BERT WITH NO SHIRT !!! // Bert Kreischer - The Machine // REACTION

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  • @runthemeows1197
    @runthemeows1197 4 года назад +374

    the crazy part is that some of the classmates that was on the trip confirmed its a true story!

    • @njp7893
      @njp7893 4 года назад +47

      Lori Hanks Just imagine robbing a train, stealing a boat, and partying with the mob and being known across mob territories, and god knows what else, all while not even being out of college, THIS MAN LIVED A WHOLE LIFETIME IN LITTLE LESS THAN A SUMMER

    • @McCue
      @McCue 4 года назад

      It wasn’t him I watched him admit it on the jre podcast unfortunately he’s not the real machine

    • @punkem733
      @punkem733 4 года назад +5

      There are pics on FB of that trip.

    • @mithshude
      @mithshude 4 года назад +18

      ​@@McCue id be very interested in seeing that video since there are picture proof and his classmates are confirming it here:
      imgur.com/a/mf15yLM#LZbPvgp

    • @Garyj1784
      @Garyj1784 4 года назад +5

      @@McCue no you didn't.

  • @ryanhiatt9001
    @ryanhiatt9001 4 года назад +352

    Bert is the person who the movie Van Wilder is based on. Back in the 90’s he was named the biggest party animal by Rolling Stone magazine. This story is 100% true also

    • @hipperdanjou
      @hipperdanjou 4 года назад +39

      YESS! Class mates have confirmed the story. Their are also pictures online from the Russian gangsters.. best part, they making a movie about this story

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 4 года назад +7

      lol most people in the comedy industry including berts friends think hes lying about this story. Idk how you would be able to confirm it unless your name is igor.

    • @Fertho
      @Fertho 4 года назад +20

      @@nullakjg767 Some of his class mates from back then posted pictures and proved his story on Facebook where he first released the story.

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 4 года назад

      @@Fertho Link? Because all a picture would prove is he went to russia...

    • @Fertho
      @Fertho 4 года назад +3

      @@nullakjg767 I saw the post years ago I don't think I'd be able to find it now unfortunately. Maybe you can find it if you scour Facebook but I sure won't spend my time doing it.

  • @ryanp6870
    @ryanp6870 4 года назад +106

    Bert actually did go on to party with the police and he said it was scarier than being with the mafia/mob

  • @FadedTag
    @FadedTag 4 года назад +84

    People would legit get mad if he didn't take his shirt off. That's his thing! LoL

  • @yuriy_kondor
    @yuriy_kondor 4 года назад +47

    Im Russian! no offence taken. great reaction guys! Russia its not the same as it was in the nineties, theres black rappers, actors, and singers

    • @MMBxMOB
      @MMBxMOB  4 года назад +11

      Yuriy when come to Russia we want to drink whiskey like THE MACHINE LOL #MMBMOB

    • @yuriy_kondor
      @yuriy_kondor 4 года назад +6

      @@MMBxMOB whiskey i vill take brathers!

  • @Gunsblazin94
    @Gunsblazin94 3 года назад +15

    Bert's a notorious sweater, and finds it more comfortable to tell jokes in front of the audience with his shirt off. It's honestly become part of his brand

  • @annaortiz209
    @annaortiz209 4 года назад +147

    I don't know if y'all know but the movie Van Wilder was based off of Bert's college experience

  • @danny2271
    @danny2271 4 года назад +22

    You guys should know that Bert actually knew Patrice. He came up with him as a young comic in NYC, They were good friends.

  • @JohnTavastian
    @JohnTavastian 4 года назад +17

    I've seen this "machine" part at least five times now

  • @MisterMonsterMan
    @MisterMonsterMan 4 года назад +16

    I saw Bert live about 2 years ago and he was great. My wife almost pissed herself during his set.

  • @somatic47
    @somatic47 4 года назад +21

    Great reaction! You guys should react to some Josh Wolf..
    1. Best Practical Joke Ever
    2. Father Vs Son: The Fight (Part 1)
    3. They Lie!
    4. D**k Pics
    5. My Second Favorite Practical Joke
    6. My Son Ate My Weed
    Okay, I'll chill there lmao

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 4 года назад +2

    Bert is great man. Any bits from him are super funny.
    Have a great night everybody.

  • @johndezarn4303
    @johndezarn4303 4 года назад +3

    hahaha thanks guys i told you this guy was crazy lmao have an awesome week!

  • @sandorclegane6844
    @sandorclegane6844 4 года назад +11

    Been a subscriber for a while now. I don’t know what’s more funny. Your guys reactions or your love for pillows. Keep up the great work!

