I Am Skyrim's Dad Of The Year (sort of)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024
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  • @Amity_Enmity
    @Amity_Enmity Год назад +446

    "If he was gonna shoot me from the back of the head he'd do it from the front" Faendal's a real one frfr

  • @santoven
    @santoven Год назад +570

    I'm loving the Gothic cobweb decor you adopted for Breezehome.

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +170

      Its functional decor, keeps the flies under control

    • @breadster1981
      @breadster1981 Год назад +10

      @@Mylque-ing true

  • @Low_on_nothing
    @Low_on_nothing Год назад +182

    Joe begging Faendal to come back by playing on his lute was the equivalent of holding a boombox outside his house

  • @gortmo
    @gortmo Год назад +279

    I see joe has conveniently edited out the rampant Orc hatred he was spouting nonstop. Shaking my smh

  • @funnycat9962
    @funnycat9962 Год назад +402

    You left out chat trying to get you to kill Faendal? The whole reason we went for Meridia is so the shiny sword would distract us from trying to get you to murder him.

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 Год назад +175

    9:35 The wolves slowly walking towards Joe's body was funnier than it should have been.

  • @talesofgames1377
    @talesofgames1377 Год назад +43

    "Yeah Thalmor deregulation is a real probl- HOLY SHIT IT'S THE BONE BRIGADE!"
    Somehow of everything in this video that was what made me lose it

  • @HerleifDerekson
    @HerleifDerekson Год назад +193

    Usually the videos I watch involving Skyrim are about mods worth checking out or just challenges. I haven't been so invested in someone's playthrough since Scatsbury was still active. Joe Joeman has a more interesting story than most movie characters, I swear. He's got my vote.

  • @adefender3399
    @adefender3399 Год назад +117

    Joe Joeman notification squad stand up

  • @alendonvaldor5808
    @alendonvaldor5808 Год назад +57

    So... To end the bullying of his daughter, he murders the bully's parents, then adopts and gaslights her? O.o

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 8 месяцев назад +1

      Seems perfectly reasonable to me

  • @dontme6996
    @dontme6996 Год назад +83

    Joe has as much health as Lokir of Rorikstead.

    • @isaacbear7115
      @isaacbear7115 Год назад +22

      He's not a rebel, you can't do this

    • @dontme6996
      @dontme6996 Год назад +18

      @@isaacbear7115 ARCHERS!

    • @isaacbear7115
      @isaacbear7115 Год назад +14

      @@dontme6996 you're not going to kill him!!

    • @julianfarnam6246
      @julianfarnam6246 Год назад +10

      @@isaacbear7115 Douh!

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Год назад +12

      ​@@julianfarnam6246
      Anyone else feel like running?

  • @PlebIsland69
    @PlebIsland69 Год назад +25

    I absolutely loved Joe’s flute solo in the orphanage 😂

  • @toelintetch635
    @toelintetch635 Год назад +33

    Joe Joeman needs another regular dude helping him out, and by that I mean he should go get Erik the slayer as a follower.

  • @plexusGD
    @plexusGD Год назад +22

    Ah yes, Daddy Joe and Papa Faendal, my favourite power couple

  • @greasyweeb
    @greasyweeb Год назад +8

    appreciate Joe's commitment to the bit of making Braith pay for her actions, one L at a time.

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Год назад +32

    Watching the latest episode of Joe Joeman's Bizarre Skyrim Adventure has become the highlight of my week.

  • @LosTimeNeos
    @LosTimeNeos Год назад +24

    I like the team you've put together for Joe Joeman. If you are looking for another companion, there's a glitch in the Thieves' Guild questline where you can recruit Mercer Frey in the quest "Speaking With Silence," by speaking to him outside of Snow Veil Sanctum and getting him to join your party - and instead of doing the quest, you can just free roam Skyrim with him. He is a grumpy pessimist and might be an interesting addition to your party for a while. Just a thought?
    EDIT: Your wife would be pissed off if she finds out you've worked with the Thieves' Guild.

  • @willowed_Ghost
    @willowed_Ghost Год назад +89

    Im deeply in love with Joe. One day I desire him to notice me

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +71

      He cannot notice you because he is not real :(

    • @graysongrahamcracker8573
      @graysongrahamcracker8573 Год назад +19

      I'm sorry, but you're not good enough for him.

