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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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  • @nikkoortiz
    @nikkoortiz  Год назад +92

    What is a tiktok YOU regret watching? lmao

    • @maryjane4432
      @maryjane4432 Год назад

      Would love to watch live but don’t do twitch

    • @BabyWick351
      @BabyWick351 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonthomas2412
      @brandonthomas2412 Год назад +1

      Which one

    • @wesconklin
      @wesconklin Год назад +2

      Catnip actually used to be used as a medicine

    • @kyleabbott147
      @kyleabbott147 Год назад

      Yo where can we submit videos for you to do I just found a crazy bear video (it's not one you've had yet)

  • @nikkoortizshorts
    @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +102

    Everytime I open TikTok I regret it 😅

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +33

      SAME I agree 😂 Tiktok makes me cry lol

    • @S115PL
      @S115PL Год назад +8

      Oh hi Nikko, and hi Nikko too

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +3

      yea but i discovered i there...

    • @Schwarbombs12
      @Schwarbombs12 Год назад +2

      @@nikkoortiz Sir Nikko. Should I join jrotc? if so what branch should I join? if I join I wanna join the drill team.

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Год назад

      There it is ...my favorite personalities responding to each other, and our numero uno Marie is back! 🤗

  • @Norestfortheinfernal
    @Norestfortheinfernal Год назад +42

    Nico Your Crayon eating fans need more Marine Corps bs shorts lol! Keep up the work bud love it!

  • @Temortisteman
    @Temortisteman Год назад +14

    Brother thank you so much for bringing joy to the dark days!! You’re truly the sunshine everyone not just wants but needs!! Much love brother!!❤❤

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Год назад +37

    Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you made my day a million times better keep up the fantastic work Nikko brother brother 😂❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +11

      Thanks sniper! You gonna be on kick later?!

  • @ZediEquinox
    @ZediEquinox Год назад +13

    Okay, but the part with the “thing” in the shower ended me 😂😂😂
    I’ve got really bad ADHD but I gotta say your content is always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @ElegantMessTechPC
    @ElegantMessTechPC Год назад +6

    Okay, I NEED to hear that full story ! That shit sounds hilarious

  • @israelvaldivia2388
    @israelvaldivia2388 Год назад +7

    bro im screaming when u said u knocked someone out yessirrrrrrrrrrrr thats that bay area force lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Bay boy till I die with the black AIRFORCE energy!

  • @Jungkookstabel
    @Jungkookstabel Год назад +8

    Hi Nikko amazing content as always hope your having a good day loved it

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад +2

      🙌

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Super busy day but we MOVIN! You gonna be on the live stream today?!

    • @Jungkookstabel
      @Jungkookstabel Год назад +1

      Depends what time my guy I'm living in the UK

    • @Jungkookstabel
      @Jungkookstabel Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz ima try my best to be there but UK I'm about 8 hours ahead

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Год назад +7

    Tiktok makes me cry inside 😂

  • @xXCrimebossX
    @xXCrimebossX Год назад +4

    Hey Nikko thanks for helping me while I am down you always make my day better with your videos.

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 Год назад +7

    Fun fact: Catnip has a slightly relaxing effect on humans. I had a coworker who made his own catnip tea to help him sleep.

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Год назад +9

    Sometimes, I just don't understand people. Great video, Nikko. Have a great day. See you on Kick. 💚💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Thanks goblue! You gonna be on live todag?

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz I'm always there for ya, Nikko.

  • @shelbyortiz94997
    @shelbyortiz94997 Год назад +2

    An amazing video like always im still laughing you are The Best! Keep up the good work! ❤ 😂

  • @ellenkarlsson9490
    @ellenkarlsson9490 Год назад +16

    The guy being disgusted by a clean tampon. 😂🤦‍♀ Buddy, that's probably the cleanest thing that's been in your mouth in a long time.

  • @wogginmynoggin6695
    @wogginmynoggin6695 Год назад +10

    I made it on time to say navy will always be my fav character

  • @ajl1430
    @ajl1430 Год назад +1

    the tampon one oh nooo😂 my drunk ass been pranked like that way to many times. Great video 👍

  • @honusvernum470
    @honusvernum470 Год назад +7

    Navy needs to review the best Clap pills.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +5

      Wait aye yo clap what 👀 -Navy

  • @Itzzeeka
    @Itzzeeka Год назад +3

    Your Navy character is veryyy realistic and is my favorite

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      😂😂 who is your least favorite character?

    • @Itzzeeka
      @Itzzeeka Год назад +1

      @@nikkoortiz probably space force it's good just the others better

  • @Nikkolive
    @Nikkolive Год назад +10

    Tiktok makes me regret everything lmfao 😂

  • @josiahholt4423
    @josiahholt4423 Год назад +3

    I keep trying to be here for a release. Finally!

