Would Batman villains be scary in real life?
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
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Scarecrow would be the last Batman villain I would want to encounter, The others would probably just kill you but Crane would kill you slowly by using the fear toxin to scramble your entire psyche with your own personal fears and past traumas until you can’t tell what’s real anymore
Croc or freeze wouldn't unless they have to
@@tfordham13 True, You just gotta stay out their way and you’ll be fine
@@randoontheinternet5842 a good chuck would leave you alone unless your in there way
@@tfordham13 But the majority are still aggressive, Especially the mastermind types like Joker and Riddler
@rando on the internet joker only does something if it's funny riddler would leave you alone unless you challenge his ego
I am just gonna be honest and say that I just would completely ignore all of these villains and just pretend to be completely oblivious.
What villains? I haven’t heard of any villains.
@@thedeed8740 Yes, for the real real.
Yeah until Victor Zsazz jus finds you and stabs you to death to be another tally
Maybe that's how the people of Gotham cope.
@@lordhades8025Cope with what? Gotham is a completely crime-less and safe city!
Clay face would be terrifying. He can turn into anything and anyone and is legit a good actor as well he could just fill you with clay to kill you or worse.
Nah kinda sounds hot
@@tfordham13 not where I thought I'd find this comment but at least I did I was beginning to wonder
He would try to replace you on the street once he gets ya
@@jonathansoriano3568 well he can become anything
doesn't basil karlo take immense pride in his acting ability tho? I feel like if he kidnaps you you could just treat him like a celebrity and praise his acting ability
That’s what makes Croc so tragic. He looked like a monster, so people treated him like a monster, which eventually turned him into a monster.
Agreed. All he wants is someone to help him.
If the Joker really existed, he'd almost certainly replace Adolf Hitler as our stock symbol of evil.
Mao Tse Tung as The Joker
Hitler is more like Thanos
@@thegoddamnbatman3078 What do you mean?
Professor pyg >>>>>>
The dark Knight trilogy is about 9/11 attack so The joker would be Osama bin Laden
the joker is literally just a terrorist
Poison ivy would be terrifying. Imagine you're just walking the streets, then suddenly buildings are Being torn up by giant plants, and if that doesn't kill you, then there are giant man eating plants trying to kill you, and of that doesn't work then you have to stop breathing because she has plants that dispense pheromones, so now you can be forced to let the plants kill you
And if that doesn’t work she’d probably let u be her baddest bitch
She hawt tho so I’ll let it slide
But she’s hot so I wouldn’t be scared when I saw her
She kinda bad tho
@@jeremiahtisdell4823 you're telling me you aren't afraid of hot women?
Everyone in the real world, in the moment of meeting any batman villain: f off, weirdo.
Everyone in the real world a minute later: scared to death.
The Joker would be absolutely terrifying because of how little restraint and care he has. He's the type of villain to do something awful just because the option is there. He causes chaos just because he wants to with no purpose or moral, and when he does do something with a message, it's breaking people down mentally to prove everybody deep down is no different from him.
See I don't think he would be scary because without plot armour he would just be shot dead by some rando on the street
@@BRIN1783 ? You could apply that to literally every film character ever
Yeah but, he wouldn't have help like he does in movies. He's just one man
@@StringerBell-r1zand any sane judge would just let you walk. I mean come on it’s joker who would be mad about him dying
Professor pyg >>>>>
Calendar man would be scary in real life, imaging having a happy Christmas until a guy with a day fetish kills your family.
Grundy to me is just the monster from Young Frankenstein. He'd probably even perform a little showtune for you if you ask nicely.
Professor Pyg is beyond scary because he doesn't kill victims,he live dissects them and shoves them in flesh suits while keeping consciousness, it's like i have a mouth and cannot scream.
never have I heard something so famous have its name be butchered so horribly
@gondar6181 no way you called professor pyg unrealistic
@gondar6181 Irl serial killers have been that weird before
@@HighEffortUsername yeah like a man wanting to have sex with human body parts in unrealistic. Oh wait hi Jeffery Duhmer!