  • @shashankiyer5751
    @shashankiyer5751 4 года назад +2

    Bert loves these reaction videos. He wont copyright it

  • @hebrewhammer9068
    @hebrewhammer9068 4 года назад +5

    Ya 100% true lol some of his classmates came forward and said it all happened as he said. He even goes into more detail on podcasts about other stories such as actually partying with those cops and when they stole the boat. Insane stuff haha

  • @noggodtv
    @noggodtv 4 года назад +81

    Lmao these dudes are really uncomfortable at homosexual jokes

    • @pharmrlee
      @pharmrlee 4 года назад +9

      For real. I was looking for this comment.

    • @masamune2984
      @masamune2984 3 года назад

      I don’t think I honestly can say this in a way that doesn’t sound like stereotyping, but I’ve had black friends (see...sounds like the old excuse already) that have mentioned to me that many black dudes simply aren’t comfortable enough in their own masculinity not by their own accord, but in “black culture” that it’s still a bit more “macho over anything” thats acceptable in many circles. That’s said with ZERO judgement, just with an understanding of different segments of culture have to deal with different things. Apparently a lot of black folks still have to prove they are “the MAN,” by making sure their dude bros know it. It’s silly, but it’s no different than how white folks have to prove we actually can, in fact, be cool, with big dicks (it’s incredibly rare...and certainly not me 😂.)

    • @mikemcgary4896
      @mikemcgary4896 3 года назад

      Was looking for this comment too. Black guys are super uncomfortable about anything gay. As a gay man I can tell you the most homophobia I’ve dealt with is from them.

  • @continentalaquatics2725
    @continentalaquatics2725 4 года назад +25

    His having no shirt on has something to do with him being anxious about being overweight, IIRC. He feels that if he points out his oversized gut before anyone else does, he beat them to the punch...or something to that effect. I heard him talk about it a few years ago, but it’s something like whatever the hell I’m trying to say.

    • @masterdimsen
      @masterdimsen 4 года назад +2

      The one I heard was that he couldn't figure out what to wear while doing stand up - since a lot of stand up guys have an outfit... So he decided to go shirtless

    • @ryanhuddleston6849
      @ryanhuddleston6849 4 года назад +2

      he and 1 of his daughters both have texture issues w/ clothing. to tight to scratchy too.... it's just a thing he has. wearing no shirt is more comfortable than wearing a shirt. also he's from flordia so there IS that too.

  • @N3bUlus9
    @N3bUlus9 4 года назад +53

    Anthony Jeselnik your welcome

    • @ipaismybloodtype4153
      @ipaismybloodtype4153 4 года назад +1

      Facts I love his bit about dropping babies

    • @samesamv1472
      @samesamv1472 4 года назад

      You're*

    • @adamdolezalek9402
      @adamdolezalek9402 4 года назад +1

      Just heads up, don't watch him if you get easily offended. If not, you might die laughing.

    • @johnsnow3444
      @johnsnow3444 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @irejectt1
      @irejectt1 4 года назад

      Watch more of their videos and youll realize they have already, youre welcome

  • @TheJon
    @TheJon 4 года назад +1

    Auto upvote, y'all are awesome. Best and worst thing is my wifey got us tickets to see him here in NC and Covid happened and now who knows lol. Can't wait to see how y'all react, dudes

  • @AmericanRoads
    @AmericanRoads 4 года назад +19

    Try Dave Chappelle's take on Jussie Smollett.

  • @mandypandy2911
    @mandypandy2911 4 года назад +33

    It's pronounced Cry-sure 😂

  • @LifeJunkieRaj
    @LifeJunkieRaj 4 года назад +4

    Congrats on breaking 4K guys!!! You guys are growing like weed on Miracle Gro!!! And by the way, that is what he's known for with his shirt off. He always ends up taking his shirt off during his stand-up. Keep 'em coming guys!!!

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350
    @dyslexicbatnam1350 4 года назад +12

    17:57 lmao the way they both did a double take

  • @comstockch1
    @comstockch1 4 года назад +3

    Van Wilder from national lampoon was based on him 🤣

  • @supdawg2559
    @supdawg2559 4 года назад +22

    Bert takes his shirt off because hes more comfortable haha

    • @galadballcrusher8182
      @galadballcrusher8182 4 года назад

      basicaly he said in a podcast he was doingthat he sweats a lo9t otherwise so this keeps him cooler

    • @ninjaofslo
      @ninjaofslo 4 года назад +1

      I believe he mentioned having tactile issues.

