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Mr. and Mrs. Geebler are at a parent-teacher conference with their daughter's teacher, Carl Best. Aired 11/15/86
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it's good to see a teacher that really cares about teaching
About what I have no idea! 🤣
A teacher that puts his heart out to the little children, in a pan of blood and gore!
WHATS DID HE SAY as he jumped OUT THE WINDOW?...
Thornton Melon [Rodney Dangerfield]: "Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea!"
Omg.
Why do I get the feeling that Sam didn't have to rehearse this a single time and still nailed it
I agree, Sam was a natural at acting
Well Saturday night lives mostly all improve meaning it’s all made up on the spot. They get to practice there lines but they rehires the day of the show.
This is before they were all so stoned that they can't remember lines and need to read everything. Its awful.
@@Madmen604 research the drug use of the cast of the 70s.
And they are so appalled by Elon musk 😅
Sam was famous for his yelling but his subtle delivery throughout this sketch is hysterical. I wish he was still alive, he’d have been a great actor
nice pfp
disagree, the non-screaming parts feel forced, ill-timed and awkward.
@@tspin9983- You are correct. He was NOT a good actor at all.
What do you mean that he would have been a great actor? He WAS a great actor. Look at his guest appearance on Married With Children. Absolutely wonderful.
@@Wolfie713 That's not a good example. He was garbage in Married... With Children. He was just a fat guy who yelled. That was the only episode that I can say that I truly hated.
"I'd like to be the light at the end of the tunnel.....but you've got a real idiot on your hands!"
Bahahahaha. I love Sam Kinison!
😂😂😂😂 no matter what character Sam plays he is always having Vietnam flashbacks.
Always Da Nang! 😆
@@hoenircanute lest we forget Da Nang!!!
@MissX W I can call him by his first name if I want. It is his name.
@@bigtimepimpin666 lol. Damn I for got
Same teacher jacket too
Sam Kinison was a one of a kind which was probably a good thing! His stuff never gets old.
Some f...k up drunk kid went ahead and crashed his car into him killing Sam.
he died 30 yrs. ago, 1992 April, still can't believe car wreck took his life
@@michaelsix9684 Thanks for the reminder
WHATS DID HE SAY OUT THE WINDOW?
@@michaelsix9684 saddest thing ever, glad his work still lives on today. I would go to a comedy show just to watch videos of him on a big screen and laugh with everyone.
About choked on my twinkie when sam said she was stupid lmfao 😂
Ayooo
@Zeke Jordan You spotted the funny!!!
The crowd member who lets it out at 4:16 this moment does warrant a small expression on Sam’s face as he stays in character. 😂🤣😂🤣
🤣 this old clip is hilarious
That was Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling from the Howard Stern Show.
I taught for 22 years and I wish I could have been this honest. 🤣😂
i had a teacher that had no problem calling me stupid, i got over it, made me better, this was in the 70s, a little different time,
🤣😂🤣
I also am proud to say I helped prison inmates, and H.S. drop outs earn their GEDs, as well as taught disabled kids. Which both are blessings to my own personal life. Just thought this was funny. Kinison is a comedic genius. Saw his show in Ft. Lauderdale in late 80s. Hilarious. Hence the laughing emoji in my original comment..
@@hughjaass3787 some people just dont understand humor, i had no problem with your comment.
The greatest thing I have ever heard a Teacher say to a student happened when my 86yr old, former football coach and the then drivers ed teacher called the star basketball player for our girl’s team, who was 6’5 and could’ve been the best player on the boys team came into class late and listening to her Walkman. Yeah, I am old as Shizzy.
Anyways Coach could fly into a rage at the drop of a hat. So she comes strutting in while rapping Eazy E, he turns Bright Red & says “Sit your giant jive turkey ass down and clamp them lips Shaniqua!”
Her name was Kelly! Lol! Even the black kids were cracking up! That Old Racist Dude wouldn’t last a single class in 2020. Or in 2010, or hell even 2000!
Fun Fact: Sam Kinison hated Sketch comedy so much he only agreed to do SNL if he could write his own material. He remembered every bit of dialogue he came up with while the other cast members used cue cards.
Yeah this kind of played into his act pretty well so that makes sense too
I misunderstood you. You say Sam remembered - I thought you said Sam wrote all his material on SNL. He did actually suggest and add material to this sketch. In my opinion, the sketch didn't need Sam jumping out the window or not being the real teacher. Originally not written that way.
irony Jan Hooks didn't like standup comedy!
