STAYING ALIVE ★ a chainsaw man shitpost

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024

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  • @StarchyFriend
    @StarchyFriend  3 года назад +702

    If you're looking for more you can check out this vid ruclips.net/video/X_aTr0Yk6U0/видео.html, shit's bananas 🐒

  • @shivam9023
    @shivam9023 3 года назад +3366

    Kobeni : Finally its over, now I can live in peace
    Author : “Part 2 confirmed”
    Kobeni :

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +280

      You just know that even when Denji and Kobeni move on with their lives and part ways chaos will always follow her somehow. She is hated by the universe

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 2 года назад +67

      @@marlom7882 did she contract with the Chaos Devil?

    • @yinnyonline
      @yinnyonline 2 года назад +113

      @@pacotaco1246 she contracted with the karma devil in a past life and now she's reaping the results

    • @chaddetected5272
      @chaddetected5272 2 года назад +7

      @@yinnyonline 🧢

    • @burgitto
      @burgitto 2 года назад +9

      Wait will part 2 be the last season?!??! I hope there will be a part 3 too, i dont want it to end coz its my guilty pleasure 😢😭

  • @mia-uz9lx
    @mia-uz9lx 3 года назад +7336

    kobeni is adorable when she's about to pass out from the horrifying time she's having

  • @marlom7882
    @marlom7882 3 года назад +11254

    Kobeni is fated for pain just like everyone else in this series the only difference is her pain is framed as comedy

  • @paisenpaisen
    @paisenpaisen 3 года назад +4570

    this is actually the first manga I’ve seen where one person’s pain is the sole comedy relief

    • @elliotville7820
      @elliotville7820 3 года назад +264

      That's dark comedy for ya 🤣

    • @fayHoran
      @fayHoran 3 года назад +109

      You should try reading and watching Gintama🤣

    • @0zone247
      @0zone247 3 года назад +52

      MY CARRRR

    • @Mark12434
      @Mark12434 3 года назад +41

      what about the punching bag characters you know the people who get sht on for literally no reason.
      Perfect example Is Toby from the US tv show The Office.

    • @luisat431
      @luisat431 3 года назад +3

      Fuck this comment is so true

  • @AtomicPrimate
    @AtomicPrimate 3 года назад +7205

    i had a weird dream where kobeni survives the ending of chainsaw man, just so a meteor falls on her the very last panel

    • @StarchyFriend
      @StarchyFriend  3 года назад +1872

      I could see something like that actually happening tbh

    • @ottoalejandroramirezmaldon9175
      @ottoalejandroramirezmaldon9175 3 года назад +366

      I had a weird same dream
      An alternative ending in Tarantino's Film ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD when with a lot of details Rick and Cliff Die in their house for the Manson's Clan and Sharon tate

    • @keoyeo8941
      @keoyeo8941 3 года назад +380

      Watch her have a contract with the luck devil

    • @TheGamingRecruit
      @TheGamingRecruit 3 года назад +103

      Just commenting to remind me to come back to this comment after the end of the manga

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 3 года назад +88

      They kill Kobeni we riot!

  • @daffodil3063
    @daffodil3063 3 года назад +1263

    The more kobeni wants to end her suffering 10 years gets added to her lifespan

    • @lairesoul
      @lairesoul 3 года назад +26

      She's scared of dying lmao

    • @hollowmoon5334
      @hollowmoon5334 3 года назад +60

      Imagine if this is cannon

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +12

      @@lairesoul well it’s either she survives each time only to get further traumatized again or an end to her suffering
      Man her life sucks

    • @whaa6894
      @whaa6894 3 года назад +48

      Opposite of the angel devil

    • @vvlogger6891
      @vvlogger6891 2 года назад +17

      @@whaa6894 Devil devil?