Damn Grundy pulling up on me in the dark would make me shit myself
Hugo Strange would be the ultimate psychological horror irl. He would likely be in a position of power relative to you, as your therapist/psychiatrist, and would use said power to completely fuck you up OR make you his puppet like he did with the former warden of Arkham Asylum. Horrifying.
Sure if he wasn't in said position you COULD be fine, but he has the vibe of someone that would fuck up strangers if they seem even slightly interesting to him to mess with.
I never thought about Killer Croc as being scary with earlier iterations of him in the comics and Batman TAS. He just seemed like a side show circus freak alligator man. The game Batman Arkham Asylum however made me know that Killer Croc would make me pee pee my pants. He was always more man than animal and that's why I think he was meh...but this one they made him huge and more animalistic which made him an apex predator and seeing the size of him when coming out the elevator for the first time and smelling that Batman was there. Hell to the naw.
Yeah idk about this list him saying about killer croc “it’s to be expected” like keep that same energy when he rips your head off bro☠️
And he can turn into a hydra
One thing that a lot of people don't see is that killer croc doesn't want to be seen horrifying but wants to be seen as a normal man because he has a pretty rough childhood.
The Mad Hatter would so unsettling to be around
Dollmaker makes my stomach turn
True!
@@HiFinn Thank freaking Judas that Two-Face (That mother fucker gave me a handful of nightmares and PTSD throughout my youth) was not on the list.
I would be literally pissing my pants if someone like him existed in real life.
Also. 0 out of 10. No Clayface on the list.
I was about to fall asleep when the scarecrow jumpscare came up full volume
Gotta keep you on your toes
"The Penguin isn't scary"
Tim Burton: "Hold my beer."
The only thing scarier than the Penguin:
The Penguin played by Danny Devito
I think the "You'd be fine if you don't get in their way argument" isn't as true as we want it to be. Sure, you wouldn't really be in much of danger if you're just some dude on the street with a cup of coffee compared to a superhero, security guard or a police officer. But there's one thing the argument is missing: they're all clinically insane, with some irrational thinking involved.
Mister Freeze could just think "Oh, he's not really a threat.", but he could also think "He needs to go too.". Poison Ivy would probably think all human life is a threat to the plants, or not.
Would you wanna bet what they think? I know I wouldn't.
I think a good idea is to just make one long list of Batman villains, explain why or why not they are scary and then a score out of 10. I think you'd honestly do great with longer form videos, and this is judt a suggestion of one you could do
I think Riddler would definitely be a genuine menace to police forces anywhere. He’s a very smart man, and imagine you’re just walking around the mall, minding your own business then you walk into a room with green question marks and you hear someone say “Riddle-diddle-diddle…”
The most terrifying would be Jonathan Crane. He views people as test subjects and the tests he runs are studies on the nature of fear. And he’s going to run his tests within consent and there is zero pay or benefit to “participation”.
Best case scenario if you’re caught up in crane’s bullshit is that you’re part of the control group (lol, joking, crane doesn’t use control groups, he doses everyone with fear toxin).
The Joker is going to kill you for a laugh and you’ll literally die laughing.
Joker would do something along the lines of putting chemicals in the supplies of various retail products throughout the city that are going to cause people to die laughing.
Crane is going to put fear toxin in the water supply and cause people to have the WORST trip possible that’s filled with all their worst fears and document the results for his research on fear. He will literally make you have a bad trip full of fear.
Main difference is that, sure, you die from the joker, but you die laughing. While with the scarecrow you are going to be in terrifying fear until your mind breaks and you kill yourself to escape the horror.
Killer crock is a buff guy with a skin condition that gives him strong skin and scales that make him look like a reptile, also he is an insane maniac.
He's not insane but aggressive because of how everyone sees him.
@@theepic1944 he eats people
Also, Ras Al Ghul is probably one of the most terrifying. And not just for Gothamites. If you live anywhere that’s a “bad city” that he views as problematic to the world at large he’s going to burn it to the ground so he can rebuild it into something “better”. If he existed here and you lived in Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, etc… you’d be at risk.
