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  • @Thoughty2
    @Thoughty2  2 года назад +104

    Thanks for watching! And thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring today’s video! Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my link manscaped.com/thoughty2

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 2 года назад +3

      My Hubby is going to be getting This as a Surprise present!! 😁
      Andrea, Jasper and George the Pigeon. XxX 💞🧕🦮🕊️💞XxX.

    • @arturiskrzycki9726
      @arturiskrzycki9726 2 года назад +6

      4:27 i see, you eat pizza without tomatoe sause

    • @haroldasaleksa9427
      @haroldasaleksa9427 2 года назад +1

      so basically you get this whole package for 100e, that is a steal

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 2 года назад +1

      @@arturiskrzycki9726 😆Yep, they Are Fruit 😅🤣Lol!

    • @phillip6083
      @phillip6083 2 года назад +3

      Olives are fruit, tomatoes are fruit.

  • @mheermance
    @mheermance 2 года назад +225

    Imagine getting pulled out of the Egyptian afterlife because your corpse was desecrated for an unwrapping party.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 года назад +21

      And then your body made into a powder and eaten.. because of "medical reasons".. imagine if we did it now..

    • @mistral-unizion-music
      @mistral-unizion-music 2 года назад +15

      Or used as combistible for a locomotive! Haha that is crazy

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 года назад +11

      @@mistral-unizion-music Or paint.. "I would like to paint my living room with the shade of my great great great grandfather".. 😁

    • @OriginalWorkOfArt
      @OriginalWorkOfArt 2 года назад +8

      It would have been more awkward for them when their little joke became a curse upon all partygoers.

    • @mikedertouzos908
      @mikedertouzos908 2 года назад +7

      I just imagined a Pharaoh in the afterlife at a huge party and all the sudden disappearing.

  • @vyt
    @vyt 2 года назад +506

    this is the best channel to watch at 3 am.

    • @Go-go-super-guru
      @Go-go-super-guru 2 года назад +17

      I'd say at any am and pm. It's Arun. He's always fun to watch. 🤣🤣

    • @ItsAK69
      @ItsAK69 2 года назад +3

      Watching at 1:51am xd

    • @benjamingazic9223
      @benjamingazic9223 2 года назад +2

      22:33 pm rn watching this video

    • @-INSTARAM-
      @-INSTARAM- 2 года назад +4

      22:11pm here in the UK

    • @seanglendon4813
      @seanglendon4813 2 года назад +1

      22:46 here in Ireland

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +226

    I’m always strangely comforted whenever I learn something new about our forefathers/ancestors. Especially when it reminds me that they were just as effed up and bizarre as their modern day progeny are.🤣💖

    • @blagueur74
      @blagueur74 2 года назад +5

      It is always a place to forget our twisted reality and decadent sight of the future

    • @doncarleone973
      @doncarleone973 2 года назад +5

      Well be sure to definitely keep an open mind, it's hardly anything close to what we were taught growing up 😉

    • @_barncat
      @_barncat 2 года назад +7

      Lol what is that username 🤣

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 года назад +1

      where have i seen you, you seem familiar...

    • @GameUnCrafter
      @GameUnCrafter 2 года назад +1

      The more people change, the more they stay the same.

  • @Mbartel500
    @Mbartel500 2 года назад +58

    Awesome subject…I really dig it! Oops..that kinda slipped out…well that'a a wrap…darn…I did it again.

    • @killeralltires
      @killeralltires 2 года назад +2

      When I saw your puns.. At first I was mad. But now I'm willing to bury the hatchet.

    • @Mbartel500
      @Mbartel500 2 года назад +1

      @@killeralltires not in a mummy's head, I hope…

    • @killeralltires
      @killeralltires 2 года назад

      @@Mbartel500 no in my own. Will you Do the honors?

    • @Mbartel500
      @Mbartel500 2 года назад +4

      @@killeralltires Lets split the difference, and quit while we're a head.

  • @ramblynrocketeer
    @ramblynrocketeer 2 года назад +51

    What did the Egyptian say after finishing his work on the mummy? _That about wraps it up!_ 🤣

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 2 года назад +5

      ....And cut!🙃 No seriously, we'll run out of bandage. That's enough!

    • @ramblynrocketeer
      @ramblynrocketeer 2 года назад +1

      @@myscreen2urs 😎🤙

  • @siryert
    @siryert 2 года назад +27

    4:23 For the record, fruit is great on pizza...bell peppers and olives are fruit and so are tomatoes. Need I say more?

