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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @maxmarenghi601
    @maxmarenghi601 3 года назад +197

    Due to slices of flatworms regrowing into an entire new flatworm,we can continue to cut and let the flatworms regrow to multiply them and then make them into a food source to solve world hunger.

    • @blueberrrymika
      @blueberrrymika 3 года назад +6

      That's brilliant

    • @nasty_1752
      @nasty_1752 3 года назад +9

      Does this work on humans? I might be able to boost our fresh meat sales and produce if this works.. My grandma looks like a great start to this experiment!

    • @maxmarenghi601
      @maxmarenghi601 3 года назад +5

      Sadly no,humans DNA is too complex for them to completely regrow.

    • @spongebobeditiontesla5283
      @spongebobeditiontesla5283 3 года назад +4

      @@nasty_1752 NO GOD PLEASE NO noo nooo NOOOOOOO

    • @migdaora
      @migdaora 3 года назад +2

      I've literally studied this yesterday

  • @nunyabizzness5477
    @nunyabizzness5477 3 года назад +96

    The braille says "FUCK DISNEY". I LOVE IT.

    • @ADHD_xBald
      @ADHD_xBald 3 года назад +5

      I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone did Translate it

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 3 года назад +2

      Thanks for translating m8!

    • @xTommyTNTx
      @xTommyTNTx 3 года назад

      Literally or?- if not then well let’s just say we might have a little crisis /j

    • @nunyabizzness5477
      @nunyabizzness5477 3 года назад +1

      @@xTommyTNTx According to the supplied info in the picture, that's what it says.

    • @actionabridged
      @actionabridged 3 года назад +1

      I seriously went through the trouble of reading this when i could have went here. 😐

  • @Trickenedster
    @Trickenedster 3 года назад +14

    THE EMOJI GIVING H3ED TO SHREK-
    I CANT UNSEE IT 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ImDarkran
      @ImDarkran 3 года назад

      same
      its illegal i guess

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 3 года назад +30

    “A little German pride never hurt anyone”
    **thinking about AOT**

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 года назад

      One German-Turkish boy did some Real damage

    • @SaddogEpic
      @SaddogEpic 3 года назад

      What’s AOT

    • @lllaszlo78
      @lllaszlo78 2 года назад

      @@SaddogEpic I have no idea but I really want to know what AOT is.

    • @tylergehring7879
      @tylergehring7879 2 года назад

      @haiz its an anime set in a German style town. He full name is Attack on Titan.

    • @tylergehring7879
      @tylergehring7879 2 года назад

      The*

  • @cjzagorski69420
    @cjzagorski69420 3 года назад +4

    Mario says: dont force people to be your friend!
    Luigi says: if their not friend they will bend

  • @jorgeneedssleep7978
    @jorgeneedssleep7978 3 года назад +24

    7:01 We just can't ever escape OwO, can we?

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ 3 года назад +7

    21:38 Everyone making memes and I'm just sitting here laughing so hard that I'm crying while looking at Candace.

  • @ytuser3982
    @ytuser3982 3 года назад +40

    Knife: censored
    Fatally stabbed the player:
    *i'll allow it*

  • @nonamethenonameguy8246
    @nonamethenonameguy8246 3 года назад +2

    The first one too cursed

  • @danielhaskamp
    @danielhaskamp 2 года назад

    That post walked right into that comment.

  • @terrijaneus
    @terrijaneus 3 года назад +5

    7:03 let's be honest, everyone has seen the person called "OwO" before

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys 3 года назад +4

    0:06 to see it, look at it as if you were looking down.
    3:45 to save you some time, that says "fuck Disney".

  • @SD_48
    @SD_48 Год назад

    Sometimes censorship make it impossible to understand....

  • @ninnoah8814
    @ninnoah8814 3 года назад +2

    0:50 vieleicht, aber auch nur vieleicht

  • @eclipse7963
    @eclipse7963 3 года назад +2

    11:03 Awww good looking dogs-
    *Wait a minute*

  • @gman696969able
    @gman696969able 3 года назад +5

    11:15 well the last thing I eaten was chocolate ice cream that had little chunks of chocolate with chocolate fugde mixed into the ice cream and the name of the ice cream? Death by Chocolate. So ya thats my name for the doggo, Death by Chocolate.

