CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 47

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @A_Music_Enthusiast
    @A_Music_Enthusiast 2 года назад +217

    The woman who named her son that is the most cursed thing in this video.

    • @someone-pz4dg
      @someone-pz4dg 2 года назад +9

      It's a fake story

    • @Tyhammonds06
      @Tyhammonds06 2 года назад

      Live by the train, die bu the train

    • @sunstriketacos
      @sunstriketacos 2 года назад +30

      @@someone-pz4dg thank God

    • @uhhi.
      @uhhi. 2 года назад +9

      @@someone-pz4dg phew

    • @hitwid
      @hitwid 2 года назад +5

      What she named him

  • @SwordOfPersona
    @SwordOfPersona 2 года назад +83

    Mom had a female student called Falise or Phalis. The girl's mother confirmed in an "I'm insulted that you think this is anything else" sort of voice, "Her name's Phalus!" (Yes, like the penis.)

    • @DeezNuts-ju1rj
      @DeezNuts-ju1rj 2 года назад +9

      poor girl.

    • @jjm6715
      @jjm6715 2 года назад +4

      if you wanted your kid to get bullied at school you could've told us

  • @captainhindsight6994
    @captainhindsight6994 2 года назад +18

    Smoker has now been cencored. How can someone who is triggered by the word ever actually function in the world? Can't eat various meals, can't go camping, can't play Minecraft. At what point do we stop catering for the really insecure minority? One thing having warnings about abuse, violence and adult themes but basic words is ridiculous

    • @enricogolfen
      @enricogolfen 2 года назад +2

      *censored
      Also big companies are inclined towards the woke movement and censoring anything that could be sensitive. E.g. Black Rock head manager is a woke person and benefits companies that are woke. It's dumb but also reality

    • @autumnbakken1710
      @autumnbakken1710 2 года назад +1

      Frrrr

  • @Kamina.D.Fierce
    @Kamina.D.Fierce 2 года назад +71

    The Thumbnail... see a problem when the name can't even be typed out entirely on a simple RUclips thumbnail?
    That poor boy is going to resent her for her stupidity.

  • @michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075
    @michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075 2 года назад +25

    8:11 It's not just a cursed comments, he's actually correcting the mistakes of this picture.

  • @neah9060
    @neah9060 6 месяцев назад +1

    Is there no law to protect kids from parents giving them names that are literal curses ?

  • @gigamouse2611
    @gigamouse2611 2 года назад +1

    0:32 saw that screenshot frame before it got screenshoted

  • @drydogg
    @drydogg 2 года назад +9

    The existence of the Female Breast Inspector implies the co-occurring existence of the Male Breast Inspector. I now have a new mission in life.

    • @benmoreno5882
      @benmoreno5882 2 года назад +2

      Sooo.... you're gunna examine moobs(man boobs)?......

    • @drydogg
      @drydogg 2 года назад +1

      @@benmoreno5882 Could be, could be that flavor of kidney. Still feeling it out.

  • @TheSpartanL106
    @TheSpartanL106 2 года назад +14

    3:50
    I'm more worried it never specified who's brother in law it was....
    This tale could get so much worse

  • @eeurr1306
    @eeurr1306 2 года назад +1

    4:49 Stories straight outta Alabama

  • @goldenpro1096
    @goldenpro1096 2 года назад +1

    Yo 3:47 is legit some Alabama crap right there

  • @zacmarken65
    @zacmarken65 2 года назад +36

    9:11 this is even funnier if you picture that bugs is just a code word and she's actually torturing people, butterfly is probably some specific type of person

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 2 года назад +10

      Social butterfly I presume. That's risky, kid. Someone's gonna miss them. She should start with the wall flowers.

    • @cawsomeaolin
      @cawsomeaolin 2 года назад +2

      @@yesmansam6686 hi The Wall Flowers

  • @Liam_Patton
    @Liam_Patton 2 года назад +1

    3:03 STEVEN CROWDER AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MAZZ0Murder
    @MAZZ0Murder 2 года назад +8

    3:26 - In the show Doom Patrol there's a character named Flex whom can cause various abilities to manifest depending on what muscle he flexes. He mistakingly flexes one of them and causes a situation in which this pretty much happens :P

    • @hellohello-fs7we
      @hellohello-fs7we 2 года назад +1

      I have watched that show, shall we say.... it is very interesting

  • @yorha_9s344
    @yorha_9s344 2 года назад +3

    that one about killing bugs. did that crap all the time with ants.

