I Can't F**king Swim (I'm Gonna Die) [rare early 60s turf rock vinyl]
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- This early 60s bit of music history, restored via ai music magic, comes to you crisp and dry from Freddy and The Shore Trotters. Originally a cover band, Freddy eventually steered the band toward a genre he called "observational surf." "If he was anything, he was honest," Chet Trotter said of his late bandmate’s lyrical style. "I think reliving that every night took a toll on him. After we came back from the tour, he spent a good year in his room alone before our next album. We got worried because after that whole thing at the beach he was deathly afraid of water. Sometimes we had to remind him to drink. So what the hell was he drinking in his room?"
It would take until their 1966 album - Engine Sounds - for Freddy to feel comfortable enough to recount the tragic events that followed "I Can't F**king Swim."
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Lyrics:
It's the best day of my life (the best day of his life)
She didn't have to think twice (maybe once but not twice)
Betty's ready to go steady
She said get your speedo, Freddy
We're going to the beach
But now I'd rather chug some bleach
Cause
I can't f**kin' swim (He can't f**kin swim)
No I can't f**kin' swim (He can't f**kin swim)
But if I don't jump into the water Betty will choose Jim
When they see me standing on the beach alone, they'll know that I'm a b**ch
But I can't f**kin' swim (He can't f**kin swim)
Oh I'm gonna die! (he's gonna die)
I'm gonna die! (not be alive)
It's either fry on land alone
Or drown in front of everyone
Cause I can't f**kin swim
It's the worst day of my life (the worst day of his life)
She's in a string bikini, that's nice (she looks so nice)
Betty's hotter in the water
She dove in though I tried to stall her
There's no stoppin' this hotty
I hope the cops can recover my body
Cause
I can't f**kin' swim (He can't f**kin swim)
No I can't f**kin' swim (He can't f**kin swim)
Maybe I can stay out of the water if I tell her I choose Jim
I think I'll delay the plunge a minute more and write my will into the shore
Cause I can't f**kin' swim
Oh I'm gonna die! (he's gonna die)
I'm gonna die! (not be alive)
It's either cry on land alone
Or drown in front of everyone
Cause I can't f**kin swim 
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The Beached Boys
The Beach Boys (Mike love version)
what a bunch of beaches
I cried the day this band went under.
Ah yes, the day music drowned.
😂
This band tried to get into the mainstream. But then again they couldn't swim. Thanks for resurrecting this lost gem.
Fuck you for saying I can't fuckin swim!
(joking)
I got this way back when as a B-side to Max Berman's "They All Jump". Still on my playlist.
Shutting up people who says that surf music doesn't have any real drama
Fun fact: There used to be a 4th member of the band that drowned during the recording of this album. That's why the remaining 3 look so sad on the cover
We studied This Exact phenomenon for my Masters Thesis, Freddy and The Shore Trotters as the example why its best to break up (if a band) or get divorced(if a couple and the child of the couple dies). Staying together results in reliving the trauma. Fun fact: Sadness is measurable and off the charts when in shared company of former mates/members of common traumatic experiences. Run! Do not look back!
And this song is based on a true story about that guy
This song is so deep
We getting out of the life boat with this one 💯
The first thing I saw was "observational surf" and I'm already dying laughing. That alone is brilliant.
Truly a sink or swim conundrum.
Godamn you... have my like..
Ironically, not swimming was what kept Freddy's career afloat for a few more years.
The follow up record, "I can fly from this fucking rooftop" was when Freddy's downfall truly began.
I got that song on 45 way back when as a B-side to Max Berman's "They All Jump". Still on my playlist.
it's still hard to believe 47 people drowned in the making of that album cover. that's not the beach, either - that's the late Dirk (pictured left)'s swimming pool. what happened was Freddy insisted on trying to swim while frantically yelling "i can't fucking swim!" and the crew came in to rescue him, but Freddy was so scared he'd just dogpile them and use their bodies as rafts. eventually the bodies became so numerous it created a little island mass and Chet pushed it to the edge of the pool.
Freddy is quoted as saying "erm, well that was awkward..." and called out for Dirk, but they both saw him at the bottom of the pool looking up at him showing his palm that read, "Not Penny's Boat". this is what that Pavement song is about, "the second drummer drowned!"
Well done. What a time to be alive ...
The Shore Brothers really peaked with the help of their genius songwriter Wyan Brilson, though some say they sold out under the leadership of their co-writer, Mike Hatred.
Hilarious
I remember when this came out. I was 15. I listened to alternative stations.
Same, this maybe wasn't as big a hit as Good Vibrators was a few years later but still one of the better gems of that era.
@@MistaTofMaine roflmao
These retro spoofs Jace ti be the greatest genre ever. How are record tables even still a thing
Legend has it he still can't fucking swim.
They split over multiple reasons 1. Billy left and took Red Cross Swim Classes! 2.Johnny left to go to Mountains of Montana to study Grizzlies,Sharks was just to scary to study. 3. Freddy never left the Beach, he can still be seen trotting the Beach with envy of All who left! He is an Old Dude now full of Rage and Bitterness
Brian Wilson and Charley Manson wrote it.
It sounds so much like a Beach Boys song( I really think it is) but Brian Wilson threw it out.
I love how the quintuplets in the background all have their own take on hairdos
Fun fact: Pete actually choked to death on an ice cube in a sandbox.
If someone told me this is a lost beach boys song from 1964. I'd believe it.
The last time I saw that expression on a face was this morning on my dog.
Theres some genius lyrics in this...betty is hotter in the water!
I’m gonna write my will into the shore!!
The Beach Boys lost track.
He needs to encounter the fairy godmother from the classic Public Information Film - "Learn to swim, young man - Learn. To. Swim!"
As a giy who cant fuckin' swim and thus gets passed on by all the hotties, this feels like a personal attack.
Tragic tale with a great tune! Reminds me that I was once an excellent swimmer, the only sport that I ever excelled at... Then I became a total fat arsed mouth breather as a teenager and swore a solemn oath never to go shirtless in public ever again, sob!!!🤣
R.I.P. Dennis Wilson.(The Beach Boys)
He was the only one that was a good surfer and one hell of a drummer. He was the wild one of the band.
True classic
Summer is here, time to die!
As a non swimmer this hits hard
To be a downer lol
But its eerie how this is so similiar to a situation that happened a couple years back in my town.
Some kids just graduated high school and came to town to swim in the pits and quarries of yesteryear.
Everyone was jumping off the rocks into the water, and a girl kept telling this guy to join in. The last words the boy ever hear were "youll regret it for the rest of your life if you dont jump."
The kid couldnt swim. He jumped in, and never came back up.
My uncle was one of the responding officers with diving gear to find the body.
'I hope the cops can recover my body, 'cuz I can't fuckin' swim'. 😄 Apparently lessons weren't an option...
To the Jim go the spoils
How do you make these?
Every one I listen to is better thn the one before.
It's either cry on land alone, or drown in front of everyone 😂
🤣😎🎸🎶
I cant fuq and swim either
If you told me this was a Queers song, I would absolutely believe it.
How many times did you have to generate this to get it so right?
All those girls behind them look cute!
There's always floaties.
There never could get with the flow
Weird al is so out of a job 😢
Their amps go to 11.
Is the song ai aswell?
Nah, it's actually just cleaned up audio done with the newest Unreal Engine 5 update pack.
Nah this beach boys unreleased
You've never heard of Freddy and the Shoretrotters??
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:55
🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 1:14
The B side " Betty Gives Me A Swimsuit Boner " was much better
turf rock lmao
Interesting fact: Most of the band could, in fact swim. The drummer was the only one who couldn’t swim in real life.