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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2020
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  • @Razear
    @Razear 4 года назад +1571

    Lol, even the lighting crew isn't safe from Russell's grasp.

    • @naerkode
      @naerkode 4 года назад +12

      Yea, especially if someone gets a Tattoo of Pepsi Logo or a fan of some UFC failure who got one of those Tatts.

    • @s.smilla63
      @s.smilla63 4 года назад +6

      That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

    • @timl.b.2095
      @timl.b.2095 3 года назад +1

      I'm glad he called out whoever's on spot, because they're terrible. Lights Russell's chest, not his face.

    • @alien6824
      @alien6824 3 года назад +2

      @@timl.b.2095 well consider its a light. Don’t want to blind the guy with the light on his face.

    • @jaycho6747
      @jaycho6747 3 года назад +2

      He does the spotlight joke in every performance. It's getting old.

  • @pasqualepagano2580
    @pasqualepagano2580 4 года назад +1583

    ME: laughing at the "the third kid is an accident"
    Also me: Realises im the third kid my parents had

  • @ismaelspechtintuition3519
    @ismaelspechtintuition3519 4 года назад +625

    Insane. Brutal. Shameless. The best comedian ever!

    • @prithvibumia2941
      @prithvibumia2941 4 года назад +10

      Wouldnt say best but he certainly in the top tier

    • @ismaelspechtintuition3519
      @ismaelspechtintuition3519 4 года назад +7

      @@prithvibumia2941 who would you say is better, or on the same level? I am asking just for the laughs, not because I disagree of you. Thanks Bro.

    • @ismaelspechtintuition3519
      @ismaelspechtintuition3519 4 года назад

      @Sarthak Katewa I´ve heard about him, but never seen anything. I´ll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion Bro.

    • @ismaelspechtintuition3519
      @ismaelspechtintuition3519 4 года назад +1

      @The Deathless thanks a lot for sharing all these names. I certainly will dive into each one of them. I crave for a good laugh. Again, thanks a lot.

    • @MrMonnello69
      @MrMonnello69 4 года назад +1

      @@ismaelspechtintuition3519 you've GOTTA check out Sebastian Maniscalco! It's not only his material that's funny, it's the way the guy delivers it that's absolutely bloody hilarious 👍

  • @rrverma7271
    @rrverma7271 4 года назад +354

    even spotlight guy is not safe

  • @sashibenlawalling1655
    @sashibenlawalling1655 4 года назад +247

    That "three adopted" bought a smile to my face..🌠

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted 4 года назад +1

      The same face brought ☺ to my 🐍

    • @raiPKyt
      @raiPKyt 3 года назад +1

      Who knows... all 5 might be his own children...
      Fear of getting roasted from russel...
      led him to say 3 adopted...!!

  • @Phantom26092010
    @Phantom26092010 4 года назад +245

    I was like "WTF is potent audience?" LMAO

    • @TheMrCC21
      @TheMrCC21 4 года назад +7

      Do you really need it explained to you?

    • @Sandeep-qt1nv
      @Sandeep-qt1nv Год назад

      People with good yield!

  • @pjmagesh
    @pjmagesh 4 года назад +26

    He is a natural comedian. No one can ever beat him

  • @MuhammadHaris-ji8gm
    @MuhammadHaris-ji8gm 4 года назад +318

    Three adopted. That doesn't count.
    Lol

    • @krishalay
      @krishalay 4 года назад +3

      You mean the ones he bought? 😁

    • @MuhammadHaris-ji8gm
      @MuhammadHaris-ji8gm 4 года назад +1

      @@krishalay not cool man

    • @krishalay
      @krishalay 4 года назад +14

      @@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm Dude, it's not my words, it's RP's words...and if you can't take these kinda jokes then don't watch his shows. Simple.

