Duncan Trussell Got High and Applied for a Job at the CIA

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @Randomname315
    @Randomname315 4 года назад +3379

    He was too qualified we had t o decline him

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 4 года назад +2759

    Duncan really acting like he didn’t get the job and his first assignment was to convince Joe to join them.

    • @mq6389
      @mq6389 4 года назад +8

      Wortem lol

    • @rut3ch
      @rut3ch 4 года назад +7

      Hahahe that's brilliant hehehe

    • @iifguo8531
      @iifguo8531 4 года назад +6

      Very obvious

    • @sammii213
      @sammii213 4 года назад +39

      That's why he's lost the ghillie suit, he's in disguise right now

    • @africaart
      @africaart 4 года назад +14

      Joe is CIA

  • @DH-rt3fk
    @DH-rt3fk 4 года назад +2215

    Me: Can I smoke weed and work for the CIA?
    CIA: No, but you can smuggle this plane full of cocaine if you want.

  • @acitobydesign
    @acitobydesign 4 года назад +1320

    "You dont have to wear a wire anymore, just carry your phone" is my new favorite statement

    • @mspiper2852
      @mspiper2852 4 года назад +24

      Is your new favorite statement prior to entering an area, “Put your phone in the bag?” 😘

    • @marjineptune5259
      @marjineptune5259 3 года назад +1

      Phone stays in car.

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi 3 года назад

      Do you want me to find you? You seem to comment the stupidest comments like I can't find you.

    • @britishwordplay4335
      @britishwordplay4335 3 года назад +8

      Constant recording, GPS, documentation, pics, videos. Made for society to be social, yet really made to monitor

    • @odder5154
      @odder5154 3 года назад

      @@mspiper2852 Watches exist

  • @MrHimypeeps
    @MrHimypeeps 4 года назад +414

    "Can I ask you a question that will make people think you're a CIA agent?"
    "Sure."
    ~Puff of smoke blows across screen~

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust 4 года назад +915

    Joe: “What’s an asset?”
    Duncan: “A Friend.” 😂

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 4 года назад

      ya paren todo. ya ni modo

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 года назад +2

      A friend, or a friendly, is a common way of down playing an allie.

    • @pronghornxx
      @pronghornxx 4 года назад +9

      a friend with benefits

    • @The_dude94
      @The_dude94 4 года назад +7

      Yep. He definitely got hired when he applied for the job. That's such a vague answer that only someone that "knows something (top secret)" would say!

    • @keithremedy
      @keithremedy 4 года назад

      Dakota Lowe 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 4 года назад +3530

    Duncan looks like a long haul trucker that only delivers weed and frisbees.

  • @Nevermind-kk4sr
    @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 года назад +1251

    CIA: Hey don't tell anyone you applied for the CIA
    Duncan: *Goes on JRE* Guess what I just did!

    • @Michael89240
      @Michael89240 4 года назад +6

      Damn Nevermind CIA doesn’t care

    • @chriscostello117
      @chriscostello117 4 года назад +9

      Damn Nevermind dude, hang this joke format up chump. Let this shit go and do your best a finding some originality. Just try and conceive an original thought kid.

    • @chappy0690
      @chappy0690 4 года назад +1

      Couldn't agree more, it's not going to happen though because all these brainless kids on youtube cant think for themselves, they just steal stupid comments that weren't funny when the OP posted them. We need to line them all up and execute them so the pointless CUNTS cant reproduce.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 года назад +16

      @@chriscostello117 Lmao chill guy, it's just RUclips comments you don't need to get that upset over them. Btw you're totally the first person to use the insult "you're not even original, conceive an original idea" try going somewhere else to dump your shit lol.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr 4 года назад +4

      @@chappy0690 wtf? Lol?? Bro why are you taking RUclips comment that serious lmao? You good?

  • @notschramm3461
    @notschramm3461 4 года назад +795

    "Have you ever thought of a blue butterfly, Joe?"
    -asset has been activated

  • @doppelmeyer
    @doppelmeyer 4 года назад +142

    “Jamie would you mind pulling that up”
    This man is a living saint

    • @dawnsredemptiongaming5567
      @dawnsredemptiongaming5567 4 года назад +7

      He asked under his breath “why do I have to do this” right after the question

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 3 года назад +1

      @@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 who did?

