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  • @Therealmikebobaguard
    @Therealmikebobaguard 2 года назад +57

    I can confirm that the wig is correctly described

  • @brokenstarfury4895
    @brokenstarfury4895 2 года назад +54

    Shower thought:
    Punishment doesn't teach you how to avoid doing wrong, it teaches you how to avoid *getting caught* doing wrong.

    • @HyperEthereal
      @HyperEthereal 2 года назад +2

      broken starfury from terradia 🗿
      (Also yeah you are actually totally right)

    • @ok.qqwha1
      @ok.qqwha1 2 года назад +7

      Shower thought:
      What if dogs only lick you because they know you have bones inside?

    • @stewartpugh3498
      @stewartpugh3498 2 года назад +2

      Shower thought:
      Midas killed his wife how does he have a wife after

    • @admiralrex69
      @admiralrex69 2 года назад

      Well... YES

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Год назад +1

    3:10 Roblox. Kinda everything, but the weakness is that it’s always a little less big than you’d have imagined. FIREBALL! **Shoots out hot coals**

  • @Riger82
    @Riger82 2 года назад +1

    1:03 "What if we combined the Titanic with the Hindenburg?"
    You forgot Chernobyl. It's nuclear powered.

  • @samuelmunoz8485
    @samuelmunoz8485 2 года назад +1

    3:15 the dude from subway surfers, so i just have to run for eternity until the apocalipse ends?

  • @several-cats-in-an-SU-47
    @several-cats-in-an-SU-47 2 года назад +18

    0:45 are we just gonna ignore how there's a TF2 objective and level 3 sentry gun?

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Год назад +1

    1:50 💀 kinda screwed, but with some dedication, manageable.

  • @rRD1496
    @rRD1496 2 года назад +4

    3:05 I’m feeling great about this
    Hitman 3’s Agent 47: He’s a super soldier

  • @agb471
    @agb471 2 года назад +4

    1:31 Doom Slayer and Jetstream Sam.

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 2 года назад +14

    11:05 if you live somewhere that abortions are illegal, just travel to a state where it's not. Your home state can't do shit about it, they don't have jurisdiction over something that happened somewhere else, and according the "full faith and credit" thing every state agreed to when they became part of the US, they can't. Just like states where marijuana is still illegal can't charge there citizens when they travel to a state where it is legal to smoke it, they have no authority over what you do outside the state boarders.

    • @JJ_lol
      @JJ_lol 2 года назад +2

      It's sad how the world complains about overpopulation, yet (almost) all of the states in the us are banning abortions, like, do you want overpopulation or not :/

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 2 года назад

      The USA is a strange place.

  • @mhaclara2115
    @mhaclara2115 2 года назад +1

    4:32
    nearest book: Harry Potter and the deathly hallows
    7 Word: jaw.

  • @kimersonanimates1043
    @kimersonanimates1043 2 года назад +2

    3:15 one punch man: yayyayayay

  • @DeadOnTheOutside
    @DeadOnTheOutside 2 года назад +15

    I used journal 3 (the only book I have in my room as of now) and the 69th page 7th word was "myself"

  • @duolingo3896
    @duolingo3896 2 года назад +2

    Closest book at the 7th word said that i would die by air

  • @the_durpy_potato706
    @the_durpy_potato706 2 года назад +1

    3:16 Terraria? IDK how that would go...

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 2 года назад +7

    8:50
    Me seeing the tweet date:
    “Techno died on June 30th, and also it’s not even July 24th yet”

    • @JJ_lol
      @JJ_lol 2 года назад +1

      It might've been from last year

    • @Moon_Savior
      @Moon_Savior 2 года назад +1

      Hey, my birthday is on that July day

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick 2 года назад +1

      Techno died on mt birthday

  • @gayemo2833
    @gayemo2833 2 года назад +3

    Closest book 69 page 7th word was “me”

  • @leMoonfur
    @leMoonfur 2 года назад +7

    Nice day when he posts

  • @maddoxglassner-u5d
    @maddoxglassner-u5d 2 года назад +1

    closest book, 69th page, 7th word was 'insert'
    very sus

  • @higgsy0099
    @higgsy0099 2 года назад +2

    3:12 I got a fall guy

  • @Alithea_Ancunin
    @Alithea_Ancunin 2 года назад +1

    Closest book, 69th page, 7th word was Guy. With all the violence against women in mind I'm not even surprised.