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 2 года назад +3

      It's a tiresome joke, isn't it?

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh 2 года назад

      Tell me pineapple is nice on a pizza, and i'll find you and poop through your post box.

    • @davidarundel6187
      @davidarundel6187 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget fungi, or Chillies on pizza, to go with the tomato sauce on the base, for the fruity pizza pie

    • @siryert
      @siryert 2 года назад +2

      @@PM-qi4mh poop away. Just be ready with some wipes for your keyboard in case the message doesn’t make it through. Ha! Ha!

    • @elvisrhi4885
      @elvisrhi4885 Год назад

      Pineapple Is also great on tacos

  • @moonflower9403
    @moonflower9403 2 года назад +22

    This is my unwind channel. Thank you for the wonderful work you do. It’s truly appreciated by this stressed lady

  • @thedarkwolfv7233
    @thedarkwolfv7233 2 года назад +58

    When you're so classy, your shirt switches itself in between takes

    • @pain.497
      @pain.497 2 года назад +5

      Him and Mr. Ballen be on top of their shirt game

    • @jamkle6254
      @jamkle6254 2 года назад +3

      @@pain.497 Mr ballen is awesome. Waiting for his video to drop.

    • @pain.497
      @pain.497 2 года назад

      @@jamkle6254 Saaame

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 2 года назад +1

      @@jamkle6254 he really is, I couldn’t believe it took me so long to discover his channel. Maybe a couple months ago, but about three years after becoming a RUclips regular. And I haven’t looked back since.

  • @adamdemirs3466
    @adamdemirs3466 2 года назад +18

    Literally made me gag at the health benefits of ingesting a mummy part.

  • @Kynoki
    @Kynoki 2 года назад +40

    Things we do instinctively, we like the video before we have watched it, then enjoy with a cup of our favorite beverage

    • @clevertaco328
      @clevertaco328 2 года назад +4

      I've never drank "Time" before, but I'll try anything once! Recipe?

    • @dickie9502
      @dickie9502 2 года назад +1

      @@clevertaco328 hahaha 😆

    • @dickie9502
      @dickie9502 2 года назад +2

      And we spray our balls with Manscape Super Balls products. (Female ball products also available youtube 😆)

    • @Tay_Morningstar
      @Tay_Morningstar 2 года назад +2

      Yorkshire tea it is

    • @Kynoki
      @Kynoki 2 года назад +1

      @@clevertaco328 i minor autocorrect, haha.

  • @nixonsprguy3629
    @nixonsprguy3629 2 года назад +71

    I can't put in words how entertaining it is to watch you doing the commercial part 😂

    • @awakenedwarrior952
      @awakenedwarrior952 2 года назад +4

      One word...
      Stupid

    • @morrigankasa570
      @morrigankasa570 2 года назад +13

      It is very entertaining, I personally don't get or like manscaping. But glad he has sponsorship that helps him keep up the content.

    • @nixonsprguy3629
      @nixonsprguy3629 2 года назад +1

      @@awakenedwarrior952 would you care to elaborate?

    • @awakenedwarrior952
      @awakenedwarrior952 2 года назад +3

      @@nixonsprguy3629
      Its just me and my view.
      Just a laugh...

    • @nixonsprguy3629
      @nixonsprguy3629 2 года назад

      @@awakenedwarrior952 yeah, that's clear, but I'm still curious what definition of stupid you used xD

  • @CharleyBlumer17
    @CharleyBlumer17 2 года назад +9

    So this is why I feel cursed sometimes. Thanks great great great great grandma. Sure was fun wasn't it?

  • @greenwillow13
    @greenwillow13 2 года назад +19

    "Seriously, fruit on pizza?"
    Tomato: Am I a joke to you?

  • @SangoProductions213
    @SangoProductions213 2 года назад +6

    "Seriously fruit on pizza"
    Pizza: *Literally has tomato sauce as its universal ingredient*

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 2 года назад +10

    You got me with "confused future archeologists" - a hilarious imagination! 🤣👌

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 2 года назад +77

    Only just realised ur going full beard-mode, can't wait to see it in its full glory!

    • @joycejames8461
      @joycejames8461 2 года назад +14

      He'll have to use his Manscaping products before he starts looking like Simon Whistler.

    • @brentstephens4081
      @brentstephens4081 2 года назад +1

      @@joycejames8461 lol we'll see if his beard is as glorious lmao

    • @bobhead6243
      @bobhead6243 2 года назад

      Grow out your Beards , Viking !