@@TonOfFun great sketch, perfect cast, wish Jan and Sam were still here
@@michaelsix9684 I rescued her purse from a cabbie once.
That fact that he hesitates to say "teacher" makes this a very great sketch and some top notch acting
The funniest thing here, aside from the skit, is the picture that clearly says “Help! Please!” Certainly foreshadowing a bit. 🤣
Without a doubt, Sam was one of the funniest comedians ever….he’s trying to keep a straight face……..RIP Sam!!!!!
i didnt find him funny at all just really fucking loud
@@farmageddon2978 I liked him, but yeah I get what you're saying. I kinda wonder how well known he would be without all the yelling
He had the greatest comb over I've ever seen also!
@@rawx485 - Sam Kinison was actually an ordained Baptist Minister which is where all the yelling comes from.
@@christinefoster7618 I knew he was a minister, guess I just never made that connection. Maybe if Id ever been to a church........
I love it at about 4:15 when somebody in the crowd completely loses it and SK looks right out into the audience, giving the slightest acknowledgement, breaking character for a split second.
Holy bleep, I clicked your mark at it is PRECISELY to spot I nearly lost it in a public place--it's when he said it was his SON who drew that, and the way he said it. Did you hear what he said when kicked the chairs, which happened after the lady cackled in the audience, "There's no ... (KICK) I hate these little chairs."
Incredible. Died watching that. Absolute dynamite delivery. Between this and Back to School... fan-tiddly-diddly-tastic.
I was laughing more at that person in the crowds reaction then what was said at that moment.
@@kidlightning1736 Exactly. RIP Sam Kinison. We listened to all his comedy tapes and swilled cheap beers the day he died. Yes, tapes. I'm that old lol.
Lmao @ 3:00 that laugh in the crowd when he takes them to the window !
Sam is one of the greats. Always hilarious and full of energy.
And coke.
I am so very sad he is gone. He practically shaped me as a child. /salute GOAT
When he breaks character and giggles while completely trash talking a tiny child, omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He really was a unique comedian. You can tell he has the chops to act, but it's his details that make him funny. So calm when he calls her stupid, and it's hilarious. I miss Sam. He was one of the GOAT's.
Absolutely disagree, terrible comedian. Only thing he could do was shout.
@@artisdying then go ahead and disagree. But you are obviously wrong.
He would have made a great drill instructor
@@artisdying Bruh. He did a lot more than just shout. Go watch his Letterman stand up.
Sam Kinison wanted to be a preacher originally.
Sam Kinison was truly a great comedian. He is sorely missed by his legions of fans. RIP Sam.
You mean... he died?
@@Qrayon Yes he passed several years ago.
Legions of fans? But he was so shit.
@@mb4197 So is Trump, what's your point ?Sam was ahead of his time.
The kicking of the chair....... beautiful comedy. God i loved this man!
I loved Sam's don't feed the starving people bit on Dangerfield's special.
They should just go where the food is
Look, Look at this... it's *Sand* ... you know what it'll be in 100 years? *FUCKING SAAAAAAND*
“THE THIRD PLANET FROM THE UNSMILING SUN!!!”🤣🤣🤣
This guy was so not funny at all, all he did was that stupid yell and scream!!
@@gregguerra8509 ...................................awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, does somepony need a hug? :p *violin music plays in background*
@@tyrone6481 yo Ty Rone, go ty rone shoe laces.......🤣😂, I should be a friggin comedian!!!!
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!
@@tyrone6481 LMAO!!
Jan Hooks and Kevin Nealon play off Sam perfectly. I’m really surprised they didn’t break out laughing.
Probably scared bleepless
The Power of Stupid Sarah compelled them not to.
@@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 😂😂😂
RIP to the brilliant Jan Hooks
Kevin Nealon is the ultimate straight man.
I really miss this guy. The world needs more like him today.
if he was still here, i could hear him say, 'F#%^ yeah!"
Now Sam could make Trump look like a complete idiot....not that we didn't already know that but Sam could really put an exclamation point on it!
@@falconquest2068 still living in your head 24/7, you really do miss him don't you. Why? Your mental giant, your sharp as a tack genius and his side kick BJ are doing great and making our whole country better in every way, every day. Hahahaha. You really are a part of the problem. OH OH OOOOOOHH!!!!
@@falconquest2068 Hateful leftists. How do you know it's TRUMP Sam would be making fun of?