    • @dawnsredemptiongaming5567
      @dawnsredemptiongaming5567 3 года назад +2

      @@ellamayoxoxo9510 Jamie did

    • @michaeljohnston565
      @michaeljohnston565 2 года назад

      @@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 That's impressive. I can't believe you heard that! nice. lol

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 4 месяца назад

      @@michaeljohnston565 do most people use speakers now? i remember like 5-6 years ago, most YT vids were audio engineered around people with headphones. is that still a thing? i thought everyone switched over to more compressed recordings at this point because of how many people just use their phone and its speakers instead of watching at a PC with a headset.
      im one of the rarer ones who has my PC hooked up in the living room with an early 2000s theater bose surround system so i can hear that shit despite being on speakers.
      ...im realizing now this has turned into a rant, and you probably dont have an answer for me- but no sense deleting it all now. SEND IT

  • @thomdrolet2624
    @thomdrolet2624 4 года назад +654

    "The cia is bound by federal law" lol.

    • @gregschmidt6963
      @gregschmidt6963 4 года назад +22

      A Fucking Leaf Hardly

    • @YaYa-lj8ln
      @YaYa-lj8ln 4 года назад +43

      Bound by no law...that’s the issue

    • @thomdrolet2624
      @thomdrolet2624 4 года назад +23

      @@gregschmidt6963 what point did you think I was making?

    • @jakedonald7934
      @jakedonald7934 4 года назад +3

      I like your name and your picture

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 года назад +4

      Greg Schmidt you have the same name as my homie who slings bud hahahah

  • @Splendaboi
    @Splendaboi 4 года назад +493

    This guy sounds like the bush that joe had on a while ago

    • @Xxsnip3r126xX
      @Xxsnip3r126xX 4 года назад +13

      This was actually funny

    • @Qbone1231
      @Qbone1231 4 года назад +11

      Oh shit he does

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад +4

      TBH they both kinda sound like they just did a line of coke

    • @benfrank8649
      @benfrank8649 4 года назад +7

      He kind of talks like Steve-O from Jackass I thought

    • @Rahavin1
      @Rahavin1 4 года назад

      @Code _V_83 Dude, they wouldn't even be talking.

  • @jz4087
    @jz4087 4 года назад +393

    Joe sounded more and more like an asset by the end of the vid.

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 4 года назад +7

      *asshat
      Jk

    • @bgilley8199
      @bgilley8199 4 года назад +33

      Consider this, it's highly likely that at least one person Joe has had on the program is an active CIA or NSA agent (aside from Mike Baker). Given all the socially influential people he's had on, it seems unlikely that none of them are agents.

    • @decentperson1523
      @decentperson1523 4 года назад +2

      Yup...oblivious Joe getting used as an asset once more

    • @bennewman1578
      @bennewman1578 4 года назад

      He was literally joking he says it at the end...

    • @yeti2237
      @yeti2237 4 года назад +2

      He kept making it worse and worse

  • @estern001
    @estern001 4 года назад +63

    Thank you Joe. You said your lines perfectly. I can't imagine anything bad happening to you.

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 4 года назад +28

    "That said, if you can set shit on fire with your mind while stoned, come talk to us." LMFAOOO

  • @5stringmikey
    @5stringmikey 4 года назад +897

    Hearing Duncan's voice is like listening to the Girlfriend that I never wanted.

    • @tylerm8145
      @tylerm8145 4 года назад +72

      I'm not 100% sure what that means, but it sorta feels right? I fucking love Duncan's voice so much dude

    • @issacnewton9443
      @issacnewton9443 4 года назад +38

      Sounds like an ugly lady but a good girlfriend lol

    • @urbanguerrilla8301
      @urbanguerrilla8301 4 года назад +30

      Lol it sounds like a chick who's been smoking meth for years

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 4 года назад +14

      Voice reminds me of the dude that is the bartender in Deadpool. Don’t know his name lol

    • @NedKnives
      @NedKnives 4 года назад +11

      ripdajacker23 T.J. Miller?

  • @colonelkenpachi5009
    @colonelkenpachi5009 4 года назад +274

    I swear to God that one of these days Jaimie is going to get Joe to pull some shit up.

    • @swingking1294
      @swingking1294 4 года назад +1

      Colonel Kenpachi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ImADolphin
      @ImADolphin 4 года назад +31

      "Hey Joe, pull up the A I got in physics."

    • @mynextcartobuy
      @mynextcartobuy 4 года назад

      Colonel Kenpachi
      Underrated Comment 👍

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 3 года назад

      Hey jamie, pull up my pants

  • @jasoncoomer1226
    @jasoncoomer1226 4 года назад +321

    *Everything was a joke until Joe got defensive and blew his own cover...*
    The sound of Ducans voice immediately after was stunned...

  • @RybackTV
    @RybackTV 4 года назад +189

    CIA resumes while stoned, lol.

  • @revandarklordsith
    @revandarklordsith 4 года назад +41

    I like how Rogan didnt answer the question and went on a rant about how the CIA is awesome.