  • @matheusexpedito4577
    @matheusexpedito4577 2 года назад +8

    First meme: ah yes *P A R E N T I N G*

  • @sj1productions68
    @sj1productions68 2 года назад +3

    0:26
    I literally saw that exact same comment when I first saw that video. That's a pretty cool coincidence.

  • @nocquihoward2058
    @nocquihoward2058 2 года назад +5

    1:23 what's next a boxer getting canceled for punching some one

  • @hi..thanksforcoming
    @hi..thanksforcoming 2 года назад +5

    Teacher doing attendance:
    Ok
    First Billy,
    Tommy,
    And.....oh that can't be right😟

  • @roxxii2999
    @roxxii2999 2 года назад +5

    5:42 me and my friends were in the lazy river at a water park. I found a dirty sock and thought that was disgusting but then I found a used tampon. some random lady took out her tampon and put it in the water. whats more disgusting is a life guard we told about it told us to pick it up. (we didn't)

  • @StarlitNova12
    @StarlitNova12 2 года назад +1

    11:13 I see a bird...

  • @obi-wankommo-obi6880
    @obi-wankommo-obi6880 2 года назад +31

    Is it wrong that i find these hillarious?

  • @Ai_mussic
    @Ai_mussic Год назад +2

    11:19 what if i see a duck

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад +5

    3:31 With that power, if I saw a girl I liked I would completely fuck over any chance of anything because she's probably be too ashamed to even look at me.

  • @tommy21469
    @tommy21469 2 года назад +5

    3:17 if you don’t plan to kill the person you should stop at 64

  • @ferretman6790
    @ferretman6790 2 года назад +5

    3:01 I agree, McDonalds is disgusting

  • @notanexistingpersonsosorry
    @notanexistingpersonsosorry 2 года назад +1

    11:15 I see a bird or a rabbit

  • @georgepiorkowski67
    @georgepiorkowski67 2 года назад +1

    1:35 that one’s outta pocket 💀

  • @FloatTheBuizel
    @FloatTheBuizel 2 года назад +1

    0:32 I actually watched that video, that comment is real

  • @StarlitNova12
    @StarlitNova12 2 года назад +1

    0:52 I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute.

  • @idontlikerome2744
    @idontlikerome2744 2 года назад +1

    WTF was that one with the midget???!

  • @Qtlpgt
    @Qtlpgt 2 года назад +2

    10:20
    Ima be real with you, that's a bird

  • @Arctic204
    @Arctic204 2 года назад +3

    0:01 hol’ up

  • @TordBot69
    @TordBot69 2 года назад +1

    i have the high ground, anakin😏

  • @eeurr1306
    @eeurr1306 2 года назад +1

    14:16 ''Luke, I am your father 😏''

  • @Dred-Rivals
    @Dred-Rivals 2 года назад +3

    For the elephant/unicorn one, I saw a bird…

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 2 года назад

      It was a variant on the rabbit/duck illusion. Not sure what image was supposed to go with that headline.

  • @Bella_Black
    @Bella_Black 2 года назад +1

    14:16 Imma put the classic one. "I am your father 😏"
    ...daddy?

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 2 года назад +6

    3:47 Hold up, brother-in-law means spouses sibling or the siblings spouse so she was doing either her brother or her sisters husband.

    • @theredhood028
      @theredhood028 2 года назад +3

      It was the bride's pregnant sister's husband

    • @Bird_Manukilla
      @Bird_Manukilla 2 года назад +2

      @@theredhood028 thanks for the explanation, Lord of Hunger.

