Expend4bles Is An Embarrassing Wet Fart

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @tallulahbeaverhausen4382
    @tallulahbeaverhausen4382 Год назад +8039

    Megan Fox as an expendable is as credible as Cardi B as a SWAT team leader.

    • @thehitherto5348
      @thehitherto5348 Год назад +367

      Meg Ryan as a helicopter pilot is still my favorite example of such mis-casting.

    • @kostastube2010
      @kostastube2010 Год назад +185

      Don't give them ideas!!!

    • @arafat2924
      @arafat2924 Год назад +238

      I remember her from Transformers, obviously and never seen or heard of her again till this movie
      just what the hell has she been up to for the last twenty(?) years

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +407

      ​@@arafat2924drinking blood and making her kids crossdress.

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 Год назад +194

      Reminds me of riahnah in BATTLESHIP. It just takes away from the character because you know they can't really do much.

  • @blacknexus7518
    @blacknexus7518 Год назад +446

    Expendables 3 handing it off for "the new generation" was without a doubt the death of it. A bunch of nobodies taking over for the icons was destined to fail. The whole point of The Expendables was watching a group of aged mercs at the end of their run but they just won't put the horse down.

    • @dawoodwilliams3652
      @dawoodwilliams3652 Год назад +65

      Facts, the whole appeal of the Expendables was the old guys

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls Год назад +5

      Exactly.

    • @jabronisauce6833
      @jabronisauce6833 Год назад +9

      Yea who dafuq would’ve watched the ass movies without those stars all those stars made it enjoyable.

    • @ikwilgeenkanaalzeur
      @ikwilgeenkanaalzeur Год назад +17

      Yeah part 2 was fantastic, humor, old heroes having fun, part 3 had some wrestling people but man the action story and everything was subpar.

    • @ryanwood6754
      @ryanwood6754 Год назад +2

      it could have worked but it was poorly done. Barley any good action with the violence toned down, most the young ones were either killed or just crap and mel gibson was severely under used.

  • @jonathankozenko
    @jonathankozenko Год назад +951

    The thing that annoyed me was that the movie has both Tony Jaa and Mike Mohler (an amazing and completely unknown martial artist from Germany) but both went almost completely unused. At least Iko Uwais, from The Raid films, was put to decent use here, but the fact that he and Tony Jaa were in the same location, and on opposite sides of the conflict, and didn't feature a fight between the two is just criminal

    • @erroneous6947
      @erroneous6947 Год назад +78

      Agreed, very underused.

    • @arafat2924
      @arafat2924 Год назад +73

      just... how???
      a fight between these two ( at least halfway competently choreographed, that is) would get bums in seats by itself

    • @redinthesky1
      @redinthesky1 Год назад +45

      Its painful to think what martial arts movie we could have gotten out of these guys instead

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Год назад

      For me, it's that there is always so much distracting CGI and bad green screens that took away from some of the effectiveness of replicating action from "a bygone era". It's more taking the action stars of old and putting them into the hurdles of the 00s effects.

    • @viktorvaughn7341
      @viktorvaughn7341 Год назад

      Yeah but you know what a waste of money it would be to have old these expensive old fucks sit around while we filmed competent action scene with competent actors/stunmen ~The Studio

  • @amandak.4254
    @amandak.4254 Год назад +207

    My dad took my brother and me to see this movie over the weekend. We knew within the first ten minutes that it was going to be bad, but we decided to sit through it anyway. I wish we hadn't.

    • @viniciusvalois2634
      @viniciusvalois2634 Год назад +11

      I felt the same in 2017, when I went to the movies to see the very first movie of Rey Skywalker. The final hit on the coffin nail was the scene inside the Millenium Falcon in which Rey throws a tantrum just to say "NOT OF YOUR BUSINESS!" when Finn innocently asks if she had any boyfriend.

    • @amandak.4254
      @amandak.4254 Год назад +4

      @@viniciusvalois2634 That sucks. Kudos to you for sitting through that pile of yeast. I got it from my library and even then I couldn't bring myself to finish it.

    • @viniciusvalois2634
      @viniciusvalois2634 Год назад

      @@amandak.4254, if my advice fits, please incinerate this shitty thing and throw the ashes into the sea, for good measure.

    • @hanc37
      @hanc37 Год назад

      I've better straight to DVD movie.

    • @bluetooth2677
      @bluetooth2677 Год назад +2

      I walk out half way through

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Год назад +2213

    I think the franchise peaked at 2, it has everything, cheese, cameo, shoot outs, a simple story with a simple villain, played by the amazing JCVD, and the airport shoot out with chuck, arnold and willis, can't get better than that

  • @edwardgreenjr167
    @edwardgreenjr167 Год назад +2612

    I didn't think Megan Fox could play anything more unconvincing than being a competent mother, but here we are.

    • @Bozzemoggel
      @Bozzemoggel Год назад +109

      she might be a convincing zombie, just leave the makeup at home xD

    • @takkie4064
      @takkie4064 Год назад +188

      competent mother? didnt she force her kids to be trans?

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Год назад +1

      @user-zv7cs7xe1x Just bc she was hot
      FTFY

    • @StayTrueToThySELF
      @StayTrueToThySELF Год назад +203

      She did and it's disgusting.
      She should be thrown in jail because of child abuse.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow Год назад +45

      Transing her kids.

  • @timmoman
    @timmoman Год назад +379

    "They look like they desperately want to be somewhere else" - a good description for almost every actor nowdays

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +10

      Like Bruce Willis in his recent movies.

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral Год назад +22

      Willis at least had the excuse of his dementia and other health issues forcing him into early retirement@@GamerFrisco

    • @MeatCatCheesyBlaster
      @MeatCatCheesyBlaster Год назад +9

      @@GamerFriscoBruce Willis doesn't know where he wants to be

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Год назад +1

      Certainly for any franchise actor. Take the money and run.

    • @vormina9808
      @vormina9808 Год назад +2

      I get sad seeing actors I've loved over the years appearing in such modern garbage like Morgan Freeman, John Cusack, Denzel Washington, and Charlize Theron.

  • @asmosisyup2557
    @asmosisyup2557 Год назад +97

    The only reason the expendables worked is because the cast was made up of people that normally were the "main cast" all by themselves, so seeing them all together in one movie was amazing, regardless of what the movie was. It could have been a single long shot of a dinner party and it still would have been entertaining.
    If your sidelining them in favor of "new blood" you've completely missed why the franchise was popular in the first place.

  • @nukiesduke6868
    @nukiesduke6868 Год назад +1666

    Man Megan Fox having a midlife crisis and ruining her face with all the plastic is a huge bummer.

    • @AntiJewluminatiDwarf
      @AntiJewluminatiDwarf Год назад +50

      "shes" a man, thats her probably. Gets harder to hide with age

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 Год назад +339

      she used to be an absolutely beautiful woman in her Transformers 2 era

    • @nukiesduke6868
      @nukiesduke6868 Год назад +8

      @@jamescarr1265 I mean she's gotten plastic surgery numerous times. When she first started out in the industry she was like just a slightly above average 6.5 to 7 (5 being avg on this scale) then she got surgery the first time around and that surgeon deserves a prize for how well he did. So she shot up to like a 9. Sadly she didn't stop there and that's when she got more, which made her look fake and plastic and it dropped her down. She shouldn't have had any work done past what you said, the Transformer era. I'm betting she's had implants too. Feels bad.

    • @poeticsilence047
      @poeticsilence047 Год назад +82

      @@jamescarr1265 before that too in Two and a Half Men

    • @A_Random_Ghost
      @A_Random_Ghost Год назад +49

      @@CcReap3r Can't be too sure nowadays... /s

  • @docsavage8640
    @docsavage8640 Год назад +1152

    It's pretty hilarious that (1) they're pretending Megan Fox was an action star and (2) they're pretending Megan Fox was ever more than a flavor of the month 10 or 15 years ago.

    • @AntiJewluminatiDwarf
      @AntiJewluminatiDwarf Год назад +12

      at least "shes" a man, there's that, also he's in mk 1 as nitara, the powers that be are pushing him hard for some reason

    • @callmeviper7723
      @callmeviper7723 Год назад +11

      But… she’s MGK’s girlfriend!

    • @justateddybear951
      @justateddybear951 Год назад

      @@callmeviper7723 I always thought he was her boyfriend lol guys a total Who

    • @afa1515
      @afa1515 Год назад

      Megan Fox actually lost her career cause she told Harvey Weinstein to fuck off and didn‘t accept some hollywood bullshit. Not a big fan either, but she‘s one of the few people with a honest character in Hollywood.