  • @gent9358
    @gent9358 3 года назад +3389

    Today on the Anime Guide: How to become best girl when there's stiff competition
    Kobeni: *sniff* *sob* P-process of e-elimination

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 3 года назад +95

      I comment just to revisit this comment later

    • @shiina5509
      @shiina5509 3 года назад +64

      I would like to see that on todays modern Harem Anime genre.

    • @Acceleration50
      @Acceleration50 3 года назад +131

      There’s no competition when the competition’s dead.

    • @jonesjones6279
      @jonesjones6279 3 года назад +6

      Probably the only RUclips comment I’ve ever laughed at, you rock

    • @maagic2031
      @maagic2031 3 года назад +50

      Kobeni wins by doing absolutely nothing!

  • @japain3702
    @japain3702 4 года назад +1228

    Kobeni is actually the final boss of Chainsaw Man

    • @cookiesalat6262
      @cookiesalat6262 3 года назад +138

      At this point its believable. It was a plot planned by makima all along

    • @eugenlesen1085
      @eugenlesen1085 3 года назад +66

      If you said Madara would start WW3 and Goku Will stop him while on drugs i would believe you beacuse this is chainsaw man we talking about

    • @setzuko9422
      @setzuko9422 3 года назад +14

      At this point, i do might believe that kobeni will be the last boss.

    • @shahmielhakim1510
      @shahmielhakim1510 3 года назад +18

      Turns out Kobeni is the gun devil

    • @satyam12agjgg18
      @satyam12agjgg18 3 года назад +2

      She is god

  • @chef3997
    @chef3997 4 года назад +3085

    First her car, now her workplace, what is gonna be next?

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 2 года назад +247

    Kobeni was granted immortality in exchange for unlimited suffering. Her plot armour is a plot prison.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 года назад +24

      Plot Armour Devil is her contract - she will survive anything, but will have an absolutely horrifying....

  • @imaginationless5131
    @imaginationless5131 3 года назад +1900

    Imaging if she kill Makima by accident.
    Oh God that would be hilarious...

    • @WeirdTale
      @WeirdTale 3 года назад +132

      We can only hope.

    • @jokerj3316
      @jokerj3316 3 года назад +45

      It didn't happen

    • @imaginationless5131
      @imaginationless5131 3 года назад +182

      @@jokerj3316 At least they can make a makiburger(?

    • @Qillje
      @Qillje 3 года назад +54

      Spoiler
      She is dead, denji kill her

    • @imaginationless5131
      @imaginationless5131 3 года назад +8

      @@Qillje Yeah, I know that, this coment is for weeks ago xd

  • @makimaizabeatch3792
    @makimaizabeatch3792 4 года назад +2227

    Why does horrified kobeni looks so cute?
    I feel so guilty

    • @broskibrunches
      @broskibrunches 3 года назад +183

      Ikr like she's in pain and I'm just like.
      "Awww bb"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +158

      It triggers your protective instincts. It's why men have shorter lifespans.

    • @makimaizabeatch3792
      @makimaizabeatch3792 3 года назад +78

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 i do hope she survives in part 2 lol

    • @revenant849
      @revenant849 3 года назад +12

      As a sadist... YES

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +22

      @@makimaizabeatch3792 It just wouldn't be the same. Literally the universe will implode.

  • @AnthonySenpaikun
    @AnthonySenpaikun 3 года назад +786

    I love how her will to live is very expressed. The intense fear of dying is so obvious from her expression and action that it's funny. poor kobeni, hope you get to live in the alps in the end.

  • @krystiandrzazga1950
    @krystiandrzazga1950 3 года назад +730

    I am 100% sure she will survive just because it would be so funny

    • @pr_gr8760
      @pr_gr8760 3 года назад +27

      And here we are.

    • @chrisk5800
      @chrisk5800 2 года назад

      She’s gonna die like Sasha from attack on titan

    • @TakonoTakoUwU
      @TakonoTakoUwU 2 года назад +6

      @@chrisk5800 Dude stop

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 Год назад +11

      @@chrisk5800 Sasha was the comedic relief despite all the chaos and suffering happening around her. Kobeni’s the comedic relief BECAUSE of all the chaos and suffering directly happening to her. No way she’s dies.