  • @FloridaGuy90000
    @FloridaGuy90000 Год назад +3

    NIKKO!!!!!! WHATSUP!!! A GOOD DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

  • @paulherman5822
    @paulherman5822 Год назад +2

    Wisconsin's #1 eligible bachelor? Nah. Pretty sure that's the T-Rex Donut Operator showcased. HE'S the #1 eligible bachelor. 😂😂😂

  • @HappyPickle4
    @HappyPickle4 Год назад +4

    That girl was dancing like when you poor salt on a snail

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      😂 please describe this pain?

  • @Bolonyman
    @Bolonyman 10 месяцев назад

    "You have to try everything that you do" Nikko spitting the hard facts 🤣

  • @drdocter909
    @drdocter909 Год назад +8

    Man watching Nikko is like taking fentinal

  • @GojoSwungg
    @GojoSwungg Год назад +7

    These videos make me happy that I don't have TikTok!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад +2

      Ghost!!! Popcorn, chasing, disembowelment, and cards at midnight

    • @GojoSwungg
      @GojoSwungg Год назад +1

      @@mariedockery1126 Yes ma'am!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Год назад

      @@GojoSwungg I'll make sure Chucky asleep..little shit!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @JaimeeJam
    @JaimeeJam Год назад

    The shirt you're wearing is my favourite! Love your videos, have a great day!

  • @Iluvu187
    @Iluvu187 Год назад +4

    Hell yeah back with another one! Right on time (my game is soon😳)

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Oh snap what sport?!

    • @Iluvu187
      @Iluvu187 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz Softball….

  • @gmartin2341
    @gmartin2341 Год назад

    Love your content, swore in the guard yesterday and I ship May 15th! Weekend warriors for life, keep up the good work!

  • @melissaguajardo5622
    @melissaguajardo5622 Год назад +1

    It's tha Clamidia vibes for me!!!!

  • @cameronellis6294
    @cameronellis6294 Год назад

    Funny af love the content keep up the good work buddy

  • @MZ-bl6wg
    @MZ-bl6wg Год назад

    Thanks for layin Vegas boy out brotha!!!

  • @Bad_larson
    @Bad_larson Год назад +2

    Nikkoooo wassup I’m hyped up for the live stream later!!!

    • @nikkoortizshorts
      @nikkoortizshorts Год назад

      Yesssss

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Let’s goooo! Just a heads up blake we might jump to KICK tonight!

    • @Bad_larson
      @Bad_larson Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz alr bet I’m eastern time what time will it be

  • @dough7726
    @dough7726 Год назад +1

    Yo new nikko video ive been sick recently thanks for curing my bordem

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      I gotchu dough! What should we react to next?

  • @archiehowitt4145
    @archiehowitt4145 Год назад +2

    lets go another Nikko vid

  • @alessiabot
    @alessiabot Год назад +4

    whew can't tell what's the cringest clip but i loved the tampon one! thank you once again, you're amazing 🙏🏻

  • @a_lifelesslie
    @a_lifelesslie Год назад +2

    Tiktok is just... I dunno man. Thanks for the laugh man! God bless.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Pain I believe the word yohr looking for is pain? 😂

    • @a_lifelesslie
      @a_lifelesslie Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz Yes thank you 🤣

  • @Roland80
    @Roland80 Год назад +3

    Love you Vids by the way they’re sick

  • @c_tavs
    @c_tavs Год назад +4

    Oh Lordy….these were as insane as the day we first watched them. 😬 People be crazy.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      Yeah it was WILD WILD 😂😂

  • @nk-th4lm
    @nk-th4lm Год назад +3

    i love that i've watched the same compilation 💀

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Now we all feel the pain 😂

  • @MaxUKR
    @MaxUKR Год назад

    Great Video as usual!

  • @emmaolson19
    @emmaolson19 Год назад +1

    As a Wisconsinite and a straight woman, we do not claim him.

  • @offica-srt-ty
    @offica-srt-ty Год назад +1

    i love all you vids man

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Thanks arctic! What video is your favorite?

  • @operator.rylee28
    @operator.rylee28 Год назад +2

    Yesss nikko you are the best

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Nah nah…WE THE BEST MUSIC!!

    • @operator.rylee28
      @operator.rylee28 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz we should do a ground branch video together

  • @magzr5497
    @magzr5497 Год назад

    Just found ur channel , ur so funny😂 subbed

  • @tahadesigns4688
    @tahadesigns4688 Год назад +1

    Love seeing your military content please give us more, would also love to see more British military content and the Iraqi Golden division.
    Love from England

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Bet I gotchu!!! Any specific kind of training?!