  • @baliey9957
    @baliey9957 2 года назад +1

    That Techno one was too soon 😭

  • @ACGreyhound04
    @ACGreyhound04 2 года назад

    8:07 - Genius name for that cat!!

  • @lloydmckay3241
    @lloydmckay3241 2 года назад +1

    When I opened the book it went to page 69 right off. 7th word is "have".

  • @dummypotato4708
    @dummypotato4708 2 года назад +1

    closest book, 69th page, 7th word was 'first'

  • @scardthegamer2194
    @scardthegamer2194 2 года назад +1

    FUCK I WASNT EXPECTING THE TECHNOBLADE ONE

  • @Zeph_
    @Zeph_ 2 года назад +1

    1:00 and also with Chernobyl

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 2 года назад +1

    At least Americans are still feared

  • @sunglass_pl1984
    @sunglass_pl1984 2 года назад +1

    0:00 ngl at first i thought this wig was a broken nail

  • @mikrix4490
    @mikrix4490 2 года назад +1

    the next batman XD

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Год назад +1

    4:37 🫨 I’m honestly kinda disappointed ngl.

  • @partypooper7051
    @partypooper7051 2 года назад +1

    4:39
    😈
    what the fu-

  • @michaelkaldwid1595
    @michaelkaldwid1595 2 года назад +1

    Define a woman without using the word woman:
    sentient rib

  • @Donat-xh8pz
    @Donat-xh8pz 2 года назад +1

    4:29 I had a dictionary, so I just went to the 7th word, and skipped the explanation of the stuff. I got British, which is quite interesting since I just moved to Ireland a while ago.

  • @_Sellout
    @_Sellout 2 года назад +4

    my last emoji is :skull:

  • @brotherhoodofsteel.
    @brotherhoodofsteel. 2 года назад +3

    The one for" your username is now company what do you sell" for me it's weaponry, armor, weapons attachments, aerial vehicles, weapon and armor repairs ,robotics, medical supplies and prosthetic Limbs

    • @slenderdude4063
      @slenderdude4063 2 года назад +1

      not to mention a fucking power suited army!

    • @brotherhoodofsteel.
      @brotherhoodofsteel. 2 года назад +1

      @@slenderdude4063 that's armor, prosthetic limbs and robotics

  • @notyournormalnobody4194
    @notyournormalnobody4194 2 года назад +1

    The 69th for me was “Whatever!”

  • @madhavjimamgain4008
    @madhavjimamgain4008 2 года назад +2

    💀 lol am i gonna eat this

  • @MemeTank10
    @MemeTank10 2 года назад

    "Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

  • @justsomenoob1882
    @justsomenoob1882 2 года назад

    4:23 this fit very well considering my word was "life-terminating"

  • @williamcofrancesco688
    @williamcofrancesco688 2 года назад +1

    3:10
    *Pumps shotgun with rip and tear intent*

  • @avoiding-murder9561
    @avoiding-murder9561 2 года назад +1

    3:10 level 340 arcane master in bloodborne. So uh those zombies don't stand a chance!

  • @blankspace1416
    @blankspace1416 2 года назад +1

    My fifth emoji is 🥟
    Guess I’m shitting dumplings

  • @demoniac4821
    @demoniac4821 2 года назад +3

    0:43 that's just TF2 capture point map...

    • @Nugire
      @Nugire 2 года назад +1

      Well, that certainly would explain the fully upgraded sentrygun under the stairs....

    • @demoniac4821
      @demoniac4821 2 года назад

      @@Nugire Yup... lol

  • @fryingpandoomfan
    @fryingpandoomfan 2 года назад +1

    2:55 that time I got organism as a slime

  • @ksmonkeygirl1
    @ksmonkeygirl1 2 года назад +1

    10:44 the coodinates lead you to behind a small farm in Siófok, Hungary in a small forest

  • @MrIrdatlan
    @MrIrdatlan 2 года назад

    3:12 Star Patinum: THE WORLD!