    • @gregoryporch8395
      @gregoryporch8395 Год назад +47

      ​@@callmeviper7723She's dating Eminem's "Killshot"?

  • @johnsmith3085
    @johnsmith3085 Год назад +1336

    One of the greatest moments of my life was the moment in the first movie when Arnold, Sly, and Willis shared the same screen. The theater erupted in cheers, I grew a third testicle, and my girlfriend left the auditorium pregnant.

    • @paultrouskie1825
      @paultrouskie1825 Год назад +73

      Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

    • @busterzigler7530
      @busterzigler7530 Год назад +18

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @outbackgearforu
      @outbackgearforu Год назад +74

      When the comments entertain better than the movie

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Год назад +29

      I always laughed at that scene. How in the hell are they all the same height? Stallone is shorter than my brother and he is 5' 7". Arnold is about 6' now.

    • @kalemdor1667
      @kalemdor1667 Год назад +28

      Plot twist. The child wasn't yours 😮

  • @theguyswann
    @theguyswann Год назад +326

    Expendables missed a huge opportunity to close out a series in a blaze of glory.
    You’ve got the most iconic crew of decades past action stars for peak built-in attachment from their audience. How epic would it have been to raise the stakes by roping everyone in on one last mission that is deeply personal to the characters somehow, and gets them all together for one last hoorah - not because they are being ordered to or paid, but because they need to for each other. Then one by one you have them die for each other as we get closer to the completion of the most important mission that is able to turn mercenaries who may have questioned their choices and how they lived their lives, into true heroes who know exactly why they risk everything. Each having the opportunity to reflect before their send off. Then conclude with Stallone, the last “expendable,” ultimately succeeding in an epic “nothing to lose” final moment where he dies but saves the day.
    To get to see these titans of action film history to come back and then each get their moment in sacrifice of something greater would just be awesome. And it was honestly the first thing I imagined when I saw the series, what a perfect way to bring weight to “passing the torch” to the next generation of action stars.
    AND they literally had the name “Expendables,” which would have been even more fitting, *Expend them* at the completion of the trilogy damnit. And if this HAD been what happened in Expendables 3, who WOULDN’T have gone to see it? Seriously?
    But no, we got the same “risk nothing,” shallow crap wet fart movie one would expect to see from a company like Disney. Instead of seeing something epic with a clear goal & conclusion - just like the great action films of the 80s and 90s - we got the equivalent of a shitty TV show that had no idea what to do after the first season, and so they just kept stretching it for as long as they could with cheap threads, washed out copies of other story lines, and nothing remotely novel until it just withers away into nothing and is totally forgotten. What an insult to what these characters represent for a generation.

    • @wookie8890
      @wookie8890 Год назад +13

      I started reading this comment with the intention of finishing it, as with most comments, until I clicked read more and realized it was an entire dissertation 😂

    • @zackerythomas3675
      @zackerythomas3675 Год назад +8

      Jeez!!! Too much and too long to read. Unnecessary just like a part four of the movie.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 Год назад +27

      Someone whose not too lazy to read when someone is 100% on the mark. Heck that is what 3 should've been, it got really boring and forced+rushed when the "replacement crew" came in. 1-2 I still enjoy but I don't ever want to see 3-4 ever again. Also "Expendables" should've definitely meant "expendable." The amount of characters who are basically not allowed to die was an incredibly stupid choice. When anyone can just be fine 5 minutes later or skip a film and be fine how is anyone supposed to keep invested?

    • @theguyswann
      @theguyswann Год назад +3

      @@zackerythomas3675 Hahaha Touche'

    • @theguyswann
      @theguyswann Год назад

      You're missing out, it is totally worth it 😂@@wookie8890

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 Год назад +664

    This happens to pretty much every franchise that returns after a ten year absence. The thrill, the spark, it fades because the creators either lose touch with the original essence or never understood it in the first place.

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 Год назад +38

      Yet Puss in Boots 2 came back swinging harder than most of the previous entries in the Shrek universe

    • @steviegbcool
      @steviegbcool Год назад +40

      The problem was the expendlble films were not even good to begin with. They were just a novelty that wore off.

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 Год назад +9

      @@steviegbcool yeah they were pretty expendable
      (Just a joke, I haven’t actually seen the movies)

    • @Bozzemoggel
      @Bozzemoggel Год назад +12

      true, it needs more than just 10 years to make a masterpiece like Mad Max: Fury Road :D

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Год назад +16

      "because the creators either lose touch with the original essence or never understood it in the first place.'
      You are assuming that there are creators involved in the process. Long breaks between sequels usually means it's purely a money decision. The studio simply dust off an established brand, throw a formula script at it and some past-their-prime actors desperate for a job and profit.
      Everyone involved knows it's going to suck but it keeps everyone's bills paid.

  • @jmcclain8237
    @jmcclain8237 Год назад +451

    Not having people like Kurt Russell, Nic Cage, Carl Weathers, and yes, Sigourney Weaver not in these films is bizarre.

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 Год назад +26

      Just play BroForce!

    • @quiver5756
      @quiver5756 Год назад +65

      Sigourney sould play the lead role in a female spinoff of the series, with Linda Hamilton and Milla Jovovich.

    • @stanedgie5910
      @stanedgie5910 Год назад

      @@quiver5756 add Cynthia Rothrock, Kate Beckinsale and Angelina Jolie and i think you might be on to something decent.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin Год назад +6

      @@quiver5756 Let's call it either Boon Squad or The Expandables.

    • @ArionNoble
      @ArionNoble Год назад +25

      I hadn't even thought of adding the Alien Queen. That would be historic.

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 Год назад +1608

    You know a franchise is about to die when they bring in Megan Fox

    • @tychodragon
      @tychodragon Год назад +138

      kill movies harder than relationships

    • @michaelalexander5048
      @michaelalexander5048 Год назад +118

      At least it wasn't Ruby Rose

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Год назад

      @@michaelalexander5048 When you absolutely, positively need a grouchy, self absorbed lesbian to ruin a film or tv series call on ole Ruby Rose.

    • @biffbutowski2447
      @biffbutowski2447 Год назад +73

      At least it wasn’t cardiB

    • @everyone1liesd459
      @everyone1liesd459 Год назад +22

      @@michaelalexander5048 Tbf Rose is more realistic since she has done a lot of action stuff before

  • @life_of_riley88
    @life_of_riley88 Год назад +125

    Glad to see that this franchise, unable to wrangle Sensei Segal, has just decided to stoop to his level of filmmaking.

    • @TheWatcherxx99
      @TheWatcherxx99 Год назад +3

      If you make it he will come

    • @Teh69thSpartan
      @Teh69thSpartan Год назад +2

      He was supposed to be in the 1st Expendables, but he refused.

    • @kevinfinnerty8414
      @kevinfinnerty8414 Год назад +6

      Seagal’s the Man. Best 80’s and 90’s action star. Next to Arnold.

    • @IvanYurdec
      @IvanYurdec Год назад

      Disney Plus redoing "boring" ECHO series cutting Ezra Miller parody, MMIW, what Skin Walking is and where the missing Native American women went

    • @Willows4040
      @Willows4040 Год назад +7

      Hahaha never forget the time Segal got choked out and shit himself 😂

  • @jordibarguno
    @jordibarguno Год назад +582

    Biggest disappointment is that throughout production there were sooo many amazing names attached like Pierce Brosnan, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Hulk Hogan, etc. It could have been legendary. What a missed opportunity.

    • @mrpersonality3497
      @mrpersonality3497 Год назад +68

      Seriously. Pierce Brosnan was a frightening bad guy in "Don't Talk To Strangers". He would have made an excellent Expendables villain.

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf Год назад +86

      Bro Clint Eastwood is 93 years old. The guy is a legend but I don't want to see him in any movie anymore plz.

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 Год назад +16

      They knew, they ALL knew it was going to be trash. So they didn't get the budget.

    • @Noname15514
      @Noname15514 Год назад +11

      @@Micha-qv5uf From what I heard, Clint was rumored to play Stallone's character dad.

    • @walker1984
      @walker1984 Год назад +11

      ​@Micha-qv5uf he could have been worked in like Chuck Norris and it would have been fine

  • @imsteph21
    @imsteph21 Год назад +1298

    As soon as I saw Megan Fox was in it, I knew it would be a flop.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Год назад

      Them botocks are so distracting that it's embarrassing that the weridos at Hollywood are still trying to make it seem like she's still hot.