  • @jp-cc3sh
    @jp-cc3sh 4 года назад +930

    I’m going to get high and apply for the role of Chancellor in Germany.

  • @Bearbun38
    @Bearbun38 4 года назад +320

    Lol Kim jong un being alive. This aged well

    • @Explicitaz83
      @Explicitaz83 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад +8

      It's a rumor, people have said the same thing before.

    • @fathergvd
      @fathergvd 4 года назад +1

      Event Horizon still a possibility

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 4 года назад +16

      I believe everything I read on the internet too

    • @jaceunderwood7942
      @jaceunderwood7942 4 года назад

      Josh Daniel was searching for this comment

  • @buffalotitan6123
    @buffalotitan6123 4 года назад +84

    Sounds like the time I requested a Top Level Security Clearance from the Government through Email. And they sent me an auto-response saying they'll get back to me after this Corona Virus thing. Lol

    • @chell272
      @chell272 4 года назад +5

      I wonder how much they pay the guy who clicks "Trash" or "Forward".

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 года назад

      The quickest way to get a clearance is join the military with a job requiring a clearance :))

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 года назад

      @mrpimpinwhiteguy Yeah...I know. I can tell you with complete certainty that any job in the CIA will require a clearance. :) and yes of course, a background investigation would be conducted prior to receiving said clearance, that's how any clearance at any level works. Depending on the clearance, the background investigation may be more or less thorough...sometimes requiring a poly depending on ones job position, description, and direct employer. You're preaching to the choir here haha.

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 4 года назад

      mrpimpinwhiteguy Okay well I’ll just put it this way. If someone wants to get a high level clearance and are eligible for a job in the military that requires a high level clearance, all they have to do is take that job and they’ll get that clearance(with a clean enough record, of course) it is literally that easy. A background investigation is underway while said service member is doing their training, all the able they are able to do classified shit with their interim clearance that the DoD grants them while the clearance is pending. I’m saying this from experience not just googling bud. If one day doesn’t have a high level clearance and wants to apply for a job that requires one and say gets that job, that employer would first have to pay around $100,000 from start to finish for their worker to obtain a clearance with all the investigation effort and time taken. Do you get what I’m saying?

    • @buffalotitan6123
      @buffalotitan6123 4 года назад +1

      @@beattrixkiddo2725 I'm willing to bet the CIA and other parts of the Government take people in that don't have clean records as well. A clean record isn't mandatory for a Clearance.

  • @magnus_cockstrong
    @magnus_cockstrong 4 года назад +204

    asset sounds friendlier than "local the CIA is blackmailing."

    • @lordapollo3309
      @lordapollo3309 4 года назад

      eric foster so if I were to possibly apply, do you think some fr would blackmail me? I’m sure some probably would

    • @magnus_cockstrong
      @magnus_cockstrong 4 года назад +8

      @@lordapollo3309 the CIA would blackmail you if you had something or access to something they wanted, probably not if you just applied for a job lol.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 3 года назад

      It's a brutal and complicated world and the stakes are so very high up in this house of cards

    • @siberianstuntman3344
      @siberianstuntman3344 2 года назад

      What looking for rats remember your looking for M.I.C.E

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 4 года назад +22

    I adore Duncan especially after watching The Midnight Gospel. What a beautiful show.

  • @Gabiscis
    @Gabiscis 4 года назад +266

    "you know who is alive today? kim jong-un!"
    hot take joe...

    • @zabbyzooby
      @zabbyzooby 4 года назад +56

      The speed at which that take aged horribly is astounding.

    • @dairemcgee881
      @dairemcgee881 4 года назад

      @@zabbyzooby fact

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 4 года назад +8

      lo-fi cotton eye joe radio or if he turns out to be alive, then Joe maybe knows something we don’t 🤔 😆

    • @patg9754
      @patg9754 4 года назад +2

      Conspiracy theorists!!??

    • @Randomname315
      @Randomname315 4 года назад +8

      He smokes hella meth with trump

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 года назад +99

    Joe: Jamie pull that up
    Guests: Hey Jamie would you mind pulling that up

    • @Boulderair
      @Boulderair 4 года назад +11

      Young Jamie knows his place with Joe

    • @gb_the_accuser
      @gb_the_accuser 4 года назад +8

      I like Gavin McInnis nonchalantly calls Jamie " the nerd". "have the nerd look it up".

    • @fredbowles8470
      @fredbowles8470 4 года назад +12

      Joe pays him to get stoned and look things up. As the employer of such a sweet gig he is straight with him when he needs to do his job.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 4 года назад +3

      Joe pays Jamie very well. The guests don't.

