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  • Back to School - Thornton Talks Business: Thornton (Rodney Dangerfield) challenges Dr. Barbay (Paxton Whitehead) about the true cost of business in the real world.
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    Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) is concerned that his son Jason (Keith Gordon) is unsure whether to go to college, so the uneducated self-made millionaire encourages him by signing up as a student as well. As Jason tries to establish himself among his peers and make the diving team, Thornton falls for a pretty professor (Sally Kellerman) and gets others do his schoolwork for him. When the suspicious dean (Paxton Whitehead) finds out, Thornton needs to show he can get by on his own.
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    Cast: Keith Gordon, Paxton Whitehead, Rodney Dangerfield
    Director: Alan Metter
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  • @jobmd33
    @jobmd33 3 года назад +935

    Didactics vs. heuristics. In school you learn a lesson then take a test. In the world you are tested then learn a lesson.

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 3 года назад +31

      You get the courage to do a thing after you've done it. Strange isn't it?

    • @TheDrakenZ
      @TheDrakenZ 3 года назад +27

      bruh, best quote i've seen all day. so true.

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 3 года назад +7

      Well put!

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +9

      The simplest quotes are often the most true

    • @revolutionaryprepper4076
      @revolutionaryprepper4076 3 года назад +7

      Wow, that's very true.

  • @michaelgonzalez1042
    @michaelgonzalez1042 Год назад +142

    R.I.P. Paxton Whitehead, please spread some love and heartfelt condolences to his family. The Englishman appeared 17 times over a half-century on Broadway, earning a Tony nomination for Camelot, and recurred on Mad About You and Friends.

    • @ToxicSpork
      @ToxicSpork 8 месяцев назад +5

      Aww man, had no idea Paxton Whitehead died. Best quote from that movie:
      Dr. Barbay: What did he want?
      Diane: What do all men want?
      Dr. Barbay: He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman, tie him up with the golden lariat, and force him to tell the truth?
      Diane: No, just dinner, Phillip

    • @brndnwilks
      @brndnwilks 6 месяцев назад +2

      Underrated, underappreciated, but a class act. RIP.

    • @johnlozauskas778
      @johnlozauskas778 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@brndnwilks - Great comment. No one could have played it just had he had.

    • @therealqcb8986
      @therealqcb8986 5 месяцев назад +3

      And a few episodes of Frasier...Great actor indeed.

    • @matthewballon7553
      @matthewballon7553 3 месяца назад +1

      He was also good in the Animaniacs as the King.

  • @MT-tu8dt
    @MT-tu8dt 5 лет назад +1074

    "It doesn't matter?? Tell that to the bank."

    • @markperry3517
      @markperry3517 4 года назад +5

      @Himmler Schutzstaffel spot on

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 года назад +3

      @Himmler Schutzstaffel So are you going to teach everything in one class?

    • @johnlepant6953
      @johnlepant6953 4 года назад +13

      @Himmler Schutzstaffel Capital carrying costs ( Interest paid before the job is completed. ), insurance, security, training, fees ( Not kickbacks and bribes, just fees you have to pay. ), licenses, permits........;-) ;-) ;-)

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 3 года назад +16

      Dan Kelly In one class, no, but the first thing that should be discussed is the product.

    • @leafyutube
      @leafyutube 3 года назад +4

      It doesn't matta.

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 2 года назад +424

    I love this scene because it adds such an important dimension to Thornton: he genuinely knows what he’s talking about. If he was “just” a party animal, then he wouldn’t be sympathetic, and people would question how such a bad student managed to become a multimillionaire. This dialogue makes it clear that Thornton IS intelligent, industrious, and has a ton of experience; he also genuinely wants the other students to learn so they can become successful, too. Rodney Dangerfield really knew how to make characters work! What an actor. :)

    • @Mr2405007
      @Mr2405007 2 года назад +16

      100% truth

    • @Liberty4Ever
      @Liberty4Ever 2 года назад +38

      I also love this scene because it demonstrates the shortcomings of most education, provided by purely academic educators with no real world experience. The old saying is generally true. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
      Today's universities churn out graduates with $100,000 in student loan debt who have been taught skills such as social justice virtue signaling and entitlement that have negative value for employers.

    • @projectmonk9673
      @projectmonk9673 Год назад +9

      @@Liberty4Ever You hit the nail on the head!!!!

    • @jtaco4101
      @jtaco4101 Год назад +10

      @@Liberty4Ever I had many professors with big time real world experience. One guy was president of McKesson. Another was one of the first 5 employees at Intel. Dont generalize.

    • @darthvader5300
      @darthvader5300 Год назад +7

      @@jtaco4101Do not forget the behind close door deals, behind the scenes deals, under the table deals, lobbying funding, politicians seeing a pot of gold and wants to become part of the deal, and a lot of stuff that I have seen when I was assigned in your country under a diplomatic cover.

  • @ianchapman6254
    @ianchapman6254 3 года назад +273

    What I love is how these business students (probably future executives themselves) are furiously taking notes on everything Thornton says about how business really works.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 года назад +36

      Well that is sadly how we students do it. I learned more from real life experiences than from college

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 2 года назад +32

      Well, Thornton had built a business from the ground up and been successful, while the professor had no real world experience at all. That's why college has gone so far off the rails, all the professors are life long academics living in a bubble while the reality changes without them.

    • @valuecalc
      @valuecalc Год назад +1

      ian, yes! That was a scream! But maybe it's a more realistic approach with college.

    • @adcoxrobert3786
      @adcoxrobert3786 6 месяцев назад

      @@valuecalc It doesn't show.

