Everything Wrong With Expend4bles in 19 Minutes or Less
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
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The Expend4bles is a real movie they actually made. I couldn't believe it either. Anyway... let's get this over with.
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Pronouncing the 4 in Expend4bles so flawlessly I didn't even notice the first time!
You mean "expend foibles"?
I really appreciate Jeremy's efforts in correctly pronouncing the movie title. It's this level of unmatched professionalism that makes this channel such an inspiration to watch...
*dies laughting *
It is but a pleasure to serve.
Go Expend Yourself!
@@CinemaSins thank you sir, for your service! *hand salute*
@@CinemaSins *CinemaSins is Expend4ble*
@@CinemaSins unhappy 9.17m subscribers
The green screen budget was astronomical
And yet they did such a horrible job every second they used it😂😅
I didn't think Megan Fox could play anything more unconvincing than being a competent mother, but here we are.
Just want to congratulate you on making me fucking die laughing from your comment 👌
This f'n movie deserves all the sins for the misuse of Tony Jaa. 😠
Quick cutting any of his fights was a crime. The man did the most insane stunts for Ong Bak and The Protector with MULTIPLE camera angles!!
They also misuse Iko Uwais too
@@chrismcdonald2947 legendary.
@@neemojenkins881 fax
Megan Fox as an expendable is as credible as Cardi B as a SWAT team leader.
As credible as all those senior citizens :D
🤣🤣
Or watching Cardi B getting that fake azz of hers getting swat.
More like Lady Gaga, because like Gaga- Megan is also a male.
Getting Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais for this movie and not having them fight each other is worth 100 sins.
The only reason to watch it, and they never used it.
We need some Segal movie sins.
Check out space ice
Him being an actor is the only sin there ever was
@@MrRossStanlickOr Jason Brant.
But Cinemasins can pop his Seagal cherry like NC did not long ago. But instead of Deadly Ground he could do Exit Wounds, the last legit movie Seagal made..
Segal movies are sins in and of themselves.
@@AnikMonette I just watched "Exit Wounds (2001)". I completely agree Cinema Sins should cover that movie. Also still waiting for Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) and many others..
The biggest sin was Sylvester Stallone having less than 10 minutes of screen time.
they couldn't afford more than that lmao
I heard it was because he didn’t want to do a bunch of action scenes and stuff because his back was still messed up from a botched stunt in another movie.
I'm pretty sure its because his scenes were expendable.
Good because he's completely overrated
@@user-fc2tj8lf2m his whole ‘career’ nowadays
😂 Can't wait for Expandable5!!
Same
Think you’ll be waiting a while
It'll have a larger cast.
and then Expenda6les
It won’t have any cast.
Because it will never happen.
Wow, Richard Ayoade audio outtake! Gotta love that!
1:05 100 mill budget apparently but filming an actual street is just so much work
A Movie with a budget of 100 mil only made like 53 mil in box office. 37mil of that came from worldwide an only 16mil came from US and canada boy I wonder why
Pretty sure the 37 worldwide includes the 16 US
@@michaelmyers3709 that would mean they only made 37 in total which they didnt. plus it says outside & canada
Not sure then, either way it flopped like a fish out of water 🐠
Most of the budget likely went to actor salaries.
only 19 minutes? that must be some sort of achievement
The short red head guy in the bar fight is an incredible martial artist. Apparently they prevized a whole fight between him and Statham. And of course they cut it!!!!!
Sad.😔
That's because the movie itself is expendable.
Muay Thai Chi
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Wait, when did 50 Cent join the Grandpa Brigade? 😆 i was not expecting him to show up but it makes sense.
A replacement for Terry Crews' character. Bet he's feeling glad he skipped this dumpster fire.
Note Antonion Banderas and Ronda Rousey bowed out after the 3rd one as well-
This movie makes my dad nostalgic for the 80s and makes me sad for them
for them?
Sly looks like he's been pickled in formaldehyde
Megan Fox being in this was the biggest sin
She only has a job in acting because of her looks. Everything else about her is mid. Her acting is atrocious.
Top comment I’m predicting it
cuz shes trash? i agree
Megan only has a job because of her looks.
At least worth 250 on the counter
The Jumbo Shrimp thing is pretty messed up. Like our heroes just causally murder people for fun. Even the bar fight early on they initiated and escalated.
