best!🤣

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 2 года назад +4

    He really was brilliant.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 4 года назад +14

    HEY HEY! Somebody talking truthful SENSE about twitter! Hahahahaha!

  • @frankcarrodus7543
    @frankcarrodus7543 2 года назад +6

    RIP Sean.

  • @Lepocoloco
    @Lepocoloco 2 года назад +6

    His legacy lives on.

  • @bobclunt4933
    @bobclunt4933 2 года назад +3

    Legend.

  • @RejsMedOs
    @RejsMedOs 2 года назад +1

    Legend. Pure Legend.

  • @jannnahali1894
    @jannnahali1894 2 года назад +27

    God the comedy scene is so empty without him now. A complete icon.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 2 года назад

      @Jannnah Ali
      Did you know Sean was intelligent, which means, among many other realities he understood was, he knew that the childish fantasy magic skyman aka
      gROTESQUE
      oPPRESSIVE
      dELUSION
      Was, is and always will be pretend and only
      gibbering
      orifices
      delight in the
      glaringly
      obvious
      delusion.

  • @phatwayne
    @phatwayne 2 года назад +3

    I nearly passed out laughing at about the 11:30 mark

  • @JPMulheron
    @JPMulheron 4 года назад +24

    River of mince in the 70s lol 😝

  • @mchoffner8497
    @mchoffner8497 2 года назад +8

    We lost a brilliant comedic mind. And have been robbed of what should have been decades more of quality laughter.

  • @alexday5892
    @alexday5892 2 года назад +1

    At 2:50 there is a laugh that sounds very much like Dave Spikey and when you see Sean going through the next few lines, you can see a slight smirk which might say ‘I recognise that chuckle’ . RIP Sean. Still can’t believe you’re gone

  • @daveygg1971
    @daveygg1971 2 года назад +2

    Legend 😪

  • @cfields813
    @cfields813 4 года назад +86

    I'm in the US (Texas) and I love Sean Lock comedy

    • @jhnekdn
      @jhnekdn 4 года назад +1

      C Fields lock

    • @TheNoobPube
      @TheNoobPube 4 года назад +10

      Shit country

    • @Aisatsana1971
      @Aisatsana1971 4 года назад +6

      TheNoobPube jealous

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 4 года назад +4

      Welcome C. Fields..... 🍷🍺👍

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 4 года назад +23

      @@TheNoobPube And you're a shit human being trying to insult strangers from safety of your mommy's computer.

  • @jillipepper5353
    @jillipepper5353 4 года назад +14

    I peed my pants , he’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tigsty
    @Tigsty 2 года назад +1

    Miss you Sean

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 Год назад

    Seriously, I haven't laughed tears like this for as long as I can remember. It's true you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.

  • @FATGOOFAS
    @FATGOOFAS 4 года назад +9

    Such a funny bloke!

  • @thresagraham8181
    @thresagraham8181 2 года назад +3

    Legend, 😭😭🙏🏻

  • @misslyndylou
    @misslyndylou 2 года назад +4

    Love it …”ethnic cleansing ….dry cleaning a poncho!!!!! Hilarious, …RIP sean I will miss you x

  • @jesseml4303
    @jesseml4303 4 года назад +42

    my boyfriend just broke up with me and this actually made me feel a tiny bit better. Thanks

    • @dark2k10
      @dark2k10 4 года назад +8

      Im sure in time you’ll find someone better for you, keep your head up! Plenty more fish in the sea!

    • @petermcgill1559
      @petermcgill1559 4 года назад +9

      He was probably a wanker anyway, luv

    • @MaddGasserGatoni
      @MaddGasserGatoni 3 года назад +6

      Oof. Sorry person.

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 3 года назад +2

      Comedy helps.
      They say laughter is the best medicine.
      Just not what ails it treats.
      Be well.

    • @matthewstone1362
      @matthewstone1362 2 года назад +6

      Hello from the future. Hope all turned out well.

  • @semilife
    @semilife 4 месяца назад

    Loved him, very funny. RIP.

  • @andrewradford3953
    @andrewradford3953 4 года назад +2

    I cried at the end!

  • @patricialowther3899
    @patricialowther3899 2 года назад +1

    He makes me laugh uncontrollably

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers 4 года назад +14

    Old clip, but still brilliant.