Jo Koy Wants Your Lady to Get Free Drinks

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  • @impact-go9086
    @impact-go9086 3 года назад +541

    My girl: "babe, I'm gonna go out with my girlfriends, that ok with you?"
    Me: "put on that push up bra I got you for birthday and see how many free drinks you get."

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +14

      I wish I could be as secure as you are.

    • @genevievehoskins6829
      @genevievehoskins6829 3 года назад +8

      You sir, are a hero

    • @shegolily
      @shegolily 3 года назад +8

      getting that gawk gawk 3000 when she comes home

    • @johnP0908
      @johnP0908 2 года назад +3

      @@shegolily "gawk gawk 3000" 🤣😂

    • @damontan4749
      @damontan4749 2 года назад

      Yeah until one of them is spiked, you dumfk

  • @ember6800
    @ember6800 3 года назад +273

    "He's at home. His names John. He's black. Bye!" 👋😂👌

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +2

      Wow 👏 😮 👏 😮

    • @PZantanKilla
      @PZantanKilla 2 года назад

      My asian d*ck can't compete with that.

  • @justinbruce8074
    @justinbruce8074 3 года назад +326

    The problem goes both ways it's fine as long as they got your back

    • @nabialmayah2712
      @nabialmayah2712 3 года назад

      Ok mom kohl

    • @ikilledfiddymen2275
      @ikilledfiddymen2275 3 года назад

      amen brother

    • @brooklynb3707
      @brooklynb3707 3 года назад +1

      Amen!

    • @mindygirard9932
      @mindygirard9932 3 года назад +3

      If they don't have your back then what are doing with them??? If someone cheats on you when their drunk then they will eventually cheat on you sober... intoxicants only enhance the personality... they don't change it. If you've ever met somebody who SEEMS like a different person when their drunk it's because they are really talented at pretending for manipulation purposes or been cohearsed into believing that they need to be someone they are not...the alcohol or intoxicant just brings out the true self. If you can't trust your partner when their drunk then bounce.

    • @laurencealdover3068
      @laurencealdover3068 3 года назад +4

      If they ended up cheating she will say that she was drunk and did not know what happened.

  • @pfeiffdog0811
    @pfeiffdog0811 3 года назад +915

    I always told my wife to take the free drink so she can save our money.

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +25

      Same thing hubby said to me!

    • @ivanarcheous4731
      @ivanarcheous4731 3 года назад +14

      It's a win-win if the guy put something in the drink...

    • @arka_digit6394
      @arka_digit6394 3 года назад +4

      Don't tell her that she's gonna resent you loll

    • @brooklynb3707
      @brooklynb3707 3 года назад +6

      Share it with your man and he gets free drinks too haha

    • @JayDee-ve6ml
      @JayDee-ve6ml 3 года назад +2

      What happens if she gets too drunk and ends up fuckin that dude then what? Whats your next move ?

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 3 года назад +132

    "Yes, those are free" 😂😂😂😂 "Would you say, No?"

  • @nikolatovar9884
    @nikolatovar9884 3 года назад +120

    YAS me and my girls would go out and get like a table full of free drinks and we always had our guys' back.
    "Wanna come back to my yacht?" "Nah, I'm going home to my husband."

  • @Arzhator
    @Arzhator 3 года назад +95

    Glad to see that Jo Koy hasn't changed, he's hilarious

  • @TV-yb2bn
    @TV-yb2bn 2 года назад +9

    Best part of being a girl who is dressed to go out is the free drinks. Yahsss! It took me HOURS to look like this! Thx for appreciating

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina 3 года назад +66

    "It looks like two zombies about to f##k" 😂😂😂😂

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 6 месяцев назад +1

    F*cking genius!! This is one of my favorite parts of his…he’s special! Love him

  • @ACommenterOnYouTube
    @ACommenterOnYouTube 2 года назад +6

    2:30
    Started 🤣 and could not stop, my stomach hurts now

  • @cherryann3788
    @cherryann3788 3 года назад +334

    This is true, at least depending on the girl. I remember a guy buying me a whole drink tower, as I was sitting with my friends, yet he got nothing from me other than my name, not even my number. No matter how many free drinks or how drunk I am which is very rare for me, my commitment and relationship status does not change