IKR? I know they're killers, but they don't randomly kill innocent people. It would have been better if Jumbo Shrimp was like a human trafficer or something.
Expendables: mercenaries with sense for justice.. Expend4bles: sociopathic murderers
This movie was pain. Such a shame considering how good the first two were, even three didn't entirely suck.
wtf dude
I liked the third one...😊
at ( 6:18 ) they left in the inner barrel of a BB gun in that scene
None of them was good...
That Ong Bak 3 joke is perfect.
“Using an eddie hall instead of a brian shaw!” 😂😂 poor eddie
The third Transformers movie probably would have been less Expend4bles if Megan Fox wasn't Fox-y enough to be replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whitley.
He wouldn't need glasses with a magnified scope on his rifle.
A scope is basically a really powerful set of readers.
for this reason scopes have diopter correctors, I suppose snipers don't wear their glasses on the battlefield 🤣
All for a really shitty and drawn out old man joke
That's not how scopes work. If for example you are near sighed like me a scope makes you near sighted far away. (If that makes sense)
@@TheAdatto Yep I'm the same, I still wear prescription lenses in my ballistic glasses because the scope doesn't fix my short sightedness.
Expend4bles was nominated for several Razzie Awards, with Sylvester Stallone and Megan Fox “winning” for their supporting roles
Expendables 5 will be all AZZ jokes for sure!!
Oof...has a 5th movie been confirmed?
Surely you mean Expendfiveables
He didn’t even remove a single sin, he hated this movie lmao 😂
This concept ran out of gas two movies ago, and by using the Fast and Furious equation, that means we’ll get at least nine more, so who are we gonna get as a villain for Expendables 5?
Lorenzo Lamas?
Gee, what has Lorenzo been up to these days? I go back to Falcon Crest, so it's been a while.
They're lining up Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy!
Saw the trailer and decided, wait a sec.. I've seen this movie 3 times already. No thanks on the 4th time
Ha that "Ocean's" throwback just got me right in the funny bone. ❤
if he has the aim to hit the gun so precisely with the knife, why didn't he just hit the bloke operating the gun? *ding*
Can’t wait till we get to part 4 thanks for picking my favorite movie!!!
Wow the special effects at the beginning of this clip reminded me of BATTLEFIELD EARTH
I wanting for the fast crew to join in on this crew too.. fast and expendable
I cannot wait for you to do an EWW Late Night with the Devil. The amount of company logos at the start of that movie are OBSCENE
I legit watched it and immediately thought of Jeremy!
Am I the only weirdo who watches the Cinemasins first to see if the movie is good before actually watching it? 😅
Me too. You are not alone.😂😂😂
Have you ever gotten that impression then?
Seems like a silly thing to think.
Nope. I got into the trend a few years ago
I love your use of alliteration. Good show Sir, good show 👏
Vin Diesel was missing from the car chase...
Don say that.
These guys are 5000 years old combined
I want Linda Hamilton and Sygorney Weaver in the next one.
I’ve been waiting for this one
Oh, man, the Richard Ayoade clip was freaking gold! I wonder how many people will catch it
Just watched Commando. How you've never tackled this sin rich bounty is beyond belief.
Also... please add 10or more sins every time a character snaps someone's neck, as it's physically impossible
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You got your Lady Expendables in my Expend4bles.
Don't give Stallone Spin-off ideas
I’m adding 5 sins for RUclips not immediately recommending this to watch next after watching 1,2 & 3.
"Using an Eddie Hall instead of a Brian Shaw" This may be my favourite sin in this channel's history 😂
Epic that you sinned for not getting Brian Shaw
christ on a stick the backdrops screamed faked.
lol it really is called Expendfourbles
Will you guys please do the 2022 version of Persuasion?
cinemasins making a video on the transporter series
Haven't watched this one because Crew, banderas, Snipes weren't in it. From what I've seen of the clips and reviews it looks like Stallone really didn't give a sh*t about this one.
God the greenscreening in this is truly terrible 😂
I'd say it's a toss-up between that and Megan Fox, and then for third place the makeup on all the female characters.
I can't wait till I'm 60 & my grandkids are like "have you seen this?!" Oh buddy let me tell ya
Do Richard Scarry's Best Counting Video Ever
I haven't seen anything about this movie until now, completely missed my radar.