    • @Vo1torbz
      @Vo1torbz 4 года назад

      He is paid to "pull that up"

  • @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
    @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle 4 года назад +105

    "The CIA is bound by federal law"
    Lol😃😁😅

  • @aintworriedboutnothing7598
    @aintworriedboutnothing7598 4 года назад +15

    These two are brilliant together. Duncan should be on every podcast, he imagination is amazing

  • @scottyscott1898
    @scottyscott1898 4 года назад +95

    Why does Joe sound like he’s in the CIA?

  • @pimpsimp8934
    @pimpsimp8934 4 года назад +182

    0:12 anyone else hear Jamie go “why do I have to do this”

  • @TylerTakacsIsAwesome
    @TylerTakacsIsAwesome 4 года назад +12

    Duncan Trussel has got to be my favorite JRE guest of all time!

  • @chaddompierre5779
    @chaddompierre5779 4 года назад +88

    "You ever thought of a blue butterfly joe?"
    Joe Rogan's eyes had me crying lmao

    • @afgmvp
      @afgmvp 4 года назад +4

      Whats a "blue butterfly"?

    • @RustyShacklefourd
      @RustyShacklefourd 4 года назад

      We gotta know!

    • @whoru1911
      @whoru1911 4 года назад

      It's like a code for also agents. Also see: Mason and the numbers

    • @Briantoobrackin1
      @Briantoobrackin1 4 года назад +8

      afgmvp a mind control “trigger” for CIA operatives who participated in MK Ultra.

    • @Whether-Man
      @Whether-Man 4 года назад

      afgmvp 🦋

  • @noirxplorer3185
    @noirxplorer3185 4 года назад +92

    Trussell is perfect for Clancy's voice. I feel like Clancy animated him.

    • @keeganburr1057
      @keeganburr1057 4 года назад +5

      Clancy is just in his console rn amd trussell is his vessel

    • @jacintoyakkk5502
      @jacintoyakkk5502 3 года назад

      What is Clancy ? Someone explain

    • @adamj8866
      @adamj8866 2 года назад

      @@jacintoyakkk5502 hopefully you know this by now since your comment is a year old but for you and anyone reading this, clancy is duncans character in a show called midnight gospel on netflix. its one of the coolest chillest shows

  • @marcussanchez4278
    @marcussanchez4278 4 года назад +50

    I know who I am: I’m a dude playing a dude ,disguised as another dude.

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave 4 года назад +82

    "You know who is alive today? Kim Jong Un."
    Not so fast, Joe.

    • @900bz
      @900bz 4 года назад +2

      A few hours ago US and south korea say hes still alive

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 4 года назад +1

      Just like coronavirus wasn't around, until it was.
      "look into it" - Eddie Bravo

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ty9BToe8J_Q/видео.html

    • @thelasttaarakian
      @thelasttaarakian 2 года назад

      Hey I’m from the future, he still alive

    • @ymif-m9r
      @ymif-m9r 2 года назад

      @@thelasttaarakian or he’s dead and that’s a body double with the country being run by his sister only b/c North Koreans would never let a woman run the show. How would you know if he’s alive do you know him?

  • @164hozey
    @164hozey 4 года назад +238

    CIA cool with me taking Xanax but I can’t smoke a little pot

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 4 года назад +28

      People have told me crazy shit while on benzos and dont remember shit after

    • @MrBob2212
      @MrBob2212 4 года назад +26

      ^^^ after two bars it’s pretty hard to remember the previous day, especially mixed with alcohol.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 года назад

      It’s always a matter of perspective. If you took Xanax not prescribed to you it’s illegal. If you have been prescribed pot by a doctor, under off-label use and research statutes under the FDA and DEA it’s legal. So it’s what you personally can justify. Langley may want someone who can think like that.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 года назад +1

      Danny G - I agree. Addiction is “the one ring” and only has one master. Any intelligence group wouldnt gambling with a field operative under this premise. It might give them pause on how this hypothetical person’s mind operates but better safe than sorry. However if that individual had a skill set that may interest them like remote viewing, knowledge of languages and or culture, 4chan nerd, etc, they might consider to hip pocket them as a contract agent or field consultant for a very specific operation rather than long term work.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 4 года назад +2

      Awakened Mind-shhh. I’m trying to get Mike Baker to get me a job. I really want to know if Biden really does have dementia or is he a Manchurian Candidate.

  • @jeffchandler4277
    @jeffchandler4277 4 года назад +18

    Duncan and joe should have a permanent podcast show together they are hilarious

  • @alecazadi-hocking8381
    @alecazadi-hocking8381 4 года назад +13

    “We have one asset interviewing another asset at the JRE podcast as we speak.”