  • @martamm2049
    @martamm2049 2 года назад +9

    Best part if you go out with your partner, get free drinks for you and him hahahaha

  • @JayDee-ve6ml
    @JayDee-ve6ml 3 года назад +22

    haha if only shit worked that way

  • @tiffanyolsen7881
    @tiffanyolsen7881 3 года назад +33

    This guy is frickin awesome, I mean 🔥

  • @sarahgledhill298
    @sarahgledhill298 3 года назад +8

    Literally crying lol.

  • @YThates
    @YThates 2 года назад +2

    The look on their faces when you leave them hanging with the "I got a husband" is so hilarious too. They be like "You didnt tell me you had a husband" and it's like bruh, don't act like you didn't catch me catching you noticing my wedding ring MULTIPLE times, you just thought I was a sloot until I told you I'm not. Should've asked if I was down before buying drinks and food instead of assuming. I kid you guys not 10/10 times if a man approaches me to try to "get to know me" I always make it a point to bring up early on that I'm taken and not interested. At least half of the dudes will still continue to flirt with me and chat me up, some even lying saying "Oh Im not interested in that I just want to talk cause I'm enjoying our conversation". Bill comes they offer to pay for me I always go "ARE YOU SURE???" they 100% of the time say yes. Then still have the audacity to be mad that I don't want to go home or to the hotel with them. It's like when a woman tells them they're not interested, these kind of dudes take it as like a challenge maybe for their egos to see if they can make a chick cheat for him.

  • @pilotswife06
    @pilotswife06 3 года назад +55

    My husband, before he was my husband, always ALWAYS refused to buy a girl a drink. Because he knew this shit! Don’t buy a girl a drink at a bar! She will NOT go home with you.

  • @infinitetenzer042
    @infinitetenzer042 3 года назад +17

    "No shit!!! It free!!"😂😂😂

  • @secretagentrandybeans2203
    @secretagentrandybeans2203 3 года назад +466

    The idea of buying a woman a drink at a bar just so she could talk to you might be one of the most pathetic thing ever

    • @egoygoy7542
      @egoygoy7542 3 года назад +53

      its not a should part.
      its an pre ice breaker its not a ritual its a.move that works for years.

    • @anthonyreyes2554
      @anthonyreyes2554 3 года назад +3

      Yet so common

    • @LordStanley94
      @LordStanley94 3 года назад +1

      Simps do this. She can buy her own

    • @cardinalwilson8034
      @cardinalwilson8034 3 года назад +7

      @@LordStanley94 ive done that and succeeded couple of time, for a quick fck. But i dont consider my self a simp. i refuse to be a simp.

    • @caspercasper1918
      @caspercasper1918 2 года назад +9

      Sounds like ur broke

  • @T11paraplegic
    @T11paraplegic Год назад +3

    Most will cheat when they go to the club😅

  • @小牛-o5f
    @小牛-o5f 3 года назад +15

    Yeah, I go out to bars and girls buy me drinks... And then I go home to my wife 🥰

    • @Unavailable669
      @Unavailable669 Год назад

      Yooooo champ! 🙏🏻 Us loyal men still out here!

  • @Ginajenki
    @Ginajenki 2 года назад +1

    So that's why there was always a table full of drinks for me no sooner than I walked in each club!! 😁😅😂😄😃😀🤣

  • @macraeolinger
    @macraeolinger 3 года назад +12

    I've seen this skit a while back, I think. Jo hasn't been married a year yet. This was recorded before he got married. In fact, Wikipedia calls the relationship 'Partners' not ' Spouse' like a regular, married couple. Super funny guy.