  • @sarahedwards2
    @sarahedwards2 3 года назад +66

    My brother and I are adopted, and our other brother is our parents’ biological child. Our parents tried for almost 15 YEARS after they were married (7 before they reached out to Children’s Aid to put in their application). Then, surprise surprise, when I was 5 and my brother was 2 1/2, our mom was pregnant!

    • @umairbutt1355
      @umairbutt1355 2 года назад

      @Dach What a lovely comment :) And yes I agree too 😄

    • @silentvoiceinthedark5665
      @silentvoiceinthedark5665 2 года назад +2

      There is some research on that phenomena, nurturing adopted children makes women more fertile and able to conceive. Also observed in other primates

  • @Sire_Presh
    @Sire_Presh 4 года назад +31

    Spotlight guy had only one Job 😂😂

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti 4 года назад +29

    "it's like a sneeze." holy shit i'm dead XD

    • @alien6824
      @alien6824 3 года назад

      I never actually thought about that lmao

    • @vineetjainorg
      @vineetjainorg 3 года назад +1

      That ACHHOO really got me rofl

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 4 года назад +280

    My youngest sibling wasn't happy when my father told her she was an accident.

    • @KingMCIV
      @KingMCIV 4 года назад +26

      exas4791 damn that’s a harsh thing to say :/

    • @exas4791
      @exas4791 4 года назад +15

      @@KingMCIV My father said it half in jest, but my youngest sis wasn't amused.

    • @AT-kb7zc
      @AT-kb7zc 4 года назад +1

      Poor girl

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 года назад +18

      That is just wrong.You never tell that to a kid in jest.Especially when they grow up and have to decide wether or not to put you in a nursing home.😛

    • @exas4791
      @exas4791 4 года назад +1

      @Janjua Rajput My sister's countenance looks like my father's.

  • @lujainalshami2073
    @lujainalshami2073 3 года назад +11

    Me being a third kid knowing I'm an accident 👁👄👁

  • @Goldmight
    @Goldmight 4 года назад +63

    lauging at this, and i realise i am the forth kid.

  • @Jejak_Pengangguran
    @Jejak_Pengangguran 4 года назад +158

    My grandfather have 14 kids. My father is number 11.

    • @J4k7193R
      @J4k7193R 4 года назад +5

      Grand pa had 4 wives, grandma was the first with 11kids, my pops was either 6,7,8

    • @sahil3735
      @sahil3735 4 года назад +42

      You're a Muslim. So 14 is somewhat average for you guys

    • @heheyboi1065
      @heheyboi1065 4 года назад +5

      @@sahil3735 Na man..That's the old folks..

    • @NinjutsuSeeker
      @NinjutsuSeeker 4 года назад

      I cant talk. 5 girls 1 boy for me

    • @pachukoking2963
      @pachukoking2963 4 года назад

      Wow

  • @effortlessproductions
    @effortlessproductions 4 года назад +40

    Damn even the spotlight dude gets shots fired lmao

  • @adopt-a-pet1968
    @adopt-a-pet1968 4 года назад +25

    I love stand-up, but I had no idea about this guy. He’s killing it 😂

    • @nickseven6814
      @nickseven6814 4 года назад +6

      Congrats...cos he is one of the best there is in the business...

    • @DURKES
      @DURKES 2 года назад +1

      Quick question, do you live in a cave?

  • @adityopratomo6475
    @adityopratomo6475 4 года назад +16

    Going to have a third kid and this hits me in the guts 😂

  • @VARMOT123
    @VARMOT123 3 года назад +3

    there are very few comedians who could've pulled off thes jokes with those noises and movements lol. russell peters is top tier

  • @braihahmed8308
    @braihahmed8308 4 года назад +12

    This recommendation saved me from the corona news.