@@falconquest2068you misspelled Biden
This is especially hilarious to me as a special education teacher because Sara is hitting or exceeding all her developmental milestones with flying colors. It's also really funny seeing preschool teachers trying to rip the wind out of people's sails.
Sara is showing all the hallmarks of a precocious cocksucker
Participation trophy distributor by trade! Don't coddle the weak!!!
@@TylerShacklefordDurden I’m sure you’re very mentally strong haha
I went too a HS that had them on campus. Christian HS. I loved them. Always had respect for me. Loved them. Still think about them. Blessed. You wanna do more for people
@@TylerShacklefordDurden I bet you came in last in every sport you ever played.
That painting from Kinison’s kid is a brilliant cry for help
I was rolling when he presented that.
its brilliant because its actually Edvard Munch, but done kid style.
Kinison wasn't the teacher... so who made that picture?
In the end isn’t all art a cry for help ?
When I first saw it sitting next to the teacher I thought he was going to say it was Sarah’s and that is why he was calling in her parents. But that would have been from a concerned, sane teacher.
Good teacher,shows he cares,about what i have no idea...Thornton Melon😂
hehe lil funny
Wellllllll Mr. Helper........
"Good answer. I like the way you think."
I loved him even more when my girlfriend said that she hated him. She really hated him.
"...While PUSSIES LIKE YOU were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs and listening to those goddamn beatles albums! AHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
A slow burn, waiting for the explosion.
And having a wide open window in a high rise nursery classroom is always a great safety move!🙂
Sam Kinison was my favorite philosopher.
His scream still brings me to tears while laughing.
I watch this after a tough day at preschool, it always makes me smile. He was lost too soon.
Hey there, Stupid Karen, cheer up!
You'll graduate to 1st Grade some sunny day...
👍🏆👍
@@favoritemustard3542 😄
Do you still have to attend preschool for Karen's?
I will start myself. Lol
@@kellysamons1065 I'll invest with you.
Sam and Chris Farley would’ve been gold. Could you imagine the movie they could’ve made together. You’d literally die laughing
1:52 that laugh bruh
Jan Hooks absolutely NAILS the protective Mother role. Sam Kinison is just brutal with his lines. This is one of the most hilarious skits of all time. I love to come back and re-watch it from time to time :)
moi aussi
R.I.P Jan Hooks
YES OR NO? Lol the scream! This is gold.
One of the best skits ever from SNL.
R.I.P., Sam Kinison and Jan Hooks.
"OH!! OHHHHHHHH!!!"
I still remember the irony of Kinison once ridiculing the elderly, that they were "gonna die soon" -- not long before he himself met his untimely death.
Jan had a beautiful smile.
Sam could scream like the wind.
RIP.
No idea why, but, I think of Jan Hooks when I see the Chicago album that had a picture of red high heels on stairs...
That was good! The OHHHHHH! heehee
Damn didn't realize she had passed.
27 years dead and he STILL wrecks the place like nobody ever did or has Since!
Love the ending lol 😆
"I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work, going up against Charlie!!"
The vets get it, they would rather have had M1s.
From "Back to School".
“While Pussies like you were back here partying , doing drugs, putting headbands on, listening to the goddamn Beatles albums!!!
Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
I JUST realized how much Cartman reminds me of Kinison.
Now that you've pointed it out I see it too. An adult Cartman.
@@joshportnoy8102 Naw. Farley's too sweet.
Definitely is Cartman if he grew up and started doing coke.
He was based off of Adolf Hitler, Archie Bunker and I think there might have been a serial killer in the mix as well from what I read years ago and I think there are quite a few more..Kinison totally fits the bill.
cringe zoomer 🤮🤮🤮 💩🗑
That drawing of The Scream!!!! 😂😂😂
4:07 I drew a sign just like that as a kid for real.
If I did I would have left out that little nugget of history. Now you just put on the internet, wre it will live forever. Apparently Sarah really was stupid 🤦
😶 This world couldn't handle Kinison.
@@claytonbouldin9381 You can't cancel Kinison. He won't allow it.
@Papa Wilson sam was a real sicko. thankfully he is no longer with us.
@@babymammoth34 He exposed the American id. We would do well to examine it.
@@salamanca1954 He exposed nothing but his own prejudice and ignorance and sleaze.
@@babymammoth34 That's one opinion.
Sam Kinison is sorely missed.