  • @mailannguyen8867
    @mailannguyen8867 2 года назад +1

    Very funny I love jo koy comedy show 👍❤️🙏🥰🌹

  • @EC-ol8nz
    @EC-ol8nz 3 года назад +2

    It’s called hunter gatherer!🤣

  • @conductedbowl763
    @conductedbowl763 Год назад +2

    Until that drink is spiked

  • @gingybabylv7693
    @gingybabylv7693 2 года назад

    Haha 2:00 this dude is hilarious

  • @onyxaries
    @onyxaries 3 года назад +27

    Different story if your girl ain’t loyal how would know if it ends at the free drink 🤔

    • @bons244
      @bons244 2 года назад

      then she was never your girl. Why try to keep someone who isn't loyal. Dump her bitch ass and get a proper lady.

    • @princebautista
      @princebautista 2 года назад +2

      if your girl ain't loyal then she ain't your girl in the first place. LOL

  • @mikerodriguezandson4606
    @mikerodriguezandson4606 2 года назад +3

    That is some bullllllshit lol. Except the last part. But if your lady doesn’t take drinks from other guys then she’s a keeper cause that’s called respect. In my opinion

  • @joshnumber3
    @joshnumber3 Год назад +2

    Once this episode aired they ain’t getting free drinks anymore 😂

  • @ChrissaMonroe
    @ChrissaMonroe 3 года назад +5

    the accuracy tho lol

  • @_mrcrypt
    @_mrcrypt 3 года назад +9

    Jo Koy
    FOR
    THE
    WIN!

  • @eliapple1224
    @eliapple1224 3 года назад +14

    lmfao said every guy who's been cheated on

  • @brandonjohnson1869
    @brandonjohnson1869 Год назад

    This old man would buy me and my girlfriend drinks and give her gambling money whenever wed see him at the casino. To this day he still thinks im her cousin 😂.

  • @theslowserious9974
    @theslowserious9974 2 года назад +4

    She's at the club getting free drinks from other men while her husband is at the bar buying ladies drinks. I guess you save some and spends some. 😆 🤣 😂

  • @sandygrimes7196
    @sandygrimes7196 2 года назад

    I don’t drink much less go to bars 🤣

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 2 года назад +4

    There are a few circumstances when I won’t accept a drink. If I get a weird, angry vibe from the guy and don’t have enough friends around to defend me, I won’t let him buy me a drink. Also, I won’t let guys buy me drinks in certain countries. A police officer in Italy explicitly warned me not to let a guy buy me a drink there. Apparently, Italian guys might get a bit more pushy than Americans sometimes.

  • @johncalhoun9335
    @johncalhoun9335 3 года назад +2

    Dude hell yeah

  • @bobbi7277
    @bobbi7277 2 года назад +2

    If only men had our backs they are the ones buying girls drinks 🤣

  • @jamesseelye1866
    @jamesseelye1866 3 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jo Koy is the G.O.A.T He makes a grown man cry... 😆

  • @clovedoper7223
    @clovedoper7223 2 года назад +1

    Thats how me and my wife saved alot of money. LOL

  • @justweird7159
    @justweird7159 2 года назад +1

    I’d get free drinks and bring them to my boyfriend “ hey look free drinks for us”

  • @franceswelch5834
    @franceswelch5834 2 года назад +9

    I never let a man buy me a drinks .
    I feel most men think. They own you for the night. I say no thank you! With a smile

  • @tttman4385
    @tttman4385 3 года назад +1

    Most original humor no politics no race well sometimes raise but most original jokes I've heard

  • @espiritualme2048
    @espiritualme2048 2 года назад +1

    That's very true I'm woman and that is exclay how it works!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fitnessffinessed
    @fitnessffinessed 2 года назад

    Wth you be drinking😂😂

  • @Darkstorm1011
    @Darkstorm1011 3 года назад +48

    Getting a decent lady isn't easy for everyone, like wise for women finding a decent man. Unfortunately most people are ruled by impulse and emotion when drinking. I can tell you never bartended before. Groups of women drinking can be just as bad as a group of males. I haven't met too many actual women. Mostly I see girls pretending to be ladies. No loyalty, I have some stories that would make you cringe. As a guy are you always trying to get someone better, or level up and trade? No , unfamiliar idea, well it's not to alot of girls pretending to be ladies. Treat them how they act, and act accordingly. It's all a gamble, especially in this ridiculous hook up culture. Wrap it up. !