  • @SingerAksh
    @SingerAksh 4 года назад +4

    I truly respect these guys!!!...Not easy to be a live performer....plus make people laugh....For all Comedians 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @djexitkenya881
    @djexitkenya881 3 года назад +2

    This guy is so much creative, naturally funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTerminator1919
    @TheTerminator1919 4 года назад +38

    Hahha his Flipino accent is on point

    • @luvlife7007
      @luvlife7007 4 года назад

      @TheTerminator1919 nope that is not the accent of Filipino. You either cannot hear or your ear is FULL OF WAX.... watch JOKOY on RUclips and LISTEN to his PILINO ACCENT IMITATION STUPID!!! This Russell is Not funny at all!!!

    • @TheTerminator1919
      @TheTerminator1919 4 года назад +3

      @@luvlife7007 yup you're 100% flip

    • @tideghost
      @tideghost 4 года назад

      @@luvlife7007 shut up, zealous Filipino.

    • @luvlife7007
      @luvlife7007 4 года назад

      @@tideghost Redeye (pinkeye) means CONJUNCTIVITIS a very contagious bacteria in the eye. It seems to be your JEALOUS OF ME... you must be SMELLY SKUNK INDIA!!!! Hey watch JOKOY you will understand not to be Jealous with us Filipino because we are better than India. For sure we DO NOT SMELL AT ALL, and we DO NOT poop 💩 on the street.

    • @kurtmagbujos
      @kurtmagbujos 4 года назад

      Luv Life, I guess you haven’t been in squatter areas.

  • @Wanderer-zk2qu
    @Wanderer-zk2qu 4 года назад +5

    You're AWESOME 😭😂😂😂

  • @rossycarollina4236
    @rossycarollina4236 4 года назад +3

    Event is surprise it's just "AAAAAAHHHHH" .... 😂😂😂😂

  • @5thdawg917
    @5thdawg917 4 года назад +2

    Lmao the spot light guy 😂

  • @a.n1617
    @a.n1617 4 года назад

    when he said "oh f**k me, i mean don't f**k me" killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @harisdiz.5817
    @harisdiz.5817 4 года назад +4

    Spotlight guy's on his fkn phone again.

  • @katom_videos2989
    @katom_videos2989 4 года назад +15

    Absolutely amazing funniest guy ever

  • @Nawabid
    @Nawabid 4 года назад +2

    LMAOOO I LOVE THIS MAN...

  • @harryv6752
    @harryv6752 Год назад

    Haha! That was funny. Even the light guy got roasted. 😄

  • @sedethanyii4250
    @sedethanyii4250 3 года назад +1

    The only comedian whose joke has no boundaries 💙 won't find this kind of gem in generations to come

  • @theironshepherd7777
    @theironshepherd7777 4 года назад +1

    The lamp part had me in tears..

  • @03Pianoplayer
    @03Pianoplayer 4 года назад +3

    Hilarious. Peters at his best. 😍👍🏼

  • @naveen1386
    @naveen1386 4 года назад +2

    Damnnnnn he dint spare the spotlight guy 🤣🤣

  • @mcmisacigoj2215
    @mcmisacigoj2215 4 года назад

    Haha you Rock Man! You inspire all of us young youtubers man!

  • @IshaShrestha
    @IshaShrestha 4 года назад +2

    you need to upload more videos ! you are just so hilarious

  • @fpswreck538
    @fpswreck538 4 года назад +1

    The sneeze face 😂😂😂

  • @gpapa71
    @gpapa71 4 года назад +58

    I was just watching drip report and then I got you recommended

  • @secularph8424
    @secularph8424 3 года назад +1

    The spotlight joke , its the third time i heard

  • @MCShvabo
    @MCShvabo 4 года назад +1

    Lol he even roasted the spotlight guy.

  • @tkchingv
    @tkchingv 4 года назад +5

    I'm the accident. FML.

  • @4and20blackbirdsbakedinapi6
    @4and20blackbirdsbakedinapi6 4 года назад +5

    Love this guy's humor!

  • @diwashrai
    @diwashrai 4 года назад

    One of the good ones among recent clips...keep up the good work!

  • @itsaashish
    @itsaashish 4 года назад +1

    Come is like a sneeze. Wisdom!