    • @kevins4213
      @kevins4213 Год назад +43

      It was terrible. So horribly terrible. The plot looks like they missed all kinds of exposition. I was ten times as disappointed when I saw COVID Wranglers in the credits

    • @MisterNumber6
      @MisterNumber6 Год назад +62

      same lol wonder who she slept with to get the role...

    • @jerbear7952
      @jerbear7952 Год назад +24

      You just can't handle good acting. She's the female equivalent of Gary Oldman.

    • @micklaws5520
      @micklaws5520 Год назад +53

      @@jerbear7952Oh…..Ok

  • @joeschmoe3665
    @joeschmoe3665 Год назад +932

    For the life of me I will never understand why Megan Fox before the age of 35 felt the need for plastic surgery

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow Год назад

      Or get with a weirdo like MGK to be a couple of freaks pushing their insane sh*t on her children.

    • @PoisonousPen
      @PoisonousPen Год назад +224

      I don’t know why anyone felt the need for Megan Fox 🤷‍♂️

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq Год назад +2

      Many more will come, until she will look worse, than Michael Jackson...

    • @EagleEye517
      @EagleEye517 Год назад +41

      ​@@PoisonousPenwell said

    • @russrandolph
      @russrandolph Год назад +183

      I guess all that blood drinking just wasn't doing the trick.

  • @josephbrady711
    @josephbrady711 Год назад +23

    "I think i can smell shite"
    Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @iggs67
    @iggs67 Год назад +796

    Seeing Megan Fox in it with expensive makeup and perfect hair - it doesn't get any worse.

    • @soshady9572
      @soshady9572 Год назад

      Worse - it could have been Lizzo or some other woke, body positive fatty.

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +23

      Makeup made from suffering animals

    • @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173
      @robertbobbypelletreaujr2173 Год назад +58

      ​@@GamerFriscocollagen harvested fromaborted humans..

    • @yololoyo7379
      @yololoyo7379 Год назад +4

      Exactly

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 Год назад +25

      That make up doesn't look expensive. There is just a lot of it.

  • @MrArbaras
    @MrArbaras Год назад +143

    Megan Fox being an Expendable makes me think the person who pitched the idea has no idea what makes them the Expendables. It's supposed to be a throwback series that celebrates the action heroes of an older generation. In other words, the opposite of Megan Fox

    • @supertrendymoneymaker0722
      @supertrendymoneymaker0722 Год назад +21

      Since they picked a young woman like Megan Fox, why not Scarlet Johansson who is known to do her own stunts? She was in Black Widow, Lucy, Ghost In The Shell, and most of her action movie career as an Avenger! Cmon man!!!! Even Angeline Jolie would have made way more sense than Megan Fox! Even Maggie Q who is so underrated man! She was Nikita! Megan Fox only success was Jennifer's Body. The issue with her is the fact that she is not trying to act good at all. 50 Cent had better days as Kanon from Power, but this has got to be his worse performance that will even make J Rule his rapper enemy laugh!

    • @Enemyoftheparasite
      @Enemyoftheparasite Год назад

      man *@@supertrendymoneymaker0722

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer Год назад +1

      ​@@supertrendymoneymaker0722 If Maggie Q was in it I would have watched this film in a heartbeat!

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Год назад +14

      I mean, where are the likes of Angelina Jolie, Linda Hamilton, Sigourney Weaver or Michelle Yeoh? I would have believed them.

    • @quintusaquila34
      @quintusaquila34 Год назад +5

      @@TimoRutanen Funny enough, after the second Expendables movie Stallone tried to put together a female led Expendables spinoff that would've included Hamilton, Weaver, and Yeoh as well as Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale. But the movie never materialized.

  • @haschwell2757
    @haschwell2757 Год назад +461

    I'm convinced that if Megan Fox was in the first Predator movie she would somehow still have perfect hair and makeup by the end of the film.

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf Год назад +13

      I mean the movie has a "megan fox-like" character. It would have been a good role for her. Unimportant and with little screen time.

    • @smokejaguarsix7757
      @smokejaguarsix7757 Год назад +6

      If by perfect you mean being made out of plastic and silicone.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 Год назад +7

      ​@@nathananderson3355
      She's always had that unsettling look about her.

    • @unvaxxeddoomerlife6788
      @unvaxxeddoomerlife6788 Год назад +7

      She could have escaped from Shawshank prison and still had perfect hair and makeup.

    • @Bozzemoggel
      @Bozzemoggel Год назад +2

      to be honest: Arnie had perfect hair and "makeup" at the end xD

  • @jasonstclair1329
    @jasonstclair1329 Год назад +7

    Very disappointed Sly wasn’t able to film the next Tulsa King season this year 😢 and left with this train wreck to fill the gap .

  • @LailandiAdventures
    @LailandiAdventures Год назад +488

    It probably would be more entertaining seeing them all in a old folks home that gets targeted by the government.
    *Edit* everyone is telling me that's the plot of RED, why wasn't I notified?!

    • @Life_Is_Torture0000
      @Life_Is_Torture0000 Год назад +56

      Hmmm...you know, that might actually work as a concept. At least it's an original idea.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown Год назад +78

      RED

    • @strategery101
      @strategery101 Год назад +15

      I hope the hollyweird strike lasts forever

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен Год назад

      Rambo 5?

    • @Dirtnasty420
      @Dirtnasty420 Год назад +17

      I would watch the fuck out of old 90s action stars in one retirement home defending it from mobsters or something

  • @bottomlefto
    @bottomlefto Год назад +360

    I can't believe they got Iko Uwais from The Raid and still managed to have lackluster fights. You'd have to be trying to fail when you got him and still mess up.

    • @robw4623
      @robw4623 Год назад +75

      AND Tony Jaa…

    • @evalonia
      @evalonia Год назад +72

      THAT was the biggest dissapointment from the movie. I was waiting for that end fight-scene where Iko comes and kicks some ass. But then he's beatne within a minute and dies. What a waste of talent. They could have done Iko vs Tony for 10 minutes, and it would have made the film 10x better.

    • @seansimmons73
      @seansimmons73 Год назад +28

      evalonia- Yeah, but that disappointment is in EVERY expendable' movie. In the second one, they had Jean-Claude Van Damme AND Jet Li & didn't even have them meet each other, much less fight

    • @Edwin.Serrano
      @Edwin.Serrano Год назад +8

      I work to watch that movie with my date, I was so disappointed they didn't use Ikonas much as he deserved it

    • @weasle5022
      @weasle5022 Год назад

      Not sure what the go is with him, he's done some terrible movies. Great actor and choreographer though

  • @Porkslap83
    @Porkslap83 Год назад +478

    Mickey Rourke did more acting in 5 minutes in the first Expendables movie than any of the actors, in all 4 movies, have done. His scene where he's talking about the lady jumping off the bridge and he just walks away... you can feel that scene, you can see him seeing it over and over again.

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 Год назад +29

      Fantastic scene.

    • @jimmysandonato3403
      @jimmysandonato3403 Год назад +9

      Facts

    • @edwardwilliammorris1340
      @edwardwilliammorris1340 Год назад +5

      Spot on .

    • @Ziel23987
      @Ziel23987 Год назад +17

      Rourke is great in general. Have you seen "The Last Outlaw"? He single-handedly carrier that film.

    • @johnblackrose
      @johnblackrose Год назад +4

      And the way his voice cracks and so on. You can feel that he regrets not saving the one life he couldve

  • @kickstartkrew9924
    @kickstartkrew9924 Год назад +59

    I recently watched Fast-X. Same premise, big dumb ludicrous action sequences, corny dialogue. However the cast being heavily invested and having a blast with it was the difference maker that had you rolling along with the insanity of it

  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 Год назад +464

    Seems like Megan Fox knows how to Star in disappointments

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Год назад +66

      Seems after Transformers her entire career is being held by typecasting lol

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад

      Dunno why TF he put her in there. She's a lefty psychopath. Probably messed up all the filming vibe.

    • @AncestorEmpire1
      @AncestorEmpire1 Год назад

      @@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r ever since she apologized for calling Bay and Spielberg “Nazis”

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 Год назад +103

      The problem is her looks can only carry her so far, and they're clearly fading. I don't know what she did to her face but she's starting to resemble Madona and not in a good way.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Год назад +22

      ​@beowulfsrevenge4369 it's deem cheeks and lips dude, they're so distracting

  • @Kopp203
    @Kopp203 Год назад +757

    Fox is a classic - and a frequently all too common example - of someone in the media industry being able to grift a lucrative living at something they are quite clearly absolutely terrible at.

    • @kevinogill6726
      @kevinogill6726 Год назад +27

      Yup. That'd be a great "list" Fox, Kristen Stewart, Sam Worthington, Michael Pare, ...

