Me: are we there yet? Dad: is the car moving? Me: yes Dad: will the car be moving if we are there Me: no Dad: so are we there yet? Me: no Dad: Right. If you ask again you shall be disciplined
Radicalbanana *-My Dad on a seven hour road trip-* Me: Hey dad, how far are we? Dad: An hour away *Two hours later* Me: How far are we? Dad: An hour away
Can we just appreciate the fact that gus is actually driving down a highway at like 60 mph instead of filming this in a drive way or something. _dedication_
my wife was on the phone on a 'serious' phone conversation and i was crying laughing so had to leave the room. the 'who keeps cuttnig those hot farts back there' got me. i was a wreck.
"well you shouldn't have drank that whole bottle of pepsi before we left. NO I AM NOT STOPPING its your own damn fault just hold it a little longer we will be there in 4 hours"
@@choppyfoil sorry to hear that. I'm in the same boat, so I can say that. Twas a nice fall this year. Seemed a little lengthy I mean seriously a whole day and a half. Lol
"How was your trip?" "Good. Driving on the highway I saw Gus Johnson yelling in his car and looking back at people who aren't there. Car looks like a rental." "Haha yeah, that sounds like Gus. Probably has like 6 ketchup stains on the back seat too."
Dad, I don't know what it is about your videos, but they're so entertaining. You have so much talent. I never knew my dad even knew how to work a camera, but you have more subscribers than me. I don't know if I should be proud of you or upset that you stole my thunder, dad. It kinda hurts that you would take over this platform that I love. I feel like you might just be trying to spite me, just like when you left when I was five. All I did was forget to do the dishes. Did I really deserve all this heartbreak? Dad, please come back. I miss you.
Me and my dad put lemon juice in our hair on road trips and we put our heads out the windows so the sun will naturally bleach it. We call it "getting road head". Very cool!
Forgot the part when he gets lost in a city like 5 times in 10 minutes, then starts blaming it on the kids because he cant concentrate because of them.
I can always turn to Gus when I need to really laugh! As a mom of 3 kids who regularly rents a car and drives them from NY to MO to visit family I can relate to this dad and laugh at myself.
@@demonalivefornow9680 shut up man. It doesn't change the comedic gauge of it. It's funny, it's funny. Let people enjoy what they want. You're here, so obviously you still like it, otherwise you wouldn't be giving the video interactions so it gets on more recommended to make gus more money, right?
Gus: Hi, uhm, i'd like to adopt a kid :) Adoption agency: *watches this video* GUs: i- Adoption agency: yeah, sure as heck fella. here's a kid! you're gonna be a great dad
It was so realistic I thought I was one of those friends that joins in on a road trip, and being the one to listen to Lucas and Seth being feet lifting, shit spitting children.
follow me on twitter to help find your real dad @Gusbuckets
but gus, you are my dad
Thank you Father.
Thank you papa gus
He left for some cigarettes a couple minutes ago...
Ok
The use of the word "guy" is so spot on, its terrifying.
Do you mean when he says guys?
@@ryder8237 Seth guy not guys
He means that one of the kids is called “Guy”.
I think he means "gay". At least that's what my dad used to call me...
This guy isnt called guy johnson for nothing, guy.
Can confirm that's exactly what it sounds like
Oh hey donut
Hey donut
Fancy seeing you here...
Holly hell donut operator? Never thought I’d see you in the comment section.
Huh
When he says something slightly aggressive then he says “okay?” at the end to soften the blow of being mean.
CheEzy Yeah lmao
Ive always hated that "okay?"at the end.
My grade school art teacher whispered "okay?" at the end of EVERY. SENTENCE.
What my dad does but it doesn’t soften the blow of the belt
I always hear (and say) "okay?" in a condescending manner, a one-word alternative to, "Did you get all that, buddy?"
I love how you take the most randomly specific stereotypical people and make fun of them perfectly.
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Not accurate: he didn’t mention the moment when you turn on the light behind and dad freaks out
lol ik i was waiting the whole video for that.
_it’s in my eyes_
It wasn’t night time
I was waiting for the "making good time" comment.
ITS ILLEGAL
I love how the dad has no mustache and the mom has a mustache
Holy shit its big lion
Oh my god he nuked f**kin’ Pheb!
@@danielgarber70 He's so powerful
Holy shit, it's big lion. We are now trapped in his eye laser box.
Oh shit, oh fuck
Me: How far are we?
Dad: We are 15 min away
*20 min passes*
Me: How far are we?
Dad: 15 min away
lmao
Me: are we there yet?