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrow 2 года назад +1

    0:40 get on the freaking point!

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Год назад +1

    2:53 Pokémon, Gotta *rg*sm ‘em all

  • @Joseworksfor2pesos-ep3bt
    @Joseworksfor2pesos-ep3bt 2 года назад +1

    16:36
    Bruh they had to censor the homo in homo-sapien. This is how bad censorship has gotten.

    • @StrawberrySpells
      @StrawberrySpells 2 года назад

      Probably avoiding demonetization because RUclips will demonetize a lot of videos just for mentioning gay.

    • @tgosuke
      @tgosuke 2 года назад

      _HETEROsapien_

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. 2 года назад

      @@tgosuke Heterosapien >> Homosapien >>>> Bisapien >>>>> Transsapien

  • @moley249
    @moley249 2 года назад

    3:11 i got the abilitys of a level 33 samurai with a uchigatana from elden ring with a 20 in vigor and 25 in strength, so am i screwed? he is pretty powerful but he is from a souls game so how does the bosses in that game compare with zombies? also what zombies are we talking here: world war z, walking dead, i am legend?

  • @thehawker694
    @thehawker694 2 года назад +2

    😍 0:26

  • @CrimsonHexonator
    @CrimsonHexonator 2 года назад +1

    03:12 im litteraly the god of shadows and i just killed the sun

  • @Nounusednames3
    @Nounusednames3 7 месяцев назад

    3:07 Uhhh, I played Shadows of Doubt. Am I a detective in a f*ckin zombie apocalypse?

  • @No.one_.
    @No.one_. 2 года назад +2

    👑 oh ok, i can definitely do something with this

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 2 года назад

    If you give that vet with ptsd a turn, he won't be so scared of the loud noises. Don't let the kids play with those; they're for after dark. That was loud, Honey; I almost shit myself. You made a lot of smoke, kids. Can't we have the BBQ after?

  • @partypooper7051
    @partypooper7051 2 года назад +1

    1:50
    🥛
    Ok then

  • @veer-spec3
    @veer-spec3 2 года назад +1

    Closest book, page 69,7th word "collision"

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Год назад +1

    0:20 😐

  • @alexanderbabjak6265
    @alexanderbabjak6265 2 года назад +2

    3:16 deacon saint john. I get a cool bike a biker friend and a lot of guns. Ide say im safe

  • @sxngularxty
    @sxngularxty 2 года назад

    6:54 “Welcome to the Showers”

  • @IenjoyCoF
    @IenjoyCoF 2 года назад

    0:27 ❤️, Why, Just why.. this too 1:50 🎮

  • @m..ilkshake3559
    @m..ilkshake3559 2 года назад +1

    0:26 😕

  • @FrancisThomson
    @FrancisThomson 2 года назад +2

    The silver eyes, page 69 seventh word was "She"

  • @wdym9721
    @wdym9721 2 года назад

    0:27 😀 GOT ME OFF GAURD 😭😭😂😂😂

    • @-DumpsterFire
      @-DumpsterFire 2 года назад

      mine would be 👈
      guess I'm poking the hand or I'm leaving

  • @matthewwilliams8170
    @matthewwilliams8170 2 года назад +1

    Glad to know I have the abilities of a Mega Venusuar from Pokémon X

  • @themightypotatodevourer
    @themightypotatodevourer 2 года назад

    Starting off strong I see

  • @mrgopnik5964
    @mrgopnik5964 2 года назад +1

    0:26 🙃

  • @someonewiththenicknamescre9292
    @someonewiththenicknamescre9292 2 года назад +2

    0:26
    💀

  • @meddelson
    @meddelson 2 года назад +1

    00:27 🤨

  • @Jane_Doe133
    @Jane_Doe133 2 года назад +1

    Last emoji: 🤭

  • @spooderboigamerproductions2120
    @spooderboigamerproductions2120 2 года назад +1

    My emoji makes sense (💀)

  • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
    @dolphingoreeaccount7395 2 года назад

