Jo Koy Only Sees Asians At Casinos | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

Комментарии • 791

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 года назад +2386

    That fanning thing is wayy too accurate lmao...especially when we're tapping toner on our faces and waiting for it to absorb

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 4 года назад +29

      Right!? Most women wear a pad when they're gonna go out. Just in case

    • @marikaaxox
      @marikaaxox 4 года назад +17

      ommmgg literally hahahah the toner part lmao

    • @dillyDillzmuaythai4life
      @dillyDillzmuaythai4life 4 года назад +9

      Loooool I can agree with that the amount of time I have spent waiting leaning against the bathroom door frame for my partner to get ready just to pop up to the shop and she will stay in the car 🤣🤣😂😅😒

    • @EmpressBlack
      @EmpressBlack 4 года назад

      But not us Filipino women. We don't do that.

    • @b-wak
      @b-wak Год назад

      @@EmpressBlack Filipino women cover their mouths like they’re trying to surpress or hide their laughter.

  • @PasserbyP
    @PasserbyP 4 года назад +476

    You know Jo is a professional when he made the connection with his fanning joke to the pee joke in the end.

  • @sailorjupoak
    @sailorjupoak 4 года назад +3154

    As a woman, I both laughed and shed a tear. Now stop it before I pee! 🤣

    • @9thborn
      @9thborn 4 года назад +58

      😂 I just peed myself reading ur comment!

    • @Declan1205
      @Declan1205 4 года назад +18

      OMG, its true!

    • @N._99
      @N._99 4 года назад +8

      @@tomadams3528 tf you on about dude?

    • @thisguy6515
      @thisguy6515 4 года назад +2

      Tom Adams i lost 10 iq points reading your comment. Explain into further details

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 4 года назад +2

      @@thisguy6515 ikr ? I was referring the end of the video you idiot.
      What's so hard about that ?!
      BTW: I deleted my shit. It was funny tho. Y'all hate on my joke. Don't hate.

  • @bridgetblanc2159
    @bridgetblanc2159 4 года назад +961

    The thing about women laughing and crying at the same time when hearing a joke and drying their tears with a hand fan is suuupppeeeerrr accurate! 😂

  • @Prince-oe6yv
    @Prince-oe6yv 4 года назад +420

    Jo Koy is something else, literally went in with that joke. 😅

  • @notneean
    @notneean 4 года назад +569

    I love how this went from Casinos to woman laughing 😂😂

    • @royjordi7950
      @royjordi7950 2 года назад +1

      for the last punchline he should have said that the one indian guy he met at the casino will say this to him : "hey mother yar, are you just ignoring me over woman pee?"

    • @jr-yo2on
      @jr-yo2on 2 года назад +1

      @@royjordi7950 corni

  • @knit32kx
    @knit32kx 4 года назад +1103

    The peeing thing is super accurate. It's high school. My girl, her friend and I are hanging out during gym. We're chilling at the playground. I'm making stupid jokes, and I'm setting up a new one. She says with a dead serious face stop or I'm gonna pee myself. I continue, we all burst out laughing. Next thing hear... Omg I just peed myself, i told you to stop. I laugh thinking she's joking. Nope, she really did, and it was time to go back in. I gave her my shirt to cover up. Lesson learned.

    • @andreahl3494
      @andreahl3494 4 года назад +37

      I legit don't understand how that happens to some women as a woman myself.

    • @andreahl3494
      @andreahl3494 4 года назад +4

      I legit don't understand how that happens to some women as a woman myself.

    • @ebabuks
      @ebabuks 4 года назад +4

      cool story bro

    • @DensilGrant
      @DensilGrant 4 года назад +5

      Found what you were looking for...Attention..