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 2 года назад +4

    These two produce the most smile inducing podcasts of all time. I really love the more science oriented episodes and the generally important conversations had on JRE. But when he and Duncan get together, I never learn a damn thing. But goddamn does it bring me a lot of joy.

  • @misMurder831
    @misMurder831 4 года назад +103

    0:12 a faint "why do i have to do this" by Jamie... Poor lad

    • @ByBilal
      @ByBilal 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣

    • @nAb-IlIIlIlIll
      @nAb-IlIIlIlIll 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @G_L_S
      @G_L_S 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 года назад +26

      Thats your Job Jamie! You’re lucky Joe didn’t hear you or that’d have been your food for the next week.

    • @ulrichill9307
      @ulrichill9307 4 года назад +1

      CrimsonRyuu He said “oh i have to do this” referring he might apply.

  • @Iddo97
    @Iddo97 4 года назад +70

    Joe "I don't work for the CIA" Rogan

  • @justcallmesyl3911
    @justcallmesyl3911 4 года назад +45

    did anyone else catch Jamie saying "oh i have to do this" 😂 dude's gonna get hired and come back to do an episode as a CIA agent lmao

  • @theplug5660
    @theplug5660 4 года назад +34

    0:08 listen how nicely he asks Jamie that compared to joes “Jamie pull that up“ casue Jamie knows if he disobeyes he’s getting the belt

    • @janhi47
      @janhi47 4 года назад

      😂

    • @sfhie
      @sfhie 4 года назад +4

      Did you hear Jamie say softly just after, "Why do I have to do this?"

  • @annabelleanderson4704
    @annabelleanderson4704 4 года назад +15

    when Duncan said "Can I ask you a question that will probably get made into, like, a youtube clip accusing you of being an asset of the CIA?" and Joe said "sure" and blew a massive cloud of smoke across the table from off screen LOL

  • @evilspock4714
    @evilspock4714 4 года назад +102

    Joe “psycho eyes” Rogaine explaining CIA

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 4 года назад +5

      Joe thinks psycho eyes is like a high level comedic move. He does it in his stand up all the time, it's cringe.

    • @zPhresh
      @zPhresh 4 года назад +3

      Rogaine 🧔🏾

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 4 года назад

      Bobby lee calls Joe “buff eyes” lol

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 года назад

      Pretty fuckn good

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад

      🖖

  • @nickwilson8429
    @nickwilson8429 4 года назад +91

    JFK didn't seem to think the CIA was a benefit to the country when he said "I will splinter you into a thousand pieces, and scatter you to the winds".

    • @straightastudent683
      @straightastudent683 4 года назад +8

      Yeah that's a good way to get got saying that.

    • @LuciFury
      @LuciFury 4 года назад +18

      But they did that to his brain

    • @JR-kc8jx
      @JR-kc8jx 3 года назад +12

      @@LuciFury no the investigation that the cia did said that lee Harvey oswald acted alone and they didn’t do it. Nice try though.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 года назад

      @@LuciFury watch the 'film' again buddy. They did that to your brain. That's what they do.

    • @dragon9372
      @dragon9372 3 года назад +1

      @@JR-kc8jx bAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Headcaser
    @Headcaser 4 года назад +113

    Joe blindsided Duncan so badly that it left him stuttering, this was comedic UFC at its finest

    • @bmcc122
      @bmcc122 4 года назад

      What

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer 4 года назад

      Hahaha I think joe was catching Brian on his trust fall lol. Brian looks like he isn’t well rested, to say the least...hope he will be okay.

    • @Headcaser
      @Headcaser 4 года назад +2

      @@MrHardcoredrummer who's brian

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer 4 года назад +1

      Ha oops idk why I was thinkin Brian. Duncan lol

    • @Vo1torbz
      @Vo1torbz 4 года назад

      @@MrHardcoredrummer yeah Brian is an absolute wanker

  • @xanderdaniels8284
    @xanderdaniels8284 3 года назад +3

    Their conversational chemistry is so great

  • @chrisloveday4416
    @chrisloveday4416 2 года назад +1

    Calling someone an asset gives the connotation that you could also become a liability. Scary.

  • @jonathanprice3151
    @jonathanprice3151 4 года назад +37

    Joe “Molly is like a hot agent” Rogan

    • @rikrob5172
      @rikrob5172 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was chibi Carmen San Diego at first

  • @jerryriki2731
    @jerryriki2731 4 года назад +56

    "People are evil, trust the CIA and we will protect you. We cant give you the details but trust us, you NEED us", this is a pretty wild few minutes for the JRE podcast

    • @moicus29
      @moicus29 4 года назад +3

      Before 9/11 and stuff likr Snowden maybe that stuff could be argued by people. But now.... I think its pretty clear that if we keep these organizations, there needs to be a cabinet level nanny who's job it is to convict ppl that fuck up.