Dad: is the car moving?
Me: yes
Dad: will the car be moving if we are there
Me: no
Dad: so are we there yet?
Me: no
Dad: Right. If you ask again you shall be disciplined
Radicalbanana
*-My Dad on a seven hour road trip-*
Me: Hey dad, how far are we?
Dad: An hour away
*Two hours later*
Me: How far are we?
Dad: An hour away
My dad's done that too. Classic dad BS.
Radicalbanana well, in Atlanta traffic
ix nay on the utt bay seth
What does that mean
Nix on the butt Seth
@@odiseats5857 You don't speak piglatin?
Fuck off
@@sethporter6365 r/beetlejuicing lol
"can you kill the volume on the ipad"
My dad says this word for word, not even joking.
lmao same
I want to say it to kids that aren’t even mine. Nobody wants to hear that shit in public!
@@aliciaclaire81 true
Same here
You're dad says this because you're a pain in the ass kid.
One more word and I’m turning this car around
THATS IT *70mph U-turn on the highway, no survivors*
BACK TO WINNIPEG
@@stealthdasniper there it is
relatable vegetables
Can we just appreciate the fact that gus is actually driving down a highway at like 60 mph instead of filming this in a drive way or something. _dedication_
Yeah... What a challenge.
Driving and talking.
Reckless endangerment
yes, it takes so much dedication to drive a car on the highway...
unless of course it was a green screen the entire time?!?!?!
no
I didn't notice your mustache was gone until I read a comment
Holy shit didn't even realize it was kinda just materialized by my mind
Woah
Oh yeah
Jesus fucking Christ you could have left me oblivious
Lmao I didn't realize till I saw a comment too (this comment 😂)
I could imagine people looking at you through your window and wondering on who you're yelling at.
Picturing this is amazing!!! Thank you :)
He’d look like he’s using handless phone for the car.
Probably Lucas
Hi
He’s yelling at Lucas, ofc
goddamn feets on the seats
seets
*Shits*
my wife was on the phone on a 'serious' phone conversation and i was crying laughing so had to leave the room. the 'who keeps cuttnig those hot farts back there' got me. i was a wreck.
Michael Smith w h o l e s o m e
I was eating and the “hot farts” line made me spit a little food on my screen lmao
The one that got me was “I’m gonna blast ya in the ass”
You're married and ended up laughing at a fart joke. 🤣
@@waht802 same, lol just the way he delivers the line is perfect, he sounds like fake, genuinely pissed off
stop saying my name its freaking me out
Well stop mooning our car neighbors then!
Seth Please stop mooning people! (Used your user name for the sentence) lmao
Ben you're a genius! I'm upset I didn't think of that!
Same here (My name is Lucas)
Yeah
My dad took us on a road trip when I was 3 once.
Well by us I mean himself.
Pretty long one too.
19 years long
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"I just wanna be the bigger man, you know i just- I see like 6 ketchup stains back there, I A M G O N N A B R E A K Y O U R A R M
I laughed so much at the end lol
A very pleasant trip
Well, well, well... Good to see you here.
*Hey stop hitting your sister Lucas*
Yikes you guys are screwed up.
Jeez you people are nasty
henry did you forget? It's no NUT November my dude. You lose
Sockamine *on
*What do u mean u like bondage,Lucas?*
1:20 if you kick me in the ear on more time, I M G O N N A B L A S T Y A I N T H E A S S!.....gets me every time 🤣
Yah
Yah
Sounds like Brandon Rogers😂
1:23 pause
I found this comment right when I reached that part of the video. I love when that happens.
You forgot about the bathroom breaks and holding it so hard you have serious bladder issues later on in life
Your own fault for not just grabbing a bottle or can sure you'd get spanked or hit a little but he can't stop you once you started
"well you shouldn't have drank that whole bottle of pepsi before we left. NO I AM NOT STOPPING its your own damn fault just hold it a little longer we will be there in 4 hours"
THIS
@Ally Faber i love your videos Ally !! Lots of love from someone from pakistan
Keep up the good work
This is why it's important to start the road trip with a bottle of gatorade. Wide mouth and 32oz of relief.
My name is Seth and no one ever uses it in this sort of context and I have never felt this level of called out before.
