I Kicked Myself In The Nuts (1949) by Silly Pete and the Nut Crackers

Debut single from 'Silly Pete and the Nut Crackers' from 1949. Unfortunately due to Pete's addiction to kicking himself in the nuts he had to stop his 'Sack Smashers' tour and admit himself to a specialised rehab clinic.
He left rehab six months later but was soon addicted to stretching his nut sack over his penis because he believed his penis was cold. Once again, he soon found himself in rehab.
-Healthcare professionals advise to not kick yourself in the nuts as this could run the risk of looking like a f*ckin' twat to the missus

[@billywiththebulgingbaloonb5105]

Silly Pete lead a tragic life. He had a great voice and all this talent, but he secretly struggled with a crippling addiction to intentionally kicking himself in the nuts.

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His wife got him castrated to curb his addiction, but he was never the same after. In desperation he paid to watch other men kick themselves in the nuts

[@stanislavtihohod]

@@WtF_Records It is especially sad to realize that these days his problem could be easily solved with antidepressants.

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@@stanislavtihohod like everything else 😬

[@rhpicayune]

THIS is why the 50’s were nifty 👍🏻

[@rexcatston8412]

'M***** F***a kicked himself'
Caught me off guard

[@carissajb2955]

Silly Pete inspired more than one generation ❤

[@rhpicayune]

OMG-mom and dad never told me about great old music like this 😮

[@JasonDrMortician]

What a tremendous legacy Silly Pete left us

[@WtF_Records]

😆 his nuts will forever live on

[@donsiwicki]

Mick Jagger wrote this song for Silly Pete and later on regretted it! He said it could have been the Stones biggest hit!! True story!!😎😎😎🇺🇸

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Haha Mick would have been 6 when this song came out 😆

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@@ShadowBannedagain 😆

[@70JavelinJG]

My father actually co-wrote this song with Pete when he was a spermatozoa in my grandads scrotum. True story!

[@user-xr2lv4ll6j]

Yous' are all MAD!! Lol.

[@ebf1957]

The Stones covered it when they appeared on Shindig in 1964.

[@SteveWright259]

I sure didn't remember seeing this on American Bandstand..

[@Starmadien2019]

I shouldn't have listened to this while eating dinner. Damn near choked myself

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😂

[@EagleCondor3456]

Jimmy Swaggart loved to listen to these guys!

[@light-wolfred741]

Hahaha great music from back in the day

[@juliuskovacs5116]

Still better then the shit on the radio today

[@BARDAKABRAMA]

I'm really stunned that there aren't more views of this song, the strongest cut from a superb album... thanks for posting it. Silly Pete was a rival to Elvis and Little Richard in those Angry Young Man days of the late 50s

[@WtF_Records]

Thanks, I guess RUclips's algorithm is to blame

[@Napalm.enema.V2]

Unfortunately for Silly Pete, all the kicking himself in the nuts left him sterile, so his only legacy is his music.

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😆

[@mohamedtlass3842]

That picture is legit! I have the same model of Gibson amplifier in my collection!

[@user-pu2xb4zr4w]

MF kicked himself 😅

[@heretoforeunknown]

Maybe it's black music. RUclips is uploading lots of sketchy and raunchy music pieces these days. If you have long balls, be careful not to step on them.

[@MyNameIsChristBringsASword]

Silly Pete taught me everything I know

[@TheCreth808]

This is actually a good song! Great Job!

[@WtF_Records]

Thanks 😀

[@user-xr2lv4ll6j]

The fcking description!! I can't stop laughing.

[@frug5629]

"The motherfuckin nuts" XD

[@ostradamus980]

This is the Soul 🌩 ⚡️ Shit.

[@greg33770]

Sounds like a hit to me !!!

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😂

[@judgingfox4470]

This song has me laughing, why would anybody want to do this to themselves?😂

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Silly Pete had his reasons, genuine stupidity is one of them but we will never truly know

[@judgingfox4470]

@@WtF_Records it sounds like he has a fetish.

[@kryptism]

I heard this song on Back To The Future!😊

[@WtF_Records]

The bit where Marty kisses his mum? I was too distracted by incest that i completely missed it

[@kryptism]

@@WtF_Records no the part where he goes to meet George McFly and Biff Tannin at the soda shop!🥴

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@@kryptism oh yeh 😆

[@diechaqgesellen9676]

We need karoke versions for all songs

[@thomcarr7021]

This is such a sad song.

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I know, the wife is such a bitch

[@thomcarr7021]

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Heartless

[@SwampDrippin]

This one should have been in Fallout 3

[@WtF_Records]

They tried but it caused all npc's to kick themselves in the nuts everytime the song was played

[@IraRossD]

You focused on making on a good song just as much as clever writing and taking advantage of the medium. This is better than OV

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Thanks, really appreciate your comment 🙂

[@IraRossD]

@@WtF_Records If I can ask, what program/s did you use to make this? I could make a killer theme for myself.

[@WtF_Records]

@@IraRossD I used Suno

[@kubabayaty6402]

Be real with me, is this actually from the 50's?
I found out "Shave em Dry" is legit from ~1930 but "I glued my balls to my butthole again" sounds 50's but was released 2024

[@WtF_Records]

Haha it's also from 2024. A.I is just a crazy beast atm

[@joejones9520]

wait; is this racis'?

[@WtF_Records]

In what way?

[@joejones9520]

@@WtF_Records im being like the left