  • @Aloysius_OHare
    @Aloysius_OHare Год назад

    I wholeheartedly agree with kids being dragged by the kid backpack leashes so they can stop being menacing goblins to other human being.

  • @helicarnel7910
    @helicarnel7910 Год назад +4

    I realy Like watching you Niko love you from bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      From Bosnia!! Let’s go!! What was the worst Tiktok? Lol

    • @helicarnel7910
      @helicarnel7910 Год назад +1

      The one when the dud Hits the fat Woman
      Big Dumtruck😂

  • @ShayyButter
    @ShayyButter Год назад +1

    im here for that laying that guy the F out story!!

  • @JaimeeJam
    @JaimeeJam Год назад

    That dog barking because he can't stand those living condition either! lol

  • @tinyKittn
    @tinyKittn Год назад

    Catnip is usually drunk as a tea to help humans sleep

  • @Uncutkeyzzzzz
    @Uncutkeyzzzzz Год назад +1

    I want more millitary tiktok reactions

  • @nickyt3269
    @nickyt3269 Год назад

    Great laughs, I would love to see a video about the fight on the strip.

  • @graysonshepherd842
    @graysonshepherd842 Год назад +4

    I love your vids ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊😊❤😊❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Thanks!!!! What’s your favorite video sofar,

  • @f-149
    @f-149 Год назад +2

    in what livestream did you talk about knocking that guy out?

    • @sabiinaaaa
      @sabiinaaaa 4 месяца назад

      did you found out which live it was?

    • @f-149
      @f-149 4 месяца назад

      @@sabiinaaaa no sadly not

  • @lebronjames12427
    @lebronjames12427 Год назад +2

    Yooo Nikko how you doing? Have an amazing day

  • @cmendoza1094
    @cmendoza1094 Год назад

    She gonna eat that small boy , it ain’t her child it’s her lunch 😂😂😂😂

  • @riplips1981
    @riplips1981 Год назад +2

    Haha fr though u can smoke catnip I rolled a joint outta catnip and had my friend smoke it and told him to guess the strain he still doesn’t know…

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Omg your boy got brain damage now! 😂

  • @ThatSlayerguy
    @ThatSlayerguy Год назад +1

    i will sure to wake up if i put your screaming as my alarm

  • @jodif8124
    @jodif8124 Год назад +2

    Ooo so hard to watch but you say the funniest shit 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Omg which Tiktok was the hardest to watch?

    • @jodif8124
      @jodif8124 Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz has to be the lady trying to dance and pop it? 🤣

  • @LarryGrylls
    @LarryGrylls Год назад

    Yo, these videos are tight!

  • @ChocolateBabe_
    @ChocolateBabe_ Год назад

    Lmfao you are way to much for me 😭😭😭

  • @icey_ti3038
    @icey_ti3038 Год назад +2

    i need that nikko live vid 9:16

    • @sabiinaaaa
      @sabiinaaaa 4 месяца назад

      did you find the live?

  • @abbiolson8227
    @abbiolson8227 6 месяцев назад

    The living standards comment is soo true its sad... my best friend moved across the country and i got a little sad my room got hella messy but i cleaned it yesterday and i feel way better waking up in a clean room😅

  • @michellelee7230
    @michellelee7230 Год назад

    The drooling was the worst

  • @mackenziehayes8435
    @mackenziehayes8435 Год назад +1

    Dude we need to hear more about this story. Some don’t have twitter. I’m curious

  • @LuciaLopez-fu6qd
    @LuciaLopez-fu6qd Год назад

    Yes sir, ready to laugh!!!!!

  • @officialcfr6969
    @officialcfr6969 Год назад

    Watching this right now waiting for the stream tonight

  • @glediszalli5259
    @glediszalli5259 Год назад +2

    You are goated 😀

  • @jacoblegg4458
    @jacoblegg4458 Год назад +1

    I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO LIKE NIKKOS VIDEO WITH UNDER 1K LIKES! (My life is very sad, I need this win)

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      I appreciate you Jacob! Your life ain’t sad you just gotta go beat the fuck outta keeping you down or in your way!

  • @Courtney1603
    @Courtney1603 Год назад

    ‘I’m getting stabbed but whatever’ 😂

  • @braydenbranham
    @braydenbranham Год назад

    Niko kills me cuz he says the f word 4 million times every episode 😂😂😂

    • @braydenbranham
      @braydenbranham Год назад

      Oops I didn't mean to spell your name wrong Nikko

  • @GhostSoldier100T
    @GhostSoldier100T Год назад +1

    love the vids

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Thanks ghost! What should we react to next?!