  • @seacat1342
    @seacat1342 4 года назад +704

    kobenichad anthem

    • @seacat1342
      @seacat1342 3 года назад +7

      @TheSavior shadilay kekstani

    • @shiina5509
      @shiina5509 3 года назад +1

      Meh I Would Like To hear Kobeni's Car Anthem

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 3 года назад

      Kino

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 Год назад +24

    When MAPPA blows their entire animation budget on the DDR sequence in the third season of the Chainsaw Man anime, then I will finally be able to rest

  • @erifresh
    @erifresh 3 года назад +234

    Idk why I fell in love with Kobeni the day she got knocked out because she tried drinking toilet water

    • @munirmustafa9109
      @munirmustafa9109 3 года назад +10

      She ummmm what? 😲

    • @goose4349
      @goose4349 3 года назад +31

      @@munirmustafa9109 yeah the uhh, eyepatch lady mentioned that

    • @Zsuttey
      @Zsuttey 3 года назад +20

      Himeno

    • @goose4349
      @goose4349 3 года назад +7

      @@Zsuttey yeah her

    • @TakonoTakoUwU
      @TakonoTakoUwU 2 года назад +5

      @@goose4349 she lived so little almost no one remembers her name, just that she vomited on denjis mouth

  • @RyujinRoninReach
    @RyujinRoninReach 3 года назад +82

    The basic ones will love makima
    The emotional ones will love Hajime
    The true fans will love kobeni

  • @albozru1e
    @albozru1e 3 года назад +342

    Im sorry but i busted my ass laughing at the fact that they used the same panel of her tripping the 2nd time

    • @abelsedeno5818
      @abelsedeno5818 2 года назад +19

      IKR ITS LIKE SHE JUST DID THE EXACT SAME THING, IT ADDS TO THE COMEDY

  • @duythuc1515
    @duythuc1515 Год назад +40

    The fact that Chainsaw liked Kobeni and "took" her on a date is hilarious cuz Denji had no interest in her

  • @pranitp.29
    @pranitp.29 3 года назад +33

    Kobeni is the type of person who wins a battle Royale game without doing anything

  • @SpitefulShoebill
    @SpitefulShoebill 3 года назад +75

    She managed to survive up until the very end

  • @willsith9762
    @willsith9762 2 года назад +30

    Kobeni's entire character can be defined as, "Welp she ain't dead yet."

  • @369TurtleMan
    @369TurtleMan 3 года назад +138

    God I hope she has a mega-talented voice actor in the anime. Her little noises are so key to her comedy.

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Год назад +6

    You're laughing. She's vancing for her life and you're laughing.

  • @dustinnabil798
    @dustinnabil798 3 года назад +58

    Best girl through natural selection

  • @seacat1342
    @seacat1342 3 года назад +331

    still true! kobeni just keeps winning!

    • @StarchyFriend
      @StarchyFriend  3 года назад +79

      >mfw kobeni was endgame all along

    • @kubobetterrelax7435
      @kubobetterrelax7435 3 года назад +31

      She danced him to death

    • @vitaly_l8041
      @vitaly_l8041 2 года назад

      @@StarchyFriend Always has been, *puts his hand in the gun*

  • @kdash3945
    @kdash3945 3 года назад +158

    Kobeni is gonna be the only survivor at the end of this manga

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +58

      The whole city will be in flames and she's gonna be on a small lifeboat watching it from a mile offshore, quart of tequila in hand...which she accidentally drops into the water.

    • @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo1206
      @nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo1206 3 года назад +35

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 *starts to cry* "My tequila" *sobs*

    • @munirmustafa9109
      @munirmustafa9109 3 года назад +10

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 why do I feel like that could actually happen to her?