  • @starzepicstarz3246
    @starzepicstarz3246 3 года назад +3

    Am the 3rd kid n lived with grandparents until teens years started working 👀.. love them grands more then parents low key

  • @archbishop1666
    @archbishop1666 4 года назад +1

    He is literally the Eminem of comedy.
    None safe.

  • @hasanbaaqeil42
    @hasanbaaqeil42 4 года назад

    Thats is a cooooooool one ..

  • @jeffpro8
    @jeffpro8 4 года назад

    Hilarious but right! It's not an accident. 😂😂

  • @marcovortexbohler
    @marcovortexbohler 4 года назад +26

    all the other recent clips of him are ehhh ok but this one was actually really funny again.

  • @kaylag5043
    @kaylag5043 3 года назад

    Russel fucking with the spotlight guy was the best XD

  • @user-nr6kq7ex7r
    @user-nr6kq7ex7r 2 года назад

    omg crying from laughts!!!!!

  • @khleong9632
    @khleong9632 3 года назад

    Rub and babies come out lmfao!!!!!

  • @The_Drive778
    @The_Drive778 4 года назад +1

    Even the light kid dose not expected that

  • @KamalBensra
    @KamalBensra 3 года назад

    russell is just too good la...

  • @azimy9388
    @azimy9388 3 года назад +5

    *me watching this as a third child after a boy and a girl*
    💀 Depression

  • @vimeopictures5170
    @vimeopictures5170 4 года назад

    what an analogy lol

  • @Itssronzzz
    @Itssronzzz 2 года назад

    Can't stop laughinggg

  • @ketankumarsingh1
    @ketankumarsingh1 4 года назад +7

    Me laughing Hysterically as I'm the third one !

  • @maverick-gp6mg
    @maverick-gp6mg 4 года назад +3

    i admire all the courageous people in the front row.

  • @dogarnruatdika4155
    @dogarnruatdika4155 3 года назад

    An accident right here😂😂😂👍

  • @TheBlupus
    @TheBlupus 2 года назад

    snezee metaphor was just perfect

  • @osvaldodomingos9041
    @osvaldodomingos9041 3 года назад +2

    Imagine if those three adopted kids of that guy didn't know they where adopted. 😱

  • @daniealejandro7689
    @daniealejandro7689 4 года назад +2

    The best 🤟🤟🤟😎

  • @dude3911
    @dude3911 3 года назад +1

    He should have played around with the spotlight guy running around and trying to avoid him 🤣

  • @Philson
    @Philson 4 года назад +2

    Telling it like it is.

  • @miorazeem
    @miorazeem 3 года назад

    Damnn he is very good at spontaneous joke!

  • @izuanwahab2096
    @izuanwahab2096 4 года назад

    It's a blessing.. for me at least.

  • @robertadams7129
    @robertadams7129 2 года назад

    This dude is fucking amazing

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity 3 года назад

    Looking fit and trim Russell! 🙌

  • @ShikiSenriismine
    @ShikiSenriismine 4 года назад

    ... triplets ... 😂

  • @ShaJawad
    @ShaJawad 4 года назад +1

    Russelllllllllllllll love from India - Banglore ♥️

  • @AshishKumar-ul7ex
    @AshishKumar-ul7ex 2 года назад +1

    My Great grandfather has 17 children 😂

  • @nicholasjohansan8352
    @nicholasjohansan8352 3 года назад

    Common sense with humour added 👍

  • @100984panu
    @100984panu 4 года назад

    What improvisation!

  • @arvenzine_yt
    @arvenzine_yt 4 года назад

    Russeeeeeellll....still funny!!!