Edit: didn’t expect that many likes. After reading it again I realized Ras Al Ghul’s gimmick is gentrification to the utmost extreme. Instead of gradually raising the rent and tossing in expensive storefronts like Brooklyn he’s gonna do something like unleash fear toxin in Brooklyn, watch everyone kill themselves, then rebuild.
Batman returns penguin is one of the scariest live action comic villains.
I mean he is, but Returns Penguin and comics Penguin are wildly different really
Hush is another one that should be on here, especially if any part of your face resembles that of Bruce Wayne’s.
Scariest :
Joker : a clown that is unhinged and unpredictable.
Killer Croc : Man eating crocodile says enough.
Scarecrow : Makes your worst fears come true.
Victor Zsasz : Serial Killer that poses victims.
Professor Pyg : Turns you into a Dollotron and makes you wish you were dead.
Mad Hatter : Mind control and just creepiest.
Riddler : puts you in a Jigsaw style deathtrap like Arkham City and Knight says a lot.
Hush : carves off faces to make a replica of someone else.
I'd say Scarecrow is scariest because fear is literally his power
Poison Ivy's scariness level depends on if it's an incarnation along the lines of "I'm going to kill you because you're a big businessman who destroys the environment" or "I'm going to seduce a random guy and then melt him down to his bones in a pitcher plant just because I get off on it."
And yes, that latter one is a real thing. Detective Comics #823!
Still hit tho?
Damn that's hot. I am rock hard rn
While it’s obviously impossible for him to exist in real life, Clayface would be terrifying. He can turn into literally anything and mold his body into any shape. Plus he’s super strong and can’t really be hurt by physical harm, he’s like the body snatchers and the blob together.
I think if batman villains were real I would just not live in gotham city because that's where they all are. Honestly I don't understand how they expect people to live in gotham, like literally the city gets bombed, gassed, and shot up every week, and all of batman's rogues gallery who lives there are all serial killers, plus any local thugs who would want to rob you or kill you. Really, it doesn't make sense why the legal system doesn't give any of them the death penalty.
This would be my question. The only reason they keep coming back is because they are in a comic book. Scary sure just like any mass murderer or serial killer but ultimately those people have a very short shelf life. The first time a 20+ person body count shows up it's life without parole, death row or shot in a stand off with the cops.
The one thing that this man doesn't realize is that poison ivy wants to help the planet by killing everyone on earth
Penguin would be scary if his nostrils swoll up.
The only reason I'm afraid of Grundy is because I feel like if he had a top hat he would kill everyone with how stylish he looks.
Proff pig is gotta be the most very very disturbing batman villain I have ever seen in my whole life
Killer Croc: *Absolutely claps somebody*
Me: "Damn." *Goes about my day*
Kinda wish you uploaded longer videos.
I get worried people wouldn't watch longer vids. But I've been considering trying it out.
@@HiFinn nah, bro. The longer vids would be entirely as hell. Your a funny dude.
@@HiFinnpeople definitely would
Cannot forget about Zsasz
Penguin would be like dealing with a short version of season 6 Tony Soprano.
If Joker was in IRL I would tell my parents to move
Nah if Batman aint gonna kill the Joker, any real life cop definitely would
The issue with Joker is that he's pretty good at killing groups of people and has like 30 contingency plans for fucking on Gotham
Those cops have a death wish.
The Solomon grundy riddle from arkham knight freaked me out so much. I followed the minimap to its location but I was above ground because I didn't know it was under. All I heard was the faint sound of a child singing out of a gramophone from NOWHERE.
Zombies are enough as is but a zombie hulk is just wow
I’d enjoy the same video as this and the Spider-Man but with Adventure Time. Just a thought, hope to see it one day.