    • @rafaelsanchez5853
      @rafaelsanchez5853 5 месяцев назад

      I loved it too 😂😂😂😂

  • @musicuniverse1356
    @musicuniverse1356 4 года назад +1021

    The funniest part is when he sees the students taking notes on Rodney Dangerfield’s kick back advice. Very funny, subtle comedic effect 😂🤣

    • @anthonydesroches8897
      @anthonydesroches8897 3 года назад +25

      But all true

    • @LBF522
      @LBF522 3 года назад +32

      I would have taken nots from Rodney Danderfield as well. He knows what he is talking about .

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy 3 года назад +52

      “Don’t forget a little something for the building inspectors” 😂

    • @LBF522
      @LBF522 3 года назад +18

      @@JamesQMurphy Yes that as well. I loved this scene and watch it many times.

    • @THGRene
      @THGRene 3 года назад +32

      Cement was also run by the same guys that ran the waste disposal company.

  • @WizzRacing
    @WizzRacing 3 года назад +122

    When you get older. You realize just how right he was..Why Companies buy season tickets to sports events.. They pass them around to inspectors and city hall....As that building will take 10 years to build..

  • @allanburton8115
    @allanburton8115 3 года назад +143

    "The next question for us is where to build our factory?"
    "How about Fantasyland!?"
    😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @astroman30
    @astroman30 7 месяцев назад +11

    "Doesn't matter?? Tell that to the bank." That line kills me every time. Oh, how true.

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 3 года назад +220

    The best is Rodney's face as he's listening to the professor's "lessons." He's trying to be patient and put up with it, but he still has the look of "this teacher is such a fool" on it. Better actor than given credit for.

    • @kaohsiung99
      @kaohsiung99 2 года назад +9

      His "questioning" look is hilarious.

    • @ryanloftis1125
      @ryanloftis1125 2 года назад +6

      His role in "Natural Born Killers" showed he could tackle dramatic roles, too. He was genuinely frightening in that movie.

    • @raygordonteacheschess5501
      @raygordonteacheschess5501 Год назад +2

      @@ryanloftis1125 Try seeing him in your lobby at 2:30 a.m. in his robe, half awake, stumbling into his tour bus lighting up a normally very quiet block just east of Avenue A.

    • @QBAN2010
      @QBAN2010 Год назад +1

      Thank god you said it, Steven Fallon!!!

  • @asktheetruscans9857
    @asktheetruscans9857 3 года назад +379

    This is the reason I dropped out, started my own business instead of going into debt, and didn't look back.
    Thanks Rodney, RIP!

    • @mikekaris4229
      @mikekaris4229 3 года назад +10

      same

    • @Smudgeroon74
      @Smudgeroon74 3 года назад +7

      Is your business still going strong with these economic shutdowns?

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 2 года назад +17

      But, what's your product? Widgets?
      No wait, they make those in Flint, Mi.

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 2 года назад +1

      @@joelsmith3797 I almost laughed at this, then remembered it's true

    • @mikekaris4229
      @mikekaris4229 2 года назад +1

      @@Smudgeroon74 business is all about making money every challenge means theirs more money!

  • @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975
    @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975 3 года назад +332

    30 years in construction and I can tell you he is absolutely correct. Zoning laws will crush a project. Especially the annoying hidden ones. Depending on where you build, teamsters can have an impact on concrete costs lol.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 2 года назад +13

      Wow, that's really interesting! Can you go a little more in detail, I really am curious about the behind the scenes, nuts and bolts of this!

    • @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975
      @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975 2 года назад +18

      Sammy the Bull Gravano has a real good video on how the union strong arming works.. I have lived thru zoning problems and it’s a very boring topic.. actually construction sucks period and it’s not worth talking about.

    • @Batmangutten
      @Batmangutten 2 года назад +26

      @@blockmasterscott I study economics and zoning laws are a literal nightmare. There's a lot of literature on this topic you can look up but the tldr is that zoning is upheld by various bureaucracies, politicians, environmental groups and current property owners for incoherent or self serving reasons. The incentives are almost only one way towards more regulation and that regulation is like a cancer that slowly diseases an entire metro area by solving very few or no problems while driving housing costs through the roof.

    • @nurkenrustem6044
      @nurkenrustem6044 2 года назад +13

      @@Batmangutten I remember how civil inspector wanted $400 kickback for quick house-lpan re-arrengement. But my oldman wanted to play plain n square, costed same.

    • @oldrocker74
      @oldrocker74 Год назад +11

      And don't forget, eminent domain can crop up when you least expect it

  • @chrissawyer1484
    @chrissawyer1484 2 года назад +88

    When I was a kid, I liked this movie for the silly stuff. After I went to college and got into the real world, I appreciated scenes like this a whole lot more.

  • @bobcole612
    @bobcole612 Год назад +22

    My dad spent the last 17 years in his career, up until he retired in 1984 as an engineer and construction/project manager, building plants all across the US. When he saw this movie he said Mellon was right on.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 4 года назад +499

    The reality of business is never so clean as the classroom says.

    • @johnstitt2615
      @johnstitt2615 3 года назад +10

      @Lizzie Allen reality is that it is ruthlessly pragmatic.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +3

      @Crunchy 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @TheMasterPhil
      @TheMasterPhil 3 года назад +6

      I play this for my Sports Management class at the beginning of each semester.

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 3 года назад +6

      One is theory the other is reality

    • @W.Stryker
      @W.Stryker 3 года назад +13

      Those people have spent their lives in academia because they were afraid to go out into the real world

  • @joeosborn123
    @joeosborn123 3 года назад +258

    Always loved this scene! I’ve been a businessman now for nearly 40 years and it still rings true! 😄

    • @peteranserin3708
      @peteranserin3708 Год назад

      Which part?