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank 2 года назад

      @@joycejames8461 Maybe that's the look he's going for; he might start using his Manscaping products on his head...!

    • @andrewschort724
      @andrewschort724 2 года назад +1

      @@brentstephens4081 he's british, so I'm sure it is lol

  • @bergito7612
    @bergito7612 2 года назад +85

    Technically tomatos are fruits aswell so nearly every pizza has fruits on it

    • @riinnkka9713
      @riinnkka9713 2 года назад +12

      So i can add tomato on a pineapple cake?

    • @marktownsend1982
      @marktownsend1982 2 года назад +8

      And bell peppers!

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 2 года назад +1

      @@marktownsend1982 are chilies and gherkins also fruit?

    • @MrCow579
      @MrCow579 2 года назад +1

      @@riinnkka9713 if u want, sure

    • @andrewschort724
      @andrewschort724 2 года назад +2

      @@marktownsend1982 and olives!

  • @EsmeeAnnamarie
    @EsmeeAnnamarie 2 года назад +12

    Don't worry. The ancient Egyptians themselves weren't much more respectful to mummies than the victorians were. Graverobbing was so common that finding even a mostly intact tomb has only happened once or twice. And really often the graverobbers would be commissioned by the ancient Egyptian government to take back the riches that were initially buried with the corpses. Turns out burying ungodly amounts of gold and valuables with the deceased on a regular basis is a really quick way to bankrupt a country.
    Besides, most pharaohs would be beside themselves with joy if they knew that they were still famous and their names were being spoken 3000 years after their deaths. Even if it meant their mummified bodies were moved to a museum. (The bodies are safer there than in the tombs anyways.

  • @matimuhomu9177
    @matimuhomu9177 2 года назад +8

    Thoughty2 please please please do the hollow earth theory 😭

  • @Mykorashchev
    @Mykorashchev 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for also recognizing ancient Egypt as black 🖤

  • @austinlindsay8366
    @austinlindsay8366 2 года назад +7

    I never knew why the called the language learning cds "Rosetta stone" until now 🤣

  • @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79
    @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79 2 года назад +6

    That’s is just crazy, I don’t care how old it is. To go in someone’s tomb or in current day mausoleum, take out they’re bodies and have a party disrespecting it. What kind of sick people does that, then it’s a body from a country your not even from. The hate was real.

    • @yonissaladabdi3910
      @yonissaladabdi3910 2 года назад +3

      White people can do what they want to a black civilization...

    • @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79
      @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79 2 года назад +3

      @@yonissaladabdi3910 it’s just crazy it was no respect for these people remains, on top of making money off artifacts. No telling where Africa would be today if it wasn’t totally exploited. Diamonds, rubber, and animals just to name a few. It has an abundance of resources that’s been exploited by people who arnt from their. Then try to label it as a shit hole country after you rape the shit out of it.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 2 года назад

      @@yonissaladabdi3910 Egyptians aren't black however.

    • @Duda-du
      @Duda-du 2 года назад +1

      @@yonissaladabdi3910 Egypt is in Africa but that doesn’t mean they’re black it’s an Arabian country their skin color varies from white to brown.

    • @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79
      @iwouldliketoorderanumber1b79 2 года назад

      @@Duda-du once again if you follow the Nile south deeper into Africa and you find older Egyptian artifacts the further you go south along the banks of the Nile, it’s not rocket science. Do you find older artifacts the further you travel east towards the Middle East? So if you put 2 and 2 together like a good archaeologist, its not hard to find a pattern and a trail. It was also easy for these Africans to migrate north, why because the Nile river flows north into the Mediterranean Sea, this was the Highway north. It carry’s you from two points South Sudan where it’s the white Nile that runs into the the Nile and a branch running from Ethiopia. So it’s not because Egypt is in Africa, it’s because it’s a trail of evidence that points south. Isn’t that how you solve a crime following a trail, or do you ignore the trail and point to a direction that doesn’t have a trail.

  • @brianpeck4035
    @brianpeck4035 2 года назад +2

    I read that mummies were used to make paper and that's the ingredient that caused butcher's paper to be brown. The color caught on so they now dye it brown.