    • @bluesage4329
      @bluesage4329 Год назад +30

      Did you notice her voice acting in Mk1?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад +34

      @@bluesage4329 How could you NOT notice her voice acting in MK1

    • @bluesage4329
      @bluesage4329 Год назад +18

      @@LordVader1094 It was so bad. I honestly didn't know she was the VA. But later I saw in a comment section that Megan Fox voices nitara. It was awful

    • @nolongeramused8135
      @nolongeramused8135 Год назад +37

      Ah, but remember how smoking hot she was in the Transformer movies? She should have just stopped right then because "smoking hot" was all she had going for her - certainly can't act.

  • @Mythos91Tube
    @Mythos91Tube Год назад +176

    The worst thing about the 3rd film was the watered down violence to get that "sweet" 12A\PG-13 rating thinking they would get a larger audience, it killed the franchise for me and I think for others too. Part of its appeal was the throwback to the over the top violence in 80's and early 90's action flicks.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Год назад +2

      Sucks because Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas is giving their best and acting circles around everyone else in a film that does not deserve it at all.

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +13

      Couldn't agree more. Wesley Snipes must be ashamed to be in it. More than anything he's done in his life before

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 Год назад +1

      Wasn't that more on Chuck Norris since he refused to be in an R rated movie?

    • @Shapershift
      @Shapershift Год назад +6

      @@mr.awesome6011 Chuck Norris wasn't on Expendables 3.

    • @Mythos91Tube
      @Mythos91Tube Год назад

      He was in the second. I think it was profanity not violence that bothered him strangely.@@mr.awesome6011

  • @renz1013
    @renz1013 Год назад +1

    I dont know why but the clip of you saying "what ever" with a scene from the road warrior some how made my day

  • @deepzone31
    @deepzone31 Год назад +78

    Thanks for saving me the time. Your description of 4 could apply equally to 3. I figured this was DOA when they tried to sell me Meghan Fox as a tactical operator. The appeal of the first one was the fact that all those guys could pull off "over the hill operators struggling with what to do with their used up lives".

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +9

      They had Kate Beckinsale, Milla Jovovich, and even Gina Carano, and they still picked passive Mikaela?

    • @activatekruger446
      @activatekruger446 Год назад +2

      More like testical operator lol

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Год назад +207

    The Expendables was a really nice bonding experience for me and my father. He was a big fan of simple, macho action films, starring various actors such as Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jason Statham. So, a film series like The Expendables; a viable excuse to just kick back, relax, and watch a bunch of aging, but still competent action heroes beat up hoards of nameless goons; seemed like a great excuse to get out of the house, go to the movies, and bond over dinner and a conversation about these old movies we used to like, and all the cute little in-jokes and references they made.
    My Dad passed away last August. I will not be going to see The Expendables 4.

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 Год назад +20

      Sorry to hear about your Dad. Yeah, this movie is a no go and no buy.

    • @stanedgie5910
      @stanedgie5910 Год назад +21

      sympathies on your loss, but at least you know you watched the better movies of the expendables with your dad. And i am sure he would not like Expend-4-bles anyway, so we both know he is in a better place not having watched this garbage.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Год назад +2

      Poor dude, did he take the safe and effective clawtShawt?

    • @kendonl.taylor5111
      @kendonl.taylor5111 Год назад +4

      About not seeing Expend4bles.......GOOD!!!!!

    • @Puzzoozoo
      @Puzzoozoo Год назад +7

      Condolences, I lost my Dad a little over 6 years ago, and Mum coming up in Nov to 12 years, and I still miss both of them, but life goes on, and you'll meet your Dad again, as I'll meet my parents again, it's just a matter of time now. As for E4, I won't be seeing it either.

  • @milney
    @milney Год назад +164

    Terry Crews said in an interview that Stallone struggled to get studio backing for Expendables 1 and that it could've ended up as a direct-to-DVD release as a result
    Sounds like Expendables 4 is what they'd feared Expendables 1 would be

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin Год назад +8

      And probably no problem getting studio backing for that one. They'd rather ruin an old formula than try a new one.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Год назад

      @@Dowlphin NuDisney agrees.

    • @filmsceneinvestigation
      @filmsceneinvestigation Год назад +1

      Great summary. They should of stopped after 2….

  • @Picnmo
    @Picnmo Год назад +4

    “Um I think I can smell shite” close up caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuastanko2886
    @joshuastanko2886 Год назад +219

    Just saw this last night with my brother. We were the only ones in the theater and thank God for that. There's no way we could have gotten away with laughing and shit talking as much as we did otherwise. This felt like an independent straight to DVD action flick from 2003. It's right up there with Anaconda and Behind Enemy Lines 6.

    • @nunya5424
      @nunya5424 Год назад +28

      Woah bro you better change that to anaconda 2 search for the blood rose or whatever it was lmao

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад +6

      Anaconda being a cheap movie for TV means nearly everyone has seen it at one point in time.

    • @joshuasolis9054
      @joshuasolis9054 Год назад +11

      Wait there are 6 behind enemy line movies?! I thought it stopped at Colombia 😮

    • @joshuastanko2886
      @joshuastanko2886 Год назад +7

      @@joshuasolis9054 Just an exaggeration. I think there are like 4.

    • @joshuasolis9054
      @joshuasolis9054 Год назад +6

      @@joshuastanko2886 hey at this point, it could've been true lol

  • @billsprestonesq.226
    @billsprestonesq.226 Год назад +173

    I'm personally a fan of Dolph Lundgren, and I'm American. He's really popular in parts of Europe and I can see him as quite a draw there. The clips I've seen of him in Expies 4 look like he's having a blast.
    Also, Terry Crews was threatened by one of the producers that if Crews didn't retract his accusation that he'd been assaulted by a talent agent, then the producer would ruin Crews's career. And 50 Cent mocked Crews for his accusation. So, maybe the plot should've been breaking into a prison to free a famous Hollywood executive who'd been convicted of rape -- because that seems to be the producers view on things.

    • @miks301
      @miks301 Год назад +19

      Did you hear about the burglars that broke into Dolphs house? Yeah they saw his picture and ran away as fast as they could lmao.

    • @enricofriske1696
      @enricofriske1696 Год назад +12

      I can confirm that Dolph was great in my youth (30 years ago in Germany). I also remember Michael Dudikoff.
      Btw David Hasselhoff was big in Germany too so what do we know😂

    • @mercyjokes2d696
      @mercyjokes2d696 Год назад +5

      Dolph Lundgren was once one of the spank bags of my imaginariom (hope others recon me joke from Father Ted and the guy who did the soundtrack, he is great sorry I turned this talent into a masty joke)
      Yeah but Dolph Lundgren is still a hottie.

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf Год назад +1

      I mean action film enthusiasts know him but apart from that he's not really more populpar in Europe than he is in the US.

    • @jasonmartin7137
      @jasonmartin7137 Год назад +4

      @@enricofriske1696 Loved the American Ninja movies when I was kid.

  • @card969
    @card969 Год назад +203

    You know your movie will fail when you get Megan Fox to "act" in it.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin Год назад +11

      And she's the one woman in the main cast and is made the team leader?
      Well, OK, we can give some leeway and assume she is still more believable there than as a hardcore action character, so they wanted some rounded chest with low T in the movie and needed a spot.

    • @fobbitoperator3620
      @fobbitoperator3620 Год назад

      Her face looks like a watermelon after pouring 6.3 gallons of candle wax over it.
      It mean, what the hell is the matter with these goofy Hollyweird jezebells??

    • @paulsuter5816
      @paulsuter5816 Год назад

      99 times out of 100 you're right, but I'd recommend Jennifer's Body and Till Death, where there's a great script and premise, and Megan Fox is great in both films.

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 Год назад +8

      "Acting"? is that what they say she was doing? It looks like they just decided to show us how toxic she is in real life.

    • @lindamagagula7476
      @lindamagagula7476 Год назад +5

      ​@@etsequentia6765I have seen the trailer of The Expendables 4. When I saw Megan fighting and shooting a bad guy in the boat. She hasn't changed since the 2000s. She still has a mean girl personality.

  • @ernestscribbler2608
    @ernestscribbler2608 Год назад

    Hahahahahahahaha! Mate, that was incredible. You're now my go-to guy for all film reviews from here on out.

  • @richardkev3077
    @richardkev3077 Год назад +34

    I'm so glad you spend time watching this dreck so that 1) I don't have to, and 2) you provide a review that is vastly more entertaining than the dreck that passes for movies in today's world.

