19:08 I was in a thread about rebuilding the MK Tank and finishing what Marvin Heemeyer started, and we discussed what music we would play on the sound system we would install. We chose Bobby Darin's "Beyond the Sea."
Question: what song would you be blasting if you were driving a tank down the street destroying everything in your path? Me: thinks long and hard, for about 3 seconds. Nods slowly Highway to Hell
28:24 that is honestly what guys like me go though almost every week the entire school year. Those ass grabbers prevail and we can’t do anything about it.
Their is a man who decides to spend his vacation in a hotel who have a right price, with a friendly atmosphere ... But one day, he spots a rather annoying mouse wandering from one corner of his room to another. He calls the hotel service who tells him that if he pays $10, they give him a cat. The guy thinks after all, ten dollars is nothing, and he buys the cat; The cat has arrived, the mouse leaves and the man is quiet for a moment. But, he notices that the cat is losing its hair, which is annoying in itself. He reproduces the same scenario, and the service offers him a dog for $20. The man accepts and the dog kicks the cat away. But this dog (he's a bulldog) decides to occupy the only bed and never comes out. The exasperated man asks that this "stupid" dog be removed and the service offers him for $50 to water the dog to scare him away. The man agreed again and gallons of water were discharged into his room, causing the dog to flee. Unfortunately, the fleet is struggling to get off the ground and the man does not have the right tools. Depressed, he asks for the water to be removed. He does not even take the time to listen to the solution and pays the requested $100. Later, to his surprise, the hotel service put an elephant sucking up all the water. After that, the man, still in shock to see such an big animal in his room, asks for a quick, simple and effective solution without making him feel overwhelmed. And, against $200, the service offers him, guess what? A mouse !!!
What song would I be blasting if I we’re driving a tank down the streets killing everyone in my way? Me:*Blasts CPR x Misery x Reeses buffs and Crab Rave * God:Noah get the boat Noah:Gets the Tank God: •_• Me:That’s why I’m an atheist Moral of the story:That’s how Noah’s arc really ended
2:13 this is probably the only place i commonly sit with an angle(which is a weird angle) where i look at a wall, also this is the largest wall in the house
About the "Your last two emojis are how you will die" one, this is how I will die: 💀🤨...so, I'm not sure what it means, but I have a feeling it has something to do with coming back to life?
@@thaddeushill7080 the entire futa genre is generally less cursed than some other things, but things such as 177013 are wayyy worse than the example provided in the video.
27:46 i got full marks and went above and beyond, see just follow the steps in reverse and you'll pass 1. imagine a girl 2. proceed to talk to the imaginary girl 3. touch the imaginary girl 4. hug the imaginary girl 5. kiss the imaginary girl 6. sleep with the imaginary girl after following these 6 steps you should pass with full marks, if for some reason you can't do steps 2 through 6 just repeat step 1 50 times and if you can't even do that then i guess your fucked if you don't live near a primary school
3:10 Damn buddy this guy just lost out of 940 thousand. I’ll explain- 50 every month. 12 months in a year. 600 per year. Let’s say you get this option at birth. And you end up living 100 years, per say on a good diet with exercise. 600x100=60,000 (Total). 1,000,000-60,000= 940,000. That’s how much is missed out. Passive income is good, usually better than a lump sum, but not in this case. I had the urge to say this so why not.
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What song would I be blasting if I were driving a tank down the streets destroying everything in my path?
*Steel Commanders Theme Plays*
You are not part of the ender birds
You are part of the blunder birds.
19:08 I was in a thread about rebuilding the MK Tank and finishing what Marvin Heemeyer started, and we discussed what music we would play on the sound system we would install. We chose Bobby Darin's "Beyond the Sea."
Egypt:
Mummies: *Brought to their tomb*
British:
Mummies: "Bo'oh wa'er"
Question: what song would you be blasting if you were driving a tank down the street destroying everything in your path?
Me: thinks long and hard, for about 3 seconds.
Nods slowly
Highway to Hell
I would play the spongebob theme song
happy birthday song lol
either that or gas gas gas
Doom music
Caramelldansen, it'll come with disco lights too
Battle against a true hero
28:24 that is honestly what guys like me go though almost every week the entire school year. Those ass grabbers prevail and we can’t do anything about it.
