using one's mother in a situation like this. it was a bad idea for safety man to do it because you only really get to use that card once because if you ever try to use it again well unfortunate things happen
@@troutstag I have the power to send someone home for days or even fire them without making a phone call. So their wives call me and ask me to call them first.
When i started welding my momma told me i can never go on an oil rig in the ocean or underwater welding. Her reasoning. "I've put one child in the ground. Im not putting a second." Yes Mama
One time, years ago, I had a problem with a guy over a damned women. He would show up at my house and pound on the doors, call my phone and threaten me. I'm pretty sure he even sent a biker gang member to threaten me. (I knew higher level members) when I got tired of dealing with him and I thought I might do something stupid and get in trouble I called his mother. I told her what he was doing and why. I told her he was going to get in trouble if he didn't leave me alone. The next day he called, super pissed off. "You called my mom?" "What the hell is the matter with you?".I told him it was for his own good and he better listen to her. He started just screaming and yelling all sorts of crap at me. I told him I was recording his tirade and asked if he wanted me to play it for the police or his mom. He got even more angry. I told him if he didn't stop and hang up I was going to call his mom right then and there. He shouted the f word and hung up. I never heard from him again. It was easy more fun to get that guy to bow out over his mom than it would have been to do it over that of physical violence.
FATALITY! Flawless victory. Safety man finally won one. Don't worry folks. Ricky will not be deterred by this loss. Chances are he already forgot the whole day.
Actually The safety man cannon legally contact his family about his workplace safety practices without Ricky’s permission or in the case of an emergency If Ricky was smart he could sue the shit out of the company and safety man would loose his job
@@sevenguardians7517 BIIIIIG assumption on ricky's intellegence. Also, do you think Ricky's mom will let him go after the safety man after that? He is trying to protect her "baby boy" after all. I know this because my Mama does this. It doesn't help that my boss is also my cousin, so I couldn't go after him even if I wanted. Mama would kick my butt into next tuesday if I did.
"And IF they rent is out to civilians, there might just be hope." I had to stand up because I was laughing so hard, scrunched down in my chair, that I started getting one of those cramps in my ribs that feel like you're having a heart attack. Loving these, dude!
If there is ONE person every red blooded manual laborer respects, it's mama. If that woman fed you, clothed you, sheltered you and loves you unconditionally, she deserves your unwavering love, care and respect.
“Best thing I can figure is we get ahold of somebody about the Hubble telescope and see if the rent it out to civilians…” That’s where I lost it. Too fucking funny.
I love how you switched to a clean white helmet since "we can't sticker our hard hats because the sticky resin can damage the structural...." blah blah blah
A decade ago we'd tell Pablo that his mom was on the phone in the office. In all reality, it was Bob (the sup of the instrumentation) and good ol Bob was acting like he was ICE
You should use the female face changeover to become roscoe wife. Ricky can talk crap to roscoe but he has to be nice to her. She probably that one wife that always shows up to a site with goodies for everyone. Like banana bread and jerky!
Thank God our grand-pappies organized and got us safety regulations. Would have to insult my great grand-daddy by ignoring the worker rights he fought for. And of course all the Nazis he killed. Gotta put respect on that man's name.
Ha😂, my mom taught me the "I have no fücks to give" e.g. Tommy and Scotty's mom let th"I DON'T GIVE A FüCK, I said no!" Anyone else remember those days?
"No Mama, I got my stuff on now, I ain't gon' get hurt, no, I love you too" that shit sent me bro 😂
Not my mom, read my comment 😂😂
Me assuring my mom I'm not out being reckless with the boys (we are all about to try to use umbrellas for parachutes)
😂
So fast
"does anyone else smell printer ink and disappointment?" That went underappreciated 😂😂
I need to save this for a real shitty teacher
@@jackdoesstuff2466 YES
@@jackdoesstuff2466 this could be used on any lacking cushion holder you come across in life
Not here it didn't. Funny ass line. 🤣
One of the better quote I'll shamelessly steal this year so far!
That was a low blow there Safety Man! 😂
Indeed! A man should never use another man’s mother as a way to get something done… but it sure is funny when it happens! 😂
Ricky been playing dirty for years. Safety man just decided dip his toes in the mud.
using one's mother in a situation like this. it was a bad idea for safety man to do it because you only really get to use that card once because if you ever try to use it again well unfortunate
things happen
@VampyricDoge14 when you dip so much as a toe in you may have something crawl out and snatch you entirely back in
@@robinjameson4261 yeah, like Ricky actually finding a fuck. To give.
“Where did you get my mommas number, safety man?!”