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 4 года назад +1

      @@ninjaofslo I bet he breaks out in a rash like Randy from Trailer Park Boys if he wears a shirt on stage

  • @declann2017
    @declann2017 4 года назад +4

    Bert does a great bit on skydiving, it's great

  • @wjadam024
    @wjadam024 Год назад

    this's gotta be my favorite reaction to The Machine!

  • @rcrowe88
    @rcrowe88 4 года назад +1

    I've saw him 3 times and got to meet him twice. One of the funniest comics out

  • @rcrowe88
    @rcrowe88 4 года назад +9

    That article Rolling Stone did on him while he is in college Oliver Stone bought the rights to it and National Lampoon's bought and made the movie Van Wilder and Bert suppose making a movie about this bit

  • @alejandroacosta1227
    @alejandroacosta1227 4 года назад +2

    Bert Kreischer was the guy that inspired Van Wilder from National Lampoon it's all based on his life

  • @allofthepandas7212
    @allofthepandas7212 4 года назад +2

    Hey, glad yall enjoyed that one, bout to go check out that Partice Oniel vid!

  • @lasmejoradas
    @lasmejoradas 3 года назад

    Fun Fact: he’s the real life Van Wilder. Rolling Stone magazine did an article about him while attending Florida State and it inspired National Lampoon to make the movie.

  • @RealDiehl99
    @RealDiehl99 4 года назад

    I like your 3-man format. Great reactions! Never disappointed. I hope you keep bringing it like you been doing. Im a truck driver and this is my entertainment on the road. Thanks!

  • @sockdreams6762
    @sockdreams6762 4 года назад +3

    THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOOOOORRRRR!!

  • @tylerhassey5210
    @tylerhassey5210 4 года назад +2

    this dude is fucking wild,there's pictures of him with his fanny pack on drinking with these gangsters and a bunch of his classmates have came out and said it was all true

  • @juankusoff
    @juankusoff 4 года назад +3

    He goes into more detail about partying with the police, I think it’s on a really old JRE episode, saying how much scarier it was partying with them than the Mafia and them letting him drive their cruisers

  • @leevisiiskonen9981
    @leevisiiskonen9981 4 года назад +2

    This channel is fucking GREAT! (watched all the videos in 1 day :D)

    • @MMBxMOB
      @MMBxMOB  4 года назад +1

      That’s CRAZY ! Thanks for that ! #MMBMOB

  • @elischultes6587
    @elischultes6587 4 года назад +1

    Bert on Conan is hilarious. The Bert story about Koreans is good too. Sometimes I watch other people watch The Machine once a day. Pictures of Bert popped up in Russia from Russians. The teacher then asked Bert to party with when gangsters because every thing went smoothly. Partying with the police was the thing that made Bert most fearful. There was no one to tell them no.

  • @erictolle565
    @erictolle565 4 года назад +1

    Aye I fuckin love ya'll!!! I just found your channel today and it's all I been watching. Thank you for the content and please don't leave that couch!!!!!!!

    • @MMBxMOB
      @MMBxMOB  4 года назад +1

      LOL THANKS eric ! Welcome to the MOB !

  • @xxCD7xx
    @xxCD7xx 4 года назад +1

    Finally got to Bert. You should watch more of him.

  • @calebhansen3791
    @calebhansen3791 3 года назад

    True story. This dude has a wild life. He doesn't wear a shirt cause he doesn't like getting his shirts sweaty.
    Also he's the guy who the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder is based on.

  • @Tony97G
    @Tony97G 4 года назад +1

    The one we’ve all been waiting for! 😆

  • @richardhojczyk2296
    @richardhojczyk2296 4 года назад

    Im glad you guys liked it. Thanks for the vid....all of you are great and i really enjoyed that tom segura video. I never saw him before. So not only are you entertaining, but informative!!!

  • @josephvolpini3789
    @josephvolpini3789 4 года назад +1

    Hell yeah this is one my favorites

  • @Nomazoff
    @Nomazoff 4 года назад

    I am Russian, born and raised. Live in PA now. And yeah in 90s it was like that, and still is to the certain point.

  • @joshythehand2960
    @joshythehand2960 3 года назад

    One thing I discovered after moving to Arkansas.. folks really do believe in HEART here and do t judge you by looks like they do on both coasts. You can be 55, fat, hairy.. And run around all day with your shirt off and even pretty girls will come right up and talk to you. Folks here are simply raised to believe in character over looks.