16:44 They turned Dan Chupong into a disposable prisoner wtf
This guy was as popular as Tony Jaa in Thailand back in the 2000s especially with Born To Fight and he was the main antagonist in Ong Bak 3
15:22 The best part of the movie “BLAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH”
No, Jeremy, not watching this one. (That statement is a lie.) Thank you for enduring.
I do wish you would sin the fact that the chopper they are in in the end has Volvo 240 seats...Volvo never made any helicopter....
One more sin: no Pierce Brosnan. He was supposed to be in this at one point
Is there a Stephen from Tucson writing for y'all? I heard a reference that only 4 humans on Earth would get if it was intentional.
Alternate outtake for the axe-kill towards the end: "You should've gone for the head."
Too easy?
naw they really could have used Josh Brolin in this- the joke would have been perfect!
This was basically the worst expendable time 10. Like the way they wrote Gina should be all the sins
I love Jason Statham. I wish he were in better films.
could have had The Trans4ter by now... at least 'The Mechanic 3'
@@eclipsehorse8693 My heart aches for Crank 3, but I know it will never come :(
@@LordMoku Crank 2 was insane enough... lolz Prolly will see another MEG movie *sigh*
I'm glad you pointed out how callous the death of Jumbo Shrimp was. I was on that guy's side.
The dirt bike scene could have happened just not that much height but it’s a whip that he does and that’s pretty normal while watching motocross is a lot of whips or scrubs
Everything started with Cinema Sins.
Please do The Sandlot
12:45 Actually this makes mote sense in the latino dub. Theyre called the Indestructibles.
These movies are about seeing old action celebrities doing their stuff and sometimes giving a chance to younger celebrities. But they made a big downgrade in quality.
At this point I think they make these movies to feel young, busy and relevant again
Are we gonna sin the PS2 cinematic graphics for CGI ...
I saw this in theaters and just turned my brain off to have a good laugh after a long while
Much like the Fast and Furious franchise I will always watch the Expendables movies. They are over the top ridiculous and I love each and every minute of em. Now all I need is an Expendables Fast and Furious crossover film and I will be the happiest lad in the land😂😂😂
6:50 NINE years ago??? It's been NINE years since the third movie??
Please make one for Dune 2!!
15:27 Worked out for Ozzy
A 1000 extra sins for Megan Fox since she is a terrible actor and she was an awful choice for this film.
I love the Expendables franchise but this whole movie feels like it was made in a hurry just so Eddie Hall could have a cameo in something.
I was wondering if "cauliflower ear" was a real thing, or just something he made up lol
Lol, a lot of boxers and MMA fighters get it due to nature of the sport.
When did they make a 4th one?!
11:03 🤣
RECKONING INDEED! Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa should fight
Stargate reference? I have to give here a like, just for that one. 👍
To be fair. There may be better examples but I know that the HMS hood sank in around 3 minutes which isn't incredibly long either.
I bring to vote the request of more sins added for when any time a movie jokes about alcohol addiction, psychiatric help, or sexuality.
funny thing about Megan is... (i'd prefer this level of intensity in Mortal Kombat 1. 🤣did she show up to do voicelines for that game with a sore throat or something?)
The son of the General just giving 0 fks about acting like he is about the get shot while his dad is getting threatened 😂
Do sea beast next pls
Question: With all of the "(Insert Character/Actor) would be excellent at CinemaSins" over the years, is there someone that stands out that you would legit love to co host an episode with, and what movie would you want them to sin with you?
Well he has had DeGrasse Tyson give some sins on science related films
Roll Expend4blits!
Was just watching a cinema wins vid and cinema sins dropped this vid it must be my birthday
Is it its apr 23
I been a fan of levy tran over a decade i was genuinely excited for her here
When the guy said
I don't know if I could get him back in
All I could think of was Matt Damon in the oceans movie going
Oooo 😂😂
Fawlty Towers deepest of cuts
2:24 You take that back! The Mountain is a treasure, and he’s dating this chick that is like 4 feet tall (Or maybe she’s 6 foot, you couldn’t really tell)
4:13 OTHERS KNOW OF THE SURFERS??
We don't watch these movies for the sense they make we watch these movies so we can just turn our brains off and just enjoy the explosions 😂😂😂
Even so, there are much better action movies to watch over this for that.
Let’s just give this a million sins and act like it never happened