  • @Kyojin687
    @Kyojin687 2 года назад +1

    14:16 “it’s over Anakin, I have the high ground😏”

  • @IndonesianWOLF.
    @IndonesianWOLF. 2 года назад +1

    21:30 she keeps saying "oh my god" so she probably likes to sing prayers

  • @StarlitNova12
    @StarlitNova12 2 года назад +2

    2:37 Can't wait til this gets in my mouth

  • @ItzGrubby
    @ItzGrubby 2 года назад

    That poor kid

  • @zacmarken65
    @zacmarken65 2 года назад +1

    15:15 so knowledge the world isn't ready for: farts are shits, that alone doesn't make it that bad, no but when you consider that a fart is just a bunch of shit particles, and when you smell something that's just the wind wafting the particles into your nose, for instance those nutters who like going up to flowers and taking a good sniff, their simply inhaling particles of the flower and your nose processes that information into something known as smell, now back to the topic of farts being shits now that i've explained what smell is using my bare bones rudimentary knowledge, following the train of thought that a fart is a shit, when your breathing in the toilet room, the cubicle etc. your actually inhaling shit

  • @gobsilaer5144
    @gobsilaer5144 2 года назад +1

    The one about sued about architect trying to sue I saw that one before this video that comment

  • @thatgirlkayla7640
    @thatgirlkayla7640 2 года назад +4

    The kid in the thumbnail is probably gonna get bullied A LOT
    What would his nickname be though 🤔

  • @stanfortheemperor7365
    @stanfortheemperor7365 2 года назад +1

    11:16 It’s a fucking bird what does this mean

  • @evilaccel9259
    @evilaccel9259 2 года назад +1

    0:52 they (scientists) tried that to see if it was actually possible, but it failed.

  • @lyhnk
    @lyhnk 2 года назад +1

    5:52 goddammit u are messing up its a good thing shes converting to islam cuz you all dont know this but islam is the only religion that makes u go to heaven let her convert for gods sake

  • @JClouie
    @JClouie 2 года назад +3

    11:20 am I the only one that sees a bird

  • @Bettercallricky
    @Bettercallricky 2 года назад +1

    hey look its principal va*gina

    • @person-pl5ie
      @person-pl5ie 2 года назад +2

      Imagine a girl has a crush on him and says
      "I like va*gina"

  • @chsinger96
    @chsinger96 2 года назад +11

    Sooo we seriously need to censor words like "Jews" and "nasty" by now. Great job, humanity.🤦🏻‍♂️
    How easily are people getting offended nowadays? The answer is just yes

    • @hardlyanydiggity3953
      @hardlyanydiggity3953 2 года назад +8

      First time I've agreed with a sentence that ends with the 🤦🏻‍♂️ emoji

    • @only-brightpaws1634
      @only-brightpaws1634 2 года назад +8

      I've seen people censor the word Autism/Autistic and being an autistic person it kinda hurts seeing that

    • @hi..thanksforcoming
      @hi..thanksforcoming 2 года назад

      @the cat exactly like when people misgender them like I don't know if you wanna go by an emo girl you look like a man I'ma call you a man lol😂

    • @samueldubois6484
      @samueldubois6484 2 года назад +1

      if you censor "jews" and not "christian", it's kinda racist

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 2 года назад +1

      dude people have censored "poop" its insane

  • @amanthefalcon9668
    @amanthefalcon9668 2 года назад +1

    0:41 i watched that vid and saw that comment but only the first sentence

  • @m1sl3ds0ul6
    @m1sl3ds0ul6 2 года назад +1

    can someone explain the eyebleach one to me i'm stupid

  • @theredhood028
    @theredhood028 2 года назад +1

    19:11 NAHHH BRO 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Your_western_knight
    @Your_western_knight 2 года назад +1

    11:21 why tf do I see a bird

  • @IsaaacWithThreeA
    @IsaaacWithThreeA 2 года назад +1

    “Luke, I am your father.” 😏

  • @moley249
    @moley249 2 года назад +1

    17:22 yes it's worth it... hehe hehehe HAHAHAHA THE VAPOREON LIFEBLOOD F U E L S ME!!!!! HAHAHA DIE !!!! DIE!!!!!
    sir this is a pokemon center...