Same brooo. Wonder if you’ll reply to this
Seth Von Lehmden lol it’s been a year Seth could be dead
Ava Casey ya probably is. Rip
We shall hold a funeral for our beloved Seth brethren
Boogie Bot indeed, we shall all come
He’s like the divorced dad who just remarried and always checks if the kids are still breathing
*I just had a 12 hour road trip flash by in 2 minutes...*
I just went to Disney Land and back
Most Midwestern thing I've ever seen
Jonathan Pruegert video could have used a few more “ope” in it
@@choppyfoil sorry to hear that. I'm in the same boat, so I can say that. Twas a nice fall this year. Seemed a little lengthy I mean seriously a whole day and a half. Lol
I don’t know wether to feel attacked or honored because us midwesterners aren’t the center of attention... ever
I'm from Minnesota and I can concur the accuracy of this
When he said:
“I’m looking at like 6 ketchup stains on the seat right now I’m gonna break your arm”
I felt that
Hows your arm?
*_As legend recalls, Lucas still has his feet on the seat to this very day._*
Me too
"How was your trip?"
"Good. Driving on the highway I saw Gus Johnson yelling in his car and looking back at people who aren't there. Car looks like a rental."
"Haha yeah, that sounds like Gus. Probably has like 6 ketchup stains on the back seat too."
Classic Gus. Haven't seen him in a long time. Is he still climbing around on his roof yelling at no one?
"I kinda lost my cool back there" 5 seconds later "I'm gonna break your arm"
Inaccurate. You forgot the most important detail:
Those weirdly shaped polarized sunglasses every white middle class dad wears
Are you talking about aviator sunglasses? Otherwise I don't know which glasses you're talking about.
Glad to know that at least British and American culture has this in common
@@abbreviatedalex2418 my dad used to buy them from lowes
my dad has 4 FUCKING PAIRS and he wears them EVERYWHERE
He is wearing sunglasses.
*_are we there yet? x1000000_*
Are we there yet
Are we there yet
are we there yet?
Are we there yet
@@maddiepaddy2608 Are we there yet
But seriously, what is Lucas doin. "if you kick me in the ear one more time"
😂😂 You're gonna make a great dad, Gus.
How's everybody doing back there in the comments
Just waiting to open my fruit snacks
Holding my nose until someone rolls down the windows! 💩💨
I'm in a lot of pain
im still processing why was the neighbor and mommy playing wrestling in your room
I wanna go to McDonald’s.
You: * drops something on the floor, turns on the light to see where it landed *
Dad: we're all gonna die
It would have been funnier if he had different names for the kids every time he yelled at one of them, like there’s 20 kids in the car.
Joe stop flipping off the other cars! Sally don't bite that! Adam stop kicking me! Larry stop pinching Jessica! Mary don't eat Gary's frys!
MORGAN PUT THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS AWAY
LARRY PUT AWAY THE IPAD I'M NOT ASKING AGAIN YOU DISAPPOINTMENT
How is that funnier?
@@jeremyc9593 Because it implies that they are Mormons, who are inherently ridiculous people.
You forgot the part where they spill the soda on literally every inch of the backseat
didn’t include the dad reaching his hand out in the back for a handful of snacks without saying anything, disappointed
Dad, I don't know what it is about your videos, but they're so entertaining. You have so much talent. I never knew my dad even knew how to work a camera, but you have more subscribers than me.
I don't know if I should be proud of you or upset that you stole my thunder, dad. It kinda hurts that you would take over this platform that I love. I feel like you might just be trying to spite me, just like when you left when I was five. All I did was forget to do the dishes. Did I really deserve all this heartbreak?
Dad, please come back. I miss you.
@@phoenixwhiler943 Oooooooo I'm reporting you
@@williamhicks714 I'm a good boi
@@phoenixwhiler943 tell that to the millions of hentai you've been in
Bell Cranel nooooooo why would you say that XD
This is a downward spiral, I’m getting the popcorn
The food part is so accurate.
i love it
wow you're just like my dad, but he hits me more
Jayson Beach Do you need a hug?
@@TheBatbike yes, yes I do
Mine fucks me in the asa
* hugs both of you *
@@TheBatbike *commits sexual interactions*
I swear to FRICK *I WILL turn this car around!*
you forgot when he goes to the drive thru, gets food for everyone, and then makes them wait while he figures out how to get back on the highway
*Don't Thank The Car Driver*
Me and my dad put lemon juice in our hair on road trips and we put our heads out the windows so the sun will naturally bleach it. We call it "getting road head". Very cool!
HMMMMMMMM...
DED
Thank you Kanye
I think I read something like that once... either fanfiction.net or wattpad, not sure which one.