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 4 года назад +1

      @@moicus29 drive.google.com/file/d/1N3K2QF-L8EQw2r7E2UdYaR99OPdva6xY/view

    • @alexromero6662
      @alexromero6662 4 года назад +2

      jerry riki howd u find this?😳 I had to watch the whole thing after I started

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 4 года назад +2

      @@alexromero6662 I've been following the youtuber for awhile, he does good work. The best thing for us to do is spread awareness and try to better ourselves so were prepared for what comes. It's hard.

    • @jordanhoran9569
      @jordanhoran9569 4 года назад +3

      @@moicus29 what if terrorist attacks are planned to make the people believe we need them? 9/11 was pretty suspicious if you ask me

  • @cartmanbrah8937
    @cartmanbrah8937 4 года назад +51

    I applied to be a coach for the XFL and for experience I put Madden PlayStation 4

    • @punxg271
      @punxg271 4 года назад +1

      Cartman Brah! How’s that working out?

  • @Boxocentipedes
    @Boxocentipedes Месяц назад

    "The CIA is bound by federal law." 4 years later and thats still one of my all time favorite jokes.

  • @BLM.MASTER
    @BLM.MASTER 3 года назад +2

    7:24 had me dying when Duncan just fucking buts in then immediately apologizes

  • @obliviox
    @obliviox 4 года назад +208

    We talked about the cia website yet?
    “What about it”
    “Have you ever gone to it?”
    “Nooo”
    “Ive applied for a job”
    “You applied for a job at the CIA?”
    😂 😂 😂
    If apply you apply you cant talk about it
    Goes on million plus view podcast to talk about it hahahaa

    • @obliviox
      @obliviox 4 года назад +5

      RICKBAND yeah i know it was just hilarious to me

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 года назад +1

      I emailed the cia and FBI about the activities at my apartment and they haven't got back to me. I guess I'm just another schizophrenic. Love you guys thanks for the post

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 года назад +1

      Its china!

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 года назад +1

      Why is joe out of view when he vapes lmao lol

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf 4 года назад +1

      8:30-9:00 who the fuck is it, china right?

  • @alesandrobatista640
    @alesandrobatista640 4 года назад +11

    Jamie saying “why do I have to do this” had me dead

  • @GerardoG99
    @GerardoG99 4 года назад +48

    Funny how Joe didn’t answer Duncan’s question..... look into it 👀

    • @jayduke3373
      @jayduke3373 4 года назад +3

      he probably yelled at Duncan after telling him to never pull that shit ever again on this podcast lol

    • @TheJessC
      @TheJessC 4 года назад +9

      Joe works for the CIA he just can't acknowledge it. Which is why he claims to not know about the CIA website.

    • @kgmsosa8230
      @kgmsosa8230 4 года назад +1

      Jay Duke it’s impossible to yell at Duncan

    • @ngkngk875
      @ngkngk875 4 года назад +5

      J C Notice how goofy he starts acting at 3:22. So bizarre and it’s obvious he’s deflecting.

    • @jeffb6276
      @jeffb6276 4 года назад +1

      I hate that I'm lumped in the same category as you nuts...

  • @brandondismang7343
    @brandondismang7343 4 года назад +10

    Duncan: would you mind pulling that up?
    Jamie: well, I have too

    • @jaganmaster
      @jaganmaster 4 года назад +1

      Was it do I have to or well I have to? If it was well I have to that sounds kind if sad lol like he's working for kim jong un or something. Probably has to fabricate authenticity regularly

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 2 года назад +1

    Joe trolling at the end had Duncan questioning the last 10 minutes of his life and the legitimacy of everything, that was brutally brilliant lollll

  • @ontheaux336
    @ontheaux336 4 года назад +14

    LMAOO 0:12 Young Jamie - "Why do I have to do this?" He's getting sick of it hahahaaaaa

    • @DankSi
      @DankSi 4 года назад

      Takes one to know one

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 4 года назад

      im sure he is paid well enough he love doing it

    • @KhalidElwaleed
      @KhalidElwaleed 4 года назад +1

      Dude he said it as a joke ... like it's dangerous to screw around the furikin CIA website .. so one of them should do it instated 🤣

  • @SirFakeyMcfakealot
    @SirFakeyMcfakealot 4 года назад +55

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong Un...!"
    Man this did not age well.