  • @kronocul3564
    @kronocul3564 2 года назад +1

    8:08 good video

  • @shinigamiphantom1391
    @shinigamiphantom1391 2 года назад +1

    1:07
    It was tried. Didn't work.

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird 2 года назад +18

    A humanzee could be really cool do. I want a subspecies of humanzees living alongside us.

  • @Randomness67
    @Randomness67 2 года назад +1

    11:22 so is this real or a joke because I see a wierd looking seagull

  • @TigerSwordmaster
    @TigerSwordmaster 2 года назад

    This woman mad

  • @ghostrider4109
    @ghostrider4109 2 года назад +2

    4:11 gotta go fast

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад +1

    11:34 This... To be short: Uncomfy

    • @IshijimaKairo
      @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад

      *Why is there an arrow on the inner thigh*

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 2 года назад +13

    Boobs are the only ones streaming in the world somehow and they are as follows his mistransformed appearance and the spiritual parent of Toy Story DLC anymore I think it was a very good book and I think I can try a shift the weekend of the 15th anniversary multi-pack SS49 Bumblebee SS32 Optimus with SS05 swords SS14 Ironhide SS04 Ratchet SS10 Jazz
    BOOBS ARE TAKING THEIR SHOT SILVERBOLT'S BLASTIN AND BE REARRANGED TO FORM A SUPER ROBOT SUPERION
    It's always different with caps lock, without caps lock it went into a tangent about Tin Toy and the Transformers Studio Series 15th anniversary multi-pack, with caps lock it began mixing and matching parts of an old Generation 2 Transformers commercial advertising the Aerialbots and Combaticons through rap.

    • @sonnybean5314
      @sonnybean5314 2 года назад +5

      What the heck, Transformers ain't that deep bro, also this is the wrong video

    • @Osonyth2003
      @Osonyth2003 2 года назад +4

      what the fuck did i just read?

    • @youraveragerandomviewer5186
      @youraveragerandomviewer5186 2 года назад +1

      It's the meme at 6:29

    • @cawsomeaolin
      @cawsomeaolin 2 года назад +1

      I agree?

    • @sonnybean5314
      @sonnybean5314 2 года назад +1

      Boobs are the best for you and your family is very important to me because of the move and the fact that I am turning off all running water in your home in the morning and I am not sure if I roll a twelve you fucking die or not but I don't know what to do with it was a Demon Slayer edit and I am not sure what to do with it but I don't know what this is the complicated part of the entire map of the entire map of the entire map of the entire map of the entire village in confusion and the other variant of the entire map of the world and a 5 5 of the entire map of is of you who will are in your area life the town spark of the entire universe might get destroyed because I wasn't training for a long time and I am not sure what to do with my tasks and I am not sure what to do with it was a good Demon site for the past transitions spins and a great time experience get some good stuff to share on the number indicating it much damage to it house is has a alternate universe (what the hell keyboard)

  • @BenG6509
    @BenG6509 2 года назад +1

    0:04 what was this guy’s point?

  • @Tomfoolery426
    @Tomfoolery426 2 года назад +1

    20:17 I kinda wanna watch that happen

  • @Site19Series
    @Site19Series 2 года назад

    4:42
    ALABAMA 100

  • @Vextiion
    @Vextiion 2 года назад

    11:46 the next day the man was behind bars

  • @SigningOffOfficial
    @SigningOffOfficial 2 года назад +2

    4:06 as a Jew that is extremely rude because that is a very rude stereotype

    • @yeetgrenade7492
      @yeetgrenade7492 2 года назад

      since Notch was pretty damn anti-Semitic I wouldn't be surprised if he did it on purpose. that doesn't justify it at all obviously.

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 2 года назад +1

    11:21 What if I see a bird?

  • @commondeathadder822
    @commondeathadder822 2 года назад

    16:35 what is the sub they’re talking about?

  • @tommiation9640
    @tommiation9640 2 года назад +1

    11:20 I see a bird

  • @lesliegwartney7220
    @lesliegwartney7220 Год назад +1

    You forgot the ak in the title

  • @aerw8460
    @aerw8460 2 года назад

    11:20 its a bird

  • @leMiG31
    @leMiG31 2 года назад

    3:42 in fact have you see a roman soldier?