“Not safety man, dad. Call me dad.”
😂
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| sends UNO reverse |
“Couldn’t afford to give a fuck if you had it financed” OMFG I’m using that from NOW ON that’s fkn priceless you guys!! I LOVE it!!
Can't help but wonder if he got that from tom macdonald's song. Its literally a line in his song everybody hate me.
@@briantodd4333 I thought the same thing. This guy is hang over gang for sure. Lol
@@TheXxxcodexxx no doubt! Hope all it well, love meeting hogs in different places!
@@briantodd4333 same man. I only found him about a year ago. And I have to say I'm loving all his new stuff and a lot of the old stuff too.
That was fantastic.
"I've wandered the Fields of Fuckery, and it's barren." That was so good.
Poetry, really
One of my favorites I use " I have sown my field of fucks and yet to grow any"
Behold thy field where I grow my fucks to give and to thy disappointment thy field is barren
They all describe how I have been feeling lately.
behold my field of fucks, for lo it is barren!
“I’ve wondered the fields of fuckery, it’s barren!!” That’s the best part!!!
The fact that the safety man monologs like a typical villian before dropping the bomb.
I have been a Safety Manager for over 30yrs and I have used this. Believe me it works, especially calling their wives.
That is so dirty, yet so smart.
Bold of you to assume I give a fuck.
They want to tell me to wear that shit they can get out here and do the job themselves
You and I are mortal rivals, and no I didn't nail your safety boots to the top of that truss.
My wife would tare that safety man a new a hole. Calling over some bull when I’m not bleeding out or burnt to a crisp, Lord help that man.
@@troutstag I have the power to send someone home for days or even fire them without making a phone call. So their wives call me and ask me to call them first.
Best one. Ur a tuff guy untill your momma gets involved
Or Granny. Old Granny will set ya straight on the path.
Right. Lol
When i started welding my momma told me i can never go on an oil rig in the ocean or underwater welding. Her reasoning. "I've put one child in the ground. Im not putting a second."
Yes Mama
I couldn't care less if they got my mother involved after the bs she put me through
Shit... Mine would a made safety man cry faster than my job site safety violations
Damn that was good! “No Mama! I Love you Too!” Man that safety guy plays the dirtiest
Yes, but it was super effective.
Getting momma involved is an instant asswhoopin when that phone call ends
Bruh, once he has your mama's #...you're hosed. Only way out is to get HIS mama's $.
I’m still on the fact he said he was going to use the Hubble Telescope to look for fucks to give. Lmao amazing.
In a galaxy far far away...
@@TheNetworkingGuy the fucks were still never found.
There's a song that goes like that and it's hilarious.
One time, years ago, I had a problem with a guy over a damned women. He would show up at my house and pound on the doors, call my phone and threaten me. I'm pretty sure he even sent a biker gang member to threaten me. (I knew higher level members) when I got tired of dealing with him and I thought I might do something stupid and get in trouble I called his mother. I told her what he was doing and why. I told her he was going to get in trouble if he didn't leave me alone.
The next day he called, super pissed off. "You called my mom?" "What the hell is the matter with you?".I told him it was for his own good and he better listen to her. He started just screaming and yelling all sorts of crap at me. I told him I was recording his tirade and asked if he wanted me to play it for the police or his mom. He got even more angry. I told him if he didn't stop and hang up I was going to call his mom right then and there. He shouted the f word and hung up. I never heard from him again. It was easy more fun to get that guy to bow out over his mom than it would have been to do it over that of physical violence.
@@sweet65mustang "I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have runith dry, I tried to go fuck shopping but there was no fucks left to buy"
“I love you too momma!”
Ain’t that the truth!
Hahaha 🤣
Ah yes the “WHAT THE HELL YOU NOT WEARING YOUR SAFETY EQUIPMENT!?” And called their mother. Always works. And sometimes ends with tears.
That's a low blow Safety Guy!!! You brought momma into this... dang😂😂😂😂
FATALITY! Flawless victory. Safety man finally won one. Don't worry folks. Ricky will not be deterred by this loss. Chances are he already forgot the whole day.
Actually The safety man cannon legally contact his family about his workplace safety practices without Ricky’s permission or in the case of an emergency
If Ricky was smart he could sue the shit out of the company and safety man would loose his job
@@sevenguardians7517 As the Spartans once said. "IF"
I would have to show you how to play that Mortal Kombat LOL
@@sevenguardians7517 but it's not an official call, just a guy calling a friend...