    4:26
    Literal deathglare

  • @goldendummy2099
    @goldendummy2099 2 года назад +1

    🌍 haha i gotta eat earth now

  • @garfreaky_x
    @garfreaky_x 2 года назад +2

    My 5th emoji is 🤣. Oh. Should I be... idk

  • @partypooper7051
    @partypooper7051 2 года назад +1

    0:26
    🔪
    Oh well

  • @ClappedHamster
    @ClappedHamster 2 года назад +1

    My 5th recent emoji is 👑.
    Wait thats very concerning-
    1:50
    My last emoji is 👑
    Oh no

    • @crybabybf1990
      @crybabybf1990 2 года назад

      😡 Welp. I have to find the nearest angry man

  • @douglasmarshall6949
    @douglasmarshall6949 2 года назад

    4:25 I'm going to die by runnin'. sounds exhausting

  • @enderfire3379
    @enderfire3379 2 года назад +1

    4:30 page 69 is just an image

  • @gretalong4375
    @gretalong4375 2 года назад

    Why does 2-year old need $2 million?

  • @the_real_mr.grapes
    @the_real_mr.grapes 2 года назад

    3:09 HAHA IM THE FREAKING DRAGONBORN!!!!! *edit 🤖 Robo invasion

  • @The___10923
    @The___10923 2 года назад +1

    3:08 kinda fucked, last played game is celeste

  • @ElecJHB
    @ElecJHB 2 года назад +1

    🔵😡😭😠⚡
    Im blue
    Im angry
    Im sad
    Im very angry
    Im ⚡SPEED⚡

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 2 года назад

    1:03 Why stop there? Hindenburg, Titanic AND American Airlines Flight 11

  • @betelgeusestego
    @betelgeusestego 2 года назад

    My last used emoji: 🤣
    *what.*

  • @lovadoves
    @lovadoves 2 года назад +1

    0:20
    oh shit…
    🍌

  • @ksubswithvideos-gs4qq
    @ksubswithvideos-gs4qq 2 года назад

    me at 3:27 I FOUND AMONG US IN REAL LIFE (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SUPER SUS) (18+) (COPS CALLED) (IMPOSTER KILLED ME)

  • @valentinaalbanese4903
    @valentinaalbanese4903 2 года назад

    3:07 pvz gw2 toxic peashooter, It Is literally made to destroy Zombies lol

  • @zobiplaysgacha3764
    @zobiplaysgacha3764 2 года назад

    0:23
    👏
    4:32
    Are. I will die from “are”
    4:37
    🏳️‍🌈 well I’ll be damned

  • @one-rq2et
    @one-rq2et 2 года назад +10

    So my 5th recent emoji is 🙃

  • @thechairman5494
    @thechairman5494 2 года назад

    0:22
    😩
    No seriously this is my 5th recently used emoji

  • @markgallagher1790
    @markgallagher1790 2 года назад +7

    3:10 if you get the gear as well than im sorted. Lvl 80 str/sorcery build on elden ring

  • @blackccheesenation8574
    @blackccheesenation8574 2 года назад +1

    👌 - Lmao i can't...

  • @debateable07
    @debateable07 2 года назад +1

    My emoji
    😏
    I'm not even joking.

  • @chocolatefluff2234
    @chocolatefluff2234 2 года назад +9

    Closest book, pg 69,7th word: "spending"
    Edit: I can relate to the part where people shove random stuff in their holes... 😳😳

  • @mikemontenegro4039
    @mikemontenegro4039 2 года назад

    2:59
    Jojo's bizarre adventure
    ' phantom org-
    Battle org-
    Org- crusaders
    Org- is unbreakable
    Golden org-
    Stone org-
    Steel ball org-

  • @Jamie_yt2007
    @Jamie_yt2007 2 года назад +1

    Mine would be 🏳️‍🌈like...okay

  • @lukepage3880
    @lukepage3880 2 года назад

    1:51 🍅 I’m not screwed at all unless I have to eat the stem too

  • @OllieElliotJones
    @OllieElliotJones 2 года назад

    Closest book, 69th page, 7th word, "Handwriting"
    AS EXPECTED, I LITERALLY HAVE HORRIBLE

  • @statode
    @statode 2 года назад

    0:20 "👍🏻"