    • @2eganja1
      @2eganja1 3 года назад +3

      💯

    • @Unavailable669
      @Unavailable669 Год назад +1

      Hey!!!! There are still loyal women out there tho.

    • @Unavailable669
      @Unavailable669 Год назад +1

      So don't get bitter and give up. Keep trying!

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee 2 года назад +3

    The right way to buy someone a drink if you actually want to increase your chances of going home with them is to try to naturally join/start conversation when they are near the end of their own drink then offer to buy the next. Maybe continue Convo, maybe not. But I feel it increases your chances instead of shooting shots at random

  • @tancosta1286
    @tancosta1286 3 года назад

    Hahahahahahhh, died hahahahah

  • @jackies56tbird
    @jackies56tbird 2 года назад

    Oh yeah, how I remember that and I am almost 70! LOL

  • @janmikaeljohnson665
    @janmikaeljohnson665 Год назад

    They were all laughing until “in fact, when you’re girl goes out, you go out”.

  • @cassiebernardy5488
    @cassiebernardy5488 3 года назад

    Thank you.

  • @japinoybettajapan
    @japinoybettajapan 3 года назад

    Hahahahahahahahahhahaha only tongue is hard

  • @Dorkster81
    @Dorkster81 Год назад

    I use to do that……
    If i sensed a girl was getting a drink for a guy. Id cut them off after that.
    When i bartended.

  • @montyweatherby9959
    @montyweatherby9959 3 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎💯

  • @Nightskift
    @Nightskift 2 года назад +3

    What happens if the bf buys a girl a drink during boys night out?

    • @ACommenterOnYouTube
      @ACommenterOnYouTube 2 года назад +2

      Ahh ... did you not watch this comedy, i mean 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @dzenishali
    @dzenishali 2 года назад +1

    0:33 He sounds like Bill Burr XD

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂

  • @RandomThingsbruhh
    @RandomThingsbruhh 2 года назад +1

    Me on my younger days in the Philippines i can get drunk for free, just be present in every drinking sessions. Hehe

  • @maricruzgarcia7346
    @maricruzgarcia7346 2 года назад +1

    🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ zombie sex sounds dangerous, warning you might not survive 😳😂

  • @amandahirschfeld7382
    @amandahirschfeld7382 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @datboiwes3495
    @datboiwes3495 3 года назад +54

    This man has way to much faith in women😂

    • @davidwallace7543
      @davidwallace7543 3 года назад +11

      Waaaaaaaay too much

    • @johnwayne6047
      @johnwayne6047 3 года назад +3

      Seriously

    • @purplebubblegum4055
      @purplebubblegum4055 3 года назад +21

      Maybe the women he encountered and been with were faithful

    • @datboiwes3495
      @datboiwes3495 3 года назад +4

      @@purplebubblegum4055 well then I and every other guy wanna know where those ones are at

    • @purplebubblegum4055
      @purplebubblegum4055 3 года назад +4

      @@datboiwes3495 you ask Jo Koy, he's met them

  • @racheldelapena6765
    @racheldelapena6765 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bricedunn7300
    @bricedunn7300 2 года назад +1

    Lmao I've had women come to me and say to me "hey aren't you going to buy me a drink" my response is I already pay for one women's lifestyle I can't afford another. Lmao been called a lot of names over that but I don't go to bars to buy random women drinks when I I have a perfectly good women at home

  • @evelynbeevers4502
    @evelynbeevers4502 4 месяца назад

    And then they both pass out.

  • @mrcool9672
    @mrcool9672 3 года назад +2

    . . . .And that's how a coworker found out he got Gonorrhea from his wife.
    Why? Because the "two guys" were hot and made her feel attractive. She 44yrs 5 kids now divorced.
    Apparently the 2 dudes were know for picking an older married woman, separately flirt/give attention and buy her drinks.
    As one danced with her the other guy would join them with her in middle. With her ego on high they'd offer to take the party elsewhere pre-planned.