  • @dcpunisher4781
    @dcpunisher4781 Год назад +95

    The second film was definitely the best because of JCVD. As we all know from one of the most iconic villians in any media format, The Joker - particularly Batman '89 and The Dark Knight - the villains themselves can make or break a film and JCVD was the highlight of the second film.
    I'm not quite sure of any film in which a supporting character ruined the experience, so let's see of Megan Fox can make that happen here.

    • @Turamwdd
      @Turamwdd Год назад

      @@Johnny_Systémique 2 is the best and 3 is my guilty pleasure. While the first one was the most technically sound, it also was the most boring.

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest Год назад +80

    Expendables 1 & 2 had it all from a great script, directors who knew what they were doing and an all-star cast of action legends coming together to show the youngsters how to really do an action film and now it has been reduced to a fart in the wind mixed in with 70 year old stale booze and cheap ass cigars.

  • @9148H2
    @9148H2 Год назад +11

    You know it's been a while since the Drinker said his epic "What the F$ck!" line. Maybe he's saving that for something that's really bad. Hopefully for the next review, because those were hilarious to hear.

  • @bens9422
    @bens9422 Год назад +22

    Does anyone else find the opening credits of T2 better than most films? Seriously the music and grainy picture of traffic gets me every time!

  • @quorrakai
    @quorrakai Год назад +398

    I feel so lucky to have been born in a generation where we had these guys at their prime. JCVD, Chuck Norris, Stallone, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Schwarzenegger, even Seagal ( Above the Law, Under Siege, Marked for Death awesome). Even way before my time, was Bruce Lee. Going to see their films was an event! There really aren't any replacements for these guys and its sad. Tom Cruise is the only true movie star left that has films I really want to see. My husband and I have all the great action flicks on physical media like VHS and DVD and watch them a ton.
    I'm here for the wet fart commentary! 😎

    • @billsprestonesq.226
      @billsprestonesq.226 Год назад +31

      Seagal was always a jerk but his early films were great. I think Keanu Reeves in John Wick did a lot for the action genre, particularly with great antagonists like Donnie Yen and Mark Dacascos.
      Also, Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson were older actors from Westerns who then transitioned to the gun-toting city vigilante -- actors shift genres and I think we'll see all of this again. We've got Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Gosling, Sebastian Stan, and others who can keep the action genre going.

    • @alistairwatson7263
      @alistairwatson7263 Год назад +2

      ​@@billsprestonesq.226also a mention to gareth evans who helped bring iko some deserved recognition, through awesome direction and choreography.

    • @LokiTricksterG
      @LokiTricksterG Год назад +11

      Scott Adkins is the best modern-day action star, but unfortunately, most of his films are straight-to-video (or streaming in this case). Still, he has some fantastic gems like Avengement, Accident Man, and The Debt Collector.

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. Год назад +8

      I was a teen in the 80's, best film era ever, cinema and tv.

    • @shawndashno6022
      @shawndashno6022 Год назад +9

      I'm still hoping Denzel Washington can make Equalizer 3 work. 😂

  • @davidemarsu7098
    @davidemarsu7098 Год назад +611

    Fun fact: Megan Fox was pretty stressed out and low energetic during the shooting of this film because they wouldn't let her drink her favourite human blood on set.
    Allegedly.

    • @Greysky2024
      @Greysky2024 Год назад +20

      She gets a lot of attention for that 😂 a TON of celebs do this lol.

    • @makeitsonumberone1358
      @makeitsonumberone1358 Год назад +16

      AB+ or O? Me i prefer A+ you get a bit more iron.

    • @fortyfour1654
      @fortyfour1654 Год назад +3

      .....also an M T F
      allegedly

    • @ivankuzin8388
      @ivankuzin8388 Год назад +15

      @@PerishtheTHOT-wg1ds That diss track is literally the only thing I know about MGK :D

    • @minners71
      @minners71 Год назад +12

      @@ivankuzin8388 Thankfully I have lived my life and not listened to either.

  • @ProtossExecutor100
    @ProtossExecutor100 Год назад +3

    The thing i loved about the first movie is how both the bad guys and good guys had stacked casts. They had many 1 on 1 fights, Sly vs Stone Cold, Jet Li vs Lundgren, Adkins vs Statham. After a while they just didnt do much to impress or build up the movie.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Год назад +231

    I've never been so happy to forget a movie more than this one. A real shame because Expendables 1 and especially 2 are frigging peak enjoyable action movies that bring the OG's back in a satisfying way. It sucks we could never relive that spark again thanks to 3 and 4 being so shit.

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +9

      3 was disappointing to say the least. Where was the blood in it??

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Год назад +6

      @@GamerFrisco Nope. Not one single drop. This one had blood though, but it didn't save the movie lol

  • @thee_morpheus
    @thee_morpheus Год назад +44

    I started seeing the decline on part 3, it was no longer about the 80s and 90s action stars when they started adding all of these 'new' names that took away from the brand. It was no longer 80s/90s action nostalgia and it started to become your standard B movie bs when they added Rousey, Kellan Lutz, Megan Fox and similar mess.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +5

      Rhonda Rousey was believable, at least. She's a beast and can fight better than most in the cast, besides Jet Li.

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus Год назад +6

      @@morganseppy5180 I agree, and I would def. give her a pass. The point was that the franchise was starting to move away from 80s/90s action icons and add too many names that people really wouldn't pay to see collaborating. The first 2 had base anchors Stallone, Arnie, Willis, Van Damme, Jet Li, Norris that carried the movies, Statham gets a pass because he has carried the action mantle since the early 2000s and has a large fan base. I will give 3 a nod because they put my boy Snipes in there lol

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 Год назад +2

      @@morganseppy5180 Not really... she is an average fighter for a girl; any one of the old man cast would kick her ass... also her "acting" was so laughably bad that it pulls you out of the film. "Expendables 3" was not very good, but Rousey makes it unwatchable.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад

      @@sandman_says_runrunner4701 so you agree that she's a professional fighter. 👍

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +2

      @@thee_morpheus yep, def agree. They carved out a niche, one that I'd argue ppl didn't know they wanted,. And then said, Naaaah lets fall back on filling the movie with young nobodies.

  • @marianov3977
    @marianov3977 Год назад +46

    Incredible how between Mortal 1 Kombat and Expen4bles both coming out I see people comparing Megan Fox's and Rhonda's (voice for M1K)acting, both being bad for stablished franchises, but with Megan always being the worst.
    Truly celebrities of all time

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 Год назад +2

      Are you aslo a fan of The4thSnake?

    • @torment6369
      @torment6369 Год назад +6

      The issue with this with voice acting for a game I think is the voice actor themselves have to have some sort of passion for the work or a good amount of respect for it at least. Look at Mark Hamil as Joker or Gary Oldman as Reznov. Megan just doesn't fit that nitara role. I could probably see her as Cassy maybe, but that's about it. Rhonda's a fighter but not an actor. Then again I blame whoever recorded it and decided it was good.

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon Год назад +1

    They had talks about having The Rock Hulk Hogan or a returning Jean Claude Van Damme playing and identical twin, being the main villain of the story that would had been something a lot better than what we got.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 Год назад +245

    I was shocked Sylvester Stallone was hardly in it, then again he must’ve been embarrassed just like the whole cast

    • @louisenglish8069
      @louisenglish8069 Год назад +12

      Producer credit? Zero work, all the money

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 Год назад +28

      Two words: Cash. Grab.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Год назад

      Nah. It's age more than anything and him coming to terms that he can't keep being in stuff like this forever, so pass the keys to someone else, which clearly isn't working since Statham can only do so much on his own.

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +6

      Stallone is a Mr Crabs unfortunately

    • @BilldeSarse
      @BilldeSarse Год назад +2

      @@GamerFrisco "Aaahhhrrrrr...me moneeeeyyy!"

  • @ethanhunt3242
    @ethanhunt3242 Год назад +21

    Mel and Banderas were the only ones enjoying themselves in the last one. Shocked anyone bothered to make a fourth film.

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 Год назад

      Oddly enough they've always been my favorite parts of that movie. Galgo is hilarious and that part was perfect for AB.

  • @deathstrike
    @deathstrike Год назад +37

    So basically the "4th" movie became the expendaBULLS. Perhaps Seagal could have been bribed with a few Twinkies and a Golden Corral All You Can Eat coupon to waddle in and show those bad guys that shooting actually DOES require you to aim.