@@sevenguardians7517 BIIIIIG assumption on ricky's intellegence. Also, do you think Ricky's mom will let him go after the safety man after that? He is trying to protect her "baby boy" after all.
I know this because my Mama does this. It doesn't help that my boss is also my cousin, so I couldn't go after him even if I wanted. Mama would kick my butt into next tuesday if I did.
“You couldn’t afford a fuck if you had it financed.”
“Now see I’ve wandered the fields of fucks and it is barren.”
Absolutely killing me.
The Hubble Space telescope was the funniest thing Ricky said this entire short.
You know he's a southern boy when he acts like that when his mom calls him 🤣 I speak from experience 😅
Mother starts playing boss music and holds the belt menacingly
Best one so far. "The field are barren" and "mom, I got my stuff on!"
You keep my momma out of this Mr. Safety Man! She’s a nice lady!
No one wants their mama involved when they are doing risky shit
And that nice lady is trying to make sure you make it to dinner !
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Yup. Just tell a grown man you're telling his mom or wife and watch him turn into a scared little boy.🤣
The printer ink and disappointment and calling the mom was gold. 🤣
I just found this man and the levels of entertainment and laughs are perfect. This must be what happiness feels like. 🤔
Welcome🤣
"And IF they rent is out to civilians, there might just be hope." I had to stand up because I was laughing so hard, scrunched down in my chair, that I started getting one of those cramps in my ribs that feel like you're having a heart attack. Loving these, dude!
ROFLMAO!
When Pablo starts dipping u best run with him 🤣
Being a safety coordinator I can confirm there is always this one guy 🤣🤣
"Word on the job site is, you couldn't afford to give a fuck even if you had it financed." 🤣 Love ot
😂😂😂💀
Ive noticed that the more labor intensive the blue collar job is, the funnier the people are
I work blue collar myself, and have long held the belief that the less work someone does, the more they bitch about it.
Its called a Coping Mechanism. Thats why Soldiers, Law Enforcement, EMTs, etc are known for "GallowsHumor".
I love my job everyone has such a good sense of humor
Yes. I do flooring in Shreveport, LA, I worked in Arkansas at a sawmill and that little night shift bunch made me laugh daily😂
Its called coping lol a sense of humour can get you through some rough days on the work site
Rick loves his momma 🥰
This is my single favorite skit you've ever put out. I can't get enough of it.
“I have walked the Fields of F*€%ery, and they are barren.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's amazing. Somebody down at osha's is taking notes right now. Lmfao
So true
If there is ONE person every red blooded manual laborer respects, it's mama. If that woman fed you, clothed you, sheltered you and loves you unconditionally, she deserves your unwavering love, care and respect.
*"Does anyone else smell printer ink and disappointment?!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Best thing I can figure is we get ahold of somebody about the Hubble telescope and see if the rent it out to civilians…”
That’s where I lost it. Too fucking funny.
I thought he said "rent it out to some idiots..."
Jesus, that is playing dirty
And effective.
But he played it well.
Playing the mom-card, touché safety-man 🤣🙌🏽 he’ll never hear the end of it 🤣
Pablo, ran for his life. The Safety Guy said “she’s on her way.”
damn ricky def got a whooping after that phone call the next family meal
Hell didn't even make to family meal. She came over after shift
Low blow Safety Man. Involving Ricks mother. Well it’s positively nefarious.
The Safety man tells on Ricky, and Ricky is the person that doesn't care about his job.
I Respect that
MAN HE SNITCHED SNITCHED...... Calling on powers beyond his means
Went to the highest authority
This is the best one yet brother! Lmfao did him dirty and called the mans momma!
I love how you switched to a clean white helmet since "we can't sticker our hard hats because the sticky resin can damage the structural...." blah blah blah
The blah blah blah they'd tell us is that the stickers kept you from seeing cracks and such 🤓🙄
"Everything else on this job site held together with dip spit and mud. Just trying to fit in"
"Don't use stickers because it can damage the helmet. Now get on this dozer that was last maintained during the Nixon administration and get to work."
@@blze0018 amen brother!!
@@blze0018 or the scalfold that sways with the wind like a vine on a wave.
“I’ve wandered the fields of fuckery!” BEST LINE EVER!!!!!
"I've looked high, I've looked low, and couldn't find any fucks to give." Pure gold 🤣🤣
Grown men will always bow down to their mothers, it’s our only weakness.
I sent this video to my mom with the text "I know you won't like the cussing but I thought of you" 😂
Unless you happen to the acting parent for both your mother and father.
Especially a Southern man. A Southern man considers his mama to be a saint and anybody who says different is gonna get hurt.