    • @PiracyAgreement
      @PiracyAgreement 4 года назад +30

      @ki0ng Wtf? It's stress urinary incontinence mainly from weakened floor pelvic muscles

  • @nyriagarcia468
    @nyriagarcia468 4 года назад +83

    I legit, laughed and cried and had to go pee immediately while listening to this one🤣🤣....it was spot on lol

    • @rkidlat
      @rkidlat 2 года назад +2

      That must've been a lot of fanning

  • @LizziesLukas
    @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +1443

    some women stop their boyfriend from making jokes because she worried her mascara gonna come off from cry laughing

    • @Raijin24226
      @Raijin24226 4 года назад +3

      Do you do that too?

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +7

      @@Raijin24226 taking from experience, i guess so

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 4 года назад

      "mascara"????! on the pussy?!!???!

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +7

      @@tomadams3528 do you even know what mascara is?

    • @tomadams3528
      @tomadams3528 4 года назад +2

      @@LizziesLukas Did you see what he did at the end of the video?!
      Exactly....fan dry the pussy.

  • @reneestrazzere6596
    @reneestrazzere6596 2 года назад +39

    I don't understand why it took so many years for him to become so famous, he is the best! Everything he does is SO FUNNY! I wish him all the best!

    • @sheilaburns8977
      @sheilaburns8977 2 года назад

      I agree. One of his clips came up on my RUclips page recently and I've been having such a good time watching all of his clips. And, yes, sometimes I simultaneously laugh and cry. Jo Koy = Sweet, Funny Man. .... PEACE.

  • @lalaxo5869
    @lalaxo5869 4 года назад +39

    2:32 this guy loooool his girlfriend probably does that cause he laughed a little too hard at that joke 😭🤣

  • @Koojay69
    @Koojay69 4 года назад +173

    He killed the crowd with this bit 🤣

  • @NotInformedOfficial
    @NotInformedOfficial 4 года назад +13

    When he fanned the pee. Dead XD

  • @Chrissanthumum
    @Chrissanthumum 4 года назад +23

    I've never done the fanning thing(not that I can recall,lol), but this female was laughing and crying at the same time.lol. Gotta love Jo Koy.

  • @TTSantiago821
    @TTSantiago821 4 года назад +27

    He is one of my fav comedians lol. Bernie Mac, Katt Williams, Mike Epps, Core Holcomb, Dave Chappelle and Jo Koy....those guys are my type of funny!

  • @TheAriesprincess19
    @TheAriesprincess19 2 года назад +12

    Listen I have peed too many damn times from laughing too hard or sneezing. It’s to the point I’m not even embarrassed anymore. It’s just life 😩🤣🤣

  • @LWWM
    @LWWM 2 года назад +64

    I was recently driving with my sister and she says something soooooo funny I laughed so hard I cried. I took off my glasses to wipe my tears and the car over was a police. He had his window down too and he's like "what? What? What's so funny, tell me!!!" This made me laugh even harder. My sister is a riot!!!

  • @precip
    @precip 4 года назад +62

    I love this guy.. he's too funny 😂

    • @sayville_silver
      @sayville_silver 4 года назад +2

      Not even remotely.

    • @precip
      @precip 4 года назад

      @@sayville_silver yes🤣

    • @sayville_silver
      @sayville_silver 4 года назад +3

      @@precip not even if he were the last person on the face of the earth.

    • @americanstaffordshire8109
      @americanstaffordshire8109 4 года назад

      @@sayville_silver Damnn Haters LMAO

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 3 года назад

      @@sayville_silver Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

  • @cocoann7681
    @cocoann7681 2 года назад +6

    Ty so much I want you to know that I have been a depressed dealing with my grown children with drug problems all that stuff! I officially look for a video with you because make laugh bring joy to my emotions instead crying. It’s so nice to see a family make it and never give up too. Just thank you and happy trails to you and your crew

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Год назад +10

    My husband used to do that to me before we were married. He would mimic me laughing, and make fun of me so much that I would nearly P my pants. And if I did, he would laugh hysterically. He still makes me laugh after 37 years. 🥰😂🙏🏻

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 года назад +24

    *“I just peed a little” 😂☠️😭 sir stop 😤🤣*

  • @yourstruly2745
    @yourstruly2745 4 года назад +19

    This was frikkin great haven't laughed like this in a while

  • @angelinasecatero7507
    @angelinasecatero7507 4 года назад +621

    You don't see us natives at the casinos because we look asian. Haha. So you think were vietnamese, nah, we just looking into the sun. Lol. 😜

    • @TheSMCSS1234
      @TheSMCSS1234 4 года назад +33

      Asians and Natives share some DNA's that's we look similar, LOL.