  • @TheTrue3rdLord
    @TheTrue3rdLord 2 года назад +1

    I volunteered

  • @jrr7031
    @jrr7031 2 года назад

    Principal Vag ina....no relation. Thats why he suspended Tiny Rick. Damn shame.

  • @grungycat767
    @grungycat767 2 года назад

    11:21 I see a bird what does it mean

  • @MhmdIT
    @MhmdIT 2 года назад +1

    Dude you censored Nasty why??

  • @jeaubrummell
    @jeaubrummell 2 года назад

    Soooo.. No one's talking about the video mentioned at 1:33 then?

  • @Riyadh-edits
    @Riyadh-edits 2 года назад

    I’m gonna name my girl Richard

  • @lasterent
    @lasterent 2 года назад +1

    W-what if i saw nothing 11:19

  • @kingwolf3044
    @kingwolf3044 2 года назад

    11:14 who saw the bull. No that’s not a joke. They never mentioned it but there’s a bull.

    • @callmefleet
      @callmefleet 2 года назад +1

      Personally, that appears to be an antelope to me

    • @kingwolf3044
      @kingwolf3044 2 года назад

      I think you’re looking at a different part. The bull is in the empty space. See the big snout and the forward pointing horn?

  • @majesticperson
    @majesticperson 2 года назад +20

    The best memes u will find here.

    • @NemesisGhost141
      @NemesisGhost141 2 года назад +2

      I don’t think you killed enough younglings.

    • @jessicaray4731
      @jessicaray4731 2 года назад

      @@NemesisGhost141 no he need to kill more orphans

    • @monke3209
      @monke3209 2 года назад

      Its over Anakin i have the monke ground!!!!

    • @diyaanand9465
      @diyaanand9465 2 года назад

      trueeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @I_ChaosZenith_I
      @I_ChaosZenith_I 2 года назад +1

      “This is where the fun begins”

  • @Heresydetector9000
    @Heresydetector9000 2 года назад +1

    The humanize existed once I think it’s dead now tho

  • @ConfusedGalYT
    @ConfusedGalYT 2 года назад +1

    early!! i love ur vids

  • @TheSpartanL106
    @TheSpartanL106 2 года назад +1

    1:09
    Yes
    we need a human zee
    would they be a pet or treated like us

    • @jacobgreilich6005
      @jacobgreilich6005 2 года назад

      I remember watching something awhile back about scientists trying to fo this. If i remember correctly they publicly said the experiment failed but later one of the scientists said it succeeded but they killed the offspring do to the fact they realized it was extremely unethical and did not know what rights it would have. I have no idea if this is true or was a hoax though.

  • @base13music
    @base13music 2 года назад

    9:52 the backrooms

  • @qgaucho9088
    @qgaucho9088 2 года назад

    11:17 what if I see a bird looking at you sideways?

    • @callmefleet
      @callmefleet 2 года назад

      bro, I see literally every animal but the two mentioned

  • @itsok_official
    @itsok_official 2 года назад

    15:16 one of the reasons why my life is unfair

    • @itsnetts
      @itsnetts 2 года назад

      Your life is unfair because a girl farted on a guy?

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka 2 года назад +1

    Yeah

  • @joyjones3026
    @joyjones3026 2 года назад

    I quess this is how the principle got his name in rick and morty

  • @angeloo_JJ
    @angeloo_JJ 2 года назад +1

    6:36
    Boobs are en es una de sus principales ventajas para la reunión con la y una vez al día de los niños en el que se lo mandé un correo a la orden de la reunión con el director de la revista de prensa de Madrid

  • @mrbanana3716
    @mrbanana3716 2 года назад

    11:12

  • @JVidz4
    @JVidz4 2 года назад

    lol

  • @NormalGuy303
    @NormalGuy303 2 года назад

    Hahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha

  • @lukemesserschmidt6147
    @lukemesserschmidt6147 2 года назад

    hi

  • @UniqueTurtles
    @UniqueTurtles 2 года назад

    69

  • @juliuscaesar4236
    @juliuscaesar4236 2 года назад

    66th!