    • @chester8420
      @chester8420 Год назад +13

      ​​@@peteranserin3708I am a farmer, and I have to say that I have run into EVERY problem that Thornton mentions.
      One job we had issues with was during construction of a packing shed for produce. Despite legal preparations, certified builders and electricians we had loads of problems. One problem in particular: we just finished construction in time for harvest. We had bathrooms built, but the inspector decided that to meet code we were required to build 6 handicap accessable bathrooms for the watermelon harvesting crew!!! Nevermind the ridiculousness and cost, we didn't have time because the watermelons were ready!!! The inspector refused to turn the power on to the building until we built them!!! We had to go to city council meetings and beg the local politians to give us a temporary zoning variance to enable us to start packing the crop before it rotted.

    • @mvol5973
      @mvol5973 10 месяцев назад +16

      That's one big problem with colleges. They teach book theory, not real world

    • @robadcox5405
      @robadcox5405 9 месяцев назад +3

      peteranserin3708 Everything except Fantasyland.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 9 месяцев назад +4

      Just watch the tv show from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm to get an idea of what they are talking about. Season 2 really gives more detail

  • @jeffw8218
    @jeffw8218 3 года назад +46

    Best part of this scenes is the quick camera-pan to the students taking NOTES based on what Dangerfield’s character is saying 😄🤣

    • @kaohsiung99
      @kaohsiung99 2 года назад +2

      ... and the students are so serious!

  • @tenchraven
    @tenchraven 9 месяцев назад +14

    I went through college as an adult learner. One of my instructors had been a buddy of mine in high school. He'd gone to school, and was now teaching for it. He knew what he was talking about with theoreticals and the science, but he'd literally given his valedictorian speech the same day he signed his teaching contract. But I'd been involved in actually doing it for 8 years and realized I'd maxed out as for as promotions without degrees. We had conversations that were a lot like this.

    • @steveholt2472
      @steveholt2472 Месяц назад

      Sorry, but this comments section is reserved only for things that actually happened.

  • @royalrugby4869
    @royalrugby4869 4 года назад +481

    "Then there is the long term cost, such as waste disposal. I don't know if your familiar who runs that business, but I assure you it's not the Boy Scouts." Mr. Soprano would like a word with you after class.

    • @phlaelym
      @phlaelym 3 года назад +41

      Tony's cool with Mr. Thornton. He's a good earner.

    • @richardhoffman5769
      @richardhoffman5769 3 года назад +25

      I think Borko would like a word, he does t like when you disparage legitimate businessmen

    • @editorcj
      @editorcj 3 года назад +8

      Chuck Rizzo, Dino Bucci and Anthony Marrocco can testify to this, if they hadn't taken the 5th.

    • @eldesgraciado6690
      @eldesgraciado6690 3 года назад +5

      Barone Sanitation.

    • @Cris5631
      @Cris5631 3 года назад +11

      Well Mr Soprano never had the makings of a Boy scout.

  • @joseesparza7488
    @joseesparza7488 3 года назад +90

    What I love about this movie, aside from being filmed at the university where i went, and the comedy of course, is the hidden message that people who don’t have a formal education or a college degree, sometimes know more about certain subjects as the people that teach. Thornton Mellon owned all those guys simply because he attended de university of hard knocks.

    • @waverlyking6045
      @waverlyking6045 Год назад +3

      The only class where Thornton learned anything was the Literature class. It was the only subject in which the professor knew more than him. Of course, he worked so hard establishing his chain, that he never made time for reading.

    • @MF_Dicedealer
      @MF_Dicedealer 9 месяцев назад +1

      Go Badgers!

  • @Immortalized1
    @Immortalized1 4 года назад +129

    2:18 “I’m sure the Teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya’” lol

    • @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead
      @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead 3 года назад +3

      YEAH AND IF YOU DONT COOPERATE WITH THE TEAMSTERS, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF BURIED IN CEMENT BY SOME GUY WHO IS ALL ABOUT IS KICKBACKS AND BRIBES WITH A LONG CIGAR HANGING OUT THE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH WHO JUST SPIT IN THE CEMENT THAT YOU JUST GOT SLAM DUNKED IN. WHOS NEXT MOVE IS THEN TO GO AFTER YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

    • @nickpapageorgio926
      @nickpapageorgio926 3 года назад +3

      @Rick O'Shay They drive the cement trucks (at least that's the implication). Whether that's still true, I don't know.

    • @xohjn5072
      @xohjn5072 3 года назад +3

      @Rick O'Shay The Teamsters Union used to be controlled by the Mafia. So if you didn't do what they wanted, there was a good chance that you would 'disappear.'

    • @elijahvigil7467
      @elijahvigil7467 3 года назад +2

      @Rick O'Shay the Teamsters union is a union of trade jobs. I'm sure construction workers that put in cement are in that union

    • @Immortalized1
      @Immortalized1 2 года назад +1

      @@xohjn5072 just like Jimmy Hoffa; and coincidentally, his son, Jimmy Hoffa Jr, currently runs the teamsters 👍🏼

  • @randymanx2674
    @randymanx2674 3 года назад +20

    “How about fantasyland”! A sentence I use to this day to people who are oblivious to the obvious.

  • @MondoBeno
    @MondoBeno 2 года назад +11

    I've seen professors in big universities who have no recent field experience in the subjects they teach. Take for instance Teachers College at Columbia University: the professors of education have not taught in a high school in 20 years, so their teachings aren't really practical. But if you go to a college for working-class people (City College, local community colleges) then the "professors" are really just industry professionals who teach part-time. You have businessmen, police officers, high school principals, and healthcare professionals teaching their skills/knowledge to the next generation. They've paid their dues, and they know the score.