So true.❤
@@txgunguy2766Midwest here, Michigan moms are a force to be reckoned with 😮❤
Old native trick.
You want the chief to do whats right, tell his mom.
"The village chief is my pawpaw. He gets his orders from my mawmaw, she makes him walk the line."
safety man having rickys moms number is something i didnt see coming...
Love that he used a Tom macdonald line! Pure gold!!! ❤️
What line did he use? I love Tom and Ricky broski
does anyone else smell printer ink and disappointment 🤣
The look on Ricky’s face when he turns around and sees safety man after saying this completes it for me.
A decade ago we'd tell Pablo that his mom was on the phone in the office. In all reality, it was Bob (the sup of the instrumentation) and good ol Bob was acting like he was ICE
“I’ve wandered the fields of fuckery, it’s barren” 🤣🤣🤣
Rick sounds a little bit like Larry from Veggietales, which makes these so much better.
Holy shit i would be putting that crap on so fast if he even threatened to bring my mother into. That woman can cook anything into a masterpiece.
Shit just started popping up for me and I love it! Shit is spot on
I like how the safety man is just him without filters😂
The dirty look Ricky eventually gave him must have been so satisfying
You should use the female face changeover to become roscoe wife. Ricky can talk crap to roscoe but he has to be nice to her. She probably that one wife that always shows up to a site with goodies for everyone. Like banana bread and jerky!
ooooo banana bread would work so well
Proudly wearing my safety first t-shirt from outlaw ordinance
I've looked high, I've looked low. There's no fucks to give anyways. Rick!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I noticed Rick didn't want to wear the safety vest, glasses, and what not. But he still had his hardhat on.
Men don't mess with momma.
Thank God our grand-pappies organized and got us safety regulations. Would have to insult my great grand-daddy by ignoring the worker rights he fought for. And of course all the Nazis he killed. Gotta put respect on that man's name.
I absolutely love your videos, I swear I have worked with Ricky and Roscoe, thank you for making my days brighter.
OMG! Bill Poter from Porter Brothers Quarries did this to me when I was 18 yrs old working for him. lmao
Ricky HAS to be Italian if he is scared of his madre 😂
Or hispanic, or black, or Asian 🤷🏽♀️
@@elizabethnoel7103
Or just a Southern boy.
Dsmn bro thats a little much don't you think
Printer ink and disappointment was truth, but calling his mother !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10 points for “the Safety Man”! Hilarious! Ricky all big & bad with his I don’t care attitude.
Knew this was going to be done @ some point!!!
Yup... i've done this to my employees a few times... it brings a smile to my face....
I don’t know much about his job, but he keeps it so simple and funny I feel like I know what im watching and I enjoy it
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we 100% need more of Ricky’s mom!!!!
I love your videos I got both sides of my family watching you and tons of friends. Everyone loves these.
Fun fact. I had my boss call my mother before when I was doing construction. Lol. This hits home.
The amount of one liners this guy drops 😂 he should write a stand up skit with some based off some of this content.
This is gotta be my favorite one that you’ve done so far. The printer ink a disappointment part is hilarious
One of the few times Safety man has bested Ricky.😂
The safety man gotcha Ricky.....Hahahaha.
🤣🤣🤣 these are my FAVORITE!!!! You’re awesome!!!
I'm still stunned that Ricky has safety glasses on. Looks professional.
My first video watched this morning and thank you. That whole skit was hilarious!! What a great start to the day! 🤣😂🤣
This is one of the classics. Never gets old.
Printer ink and disappointment describes the safety man so well
I'm a safety guy. Or I was. You're awesome 😂😂😂
Ha😂, my mom taught me the "I have no fücks to give"
e.g. Tommy and Scotty's mom let th"I DON'T GIVE A FüCK, I said no!"
Anyone else remember those days?
This is by far my favorite video from you so far 😂😂😂😂😂
That soliloquy about the fields of fuckery was magnificent.
"You couldn't afford go give a f*** if you had it financed" 🤣🤣🤣
" You couldn't afford to give a fuck if you had it financed " 💀💀💀💀
That's dirty, safety man
The mom part had me dieing 😂😂😂
Do I hear a little "Everybody hates me" reference there? 🤔 lol love it 😂
Calling Ricky's Mom was dirty...Well played Sir!!
Bro that was low even for a safety inspector.
Also can we just appreciate the “does anyone else smell printer ink and disappointment?”😂😂😂
Your writing is fantastic. The television industry needs you desperately.
Pablo keeps 6 eyes and two noses open at all times at the slightest suspicion of any type of authority he is taking flight 😂