Was blessed to see him in concert
What a performance by Sam! He was my all-time favorite comedian and l was heartbroken when he died. Just brilliant. Rest in peace, genius
Jan Hooks and Sam Kinison are so missed. Hooks was underrated. I absolutely love Kevin Nealon. SNL with this cast was amazing. Phil Hartman (RIP) Mike Myers Chris Farley, Chris Rock on and on! The amount of amazing talent on that line up late 80s into the 1990s was incredible.
Rest in peace, Jan Hooks and Sam Kinison. We will never forget you!
@Quid Malmborg Jan was very lovely lady, loved her eyes and radiant smile--she is so missed--cancer took her too soon
@@michaelsix9684
Jan used to do a great impersonation of Tammy Faye Bakker.
We need Sam Kineson here to slap sum sense into the trumpers!!
@Quid Malmborg Jan looks lovely in this blue dress, she is so missed
Don't forget Rodney Dangerfield. They were good friends.
Sam Kinison was hysterical
In just about everything he did!
There are a lot of great comics out there today. And a lot of them are hilarious. But no stand up comic could make me laugh the way Sam Kinison made me laugh. Miss him!
This is bloody sublime, Sam was just brilliant
Sam Kinnison in "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield is also a classic!! I think SK maybe missed his calling as a comic and should have been a teacher or college professor!! 😁
He actually started off as a preacher before becoming a comedian!
That was my favorite!
Rodney was the last comedian I ever thought would make a good actor but he chose the right roles for him and the results were great.
Great answer, i like the way you think
You mean he missed his calling as a teacher. He became a comic so he answered that call.
"HELP PLEASE" Cute painting.
Sammy you’re truly one of a kind ! I laugh so fn hard when we first listened to him, we can never tire of a great comedian and laughs from the gut! RIP SAM
Sam always pegged his fun meter to max!
Kinison has to be the only host I've seen NOT looking at the queue cards off to the side.
As a former pastor he was probably good at memorizing sermon/script….. and he probably didn’t give a fuck about what they wanted him to say, anything he would improvise would be ten times better (even back then)….. I hope he found eternal happiness.
thats Sam. he made this scit funny. notice its the same scit in Back To School with rodney dangerfield. Sam amended the script. and his timming for the punch dead on. nobody- not carlin, williams or the dice delivers the punch like Kinison. a natural
Kevin Bacon is another one
cue cards. a cue is a signal given, a queue is a line you wait in.
And a “scit” isn’t anything. It’s SKIT.
Rip sam kinison! Died in 92 in a car crash when i was a hs senior, i still miss his loud mouth to this day! Rip and be with the angels.
Sam & his wife were killed by a drunk driver on their honeymoon.
@@danwhitaker9168 - his wife survived.
Hysterical video - Sam Kinison was one of the best stand-up comedians and he left us way too soon.
Classic. Thanks Sam!
Kinison's friends must have had a blast with him...the slow build up to the explosion must have been a great time.
His whole family was...and STILL is a blast!! 👍 Great people for real!! 👍
*"You see that up there? Can you tell me what that is?"*
*"The Sun"*
*"Yeah, yeah could you settle a bet for me Kebler uh, do you see a smiley face on it?"* 😂🤣😂🤣
I always loved when Sam Kinison screamed, took a breath, and then screamed again. It's like, 'hey, that FIRST scream didn't adequately express my outrage..."
At the 2:17 mark..He almost slips up and says she's fucking stupid
This episode aired a few months after “Back to School” came out. He’s even wearing the same jacket!!
It's not the same one. It's a lighter shade.
@@sha11235 maybe the jacket just faded because he never took it off.😐
A comedy double whammy!
I knew Sam. He was a very sensitive and sweet person.
How did you know him!?
@@EPrimeify I met him with friends at a comedy club when he was just starting out. I was there to see a friend perform. The same night Robin Williams came in and jumped on stage with them and fooled around for two hours. I feel so lucky to have been there then. We all went to breakfast (sans Robin Williams) and thus began my friendship with Sam.
Me too
I admired Sam because, with great passion he said, if you really want to help starving people in some far away place, send them a moving truck.
Me too.
I remember seeing Sam do a joke about how when he was little everyone in his family had jobs they had to do. When they had a family picnic he was supposed to make the iced tea. He screamed at his parents...."I'M 5 YEARS OOOOOOLD!!!!! I DON'T WANNA MAKE THE ICED TEA!"
Precious.
5:07
BEST part.
I think the ending should have gone: "He said our daughter is stupid!" Dana: "You mean Stupid Sarah?"
Nice
I'm not sure. The ending did need something, but how could you properly bring it home after that freakout?