  • @gameslayer1311
    @gameslayer1311 3 года назад +3

    11:38 he was talking about kidney beans XD

  • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
    @Void_Ghost_Beelz 3 года назад +46

    That “fighting a nude man with a full you know what” has to be the most terrifying thing I could of ever imagined 😨 I don’t feel so good…

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy 3 года назад +1

      that actually does sound terrifying

    • @frankcastle4715
      @frankcastle4715 3 года назад +2

      Mr. Stark-naked 🤣🤣

    • @Void_Ghost_Beelz
      @Void_Ghost_Beelz 3 года назад

      @@frankcastle4715 my god… what have you imagined!

    • @frankcastle4715
      @frankcastle4715 3 года назад +2

      @@Void_Ghost_Beelz a double meaning

  • @ThatFruitDawgOt
    @ThatFruitDawgOt 3 года назад +1

    i always laugh online because my favorite aunt died and i'm sad

  • @aislynns_melody1059
    @aislynns_melody1059 3 года назад

    I’m just happy it ended on a cursed Star Wars comment

  • @hajimehinata5854
    @hajimehinata5854 3 года назад +2

    0:43 Why does he wanna chop her legs in middle and eat the bone marrow?

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 года назад

      r/cursedcomments

  • @rdkmy
    @rdkmy 3 года назад +1

    0:05
    EmojiMashupBot: And I took that personally

  • @ilikemen5501
    @ilikemen5501 3 года назад +11

    Me see proceed to watch the video
    My mom:ಠ_ಠ

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 3 года назад +1

    1:38 I just met someone from the Maldives, and all of a sudden their language becomes so popular there are memes on it
    *Talk about steep progression curves*
    Or maybe they're just te arabic numerals their script uses as letters, but still

  • @nancywheeler7283
    @nancywheeler7283 3 года назад +3

    3:45
    „F*** Disney“
    Thank me later.

  • @deflect3d92
    @deflect3d92 2 года назад

    That emoji in the thumbnail better be giving it good

  • @Evelyn-dr7rh
    @Evelyn-dr7rh Год назад

    That pitbull‘s new name is is Nutella

  • @jammed4796
    @jammed4796 3 года назад +3

    God has send us memes to live more

  • @kazimoto8605
    @kazimoto8605 3 года назад

    the thumbnail made me not unsee it

  • @MaskedSlavic
    @MaskedSlavic 3 года назад

    I think the vomiting emoji is cursed enough as it is... I mean you can still see it

  • @polishgigachad
    @polishgigachad 3 года назад +1

    3:46 Me, trying to read the song for 7 minutes: ScIeNtIsts

  • @bumbwit
    @bumbwit 2 года назад +1

    I cant unsee the thumbnail

  • @wendyarnold4243
    @wendyarnold4243 3 года назад

    0:07
    “Fiona i can explain”

  • @Maozedongcat
    @Maozedongcat 5 месяцев назад

    3:12 so if I move to Sweden, I’ll be the strongest man there. Oh wait I’m already in Sweden.

  • @thebaguettecompany
    @thebaguettecompany 3 года назад +2

    Now I can't unsee it.... f**k...

  • @SeasonedTortilla
    @SeasonedTortilla 3 года назад

    Laughing in sad

  • @MossyRocks1030
    @MossyRocks1030 3 года назад +14

    "Yeah, and by the logic that fathers day is offensive because single mothers exist, then *both* should be banned because orphans exist."
    But, get this, what if we commit arson so that the orphans *dont* exist anymore?

  • @nickwing7894
    @nickwing7894 3 года назад

    6:19 AkTUaLi tHe wEIners WHerE thE OneS SaCrIfIEd

  • @monkeybandit222
    @monkeybandit222 3 года назад

    7:22
    How about some oil am I right?
    “AMERICA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT”

  • @arat838
    @arat838 3 года назад

    8:35
    THATS A GOOD ONE-

  • @theepicukrainian
    @theepicukrainian 3 года назад

    14:09 you can acctually find this on youtube and he acctually said “once i get out of prison who wants part 2”

  • @artymcfarty_4435
    @artymcfarty_4435 3 года назад +1

    2:31 LMFAO YOU REALLY CENSORED LESBIAN-

  • @dig1tal240
    @dig1tal240 3 года назад +2

    7:05 the video also has 331k likes what a coincidence

  • @tapesaucer
    @tapesaucer 3 года назад

    GOD THE FIRST ONE IS JUST...