    • @lnc8186
      @lnc8186 4 года назад +24

      ABCD12345 That’s true. 23&me says I have Native American ancestry although I’m Filipino. Threw me for a loop!

    • @TheSMCSS1234
      @TheSMCSS1234 4 года назад +17

      @@lnc8186 Filipinos DNA would be so interesting, my friend is aFilipino and she wants to do the 23 and me. I am a South Asian and I got genes from Thai ppl which was very interesting and some Native Americans

    • @lnc8186
      @lnc8186 4 года назад +11

      ABCD12345 I do have DNA from Thailand, Myanmar, Khmer, and Indonesia which comes from my mother’s side of the family. I know she’s part Chinese but these many different kinds of Asian ancestors? Wow! My father’s side of the family is even more amazing. Who knew that lil’ ‘ol me has Southern Spain, Portugal, Italy and Ashkenazi Jew ancestry? Funny thing is I look Japanese or Okinawan and my father looked like he could be from India with his darker complexion, high nose, and deep set eyes. My mother looks very Chinese with very light complexion and very small eyelids! Her Spanish ancestry from her father’s side of the family hardly shows although her maiden name is Castro. Tell your friend to get it cuz she’ll be very surprised. That’s why there should never be any discrimination in the world because we really are all “mutts” even if we don’t look it! 😁😁

    • @TheSMCSS1234
      @TheSMCSS1234 4 года назад +3

      @@lnc8186 i agree 100% sounds like all the Asians will have Indonesian, Khemar and Thailand. I am also Tibetan and Siberian, I think because of Genghis khan, we all gonna have some type of Mongolian blood. I am from Nepal.It's so nice to have a positive and friendly comment in RUclips. Lol it's so funny we are commenting under somebody else's comment.

  • @claudiaalcazar5824
    @claudiaalcazar5824 4 года назад +19

    I was looking for a new stand up comedian and I found one of his videos by accident. I love him! He's hilarious!!

    • @JplayboyJ
      @JplayboyJ 2 года назад +1

      In my opinion, Jo has been one of the best active stand up comedians alive in the last 5-10 years. It’s kinda shocking that people don’t know who he is!

  • @klabeck1097
    @klabeck1097 4 года назад +24

    It's been a long time since I've screamed-laughed out loud! (Yes, 2 emotions!)

  • @fionanicolson7642
    @fionanicolson7642 2 года назад +8

    He is such a great guy. I just love his humor. Very cool 😎

  • @briantellez9946
    @briantellez9946 3 года назад +10

    This dude is on point every time lol Jo koo

  • @bearemegio2119
    @bearemegio2119 3 года назад +23

    Jokoy is the best comedian for me he really makes me laugh

  • @kristysk81
    @kristysk81 3 года назад +8

    Lol. So true. When I laugh so hard I end up crying and then fan myself. 🤣

  • @87jello
    @87jello 2 года назад +26

    Look I'm a man, and I peed a little too. Jo Koy is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂

  • @ruthrivero2307
    @ruthrivero2307 3 года назад +7

    im sorry but im laughing the shit out of me in the middle of 1AM I CANNTTT THIS IS BEYOND MY BODY CLOCK

  • @cindyjames2193
    @cindyjames2193 3 года назад +5

    All I do is laugh& laugh&laugh!!!! THANK YOU!!

  • @milacaibal3976
    @milacaibal3976 Год назад +3

    HA HA HA... I peed in my pants, laughing at your jokes. You are no.1 JO KOY! We ❤️ 😍 💖 you.