    • @odsybmx29
      @odsybmx29 4 года назад +7

      I had to scroll way too far down to find this comment

    • @matttyce903
      @matttyce903 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @jonathanlatulippe6301
      @jonathanlatulippe6301 4 года назад

      rip

    • @ktcool4660
      @ktcool4660 4 года назад +5

      Your comment did not age well.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад

      Yea, once it again it was a fucking rumor idiots
      ruclips.net/video/ty9BToe8J_Q/видео.html

  • @princewes
    @princewes 4 года назад +24

    Well who the hell you think Dennis Rodman's been working for the last 10 years?

  • @howisthat9738
    @howisthat9738 4 года назад +19

    Joe acting like he’s not already part of the cia

  • @4xking
    @4xking 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was stone cold sober. For my qualifications essay I just wrote “psychic”

  • @croesuslydias6488
    @croesuslydias6488 4 года назад +32

    Joe said “asset” so many times I can’t remember what it means

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 4 года назад +5

    “If you can set shit on fire with your mind or something when you’re stoned, come talk to us” lol

  • @camero220
    @camero220 4 года назад +52

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong-Un."
    Nope.

    • @noelelenes9090
      @noelelenes9090 4 года назад

      camero220 lol

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr 4 года назад +5

      Scrolled down for this comment after pausing. thankyou

    • @aidentate5567
      @aidentate5567 4 года назад +4

      his heart surgeons aren't

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor 4 года назад +1

      @@aidentate5567 😂😂😂👍👍

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr 4 года назад

      @@aidentate5567 w

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 2 года назад

    0:12 Jamie is awesome. Of all the things he’s googled over the years the ‘please don’t make me visit the CIA’s website’ subtext was beautiful.

  • @TheFaun
    @TheFaun 4 года назад +47

    Joe “Secret CIA Operative” Rogan

    • @UziIdiot
      @UziIdiot 4 года назад +2

      It's hardly secret. Listen to him recite the same tired old propaganda

    • @whoknowsidont.5147
      @whoknowsidont.5147 4 года назад +3

      Yes joe is CIA we know. now recognize My Niggas.

  • @danieldickson5872
    @danieldickson5872 4 года назад +24

    Watching Joe deflect Duncan’s prying questions yet again

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras 4 года назад

      I saw him start right away too! “ did you get the job at the c I a?!” I was like ‘ holy fuck, they got to joe’

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras 4 года назад +1

      Aint that just dandy perfect joke? I think you miss understood, This isn’t the first time Duncan has asked something along these line before,Once again he didn’t even let him finish his sentence and he deflected it. Idk what the whole point of you explaining a bad joke (that he just Spat out there no less) as something i don’t understand. But it’s you that didn’t understand what I was saying , or the main comment for that matter. Good day sir!

    • @danieldickson5872
      @danieldickson5872 4 года назад +2

      Tim Contreras 100% bro, you can see a blatant demeanor change. He’s verbally on his toes after Duncan asked this. Even when Duncan asked joe if it were ok for him to ask the type of question he was about to, I would have paid to have the camera on Joe’s face instead of Duncan’s when Joe said “yeah”

  • @AraceliakaChely
    @AraceliakaChely 4 года назад +6

    ”Are you priming me?” 😂

  • @parthvadera1
    @parthvadera1 4 года назад +33

    Joe “they got compromised” Rogan

  • @MrVesimelooni
    @MrVesimelooni 4 года назад +12

    "You know who is alive? Kim Jong Un"
    Is he tho..

  • @KentuckyBullrat32
    @KentuckyBullrat32 4 года назад +3

    This podcast turned into that spider man meme where they’re all pointing at each other 😂😂😂

  • @fieldfairy9845
    @fieldfairy9845 4 года назад +4

    I’m not high enough for this yet. Will check back soon

  • @amersalha4743
    @amersalha4743 4 года назад +50

    Yo now that we’re on the topic Joe should really talk about the new documentary out of the shadows

    • @Zaydenw0006
      @Zaydenw0006 4 года назад +5

      Not gonna happen tho smh

    • @mos619
      @mos619 4 года назад +1

      Joe's too connected to the Satanic cabal(just look at Duncan)...Jay Dyer on the other hand as been going into this kind of stuff for years and can help put the pieces together.
      ruclips.net/video/48eDdzot_O4/видео.html

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 4 года назад +1

      Just a bunch of religious mumbo jumbo

    • @mos619
      @mos619 4 года назад +1

      @@Turk_2023 p3d0 confirmed

    • @Omaviistheman
      @Omaviistheman 4 года назад

      At one point in that docu-whatever the guy says that the word “television” is suppose to be subversive and have telepathic/satanic/retard connotations and then read it as “TELL A VISION”. At that point I just lold and bailed. Saying that everything in Hollywood from a screen graphic to actual device is gonna to brainwash you is schiz. That “stuntman” seems like some sort of disinfo artist

  • @johnanderson7663
    @johnanderson7663 4 года назад +86

    Joe"The asset"Rogan.