He sort of implies that in a way. Might have been funny to have Dana do it like Sam did.
Lmao
An "Out the Windy Triple Lindy" attempty, whilst farting the Gospel, out his Butt Hohhhh ooohhhhhle, with the late "Super Dave" Osborne (Bob Einstein), as Stunt Dive Judge and "Kinces" (the Cat who could Dive), as Teachers Pet/"Kin"dred Spirit Animal or some such nonces, just fur fun and Mom and Dad deciding to turn Sare into a "Melon Patch Kid" (they're not Adopted. They're Abandoned!), would have added much words for me to Type, just now.
Reminds me of his role in back to school.
It's probably a takeoff on Turgeson, that character.
I love that you can still see where he landed out the window. :P
Smart and well adjusted Sarah! Thank you Mr. Carl Best for your candor!
He is one of my all time favorites of comedians.... and this is exactly why...
This was a funny skit when it aired and it's still funny. Kinison was a funny, funny man. One of the real greats. And we know what happens to all the greats. RIP, Sir.
SAM KINISON, rest easy legend. Respect, respect, respect! 💪💪💪
The Help Please drawing is PRICELESS!
Finally a teacher who calls it the way he sees it !!
Watch back to school
OHHH, OHHHHHHH!
when SNL was still so special cuz the CHURCH LADY had us in stitches!
@@BrianCarnevaleB26 LOL Sam Kinison should have been a guest on Church Chat, as in being an interviewee!
This is exactly how i would do a teacher/parent interview if i won the lottery and didn't care at all.
Sam’s timing and Delivery! The mother is great. That face, is priceless! The father, finally had him enough.
Sam Kinison was one of the funniest men ever. Left us way too soon. May he rest in eternal peace.
It’s great to see such an empathetic, supportive teacher. He is also great with the students and parents. I wish that I had teachers like him.
Sometime around 1987 (I think) I saw Kinison live at the Beacon Theater in New York City. His show was so wild I wondered if I was gonna get out of there with my life.
And then the teacher went on to have Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"
this skit is an obvious tribute to Turgeson in Back to School. Hilarious!
"Well, I didn't know you wanted to get involved with the discussion, Mr. Helper. “
He did this after Back to School came out.
@@ChristopherFreezeYT LOL
The late Jan Hooks and the late Sam Kinison.
Truth is, given time, we'll all join then.
I'd say it was early...
Why is that your focus, Sarah?
I do not think it is right to discuss their tardiness. Especially since both of them are dead.
And the punctual Kevin Nealon.
Lmao I love how it always come back to Vietnam in the end.
About spit out my drink when he said "I think it's because shes so stupid" LOL
A comic genius who left us way way too early
God bless Sam
Sam is an absolute legend.
“Here, is my son’s painting, look at it, look at the detail, look at it.” 🙄😅
that painting is worth money today
🤣
@@michaelsix9684 it was worth money even then.
He is right because it's a profound kid version of Scream by Edvard Munch.
"Buried Alive!", one of my favorite children books.
This is about the era I would have been in Kindergarten. To think I could have had Sam Kinison as my teacher!
They play that silence perfectly at 1:43
Kinnison in top form. Although scripted, he knows where and when to go in to his lunatic act by the rhythm of the sketch and it totally works.
Yep, great observation! His escalation was seamless. Of course that was his shtick for a long time.
Without the cursing and extreme screaming his straight forward psychotic humor is original. Almost a fusion of Carlin and Rickles!!!
The "oh OhHHHH" part always got me
It's great to see a comedian who actually cares about comedy
the laugh in the background got me rolling.
man, this is awesome. actually acting rather than reading from queue cards too
man, this is awesome. actually acting rather than reading from queue cards too
Like number "69 dude"!!!!
@@jimschleck2700 wait, why did you repeat the comment above you?
man, this is awesome. actually acting rather than reading from queue cards too
@@cryptonewbie2041 😐 what is going on.
6:18, You can clearly see he only fell 1 foot 😀😀😀
Did you expect him to fall from a second story window?
LOL
@@tomv5988 Right! He's not a stuntman, he's an F'ing dirty comic!
I love Sam Kinison. He makes me smile 😊
This is pretty good. The professor role on Back to School was one of my favorites of his.
I love how Jan Hooks just loses it laughing at 5:12, and hides behind Kevin and tucks her face behind her shoulder to stay in character.
What's brilliant is that there's yet another drawing of the sun with a smiley face on it on the other wall.