@@idislikemints John Green I think
Love the part where he’s being passive aggressive to Seth when he says “hey buddy”
I like how this is recommendes for me the night before an 8+ hr drive with my fam tomorrow
"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR ARM" - Best of 2018
It’s been a long time since a laughed outloud to a RUclips video thank you fort that
no feets on seats guys this is a rental
Plot twist: there's no one there
Forgot the part when he gets lost in a city like 5 times in 10 minutes, then starts blaming it on the kids because he cant concentrate because of them.
lol
Good one
Vlog Creations Charles
Im gonna call the cops
Vlog Creations wow u here
I could hear and smell this video before I clicked on it
Same 🤣😭
I love how he can slip straight into any character he wants
*unbuckles seatbelt*
best one
dad trip road
elijahpepe dip crap toad
Woah its is a palindrome
The one role that deserved a mustache didn’t get it RIP 😔
I can always turn to Gus when I need to really laugh! As a mom of 3 kids who regularly rents a car and drives them from NY to MO to visit family I can relate to this dad and laugh at myself.
Well…
@@demonalivefornow9680 shut up man. It doesn't change the comedic gauge of it. It's funny, it's funny. Let people enjoy what they want. You're here, so obviously you still like it, otherwise you wouldn't be giving the video interactions so it gets on more recommended to make gus more money, right?
@@demonalivefornow9680 ok mr killjoy just because your day is shit doesnt mean you should make everyone elses
I love how even when he apologizes he still puts the fault on his kids with the "You were pushing my buttons" line.
Just like a true dad
I love the pure emotion in the fruit snack line
*Bring back memories*
I love how he called his kid “Guy”
Amazing how accurate the end is
Looks like a typical family road trip
*didn't i tell you to go to the bathroom before leaving*
That head turn is so accurate 😂😂😂
We're just watching actual footage of Gus in the future as a Midwestern dad. He time traveled for us :D
Gus - I need a "Feet on Seats" T-shirt
Gus really is great at making a 3 person scene with just one person.
The iPad and devices part couldn’t be any more accurate
*YOU GUYS OUGHT TO STOP MOONING PEOPLE BACK THERE!*
This is genuinely one of the most funny things I’ve ever seen lol, very nice.
You forgot that when you arrive at your destination he’ll always make the same joke
“I forgot my suitcase, I guess we gotta go back and get it”
The parent eating food and not giving you any is so accurate
I WILL NOT BE STOPPED DAD
I cant wait for this to be an SNL sketch, Kenan is going to be such a good road trip dad
Where's the road trip kid? "Are we close yet?"
**Audible groans and asking "Where's the charger?" "Dad the Ipad only has 10% left" "Dad!" "Mom dad wont anwser me" "WE FORGOT THE CHARGER!!!!
And then there's me who sleeps the whole way through.
That ending really got me. I’m laughing so hard
You forgot the part where the dad puts his hand back and expects you to give him a snack.....
This was so incredibly accurate
Gus is definitely dad material
1:16 : "Yeah, if it's got a screen, I just want it off. I don't wanna see it."
*lil bit of truth to this one*
1:41 every parent exactly 17 minutes after giving their child a 40 minute lecture
Dad: *eating food* lucus did I say you could open the hamburger
*a few seconds later*
Lucus: it's spitball time
Me: i need to go to the bathroom
Dad: WHY DIDNT YOU GO BEFORE WE LEFT???
Great video, Gus! I always love watching your stuff!
Gus your awesome i hope you make vids for ever
Gus: Hi, uhm, i'd like to adopt a kid :)
Adoption agency: *watches this video*
GUs: i-
Adoption agency: yeah, sure as heck fella. here's a kid! you're gonna be a great dad
“Hey, do not hit the child in the back seat that is WAY too advanced.”
-Murray Goldberg while teaching Barry to drive
I can hear this comment
I really respect that he’s actually driving
Morning fellow stoners, smoking that varnish and drinking that gasoline.
Injecting nugs into my anal cavity.
Invading the Saharan desert with some epic gamers
I'm actually huffing enamel today. Far superior product to varnish
@@Sahxocnsba but have you ever snorted crushed glass tho
legalize medical petroleum
Road Trip Checkist:
-Phone With Signal
-Charger
-Headphones
-Snacks
-Drinks
-Barrier To Seperate Yourself From The Siblings
How to make road trips quite pleasent
This dude has the only voice that I can listen to screaming/whining without getting pissed out by how it sounds or how many times i hear it
you forgot the turn around smack, my dad's signature move
No feets on seats
Literally the most accurate thing I’ve seen so far
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It was so realistic I thought I was one of those friends that joins in on a road trip, and being the one to listen to Lucas and Seth being feet lifting, shit spitting children.