    • @willowed_Ghost
      @willowed_Ghost Год назад +25

      @@Mylque-ing ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

  • @kristianmouridsen1154
    @kristianmouridsen1154 Год назад +4

    gotta love how he died to "An Arrow in the knee"

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller Год назад +4

    "If he was gonna shoot me in the back of the head, he would do it from the front!"

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Год назад +12

    What a great lesson to teach at the end! That will get her!

  • @batznocharge
    @batznocharge Год назад +8

    Babe wake up another Mylque video just dropped

  • @taako3132
    @taako3132 Год назад +5

    On the drunk horse riding wouldn't it sound better as "don't drink and ride"

    • @cl8733
      @cl8733 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Don't drink and horse"

  • @pinheadious17
    @pinheadious17 Год назад +16

    3 minutes after release. I like these vids, honestly. So hilarious I’m going to recommend to all my friends.

  • @weshouldchill5694
    @weshouldchill5694 Год назад +10

    Such a wild turn of events. Only way to change a bully is to show them love. Even if it's Joe's weird fatherly type of love. That actually sounds really sus lmao

  • @gravyraven
    @gravyraven Год назад +15

    YES! BEST PART OF THE WEEK! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +2

    6:42 arrow to the knee, congratulations you and that random bandit are now guards.

  • @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849
    @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849 Год назад +6

    The best/worst thing you could do to braith is not killing grelod and just leaving her there forever

  • @morganavery9816
    @morganavery9816 Год назад +6

    Binged the series and final,y caught up last week, now I can’t wait for new episodes to come out. Something about the way you storytell/play the game is so fresh and unique it always has me coming back for more.❤

  • @theIargedude
    @theIargedude Год назад +3

    riften's "night life" is getting stabbed in the throat by a homeless argonian and bleeding out after being dragged in the ratways and robbed for everything you have

  • @shadowknight5220
    @shadowknight5220 Год назад +5

    Joe Joeman switches deities more often than some girls switch their discord profile pictures

  • @a_n1441
    @a_n1441 Год назад +12

    Joe is single-handedly bringing Skyrim’s recidivism rate even higher than the norm in America

  • @unusanus7400
    @unusanus7400 Год назад +6

    Absolutely love this series, can’t wait to see where it goes.

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st Год назад +5

    Joe joemen *plays hide and seek with daughter at 1 am and doesn't fond her but goes to sleep*

  • @EmoExperat
    @EmoExperat Год назад +10

    not dad of the year, youre the dad of the decade

  • @judemiller2541
    @judemiller2541 Год назад +3

    Dude I think to be a true high king you might need all of the daedric artifacts

  • @solfeat2362
    @solfeat2362 Год назад +3

    I've been so bored the past hour and now I have the best thing to watch

  • @nayfpauly9910
    @nayfpauly9910 Год назад +2

    When you say "Hello" you remind me of Kevin from Home Alone 1 when he shoots the bandit through the cat flap 😂😂

  • @SneakybeakyScrub
    @SneakybeakyScrub Год назад +6

    HOLY SHIT JOES HEAVY ARMOR IS ALREADY 74???

  • @YourPlaywright
    @YourPlaywright Год назад +9

    Joe Joeman’s incredibly dysfunction family got a new addition! And I can’t wait to see Joe crawl back to Kynareth for the millionth time. His original family deserves better than a drunk smh
    #JusticeforLucia #JusticeforMjoll

  • @adamreese6913
    @adamreese6913 Год назад +3

    I love your sense of humour man has me cracking up 😂

  • @GooseEnjoyer
    @GooseEnjoyer Год назад +6

    Be me:
    -Browse RUclips notifications
    -Remember it's the weekend
    -Look for Skyrim content
    -Find the next episode of Joe Joeman
    -Instantly click on it
    -Inner peace

    • @JamborHill
      @JamborHill Год назад

      You forget the next step
      -see next joe joeman video
      -go on it
      -eternal bliss

  • @Yujiroh
    @Yujiroh Год назад +2

    Your shit is criminally under-viewed, my guy. Genuinely wish I had a big online presence to promote your channel. Stoked to see more, bro.

  • @sillyme8302
    @sillyme8302 Год назад +5

    Joe is skyrim's national treasure lol he is priceless he should be Emperor.

  • @Notmiddleg
    @Notmiddleg Год назад +2

    I sent heimskr to talos with first day shipping, nazeem to the cloud district ( not the one in whiterun), and Abraham Lincolned jon battleborn

  • @cl8733
    @cl8733 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Don't horse and drive" had me rolling. But shouldn't it really be "don't drink and horse"?