  • @marieclark4609
    @marieclark4609 4 года назад +59

    He's hilarious and he's definitely right about sometimes laughing so hard where you pee I think he's great👍👍😍🥰🤩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💛💝💗💖💕💞💓💜

  • @jessicagomez3249
    @jessicagomez3249 4 года назад +8

    Lol I saw jo koy at Chumash casino... and it was free toaster oven night.. he went off. It was hilarious!!

  • @Bri-gj6qe
    @Bri-gj6qe 4 года назад +74

    The women in my family are just like this lmao. When you get a group of us together, we're all pissing ourselves from laughing too hard. It's a hard life

  • @AteAlmasVlog
    @AteAlmasVlog 3 года назад +9

    When I laugh so hard, I’m crying and I can’t breathe and almost pee

  • @amandahirschfeld7382
    @amandahirschfeld7382 3 года назад +4

    I'm laughing and crying at this right now🤣

  • @pinkdragon6281
    @pinkdragon6281 2 года назад +2

    The only comedian to make me laugh so hard that I cry, is now making fun of me for it. And I laughed even harder. STILL HAVENT PEED!

  • @lyolevrich
    @lyolevrich 8 месяцев назад +1

    he is so talented!!!👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jasonG72
    @jasonG72 3 года назад +11

    My girlfriends laugh sounds like nervous laughter and it goes on for a while. I always get scared she's gonna pass out or pee herself but its honestly super cute.

  • @toniaevi5952
    @toniaevi5952 2 года назад +6

    I do remember my cousin laughing, crying and peeing at the same time and all of this cause she was scared 😂 Lol i had totally forgotten about it.

  • @lunakauchiha2412
    @lunakauchiha2412 2 года назад

    1:54 It’s either we laugh so hard we cry or we laugh so hard we pee 😂

  • @iamlovedriven
    @iamlovedriven 4 месяца назад

    This guy!!! 😂 Jo’s perfect

  • @Tracy_R
    @Tracy_R 2 года назад +4

    Omg.... I love him. Just found him. So hilarious

  • @M.PHAMtastic
    @M.PHAMtastic 2 года назад +1

    that fanning at the end killed me 🤣

  • @bree27
    @bree27 3 года назад +1

    Binge wartchingggg Jokoysss at 11 pm and swear to ghadd my jaws now are ripping AHAHAHA

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +163

    I wonder why they still call Native Americans "indians", that error was made in 1492 when Columbus believed he had arrived in India.

    • @noodles7193
      @noodles7193 3 года назад +17

      American Indians tend to prefer the term "Indian" over the term "Native American", so we might as well call them what they like.

    • @purekeynoob
      @purekeynoob 3 года назад +6

      Columbus believing he landed in India and that's where the term Indian came from is common fallacy for some stupid reason, he knew exactly where he was, it wasn't even uncharted territory at the time.

    • @noodles7193
      @noodles7193 3 года назад +6

      @Luc Bac maybe it’s a regional thing? i have a navajo friend and have been to the reservation a couple times, and he prefers “indian” or “native” when referring to the people as a whole. of course the tribal name is the go-to tho

    • @MrNoah-no2gj
      @MrNoah-no2gj 3 года назад +2

      Wasn't it called Hindustan?

    • @GPOIII
      @GPOIII 3 года назад

      Some prefer indians

  • @milacaibal3976
    @milacaibal3976 2 года назад

    OMG, you are hilarious my Boy! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @barbarahutchinson8470
    @barbarahutchinson8470 Год назад +2

    I'm Native and I laughed my butt off!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sheila612Miller
    @Sheila612Miller 8 месяцев назад +1

    Omg I peed laughing lmfao

  • @aabracadavra
    @aabracadavra 3 года назад

    3:33 the dude cry laughing lmao

  • @wmakiling805
    @wmakiling805 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'm Filipino, and I'm a funny dude, but this guy takes it up 12 notches.

  • @jcdg6288
    @jcdg6288 4 года назад +4

    that fanning in the end is hilarious.

  • @ajithsidhu7183
    @ajithsidhu7183 4 года назад +615

    I thaught he was refering to india indians not amercian indians😂

    • @youtubepunisher8695
      @youtubepunisher8695 4 года назад +10

      Well do you not know about casinos?

