I Would Beat Batman
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- Опубликовано: 1 сен 2023
- In this video I’m talking about Batman’s plans to defeat the Justice League. I go over them each individually and then talk about if I could get out of them or not. And if I can get out of the, I decide if I could beat The Batman himself. Let’s be real tho… I could not survive 2 milliseconds against Batman. I kinda hope someone clicked this thinking I thought I could solo Batman.
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you beat him because you are real and he isn't. I think you are real. I'm actually not sure.
you’re not real
@@luckymfdaniel i know that, im trying to figure out if HiFinn is real.
Think again bro
Nuh uh I'm batman
Wake up
I think overall, whatever I think I have over Batman, it will be quickly proven otherwise. Batman is a fun guy like that, he will just like destroy you in a matter of seconds. Just like his life was destroyed in a couple of seconds. The cycle continues.
Martian manhunters plan is be in fire?
I’ll be in a pool then…
I can’t swim 🗿
So your on fire, and desperately flailing in the water burning and drowning alive.
the chemical won't be affected by water
I personally think that Batman is most certainly smart enough to not use any of those plans on you. He would just beat you mercilessly! I paused the video at 6:41 to comment this. :)
I do disagree with u saying he only start fights he knows he will win. Batman is always hitting above his weight class but he’s usually always ABLE to make a plan. He doesn’t know he’s gonna win beforehand but finds a way during the conflict.
But he knows he is going to win because he knows he can make a plan.
A lot of those are really weird and not very tought out. Most of those are status effects, but how is Batman gonna inflict them? Does he just catch up with the flash with a paralyzing weapon? He wouldn’t even have the opportunity to stun the fastest man alive.
Well, they ended up being co-opted by Ra’s Al Ghul (or Vandal Savage in the movie) and used against the League, so I’d say they were fairly decent.
petty sure whoever thought of Black Canary's contingency didn't make it through high school either
2:10 actually if kryptonite fails
He plans to use nuclear radiation witch would kill you
clarification for martian manhunter: would you theoretically be on fire forever now?
Whoops
I don't know, man. I have a feeling that I would probably be able to survive these things and then be able to kill batman in combat. Yes, I am mentally ill, why do you ask?
7:24 just don’t get burnt. Drink some water and you’ll be all good
Batman’s contingency for plastic man should be “pray for mercy”
YOU. May not be able to beat Batman. I can.
You got this diego!
@@LozadaPR thank you 😎
@@diegoolivares13 we are all counting on you, not like it’d be hard for you.
@@diegoolivares13 C'mon man, You can do it!
Let's get nuts Diego..
Yep, and I would outrun Usain Bolt.
The thing is that the Martian Manhunter plan works with his skin only (I think) but wouldn’t want to be injected by anything Batman has come in contact with
Alright guys that’s enough drugs for today
whoops you’re on fire forever now
Whoops, you're on fire forever now.
Already planning...
Keep one open hifinn
you have the perfect Walter Jr impression
If I’m on fire forever then I’m grabbing onto Batman and now he’s burning forever with me
I can beat all of these assuming I have the powers in question.
If I was Superman I would simply wear a bullet proof vest.
If I was wonder woman I would run away from the fight.
Aqua man I’d stay under the ocean where Batman can’t get me.
Red tornado. I upload my consciousness to the cloud.
Plastic man. I’d vibrate my cells faster than nitrogen can freeze me.
The flash. I’d simply keep my body out of faze with the human eye.
Green arrow is get a back up gun.
Zatana I’d wear a gorget
I’m just built different.
I’d survive the Martian Man Hunter one by drinking watee
6:24 your back bone is gone after this for sure
Batman folded in half lmao
Isn't kryptonite itself highly radioactive and could cause cancer to human body?
But what about his Starfire contingency plan.
7:25 magma cream and a brewing stand. Imma leave at there and take the W on Martian manhunter
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5:47, ez just drink beer or milk for the rest of your life
0:24 hey how did he know 😅
hifinn single-handedly destroys both fiction and reality
By pouring ink on the pages?
How to Beat Batman! Eraser, destroy all media that pretains to Batman. Hypothesis the entire earth to forget Batman. That's How you "Beat Batman" Mic drop!
bro thinks he can beat me
So, since you said, you can beat batman, do you think you can beat Thanos but he doesn’t have an infinity gauntlet, nor does he have his double edge sword, but he has the astral regulator and he already absorbed Eternity, Infinity, Mistress Death, Galactus
No way. He would destroy me.
I can
I can
Wonder women is not human so I doubt that contingent would work and the green lanterns are not necessarily valuable to blindness
Me listening to youtube to try to sleep >:(
Also 7:30 just stop it :) just decide not to be on fire :)
yeah right
Ok so if im fighting batman what I'll do is just get up and either leave to central city or metropolis.
The Flash and Supes will either protect me from Batman since im just a smol goofy little guy, or they'll take over and be nice to me.
In other words...get me outta gotham
5:59 What if instead of drinking water...you eat a watermelon?
no concept no fights humans wins there
Ez, I would simply grovel
martha done
Ah man, I was actually going to sleep.
Same 🤣🤣
@@madison_birra5489 europe
Eat the fire.
It infinitely burns, so eventually you’ll get full and can’t eat anymore
Not for him with prep time.
I can take him with preptime
Please stop saying contingency plan, I’m getting light headed
Welcome back.
I’m Batman
0:24
there's o demon here .My brain: or is there
no you wouldn't you silly goose
Anyone with prep time can easily beat batdork.
Batman wouldn't beat green arrow but would beat Aquaman
How
I could take out batman if he didn’t have plot armor but then again I bet he wouldn’t have lasted a year without it
Without plot armor he probably would’ve been shot as a kid. People that argue about plot armor are dumb as hell. Every character has plot armor😂
@@mylesmcmahon “ok deadshot, here’s some armor piercing rounds, go kill batman”
“Ok deadshot, here’s some kryptonite rounds, go kill Superman”
@@thomaspaine7098 What point are you trying to make here?😂
@@thomaspaine7098that moment from Justice league doom when metallo shoots Superman with a kryptonite bullet in the background
You can’t beat Aquaman he got super strength
I haven’t watched the video yet but I would beat him cause he is fictional
And I can beat you because your a figment of my imagination
@@LozadaPRnope. You can only beat a fictional version of me. You can't beat me. I have a 7 pack and can hold a car
@@BullyHemsworth you don’t exist which mean i win
@@LozadaPRyou can only beat my fictional self. You can't beat my real self.
@@BullyHemsworth false information
Nah I'd win
give me a comically large gun and I could beat him
7th
"I Would Beat Batman"
Yea I can
I can
Yeah I can to..
First
Blasphemous!
Good game.
@@cormano64Oh my goodness a fellow Blasphemous fan.