  • @jmpsthrufyre
    @jmpsthrufyre 4 года назад +1

    Makes me proud to be Russian

  • @chrisstyles9935
    @chrisstyles9935 4 года назад +3

    dude said "why you gotta make everything a song", homie replied "alright"

  • @blopblop7311
    @blopblop7311 4 года назад +2

    Do more Patrice O’Neal from the Elephant in the Room special, every bit is legendary!!

  • @DarkAngel1985Mike
    @DarkAngel1985Mike 9 месяцев назад

    My brother loved this story,sadly he passed earlier this year and he was 2 years younger than me

  • @dreadmok
    @dreadmok 4 года назад +1

    Bert is a beast!!!! You need to watch his stuff.

  • @silversagerae6353
    @silversagerae6353 4 года назад +2

    sits down at beginning and says.. this gonna be good how these fellas react to this hahahaha Best part is if nobody told you this is actually a TRUE story... and dont forget to get to Ralphie May Cuba Diving!

  • @jordyarist1874
    @jordyarist1874 4 года назад +6

    Joey coco Diaz, Ralphie May, Chris Destefano, joe koy

  • @abbyboyd5111
    @abbyboyd5111 3 года назад

    Bert is currently filming a movie based on this experience and Mark Hamill is playing his dad.

  • @sockdreams6762
    @sockdreams6762 4 года назад +2

    Time to go back and watch that Patrice.
    Stay active in the comments family!

  • @rangerscorpiorac2383
    @rangerscorpiorac2383 4 года назад +1

    Y'all gotta watch some bill engval. I'd recommend his "trying pot for the first time" fucking hilarious

  • @yeti4954
    @yeti4954 4 года назад +17

    Finally got to this classic. Gotta do Flying Dildo's by Bert.

    • @elischultes6587
      @elischultes6587 4 года назад

      Comedy Central likes copyright strikes on that one. Edit parts out.

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 года назад +1

    Best I’ve heard this described is “it’s not the funniest story ever told, but it is the greatest story ever told” 😂

  • @Ravenite66
    @Ravenite66 4 года назад

    "Are those Air Forces?"....Bahahaha!🤣

  • @marlahudgins7038
    @marlahudgins7038 4 года назад +2

    hahaha.. His last name in CRY-SURE

  • @Tony97G
    @Tony97G 4 года назад +1

    It’s cool that you have 4K subscribers and 4K views! Let’s do this!

  • @gavincorns5728
    @gavincorns5728 3 года назад

    Hey guys you're reaction videos are the best

  • @MrRaymilam
    @MrRaymilam 4 года назад +1

    hahaha they all had to say " bruh thats crazy man"

    • @MrRaymilam
      @MrRaymilam 4 года назад

      they liked my comment? now i will sub :)

  • @santacruz939
    @santacruz939 4 года назад

    I cuddle my pillow too when I sit on the couch lol

  • @RumpleFoldSkin
    @RumpleFoldSkin 2 года назад

    Great story telling.

  • @philnichols8950
    @philnichols8950 Год назад

    Based on a a true story

  • @troygarrett3497
    @troygarrett3497 Год назад

    No shirt Bert, I like it 😂

  • @bubbakushii
    @bubbakushii 4 года назад +1

    He’s was the legit Frank The Tank haha

  • @joshuaebel7096
    @joshuaebel7096 4 года назад +1

    You guys need to watch Flying Dildos from Bert Kreisher that shit always has me rolling 😂😂😂😂

    • @MMBxMOB
      @MMBxMOB  4 года назад

      We already did ! Check out some more of the channel #MMBMOB

  • @idkidk7267
    @idkidk7267 4 года назад

    One of the best reaction channels

    • @MMBxMOB
      @MMBxMOB  4 года назад

      WOW that means a lot idk idk THANK YOU ! #MMBMOB

  • @BillKrayer12thMan
    @BillKrayer12thMan 4 года назад +2

    Just started, and gotta ask, what's up with the pillows?Please do "The Salt and Pepper Diner" with John Mulaney.

  • @catpollins
    @catpollins 3 года назад

    They say the movie Van Wilder was semi-about Bert and his 7 years in College.

  • @LifeJunkieRaj
    @LifeJunkieRaj 4 года назад

    Just watched this again today and "booty eating" had me crying.

  • @tommyguns_
    @tommyguns_ 4 года назад +2

    his last name is pronounced like cry sure

  • @jefemoreno6414
    @jefemoreno6414 4 года назад +3

    There’s a podcast where two of his class mates tell the story of him with the mafia lol it’s awesome lol

    • @zbrownbb
      @zbrownbb 4 года назад

      I need to see this

    • @trevormalone7974
      @trevormalone7974 4 года назад

      which one? don't think I've ever seen that

    • @jefemoreno6414
      @jefemoreno6414 4 года назад +1

      Trevor Malone lol shit bro there’s a lot I don’t really remember witch one . But it’s out there the real story is even more crazy then the stand up one is . Even the police story at the end is real.