    • @ajithsidhu7183
      @ajithsidhu7183 4 года назад +8

      @@youtubepunisher8695 never been to us in thaught indian indians were owning casinos

    • @nmarrs8539
      @nmarrs8539 4 года назад +54

      They like to be called Natives cause you know they’re not Indian.

    • @Will-le8yj
      @Will-le8yj 4 года назад +22

      he meant the indigenous people of the US

    • @epdlp4506
      @epdlp4506 4 года назад +37

      @@nmarrs8539 in shock that they still have the name indian when naming native Americans. That mistake is as old as 1492 when Christopher Columbus believed he was in india that is why he named them indians. But that was over 500 years ago. How long more for people to correct a mistake done over 500 years?

  • @horseyfacetheglorious
    @horseyfacetheglorious Год назад +1

    1:18 You Damn Marcos Flip!

  • @azaleasmom1
    @azaleasmom1 4 года назад +14

    Omg I LOVE Jo koy

  • @zero1fifty8
    @zero1fifty8 4 года назад +14

    Dam that was hilarious AF!!!

  • @DeniseTaylorPlans
    @DeniseTaylorPlans 4 года назад +20

    Love hiM! He’s hilarious

  • @mckenna8663
    @mckenna8663 Год назад

    He is absolutely the funniest person!
    😂🤣😂🤣
    And, damn, if he's not totally right!

  • @Raybets
    @Raybets 4 года назад +5

    Hahahah fanning the piss at the end. Gold!

  • @wildflower462
    @wildflower462 4 года назад +4

    Jo Koy is a fool...seriously...oh my gosh😂

  • @ZanyZoomers
    @ZanyZoomers 3 месяца назад

    The funniest yet 😂😂😂

  • @ScorpioAkei
    @ScorpioAkei Год назад

    Lmao my girl actually does fan her self when she gets out the shower 😂 funniest shit in the world.

  • @jessicamarsh9779
    @jessicamarsh9779 2 года назад +1

    Lmfao literally the laughing and peeing is me!!! 😆😂 (or coughing really hard = peeing). Lmfao the last time I did it, I told my 10 year old “I’m gonna pee!!!” And without skipping a beat says “what’s new?”

  • @Actionnelll
    @Actionnelll 4 года назад +12

    He is sooo funny!! Netflix give him all your money now! 🧐🤣👏👏👏

  • @azelie6953
    @azelie6953 2 года назад +2

    Can't believe 😂 as an Asian I laughed at myself lol 😂😂 the accent 💕💕

  • @elisele9851
    @elisele9851 2 года назад +4

    I peed laughing once in front of my friends and it’s the most embarrassing moment of my life till this day 😶

  • @mailannguyen8867
    @mailannguyen8867 2 года назад +1

    Very funny I love jo koy comedy show 👍❤️🥰🙏🌹

  • @radioactive_sunflowerz2450
    @radioactive_sunflowerz2450 3 года назад +44

    As a woman the peeing thing was so true 🤣 only happened to me once but still 😭🤣

  • @daniamrelbarrientos3272
    @daniamrelbarrientos3272 2 года назад

    Hahahhaa it's the funniest video I've ever watched!

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 4 года назад +22

    Jo Koy is a Whole Fool 😂😆

  • @LauraCourtneyette
    @LauraCourtneyette 4 года назад +2

    I got your Pocahontas right here...

  • @QueenAa15
    @QueenAa15 2 года назад +1

    THE LEGIT THAT I'M WATCHING THIS WHILE LAUGHING AND THE TEARS IS LITERALLY OUT OF MY EYE AND STRAIGHTLY GOING TO TOILET 😭🚽

  • @Jakeh212
    @Jakeh212 4 года назад +5

    why was Jokoy's Hula Dance not included?
    one of the best..!
    LOL... WAHAHAHAHA

  • @annaherrera4874
    @annaherrera4874 3 года назад +1

    We fan ourselves when we cry because we’re trying to stop the tears lol

  • @chanvabaek9079
    @chanvabaek9079 4 года назад +6

    " I just pee a little"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i die

  • @trippettfamily4686
    @trippettfamily4686 3 года назад +2

    This hurts because it’s so true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LizziesLukas
    @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +679

    is anyone else feel the volume is very low?