    • @erfanthered9801
      @erfanthered9801 3 года назад +8

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 I have been laughing at this comment for 5 minutes
      Help i can't breath

    • @axserwz5022
      @axserwz5022 3 года назад +5

      @@erfanthered9801 I love this fanbase😭

  • @joshuahendricks9558
    @joshuahendricks9558 2 года назад +41

    I cannot express the emotions that poured through me when she slipped a second time.
    The look on everyone's faces when they realized this is how they die.
    The fact that she slipped AT ALL in such a fucked up and volatile situation.
    At that point I was ready for everything that followed. Right up in Vance Vance Revolution.
    That shit set me right back to 0.

  • @igfferftygee2194
    @igfferftygee2194 3 года назад +142

    This will shoot again when anime adaptation released

  • @grqqn
    @grqqn 2 года назад +5

    best girl by process of elimination

  • @UnownDepth
    @UnownDepth 4 года назад +428

    Thsis poor girl can't catch an break lol

  • @pablorc3889
    @pablorc3889 3 года назад +6

    Stand user: kobeni
    Stand name: stayin alive

  • @soupamen6669
    @soupamen6669 Год назад +4

    That family burger guy isn't ''stayin alive'' anymore

  • @ariffiqbal168
    @ariffiqbal168 3 года назад +35

    Comedy Devil having a field trip with her existence

  • @gwapa8853
    @gwapa8853 3 года назад +66

    Trust me when this anime get animated everyone will come back to this

  • @cris9242
    @cris9242 Год назад +16

    Me at the first appearance of Kobeni: "Oh look! A corpse is talking"
    Always me at the end of the manga: "She is the devil of immortality!"

  • @elnaoya9274
    @elnaoya9274 4 года назад +151

    Kobeni can't catch a break, eh, Fujimoto?

    • @StarchyFriend
      @StarchyFriend  4 года назад +25

      Nope, not a chance :^(

    • @UnownDepth
      @UnownDepth 4 года назад +9

      maybe at the end

    • @jokerj3316
      @jokerj3316 3 года назад +10

      @@UnownDepth well I got good news for you

    • @UnownDepth
      @UnownDepth 3 года назад +5

      @@jokerj3316 yup.

  • @koteshima6682
    @koteshima6682 3 года назад +62

    Kobeni just wanted to stay alive.
    Denji wanted some DDR.

  • @pantonpg
    @pantonpg 3 года назад +52

    I swear CSM chapter 85 is peak fiction.

  • @minicampell7726
    @minicampell7726 Год назад +5

    Lol I love how they keep repeating the burger recipe but lettuce is dead.

  • @icecream1454
    @icecream1454 3 года назад +20

    seeing kobeni is just an entire mix of an emotional rollercoaster, ya love it but you feel bad.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 года назад +5

    Best girl by process of elimination.

  • @zeyoddity111
    @zeyoddity111 3 года назад +14

    Kobeni is literally the character in chainsaw man that is destined to not die, like maybe she might die in part 2 but overall in part 1, it's hilarious how she of all people survived the tragic events of part 1 of chainsaw man.

  • @tartoflan
    @tartoflan 3 года назад +22

    Don't cry Kobeni. That's the price to pay in order to be saved from the Family

  • @orleanswarrior1834
    @orleanswarrior1834 2 года назад +2

    This is what made fall in love with chainsaw man

  • @seacat1342
    @seacat1342 3 года назад +18

    kobeni is so cute even when she is sad. thank you fujimoto for the amazing chapter

    • @StarchyFriend
      @StarchyFriend  3 года назад +3

      mhm, loved the introspection and character growth in the latest release

  • @Sethern
    @Sethern 3 года назад +21

    Can we appreciate how good Kobeni is as a comic relief character? I mean, psychological issues or not, she’s funny as hell

  • @captainfooboo7187
    @captainfooboo7187 3 года назад +8

    When she said “EEGHGHEKHGHKEH”
    I felt that.