Ask and ye shall receive
love these videos we just need longer ones
2:44 I want this goofy lookin fellow
Disagree with penguin, penguin is one of the worst bastard in Gotham. He is also completely sane, which means he have full control over his actions but still murdered a lot of people without feeling shame. In the comic Joker’s asylum, he made a chef’s life into a living hell just because he laughed in his direction and penguin thought he was laughing at him, he deported the chef’s wife, framed his best friend for something he didn’t do and got him imprisoned, buys the restaurant the chef works at and fires all the employes, has someone move next door to his apartment and blare music all day and night, has the park he liked to walk in bulldozed, the chef was a recovering alcoholic, has a 24 hour liquor store open across the road from him. The chef committed suicide and penguin laughed for hours after the incident. He also started a human trafficking operation and a operation where he kidnapped pregnant girls and sell the children after birth and that is not ALL. Yea black mask might torture people, but penguin is one of the most sadistic and malicious BASTARD in Gotham.
Here’s the thing about Ivy, she doesn’t actually care about the environment, she just cares about plants. Rá’s al ghúl is the one that wants to save the planet. Ivy couldn’t care less about literally any other part of nature.
I feel like after a few years of living in Gotham, you'd just kinda get used to all the weird shit. You'd just see Solomon Grundy or Bane or someone raging on the streets, Tearing down buildings, and you'd just be like "Haha, classic Grundy..."
It's not poison ivy herself who's scary but the plants she could use, there are plants that just by touching you would actually cause you so much pain you would want to end your own life, not to mention if she combined that with the one plant that makes you extra sensitive to sunlight and something with a neuro toxin in it. You would have a really bad time if you aren't using an electric car and she knows your address.
My take: If Batman’s villains would look like in real life, I would base it on live-action movie and TV show versions as bases.
Joker: Heath Ledger’s version (The Dark Knight)
Professor Pyg: Tobin Bell’s version (Saw)
Scarecrow: Cillian Murphy’s version (Batman Begins)
Mr. Freeze: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s version (Batman & Robin)
Bane: Tom Hardy’s version (The Dark Knight Rises)
Riddler: Cory Michael Smith’s version (Gotham TV series)
Harley Quinn: Margot Robbie’s version (Suicide Squad)
Penguin: Colin Farrell’s version (The Batman 2022)
Two-Face: Aaron Eckhart’s version (The Dark Knight)
Catwoman: Michelle Pfeiffer’s version (Batman Returns)
Poison Ivy: Bridget Regan’s version (Batwoman TV series)
Deathstroke: Esai Morales’ version (Titans TV series)
I feel like Jim Povolo (from Holy Musical B@man) did a better Mr. Freeze than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold seemed too full of joy all of the time but Jim had more of a dead pan line delivery that felt more like Mr. Freeze. Also Jim just looks more like him IMO. Idk I just really like HMB and it’s free on YT.
1:08 I love the "yeah I was expecting that"
Any dangerous person who has superhuman abilities would be horrifying.
that one image of SCAREcrow scared me.
One of the reasons why the Riddler scares me, no matter which version, especially the comics', games and Paul Dano's and Cory Michael Smith's Riddlers, is because I SUCK at riddles and puzzles and they are also dangerous like the other villains are.
Mr Bloom is genuinely terrifying
Bro really forgot to put baby doll in there from Batman the animated series
I rather encounter Hatter, Mr. Freeze or Killer Croc cuz Hatter wouldn’t kill me if I am apart of his plan, Mr.Freeze and I could definitely relate, and Killer Croc and I could also have something related. Two Face and Riddler both give me stressful times cuz imagine the stress when Two Face flips his coin and if it is on tails, Riddler makes very hard riddles to me
1:13 Holy fucking shit YEEEES.
I live off this shit. Om nom nom nom nom nom.
I'll be honest, Arkham Knight gave us a beautifully horrifying design.
Two-Face is pretty terrifying, considering that even crossing the street near him could either end in him politely crossing with you or pushing you into oncoming traffic on a literal coin flip.
Riddler gets shit on a lot (haha, 240 trophies), but honestly, if someone with an ego so inflated that it could lift the house from Up had be in a puzzle-themed death trap, I'd hope that I either die or that Batman kicks his Redditor ass to a fine paste.
All of, it not most of Batman's villains would work in a horror movie twist, they're some seriously screwed up ppl.