  • @tinnasell4161
    @tinnasell4161 Год назад +1

    What strikes me the most is that Victorian folk did not fancy digging out the corpses of their fellow Victorians but were okay with unwrapping the dead bodies of people living elsewhere. Truly creeps of that time

  • @MichaelMaurice
    @MichaelMaurice 2 года назад +3

    I learned about Egypt from this channel more from our history books and what we've learned at school 😆
    Shukran!

    • @misterbickis
      @misterbickis 2 года назад +2

      Sugarun

    • @MichaelMaurice
      @MichaelMaurice 2 года назад +2

      @Mister Bickis now I'll never hear it the same again 😆

    • @misterbickis
      @misterbickis 2 года назад +2

      @@MichaelMaurice ahah ikr arabic is kinda funny when u mix words to sound like english. I love arabic nevertheless. I learn it in my spare time and its so beatiful to hear an arab speak and pick out words. I wish i was arab.

    • @MichaelMaurice
      @MichaelMaurice 2 года назад +2

      @@misterbickis Mad respect for learning the language and admiring it. If you need any help with pronunciation or writing hit me up via e-mail. I am Egyptian so I can speak the slang and I have a good idea about standard and its grammar as well.

  • @dschlie6669
    @dschlie6669 2 года назад +6

    Last time I checked the tomato was a fruit, which would mean most pizzas have fruit on them

  • @AdakStillStands
    @AdakStillStands 2 года назад +2

    Now knowing the docs cut up the mummy wrappings for souvenirs, I wonder if that ruddy, cruddy chunk o' gauze found in great grandmothers dresser drawer was valuable?

  • @Go-go-super-guru
    @Go-go-super-guru 2 года назад +2

    "Fruit on Pizza. 🙄🙄"
    Not realising that pizza is smothered in fruit. 🍅
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 2 года назад

      Ohh, damn good call!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Luxito_DeWarlock
    @Luxito_DeWarlock 2 года назад +3

    Thoughty2: 4:23
    Tomatoes, Bell Peppers, and jalapeños: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 2 года назад +32

    8:10 You mean "Stealing a steady stream of statues for the British Museum and -collectors- thieves"

    • @daxhopkins7312
      @daxhopkins7312 2 года назад +3

      British museum AND thieves? Why repeat yourself?

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 2 года назад +3

      *and other thieves

    • @kristenharris2456
      @kristenharris2456 2 года назад +1

      Cause the British the only ones that did it....these remains n treasures were lotted by everyone not just the British.

    • @thhseeking
      @thhseeking 2 года назад +1

      At least these artefacts aren't going to be blown up by fundamentalist loonies as has happened in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan... During the riots in Cairo, crowds were heading for the Egyptian museum. Artefacts were stolen by looters from the archaeological museum in Baghdad.

    • @95rav
      @95rav 2 года назад +1

      They aren't theives per se - they never actually stole anything - but they may be accused of receiving tainted or stolen goods.
      If you buy a stolen item, you are not a thief yourself, though may be abetting a crime if you know it is stolen. And there is no evidence that all mummies were stolen. Some poor shmuck may have been paid a penny for some mummy he found.

  • @chrystalriver570
    @chrystalriver570 2 года назад +1

    “Built like a brick sh!t house”
    Best compliment iv ever heard.

  • @AxionSmurf
    @AxionSmurf 2 года назад +5

    Cheers to the excommunication of heretical fruit from the holy savory pizza!

    • @AxionSmurf
      @AxionSmurf 2 года назад

      @Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Nobody cares what you call fruit. Only certain flavors go well together to keep something savory rather than sweet. The argument is, pizza is better savory, not sweet.

  • @060steve
    @060steve 2 года назад +15

    COVID-20BC: “Allow me to introduce myself”

  • @mohamedmabrouk838
    @mohamedmabrouk838 2 года назад +2

    As an Alexandrian, I've never felt more proud hearing you saying the name of my city

    • @dennisindenial
      @dennisindenial 2 года назад

      I weirdly shiverd realising my names a city 😧

  • @reactormeltdown
    @reactormeltdown 2 года назад +1

    Holy moly! I'm so glad there's a red arrow pointing towards the mummy, in the thumbnail. I would never have seen it, otherwise.

  • @oliverpetroski4205
    @oliverpetroski4205 2 года назад +4

    This is one awesome video. I already knew about the egiptian mummys being used as party decorations and as locomotive fuel, but it it interesting video. The Victorian England is one of my favorite time.