  • @Will_left
    @Will_left 3 года назад +1

    “Man forces her to play ddr against her will”

  • @mattriarchal
    @mattriarchal Год назад +3

    Funny choice of song for one of the handful to stay alive after part 1

  • @Warfrae
    @Warfrae 2 года назад +4

    She needs a hug and pampering lol

  • @leonardorestrepo5196
    @leonardorestrepo5196 2 года назад +3

    Surviving purely due to failure, God what a concept

  • @gamerbaratinho9779
    @gamerbaratinho9779 4 года назад +158

    It's good to be a fan of something that doesn't have anime and boring fandoms yet. Even shitposts are cool :)

    • @StarchyFriend
      @StarchyFriend  4 года назад +17

      Gamer Pooper Mhm, you know what’s up :^)

    • @oak3722
      @oak3722 3 года назад +28

      Yes bro when a good manga gets an anime all the toxic people start coming over but i really wanna see it animated

    • @jayjayjay4150
      @jayjayjay4150 3 года назад +8

      imma miss all the shit posts from the manga readers once csm gets an anime😭

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 3 года назад +5

      Really enjoy this friend, because once the anime comes out it's gonna be as insufarable as the Jojo fanbase.

    • @bogart7122
      @bogart7122 3 года назад

      True

  • @bartycrouchjr4172
    @bartycrouchjr4172 3 года назад +34

    a life doing only what you want to do it's nothing but a dream

  • @keyanashortridge8500
    @keyanashortridge8500 2 года назад +3

    life is chainsaw man and i am kobeni being made to dance.

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda 2 года назад +5

    I can see how much people are going to use/love Kobeni's anime dance just on how much we mess around with her 2D image

  • @fenixman2
    @fenixman2 4 года назад +43

    damn not just a funposter but also a kobenichad this is a great channel

  • @setokaiba7901
    @setokaiba7901 2 года назад +3

    Pretty funny but I also feel bad for Kobeni

  • @jmiyabi314
    @jmiyabi314 Год назад +3

    That dead burger guy always makes me smile

  • @DfRaid
    @DfRaid Год назад +3

    JUST SERVE THE DAMN BURGER

  • @chancaca1206
    @chancaca1206 4 года назад +14

    Appeared in my recommendations, I feel truly blessed

  • @levimonterroso9168
    @levimonterroso9168 3 года назад +369

    Chainsaw man has the best fans ever. Hopefully we don’t get any mha or Haikyuu fans here

    • @idgfaz
      @idgfaz 3 года назад +22

      Alright time to quit for being a fan of Chainsawman

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +11

      Those are the examples you're going with?

    • @nvhfri5521
      @nvhfri5521 3 года назад +79

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 i mean both fandom full of yaoi stuff so dont bring that thing here is what he/she want to said

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 3 года назад +29

      @@nvhfri5521 i know. I hate gay fanart too.

    • @jackgebhardt2932
      @jackgebhardt2932 3 года назад +9

      @@edgarbanuelos6472 Why?

  • @ilbruco5427
    @ilbruco5427 3 года назад +11

    Kobeni.... LIVE

  • @0OOO0GAAA
    @0OOO0GAAA 3 года назад +3

    0:02 it's not 5 second yet, but I laughed like hell...

  • @artt9029
    @artt9029 3 года назад +2

    She needs a hug

  • @snelldor1474
    @snelldor1474 2 года назад +2

    Kobeni. The girl who’s only specifically designed to survive everything but experience the most pain. Even to the point where her own car beat her in the popularity polls.

  • @TaylorONEism93
    @TaylorONEism93 3 года назад +1

    This scene was actually unsettling to read ngl

  • @Spicystachegamer
    @Spicystachegamer Год назад +2

    Its ironic cause the editor originalky wanted to kill kobeni off in favor of the angel demon, but instead he killed off angel dude cause he like making kobeni suffer.