They are all terrifying in their own way bro 😭
Dude, I already said this, but you literally sounds like Isaacwhy. Really like your videos btw
You know what would be really be scary if you were working as an henchmen for any of these guys. I would take it as gotham economy is not good so sometimes the only job available would be henchmening. Which would suck cause you could either be beaten savagely by a rich guy in a batsuit or killed savagely by your employer
You should do Doctor Destiny and Preston Payne
Doctor destiny isn’t rlly that big of a Batman villain
@@Halracc I do not care.
I genuinely said “What the fuck is that” when Dr.Death came on screen
Gotta say.. imma simp for ivy ngl
Two Face seems scarier than Penguin. One’s a former DA who knows too much and the other had his criminal empire taken down multiple times (including once by Grandpa Wayne)
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I wouldn't survive if Gotham exicted in real life. I either get kidnapped, murdered, murdered again, gassed....yep
Poison Ivy would kill you over stepping on some grass
You forgot Hugo Strange , RED HOOD , Scarface and alot more
part 5 please
Joker , Mad Hatter and Scarecrow would be terrifying. Bane is just a guy in a Mexican wrestlers mask hat pumps himself full of steroids.
Poison Ivy would be a green terrorist and would not chill. Mad hatter has mind control thing which I think gov. would take from him and do something more sinister with it. Scarecrow and fear toxin would be the worst for our world.
You should make a video of if batman villains would be scary irl
"Regular deadly wild animals" said while showing an animal that mostly just eats small animals and is afraid of humans
Would u rather face joker with the fear toxin or revers flash with the power of black mask
Joker because he's just a guy. The only reason he's still alive is because batman doesn't let anybody kill him
Batman would pronably be the scariest. That stealthiness and sheer prowess.
Just think of the last part of arkham knight or in suicide squad where he hints you
Saying Croc wouldnt be scary but Bane would is crazy gang😂
Two face is incredibly terrifying
All of Batman's villains are psycopaths yes they would all be scary
Should've done Victor Zsaz
Yo I’ve been here since 100 subs 😢
They would definitely be scary if they were real. They are all dangerous. Very dangerous. I don't want to be anywhere near any of them. Joker, Pyg, Killer Croc, Bane, Scarecrow, Riddler, Zsasz, and more.
Like with how violent penguin can be over small things i would be pretty scared. Like if he as some goons thats it.
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Batman villain who was a psychiatrist, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
You should make a 5th episode of this
The reason: jim gordon jr
Thank you myyy guy...I really enjoyed your view...............shebeshxt vibes
You didn't even need to mention The Riddler lol.
Isn’t joker like a twig? Bro straight built like a paper straw. I mean he may like pain but I don’t think he’d like a 12 gauge to his chest.
Pretty sure a 12 gauge would kill any human no matter how strong they are 💀
Yeah but you dont have to be physically imposing to be scary. Look at every serial killer or terrorist. They are dangerous people but any dude that gyms could beat their ass in a fight
@@LimbSip I mean I’m only 5’7 150 so he’d be able to wreck my shit but like to an average guy I feel like he’d only be scary if you weren’t carrying & in Gotham I’d be surprised if people weren’t
None of the normal humans would be scary irl since you could easily kill them if you were armed
Who’s your favourite villain? Mines probably bane or black mask or bane, there both incredible characters and I hope to see them in the new Batman movie.
If we’re out here giving suggestions I was listening to your video and my girlfriend has requested you play Arkham knight, seeing as I don’t wanna play it with her cause she’s a buzz kill and everyone who has a series on it she doesn’t like the voices of.
Surgically replace my hands with my feets it's what black mask do maybe yes and black mask pretty scary in real life but comics his fantasy far far far far scary
Poison ivy would be scary, but at the same time....... I don't mind if I'm in her way.....yk...
SCARWCROW….ESPECIALLY ARKAMN KNIGHT SCARECROW IS NIGHTMARE FUEL EVEN WITHOUT THE FEAR TOXIN!
two words
Professor Pyg
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If I were locked in a room with Zsasz, I would shet myself.
I'm not scared of anyone I can just shoot dead. So Clayface, because he's basically indestructible, and Ivy, because her giant vines and such will wreck your house without her getting within sight of you, are the scary ones.