  • @wotintheworld
    @wotintheworld 2 года назад +3

    Lovely episode, the great Belzoni was played amazingly and weirdly by Mathew Kelly and it's well worth a watch. That guy and his wife were epic. True they were in a race to pilfer and plunder before the next man but what an amazing guy who just wanted to go down in history.

  • @wimpie1963
    @wimpie1963 2 года назад +1

    Highly appreciate the knowledge and entertainment. It can not be mentioned enough times that fruit on pizza is inappropriate!

  • @TheHatGuy
    @TheHatGuy 2 года назад +1

    14:29 I didn't think of this and starting dying laughing at the thought of a team just going "Wait, what?"

  • @halfsquatchshortbeard3435
    @halfsquatchshortbeard3435 2 года назад +3

    Man, gotta say, Thoughty2 writes some really good erotic history fan fiction books. Can can’t read a page of either book without “erecting a pyramid”

  • @Life_Is_Torture0000
    @Life_Is_Torture0000 2 года назад +5

    I would totally spend a Saturday night watching the unwrapping of a mummy. To hell with dancing, give me archeology any day!

  • @nickknepper6417
    @nickknepper6417 2 года назад

    You talking about ball trimmers really answered a lot of questions I had about you.
    Called it!

  • @cosmorito961
    @cosmorito961 2 года назад +1

    every archaeologist gonna Gansta until they find out that the rosetta stone has three different information in different languages

  • @thomasbruner854
    @thomasbruner854 2 года назад +20

    Always thought it was a sacrilegious thing to be doing!

    • @awakenedwarrior952
      @awakenedwarrior952 2 года назад +8

      Agreed
      Its like. Leave them the hell be.
      They didnt take the time to me wrapped and mummified for no reason.
      Just to have someone come along and dig up your grave and slap you on the autopsy table....

    • @stevenr.2589
      @stevenr.2589 2 года назад +2

      Manscaping is completely sacrilegious

    • @OhSoTrendyyy
      @OhSoTrendyyy 2 года назад +3

      We are in Godless times.

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber 2 года назад +3

    cleanly shaved balls and a mighty stache.
    Love his videos for probably almost 5 years now

  • @marcosayala29
    @marcosayala29 2 года назад

    Thanx for your videos they are definitely some of the most interesting I see lately please keep them coming 👌👌👌👌

  • @jacqueline.9799
    @jacqueline.9799 2 года назад +2

    That's very sad that many mummies were destroyed. Imagine what could have been found

  • @ThatCrazyDwarfGuy
    @ThatCrazyDwarfGuy 2 года назад +3

    the way this man deals with sponsorships really gives me those mid 2000s vibes

  • @MonsterIsABlock
    @MonsterIsABlock 2 года назад +63

    Thoughty2: We all love parties
    Introverts: *Am i a joke to you?*

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 2 года назад +1

      what

    • @suzannax
      @suzannax 2 года назад +2

      💯 😂👌

    • @vibingwithvinyl
      @vibingwithvinyl 2 года назад +9

      I'm an introvert and I totally love parties. It means other people are away and I can roam alone.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 2 года назад +2

      Well LAN parties used to be big in the introvert community🙃

    • @skin9255
      @skin9255 2 года назад

      *are we

  • @mustangboss1246
    @mustangboss1246 2 года назад

    Thanks for the video Flanders...

  • @mybgameplay
    @mybgameplay 2 года назад +1

    I like the sponsor break as much as the video,. very entertaining

  • @flicka25
    @flicka25 2 года назад +3

    I love your sponsor...he makes my day or night! Anyway been to the British Museum and I've seen the Egyptian artifacts...well you have to be blind not to see them...two gigantic statues greet you lol There's w whole floor...well wing would be more appropriate filled with glass encased mummies.

  • @Erik_Danley
    @Erik_Danley Год назад +2

    “Why did people pay good money to unwrap this *money*?” I assume you meant mummy

  • @mikeedwards2384
    @mikeedwards2384 2 года назад

    Thanks Thoughty 2 for another great video

  • @Iammrspickley
    @Iammrspickley Год назад +1

    Throughout history, humans failed so unrelentingly to show any kind of respect or understanding towards things that isn't them....
    It's sad really...

  • @xxxAyereaxxx
    @xxxAyereaxxx 2 года назад +11

    "Fruit on pizza?"
    Tomatoes are fruits. Tomatoes are also berries. Tomato is usually the base of a pizza. Fruit belongs on pizza. Checkmate Pineapple-haters.
    *grabs popcorn*

    • @revan_himself
      @revan_himself 2 года назад +4

      I agree with you 👍🏻 don’t forget peppers aswell also people should try pineapple on pizza before judging

    • @Righthandfrombehind
      @Righthandfrombehind 2 года назад

      One word...
      Imbalanced.