  • @hamburg1306
    @hamburg1306 4 года назад +77

    “How about fantasy land”. Perfect!

    • @anb740
      @anb740 3 года назад +1

      That one finally shut the idiot professor up! LOL

  • @QuippersUnited
    @QuippersUnited 2 года назад +25

    Took a class in concrete design with a professor who DID have real world experience.
    That Mafia bit is no joke! XD

    • @katharma607
      @katharma607 Год назад +1

      Correct. I’m
      A native New Yorker of 57 years and it’s stranglehold whilst not as tight as it used to be is nothing to be sneezed about. In fact, most major concrete firms during the 80s, 90s and early 2000s often were charged a ‘fee’ . Many people died on sights claiming ‘they took their own life’ which was a mob tactic often relating to belligerent construction officials not towing the party line

  • @TralfazConstruction
    @TralfazConstruction 5 лет назад +225

    I enjoyed seeing Back to School (1986) in a theater with my family in the summer of '86. This film seemed to come out of nowhere. Watching it present day brings back pleasant memories of that afternoon with my loved ones. Exiting the theater after the movie I pointed out the Coming Soon poster for Crocodile Dundee; another sleeper (well, back then no one knew what to expect) from 1986.

    • @JayBuccola
      @JayBuccola 4 года назад +10

      My 80s movie theater trips with family and friends are some of my favorite memories. Now with the streaming services, I drive my family crazy going through the lists of movies and constantly saying 'I saw that in the theater.'

    • @Alphasports576
      @Alphasports576 4 года назад +4

      Your so right I was 9 and went with my uncle who was 12 and my aunt who was she was 21 they were laughing so hard great memories

    • @TralfazConstruction
      @TralfazConstruction 4 года назад

      @orionh3000 Oh, yeah.

    • @66Bunn
      @66Bunn 3 года назад +1

      My older brother came back from the movie and practically gave me a synopsis of the whole movie word for word. I loved it before I even saw it

    • @TralfazConstruction
      @TralfazConstruction 3 года назад

      @@JayBuccola Oh, that sounds like me!

  • @josephhickman7244
    @josephhickman7244 5 лет назад +797

    Rodney slayed the professor with real world business 😄😎

    • @tomv5988
      @tomv5988 4 года назад +37

      I always liked the "why build?" question. I mean it sort of makes sense. I always thought you could definitely save money by leasing a building. I see a lot of vacant buildings that are up for sale or lease. Betting most sellers are motivated. Especially if the building has been empty for years.

    • @josh6402
      @josh6402 4 года назад +18

      @Joe Kinchicken and those who can't teach, teach gym

    • @ronaldshank7589
      @ronaldshank7589 4 года назад +7

      Yep! Everybody that's anybody will DEFINITELY want their "cut" of your business! Mr. Meillon knew that, so he taught the "Teacher" just how things are in the REAL WORLD!!! He schooled the "Teacher" on how it is in the real business world! I love the line about "Fantasyland"! That really cracked me up!!!

    • @grantmo821
      @grantmo821 4 года назад +6

      @@tomv5988, & it's not just the manufacturing sector, the great majority of retail companies lease their spaces almost exclusively. When you factor in property & capital gains taxes, long term upkeep, legal liability/lawsuits/insurance, etc., it's a huge savings to lease. Any business model with a less-than-enormous profit margin virtually requires it, & corporations want every penny of profit they can scrounge going to keep the stockholders happy, not for paying taxes & repaving parking lots.

    • @duke6j
      @duke6j 4 года назад +6

      I love this movie and Rodney is perfect in it!

  • @kevindavis5966
    @kevindavis5966 5 лет назад +453

    An excellent exposition on some of the differences between ivory tower academia and harsh reality.

    • @LBF522
      @LBF522 4 года назад +22

      The students clearly listened to him as would I.

    • @hisdudeness8328
      @hisdudeness8328 4 года назад +18

      Indeed. If I were able to go back in time with all the real world knowledge I've acquired over the years in both the real and business world, I'd have eaten more than half of my goddamn college professors alive in any subject or situation they presented.

    • @rizon72
      @rizon72 4 года назад +14

      Best professors I had were ones who had been in the business world. Best was a class on hazardous waste, hated the class, but the prof. knew what he was doing. He worked in the field for decades before retiring and then teaching. He had one book, a government book, and you didn't learn to memorize it, or even read chapters in it, but how to use it to look up the information you needed. In other word, real world applications. I hated it as I had decided to change my major and no longer needed the class.

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 года назад

      @@hisdudeness8328 Ah but you just admitted that you didn't learn everything in one hour.

    • @shadowmax889
      @shadowmax889 4 года назад +12

      It's not so much ivory tower Vs Reality. The thing is when you go to college, the first years you have to learn the very basic things, the theoretical concepts and all that. Later in the career is when you will learn the more complicated stuff including real world scenarios and practices while aproching to graduation. The only mistake this professor made was not beginning with the basics

  • @adamrobinette139
    @adamrobinette139 3 года назад +12

    Getting my degree in business, I had professors that were basically entirely business educators as a career, and I had some that had done real legitimate things in business before moving on to teach it. One was a CEO of a major corporation before parachuting out at 50 with millions of dollars, and was teaching for fun. The ones that had actually been there and done that taught the most amazing courses.

  • @2slick35
    @2slick35 4 года назад +57

    Rodney was truly one of the elite greats of comedy! A brilliant,comedic legend! R.I.P.