Lol, first 15 sec of the vid and im already laughing
😈🤏 I'm gonna grab my belt
@@noaliaswanted what are you gonna use your belt for?
15 secs? Pathetic i laughed when i saw the Thumbnail
@@gigachad5013 lol 1st 15 seconds literally is the thumbnail
@@Ari-ld3fj actually I didn't pay attention to the Timestamps or stuff? So i currently didn't know i was enjoying it
The pedaphile, incest, and beastiality jokes were funny the first few times on this thread but now I'm starting to get concerned.
Their is a man who decides to spend his vacation in a hotel who have a right price, with a friendly atmosphere ...
But one day, he spots a rather annoying mouse wandering from one corner of his room to another. He calls the hotel service who tells him that if he pays $10, they give him a cat. The guy thinks after all, ten dollars is nothing, and he buys the cat; The cat has arrived, the mouse leaves and the man is quiet for a moment.
But, he notices that the cat is losing its hair, which is annoying in itself. He reproduces the same scenario, and the service offers him a dog for $20. The man accepts and the dog kicks the cat away. But this dog (he's a bulldog) decides to occupy the only bed and never comes out.
The exasperated man asks that this "stupid" dog be removed and the service offers him for $50 to water the dog to scare him away. The man agreed again and gallons of water were discharged into his room, causing the dog to flee. Unfortunately, the fleet is struggling to get off the ground and the man does not have the right tools. Depressed, he asks for the water to be removed. He does not even take the time to listen to the solution and pays the requested $100.
Later, to his surprise, the hotel service put an elephant sucking up all the water. After that, the man, still in shock to see such an big animal in his room, asks for a quick, simple and effective solution without making him feel overwhelmed. And, against $200, the service offers him, guess what?
A mouse !!!
I was gonna read this but nah too long
@Ke rich
Too short dear Friend !!
Read the end then read the beginning of the story .
THERE IS A LOONEY TOONES CARTOON WITH PRETTY MUCH THIS CONCEPT.
best profile picture.
this gives me an idea
Continue making daily dose of meme and co.
1:56 What kind of church was he going to? The MORMONS?
11:43 I saw this on r/twosentencehorror when it was posted. Still terrifies me, and the comments were absolutely hilarious.
Damn, that belt would kill a creeper in one
19:39 just bring your own doorbell, hook it up quietly, and then ring it
it isn't knocking, right?
I would be blasting "Boom Boom Boom Boom" by the Vengaboys if I was in a tank destroying everything in my path.
2:08 God damn it not my Japanese katana again
2:08
My dog:
*Ah shit, here we go again.*
What song would I be blasting if I we’re driving a tank down the streets killing everyone in my way?
Me:*Blasts CPR x Misery x Reeses buffs and Crab Rave *
God:Noah get the boat
Noah:Gets the Tank
God: •_•
Me:That’s why I’m an atheist
Moral of the story:That’s how Noah’s arc really ended
24:58 I think this is a reference to something kings would do
to people a long time ago as a punishment.
No he won't make a TV commentary on me
This is amazing man
19:21 the whole goddamn wall? I don't think I have the ability to do that...
dude congrats on 1m subs
My face the whole video: 😐
My face when a fart sound effect plays over a cat being funny: 😸
2:07 Welp one man one jar is getting a sequel
00:10 gorilla tag fans when they can’t juke there dads belt
19:17
For me, it’s either the bed or the house.
For me its my school bag.
0:15 that's happened in algeria
MY salutation from there !!!
And the S in human stands for smart
2:13 this is probably the only place i commonly sit with an angle(which is a weird angle) where i look at a wall, also this is the largest wall in the house
Congratulations for 1mil man
12:49 S is in spelling which clearly nobody can do
WHAT? not even 20 seconds in and we already starting? HOLY SHIT. "I have a van with Lure III" wow. damn
1:49 dude got partially neutered
that first one got me tho
2:11 i have two monitors, 1keyboard , and my desk in front of me
OH NO
2:12 not the laptop and nightstand(mylaptop on nightstand)
"Last emoji is how you die"
Me: glad I'm Czech 🍻 cheers 🍻
A van with lure III? I got a fire aspect II pc.