  • @johncalhoun9335
    @johncalhoun9335 3 года назад

    lmao hahahahhahahahhahahhh

  • @rococoblue
    @rococoblue Год назад

    😂

  • @veranaika
    @veranaika 2 года назад

    I remember one vacay with my friends a guy buy us drinks. We just said thanks all he got waa our name

  • @KelleyBroussardMackaig
    @KelleyBroussardMackaig 3 года назад +270

    Gentlemen... Jo Koy is 100% right about the way we women have our dudes backs when we go out with our girls. I've been known to get free drinks from time to time myself - and I've been married for 20 years.

    • @beefortebrea9386
      @beefortebrea9386 3 года назад

      Don't say "we." You know some of us are hoes.
      I'm gay, so I would never, but still.

    • @renegadepyro726
      @renegadepyro726 2 года назад +10

      Unless you’re my friends now ex. She took drinks and left with the guy that brought her drinks. She regretted the hell out of it for sure

    • @PZantanKilla
      @PZantanKilla 2 года назад

      You give free BJ's too?

    • @VLE-Grimace
      @VLE-Grimace 2 года назад

      Liar!

    • @unavailable6489
      @unavailable6489 2 года назад

      @@renegadepyro726 she was never his girl tbh. Not even for a lil bit. Either he cheated first or she never loved him.
      WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN LOVE, not your toxic ass friends.

  • @genaroarciga8559
    @genaroarciga8559 2 года назад

    That twisted mind do not thinking the same in those shoes, easy and funny to talk to pre- program disposition of people, but to hard make a autentic armony

  • @gotplague
    @gotplague 2 года назад +3

    As long as the girl would be fine with me getting free food at work too from girls. If theres real trust and respect bothways ya its cool.
    Just also be friends with your girls bffs. Theres always that one friend that could be a bad influence. You all know the one.

  • @marlinthrower5137
    @marlinthrower5137 3 года назад

    good video

  • @TheSmilodon85
    @TheSmilodon85 3 года назад +28

    Simping 101

  • @mariobergnini8897
    @mariobergnini8897 3 года назад +2

    yeah but dudes drug those drinks too

  • @MrSnowi88
    @MrSnowi88 3 года назад +12

    This wasn’t one of his best

  • @jilliangrannon1939
    @jilliangrannon1939 2 года назад +3

    My RIP use to let dudes buy me drinks even if he was there. Then when they would ask I would be like yeah he's right here. And he would say the same shit. It makes it cheaper for him. He made good money tho. Lol.

  • @skittlesdude1033
    @skittlesdude1033 3 года назад

    Goals

  • @jaym9879
    @jaym9879 2 года назад +1

    Simp Game

  • @stoneddragon5400
    @stoneddragon5400 2 года назад

    That doesn't seem right, if your girl is out with her friends getting wasted she'll be too fucked up to do ANYTHING, she'll most likely ignore you.

  • @mrmaverick2188
    @mrmaverick2188 2 года назад

    we all know what filipino says "Its good when its free"

  • @fi9ueroa
    @fi9ueroa 3 года назад +11

    I’ve bought girls drinks at bars and the night didn’t end as he says, specially when they’re drunk. Just saying!!

  • @AshyLarryTM
    @AshyLarryTM 3 года назад +13

    I know this is a comedians bit but it's a bunch of BS. I was head of security for the biggest nightclub in Newport RI for 8 years. If you've been to Newport, its a party town. Our club was a haven for Bachelorette party's. I've seen drunk girls do thing's to guys that would blow your mind. I won't even get into what drunk girls done to me sexually. And I didn't go looking for it. I had it thrown at me every single night we were open. I was a target, especially for bachelorette party's because I had a shaved head and I was the man in the club. I will say this, at least half of the drunk girls in my club did bad things nightly and I will venture to say that most had boyfriends. Bachelorette party's were the worst offenders, including the Bachelorette. So yeah, this is a BS myth.

    • @NN-re7cy
      @NN-re7cy 2 года назад +9

      Yeah I used to bartend and the women were just as bad as the men. I'm a female and it's so true that the drunk chicks would literally throw themselves at all male bartenders and bouncers, sometimes to the point of desperation. It really comes down to the character of your significant other if they remain faithful.