  • @keepin_it_loki296
    @keepin_it_loki296 Год назад +2

    I didn't expect to come to RUclips and subscribe to a RUclipsr and leave with hours of logged viewtime... But here we are. Love this series.

  • @strwbryjamprvrt8523
    @strwbryjamprvrt8523 Год назад +4

    I'm gonna be 100% honest, I stumbled across you last night, and ended up subscribing because of the content of these lol

  • @TheVoid_Dweller
    @TheVoid_Dweller Год назад +4

    I wonder if those Farengar haters will ever see him die by Joe's hands.

  • @SteveTheWereWalrus
    @SteveTheWereWalrus Год назад +3

    Father of the era right there lads!

  • @simbachvazo6530
    @simbachvazo6530 Год назад +1

    Faendal has PTSD or something.

  • @jessie_rose_05
    @jessie_rose_05 Год назад +3

    I have actually done the same thing with Braith once, but I am not sure what that really says about me

  • @kristapseisaks9992
    @kristapseisaks9992 Год назад +2

    you're making me want to play skyrim again xD

  • @marilynlucero9363
    @marilynlucero9363 Год назад +2

    Meridia has daddy issues too, perfect for Skyrim's best dad of the year! (sort of).

  • @yvngvudu
    @yvngvudu Год назад +1

    Nelkir is just tired of the imperials

  • @noducks6279
    @noducks6279 Год назад +1

    Every one of your videos is absolute art.

  • @NobodysSaviour
    @NobodysSaviour Год назад +2

    My weekend has gotten better!

  • @breadster1981
    @breadster1981 Год назад +3

    love this channel so much

  • @BIGMILK10
    @BIGMILK10 Год назад +3

    you are quickly becoming my favourite youtuber

  • @michaell.6883
    @michaell.6883 Год назад +2

    I wish I could inject this series into me. I love it so much

  • @graysongrahamcracker8573
    @graysongrahamcracker8573 Год назад +9

    Joe Joeman is my favorite part of the week... it might be a problem.

  • @taranvance3956
    @taranvance3956 Год назад +2

    Uncomfortable amounts of excitement for the next episode

  • @christianturturro1937
    @christianturturro1937 8 месяцев назад

    The way this guy plays is simultaneously infuriating and hilarious

  • @pokemonwolf7400
    @pokemonwolf7400 Год назад

    6:42 his adventure was almost over

  • @Shyiev
    @Shyiev Год назад +2

    This is a very good serie

  • @FetHorunge
    @FetHorunge 8 месяцев назад

    And now Braith is hard at work in the mines.

  • @somethingwrong2595
    @somethingwrong2595 Год назад +3

    It's Joeing time!

  • @meliodasnight3550
    @meliodasnight3550 Год назад +2

    I think everyone will agree with me, when playing normal Skyrim, meridia is the most annoying goddess until u finish her quest, anyways I love this series and ur videos, I look forward to more episodes

  • @ravensLitterbox
    @ravensLitterbox Год назад +1

    you outlawing vampires
    *me, living in riverwood running an alchemy lab peacefully away from society buying blood potions to avoid harming others as a healer with alot of goals in life* welp. i guess its off to cyrodil!
    also ! what are some of these mods? i would absolutely love to have the one where you can worship gods ^^
    i did try the camping one but with all my other mods it became a mess x3 but for sure id love the worship one!
    im about halfway through this playthrough and its been alot of fun to watch

  • @Munin92
    @Munin92 Год назад +2

    Our hero's saga continues!!!!!

  • @jordansmith2042
    @jordansmith2042 Год назад +8

    Hell yea, he's back with another banger.

  • @cherryv0id
    @cherryv0id Год назад +6

    mylque

  • @ZerqTM
    @ZerqTM Год назад

    i mean its effective the little bullying snot get sent to riften to be subjected to grelog the kind... that'll teach the little snot!

    • @cl8733
      @cl8733 11 месяцев назад

      Grelod is long dead.

  • @markalbert8135
    @markalbert8135 Год назад +2

    Another adventure of Joe Joeman. My week is now complete. I LOVE this series.