3:08 i'd rather take option A because if you take option B you'll have 30 grand in 50 full years
I'm going to catch a warden and name it "the IRS"
I have an earpod with the vanishing enchantment
3:35 that was elite
At the up your butt comment. My fully grown German Shepard decided to lay right in front of me seconds before that comment. 😭
7:52 such an explosive performance
19:27 uhh... I have a full on dueling grade lightsaber next to me... And not one of those short kid's ones
okay the build a bear one is awesome
About the "Your last two emojis are how you will die" one, this is how I will die: 💀🤨...so, I'm not sure what it means, but I have a feeling it has something to do with coming back to life?
1:51 *squeezes one*
19:09 Thomas the train theme song
7:37 this one got me lol
2:10
NOT THE WATER BOTTLE
2:12 me to my cat: oh no
2:09 a giant toy horse
19:16 do you believe in magic is my song choice
19:21 i started dying because the only object on my left is a damn 3 foot long 10 foot tall wall. my hight is only 5 foot three inches
infront of me is a plate of food (the plate is empty) and a laptop
24:14 well, it’s not too bad, compared to other similar stuff
Ima need some detail ere m8
@@thaddeushill7080 the entire futa genre is generally less cursed than some other things, but things such as 177013 are wayyy worse than the example provided in the video.
1:20 they should have just put up signs that said at least you're not in North Korea
6:39 Meeting alternate versions of myself.
19:25 NOT THE CAT NO-
27:46 i got full marks and went above and beyond, see just follow the steps in reverse and you'll pass
1. imagine a girl
2. proceed to talk to the imaginary girl
3. touch the imaginary girl
4. hug the imaginary girl
5. kiss the imaginary girl
6. sleep with the imaginary girl
after following these 6 steps you should pass with full marks, if for some reason you can't do steps 2 through 6 just repeat step 1 50 times and if you can't even do that then i guess your fucked if you don't live near a primary school
5:11.has it crossed anyones mind
2:07 My soccer teammate-
Yt censorship sucks so much
19:18
Oh, it's just a bottle
some of these should be in holup
Everyone, try to come up with the most cursed things you can and then comment them in a reply section.
3:46 That american flag in the uniform is kind of redundant, don't you think?
0:11 let’s make this a chain I have a nuke with infinity
16:08 Same thing as the last one but named are blurred
Good stuff
19:24 oh no my desk chair is gonna fucking hurt
Off topic but I have 50 kids if you only include the alive ones 🤣
2:09 OH NO MY MONITOR AND ITS NOT SMALL EITHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:12 my cat..
15:42 my favorite part XD (make sure ur video is pause)
My last two emojis ⛰️🍴 how the fuck do die?? Eating a mountain???
How would a ceiling fan go up my a…
HOW WOULD A DOOR FIT
These memes are blursed (blessed and cursed)
I have an orphanage enchanted with curse of vanishing 😎
A sheep plush with a baby plush ;-;
I have luck of the playground II on my van
2:12 not my tuba
Felt that belt
5:44 should be on r/usernamechecksout
10:47 Hmm,interesting.Can anyone give me the movie name?:)
3:10 Damn buddy this guy just lost out of 940 thousand.
I’ll explain-
50 every month. 12 months in a year. 600 per year. Let’s say you get this option at birth. And you end up living 100 years, per say on a good diet with exercise. 600x100=60,000 (Total). 1,000,000-60,000= 940,000. That’s how much is missed out. Passive income is good, usually better than a lump sum, but not in this case. I had the urge to say this so why not.
19:18
There's nothing On my left so i'll go with my right
A tiny Little pouch-bag thingy, i probably wouldn't Even feel it
For me its a plastic screw Driver.
5:20 I've got a looooot of Humor but there it stop because people actually get hurt and that's real and shouldn't be a joke..... #notokay
Well I have a brain with smartness IIV
19:23 I was laying on my right side in my bed.
It’s the house
14:48 the next one is the same reddit post.
Just remember my girlfriend has Curse of binding
Help
To my right is a couch
Oh no
14:50 HOLE IN ONE!
11:03 anyone knows this movie?
3:03
I did the calculations and you need to be older than 1.677 years to make more than 1.000.000😐
Ngl but I got candy that has Thorns 3 and damage 5
2:12 my switch 🤔
Does that mean i am switching my *ss?
16:14
im gonna die of dying
2:10 my bo'oh wa'er
16:15 ☺🥺