    • @LuciferLizardo
      @LuciferLizardo 2 года назад

      @@NN-re7cy Plus the fact they knew all of their state-given rights and how to change the narrative to make them look like victims makes women even worse than men.

    • @janmikaeljohnson665
      @janmikaeljohnson665 Год назад

      True

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 2 года назад +2

    I like this because I love you but NO!!!!!hella wrong bro

  • @lukemcdonladson6648
    @lukemcdonladson6648 3 года назад +1

    ✌️💚

  • @mr.orange0205
    @mr.orange0205 2 года назад

    what if she pass out or something inside that drink, shit happens

  • @Financebureauofficials
    @Financebureauofficials 3 года назад +15

    The economic hardship , recession , unemployment and the loss of job caused by covid pandemic is enough to push people into financial ventures .

  • @P2Pbase
    @P2Pbase 3 года назад +4

    many of them open their legs after the free drink 😉

    • @sc9433
      @sc9433 2 года назад

      Then u dodge a bullet.

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 3 года назад +1

    I'd prefer free coke

  • @orangehammock
    @orangehammock 3 года назад +15

    fellas...please don't be out here buying women alcoholic beverages in 2021

    • @robertcreighton4635
      @robertcreighton4635 3 года назад +3

      That sounds like very gay advice tbh 😆🤣

    • @orangehammock
      @orangehammock 3 года назад +4

      @@robertcreighton4635 buying things for women is probably your go-to move, huh

    • @TheMasterguardian
      @TheMasterguardian 3 года назад +1

      @@orangehammock
      .
      Yeah probably dudes probably making a lot more poor financial decisions on top of the free drinks to other guy's girlfriends

    • @Dmvgold1995
      @Dmvgold1995 3 года назад +4

      @@robertcreighton4635 and you sound like a sucker that gets used for free drinks hoping it will get you laid 🤡🤡 🤡

    • @robertcreighton4635
      @robertcreighton4635 3 года назад

      @@Dmvgold1995 you sound like a incel virgin mate.

  • @thirdcoastfirebird
    @thirdcoastfirebird 2 года назад

    Okay the 255 dislikes on this video are the men who don't this joke.

  • @cookie_lukey1924
    @cookie_lukey1924 3 года назад

    🧟‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smrk2452
    @smrk2452 3 года назад +6

    This is depressing

  • @jameschan1791
    @jameschan1791 3 года назад +32

    wrong: if your gf is a hot chick, she's making insurance payments, and always looking for a nicer car.

  • @pedrovision6987
    @pedrovision6987 3 года назад

    ...wow...this is where we are now?

  • @jeanettekniebusch9812
    @jeanettekniebusch9812 2 года назад +1

    I didnt take the free drinks because I didn't think it was right if I wasn't interested in them also usually had a boyfriend.If I was a guy I wouldnt want someone to let me buy a drink for them if they werent interested.

  • @terrymanti6105
    @terrymanti6105 2 года назад +1

    A little vulgar....

  • @JanFWeh
    @JanFWeh 3 года назад +33

    Worst advice ever. She'll only remember her boyfriend at home, if the guys hitting on her aren't hot.

    • @rkeogh3467
      @rkeogh3467 3 года назад +15

      You mustn't have very good relationships if they'll just cheat on you like that

    • @EfecanYSL
      @EfecanYSL 3 года назад +1

      @@rkeogh3467 you must have high expentacy from humanity. I've known girls cheating for lesser things. Same for men

    • @WuKingdom1
      @WuKingdom1 3 года назад +7

      Not true. It only makes my lady want to come home and fuck me lol. In fact, she's called me almost immediately after seeing some guys and said "I just saw this hot guy and now I'm wet for you" (I'm pretty lucky). Usually ends up being a fun night ;). But she'll take a free drink in a heartbeat lolol

    • @bambicrandi
      @bambicrandi 3 года назад +4

      Then she was trash to being with. You test her and you lose loose baggage. Win-win.

  • @cpim6605
    @cpim6605 Год назад

    Wasted 3:28 seconds of life waiting for him to joke