    • @mencibenci
      @mencibenci Год назад +7

      bruh I would have loved a seagal waddling cameo

  • @justiniani3585
    @justiniani3585 4 месяца назад +1

    I chuckled at that title. Can't help but imagine it in the context of a business meeting

  • @T.S.Birkby
    @T.S.Birkby Год назад +62

    It could have be worse, they could have cast Steven Seagal in the movie

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity Год назад +8

      That, or Hulk Hogan.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 Год назад +21

      Jeez, just imagine the scenes with Steven Seagal’s body doubles doing everything for him while he sits and mumbles his way through the film

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 made my day

    • @GamerFrisco
      @GamerFrisco Год назад +1

      Thought he might have been in one already. Did they forget about him? Even though he's a knob.

    • @b.chuchlucious5471
      @b.chuchlucious5471 Год назад +10

      He would chew his way through the scenery and the buffet. The Consumables!

  • @danielloewen2857
    @danielloewen2857 Год назад +15

    Thanks drinker, you saved me over an hour of my time and made it enjoyable!

  • @DH-.
    @DH-. Год назад +18

    Might I say Nicolas CAge is a powerhouse actor, Nick has been making some ok and some great timeless classic movies for over 30+ years

  • @mattchew6426
    @mattchew6426 Год назад +1

    The next Expendables sequel should take place in a nursing home, and have the stars rise up against a dictator-like head nurse in order to get their milk of magnesia. The potential product placement dollars could pay for the entire production (adult diaper/stool softeners/meal replacement drinks/term life insurance/hard candy/etc.).

  • @secondghost
    @secondghost Год назад +116

    I never even knew this movie existed until now. Seeing that Megan Fox is involved it's a hard pass. It's a shame, I freaking love what Tony Jaa is capable of on screen.

    • @slartibartfast5861
      @slartibartfast5861 Год назад +6

      I've seen footage of Tony Jaa running an obstacle course for horses. Really amazing stuff.

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Год назад

      Tony jaa is an absolute legend but he seemed to burn himself out very fast.

    • @jgunner94
      @jgunner94 Год назад +2

      Way too much hate for Megan around. She doesn’t deserve it.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ Год назад +1

      ⁠@@jgunner94- nah, that plastic wench deserves all the hate.

    • @darrylaz3570
      @darrylaz3570 Год назад +3

      Believe me, Megan is unironically among the least of this movie's issues.

  • @onurbuken3641
    @onurbuken3641 Год назад +14

    all we need is DOM to somehow drive his car into the movie and say 'FOR THE FAMILY...'

  • @Scott.Sandifer
    @Scott.Sandifer Год назад +123

    Imagine if this franchise had been done like a _Galaxy Quest_ or even _The Three Amigos_ action comedy.
    Classic 80's action stars thrown into a situation where they have to be heroic, but of course they're just actors. Out of their element.
    There could have been so many in-jokes and 80's/90's references with wonderful meta references to modern Hollywood.
    Just as bloody and crazy, but it could've been so much more fun.

    • @paulwilson6357
      @paulwilson6357 Год назад +7

      Dunno, I think the comparisions to Tropic Thunder would be its downfall there, but I know what you're saying.

    • @keithroberts9869
      @keithroberts9869 Год назад +6

      Unfortunately, Three Amigos! could never be made these days without being completely watered down to the point where it wouldn't be funny.

    • @paulwilson6357
      @paulwilson6357 Год назад +3

      @@keithroberts9869 And would probably have Will Ferrell shouting as one of the Amigos.

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Год назад +2

      @@paulwilson6357 will ferrel, Duane Johnson, and Kevin Hart. It'll be awful.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Год назад

      You can't do three amigos withou6 3 comedians who are good with physical comedy, wit, absurdity and can dance/gymnast.
      Name 3 from today's comedians.

  • @Groteskfull
    @Groteskfull Год назад +2

    Wow, that Jacob Scipio dude REALLY does look like Antonio Banderas!

  • @maxrieker1591
    @maxrieker1591 Год назад +29

    I started to actually laugh at how bad the CGI was in the opening scene, I leaned over to my mom and asked how this wasn’t a direct release to DVD/Streaming.

  • @MrShadowpanther3
    @MrShadowpanther3 Год назад +13

    Forget? Hell I never knew this one EXISTED!
    Thank you Drinker for saving me a few hours of my life and providing the "going over the cliff"-Notes on this movie.
    I feel I have seen it now without having had to sit through it or waste time on it.
    Love the reviews sir.

  • @GalaxyOfBoltz
    @GalaxyOfBoltz Год назад +362

    Megan Fox just needs to be in revealing outfits and given minimal dialogue. She’s eye candy and nothing else. Always has been.

    • @sandman_says_runrunner4701
      @sandman_says_runrunner4701 Год назад +105

      I am not even sure she is eye candy any more.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Год назад

      Not even. Not anymore. Plastic surgery is ugly AF.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад +78

      She was fifteen years ago.

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 Год назад +12

      she’s decent in comedic roles cos she doesn’t have to do much

    • @GalaxyOfBoltz
      @GalaxyOfBoltz Год назад +76

      @@Lonovavir yeah the plastic surgery messed her up. Transformers 1/2 she was in her prime. Bay knew how to use her.

  • @Everthus4
    @Everthus4 Год назад +28

    I never thought I would regret seeing Megan Fox in a movie. I regret.

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle Год назад +68

    I would've rather seen Jet Li's character lead an Asian-centric Expendables spinoff with a cast of popular martial arts actors. Imagine the lineup that could have been built (for action-heavy starring roles or cameos) with so many candidates:
    Cecep Arif Rahman, Donnie Yen, Fify Azmi, Hairul Azreen, Iko Uwais, Ismi Melinda, JeeJa Yanin, Jet Li, Joe Taslim, Julie Estelle, Liang Yang, Mark Dacascos, Nicholas Tse, Tiger Hu Chen, Tony Jaa, Very Tri Yulisman, Yayan Ruhian, Yu Nan, Zhang Jin, Zhang Ziyi, Angela Mao, Anthony Wong, Chow Yun-fat, Hiroyuki Sanada, Ip Chun, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Sammo Hung, Wu Yue, Chattapong Pantana-Angkul, Louis Fan Siu-wong, Hiroyuki Ikeuchi, Xiaofei Zhou (reprising her Expendables 2 character), and Xing Yu.
    This could've done far better with a proper script, budget, and especially a quality fight choreographer familiar with the styles of everyone involved. At the very least, I'll give credit to Expend4bles for managing to recruit Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais.
    But we've already seen them utilized with more effort and screen-time in other action films like Ong Bak, the Raid movies and Triple Threat. They aren't taken full advantage of in this movie, which kind of undermines the purpose of having them.
    Heck, I'd rather have seen Ronda Rousey's character lead that once rumored "Expendabelles" with a cast of popular female action stars instead of whatever this was. Honestly, The Expendables would've been better off not being a franchise imo.

    • @TheConservativeCrusader
      @TheConservativeCrusader Год назад +7

      Nearly everyone on your list is an unknown outside of their own countries. I do like the premise of a martial arts version of the Expendables. That would be pretty cool to see.

    • @gabrielgarcia-zw8fu
      @gabrielgarcia-zw8fu Год назад +5

      This is the comment right here!!! Would not only pay for my ticket but for my whole family to see that movie if it existed. For now I will go watch all those old Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, ect, movies that are 20-30+ years older but 100x's better than this "Expendables" trash!

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 Год назад +7

      They already did that essentially. Triple Threat had Tiger Chen, Tony Jaa, Iko Uwais, Scott Adkins, Michael Jai White, and some others. Movie was marketed as the Asian expendables.

    • @gabrielgarcia-zw8fu
      @gabrielgarcia-zw8fu Год назад

      @@bradmiles1984 that wasn't a good movie overall though. Plus they were missing the big names like Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, Jet Li, Samo Hung just to name a few. Those big names can bring better quality and better choreography.

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 Год назад +1

      @gabrielgarcia-zw8fu The choreography was good in triple threat but the acting/story was bad. Problem with what you want is some of those actors don't act anymore or do action roles. Jet Li stopped due to health issues.

  • @sirchromiumdowns2015
    @sirchromiumdowns2015 Год назад +170

    The Expendables series was great for two movies- then it became ridiculously repetitive. Sly does have a tendency to stay too long at the party. He is a self-made man in Hollywood. He created iconic characters- then he ran many of those sequels into the ground. I will always respect the man for believing in himself enough to not accept the first offer his screenplay (Rocky) received. He would not have been a star if he hadn't taken the risk of making it a package deal with him starring as the lead character. I wish he would just apply that same attitude to his franchises. We only needed one Rambo and one Expendables. Rocky made it four movies before it got bad. It is the anomaly.