    • @brianmenendez
      @brianmenendez 3 года назад +2

      and his writers, don't forget them

  • @brandonrichard3634
    @brandonrichard3634 2 года назад +25

    I went to college in my late 20’s early 30’s and knew most of the BS my professors taught would never apply in the real world. My only regret was not being a smartass to them like Rodney 😞

  • @idesofmarchUNIAEA
    @idesofmarchUNIAEA 4 месяца назад +5

    I remember my old man telling me this in roughly 1975. Boy am I glad I listened. It's save me decades of learning the hard way.

  • @ANTHONY0808able
    @ANTHONY0808able 3 года назад +21

    Then there's the long term costs such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it's not the boy scouts. HAHAHAHHA !! LMAFAOOOOOOOO !! Absolute best line in the movie delivered PERFECTLY by Dangerfield. I DIE every time I see this scene.

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone 2 дня назад

      I was coming back to it and literally was thinking he was gonna go with "they are not choir boys" but "it's not the boy scouts" hits much better lol

  • @zippos7952
    @zippos7952 5 лет назад +295

    How bout fantasy land! 😂

    • @HylerMusic
      @HylerMusic 5 лет назад

      zippos79 it was either that or Reseda 👌

    • @bigdaddytrips6197
      @bigdaddytrips6197 5 лет назад +9

      That part still cracks me up 😂

    • @tonyroyal2241
      @tonyroyal2241 4 года назад +3

      Classic!

    • @tangofox7350
      @tangofox7350 3 года назад +1

      lol, and fantasy land is exactly what these students are living in until they get out of that classroom and start paying taxes :)

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 3 года назад +1

      One of the best lines in the movie imho.

  • @katemaloney4296
    @katemaloney4296 3 года назад +285

    Professor: Bribes and kickbacks are NOT part of this business model.
    Me: Yeah, you really never built a business from the ground up, have you, pal?

    • @LBF522
      @LBF522 3 года назад +18

      I wish Rodney had replied with that.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 года назад +18

      Greasing palms and net working will always matter as much as the product does

    • @santrader1707
      @santrader1707 3 года назад +15

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus i never understood networking until i got older. my father will always say its who you know and not what you know in business. He also pushed me to play golf and network.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 года назад +9

      @@santrader1707 I went to a private school for a bit with strong ties to the knights of Columbus. They pretty much made golf mandatory for every male there. I had no clue why those two things were potentially such a big deal until later in life.

    • @knightmareoflegends2380
      @knightmareoflegends2380 3 года назад +4

      Knights of Columbus
      And they are just the top 50 groups in the world you gotta play golf with😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @williamm374
    @williamm374 3 года назад +8

    When he yells out Fantasyland, it is awesome. Classic scene.

  • @djvids6921
    @djvids6921 Год назад +13

    One of those great movie scenes I can watch over and over. The facial expressions on rodney and the professor as they talk and listen to each other is hilarious. Never gets old.

    • @johnlozauskas778
      @johnlozauskas778 6 месяцев назад

      For me it's Sam Kinison will always be funny.

    • @djvids6921
      @djvids6921 6 месяцев назад

      @@johnlozauskas778 Sam's not in this scene. My comment is about this scene.

  • @angelaseymour4464
    @angelaseymour4464 5 лет назад +106

    1986 was one of the best years

  • @OHJLM
    @OHJLM 3 года назад +195

    What Rodney says still holds up. University's exist in their own reality.

    • @joncometta265
      @joncometta265 3 года назад +11

      Apostrophe abuse.

    • @kd741
      @kd741 2 года назад +16

      How about fantasy land! Love it!

    • @basilmarasco1975
      @basilmarasco1975 2 года назад

      Then why are young people still stampeding their way into them and willing to go into debt for an education?

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 2 года назад

      @@basilmarasco1975 Because indoctrination tells you beautiful lies instead of ugly truths. They go deep into debt to be indoctrinated.

    • @basilmarasco1975
      @basilmarasco1975 2 года назад +2

      @@rickoshay5525 By chance, is your comment the beginning of a "Colleges and universities are bastions of liberalism" screed?

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Год назад +13

    1:10 “Doesn’t matter! Tell that to the bank!” 1:32 “Why Build? You’re better off leasing!”

  • @charliedee9276
    @charliedee9276 4 года назад +16

    That scene, the scene with Kinison as the history professor and the marine biology scene were the best.

    • @waynedoyle2421
      @waynedoyle2421 3 года назад

      What's a bath without bubbles...

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 3 года назад

      @@waynedoyle2421 "Come over here, Bubbles!"
      Damn!
      Bubbles was HOT!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @mintyjulip5943
    @mintyjulip5943 3 года назад +89

    "Hold it, hold it! Why build? You're better off leasing at a buck and a quarter, buck and a half a square foot; take your down payment and put it into CDs or something else you can roll over every couple months."
    I was in a fairly important business growth strategy meeting at work, and I literally used a version of this line for a similar issue. I don't even know how right it is, but I said it with confidence and people in the meeting were like nodding their heads thinking I'm this financial genius, but I just stole it from an 80s comedy.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Год назад +11

      CDs had high interest in the 80s but today they’re almost worthless. Better to invest in an index stock like S&P 500

    • @vanguard4065
      @vanguard4065 Год назад +3

      @@electrictroy2010 Vanguard

    • @davidahlstrom7533
      @davidahlstrom7533 Год назад +2

      You are right for a fairly new venture (or new entrant from a related industry). For a bew venture, you don't want to tie up money needed in the real basics to get the product-market going (ie spend in R&D, marketing and sales, and lease everything else, at least till the product gets going and is more predictable.

    • @IllusionistsBane
      @IllusionistsBane Год назад +1

      I still don't get what CDs were in the 80's. Nowadays I know the CD as the 'Compact Disc', an old one-use or multi-use storage device deprecated in favor of USB sticks and Cloud Drives.
      EDIT: Did he mean Credit Derivatives?