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +6

      @@Raijin24226 just loud enough so that we can hear it from 10 meters

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +6

      @@Raijin24226 why would I email you?

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 4 года назад +4

      @@Raijin24226 what do you mean getting loud? are you talking about the video?

    • @akungbala30
      @akungbala30 4 года назад +3

      Same here

    • @TheDJjems
      @TheDJjems 4 года назад +3

      Jeffu- Sama hahahaha

  • @juancarlosfernandez6629
    @juancarlosfernandez6629 4 года назад +18

    He's hilarious

  • @jamiebaker7066
    @jamiebaker7066 Год назад

    He definitely hit the on its head 😂😂

  • @Another14-
    @Another14- 4 года назад +19

    Didn't know he had a Netflix special! 🔥

  • @FAMEBangBang
    @FAMEBangBang 4 года назад +3

    🤣The fanning the Pee

  • @FionaApplewright
    @FionaApplewright 3 года назад +1

    I don't even care about his jokes, I keep coming back for that giggle

  • @cloutelfin8323
    @cloutelfin8323 4 года назад +4

    Love him now he’s so funny 😂

  • @jennifervillegas3765
    @jennifervillegas3765 2 месяца назад

    Women crying while laughing is so true! And the hand fanning is us trying to prevent the tears from messing up our eye makeup!😭

  • @norcalpinoy9618
    @norcalpinoy9618 2 года назад

    I think jokoy is one of the funniest comedians I have ever come across...and I always laugh. Other comedians i can't laugh successively because it takes a few seconds to deliver the funny lines..

  • @katieshantz3517
    @katieshantz3517 3 года назад +1

    After having a baby this happens a lot more 😂😂. Don't laugh, cough, or sneeze too hard

  • @shamramorgan1920
    @shamramorgan1920 Год назад

    Mukleshoot has the best new years fireworks!!

  • @gabrielle916
    @gabrielle916 3 года назад

    I'm laughing and crying right this fuckn second! Lmao

  • @negemai
    @negemai 4 года назад +8

    00:10 Greetings from Seattle!
    Muckleshoot Casino in Auburn is still around. Been there 6 times for the past 11 years that I’ve been in WA State. I love their seafood Buffett. $20 per person. Idk if they still have it or not.

  • @familyfunfactory01
    @familyfunfactory01 2 года назад

    You are my fave stand up comedian 🌹

  • @crissykaalogii
    @crissykaalogii 4 года назад +10

    He is going to the wrong casinos 🎰 he needs to go to the ones in New Mexico and Arizona. This Pocahontas is already taken ;)

  • @dionnefycf799
    @dionnefycf799 4 года назад +1

    That’s actually funny😂

  • @rachelsweet16
    @rachelsweet16 2 года назад

    Thank you thank you mama Koy!!

  • @thirsty3333
    @thirsty3333 3 года назад +2

    This guy is amazing definitely part of my top 3 now

  • @veronicachristopher9321
    @veronicachristopher9321 4 года назад +5

    Asians everywhere at Mohegan and Foxwoods in CT! Lol they love their Keno. 🎰🃏

    • @danheath2913
      @danheath2913 4 года назад

      Veronica Christopher lol 100%

  • @wakawaka8257
    @wakawaka8257 Год назад +1

    Depending on how old you are you will laugh and pee on yourself 🤣😂🤣😂 I gotta wear diapers if I go to his show. He's FUNNY 😂🤣

  • @rosedangelo412
    @rosedangelo412 2 года назад +1

    You had my husband and myself laughing so hard then he watched the hula video and I thought he was going to drop

  • @amybrown8824
    @amybrown8824 Год назад

    That had me crying and I almost peed