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Год назад +12

      "We only needed one Rambo and one Expendables."
      You only need one Rambo and Expendables, but that's because you're not being offered millions of dollars to make shitty sequels.
      Who in their right mind turns down free money?

    • @TheTruthfulAsshole
      @TheTruthfulAsshole Год назад +1

      Disagree, all 5 Rambo movies are decent to great. Kinda the same for Rocky really, yes even V and VI have their charms. But I agree Expendables only needed 2 movies, the 3rd just shouldn't have been PG and added CGI mess.

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Год назад +8

      Too true, Stallone outstays his welcome in franchises but damned if I don't love watching him all the same. It's a wonder he wasn't in Creed 3, but he dodged a bullet with that one. I found it very underwhelming, too much family drama and not enough spotlight on the fighters themselves.

    • @994pt4
      @994pt4 Год назад +2

      @@gooble69 "Who in their right mind turns down free money?"
      People who value themselves...duh.

    • @gooble69
      @gooble69 Год назад +9

      @@994pt4 "People who value themselves...duh.
      Yeah because you don't have a job right? You're doing it for love...

  • @dodywidodo9433
    @dodywidodo9433 Год назад +107

    Iko Uwais being watered down for the sake of the script is criminal.

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад +12

      True, ain't no way a fight between The Raid star and Jason Statham could be done in just a minute. Impossible

    • @noway3202
      @noway3202 Год назад +1

      @@Erasureeraser I thought that was him but was surprised when Drinker didn't highlight him in the review. Guess they really did waste his talent here if he didn't even get mentioned in the review. The Raid is still my all-time favorite action movie. The machete fight and the showdown with Mad Dog are legendary

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 Год назад +6

      He should have killed off them all and ended that franchise

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 Год назад

      Go watch Mandy
      That is a Movie

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад

      @@noway3202There's really no point to highlight him when he was just wasted. Yeah he's a great action star but there's really nothing terribly interesting to talk about him in this movie

  • @youtubeuser5173
    @youtubeuser5173 Год назад +1

    I finally got around to seeing this yesterday & I just have no words. The first 3 Expendables movies at least have the benefit of being relatively forgettable. 4, on the other hand, will be remembered for a long time, and that's NOT a good thing. Expendables 4 will be remembered when the Razzies are nominating the worst everything of the year. (Worst movie, actors, sceenplay) The thing that I REALLY just couldn't get over, especially in today's day and age, is how obvious and obtrusive the "Green Screen" was. It's like they didn't even try to hide it.

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 Год назад +47

    The Expendables 2 was the first R rated movie that I saw in theaters, because I had to wait until I finally moved out of my parents house in order to do so, but hey, it was a fun experience

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 Год назад +6

      Damn, sounds like a tough childhood. I’m lucky, promised my Mum when I was ten I wouldn’t become a pimp or gangster and she let me get San Andreas for Christmas 2004. Swings and roundabouts though. I’m sure your parents were cool in other ways.

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 Год назад +3

      @@arranboon1 lol

  • @ivancores2574
    @ivancores2574 Год назад +95

    I knew there would be a Fant4astic joke and it didn't dissappoint me at all 😂

  • @stiffzombie1537
    @stiffzombie1537 Год назад +152

    If they embraced more violence and stayed at an R rating I think it could have been a much funner franchise. This cast should result in amazing fights. There's no excuse to suck this bad.

    • @reviewbomb85
      @reviewbomb85 Год назад +6

      It is rated R

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism Год назад +6

      Definitely, a movie series like this doesn't work without the R-rating. Having a bunch of action movie legends in an ensemble cast and not having bad guys getting ripped apart by missiles and machine gun fire is effectively just an insult.

    • @steviegbcool
      @steviegbcool Год назад +1

      the script and direction in all the films were terrible that was the problem. The guys are icons but they are not good actors you give them a bad script and direction its going to be a bad film.

    • @georgebailey8179
      @georgebailey8179 Год назад +1

      @@Th3Kingism There are a couple of deaths at the 2:40 mark in this video that look suitably bloody.

  • @Sabamika1
    @Sabamika1 Год назад

    I legit didn't even know this film was a thing until I saw the thumbnail for this video. Saw no ads, nothing.

  • @DuckSith
    @DuckSith Год назад +35

    Would've liked to have seen Stallone & Statham do an old-school buddy movie, just the 2 of them, you know. Their chemistry on screen kinda works for me. Statham as a guest in s2 of Tulsa King would be cool.

    • @knowwe
      @knowwe Год назад

      Statham in Tulsa King 2 would be SO cool!!

  • @jaysector4901
    @jaysector4901 Год назад +17

    The first Expendables was solid. Stallone having done the ragtag group of warrior thing in the more serious Rambo (2008) clearly wanted to do something fun with Expendables. Then came Expendables 2 which to me was the peak! It had a solid plot, villains, and Arnold, Bruce, and Chuck Norris made you cheer! Unfortunately they didn't quit while they were ahead and the third film was a let down. I won't bother to see the 4th thanks to reviews like this saving me time and money.

  • @IllusionistsBane
    @IllusionistsBane Год назад +94

    "We believe we can do better than The Raid..."
    Famous last words, Sylvester Stallone.

    • @nickbutcher760
      @nickbutcher760 Год назад +23

      As much as I love Stallone, I remember him actually saying that, he really needed to stfu right there. The Raid is such an amazing action film and having Iko as a villain in this movie was such a big time waste

    • @IllusionistsBane
      @IllusionistsBane Год назад +12

      @@nickbutcher760 That quote was from a Tweet he made about The Expendables 3. I watched it and found it rather... meh.
      As an Indonesian myself I feel a bit of dilemma about Iko Uwais. I heard that the Indonesian film industry is growing fast but I can't say anything about their films because I haven't watched them beyond The Raid and The Raid 2. I would say he should find some work in the Indonesian film industry instead of Hollywood, but then it might be a choice between lower pay and having his talents being wasted like this and Mile 22 (even then I think he overshadowed Mark Wahlberg in his own film).

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +3

      And Ironically, there's The Raid actor on this movie which is Iko Uwais

    • @benos2023
      @benos2023 Год назад

      "But, we can ". Alex Garland

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser Год назад +2

      ​​@@IllusionistsBane"I would say he should find some work Indonesian film industry" That's hard these days dude as the film industry of Indonesia is now focusing more on generic romance and horror movies whereas action movies are so lacking from Indonesia to the point that action stars like Iko Uwais and Joe Taslim chose to work in Hollywood rather than Indonesia. Whether the Hollywood movies quality is good or bad, atleast they managed to find a lot of work there and get some incredible paycheck rather than stay in Indonesia and do nothing since the Indonesian film industry these days aren't interested in the action genre 🤷
      In the Wendy Cagur podcast recently, Iko admit that he hasn't been called by anyone in the Indonesian film industry for him to lead another action movie which is just sad.

  • @peteschaub7561
    @peteschaub7561 Год назад +3

    That clip of Chucky ralphing his guts out will absolutely never get old.

  • @bigkmoviesandgames
    @bigkmoviesandgames Год назад +58

    The entire appeal of The Expendables was older action Stars proving that they still got it even though they were over the hill. When you get rid of almost all the old action Stars replace them with younger actors and barely have the main lead of the series in it, why am I going to show up honestly? I was excited when I heard about this film but pretty much after the first trailer I was checked out. I might watch it on streaming but I'm definitely not paying any money for this. Which is a real shame because I am a really big Stallone fan.

    • @spardasquadspqr3535
      @spardasquadspqr3535 Год назад +1

      Problem is that stallone is only playing at beginning and end of movie...

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme Год назад +2

      The script threw away the main core of the idea, old action actors. This was not Expendables.

    • @stanedgie5910
      @stanedgie5910 Год назад +3

      @@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme correct this was not Expendables, it was "Expend-4- bles", a totally different movie. Sound more like a French cabaret show :)

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames Год назад

      @@spardasquadspqr3535 exactly.

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames Год назад

      @@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme yeah honestly with just a few minor tweaks this could have just been a stand-alone Jason Statham action movie. Hell from what I hear since he's basically leading this film it should have just been called Lee Christmas and been a spin-off. It wouldn't have necessarily made the movie good but at least it wouldn't have lied to the audience with the title.

  • @truthbetold6496
    @truthbetold6496 Год назад +48

    The fact that Stallone was in it for 10 minutes and that we saw the whole thing a mile away, faking is death, and its is last expandable movie, pushing Stantam to be the mean leader (wish is not a bad idea) lots of original cast missing, and megan fox terrible acting, going on a mission with full makeup, was the down fall.