    • @anthonyhutton9174
      @anthonyhutton9174 Год назад +2

      @@IllusionistsBane He meant a Certificate of Deposit, which is a savings instrument that pays the borrower a higher interest rate than ordinary savings instruments like money markets. The catch is you have to leave your money in until the maturity date (usually a year or longer - but sometimes less) or risk getting penalized by the lending institution if you withdraw the funds early.

  • @mottthehoople684
    @mottthehoople684 4 года назад +7

    This short segment satirically illustrates the difference between Theory and the real world it is timeless

  • @W.Stryker
    @W.Stryker 3 года назад +96

    My mom is an actual law professor who’s been in courtrooms and still practices on the side. Half of those people she works with she doesn’t even talk to. And a lot of em are like this professor. He’s spent his whole life in Academia with no business experience and has never owned a business. And stayed in Academia because all of them, including him were too afraid to go out into the real world

    • @JustBree716
      @JustBree716 2 года назад +5

      Now I know what they mean about Boyce Watkins. Lol

    • @meekmeads
      @meekmeads 2 года назад

      These people earn boatloads of money, for practically part-time work, most with tenure. Why would they? Their real goal is indoctrination of the next generation.

    • @tomkin25
      @tomkin25 2 года назад +1

      @@JustBree716 Bingo!!! Excellent reference!!! I wish can like this comment a thousand times!!!💯💯💯

    • @davidtucker7219
      @davidtucker7219 Год назад

      Hence why Rodney made the remark of "Fantasy Land" I have to say. 🤔

  • @grgygantz6760
    @grgygantz6760 3 года назад +8

    He,Rodney hit the nail on the head. Every one has there hand out . When you are doin business.

  • @brandonclaypool1533
    @brandonclaypool1533 Год назад +3

    Rodney Dangerfield is the king of one liners..a true comedic genius..

  • @edwardflickinger949
    @edwardflickinger949 5 лет назад +276

    Legitimate business world? Well that's an oxymoron and a half. Mr Mellon's breakdown of how business works IS the business world!

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 5 лет назад +9

      To a certain extent. But definitely not an everyday thing. Or every project thing. You’ve been watching to much tv

    • @edwardflickinger949
      @edwardflickinger949 5 лет назад +18

      @@davestuddaman8127 Enron? Worldcom? Arthur Anderson?

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 4 года назад +8

      @@edwardflickinger949 that's 3 businesses
      Theres literally thousands of businesses in the us

    • @edwardflickinger949
      @edwardflickinger949 4 года назад +8

      @@davestuddaman8127 I recited 3 examples. I'm quite sure that there's many more that haven't been caught yet

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 4 года назад +3

      @@edwardflickinger949 and I can counter everyone that you give me, sweetheart

  • @RJC96cj
    @RJC96cj 3 года назад +13

    "I don't know if you know who runs that business, but I assure you it's not the Boy Scouts." Classic

  • @sarasmith5110
    @sarasmith5110 4 года назад +83

    Paxton Whitehead was very good as the snobby professor.

    • @basilmarasco1975
      @basilmarasco1975 3 года назад +3

      He was near-perfect! Great casting!

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 3 года назад +5

      He's been typecast on name alone.

    • @alliwishis_2
      @alliwishis_2 2 месяца назад

      ​@@meadster308
      How do I know he has in a couple of movies he did those parts so well it definitely came off as the real thing

  • @claudiocorleone7856
    @claudiocorleone7856 3 года назад +9

    Amazing how these comedies in the 80’s and 90’s are among the funniest in film history, Dangerfield, Murphy, Candy, Farley, Sandler to name just a few icons.

  • @gb5089
    @gb5089 3 года назад +9

    He is missed and appreciated more now that he's gone. Truly underated.

  • @spankymcflych
    @spankymcflych 2 года назад +17

    The sad thing is you would hope a teacher would be overjoyed at having a real world expert take part, but reality shows that the ivory tower stereotype is closer to reality then not.

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Год назад +13

    2:01 “Whoah, you left out a bunch of stuff!” 2:09 “Well, first of all, You’re gonna have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up!”

  • @Rendezman562
    @Rendezman562 5 лет назад +66

    Rodney's best film!!!

    • @anthonyiadarola1201
      @anthonyiadarola1201 4 года назад +8

      rene hernandez 2nd best , 1st was easy money 1983

    • @dakotahmays1437
      @dakotahmays1437 4 года назад +8

      I like this one, but for me, nothing beats Caddyshack

    • @countryboyblue21
      @countryboyblue21 4 года назад +2

      Best film that ain't all that dirty like some of his other films I mean don't get me wrong I love all his films but they are crude whereas this wasn't

    • @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead
      @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead 3 года назад +1

      @@dakotahmays1437 I WAS JUST COMING ON HERE TO SAY CADDYSHACK BUT YOU BEAT ME TO IT, RODNEY, TED KNIGHT, CHEVY CHASE AND BILL MURRAY WERE UNBEATABLE IN THAT MOVIE. WHAT AN UGLY HAT, I BET YOU GET A FREE BOWL OF SOUP WITH THAT HAT, OH...... BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU????. REMEMBER THAT LOL. I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT ONE AMONG MANY OTHERS, OR AT THE END OF THE MOVIE, OK JUDGE THAT'S 40,000 DOLLARS. COUGH IT UP. I OWE YOU NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!!! THAT MUCH I FIGURED. HEY ROCKO!!!! MOOSE!!!!!! HELP THE JUDGE FIND HIS CHECKBOOK LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, REMEMBER THAT ONE????

  • @Maximillian200HP
    @Maximillian200HP 3 года назад +8

    Such an underrated Dangerfield performance.