  • @BepisQueen
    @BepisQueen Год назад +1

    Right off the bat I don’t agree with the whiterun sentiment. Sure, it does have everything you need, but it’s all scattered. The enchanting table is about a minute long walk plus a loading screen.
    For all my homies still playing this game regularly, I recommend Windhelm. The market place has two general merchants, with Aval and Niranye, the ladder of which is a fence after doing the appropriate thieves guild quests. There is an enchanting table behind Niranye’s stall. The black smith is right next to the market, and they have a forge, crafting table, grindstone, and smelter all in one place. Then there’s also an alchemy shop next door, the white phial; which happens to be the only merchant behind a separate loading screen. But the front counter is very close to the front door, which in the long run, cuts down on time.
    So to my fellow players who have sunken hours into running around whiterun in the early game of every play through, please consider Windhelm. In the long run, you’ll save an enormous amount of time

    • @cl8733
      @cl8733 11 месяцев назад +2

      But... it's Windhelm. You can't have a base there, as the home is only accessible after you've played through the whole civil war or sided with the racists, so that's a big no. Further, if you're playing on survival mode, Windhelm is (a) too remote to be a good central basis and (b) too frickin cold. You'd freeze to death while standing at the furnace levelling your smithing.
      The only real downside to Whiterun really is the enchanting table. Otherwise, Solitude is the second best - once you have the house, you have everything in close proximity there, including decent shops and the alchemy lab and enchanting table right in your own basement.

  • @quandaledingle-berry1641
    @quandaledingle-berry1641 Год назад +1

    I’m looking forward to Sunday

  • @LocalNimrod
    @LocalNimrod Год назад +2

    holy shit new milky-boy video

  • @lyrianmaximus4561
    @lyrianmaximus4561 Год назад +1

    0:14 very nice how much

  • @Meseeks194
    @Meseeks194 Год назад +5

    I'm the first to witness Joe's journey this weekend

  • @DaddyMaster76
    @DaddyMaster76 Год назад +1

    Yes Joe

  • @matthewyanez4034
    @matthewyanez4034 Год назад +1

    Is nobody gonna talk about this? 0:15

  • @ian5395
    @ian5395 Год назад +1

    Don't horse and drive is some 70s advice

  • @infectedearth
    @infectedearth Год назад +2

    What are the mods you're using? I'd love to constantly get drunk out my mind.

  • @elitewarrior2310
    @elitewarrior2310 Год назад +1

    12:57 fucking hell lmao

  • @TheophilosPorter
    @TheophilosPorter Год назад +2

    Shouldn't summoning arvak reduce favor with Merida, since he's undead?

    • @Mylque-ing
      @Mylque-ing  Год назад +4

      Meridia makes an exception because he is a good boy

    • @TheophilosPorter
      @TheophilosPorter Год назад +2

      Makes sense. After all, Frost did meet an early demise despite his loyalty.

  • @TILTD-YOUTUBE
    @TILTD-YOUTUBE Год назад +2

    joe joeman smells bad

  • @plyix
    @plyix Год назад +1

    you should have got killable children mod for this

  • @Beththegenderfluid-ti6lw
    @Beththegenderfluid-ti6lw Год назад

    Alain was supposed to die in the dark Brotherhood

  • @crusaderronnoc3772
    @crusaderronnoc3772 Год назад +1

    Mylque could you PLEASE make a separate video of any mods you are using?

  • @Th3VoidOfDarkn3ss
    @Th3VoidOfDarkn3ss Год назад +3

    15:54 :(

  • @smiledfire6323
    @smiledfire6323 Год назад +1

    Joe joeman. Minecraft RUclipsr

  • @selfgaming1456
    @selfgaming1456 Год назад +2

    Who got here before he blew up

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Год назад +1

      Been here since Ep 1

  • @jeannedorc
    @jeannedorc Год назад +2

    But aegisbane

  • @alexanelon
    @alexanelon Год назад +1

    Daddy me, daddy.

  • @CherryNightshadeLips
    @CherryNightshadeLips Год назад +2

    Link to music used in this video?

  • @hogmeet3942
    @hogmeet3942 Год назад

    Is it just the RUclips compression or are you recording in like 360p because I can't see shit. Other than that love your vids.

  • @jacksonharris146
    @jacksonharris146 Год назад +1

    yesss

  • @Che-Luigi
    @Che-Luigi Год назад +1

    Dusty house

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Год назад +1

    YE

  • @sarcastixfoxdragon6166
    @sarcastixfoxdragon6166 10 месяцев назад

    What's the diety favor mod?