  • @Jfile904
    @Jfile904 Год назад +4

    Finally, a typo

  • @mr03tokyo
    @mr03tokyo 2 года назад

    Wow man haven't seen any of your videos in a couple years, but now we are back!!

  • @retrocat1
    @retrocat1 2 года назад +2

    He's so easy to picture in one of those 'olde time' men's bathing suits with the straps. Damn, he's got it all: handsome, great accent, beautiful eyes, formidable mustache, high IQ, and a wicked sense of humor.

  • @Sabuuchi
    @Sabuuchi 2 года назад +18

    "Seriously, fruit on pizza?"
    No one tell him what a tomato is.

  • @Oxyenless
    @Oxyenless 2 года назад +4

    they can never give them any privacy they're trying to sleep!

  • @ex1l3d19
    @ex1l3d19 2 года назад

    BIG 4MILL SUBS !!! CONGRATS 🎉

  • @jackdurden466
    @jackdurden466 2 года назад +1

    I always love it when he shares his methods of shaving his genitals. Such knowledge has a value beyond compare.

  • @thesymbiotenation.4552
    @thesymbiotenation.4552 2 года назад +18

    Napoleon in Egypt: oh look, it's an Ugly horse!
    Camel: oh look, it's a stumpy little manlet.
    Napoleon: But I'm actually average hight for the time! *proceeds to cry like the manlet he is*

  • @adyenlichtwachter6684
    @adyenlichtwachter6684 2 года назад +3

    SWEET SOUR TANGY FRUIT ON SALTY GOOEY FATTY CHEESE.
    All on a wheat base cause wheat is base anyways.

  • @TheHeroWhoAsked
    @TheHeroWhoAsked 2 года назад

    “It was a *little* known frenchman”
    *proceeds to win most of his wars with him fighting atleast 40+*

  • @TheColdestWater
    @TheColdestWater 2 года назад +2

    Didn't even know that unwrapping mummy parties were a thing! Great content 👍🏻

  • @AlyxAesthetics
    @AlyxAesthetics 2 года назад +4

    We should seriously stop interfering with old bodies and leave them in peace. Theres an incan girl who was found perfectly preserved. Organs and all. And now they are experimenting and messing with her. Do them a favour and let them R. I. P.

    • @hudsonclarkk
      @hudsonclarkk 2 года назад +1

      don’t think they mind they’re kind of extremely dead

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 года назад +1

      @@hudsonclarkk would you go dig up your grandmas corpse and mess with it?

    • @Nutterlie
      @Nutterlie 2 года назад +1

      If great grandma died 800 years ago yes I would and if it was my corpse I wouldn’t give a damn because I’d be….dead.

    • @hudsonclarkk
      @hudsonclarkk 2 года назад

      @@AlyxAesthetics uh no i knew my grandma and she’s not dead so i’d have to kill her first but that analogy does not track. i doubt they would afford us that same respect i mean they had slaves and shit i don’t think they’re real big on human rights dude

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 года назад

      @@Nutterlie the meaning of rip is dying ffs..

  • @antoncannon7279
    @antoncannon7279 2 года назад +4

    This would actually be a great idea for a Halloween party..
    A mummy unrolling party filled with tricks an treats in each layer of bandages.
    Could even make the whole thing edible like a cake or some rice crispy treats?

    • @coffeecuppepsi
      @coffeecuppepsi 2 года назад +4

      Eating a fake corpse definitely ticks the creepy box

    • @thymythymyth
      @thymythymyth 2 года назад +3

      @@coffeecuppepsi not as much as eating an actual mummy

    • @coffeecuppepsi
      @coffeecuppepsi 2 года назад +2

      @@thymythymyth you're right about that!

  • @PolyGoneOutdoors
    @PolyGoneOutdoors 2 года назад +1

    6:02 Luxor spire : ) VIVA Las Vegas! : ) Love that I found this channel. Can't get enough of these videos!

    • @cd7071
      @cd7071 2 года назад

      I noticed that too! Stayed at the Luxor back in the 90’s when it was still fairly new. Very impressive at the time!