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew 3 года назад +13

    If you've never been to college imagine this scene and then imagine half the subjects have nothing to do with what you want to learn.

  • @Equint77
    @Equint77 5 лет назад +147

    I always laugh when the professor says “mafia payoffs” 😂

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 4 года назад +9

      *maffia

    • @volvob1884
      @volvob1884 4 года назад +3

      @@20alphabet It's both Mafia and maffia

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 4 года назад +8

      @@volvob1884
      Yes, but that wasn't my point. The teacher's pronunciation was măfia, using the short "a" sound rather than mâfia using the tall "a" sound. I just thought it would be more understandable to the reader if I used an extra "f". I was wrong again.

    • @JohnLutherable
      @JohnLutherable 4 года назад +3

      it's never Maffia, just Mafia. Only Americans misspell it as Maffia for reasons that escape me

    • @donovanvaughan7161
      @donovanvaughan7161 4 года назад +2

      @@20alphabet Sorry that your phonetic cue was wasted. If it's any consolation, I saw what you were going for

  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 3 года назад +38

    I cannot think of any spot on the planet where this professor's mythical company would succeed.

    • @jeffdude6088
      @jeffdude6088 3 года назад +2

      Agreed. Most successful businesses begin with a finished prototype or even selling the product out of a garage or small rented shop.

    • @MrEab2010
      @MrEab2010 3 года назад +1

      @@jeffdude6088 that's not what I mean. You can game out a plan but his suppositions are all wrong even for the 1980s.

    • @rubenalayon3259
      @rubenalayon3259 2 года назад +5

      How about Fantasyland ???

    • @elzoog
      @elzoog 3 месяца назад

      Well, that's because you don't know how useful a widget is.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 4 года назад +9

    I didn't realize how good his acting was when I saw this as a kid in the 80's.

  • @davidgiles4681
    @davidgiles4681 3 года назад +8

    This scene is a perfect example of how "real world business" operates while "fantasy land business" should operate.

  • @PowerCookie1
    @PowerCookie1 3 года назад +40

    The difference between academics and real world experience.

  • @dannyreyna2821
    @dannyreyna2821 4 года назад +12

    He was always a crack up and one of the last true funny men in comedy history. We all miss you Rodney.
    Rest in peace. You have our respect.

  • @justinmyslive4108
    @justinmyslive4108 3 года назад +33

    If you plan on using any cement in this building I'm sure the Teamsters would like to have a little chat with you and that'll cost you

  • @tbeehler
    @tbeehler 3 года назад +27

    I know it's a comedy, but Rodney is 100% right here.

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 5 месяцев назад

      About what? Based on how adamantly he refuses to think abstractly he must also respond to the question, “Suppose that in the far north, where there is snow, all bears are white, and the town of Novy Rosikov is in the far north - what color are the bears in Novy Rosikov?” by exclaiming “Why don’t you ask someone who’s been there!” at which point we all applaud him for his insightful and yet cavalier practical wisdom

  • @benjaminlucas1635
    @benjaminlucas1635 4 года назад +8

    Rodney just proved that not everything is or can always be done by the book.

  • @thescatman5029
    @thescatman5029 2 года назад +2

    One of the great perks of the graduate school I went to was that along with the professor, there was a practitioner. At Baruch, where I studied Public Administration, I had professor Doug Muzzio, one of the top political scientists and New York City historians, around; and, via his CityTalk TV program, interviewed basically every New York City political leader. The practitioner was Fernando Ferrer, former Bronx Borough President and NYC Mayoral runner-up; now vice-chair of the MTA. Both gave theoretical, and real, perspectives to the class!

  • @fredgrumby
    @fredgrumby 2 года назад +3

    When academics meets business and real life and reality

  • @johnbertrand7185
    @johnbertrand7185 3 года назад +5

    Brings back memories from college. I went in to the army right out of high school and was a 21 year old freshman in college and been in the real world while most of my professors had been professors for years. Led to a lot of debates like this.

  • @taragragg400
    @taragragg400 5 лет назад +43

    Widgets, ACME, and Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe.

  • @seanmurphy1946
    @seanmurphy1946 5 лет назад +78

    This is a great clip from a great movie!!! Rodney is sorely missed, the comedians these days can’t hold a candle to his talent

    • @timberry4709
      @timberry4709 3 года назад +9

      Comedians are no longer allowed to perform his type of humor... They might hurt someone's feeling.

    • @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead
      @theanswerisinthebackofyourhead 3 года назад +5

      @@timberry4709 HOW FAR WE HAVE FALLEN TIM.

  • @davidahlstrom7533
    @davidahlstrom7533 Год назад +4

    I teach business and I'm afraid all too often the classes are something like that (on the professor's side). Occasionally you do get a Rodney Dangerfield type student, which is good because it makes you think more about the hard edges of business around the world. Hollywood used to write intelligent and realistic (though humorous) scripts -- I wish they would again.

  • @sharkpoolbolt662
    @sharkpoolbolt662 4 года назад +521

    [SARCASM ALERT] According to the professor, an actual millionaire businessman doesn’t know how actual business works in the real world… Right

    • @guittadabe5214
      @guittadabe5214 4 года назад +40

      This movie was ahead of its time!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 года назад +1

      You assumed.

    • @truth7921
      @truth7921 4 года назад +4

      You... you know this is fake, right?

    • @sharkpoolbolt662
      @sharkpoolbolt662 4 года назад +5

      Truth yes I do

    • @DrAvery-lc6bs
      @DrAvery-lc6bs 4 года назад +37

      That's why the professor is teaching instead of running a business.