    • @trevormalone7974
      @trevormalone7974 4 года назад +1

      no, I know it's real, I just don't think I've seen a podcast where his cclassmates actually talk on it

  • @BurnMyEyes1000
    @BurnMyEyes1000 4 года назад +1

    Van Wilder is based on this dudes college life!

  • @davidigleniec2483
    @davidigleniec2483 4 года назад

    Heck yes, dope pick.

  • @BrandonGerman24
    @BrandonGerman24 3 года назад

    "The AUDACITY of this man"... THE AUDACITY of your audio levels. Ear Murder.

  • @whoopshey826
    @whoopshey826 4 года назад +2

    Need to see Bernie Mac - I ain't scared of you

  • @jamiesucie2685
    @jamiesucie2685 4 года назад

    Bert doesn’t wear a shirt because he didn’t feel comfortable on stage with one on. He tried many and felt they didn’t fit his personality while performing and because of the heat of the lights so he said Fuck It. This is a part of his act now.
    Also check out Jimmy Carr’s RUclips channel. Great clips on there. Also check out Big Narstie vs Jimmy Carr epic roast battle

  • @hybridsilence7
    @hybridsilence7 4 года назад +1

    Dudes over here talking about taking a shirt off when they like to hug pillows constantly

  • @Rand0mHero713
    @Rand0mHero713 4 года назад

    You wont get copyrighted with bert as long as it's on his channel. He does a podcast and occasionally reacts to reactors reacting to him.
    And it's all true (exaggerated in parts for comedic effect) but his classmates on that trip even verified it and there's pics lmao dude is wild

  • @ВиталийСупрун-щ6у
    @ВиталийСупрун-щ6у 4 года назад +1

    translete it to russian, he said Я МАШИНА! YA MASHINA!

  • @eddiewilkinson9794
    @eddiewilkinson9794 4 года назад +1

    You have to listen to Bert do the "Skydiving with Rachel Ray" you will laugh till your sides hurt. His "Flying Dildo's" is FILTHY but hilarious !!!

  • @TheStefan6969
    @TheStefan6969 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😁✌💯

  • @jamessowder193
    @jamessowder193 4 года назад +1

    100% true story believe it or not

  • @seasickviking
    @seasickviking 4 года назад

    Great choice, guys. The reason Bert chooses to not wearing a shirt is due to how hot things can get under the spotlight while doing live performances.

  • @bm8985
    @bm8985 4 года назад +1

    Hey if you want to watch something REALLY FUNNY from him watch his flying dildos sketch. It's unbeatable gold

  • @ernokiss1421
    @ernokiss1421 4 года назад +2

    Norm Macdonald moth joke please

  • @egolayer13
    @egolayer13 4 года назад +1

    200 more to 5k.

  • @choco-loco7214
    @choco-loco7214 4 года назад +2

    Finally BK is here, y’all should React to his Flying Dildo’s comedy

  • @mikeandrews2568
    @mikeandrews2568 4 года назад

    funny how all 3 of you have a problem with bert being shirtless. besides the fact that being shirtless is his thing in stand up, fat people make fun of fat people? Good to know. I love equality. I bet you guys are those who go to the beach or pool and dont take your shirts off, while at the same time wearing jeans. you guys are awesome.

  • @crazydale1000
    @crazydale1000 4 года назад +1

    Dam you guys were as funny as THE MACHINE was.

  • @ECDabbeljuh
    @ECDabbeljuh 4 года назад +2

    PLEASE do Flying Dildos by Bert. It's amazing!

  • @jkorn3478
    @jkorn3478 4 года назад +1

    Hell yea #bootyeatingsquad

  • @KogleyBroDude
    @KogleyBroDude 4 года назад

    Thanks guys. I told ya’ll this would be hyped. Bert has another joke i think is funnier tho. Its called flying dildo’s. And its from a show called this is not happening. Im telling ya’ll its a wild ass story.

  • @chrisstyles9935
    @chrisstyles9935 4 года назад +1

    metallica shirt is fire, just sayin

  • @huntermercier8427
    @huntermercier8427 4 года назад +1

    Bert Kreischer- Flying Dildos. One of his best imo

  • @phjorland
    @phjorland 4 года назад +1

    Just watched a robbery *boring voice* "you're in so much trouble..."