    • @james3876
      @james3876 Год назад +2

      Ppl in movies these days can't stay dead

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 Год назад

      Megan Fox can't act she's a one time phony. Her whole schtick was that she was good looking before becoming a plastic doll.

    • @jaipii1285
      @jaipii1285 Год назад

      What are you even talking about 🤔. That's her natural beauty 🙄

  • @arashimifune2853
    @arashimifune2853 Год назад +83

    I was so excited when they annouced they are making this film - and planned to go with friends to see it as soon as possible.
    But then it was annouced Megan Fox was cast. And later there was the trailer... And oh god, it was so atrocious it derailed the hype train completely.
    Megan Fox is so unbelievable as an action star - especially as someone who was supposed to be a Statham level badass :v Friend has a theory - she's probably cheap, that is why she is there and not someone competent. Like Katheryn Winnick.
    Lee Christmas had a girlfriend in the previous movies (at least in the first two - when the series was still good)... what happened to her? Was she even mentioned?

    • @joshuastanko2886
      @joshuastanko2886 Год назад +2

      Just saw it last night. She was not sadly.

    • @Vittrich
      @Vittrich Год назад +2

      i was so hyped for 4, did not even noticed it is in cinemas right now, googled the movie, saw who is in it, saw 15 mil budget, let it pass. ill stick with 1 and 2.

    • @BlackHawk4698
      @BlackHawk4698 Год назад +11

      "Megan Fox," "she's probably cheap,"
      In more ways than one.

    • @rogerwagner6940
      @rogerwagner6940 Год назад +4

      ​@@BlackHawk4698not her face. I'm sure that was costly - in more ways than one.

    • @problematicspaghettios
      @problematicspaghettios Год назад +2

      ​@@rogerwagner6940
      She might want to try and see if she can get her money back then 😂

  • @BookmakerMakes
    @BookmakerMakes Год назад +1

    The way you described it, I figured you would have reached for the only thing stronger than a shelf of Jack Daniels.... A single bottle of Toilet Duck.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Год назад +101

    Megan Fox being in this film is more bizarre than her roles in both the Transformers and Ninja Turtles live-action films.

    • @Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast
      @Story2ScreenMovieReviewPodcast Год назад

      this may sound stupid but I was watching an old James Cagney from the 30s and all I have to say is that he would act circles around Megan Fox and make her look like a whimp.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Год назад

      Teen ween is the reason for the earlier onesn

    • @yudhabagaskara98
      @yudhabagaskara98 Год назад

      I blame her resurgence during early pandemic era

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +178

    "embarassing wet fart" is such a golden title I can imagine Drinker saying it

    • @Shiestey
      @Shiestey Год назад +6

      He does say it. You should watch the videos before trying to bait top comment.

    • @derpyhead3414
      @derpyhead3414 Год назад +3

      Bro posted this comment within seconds of the upload😭

    • @donkeysunited
      @donkeysunited Год назад +1

      7:55

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 Год назад

      @@derpyhead3414. Title stands out though.

    • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
      @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 Год назад

      Sounds like a Prog Rock/Jazz/Funk band from the late 1960's.

  • @Off-Brand_Devin
    @Off-Brand_Devin Год назад +4

    On the bright side, Drinker saying, "Expend4bles" reminded me of "The Thing on the Fourble Board", which is a radio drama play well worth listening to. Especially at this time of the year.

  • @rolfknappmann
    @rolfknappmann Год назад +1

    They made a 4th one?! - "Raging Retirees" is what they should've called all of these movies

  • @codygriffin8256
    @codygriffin8256 Год назад +16

    As soon as I learned that basically half the team wasn't in it....I was like... Why is this being made? Lol

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +2

      $$$$$$$

    • @LowTierScrub
      @LowTierScrub Год назад +1

      Terry crews was the biggest absence, I was sad when I saw the team without him. He is/was an OG

  • @Stumbo99
    @Stumbo99 Год назад +12

    Man, that's a serious bummer. I really liked the first 3, I binged them a few months ago in an evening, and when I heard that Expendables 4 had been greenlit I was super excited

    • @benjaminnielsen4288
      @benjaminnielsen4288 Год назад +1

      I really like the first one, my favorite actually. But I like the 2nd too. And I thought the 3rd one wrapped things up pretty well, with the Old Man song at the end. Did we really need the 4th? I could have fun binge watching the first 3 with some pizza and beer for sure. Good dumb fun.

  • @TheRbruin10
    @TheRbruin10 Год назад +36

    My favorites were definitely Expendables 1 and 2. Van Damme was an awesome villain in the second one along with Scott Atkins as his number 2 villain. I just wish the Sly vs Van Damme fight would have been longer. Would have been absolutely epic.

  • @JsbsbJnshayah
    @JsbsbJnshayah Год назад +1

    The cgi in the opening half hour is just so so funny.

  • @BlueMonk25
    @BlueMonk25 Год назад +12

    The best single moment of the entire franchise is when Chuck turns up for those few minutes.

  • @truemoviefanatic7199
    @truemoviefanatic7199 Год назад +10

    I literally only found out this movie not only existed but is already in theaters when I saw this videos title pop up. That alone was enough to tell me this movie was crap. The Drinkers commentary is the big bonus here

  • @fanaticfrancis4163
    @fanaticfrancis4163 Год назад +23

    I knew there was something off about the CGI-filled trailer that didn't have the same magic of the first three movies which felt more real, immersive, and gritty because of relying consistently on practical effects, unique portrayal of violence, and characters actually having moments of defeat. The core essence of the franchise itself is being the ultimate fanservice functioning as "The Avengers" for 80's/90's action superstars. Take those away, and what we get is a cheap fake copy.

  • @MattOsbun
    @MattOsbun Год назад +1

    5:35 HEY! Dolph is a legend! Don't lump him in with the also-rans and the flavors of the week!

  • @dlewis9760
    @dlewis9760 Год назад +11

    Bob Odenkirk, (Better Call Saul) was fantastic in Nobody. Extremely bad ass. Extremely believable. If he was in this movie playing a part like that, these clowns would have looked even weaker.

  • @Redpilled66
    @Redpilled66 Год назад +37

    I like how people like Drinker who still thinks screenwriters have any say or power over what to write in the production room briefing when working for this corporate movie making giants. Bless his cotton socks. Writers don't care. They do as they're told and wanna get paid like everyone else.

    • @morgan5941
      @morgan5941 Год назад +4

      Bullshit! Writing is one of those jobs where quality of work is quite obvious. There is an obvious difference between those who try their best and those who merely 'do as their told and wanna get paid like everyone else'. You are quite right, these writers don't care.

    • @Redpilled66
      @Redpilled66 Год назад +2

      @@morgan5941 Oh man you think screenwriters have any power?? All that principles and politics is left at the door when it comes to doing your job. You can write great all you want, but when you get foot in the door in a very competitive film industry, you do as you’re f*cking told. If the producers, actors and directors want you to write what they want, you f*ckin do it if you want that paycheck.

    • @morgan5941
      @morgan5941 Год назад +3

      @@Redpilled66 If it's so guided then any amateur with a bit of typing experience could do that job, is what you're saying.

    • @Redpilled66
      @Redpilled66 Год назад

      @@morgan5941 Of course. Why you think these writers fighting to keep AI out the industry. People need jobs and money and they'll do what they're told to get their foot in the door. Its all about being in the right place at the right time. America isnt a country, its a business. All that politics and culture war crap doesnt mean sh*t in this economy. Thats sh*t is for fortunate people like Drinker to stew over and make money over on social media, just any amateur influencer can nowadays with an effective broadband. Eventually its a losing battle. Why have thousands of writers when corporate entertainment giants can get an AI to do what they want without conditions, workers rights and especially for free.

    • @magicjohnson3121
      @magicjohnson3121 Год назад +1

      Nah if writers got free reign they would be worse

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 Год назад +13

    I was so disappointed when I saw this movie, I almost missed the worst fail of all: Barney legitimately plays the part of a supervillain. Our hero, Stallone, plays a character who enters the movie explaining how he made a dumb mistake off screen, and ends by describing how he assaults, kidnaps, and murders an apparently innocent civilian.

    • @MarcoKlammer
      @MarcoKlammer Год назад +3

      Yeah, the idiotic last five minutes of the film let me hope for a moment that these scenes were supposed to be some kind of hallucination or fever dream, but nope...they really meant it seriously

  • @philleotardo8760
    @philleotardo8760 Год назад

    I like how you edited Kyle Reese shooting the shotgun at the xenomorphs. That was badass.