  • @oldmantoza
    @oldmantoza 3 года назад +8

    0:56 shows how far up this professor is in his Ivory Tower. Labor is always your biggest expense.

  • @GalaxyTheSnailTurd
    @GalaxyTheSnailTurd Год назад +1

    Mr. Melon's face when he says, what's a widget?!
    Like he never heard of it before 🤣🤣

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 2 года назад +2

    I'll never forget all the "fees" I ended up paying. The "special licensed inspections" I had to pay for. The remodel was about 50 k in material and labor. That bonus stuff cost another 60 k. Including a handicapped bathroom for 20 k that wasn't open to the public. It had a hand rail by the John. Getting shaken down by the state is a real thing.

    • @blockmasterscott
      @blockmasterscott 2 года назад

      Oh it's no joke, especially if you have a disgruntled employee that calls OSHA without telling anyone.

  • @PeopleOfCasinos
    @PeopleOfCasinos 5 лет назад +50

    The only economics lesson I remembered! lol

    • @darthdaddy6983
      @darthdaddy6983 4 года назад +1

      aaf1218 what about voodoo economics from Ferris Buellers day off .

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 года назад +1

      aaf1218 the most important economics lesson I learned was an explanation on “Opportunity Costs.”

    • @vincesmith2499
      @vincesmith2499 10 месяцев назад +1

      This was business, not economics.

    • @PeopleOfCasinos
      @PeopleOfCasinos 10 месяцев назад

      @@vincesmith2499 business and economics go hand-to-hand..so....yeah.

    • @vincesmith2499
      @vincesmith2499 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@PeopleOfCasinos Two different subjects in college.

  • @nyterpfan
    @nyterpfan Год назад +4

    "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." (Einstein)
    SPOT.....ON....TRUTH!!!!!

  • @DanBurgaud
    @DanBurgaud 3 года назад +6

    2:59 HAHAHAHAHA!
    I watched this movie back in the 80s... still funny today!

  • @cullenmott7614
    @cullenmott7614 3 года назад +8

    I actually loved this scene, theory vs reality, with reality dominating

  • @SkepticalChris
    @SkepticalChris 4 года назад +3

    its the tiny little subtle things that Rodney does, like the ever brief little wipe of his forehead and eye roll at 2:35 that sells his performance, proving that he's more than just a comedian.

  • @BhelliomRahl
    @BhelliomRahl 2 года назад +3

    The perfect example of the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is sterile, but wisdom adds experience to knowledge.

  • @movieman104
    @movieman104 3 года назад +2

    love how they started notes from melon

  • @LesterMoore
    @LesterMoore 10 месяцев назад +1

    So true. Kudos to the university professors who instill the foundation basics to Bus.Admin. Economics, Accounting and marketing students in a manageable understanding fashion.
    Later out on the street, where the actual world steps into the lives of the graduates the "newbie" has a solid grounding from which to encounter and successfully address the rapidly of American business.

  • @slowdancer5563
    @slowdancer5563 3 года назад +3

    My all time favorite movie. I keep a supply to give out as gifts.

  • @ralphholiman7401
    @ralphholiman7401 3 года назад +9

    Everything you need to know about college versus the real world is in this clip. And, yes, I have a B.A. and a J.D. The theoretical versus how things really work, and how things really get done.

  • @danielbusbey1362
    @danielbusbey1362 3 года назад +3

    Finally a time when Rodney got some respect!

  • @fisterhr
    @fisterhr 2 года назад +3

    Bribes, kickbacks and mafia payoffs is reality.

  • @adamcrabtree6729
    @adamcrabtree6729 3 года назад +10

    Looking back on it now, I kinda wish that they would’ve shown us the whole lecture. It sounds interesting

    • @Geiger373
      @Geiger373 3 года назад +1

      Only if it was done by the character played by Rodney Dangerfield. That tenure professor didn't know a thing about the real world.

  • @TheDeviousDrDoom
    @TheDeviousDrDoom 4 года назад +45

    Nobody tell Jason that there's a classic red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury right outside the university.....

  • @Armentitron
    @Armentitron Год назад +1

    Love how the lecturer just throws away his original lesson plan for the year just to spite Rodney Dangerfield

  • @GeekesMind
    @GeekesMind 2 года назад +3

    Still hilarious 35 years later

  • @africanriftvalleyfish8287
    @africanriftvalleyfish8287 4 года назад +9

    This clip never disappoints. I dont know if it's the "delivery" of the last line, or the "deliverer"?

  • @billvenner25
    @billvenner25 3 года назад +3

    Such a good scene. So true. Comedy is at it's best when it exposes the truth

  • @ProfessorKenneth
    @ProfessorKenneth 3 месяца назад +1

    I like when the students were quickly writing down what melon was saying...the truth😅 lol..

  • @bahabobby8118
    @bahabobby8118 2 года назад +1

    I always think of this scene when I tell someone I was a business major in college, like today, I had to see if it was on YT... It's even better than I remember

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 3 года назад +3

    Students taking notes when Thornton is doing his shpeel...hahaha!! 🤣🤣

  • @biganimetiddies1287
    @biganimetiddies1287 3 года назад +3

    The irony of a state school intro to business professor trying to take the educational high ground on the self made millionaire is not lost on me.

  • @rushrush1209
    @rushrush1209 4 года назад +3

    Right away you could see the anguish in the professor's face, him thinking "I hate this guy!"

  • @kevinhealey6540
    @kevinhealey6540 2 года назад +3

    This is something that is actually true.
    You don't learn business in a book. You learn by doing it.

  • @manlymcstud8588
    @manlymcstud8588 3 года назад +11

    'our telephone lines cost $50 a month.'
    'it's for a business.'
    'oh! did i say $50? i meant $150!'