  • @1pyroace1
    @1pyroace1 4 года назад +1

    5:28 wish I can have this on repeat

  • @DeltaVTX
    @DeltaVTX 4 года назад +11

    10:53 He’s been practicing that one in the mirror.

  • @davethomas543
    @davethomas543 4 года назад +24

    That deflection has me convinced Joe " I am CIA " Rogan

  • @timfisher7211
    @timfisher7211 4 года назад +18

    “You know who is alive today? Kim Jong Un.” That didn’t age well.

  • @boogieinc2465
    @boogieinc2465 4 года назад +69

    i wasn’t high but i applied to the navy in 8th grade in class with my friend as a joke we messed around about how they was gon swoop me up when i turned 18 lol
    they swooped me up idk where i am send help

    • @charleslasley5367
      @charleslasley5367 4 года назад +6

      Blink twice if they are forcing you to say this

    • @jebushwplainview9453
      @jebushwplainview9453 4 года назад +1

      Same thing happened to my buddy...
      Good luck out there.

    • @BlackandWhitecustoms
      @BlackandWhitecustoms 4 года назад +2

      @Jebus Hypocristos I found him he is in Australia we got to go get him

    • @OfficialCANVAS
      @OfficialCANVAS 3 года назад

      @@BlackandWhitecustoms our asset changed status. Roger that

  • @HellWrex
    @HellWrex 2 года назад

    0:12
    After he asks jaime to pull up the website, the dude goes
    “Why do I have to do that?”
    😂

  • @rubyblu21
    @rubyblu21 3 года назад +3

    I applied for the Australian equivalent, shat bricks when I was given a key code to continue the application 🤣

  • @dannysart3990
    @dannysart3990 4 года назад +5

    The CIA website looks like you are applying for Nintendo.

  • @n8style
    @n8style 4 года назад +10

    5:45
    "Can I ask you a question that might get you accused of being a CIA agent"
    a puff of weed blows across the screen
    "sure"
    haha yeah something tells me Joe won't have to worry about that accusation :D

  • @Datboiispank
    @Datboiispank 4 года назад +21

    I heard north Korea needs a new supreme leader,Apply there.

    • @sutra6971
      @sutra6971 4 года назад

      Casey Carpenter they already got Kim’s sister

    • @wrdcreative492
      @wrdcreative492 4 года назад +1

      Casey Carpenter they’re interviewing now hahaha

    • @boigeorge886
      @boigeorge886 4 года назад

      Must be hideously ugly and no taller than 5ft8

  • @marcjoseph8875
    @marcjoseph8875 2 года назад

    Duncan is my favorite guest.

  • @MrCheeseball90
    @MrCheeseball90 4 года назад +2

    Duncan’s voice is like if Steve O and your uncle ruckus from the boondocks had a kid

  • @ianrodriquez9455
    @ianrodriquez9455 4 года назад +18

    Yep, Joe's been compromised.

  • @cactusheart9632
    @cactusheart9632 4 года назад +25

    4:13 this is the second time I've seen Joe make that face when someone implies that he might've been contacted by a shadowy org.

    • @nikstoun9478
      @nikstoun9478 4 года назад +4

      This is my name when Joey Diaz asked him about CIA

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 4 года назад

      Itd be foolish to think he hasnt, at the very least been contacted by a 3 letter agency.

  • @KatettaphischeOfficial
    @KatettaphischeOfficial 4 года назад +17

    I swear he says “ass hat”

  • @yllid
    @yllid 4 года назад +2

    That was the best joe rogan rant ive ever heard

  • @kingstonhinks9824
    @kingstonhinks9824 2 года назад +1

    Really seemed like Joe was pissed off for a sec

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon 3 года назад +4

    Joe really does a great job of trying to argue for the company.

  • @Jarmezrocks
    @Jarmezrocks 4 года назад +4

    "Do some of them branch out and start a coke business..." Joes eyes -> 😮

  • @manophillips5176
    @manophillips5176 4 года назад +24

    These guys are starting to creep me out

  • @JelloFluoride
    @JelloFluoride 3 года назад +1

    Duncan is just a treasure to the world.

  • @pharaohosam
    @pharaohosam 4 года назад +1

    Joe Rogan in full 'save my own ass' mode.