  • @lady_k5588
    @lady_k5588 2 года назад +1

    The dishonor in these "unrolling parties" is horrifying. I can't believe this was allowed to happen! I say give the relics AND mummies back to Egypt. I'm pretty sure that if I was a mummy, I wouldn't want to be gawked at by millions of tourists every year in the British Museum. 😡

    • @PM-qi4mh
      @PM-qi4mh 2 года назад

      So you're never having children then? Joking aside, say it like dead people are aware of their surroundings. Everyone alive on earth today's ancestors, are the most evil people who ever lived. Think of the most evil people you can think of and put them all in one person.

  • @cmcculloch1
    @cmcculloch1 2 года назад +4

    "seriously fruit on pizza..."
    Tomato:- "Ahem!"

    • @JeMone
      @JeMone 2 года назад

      Lolol

  • @herpermike_
    @herpermike_ 2 года назад +6

    It's awesome that thoughty is sponsored by hair trimming equipment or hair growth stuff lol
    Keeps and manscape lol

    • @blackForestBeeMan
      @blackForestBeeMan 2 года назад +3

      Manscaped - for when your keeps-usage gets out of control

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 2 года назад +2

      Yes, I also found that to be a bit contradictory...but whoever signs the checks!

  • @bevis71
    @bevis71 2 года назад +1

    42 is growing a beard now! Soon we will be watching vids from 2015 / 2020 / 202X just to see how this face had changed xD

  • @demsouano4893
    @demsouano4893 2 года назад

    beautiful story

  • @hyounie1457
    @hyounie1457 Год назад +3

    does no one notice the typo in the name or is it intentional

  • @qjames0077
    @qjames0077 2 года назад +20

    I thought it was normal to desecrate the deceased during parties?
    Man, where did I put grandma's ashes...

  • @IcyBird420
    @IcyBird420 2 года назад

    That's what you do around Halloween. Shoot a werewolf, stab a vampire with a stake, unwrap a mummy. Adult Halloween dude.

  • @rishipahilajani9980
    @rishipahilajani9980 2 года назад +1

    Thoughty2 makes my day every time he makes a video

  • @roul3688
    @roul3688 2 года назад +6

    I’m going to be that guy… tomatoes are fruits, and most pizza has tomato sauce, which means there’s fruit on more pizzas than there are not. Plus, pineapple pizza is sooo good.

    • @joshclark756
      @joshclark756 2 года назад +1

      isnt he sauce made of tomatos

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 года назад

      Not everybody wants a hot fruit salad pizza 🍕 !

  • @longschlong3502
    @longschlong3502 2 года назад +3

    I don't understand why Napoleon is hailed as a hero , he was a horrible person who was in full support of slavery !

    • @only-vans
      @only-vans 2 года назад +1

      in Napoleons era, almost every nation was involved in slavery.
      Before Napoleons time, almost every nation was involved in slavery.
      Before nations were established, slavery already was.
      ..and guess what, it is still happening today.

    • @troyarrington5492
      @troyarrington5492 2 года назад +2

      @@only-vans again lol doesn’t make what Napoleon did ok, because someone else did it. If you murder someone, can you say “well it’s been done before”?

    • @longschlong3502
      @longschlong3502 2 года назад

      @@troyarrington5492 Exactly !

  • @wendyburrows4178
    @wendyburrows4178 2 года назад

    Ok this advert floored me 🤣

  • @arvmoney11
    @arvmoney11 2 года назад +2

    your channel keeps growing mr42

  • @VictoriaGates
    @VictoriaGates 2 года назад +11

    I always felt a sort of sadness when I saw mummies in museums and images. It's so incredibly disrespectful.. this corpse may be hundreds or thousands of years old but this was still someone's loved one.

    • @thymythymyth
      @thymythymyth 2 года назад +3

      Wouldn’t you like to have your skeleton exhibited in a museum for all to see?

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 2 года назад +4

      They were all someone’s son, daughter, brother, sister, niece or nephew, wife or husband, father or mother, etc. and I agree with you on that. I’ve too always found it disrespectful. Of course we’ve learned much from the practice, and our history of our own world is still amazingly lacking. Maybe we should try something new...

    • @VictoriaGates
      @VictoriaGates 2 года назад +1

      @@thymythymyth Nah not really. :)

    • @suhebmalek1890
      @suhebmalek1890 2 года назад +2

      No. They should stay there. Not only there but in whole world. As example for those who oppress innocent people now.