  • @YamenNazer
    @YamenNazer 3 года назад

    Sneeze somewhere else hahahahahahahaha i'm dead

  • @Burner-nf8ki
    @Burner-nf8ki 4 года назад

    Hilarious

  • @abeychacko
    @abeychacko 4 года назад +6

    I can't stop laughing😂😂😂

    • @IEXPOSE828
      @IEXPOSE828 4 года назад

      Wanna start? Lol jk

    • @naerkode
      @naerkode 4 года назад

      Don't worry, it gets old.. someday..

  • @klannstyle
    @klannstyle 3 года назад

    sneeze somewhere else please... 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @alleyoop2017
    @alleyoop2017 4 года назад +2

    The Indian Andy Garcia

  • @rohansharma1342
    @rohansharma1342 4 года назад

    So you had 2 & bought 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝

  • @maheshdhungana8113
    @maheshdhungana8113 4 года назад +19

    Being an Indian, i don't know how he knows all this.. 🤔

    • @magic_claw
      @magic_claw 4 года назад +4

      He's Canadian.

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 года назад +2

      He is NRI

    • @pachukoking2963
      @pachukoking2963 4 года назад

      He is not Indian. Also instead of arguing about where is he from why not just call him or his manager??

    • @naerkode
      @naerkode 4 года назад +6

      He is as Indian as an Indian Motorcycle made in Canada and shipped out to Florida and then to LA. He is like 50 and has probably spent less than 50 days of his lifetime in India.

    • @pachukoking2963
      @pachukoking2963 4 года назад +8

      @Shaan S that's called " ethnicity ". I hope this helps with your damned English. Rahul Gandhi is not Italian just for your common sense

  • @enkhsaruul8000
    @enkhsaruul8000 4 года назад +3

    Laughing my ass of cause its funny then realizing I. Am. The. Third. Child

  • @yeeet5795
    @yeeet5795 4 года назад

    I thought he lost it hahahah

  • @Qwuiet
    @Qwuiet 2 года назад

    so true. that's how my mom have 4 brothers lol

  • @amankumar206
    @amankumar206 3 года назад

    2:55 That's me .. That's the reason i m here in this world.

  • @haruhisuzuhara
    @haruhisuzuhara 3 года назад +1

    Here in my country, ppl in rural areas hv 6, 7, even 12 children.

  • @JohnNugroho
    @JohnNugroho Год назад

    lol even my mother in law admitted that her 3rd kid was a unexpected "bonus".

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 года назад +3

    1:04 Wow, some of the audience response almost got negative there.

  • @East17A
    @East17A Год назад

    cut off the supply line. and then no more worries !! 😁😁

  • @poisiion
    @poisiion 4 года назад +10

    He was such a great comedian at one point, I used to laugh a lot watching his older videos

  • @sabinarai2742
    @sabinarai2742 4 года назад

    Third kid check🖐

  • @AppuAppu-jx7zu
    @AppuAppu-jx7zu 3 года назад

    This reminds me of a guy in his show having 10 kids

  • @smaster_ram
    @smaster_ram 3 года назад

    burrrrrrp.....
    thats how we born

  • @nirbhaynandan72
    @nirbhaynandan72 3 года назад

    me-sister again sister then me then a brother stop!!

  • @Phanta.T
    @Phanta.T 4 года назад +69

    Wait do girls actually believe when guys say "I didn't know"?

    • @adopt-a-pet1968
      @adopt-a-pet1968 4 года назад +1

      Phanta T. NO 😂

    • @Leeohlin89
      @Leeohlin89 4 года назад +6

      You’d know if you were experienced enough 😅

  • @hyd916
    @hyd916 4 года назад +3

    IT IS SO TRUE, THAT HE IS RUNNING OUT OF JOKES.

    • @1sttigertiger426
      @1sttigertiger426 4 года назад

      I miss the Russell Peter's from 2009, when he was really funny. Now is just okay.

  • @BenDover-qx6bn
    @BenDover-qx6bn 4 года назад +1

    3rd kid here on lockdown

  • @justworship0570
    @justworship0570 4 года назад

    my both father had 9 siblings and so does my mom, im from Dagestan, southern part of Russia..