  • @RxAirAviation
    @RxAirAviation 3 года назад +23

    I feel like a god

  • @destroyerofgalaxys
    @destroyerofgalaxys 3 года назад +2

    #dailydoseofmemes
    Me: can i have this phon-
    Mom: nO
    Also my mom: spends over 5 hours in Walmart + spends over 439$ and 49 cents
    Me also at school when i close my cool: you say one word to me I'm legally allowed to throw you into a plane engine.

  • @iq7121
    @iq7121 3 года назад

    0:07
    AYYYOOOO

  • @lancechristophermambo2285
    @lancechristophermambo2285 3 года назад +1

    Tbh i eat cookies normally. with the legs and the fillings

  • @chickennuggiechan4851
    @chickennuggiechan4851 3 года назад

    7:34 This lil guy was hella cute tho

  • @averageyoutubeenjoyer1902
    @averageyoutubeenjoyer1902 3 года назад

    0:56 realization* after I played battlefield 1

  • @girlartist1105
    @girlartist1105 3 года назад

    i actually spent 46 minutes figuring out the sign says "fuck disney"

  • @satinfuture7780
    @satinfuture7780 3 года назад

    6:50
    Dora, Dora, Dora the drug Exporter!!!

  • @pumpkin8222
    @pumpkin8222 3 года назад

    The brail read "Fuck Disney"

  • @埊
    @埊 3 года назад

    "y a wann some kandy of mine?"
    'Niet'
    "wkhy?"
    ''OUR candys"

  • @Masked_One_1316
    @Masked_One_1316 2 года назад

    11:36 yes the fat ones are a bit chewy. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @happypiano4810
    @happypiano4810 3 года назад

    6:50
    Cursed comment:
    Why are you arresting HER, arrest the MAP!

  • @slothtaida3262
    @slothtaida3262 3 года назад

    0:09 dude i can't- HAHAHAAHHA

  • @N_Valchanov
    @N_Valchanov 3 года назад +1

    4:58 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @won879
    @won879 3 года назад

    4:59 this reminds me of harry potter the prisoner of azkaban

  • @lotharheidel3320
    @lotharheidel3320 3 года назад +3

    7:22
    Me as a german: SoaB

  • @patriciaadams8583
    @patriciaadams8583 3 года назад

    0:41 i dunno man, i like both

  • @AymenZero
    @AymenZero 3 года назад

    3:50 fuck disney.
    took me 10 minutes of my life

  • @Janus2026
    @Janus2026 3 года назад

    3:45, that says ‘fuck disney’

  • @iplaygames6764
    @iplaygames6764 3 года назад

    03:17
    on a fight, rigt?
    ON A FIGHT, RIGHT?!?!?

  • @dragonj2200
    @dragonj2200 3 года назад

    Thank you

  • @popcicle2k6
    @popcicle2k6 3 года назад +1

    0:40 OMG… I’m shocked bro EWWWW

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 года назад

      Eww because you don't like Oreos
      Or
      Eww because your not a Cannibal

    • @popcicle2k6
      @popcicle2k6 3 года назад

      @@daisyjoy242 Because I’m not a cannibal :(

  • @baconegg35
    @baconegg35 3 года назад

    I share the same birthday with Minecraft lol. I'm so lucky.

  • @aidanvillanueva6251
    @aidanvillanueva6251 3 года назад

    MEME idea
    me: its hot in here ima open the door
    everyone else on the plane: WHAT

    • @TheHattOnYouTube
      @TheHattOnYouTube 3 года назад

      Planes can have their doors open, just as long nobody jumps out of it.

  • @SMILINGROADKILL
    @SMILINGROADKILL 3 года назад

    3:46 for anyone confused it says "fuck disney"

  • @afikonatetop6346
    @afikonatetop6346 3 года назад +1

    #dailydoseofmemes
    Me:can we get Minecraft?
    Mom: no we have Minecraft at home
    Minecraft at home:*the forest picture (its a game like Minecraft)
    You hear cave sound PANIK
    You are not play Minecraft kalm
    You are not play Minecraft PANIK

  • @Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek
    @Polupoljoprivrednikpolucovek 3 года назад

    Wait... Kristijan Petric was the name on women who pics death, that name is from my country....

  • @ragnarock1008
    @ragnarock1008 3 года назад

    Yes I got here an hour after it got posted

  • @playstatlon1594
    @playstatlon1594 3 года назад

    5:52 that's drugs

  • @shrek6512
    @shrek6512 3 года назад +6

    0:10 ....