  • @bartycrouchjr4172
    @bartycrouchjr4172 4 года назад +83

    Kafkaesque

  • @endhvi7360
    @endhvi7360 2 года назад +3

    Live, kobeni

  • @DaniG._.German
    @DaniG._.German 2 года назад +2

    When plot armor turns you into the joke of the plot

  • @りひと-x7g
    @りひと-x7g 3 года назад +6

    藤本タツキは人をおかしくする力があるね
    ファミリー!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xysm5224
    @xysm5224 Год назад +3

    i miss her car so much bros...

  • @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis
    @Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis 2 года назад +5

    Her plot armor is so strong she could probably solo goku.

  • @rgbarrios0331
    @rgbarrios0331 3 года назад

    "Life is not daijoubu."
    -Kobeni

  • @Chaosdunk_
    @Chaosdunk_ 4 года назад +27

    I love you with all my heart thank you so much LMAO

  • @r.w.3378
    @r.w.3378 3 года назад +3

    Kobeni was best girl by process of elimination litterallt

  • @sandvich9465
    @sandvich9465 Год назад +4

    Pochita in that form is in full controll not denji so uhh pochita likes kobeni

  • @wa7saka
    @wa7saka 3 года назад +2

    unluckiest luckiest character

  • @dzunglatherikkasimp
    @dzunglatherikkasimp 2 года назад +3

    man i love kobeni

  • @therealsamasima
    @therealsamasima 3 года назад +9

    I loled so hard when the dude was like, youre kidding right? she fell three times? is this a joke?

  • @AdyanHossain_
    @AdyanHossain_ 3 года назад +1

    the burger scene is what would happen if the gordon ramsay devil existed

  • @unclekarma1855
    @unclekarma1855 3 года назад +1

    Her demon is the suffering demon. She will always live but she will find no peace

  • @roxtechs
    @roxtechs 2 года назад +1

    I love how to people who aren’t familiar with this series are hella confused.

  • @pizzaroneee
    @pizzaroneee 3 года назад +1

    Imagine she is the final villain and the author is showing us her pain throughout the series

  • @meyouandi3174
    @meyouandi3174 2 года назад +1

    what a grand introduction to the series

  • @ElReyDeNoche
    @ElReyDeNoche 4 года назад +5

    You're royalty for this. So glad someone dropped this in the server. Keep up the good work.

  • @ethanking2242
    @ethanking2242 3 года назад +2

    I literally stayed up this entire night reading up to the current chapter just to get the context for this. Well worth it

  • @cosmicturban2797
    @cosmicturban2797 3 года назад

    When she said "EEGHGHEKHGHKEH" I really resonated with that.

  • @andreajm932
    @andreajm932 3 года назад +2

    I think she has a contract with the luck devil, but the downside is that she will be inside the worst possible scenario everytime

    • @cosmosflano2327
      @cosmosflano2327 3 года назад

      I saw some guy commenting that Kobeni either had a contract with a luck devil or she was the luck devil herself but couldnt find the chapter where this was mentioned

  • @emoon6618
    @emoon6618 3 года назад +3

    Considering her circumstances she is handling the trauma really well

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky Год назад

    I can't remember where I read it, but I remember someone saying that Kobeni is basically an example of how a character with plot armor can still make you feel like they're the butt of a dark cosmic joke

  • @astolforider9521
    @astolforider9521 3 года назад

    She has travled the umbral plains destined to dance like her life depends on it

  • @said9430
    @said9430 3 года назад

    All I think about when I hear this song is that one episode of office

  • @friendlyroughai3319
    @friendlyroughai3319 4 года назад +61

    Nice shit dude, finally we got kobeni dance

  • @albozru1e
    @albozru1e 3 года назад +8

    I watched this more times than i should have

  • @manicscrunkly
    @manicscrunkly 3 года назад

    probably contracted with the fear devil or bad luck devil

  • @zilentzap
    @zilentzap 3 года назад

    kobeni is the only character who was there just for "being kobeni"