    • @GhostSoldier100T
      @GhostSoldier100T Год назад

      @@nikkoortiz maybe more airsoft or army ranger stuff :D

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +1

    Driving on Friday...not now didn't comment on the road...deez just got ruined! 😅

  • @I.N.C.O.R.R.E.C.T..U.S.E.R.S
    @I.N.C.O.R.R.E.C.T..U.S.E.R.S Год назад

    wassup again nikko!

  • @darthmomin8276
    @darthmomin8276 Год назад +3

    You’re funny asf Nikko

  • @ghostwarrior1
    @ghostwarrior1 Год назад +1

    Nikko got that 2019 reaction RUclipsr thumbnail

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      I got the “eh let’s just upload the video” thumb lmao

    • @ghostwarrior1
      @ghostwarrior1 Год назад

      😂

  • @alexiustroskie9754
    @alexiustroskie9754 Год назад

    Fuuukkk i dont think i can make it through the whole video😂

  • @Peanutgallery69
    @Peanutgallery69 Год назад

    Ok but I’m not hitting any strangers vape anywhere 😂

  • @lindaherrick1147
    @lindaherrick1147 Год назад +2

    I don’t know which is worse, the guy putting toes in his mouth or the guy enjoying the show 🤢😂 this video really highlights how there’s some very um….unique….people out there

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +2

      If they paid you $1000 to suck the toes would you do it 👀

    • @lindaherrick1147
      @lindaherrick1147 Год назад

      Nope, I won’t do it!

    • @cosmicbilly
      @cosmicbilly Год назад

      ​@@lindaherrick1147people literally eat assholes clean yet think suckin a toe is weird or gross😂

  • @springstudioz9888
    @springstudioz9888 5 месяцев назад +1

    can somone link the live where he talks about laying that drunk guy out lol😭

    • @sabiinaaaa
      @sabiinaaaa 4 месяца назад

      did you find it? i tried looking at the lives from that time frame but I didn't find the one

    • @springstudioz9888
      @springstudioz9888 4 месяца назад

      @@sabiinaaaa I couldn't find it either 😭

  • @marciemamas4634
    @marciemamas4634 Год назад +1

    Oh man that drink belongs to the baby now!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад +1

      Yeah that’s so grow 🤢

  • @unknowndovakin
    @unknowndovakin Год назад

    ITS MONDAY FOR YALL, ITS FRIDAY EVENING AT 22:55

  • @elainahughbanks4445
    @elainahughbanks4445 Год назад

    what's up nikko thanks for responding to my coments

  • @katekat1064
    @katekat1064 Год назад

    Lol...sometimes being a cougar is better

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Год назад +1

    artwork bro!

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 Год назад +1

    Wow this vid! Crazy

  • @ImClean-
    @ImClean- Год назад

    9:34 I used to smoke catnip with weed because it makes you feel stupid sedated... this was in highschool so yeah ik i was an idiot...

  • @sethofficial3590
    @sethofficial3590 Год назад

    You should take catnip on live 🤣

  • @MissM_PsychCrime
    @MissM_PsychCrime Год назад

    Sweet baby Jesus! There was so much cringe I got in the shower 3 hours ago, scrubbed down with bleach and still don't feel cringe-free

  • @thereaper2479
    @thereaper2479 Год назад +2

    Bro why is tick tock a thing?! Also love the vide keep up with the good work 💙🔥

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Don’t worry Tiktok will go away eventually 😂

  • @fiendishbean
    @fiendishbean Год назад

    At 5:51 I've seen this guy before his old videos were low quality then he did scrap the audio but the people that like his videos told him they like it more with the original audio

  • @lancehayes9983
    @lancehayes9983 Год назад

    Classic Vegas story. That is why I only go to the strip when it's time for work. Family or friends come into town and want to go to the strip I say you guys have fun if you want to go to Red Rock or Mt. Charleston tomorrow then I'm there.

  • @Rednecker
    @Rednecker Год назад +1

    Wassup nikko

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Redneck what’s good! What did you think about the video?

  • @Texanmonk
    @Texanmonk Год назад

    The average Kansas City Chiefs game be like

  • @anthonygreen1806
    @anthonygreen1806 Год назад +1

    NIKKO you need to get on Joe Rogans podcast

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward Год назад +1

    0:34 I see you too handsome ❤

  • @frankwoods6489
    @frankwoods6489 Год назад +4

    Yea I'm glad I never installed Tik Tok

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Год назад

      Frank this was a great choice 😂 what platform do you use the most?

    • @frankwoods6489
      @frankwoods6489 Год назад +1

      Mostly RUclips

  • @justinweathington843
    @justinweathington843 Год назад

    I have smoked catnip before it just gives you a headache