  • @merijnkoeken7555
    @merijnkoeken7555 3 года назад

    I should be able yo dye glowsquids so it will be green/purple/red etc... would be so cool, also Jeb_

  • @hi-pl5js
    @hi-pl5js 3 года назад

    3:47 "fuck disney"

  • @bearclaw5764
    @bearclaw5764 3 года назад +1

    0:09 Hulk smash

  • @J45
    @J45 3 года назад

    7:01 The Title Number is the same as the view count

  • @awjidnsmdbdn1079
    @awjidnsmdbdn1079 3 года назад

    1:20 AYO THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY- (Other than the year)

  • @zeeshanmiah6493
    @zeeshanmiah6493 3 года назад

    Me hitting the beach :everyone at the no fighting party ×_×

  • @republiccommandostopmotion2947
    @republiccommandostopmotion2947 3 года назад

    11:19 ok…. I have to call it dr lab mini candy tropic orange it’s a Irish rip of of tic tacs

  • @fhvys
    @fhvys 3 года назад

    holy frick the thumbnail 💀

  • @sevdaurugkok1751
    @sevdaurugkok1751 3 года назад +5

    #dailydoseofmemes
    Her: I bet hes thinking about other girls.
    Him: how come saying seperate, your lips dont seperate and dont touch. but saying touched doesnt touch your lip??
    Edit: p a i n

  • @ImpossibleEvan
    @ImpossibleEvan 3 года назад +1

    3:45 Says fuck Disney

  • @ichiromafui703
    @ichiromafui703 3 года назад +3

    Not-so-fun-fact: almost all the foods we eat have insects or it's egg in it, dunno how much, dunno why this was placed in a place where this doesnt have to be placed here, the only thing is that you know is that you cant unsee this fact
    Also why am i typing this while im still dealing some f#ed up sh#s-

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 года назад

      That’s myth

    • @ichiromafui703
      @ichiromafui703 3 года назад

      @@oracle372 you sure 'bout that boi?

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 года назад

      @@ichiromafui703
      Yeah. I am sure.

    • @oracle372
      @oracle372 3 года назад

      @@ichiromafui703
      Where did you learn this

    • @ichiromafui703
      @ichiromafui703 3 года назад

      @@oracle372 if by location my house, how? It was by accident, forgot when i learnt that, forgot how i learnt that
      And no, im not lying when i dont know, that i promise, dont blame me who has a brain that is the equivalent to being an idiot-(did that male sense? Dunno, dont care)

  • @nightlock2659
    @nightlock2659 3 года назад

    3:49 if anyone wondering what it says, I think it says "fuck disney"

  • @luvsophia4life
    @luvsophia4life 3 года назад

    head is a cuss word

  • @theunbalancedcharge2077
    @theunbalancedcharge2077 3 года назад

    Did anyone else pause the video to translate the sign in Braille?

  • @DarkCryosis
    @DarkCryosis 3 года назад

    7:30 I agree.

  • @adencarter236
    @adencarter236 3 года назад

    I don’t know what soul your trying to save I don’t have a soul

  • @tubeegod9153
    @tubeegod9153 3 года назад

    Baby, lock them doors down loooooow drown my puppy dog soft and slow.

  • @ghastlygno3002
    @ghastlygno3002 3 года назад +1

    18:18 homies a*s

  • @lolbit7312
    @lolbit7312 3 года назад

    3:47
    The sign says f**k Disney

  • @Doc65_unknown
    @Doc65_unknown 3 года назад

    #dailydoseofmemes
    COVID: ight imma head out
    Everyone: *kalm*
    COVID delta variant: just kidding
    Everyone: *panik*

  • @CheeCatRootbeer
    @CheeCatRootbeer 3 года назад +2

    That thumbnail makes me feel uncomfortable x2

  • @sadiqurrahman6838
    @sadiqurrahman6838 3 года назад

    The Unreadable (Kind Of) Sign Says *Fuck Disney* 3:44

  • @joonasraiskio9448
    @joonasraiskio9448 3 года назад

    4:57 Da fuck i did not know that our goverment did this

  • @kyd9269
    @kyd9269 3 года назад

    2:26 so we not gonna talk about the censoring?

  • @kakaMoBobo
    @kakaMoBobo 3 года назад

    I like the ore cookie more

  • @lolhi9937
    @lolhi9937 3 года назад

    #dankess
    me: throws the bucket
    my dad: asks 1k qwestions
    my brain: pain