    • @Mio-sz2pu
      @Mio-sz2pu 2 года назад +1

      @@suhebmalek1890 I mean, it isnt a good example since being mummified means they were honored

  • @Trypyyyy
    @Trypyyyy 2 года назад +5

    The fact that you used a dark skin Egyptian is noted and appreciated.

  • @douglasmackallor
    @douglasmackallor 2 года назад

    The perpetrators of raiding tombs and disrespecting dead mummies should be given a long wrap sheet.

  • @rwandaforever6744
    @rwandaforever6744 2 года назад

    Lured here by the title card, which actually does not show a mummy, but a fake mummy found in an attic of the German town of Diepholz. It's a plastic skeleton, painted with lead particle in a glue (to confuse X-ray and CT scanners), a metal arrow shaft inside it's eye socket (from a toy bow&arrow) and a real human skull (probably used by a dentist student for studies in the 1950s). Wrapped up in modern self-adhering bandages, dyed brown by using black tea. And put into a kitschy sarcophagus like wooden box with way too many symbols and cloth. After making sure that this is not a ancient artifact from the outside, the "mummy" was opened and the above fake was discovered, including old potato sacks and modern kitchen tissues.

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 года назад +13

    *Surgeons today*
    “So how did you become a surgeon?”
    “Well, years and years of school, learning and practice”
    *Thomas Pettigrew*
    “So how did you become a surgeon?”
    “I spent my childhood illegally stealing bodies and dissecting them to learn what’s inside, and an adult surgeon said “I like your keen interest kid, come learn how to do that legally now”, so now I’m a surgeon”

  • @riffdagg6701
    @riffdagg6701 2 года назад +22

    Interesting when it's in the name of Archaeology, grave-robbing is okay. Yes I understand it's good to learn about our past, when they started digging up my great-great-great-grandparents name of archaeology, not that cool. I don't think people would appreciate it if I grab some shovels and started digging up their grandparents.

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 2 года назад +1

      Who needs archaeology to justify it, grave robbing is always OK! And fun!

    • @riffdagg6701
      @riffdagg6701 2 года назад

      @@crazysilly2914 lol. K. Thank you, I needed a laugh tonight. You have a great evening

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 2 года назад +1

      @@riffdagg6701 That's what Lara Croft taught me, anyway...

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 2 года назад +2

      They've been dead for thousands of years, who cares? I can honestly say if someone dug up my buried corpse in a couple millennia, I wouldn't give it a shit.

    • @riffdagg6701
      @riffdagg6701 2 года назад

      @@funkyfranx Your descendants verry well might, but to each their own.

  • @benjamingazic9223
    @benjamingazic9223 2 года назад +1

    Bro i love your videos couse i can actualy learn something by watching and they're entertaining af...all the best from Bosnia and Herzegovina...yes u are known even here hahaha

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Год назад

    if anyone deserves an award for acting you do, for that incredible “advert”! i swear you looked like you might burst into laughter any second a couple of times. but you did it with aplomb and equanimity. brilliant! 😋🧐🌹🌱
    (from New York)

  • @joonasnaski9513
    @joonasnaski9513 2 года назад +3

    The History teacher we all need
    Also the History teacher : *you can start grooming in the shower with their new lawnmower 4.0*

  • @mewstation
    @mewstation 2 года назад +6

    Mfw he said “seriously, fruit on pizza?” But tomatoes are fruits

    • @Mia-ip6vi
      @Mia-ip6vi 2 года назад

      Q. “Why is this mummy about to be unwrapped?”
      A. So it can get to the other side.

  • @K2_-
    @K2_- 2 года назад

    Congrats on 4 mil subscribers!

  • @niccolocastiglione6970
    @niccolocastiglione6970 2 года назад

    Fun, thanks.

  • @kevintraore9189
    @kevintraore9189 2 года назад +6

    This man gets emails from God

  • @lenny108
    @lenny108 2 года назад +3

    The Egyptians believed that the mummified body was the home for this spirit soul. Although they transferred themselves to planets where life is "ten thousand times better than on earth" they still thought it important to mummify their body. The Belt Stars of Orion adjust with the three pyramids on the Giza Level. So with the help of the pyramids, the departing souls travelled to these planets in order to take birth there.

  • @jackgreg9093
    @jackgreg9093 Год назад +1

    You are the perfect brand ambassador for Manscaped 😂

  • @davidlancaster6941
    @davidlancaster6941 2 года назад

    Good job. Unique story. Less snarky. Why is snow flying around? Enjoyed. Thanks. Lvya bro. Shalom. D